Aris I’m a Student My Life Is So Stressful I Have Two Jobs and My Dog’s Girlfriend Just

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  • @MatthewWillis3
    @MatthewWillis3 5 років тому +623

    Aris has the best way of shitting on people while simultaneously giving them actual good advice and motivating them.

    • @ohyo1386
      @ohyo1386 5 років тому +14

      He sounds like a nice guy but hes done with all of their shit

    • @Mushr88mBreW
      @Mushr88mBreW 5 років тому

      Its called NOT BEING A FUCKING STONER CHAT, ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOUR PUSSY 😢

    • @Exeeter1234
      @Exeeter1234 5 років тому +18

      Yeah pretty much. But its crazy how many dont understand that. Aris is the last person you should bitch about college world problems let alone anyone coming in their 40s.

    • @Gerrrden
      @Gerrrden 5 років тому +1

      @@ohyo1386 that's a big brother

    • @avatarr_
      @avatarr_ 5 років тому +5

      the advice in this video isn't really that great though

  • @SuperWHIIITE
    @SuperWHIIITE 5 років тому +279

    Aris is one of the most wholesome and caring douchebags I've ever encountered. He's something special.

    • @SuperWHIIITE
      @SuperWHIIITE 5 років тому +3

      @juanisabastard 😟

    • @SuperWHIIITE
      @SuperWHIIITE 5 років тому +7

      @ Them gosh dern millenials I tell you hwat

    • @Connard15
      @Connard15 5 років тому +10

      oliver closehoff ok boomer

    • @seanmcdonald1111
      @seanmcdonald1111 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone in this thread falling for obvious bait. Buncha fools, the baiter first and foremost among em.

    • @pavement3931
      @pavement3931 4 роки тому

      @ big

  • @snactimusmaximus
    @snactimusmaximus 5 років тому +132

    Watching Aris getting his laugh robbed is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.

  • @JiBbo
    @JiBbo 5 років тому +194

    7:13 DIRECT HIT

    • @JonanTS
      @JonanTS 5 років тому +46

      UNBLOCKABLE

    • @Gibbidens
      @Gibbidens 5 років тому +19

      That was so stupid ahahahah, got me too tho...

    • @greenshadow131
      @greenshadow131 5 років тому +3

      Ladies and gentlemen... we got em

  • @lordvader903
    @lordvader903 5 років тому +228

    Even though aris was annoyed at the beginning, his speech still gave me motivation.

    • @davetorres3906
      @davetorres3906 5 років тому +24

      That's the beauty of his content.

  • @Baps_
    @Baps_ Рік тому +10

    I come back to this vid a couple times a year to make sure I'm still keeping the right perspective on things. A lot of people need to hear this, man. So many people are lost out here...

    • @exyerbamate
      @exyerbamate 11 місяців тому +1

      Same here dude. Hearing aris saying just handle it has a certain ring to it

  • @kerioshin
    @kerioshin 5 років тому +138

    Some of those people with no legs that aren't bitching about their day could be bitching about John Adams, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?

  • @JonCundiff
    @JonCundiff 5 років тому +195

    theres a customer at my job who doenst have legs and he seems pretty pissed off all the time.

  • @RoIand
    @RoIand 5 років тому +107

    4:04 "Some people don't have legs"
    Yeah, and some people have n0pants either, but they do just fine.

  • @Jordannadroj20
    @Jordannadroj20 5 років тому +79

    I love the "dog's girlfriend" discourse

  • @senpapi8701
    @senpapi8701 5 років тому +190

    He’s definitely a red name.

    • @jaysnow4074
      @jaysnow4074 5 років тому +4

      XxWeed WarriorxX Aris - The original red name who now hates other red names

  • @reisei1
    @reisei1 5 років тому +41

    That guy meant to donate to AGDQ

  • @neol07707
    @neol07707 5 років тому +7

    1:00 "Hey alright" classic I looove it lol

  • @Renkaru
    @Renkaru 5 років тому +44

    Aris like the mom I never had.

  • @tackywacky99
    @tackywacky99 5 років тому +32

    that madiqsozmal at the end was the best ending.

  • @joe1110
    @joe1110 5 років тому +5

    Good advice. Just remember to not compare your problems to other peoples. Theres always gonna be someone in a worse situation than you, but theres also gonna be people doing way better. Just because someone is happier than you doesnt mean you cant feel happy, so just because someone is worse off than you doesnt mean you shouldn't feel sad.

  • @PAPALIKO
    @PAPALIKO 5 років тому +23

    He robbed in plain daylight of that laugh, pasa la risa buey! 🤣😂😆

  • @OtsileM
    @OtsileM 5 років тому +21

    Life's a series of problems that need solving.

