I was going to comment this! Most times someone who is trying to give me advice is someone who knows less than me. A good example was a college classmate who unsolicited wanted to give me resume advice when I had a job and he did not.
I've had it with my Mum having a phone all together. She doesn't know how to turn her flashlight off and constantly walks around with it on. People tell her because they think she's filming them/ doesn't know and she is like I KNOW ITS BEEN ON SINCE I BOUGHT IT
This might have been a personal best for Jessica mentioning pickleball. There’s been times she’s dropped the PB word before the count hit 0:10. Way to go Jess. Also, petition for Angie’s misnomer to be Lumps in honor of the saggin Dragons hottie has.
Great episode as usual 🎉 one thing I’ve HAD IT with is unsolicited advice about my relationship and when I should be married and have kids. I can’t fucking stand when people keep asking me over and over when I’m getting pregnant and married it’s so fucking annoying. When the time is right they will find out at the time I’m ready to share. I hope you guys do an episode on that because I feel like people are way too invested in others relationships and what their future looks like.
Atleast you don’t have someone telling you it’s too late for you. My grandmother and I were having a conversation about having kids when my mother walked in, looked at me and said “it’s too late for you”… I was 34. And I wish I hadn’t taken that to heart. Because now 10 years later… It is too late for me unfortunately.
💀💀 when Pumps said she wouldn't remember Jessica missed the opportunity to say "well of course you wont remember you're the oldest person on the podcast!" Love this podcast. 😂
You guys are my favourite 2 people from the USA. Like, literally. I hate every body else from the USA, so please don't die :_) Love the show! Greetings from a Spaniard living in Ireland xx
I have never heard the term 'yak mouth' until a week ago when I discovered this amazing podcast. Now, there are yak mouths EVERYWHERE. I cannot get rid of them. They surround me. Places I never knew they existed, there they are. Around every effing corner. :O
Omg..I always look over my shoulder and twist like a pretzel when reversing...then I realize 'oh ya. I have the little tv thing '.… And have for 7;years but never use😅
Y'all remind me of my best friend and me. We bitch about almost everything, dislike most people, and strongly believe we're f'ing awesome. She's the "Jessica" of our duo and I'm Pumps, the star. Love y'all!
I’ve failed so far in growing out my bangs-was doing great but took a pair of scissors to them before my son’s college graduation. But, started playing pickleball a couple of months ago. Redemption? This episode was brilliant…Nigeria, Jessica and a joyless cxxx. Lol.
37:17 RE: Airplane clapping. We all know that cars are more deadly / dangerous than planes. Would be awesome if people started clapping in Uber when they are are arrived at the destination 😂😂😂
Those electric scooters are dangerous. I went to DC last year. This woman hit a bump and flew out of it. Scrapes all over her hands, she even hit her head.
Also I just listened to a podcast I love it because I can get all my stuff done while listening to you. And then you had to go and tell me to look you up on UA-cam and I’m getting jack shit done. This is still good though lol
After hearing the text I've had it, I would like to add that I have had it with people who respond to a well-rounded text with back-to-back one liner answers. I don't need my phone vibrating 5 times cause you couldn't just write a paragraph and get it over and done with?!
My husband and I (40+yo) tried our first scooter in the empty Bass Pro parking lot in OKC until we got harassed by children on bicycles. Lowest point in my life? 😂
Omg I love this podcast so much! I went to make sure I followed the podcast on instagram and found out Queen Rihanna followed y’all! I’m screaming a queen recognizing queens is iconic!🤍
My boomer dad won’t put Facebook on his phone he only uses his laptop and every once in awhile I will have like 50 ++ notifications where my dad has like my photos some that are years old.
I will go full business passive aggressive in text message conversations if necessary, "As stated above" and then restate, because that is the fastest way to get it done and over with while still being a little difficult.
“Your life isn’t as good as mine. Why would I want your advice” was so funny 😂
This needs to be on a shirt! It’s a vibe! 💯
Diogenes of Sinope when speaking to Alexander the Great
I was going to comment this! Most times someone who is trying to give me advice is someone who knows less than me. A good example was a college classmate who unsolicited wanted to give me resume advice when I had a job and he did not.
my fav episodes is when its just the two of you, but you guys need to to collab with Trixie and Katya like this needs to happen lmaooo
jennifer is so severely trixie-coded, they might mesh into one person if they meet up in person.
i could not agree with a comment more.
It happened, they did
Jessica and Pumps really killed it this episode
I love how you always address “the listener” as if you only have one 😂
It’s incredibly formal, 😂
Same!! Love being called “listener”!
haha lol 😂 preach amen 🙏
Lol “Bye Listener”
As a call center worker that is a Jessica that was constantly called Jennifer, it is nice to see it go the other way lol
Was about to type the same comment! 😂 it happens so often!
