Ok, listen to me for a moment. I want you to consider why you think this, why you must insult her for no reason, and reconsider your life choices for insulting this absolute treasure of a human being. However, you have two paths in front of you. You could either keep being a pathetic, ignorant internet troll, or you could learn a thing or two from her, like how to make others laugh and how to be kind. If you choose the first, however, nobody will ever want to remember you. If you choose the second, you might make yourself happy and change your ways. Choose each path wisely.
@@FrizellaTheBee yea, I helped a friend run a booth, her small business made soaps and lip balms. The show seemed wholesome enough and I even like Fluttershy but oh my god some of the fans are kinda creepy and weird and it was really strange. Never going again.
Lexi: Is that an *É̶̄̅̓̑͋͌͐̀̀̆͜͝G̴̝̮̼̖͐̆́̿G̶̛̤͕̠̼̩̀̓̏̃͛̇ͅͅ?!* Subtitles: Don't you mean [Music] Lexi: Oh, thanks subtitles! We'd better have our editor cut out this mistake. Editor: *no.*
@@NukaKappa Oh my, thats rare. I see a lot of toxic people start crying in the corner when they see someone with another opinion in the internet. You are something special. Have a nice day.
the fact that lexi says "whats up sexy im lexi" makes my self esteem skyrocket so high that its higher than my mom trying to make me happy after a bad day on school
Day 65 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
0:00 No, that is an artificially, genetically constructed shell designed specifically to hold the Host until it's maturity and feed it with special minerals to teach the Host what it needs. i.e Especially Education Golfball
“No way! Is that... an Ę̷̡̡̧̨̢̡̨̛̤̫͉̟̺͍̫͍̞̼̖̪̣̭̞̳̞͉̟͍̟̪̮͕͎̮̦͖̫̘̿̆̇̒̔̔͆̔̃͗̎̇͊͆̓̉̏̈̎̒̔̃̈́̄̈́͋͐̎̀̿̈́̅̀͂̓͊͆͊̈́͛̑̀́̈́͗̄̀͛͛̇̓̆͐̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅǴ̶̛͔͉̙̳̠̝̯̳̻͖͊̉͌̃̒͊Ĝ̵̢̢̝̦͎͙̙̼̭͇͖̲̬͇̺̭̻̥̊́̊̽̀͐̃́͊͛̌̋͐̈́͊̽̎̔̀̓̀͆͑̎̇͊̊͗̆̈͊͐͋̏̈́͛͌̉̆̎͐̈́̌̕̚̕͘͘̚̚͝͠”
Btw I'm gonna do this joke until the end of 2020, so lexi do me a promise, on the 30th of December please post a lexi video on emkay and you're channel I want to leave a great legacy of doing this joke and anyone who read this tell lexi
6:40 Shot information for all. YES YOU CAN USE NORMAL SUNFLOWER OIL TO START YOUR ENGINE. AND IT WONT HARM ANYTHING. You only would have a problem in winter, because sunflower oil and stuff like this will freez in winter. So have fun everyone
4:18 Something a little less terrifying but similar happened to me when I was machining some aluminum in one of my engineering classes on a mill. For those who don't know, when you cut aluminum on a machine, it typically makes these sharp, slinky shaped chips as it cuts. They are not usually sharp enough to cut you so long as you're careful but if you aren't careful, you can cut yourself. One chip flew just perfectly to hit my safety glasses perfectly in line with the center of my eye. It bounced off with a 'tink' and I was SO VERY thankful that I'd been wearing safety glasses, as THIS guy no doubt was as well.
The umbrella that picks the rain is actually a very good idea. You can use it to cleans floors or water your plants after a simple filtration, this way you don't have to use drinking water.
dude lemmme just say im addicted to your channel. I found it one day when I was kinda down and was like, "Ok I like this guy. hes funny" And now my entire youtube recomended is like r/tinder and stuff like that. just wanted to thank you for being so amazing. have a nice day to anyone reading this also
"Young deers in the van"
The deernapper: these guys took way too many weed to get..