  • @ALLmasked
    @ALLmasked 5 років тому +10

    sometimes the secret to balancing life is to not add more things and instead drop some. and appreciate the peace that balancing act gives you

    • @carlosaugusto9821
      @carlosaugusto9821 5 років тому +2

      But your capacity to discern and balance things might be like Capcom at Third Strike

    • @ALLmasked
      @ALLmasked 5 років тому +1

      @@carlosaugusto9821 it does not matter if the balancing act is as bad as third strike or tekken tag 2 or any game. as long as you can keep it together and play it with some peace.
      if not roll with something else.

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky 5 років тому +3

    Some people are dead but you never hear them complain

  • @pillboi
    @pillboi 5 років тому +93

    madiqsozmal 😂😂

  • @eliwolf8987
    @eliwolf8987 5 років тому +5

    Dude, I worked at GameStop for 5 years and everything he was saying at the beginning was 1000000 percent correct lmao

  • @zex69
    @zex69 9 місяців тому +1

    Rip my dogs girlfriends uncles second boyfriends husbands neighbours pet fleshlight

  • @Earthshaker89
    @Earthshaker89 5 років тому +26

    Some people don't have legs.

  • @granddaddy_funk
    @granddaddy_funk 4 роки тому +3

    Bro this hits hard in 2020

  • @zero28ism
    @zero28ism 5 років тому +24

    The worst thing he could be doing after all that shit is hanging out with stoners. And yet there he is in Aris' twitch chat.

  • @SSilverJJ
    @SSilverJJ 5 років тому +8

    Aris my problems are also your problems for the modest sum of 4.20

  • @MrMajani
    @MrMajani 5 років тому +4

    That part about Markman felt very deep and sincere.

  • @gymclasshero1982
    @gymclasshero1982 5 років тому +2

    This is the most real shit I've ever heard. I fucking love everything about this.

  • @partyendsat9235
    @partyendsat9235 3 роки тому +1

    "Some people dont have legs" is Aris' favorite excuse

  • @iris089
    @iris089 5 років тому +6

    Damn that's real talk served.

  • @davetorres3906
    @davetorres3906 4 роки тому +1

    7:45 this guy has the best jokes for answers, never stops to amaze me lol

  • @giedriuqaz
    @giedriuqaz 5 років тому +4

    5:08 thank you

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 5 років тому +8

    He thinks his life is hard? dsp has the hardest life ever!

  • @themaseofspades6857
    @themaseofspades6857 5 років тому +50

    That was so sad. Despacito play old town road.

  • @skweather7461
    @skweather7461 5 років тому +2

    I come back to this video when i feel like shit about college

  • @nvr2seriouscc972
    @nvr2seriouscc972 5 років тому +3

    Aris curses you out, but wow he actually gives real life, deep advice and life lessons. Kudos to him.

  • @MichaelSS
    @MichaelSS 5 років тому +31

    While Aris isn't wrong, looking at the grand scheme of things doesn't mean you should always trivialize/minimize your problems. Just because your problems may be first world problems, doesn't mean they don't need to be coped with. Allow yourself to feel THEN you can get over it.

    • @randomthrowawayaccount7721
      @randomthrowawayaccount7721 5 років тому +16

      Yeah, exactly. People will hide their feelings/problems till they get out of control because of a fear of things like this. They don't want to be told that they're a "bitch" or just to "get over it", so instead they'll silently sulk about it and it won't get better.

    • @codyross2403
      @codyross2403 5 років тому +3

      The comment I wanted to type is already perfectly explained here. Thanks for bringing this up instead of just nodding and agreeing.

    • @SKITTLESJ023
      @SKITTLESJ023 5 років тому +2

      You gotta keep it simple. Stop being a bitch. Everybody has problems and everybody is going to eventually die. Have fun, laugh, and handle your shit. Appreciate the grind, appreciate swimming up stream, and feel badass for doing so.

  • @BrainFr33z3lasers
    @BrainFr33z3lasers 5 років тому +2

    Can confirm that the gamestop stuff is accurate.

  • @crucible1084
    @crucible1084 5 років тому +1

    7:19 we gotta protecc that laugh

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin 5 років тому +23

    Ban that guy to add up to his problems. He's clearly asking for more.

  • @Gakki_Aniki
    @Gakki_Aniki 5 років тому +4

    Damn, Aris

  • @hanchellasik
    @hanchellasik Рік тому

    "Man,John Adams can go .... himself", haha.

