Thanksgiving but I'm on 4mg of Xanax
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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In todays video, I talk about a good family thanksgiving. I hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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Yo goblin I just BOOFED 7 grams of cocaine JUST FOR YOU
The thumbnail tho 😂💀
My mans always on drugs
the pure raw emotion when he was talking about the lack of green beans man i felt that i would be pressed too if there wasnt green beans at thanksgiving dinner
I can’t be the only one who doesn’t fw green beans shits stinky n musty and they just ass
@@alede you speaking facts
Soboring facts
That's fucking disgusting dude
Grainy blue beans are better
The pure rage of the lack of green beans is the best part
Bruh ong I was jus thinkin that
69th like
I have never heard him so furious lmaooo
you gotta have green beans man
al green bars are fake
How many stories does this man have of doing pills at grandpa's?
What I’m saying 💀💀
@@x0q4 I mean he said it was a pretty regular thing for him to go to his grandpas and that he hated it so he prolly gets fucked up before
i think this a re tell
@@x0q4 naw bro this foo Really jus like dat. All he do is drugs Forreal 🤣
@@csmith411 do you actually type like that
Goblins Ex:Are you going to pay child support?
Goblin: Either way,nonetheless
, back on topic here
, AYE, if you will, AYE
@@psshh337 🤣
Nevertheless, ladies and gentlemen
i digress
The only reliable thing about goblin is that there’s gonna be a holiday special of him doing pills at grandpas
the thumb nail tho “i’m feinding for pressies” 😂
this is the most emotional i’ve ever heard goblin
Happy thanksgiving Goblin and everybody who sees this 😎😎
back to u
merry fucking thanksgiving stranger
U too bro
thx homie u to
happy Thanksgiving brotha
“the thanks giving mash potatoes came out a box” 💀💀💀👀
Oh hell no
😂😂😂
@Magic Cookies denial is the first stage of grief
@Magic Cookies it's ok a bad Thanksgiving can make anyone irritable
@Magic Cookies once again denial is the first stage of grief
Dude I just felt bad when he was talking about the thanksgiving food, that food sounded so depressing
honestly even my thanksgiving with only me and my dad was better and it was rotisserie chicken from the store since all the catered stuff wasnt much less and honestly worse ground up turkey then we slapped some gravy with it granted from the store but from a trusted brand some premade but good mash and some biscuit's with some pumpkin pie still a trillion times better then whatever the hell that abomination of a meal was
Ya thank fuck I have my grandma she’s the only person in my family they can cook good my aunt makes bland ass mashed potatoes and my grandma is the only person in my family that knows how to season food
That thanksgiving is clearly gave ptsd to this poor man you can hear the anger in his voice 😭💀
*has
My favorite part about thanksgiving is going for a “walk” with my cousin and come back stoned as fuck
As an Irishman, hearing the words "mashed potatoes out of a box" hurts me deeply
Its okay man 😂🙏
@@Emess_902 once you have real homemade mash potatoes you can’t go back
@@Willppyro thassa fact man the flavour and texture just ain’t the same ust has that edge to
That's 'merica
Imagine telling people in Ireland during the potato famine that in the future people would have instant potatoes they could have in a box that was already prepared and cooked. Mf’s would be like 😲 then they’d be like ☠️
I feel like it’s gonna be a hoot and a holler
An absolute banger if you will
@@psychot1c694 a true classic
either way,nonetheless
🦖
@mymainbitchissatana AND A HOLLER
You can tell his grandma made the best thanksgiving food by how mad he was about the food being dookie
Goblin top 5 UA-camrs who can actually make me laugh
for sure
Gimme 4 others
Shits funny when you can relate
Ben : yes
@@oprahsgran5989he's also just naturally funny, not to glaze
Goblin’s description of his dad’s side of the family’s thanksgiving is deadass exactly how I describe my own father’s side of the family.
Yeah same, my dad's a good dude but his side of the family is fucked.
@@kaminsod4077 thank god i dont have that problem but we got a couple oddballs but im a oddball myself so i cant say shit
Same here. My mother's side of the family is rather normal, but my father's side is full of imbeciles.
"At my mom's Thanksgiving that would never fly, I would go to hell, I would go to the gulag" had me dying 🤣
the classic “going for a walk” 😭
oh god do i have one too many of those stories
@@dr.dylansgame5583 how do you not get caught
@@6lackRain you say you going for a walk
J🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂
the disclaimer the only time goblin ever capped
Yeah it’s strange how he keeps getting stories even though he’s been sober since probation...
