Crocodile don't swim in deep water dude they need air to breath....sharks would have been better.....wait what am I saying no it would not be...crap!!!
1.Don’t swim and stay still 2.Don’t scream for help and make noise 3.Don’t go towards the shore go further into deep water and stronger currents 4. Be nice and wear thick gloves and shoes so they can get to your juicy bits faster Not sure if I want to follow any of that advice ☝🏼🙅🏻♀️
I’m from North Brazil and as a kid my mother would let me swim in a river notoriously known for piranhas, saying “You not bleeding anywhere right? Yeah you will be fine.”
I once had 7 Red Bellied Piranhas in an aquarium. Once per week we fed them 100 live feeder fish. After they were done eating I had to scoop out all the remains of uneaten body parts with a net. At that time I also cleaned the inside glass. They use to swim up to my hand and I would pet them down their side. Never once did I get bit. They were an inch long when I got them and 5 years later they were 7 inches long. I lost them in a 3 week electric power outage during sub zero weather. My Son just recently got some but he's not live feeding them. Remember to check before getting any. Not every State allows them in captivity legally. And don't ever release them in a pond, river or lake if you want to get rid of them. They are fascinating to watch.
Piranhas don't just attack swimmers on-sight. Piranhas normally go after wounded or sick prey, and the story with the cow doesn't clarify if the cow was alive or not when put in the water. Also, nice job mentioning that piranhas guard nests. During mating season they stop forming schools and start making nests which they guard fanatically. Most piranha biting attacks have happened during their breeding season and were most-likely worried parents trying to make the swimmers stay away from their nests.
well just to lighten the mood: 1) A tourist walks near the Amazon river on a very hot day. It's really hot and he wants to swim in the cool water. He asks a local: -Are there any crocodiles in the river? The local guy: -No, there are no crocodiles... The tourist jumps into the water. The local: -...because piranhas ate all of them! hear's another one: 2) Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. just kidding 3) There are 2 piranhas in a tank No one told them how to drive it
Me slouching in my couch watching this and thinking, "hmm maybe it will happen someday, better get ready for this while ignoring the test I have tomorrow.".
Yep I agree ☝️. I wouldn’t go in that water either I don’t wanna be one of the next victims. And I’m also paranoid of sharks since they’re man eaters also so I don’t trust the ocean.
Next July, when I for a change, feel a bit like boating on the Amazon and happen to fall in, I'll remember all this, no worries! I'll swim out to swift and deep water, presumably to eventually drown cos I can't return to shore without crossing these buggers in calmer waters. Or, alternatively, I sit still very still indeed. For how long is recommended? Yeah, of course, I don't panic. With all respect to the efforts made to provide this free video, the advice given is not practical at all. I'll better boat at home.
Just for correcting misinformation: The attack on bathers actually took place in the northwest of the state of São Paulo, Brazil, and not in Paraná, as was said in the video. 😉
Despite the production style and choice of thumbnail, the script was not bad, they cited their sources, and include disclaimers in the description. Cool.
Everyone: "Swim deeper" Me: What if a crocodile attacks me? Meanwhile me: "Swim deeper" Me: I will just drown to death, I guess that's better than getting eaten-
HEY! Hey you... Yes,you. How are you doing in life? What are your dreams... Thoughts.. what is life? Life is a complicated thing... You should enjoy it ☺️ some may not like you,but who are they to judge? You are beautiful,smart,and an awesome being. Just being on earth with you makes me happy 💝🌍 You should calm down, follow your passions and be happy! Passions doesn't mean what the world wants or tells you,no. What YOU want to do. Sleep? Draw? Work? It's up to you! Go do whatever makes your soul fulfilled. Except if it's illegal- then... Mabey not. Take a snack from me 😚🤲☕🍨🍪🍙🌮🍕🍫🍬
"When you decide to explore the Amazon Basin by boat" There is no good reason why anyone (except perhaps some brave scientists) should ever make such a dangerous choice. It's your life, but at least accept you might lose it doing something like this... 😄
This is why I prefer swimming at pools and avoiding places like the Amazon river.
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"Be as still as possible"
"Swim to deeper water"
LoL
Dont make noise and move quickly around.
Go to the how to
@@destroyer50055 The how to go to
@@zafreelazha2524 How go to the to
**swims in deeper water to escape piranhas**
**gets attacked by a crocodile**
Bruh-
Crocodile don't swim in deep water dude they need air to breath....sharks would have been better.....wait what am I saying no it would not be...crap!!!
*D R O W E N D*
If you are in the water, do not piss or a candiru can enter your urethra
@@justsomeguywitharedeyes3472 I mean really deep water like the ocean...you will not find any crocodile's in there for sure
"piranhas are more afraid of u than u r of them"
me: did the piranhas tell u that😐
XD
Lol It rang his doorbell and said that
Everyone gangsta till piranhas speaking in perfect english
They arent scared of u if there are more than 5 of them but if a piranha is alone it will cower to the slightest rustle
Piranha attacks have often happened around the same time as their breeding season. This means the piranhas were most likely parents guarding nests.