They preferred cocine
Hi chara I remember you from fake jake
"no chew deterrent" - technically correct, obviously.
You have made my day!!
Contextual truth.
Those clever bastards found a way to both eat their slice of cake and to keep it.
no, chew our deterrent
it’s no, chew detergent
Lexi:Is that an *E g g*
The Audience: yes. Shut up an take my money.
UA-cam captioning: wait wait wait is that an [music]
@@explodingdustrags2952 youtube:this is too good to be addressed. Change it to music
*e g g*
@@TheLexikitty *y e s*
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
"What are you gonna put in Jesus arms next?"
That one person: his jar of mayonnaise of course!
Jesus getting into musical performance, I see. Lexi likee.
@Justin Y. Impersonator HAIIIII
I want avdol
@@microwave4359 me too
@@TheLexikitty Lexi I think you one of the best narrators on Emkay
Is that a “EGG”
Best intro in the world
E G G
ÆGG
E. G. G.
*---Æ G G---*
EGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lexi: *literally just breathes on video*
Everybody in the known universe: Y E S
Lexi is the most annoying
Ok, listen to me for a moment. I want you to consider why you think this, why you must insult her for no reason, and reconsider your life choices for insulting this absolute treasure of a human being. However, you have two paths in front of you. You could either keep being a pathetic, ignorant internet troll, or you could learn a thing or two from her, like how to make others laugh and how to be kind. If you choose the first, however, nobody will ever want to remember you. If you choose the second, you might make yourself happy and change your ways. Choose each path wisely.
there was no sound he just died!
@@Panactheos Just a reminder: Respect other people opinions and have an open mind. I disagree with the comment, but I respect it.
It's fax
*Me having bad day and not feeling confident *
Emkay:- What's up ,Sexy ? I am Lexi!
Me : :)
Me too kid me too
aw yay! Glad we could make it better.
@@TheLexikitty Thank you so much
"Man is that Pinkie Pie against Jesus? That hasn't happened at any con I've been to.."
THAT HAD ME
BRONYCON IS A WEIRD PLACE OKAY
@@TheLexikitty Why you were in a Bronycon?
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
@@FrizellaTheBee yea, I helped a friend run a booth, her small business made soaps and lip balms. The show seemed wholesome enough and I even like Fluttershy but oh my god some of the fans are kinda creepy and weird and it was really strange. Never going again.
I'm not a fan of boxing but I would watch that also I would watch the mandolorians play quiddich
@@TheLexikitty as you know FrIeNdShIp Is MaGiC
I swear Lexi only does the cute and weird ones and not the ones W stupid ppl
She did Cringetopia
Lexi is pure and Emkay wants to keep her that way
I don't have a lot of patience. (I kid, but I really enjoy the cute and weird ones.)
ua-cam.com/video/ruHwe0teu_8/v-deo.html
I'm really glad she does cute in a normal voice, instead of a child's voice bastardized attempt by adults voice.
Lexi: Is that an *É̶̄̅̓̑͋͌͐̀̀̆͜͝G̴̝̮̼̖͐̆́̿G̶̛̤͕̠̼̩̀̓̏̃͛̇ͅͅ?!*
Subtitles: Don't you mean [Music]
Lexi: Oh, thanks subtitles! We'd better have our editor cut out this mistake.
Editor: *no.*
Lol
"Is that an *EGG* "
Replace egg with pizza and you've got me in a nutshell.
“Is pizza an *EGG* “
“IS THAT A PIZZA!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!? GIVE ME”
Is pizza that an egg
@@Sirbuddyhippo underrated reply
Walked right into that one.
Fixed it.
For anyone coming from the future, they replaced the word "that" with pizza instead of the word "egg"
"Hey there sexy, I'm Lexi, and welcome back to Emkay. My name is Robin"
wait
Reginald Vidal "the snack that smiles back"
Hmmmm
HAHAHAH
He never said his name was robin.