@@barstow_ he definitely hasnt been sober
@@barstow_ he hasnt been sober
@@barstow_ he’s about as sober as snoop Dogg on a Friday night
@@barstow_ bro this man literally gets wasted every night on stream lmfao
I love these family gathering stories. So relatable, I just finished my thanksgiving on adderall.
Girl who tf is taking adderall on thanksgiving 😭😭
It was all I had. The euphoria makes it tolerable though.
@@shagward9372 I got a prescription and I snort those bitches and drink a monster. Shit goes hard.
Man i was off the tweak and the perkys its levels to this and they only go downwards
Thanksgiving is the worst holiday to take an addy
Being stoned and thanksgiving are a match made in heaven
Anyone else watch this every year
Drinking some shroom tea tn, let’s get it boys
Have a nice trip king
@@x97sfinest tripping fucking sack rn
@Lex Bright Raven he gone as we speak
How much grams bruh
Bout to make some as well... penis envy lmao
9:43 the pure fucking hatred in your voice while reminiscing about the horrific lack of green beans on the table is amazing.
Never thought you would be so passionate about green beans lmao
So we just gone act like this didn’t just happen?
It was prolly last year's joint.
It didn’t it was when his grandpa was alive and he goes to say that now his grandpa is dead so it was a year or so ago
Nah bro that was before he was on xans heavy that was when he was in high school
Why don’t we just ask him?😮😮😮😮
@@ladoselos4859 lmao the goblin lore
Bro PLEASE make the "Let's go skiing" design into a sticker.
My uncle still lives at my grandmas house & hes 55 years old. Never left. He’s definitely just waiting for my grandma to die to take the house for himself
That’s rasict hobo jonnny will like to see you in unidf or bad thing will ser
@@dylanrocha6218 what?
that’s kinda fucked
@@Kawke I don’t know
i hope you all all okay mentally and health wise . you are all loved so so much . Jesus loves you all and so do i . you ever need anyone to talk to about anything i’m right here . i pray you all are safe and happy . repent for your sins and accept Jesus in your heart. God bless 🖤
I’m starting to think he just does these drugs the day of and makes videos about them
Ong he sounds wrecked off something
He's just always stoned when recording lol
@@Fenttanyl facts I was thinking the same thing
This a retell
na he be doing this everyday
I’ve never heard Goblin mad before but holy shit that lack of green beans and poorly made dinner really pushed the wrong button
The first/only time I took bars on thanksgiving I woke up the next day with bags of food and tubs of sides on my bed not knowing what happened.
LMFAOO
So… what happened? Lmao
Already know this fynna be a banger
This one of them “based on true events” type beats cuz ain’t no way you remember that many details 😂
Ggln your a goat. Never die early, we need a legend at 60 y/o
The way goblin talks about food is gold his just so passionate about it
Sadly, we don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Germany. But I wish a happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans blaze up!
i know how it feels to take benzo's to prepare for family outings, i am way more chill and respectful and not an angry twat on that xanak but i understand how you could lose it with your dad's side of the fam
My dawg got barred out got caught passed out in the driver seat of his dads car by his dad then his dad kicked him out then he started breakin into cars got the cops called on em and started fightin the cops cuz he was so barred out he’s the bar maniac on cutt
Praying for him to recover and heal bro
"Bar manic on cut" sheesh
"granps's old as shit he's not going anywhere" bruh he goin to heaven soon
The raw emotion this man feels about thanksgiving is the same energy I have about sherbert ice cream after being in rehab 😔
Dude, your dad’s family is EXACTLY like mine! Except they actually make their own food.
Damn goblin straight up pissed
“It’s like bread it just sucks”
Panik
“It’s like wheat bread”
Calm
German panic
first
Second
Not third
Their
always og boaaa
I’m high
Who tf pack-a-punches the mp5
My dad deadass offered half my family his lorazepam today😭
Tell him to hmu lol
2mg?lol
@@Sevisstillalive .5 if I remember correctly
@@bsyinfdfijnvfdhfyinfhjj6921 lmaoo
@@eli4911 lololololol
Goblin take 29 xans at once tell us what happens
A over dose.
Gonlin was really like "i'm gonna be a huge burden to my family"
You have to respect it
I would fucking love to witness a mother finding her 12 year old watching this channel
Goblin has the same exact expectations of thanksgiving as my father ..... so Goblin is my father..... I’m okay with this.