Jennifer is hot in a "mean teacher" kind of way and Pumps is hot because she doesn't know how hot she really is. Respectfully.
you are totally right!
Jen scares me and I like it smh 🤣
Jessica and Dumps are hilarious
Jessica, Pump, Katie, & Mitch, I love y’all’s show so much! Y’all bring me joy, validation, & serotonin every week. 🤘💜✌️
Does anyone happen to know how to leave them a voice memo? Help?
They read these ads like robots 😂
I love it though it’s unique and in character 🙌
I've had it with my Mum having a phone all together. She doesn't know how to turn her flashlight off and constantly walks around with it on. People tell her because they think she's filming them/ doesn't know and she is like I KNOW ITS BEEN ON SINCE I BOUGHT IT
I live for that pump clap on Tuesday mornings
"you and your new best friend Betty can have fun during the rapture and I'll be down here with the normal people" 🤣
This might have been a personal best for Jessica mentioning pickleball. There’s been times she’s dropped the PB word before the count hit 0:10. Way to go Jess.
Also, petition for Angie’s misnomer to be Lumps in honor of the saggin Dragons hottie has.
hahahha I love coming back to the older eps and the VMs are always on point
Great episode as usual 🎉 one thing I’ve HAD IT with is unsolicited advice about my relationship and when I should be married and have kids. I can’t fucking stand when people keep asking me over and over when I’m getting pregnant and married it’s so fucking annoying. When the time is right they will find out at the time I’m ready to share. I hope you guys do an episode on that because I feel like people are way too invested in others relationships and what their future looks like.
Atleast you don’t have someone telling you it’s too late for you. My grandmother and I were having a conversation about having kids when my mother walked in, looked at me and said “it’s too late for you”… I was 34. And I wish I hadn’t taken that to heart. Because now 10 years later… It is too late for me unfortunately.
You ladies say EVERYTHING we want to say!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
💀💀 when Pumps said she wouldn't remember Jessica missed the opportunity to say "well of course you wont remember you're the oldest person on the podcast!" Love this podcast. 😂
2 more hours 😩 I feel like I’m waiting for my old weed man to tell me he’s good 😅 lol
@aeiou123 that my bf...and believed me....I've had it. 😮😂
@@RyanNix you’ve had it and I love it! 😂
😮🙈
“I mean Pumps, I’m an athlete.” I love these ladies. They make my day!
Pumps’ skin tone is so warm and pretty in the wide shot but the medium shot has her looking green. You’re welcome. Love you guys!
You ladies bring me so much joy!!!
Yes queen! Showing up on time.....totally a respect thing!
Y’all make me laugh so hard, I cannot with y’all.
this may be the best one they've done. I adore this podcast.
You guys are my favourite 2 people from the USA. Like, literally. I hate every body else from the USA, so please don't die :_) Love the show! Greetings from a Spaniard living in Ireland xx
"I hate everybody else from the USA, so please don't die" - LOL 😂😂😂😂 😍😘
I don't know why you upload at 2:45am, but I am up and ready.
“Pumps, I’m an athlete” was the BEST comedic timing tied in with a goddamn call-back. Tell Janet she is HILARIOUS.
I have never heard the term 'yak mouth' until a week ago when I discovered this amazing podcast. Now, there are yak mouths EVERYWHERE. I cannot get rid of them. They surround me. Places I never knew they existed, there they are. Around every effing corner. :O
Omg..I always look over my shoulder and twist like a pretzel when reversing...then I realize 'oh ya. I have the little tv thing '.…
And have for 7;years but never use😅
I love you ladies. Honorary moms!!
Y'all remind me of my best friend and me. We bitch about almost everything, dislike most people, and strongly believe we're f'ing awesome. She's the "Jessica" of our duo and I'm Pumps, the star. Love y'all!
Solid gold episode! Five stars.
Omg you girls just kill me! Love this podcast!
Obsessed with you ladies, I live in Okc and just love it that you’re from here or live here
Ok one thing I’ve had it with is having meetings that could be emails or Teams messages. INFURIATING.
Omg! I’ve laughed till I cried 😂 the applesauce one took me out 😂😭
I’ve failed so far in growing out my bangs-was doing great but took a pair of scissors to them before my son’s college graduation. But, started playing pickleball a couple of months ago. Redemption?
This episode was brilliant…Nigeria, Jessica and a joyless cxxx. Lol.
Love from a Nigerian in Hungary❤
These ad reads kill me 😂
Thank god for you. Laughing so hard.
Pumpsssss, you are rocking that dress, girl!!!
You're both equal stars. Can't have one without the other.