@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML *she and hahahah we're all just three pigeons in a trench coat
“I’m Mr.Freeze miser, I took a dump.”
That make me laugh, I was and wasn’t expecting that at all at the same time.
Lexi: Says the intro
Everyone in the world: That is the greatest thing I've heard in my life.
Nah. Im not a fan of it
I respect that. People are allowed to have opinions, as others on the internet may urge you not to believe.
@@NukaKappa Oh my, thats rare. I see a lot of toxic people start crying in the corner when they see someone with another opinion in the internet. You are something special. Have a nice day.
Wait, a nice civilized argument in the UA-cam comments? That’s impossible
@@jchambon I know right
the fact that lexi says "whats up sexy im lexi" makes my self esteem skyrocket so high that its higher than my mom trying to make me happy after a bad day on school
Paintball gun fights are just nerf wars and water gun fights combined
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@nicholanimations4703 I don't have emeralds
@@daiyousei.1586 hmmmmmmmmmmmm (neither do i)
Oh my got
why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
“Wait wait wait.. is that an *ÆEGg* ?”
ÝƏ§
2:28 this is what happens after animals, in a disney princess movie, party to hard to the banger that is the princess's song
Day 65 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Oh, you again. Hi there!
You have TWO DAYS 64
I would enjoy the collab between Robin and Zach, except we would need Damien to make the gmod buddy trifecta
Double 896 That’d be nice. Plus, Damien might be in Colorado right now. It’d be perfect.
Ok imma comment on all of these from now on
oh my gosh im so happy to see another lexi video, ive been doing poorly recently and she always makes my day.
She?
@@seetecktee y. yes ? lexi uses she/they pronouns i didnt misspeak
YESSS ITS LEXI!! MY FAV NARRATOR!!
OUR TRANS QUEEN
The worst imo
I dont like him that much
@@knockswhoonethe isn't lexi a she? I'll just use they just to not insult lexi
@@renytentoea657 Queen
*"YEET THE CHILD MAN"*
I SHALL GET THE YEET CANNON GOOD SIR
LEXI ALWAYS APPROVES OF YEETING THE CHILD
@@Sleeping0shark PERMISSION TO FIRE SIR
@@TheLexikitty me, a child: *"OH NO!!!!"*
FIRE
4:56 as a jojo fan myself, i can say that polnareff deserves to be held by Jesus
yes yes yes yes Y E S
He needs all the hugs he can get.
Agreed
Haha yes i'm definitely not a JoJo fan
what's your name?
"Is that an egg?"
No it's a chicken.
7:18 don't mind me, just a little timestamp for me.
Did you mean "unborn" or smth?
patch notes: chicken development rate increases
@@TheLexikitty yee
5:05 yeah I’m pretty glad mine don’t blink because if they did my mom would ask me what this lump of plastic is on the floor
0:00 No, that is an artificially, genetically constructed shell designed specifically to hold the Host until it's maturity and feed it with special minerals to teach the Host what it needs. i.e
Especially
Education
Golfball
“ lego mini figures don’t blink”
👀👄👀 *mines not supposed to?*
👁️👄👁️
i-
wait no-
@@TheLexikitty l e x i
@@Professional_Amikisser Hai
F O U R E Y E S!
What's up Lexi, I'm me.
Kitty
@@username-yb5fs no u
"I'm done watching Emkay for toda--" Lexi's voice comes on the autoplay "Okay, one more"
Lexi: What's up sexy
Me: *blushing, stuttering, screaming*
‘This is just a little bit too flesh-mobile for me’ 😂😂😂
Lexi: Even the Cons i went to werent that exciting
Also Lexi:*goes on about a bunch of people dressed as mando flying brroms sticks with Dr.Who*
My cat died yesterday and emkay had made me feel better, you m an a lot to me narrators at emkay, love your work and hope your all okay.
My cat died yesterday too. It was a peaceful death, but, it devastated me. Thanks to Emkay for making my day just a little better.