  • @drakevonduke
    @drakevonduke 5 років тому +1

    Ty aris, ty markman. Wish y’all the best

  • @realest_JoJo
    @realest_JoJo 3 роки тому +1

    Aris sounds stoned to the gills in this clip lol

  • @IdiosyncraticMan
    @IdiosyncraticMan 5 років тому +3

    underrated video title n0pants

  • @EmperorThePro
    @EmperorThePro 3 роки тому +1

    Lol I'm exactly in the situation as the donator

  • @NoLuckJustSkill1337
    @NoLuckJustSkill1337 5 років тому +7

    Is dragunov tournament viable?

  • @Kammora
    @Kammora 5 років тому +1

    Aris and reading is a 0-10 matchup

  • @dannystackhouse4600
    @dannystackhouse4600 5 років тому +24

    God damn I want aris' MGTOW life so bad. Video games, good food and no stress

    • @gutts4208
      @gutts4208 5 років тому +5

      Just a bunch of stoners he has to talk to

    • @tonyaldante1017
      @tonyaldante1017 5 років тому +23

      MGTOW wouldn't be hanging with the milfs he hangs with, dummy

    • @joshuajordan8651
      @joshuajordan8651 5 років тому +2

      @Luis Alvarez hey alright

    • @gutts4208
      @gutts4208 5 років тому +4

      @Luis Alvarez nice 10-page essay beat it

  • @MrNinjafreak
    @MrNinjafreak 4 роки тому +1

    John Adams, we meet again.

  • @Its_Lu_Bu
    @Its_Lu_Bu 5 років тому +1

    former GameStop employee here. 90% of the time you got those dudes who are 30 yrs old and wanna talk about all the new fucking Pokemon and Xenoblade Chronicles for 5 hours (aka annoying ass dweebs). occasionally you get that person who wants to talk about something dope coming out for a reasonable amount of time. those guys are cool.

  • @prestongarvey1857
    @prestongarvey1857 5 років тому +6

    Had a buddy who was divorcing his wife cause she was cheating on him and had to fight tooth and nail for everything (furniture, kids, house, Etc). As he was deployed in Afghanistan getting mortared damn near daily. So tell us again about how stressful your college and two jobs are?

  • @OMGitsB3ck
    @OMGitsB3ck 5 років тому +1

    No legs?
    No pants.

  • @Strider119119
    @Strider119119 5 років тому +18

    What do if I’M my dog’s girlfriend?

  • @Threeli
    @Threeli 5 років тому

    Sincere/sappy aris is my favourite aris

  • @jetblaksuit
    @jetblaksuit 4 роки тому

    Sometimes a family is just ten dads

  • @LunaNightZz
    @LunaNightZz 5 років тому

    This was a really good listen.

  • @ParikshitRana95
    @ParikshitRana95 5 років тому

    Aris made me cry, dang it!

  • @CountryPup1
    @CountryPup1 5 років тому

    Thanks dad.

  • @hon_lordthanatos
    @hon_lordthanatos 5 років тому

    The ending is the best

  • @kvk1
    @kvk1 5 років тому

    john adams i'm crying

  • @spiritualopportunism4585
    @spiritualopportunism4585 5 років тому +3

    Surprised you didn't link the John Adam's vid, @n0pants

  • @Spinozin
    @Spinozin 5 років тому +13

    If you wanna keep your life simpler then avoid having kids

    • @tepandflash5950
      @tepandflash5950 5 років тому

      lol loser

    • @StarLasers
      @StarLasers 5 років тому +2

      The only thing is no one will take care of you when your old, but let's be honest, most children don't take care of their parents anyways.
      So I agree

    • @RedaiRmal
      @RedaiRmal 5 років тому +2

      Avoiding the pregnancy

    • @TheTerminator619sd
      @TheTerminator619sd 5 років тому +2

      Pull out game 2 stronk

  • @xxtantalusxx07
    @xxtantalusxx07 4 роки тому

    Damn this video hit differently today lmao. Praise lord Umbasa for you Aris

  • @justjuniorjaw
    @justjuniorjaw 5 років тому +1

    n0pants
    n0legs
    n0problems

  • @Shyuthrosnaevin
    @Shyuthrosnaevin 5 років тому

    0:50 how do you just shamelessly purposely use a d/f+1 to crush?