Watching Jessica bob and weave like a cobra ready to strike when that women mentioned clapping after landing was hilarious, the emotions were POTENT.
This was absolutely hilarious again 🤣
Big up Avon & Somerset! (It's South West UK btw)
This is EXACTLY why I have never been on Facebook! Y’all would be bullying me forever!
Please TOUR!!!!!
Jessica & pumps is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY OMGGGGGGGGG
Another great petty show. ❤it😂❤
I looked up the Matteo guy! He could turn me into a dangerous stalker for sure 😂
"happy birthday , buddy , bad news Harold died" .... OMG ... it was so cute and epic... all at the same time... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Jessica and Pumps" 😭 😂 You're so right, Jessica
EDIT: I just noticed the video description lmao
Ooooo yes I’m another Nigerian fan 🙌🏽❤️
37:17 RE: Airplane clapping. We all know that cars are more deadly / dangerous than planes. Would be awesome if people started clapping in Uber when they are are arrived at the destination 😂😂😂
High blood pressure I’m dead 😂
yall are co-stars 💙💙
0:35, Christina P has a red lipstick.
oh my god thankyou !! i’ve been waging war on automatic toilets for months now
Kiley!!!! Hi…. Can we get Lizzie Gordon on the POD from “The Sip”?
😂😂😂😂😂😂my ribs hurt!
i love pumpers
Those electric scooters are dangerous. I went to DC last year. This woman hit a bump and flew out of it. Scrapes all over her hands, she even hit her head.
Also I just listened to a podcast I love it because I can get all my stuff done while listening to you. And then you had to go and tell me to look you up on UA-cam and I’m getting jack shit done. This is still good though lol
Jessie's going to blow!
Remember drive inns when we were kids. My mom would make us pee by the car if we had to go after movie started because the restroom was awful.
You made it 23min before mentioning pickleball !🎉
These scripted ads read by you two are another level lol 😂
0:44, 😆
Love you Jessica!😂
And tbh...ok. my daughter and I do clap in the car when we get a Pull through parking spot lol...it is mandatory after all lol🤣✌️🦮
After hearing the text I've had it, I would like to add that I have had it with people who respond to a well-rounded text with back-to-back one liner answers. I don't need my phone vibrating 5 times cause you couldn't just write a paragraph and get it over and done with?!
Lmao 😂 I think people do one liner responses because they feel weird sending a big paragraph lol… I get those too
“Toddler like compulsion to poop😭”
37:21 Can we please get Becky F on the pod? She seems like a riot and would fit in lol Love her IDGAF vibe
Hang in there pumps, I also married an idiot tripled down and ended up with 3 best friends …🥂
i’m mf here at 5am let’s goooo ily u guys
Love the podcast!!! Would love an episode with Emily D Baker!!!
My husband and I (40+yo) tried our first scooter in the empty Bass Pro parking lot in OKC until we got harassed by children on bicycles. Lowest point in my life? 😂
thank you so much jenn for talking about how you deal with toilets full of shet while im eating lunch 😍
Hilarious! ❤❤
pumps muscles at 34:09 = muscle mommy
I love this show so much!! I listen religiously!! Y’all are my god damn church!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I love y’all!!!!!!
Pumps, 2:02 isn't 2:00. It's 2 minutes late. It isn't on time. Jessica (😅) is right.
Yes!! I spent the time to send a thorough text, please read it before sending back stupid questions.
The Dragons are the real stars of the show!
You can't see cars coming when backing out
the best part about these ladies is that they’re totally acting like boomers reading these stupid facebook boomer posts lmao
Omg I love this podcast so much! I went to make sure I followed the podcast on instagram and found out Queen Rihanna followed y’all! I’m screaming a queen recognizing queens is iconic!🤍
My boomer dad won’t put Facebook on his phone he only uses his laptop and every once in awhile I will have like 50 ++ notifications where my dad has like my photos some that are years old.
Never forget: Jessica Picklewelch is an #Athlete
Why is the that pickleball trainer woman parking ass-in nose-out in a COMPLETELY EMPTY parking lot at 7:30 in the effing morning is my question.
“Brandon” loves J&P
❤️❤️❤️❤️
😍 pumps can be my lipstick lezzie 😍
everyone calls me jennifer 🙃
I will go full business passive aggressive in text message conversations if necessary, "As stated above" and then restate, because that is the fastest way to get it done and over with while still being a little difficult.
Jennifer is beyond hateful about the smallest infraction. I wouldn’t be her kid for $50.00 an hour
You both are my internet bestfriends for real 😂
I love this show. ❤❤❤
Men on scooters are the baby-men destroying your life at work.
23:04 for the pickle ball info for anyone info