My brain: you don’t need to be watching this
My anxiety: for safety
Lol yeah
They too interesting lol also is true
How to survive a piranhas attack guide:
1) live in the desert
2) read how to survive a desert snake's bite.
You freaking forgot the how to survive a scorpion attack ;+;
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You also forgot sandstorms
smart
According to my capalations, the desert snake is called the Rattlesnake
Pirhanas in Movies : 👹👹👹
Pirhanas in real Life : 👁👄👁
🤣
Lol they so cute tho :( I want one
@@anniezheng910 fr ? 😂
😆
He he yeah
Day 265 in quarantine: I've learned how to survive a piranha attack
Omg same! along with how to survive in a quicksands lmao
Its amazing what where watching lol
Lol
Put that on your resume and the rest of the stuff you’ve watched and learned on you tube...by the time this pandemic is over, you’ll be marketable.
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"Actor attacked by piranhas"
Cameraman: "Immune"
Lol
That’s how you survive
Be a cameraman
Lol
nooo!! 1!! 1! they dipped the camer a in t he water! 1!1!1! idots;1!
@@MochaFur1 obviously. The camera man had to go in the water to film it
"swim to deeper water "
- me: what happens if there's a crocodile?
Exactly...😂
U ded then
In amazon rivers have crocodiles and snakes
Lol 😂
Alligators
"Luckily, youre a strong swimmer"
Me, who barely knows how to swim: guess ill die
Same 💀
Me who literally gets drowned in shower water. Guess I will die-
Same gulp
if u don't know how to swim, why are u ina river
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 well he said i was on a boat ig
Step 1: Don't move.
Me: Okay
Step 3: move to deeper water.
Me: Now how do I do that!?
And how do I get out? Am I supposed to wait til I drown? 😂
@@breequeen2441 float?
@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 unfortunately, only dead bodies float-- hold up 😎
and there’s me who doesn’t know how to swim RIP 💀🗿
Very carefully and quietly by treading then I think do the breast stroke. Repeat.
I can't help but wonder what this guy has been through
Hahahahahhahaha🤣
1.Don’t swim and stay still
2.Don’t scream for help and make noise
3.Don’t go towards the shore go further into deep water and stronger currents
4. Be nice and wear thick gloves and shoes so they can get to your juicy bits faster
Not sure if I want to follow any of that advice ☝🏼🙅🏻♀️
I’m from North Brazil and as a kid my mother would let me swim in a river notoriously known for piranhas, saying “You not bleeding anywhere right? Yeah you will be fine.”
Irresponsible mother
L mom
You know, piramhas don't really like humans meat and they don't care about humans bood
"Be as still as possible"
"Piranahas are attracted to dead bodies"
Narrator: swim to deeper water to get away from the school of piranha
Crocodiles: here comes my next meal yum yum 😋
🤣
I once had 7 Red Bellied Piranhas in an aquarium. Once per week we fed them 100 live feeder fish. After they were done eating I had to scoop out all the remains of uneaten body parts with a net. At that time I also cleaned the inside glass. They use to swim up to my hand and I would pet them down their side. Never once did I get bit. They were an inch long when I got them and 5 years later they were 7 inches long. I lost them in a 3 week electric power outage during sub zero weather. My Son just recently got some but he's not live feeding them. Remember to check before getting any. Not every State allows them in captivity legally. And don't ever release them in a pond, river or lake if you want to get rid of them. They are fascinating to watch.
The whole thing of them swarming or attacking swimmers or just people in general is a total myth. Its good for the movies but it's not real life
I like fish so If a piranha bites me im bitteing it back
Nope you are fucked by the other piranhas once they have the first bite
@@wildfire3986 ???
Bruh I’m a kid
Wild Fire WHAT THE HECK U SWARED
Lol
How to survive piranhas:
'Be as still as possible'
'Swim to deep water'
..ight, imma die then.
So This is what pirates mean when they say sleep with the fishes
They Also said make slow deliberate movements
;-;
I got a dog food commercial with the dog jumping into a pond after I clicked on this vid
Minh Le that stuff you eat in restaurants in your native country
would like but it is at 69
Step 6: don’t come into piranha infested waters
How to survive:
#1 be as still as possible.
#2 don't make notice.
#3 Swim to deeper water.
#4 Protect your hands and feet.
dont know how anyone can survive in water with these steps. you'll jsut be drown
1 and 3 tho
How do u swim if u have to stay still
I watch this knowing if I ever get into any of these situations I’d just forget everything he said out of panic and fear
Fun fact- piranhas won’t attack you unless you disturb there nest piranhas have no inclination to attack any living human being without provocation.