:(
I’m sad now
I’m sorry for your loss. I’ve not really had pets... I had cats but we got rid of them, I wasn’t to attached though..
Yesh we all are sorry for all ur losses
i love lexis voice i could sit here and listen to it for hours its just so calming :)
3:11 *the moment before disaster*
No one:
Lexi when she finds something cute: ᴼʰ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ˢᵒ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ
I thought Lexi was a guy?
@@ryan-ci3fz no she's trans
@@ryan-ci3fz Originally yes, but she's transgender.
I swear the narrators of emkay are
On ascended level. Just different Flavors.
“No way! Is that... an Ę̷̡̡̧̨̢̡̨̛̤̫͉̟̺͍̫͍̞̼̖̪̣̭̞̳̞͉̟͍̟̪̮͕͎̮̦͖̫̘̿̆̇̒̔̔͆̔̃͗̎̇͊͆̓̉̏̈̎̒̔̃̈́̄̈́͋͐̎̀̿̈́̅̀͂̓͊͆͊̈́͛̑̀́̈́͗̄̀͛͛̇̓̆͐̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅǴ̶̛͔͉̙̳̠̝̯̳̻͖͊̉͌̃̒͊Ĝ̵̢̢̝̦͎͙̙̼̭͇͖̲̬͇̺̭̻̥̊́̊̽̀͐̃́͊͛̌̋͐̈́͊̽̎̔̀̓̀͆͑̎̇͊̊͗̆̈͊͐͋̏̈́͛͌̉̆̎͐̈́̌̕̚̕͘͘̚̚͝͠”
The starving children in my basement can wait , this is more important
give them *e g g*
E G G
@@TheLexikitty nah, I'll give them: *BONK. "C H E E S E ."*
hold up. Are you another one of Simon Whistler clones?
@@TheLexikitty LEXII YOURE MY INSPIRATION
Lexi voicing the tank saying "oh look a penny!" is the funnest thing XD
Everyone: E G G
ME: D O U B LE Æ G G
0:02 this is why we don't give Lexi *eggs*
Lexi: Hey Sexy what’s up I’m Lexi
Me (16): Uhh, anyways. *Distant FBI raid sounds*
-Be me
-Puts on Emkay
-Hear Lexi as the narrator
-Is happy
-Lexi says "EGG" very base busted
-Me "W-what?" O_o
Ok i love that lexi is a fellow fan of lego
HELL YES
Lexi: whats ups sexy im lexi
Me: *crying cat smiling*
aw good
3:52 "You're going to the SPECIAL STAGE!"
Robin and Jack: Oh my god this stuff is gross
Lexi: WHERE IS MY WALLET?
me: my room isnt that messy
my room: 7:19
my closet:*demonic screaching*
me: i feel you my dude
That intro, i already know this is gonna be good
3:47 A group of Mandalorians playing Quidditch against Doctor Who? Sounds like the type of place I want to be at.
other people:*hear the word arsene the crime*
me, a persona fan:*just hears the persona arsene*
That fanart is so precious, I love it!
"What's up sexy I'm lexi"
Hey lexi I'm dad
For macking that joke, you have forfieted your dad privelages
@@RaraZeCat I'm not even a dad hahahahh
@@randomsheep2949 yes but that was a warning for the future...
Btw I'm gonna do this joke until the end of 2020, so lexi do me a promise, on the 30th of December please post a lexi video on emkay and you're channel I want to leave a great legacy of doing this joke and anyone who read this tell lexi
WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS WAY
WHY
WHY
WHY
Just hearing Lexi's voice makes me happy!
Left an emkay video for this emkay video
LEXI! WOOOOHHHH GET READY FOR CHAOS WORLD!
Lexi is my favorite.
1:35 me trying to fix my life like:
Fun fact:
Some coffins are more comfortable than most of our beds.
How do you know tho?
Oh sht
5:24 i thought that the image was going to be on r/DIWhy
"Wait wait wait. Is that an *E G G* "
Yes and that cat has more talent than i do ngl
8:35
Hey, that's my brother :)
me during the day: nah im not thirsty
me in the middle of the night: 2:53
3:27 Is it Tarantino holding the camera ? Is that why he’s filming feet ?