My mom makes everything homemade for thanksgiving, stuffing cranberry sauce, gravy, ect ☺️
Bro I’ve never heard someone be so mad about green beans 😭😂
You real passionate about your family's thanksgiving dinner lol
You know i had to click of wtf i was doing when i saw the title BANGER
bro is yo profile pic absorber or sum?
@@josededios5063 aight bet ye it is lmao
@@lobbybymuxi6134 n o i c e
Yoooooo much love frome FLORIDA POLK COUNTY CUHHH ayy but keep doing what you doing bro love the videos
I love Goblin with a passion
don’t we all
sounds like someone needs to step up to the plate and make his own thanksgiving dinner!! lmao
Goblins movement in zombies is next fucking level
Me: can’t believe I got baked at my grandpas.
Goblin:overdosing at my grandpas
Been taking dabs, just drank some kratom and I'm ready for some goblin videos
From one stoner to the next your vids are a good way to pass time.. Keep it up dawg
I LOVE GREENBEAN CASSAROLE. That makes me happy because my friends think im weird for liking it
2:15 is literally me same thing with me my moms is Just small group dad a lot of people
You must be drunk asf
@@SmithCS was thinking the same shit swear i got high just reading that genuinely thought i wasnt sober for a second
Wait I understand it now. our buddy brawler musta flunked outta 1st grade English tho
Shoutout everyone who was also off the big drugs at Thanksgiving this yr
Yessir
Just drank a full bottle of robitussen w coke and then get to watch goblin as it’s kicking in
Have fun
@@pohatuthereactor1693 it’s been a hoot and a holler
jows the robotrip?
@@jeffdahmoose776_6 he died
Robo tripping is ass bro I took about 1500 mg of pure dxm worst night of my life
Ngl bro I like your old style of commentary more. Stretching out your videos with random info that no one wants to hear
Thanksgiving Goblin let’s get it.
IT ALL COMES OUT OF A BOX!! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT! Lmaoooooo that was hilarious
The way this man talks so passionately about thanksgiving it’s great. It made my day hahaaaaa
Goblin loves his green bean casserole 😂😂😂
The classic xans before thanksgiving dinner
Goblin deserves a fucking award for that thumbnail
gma is more barred than that on the daily
Thankful for you Goblin. Just finished Mag Landrace by Verano and was throughly impressed. Ima be copping some med Greenfriday sales tomorrow!
here we go with all the “first” comments 😒
Turkey and Goblin what a great fucking day.
Watching goblin from rehab. Wish me luck guys.
boxed mashed taters can be good wtf you mean "that's the last line" you'll pop a xanny but you're too good for boxed potatoes? it's 100% their cooking that's the issue not the boxed potatoes unless you're buying some shit brand.
im sayin bro
thefirst time i heard goblins raw emotion and it comes out cause of green beans
Xans are the bestttttt... With moderation of course lol
Goblin is outta pocket for that thumbnail🤣🤣
Barred out, dyin of laughter, Im lovin' it xD
Food part top shit aahahah
Not having green bean caserole at thanksgiving is a sin
Love these videos goblin they make me laugh while I’m bussin (btw happy thanksgiving bro keep doing what ur doing)🔥😎
i went to thanksgiving on 5 tabs and 2 points of M
I literally had to rewatch the part about the green bean casserole lmao that shit had me rollin🤣
2:27 "I need to be on drugs to be there"
😭😭 SAME 😂
I love how you proceed to justify that you need to be on drugs lmaoooo same
4:49 "I really need to be on drugs"
JAJAJAJA IM DYING YOUR MY FUCKING FAV UA-camR
Literally 5 mins of this was complaining about how bad the food was im so ded
‘If I’m barred out at my moms house I’m going to hell ‘😂😂
"If I showed up to my mom's Thanksgiving smacked, I'd be in the gulag" lmfao, been here for a while goblin, u never disappoint my g
Goblin I love you bro your fucking hilarious 🤣😂I literally look forward to seeing your videos every day💪
You should try passion flower
What is that
Passiflora incarnata is the one that creates euphoria
Damn Goblin, you were really fuming.
Yoooo I popped 4 bars this thanksgiving and it’s been a blast
My tolerance is a lil high btw
Noti gang where ya at
The amount of times I was lagging on thanksgiving is uncountable
thumbnail has me sent 🤣🤣