I don't know how I'm ment to be calm I would be flapping my arms everywhere.
A lot easier said then done lol 😂
@@sonniergoo187 same lol I would panic
@@sonniergoo187 why would u flap them knowing they will bite u if u go flapping around 💀💀.
"It's a hot, dry day in July when you decide to explore the Amazon basin by boat"
Old Steve: no, no i don't think i will
Swim to deeper water: now look at the video on how to survive crocodiles in the deeper water
Edit: HAPPY NEW YEARS
Lol
lol
Well your right
@@asyrafyusuf4104 990
They didn't think of that and so did i
This video will keep me save from Parinha 's when I go out swimming.
Greetings from the Netherlands. 😉🤗
Me:* acting paralyzed*
Family: “cmon hurry up”
Also me: *getting eat alive *
Family: uR GRouNDED
Piranhas don't just attack swimmers on-sight. Piranhas normally go after wounded or sick prey, and the story with the cow doesn't clarify if the cow was alive or not when put in the water. Also, nice job mentioning that piranhas guard nests. During mating season they stop forming schools and start making nests which they guard fanatically. Most piranha biting attacks have happened during their breeding season and were most-likely worried parents trying to make the swimmers stay away from their nests.
Piranhas have schooling systems? Nice
I love how in one scene one piranha looks at the camera and turns away
Step 1: Stay absolutely still
Step 3: Swim to deeper water
Me: Nice video bro 👍
I’d never be in a river like that in a boat like that lmao, I’d get so anxious
This channel's videos has the craziest segues.
These tips basically let me know, if I was in some water with piranhas I'm a goner... Thanks 😑😂
Lol
Me to
Jeweled Crown Matronymic piranhas rarely attack people unless their nests are disturbed they will eat deceased animals and occasionally humans though
...
Yep
The narrator who's secretly a crocodile: Go swim in deep water or something lol.
Lol someone give this dude a award for this vid
I just came in contact with this channel and feeling like it's very difficult to survive in this world ..how did I survive till now ?
well just to lighten the mood:
1) A tourist walks near the Amazon river on a very hot day.
It's really hot and he wants to swim in the cool water.
He asks a local:
-Are there any crocodiles in the river?
The local guy:
-No, there are no crocodiles...
The tourist jumps into the water.
The local:
-...because piranhas ate all of them!
hear's another one:
2) Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds?
Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
just kidding
3) There are 2 piranhas in a tank
No one told them how to drive it
lol niceeee
-Poop- *lol hahhahahahahahahhahaj*
The second one with....the child.....BlahhhH
the third one lmao
@@simon_off3358 lol ok
I just had my breakfast and enjoying some coffee, and I need to learn how to survive a piranha feeding frenzy.
"piranhas are more afraid of you than you are of them"
bullshit I don't pick someone's meat off their bones when I'm scared of them
oh just me ig ok
"Peerana..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gringo's pronunciation is funny.
I don't know how I'm ment to be calm I would be flapping my arms everywhere.
A lot easier said then done lol 😂
Work in a few hours and here I am still awake watching how to videos
Me slouching in my couch watching this and thinking, "hmm maybe it will happen someday, better get ready for this while ignoring the test I have tomorrow.".
“And it looks like it’s the species you now you find yourself swimming with.” I cannot tell you I gasped SO LOUDLY.
I sincerely hope that one day the UA-cam algorithm will randomly recommend my video like this
Thanks for making this channel
How to survive literally every encounter available on earth
Be the cameraman
Interesting video.
Thanks!
If you dont want to get in this situation is to not go to the amazon
This is the most easy way to avoid this
Of course it is
Yep I agree ☝️. I wouldn’t go in that water either I don’t wanna be one of the next victims. And I’m also paranoid of sharks since they’re man eaters also so I don’t trust the ocean.
I play ur game and I always pick ur character I know ur the best motal combat for life
the cameraman never dies
Me seeing Jeremy Wade: EEEEEEEEKKK
Oooh
Lol
Omg sameee
@Pak To YIP i-
Next July, when I for a change, feel a bit like boating on the Amazon and happen to fall in, I'll remember all this, no worries! I'll swim out to swift and deep water, presumably to eventually drown cos I can't return to shore without crossing these buggers in calmer waters. Or, alternatively, I sit still very still indeed. For how long is recommended?
Yeah, of course, I don't panic.
With all respect to the efforts made to provide this free video, the advice given is not practical at all.
I'll better boat at home.
Just for correcting misinformation:
The attack on bathers actually took place in the northwest of the state of São Paulo, Brazil, and not in Paraná, as was said in the video. 😉
It's funnier if it happened in Paraná..
@@laestrella9727 yep
thank you so much for every video you do :D
Another way: move slowly back to the boat that is probably less that a foot away from you
Despite the production style and choice of thumbnail, the script was not bad, they cited their sources, and include disclaimers in the description. Cool.