  • @MikeD0307-i1h
    @MikeD0307-i1h 5 років тому

    Avoiding the Emotional Tampon Role

  • @saynotop2w
    @saynotop2w 5 років тому

    I love this pothead

  • @qtshutin3030
    @qtshutin3030 5 років тому

    Sage wisdom from Aris

  • @AlwaysRetr0
    @AlwaysRetr0 5 років тому +2

    imagine aris when he was a little kid lol wonder if he had a big beard

  • @khandarwilliam5439
    @khandarwilliam5439 5 років тому

    Aris Golden Ways ™

  • @shafouzz
    @shafouzz 5 років тому

    entropy and optimism can get you a long way :)

  • @AVGegg
    @AVGegg 5 років тому

    I want to meet aris because of this type of content

  • @ny9k867
    @ny9k867 5 років тому

    Aris is the best commentator period 😂😂😂

  • @MrOzzification
    @MrOzzification 5 років тому

    Man, Aris seems extra stoned here

  • @romelominga1980
    @romelominga1980 5 років тому

    Press thru my DUDE

  • @canadianbacon3846
    @canadianbacon3846 5 років тому +17

    Nobody:
    Aris: SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LEGS

    • @Ldevos0
      @Ldevos0 5 років тому +3

      let dead memes lie

    • @canadianbacon3846
      @canadianbacon3846 5 років тому +2

      @@Ldevos0 Hey alright

    • @Ldevos0
      @Ldevos0 5 років тому +1

      @@canadianbacon3846 and thanks

  • @capnbarky2682
    @capnbarky2682 5 років тому +2

    How i took the first statement: Blah blah ur problems could b worse like ive heard a thousand times b4
    How i took the 2nd half: Wow aris really understands the importance of friendship
    rly makes u think

  • @jet4432
    @jet4432 5 років тому

    Wise words. Based Aris

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 5 років тому +1

    moral of the story is... Aris' D' is so small!!!! LUL

  • @RedLightning94533
    @RedLightning94533 5 років тому

    Didn't Lt. Dan complain that he didn't have legs?

  • @deepflake
    @deepflake 5 років тому

    based agony aunt lord aris;_;

  • @christopherr6284
    @christopherr6284 5 років тому

    Just wait until grad school. It gets worse. Way worse.

  • @MiguelMorales-ny3xd
    @MiguelMorales-ny3xd 5 років тому

    Son of a bitch no pants had me extend the title, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS DOGS GIRLFRIEND 😠😠😠

  • @gennoswellc.dominguez8772
    @gennoswellc.dominguez8772 5 років тому

    Hey bro can you help me how to perfect the wildman combo of Steve fox plsssssssss

  • @Aeroga201
    @Aeroga201 6 місяців тому

    DEAR DIARY 😆😆😆

    • @Aeroga201
      @Aeroga201 6 місяців тому

      butttt get a therapist airing out ur issues to internet people ESPECIALLY streamers 🤢 never ends up well because they really cant relate and you're burdening them with your issues and they'll be liable to treat you like this

  • @josepartida1711
    @josepartida1711 5 років тому +1

    Some rock solid stoner advice to all the stoners out there 👍

  • @TheFilipFonky
    @TheFilipFonky 5 років тому +3

    >falling for the higher education meme

  • @demonrazgriz
    @demonrazgriz 5 років тому +1

    Can we have Madiq compilation?

  • @SirbAkAkbs
    @SirbAkAkbs 5 років тому

    better the judge's eyes than the hex's eyes
    (sorry the low tier english)

  • @yotsunn0_-_-521
    @yotsunn0_-_-521 5 років тому

    John Adams rules

  • @FolkloreYT
    @FolkloreYT 5 років тому

    Those light bulbs are shining right into players' eyes. Good fucking lord, worst tournament organisation ever

  • @suspecthalo
    @suspecthalo 4 роки тому

    Some people may be happy with no legs, but I'm definitely glad that we have n0pants.

  • @jesselee9223
    @jesselee9223 5 років тому

    He's just the best, kapeesch?

  • @nocandoslurms433
    @nocandoslurms433 5 років тому +7

    Don't listen to this stoner. The John Adams HBO series is superb.

    • @lunar3129
      @lunar3129 5 років тому

      No Can Do Slurms Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

    • @tepandflash5950
      @tepandflash5950 5 років тому

      Fuck John Adams!

    • @mkkkay4789
      @mkkkay4789 4 роки тому

      Andrew Jackson is a jabrone

  • @Ludnorc
    @Ludnorc 5 років тому +2

    Nah man the people WORKING at gamestop are the ones that talk your ear off about games.

  • @videosfever6961
    @videosfever6961 5 років тому

    Great Guy !!

  • @MrBASEBALLHERO13
    @MrBASEBALLHERO13 5 років тому

    JOHN ADAMS RULEZ!!!

  • @videosfever6961
    @videosfever6961 5 років тому

    can i have your live stream link ?