Idea : how to survive from humans?
I
Almost extinct animals: tell me master
@@f3rn436 XD
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Don't share your beliefs or opinions and don't challenge theirs.
Great video
Bro I’m not gonna go swimming ever again after just watching that
Surely, Scrat can fight these piranha 🐿️
I was expecting for step 1 to be you don’t survive.
Narrator: Swim to deeper water
Crocodile in deeper water: Hello there, old friend.
How to survive piranha attack : Never swim in Amazon River...
This man really said “fishes”
UA-cam: How To Survive A Piranha Feeding Frenzy
Me: Mesmerized by the clickbait and looking for when the hot chick appears...
Victim:AGHHHHHH!!!...HELP!!!
Cameraman:Your good man its just a scratch 😎
I'm watching this while being attacked by piranhaas
Couldn't resist that thumbnail.
Everyone:
"Swim deeper"
Me: What if a crocodile attacks me?
Meanwhile me:
"Swim deeper"
Me: I will just drown to death, I guess that's better than getting eaten-
It means a lot to me , your yt saves lives !!!!!
Me: watching how to escape from piranha
Also me: already know the possibility to counter piranha is 0.000001%
So there is still a chance lol
How to survive a piranha frenzy:
Step 1: Be the cameraman.
My question is, how do you stay there without drowning? I can hold my breath JUST for 30 seconds.
Float on your back
"Make as little noise as possible"
Me: *STARTS FLOATING*
How to survive a piranha
1st: don't go to the water
Title : How to survive piranha
Me : Doesn't even know how to swim 👌
Same bro same
But I'm too smart for this I'm just going to die and say before I die say this to the usa nuke this whole pirahna river
Piranha school be like: How to survive humans step 1: bite them step 2: eat the alive! UA-cam vid be like: how to survive piranhas
the video: how to survive piranhas
me: I will never go in the water again
I'm kind of scead of that movie there's a movie that there's big piranha that eat people I never watch that but I still know it
First
Piranha: "Bite!" Person: "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HEY!
Hey you... Yes,you.
How are you doing in life? What are your dreams... Thoughts.. what is life?
Life is a complicated thing... You should enjoy it ☺️ some may not like you,but who are they to judge? You are beautiful,smart,and an awesome being. Just being on earth with you makes me happy 💝🌍 You should calm down, follow your passions and be happy! Passions doesn't mean what the world wants or tells you,no. What YOU want to do. Sleep? Draw? Work? It's up to you! Go do whatever makes your soul fulfilled. Except if it's illegal- then... Mabey not.
Take a snack from me 😚🤲☕🍨🍪🍙🌮🍕🍫🍬
Expecting 1k likes? 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok thats pretty random
No,I just wanted to spread positivity and happiness ;-; is that too much to ask for
🍕 thanks
thanks thats nice🍫🍨 you have a good life
Me, who has never gone to the Amazon river: hey ya never know
Guys...
Take ur mobiles alongwith u, in case u forget the "steps" !!!
1.Dont move
2.Dont make noise
understandable
*gets touched by seaweed
Me: 🗣️🤸🏃🤺☠️
His voice is like discovery channel vocalist
Protect your hands and feet
Me: of course, we don’t want them nibbling on our toes do we??
STEP 5: If nothing of these steps worked... GOOD LUCK👍
What are all those *fishes* ?
This guy's elementary school teacher : 🤦🏾♂️
Step one never swim in Amazon 😂😂😂
I like Amazon...that's where I do most of my online shopping.
When I was a child, I was circumcised by a Pirahna. It was the local tradition of our village.
Next How to survive from a brakes failed car 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
A pool of razor teethed piranhas attacking me and you're like, "stay calm"
Not even by helicopter I'd want to go to the Amazon River. and I'm originally from 🇧🇷 Brazil ...as much as I love the nature of my country.
What city in Brazil are you from Bee Rose?🐝🌹
I'm from the capital of the state of Paraná... South part of Brazil
@@beerose1974 is okay to ask what is your ethnicity ?
@@papagato5148white, why?
@@luanlopes9415 i was looking at the demographics of Brazil ethnicities and i want to ask is it offensive to call Brazilian laintos?
''swim deeper in water!''
death from drowning , but you survived piranha attacks!
congo!!
"Step three: sWiM tO dEePeR wAtEr"
My ass can't swim, good sir😔😔
Me: Swimming peacefully
Piranhas: WHATS UP BI-
"When you decide to explore the Amazon Basin by boat"
There is no good reason why anyone (except perhaps some brave scientists) should ever make such a dangerous choice. It's your life, but at least accept you might lose it doing something like this... 😄
Since they're carnivores, I'd suggest changing one's cologne to something like Eau du Cabbage and apply liberally! 😂