I don't know if this is just me but lexys intro is so heart-warming
Lexi: is trans
UA-cam ads: *Transphobic ad goes brrrrr*
What?
@@agitatedbeetle3068 idk UA-cam gave me a transphobic ad and i’m flipping non-binary
@@oliverleftthegame6466 Damn
What was the ad? ( im trans)
@@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 yeah it was about how schools shouldn’t be supportive and every kid who goes through gender dysphoria grows out of it
Me: * Running out of ammo and dying to Combine troops *
Gman watching in the distance: 5:07
I can't upload a picture to comments but..
LEXI
*The sky where I live was TRANS this morning!!*
?
Your pfp represents me in 2020
The way Lexy said egg made the egg come before the chicken
*this is very funny comment; laugh now.*
Ha
Hahahaha
LmfAooaOaoaoaoaOaoaAOAOAoaoaoa so funny!!1!1!1!!!!1111🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha good one
I SWEAR, JOKES ABOUT THE N WORD ARE SO GOOD XD
Lexi: whats up *sexy* im Lexi!
Me: LEXI- AHH- THE QUEEN IS BACK-
ok
Ok
ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
6:40 Shot information for all. YES YOU CAN USE NORMAL SUNFLOWER OIL TO START YOUR ENGINE. AND IT WONT HARM ANYTHING. You only would have a problem in winter, because sunflower oil and stuff like this will freez in winter.
So have fun everyone
*all of these are just yes*
Hearing Lexi's voice always makes me happy
*To the early squad reading this : sending virtual hugs to all who need it , stay safe and happy*
this is the best early message Ive read, Lexi approves.
Virtual hug got me infected with the bonzi buddy virus, I want my like back.
I started loving this channel for the music and content.
And now I love this channel for the music and content.
It’s been a few secs and its like fourty likes????!
always has been
@@user-dt3of5gr2f Don’t-
4:18 Something a little less terrifying but similar happened to me when I was machining some aluminum in one of my engineering classes on a mill. For those who don't know, when you cut aluminum on a machine, it typically makes these sharp, slinky shaped chips as it cuts. They are not usually sharp enough to cut you so long as you're careful but if you aren't careful, you can cut yourself. One chip flew just perfectly to hit my safety glasses perfectly in line with the center of my eye. It bounced off with a 'tink' and I was SO VERY thankful that I'd been wearing safety glasses, as THIS guy no doubt was as well.
3:12 I would like to know the context behind this image
The umbrella that picks the rain is actually a very good idea. You can use it to cleans floors or water your plants after a simple filtration, this way you don't have to use drinking water.
I’ve never been this early idk what to do
5:43 we see Lexi and the Lexi wife out in the wild, being the mama bears they are, they hold hands and look lovingly at one another
I’m early for once!!!! I love you Lexi
4:55 Polnareff needs a hug from Jesus after everything he lost
Can confirm:
The frog was angry because the bill wasn't high enough.
(Brazil recently approved a 200 BRL bill, previously the 100 one was the highest)
The toilet paper be like :
Pls i have wife and 2 kids :(
2:10 In several older cars that have bench seats, it’s essentially the same feel as putting a couch in a car and putting seatbelts in.
dude lemmme just say im addicted to your channel. I found it one day when I was kinda down and was like, "Ok I like this guy. hes funny" And now my entire youtube recomended is like r/tinder and stuff like that. just wanted to thank you for being so amazing.
have a nice day to anyone reading this also
Same broooo
0:50 that looks like something out of a farmers commercial
noone:
me, ever since Lexi joined the channel and never having checked out her own youtube: lexi kiddy? whut?
me now: I feel so stupid
Lexi robin and damien are like the three musketeers
No those Lego Minifigures just blink PERFECTLY in time with you
1:28: First of all, HOW?!?
Second of all, this reminds me of getting your car stuck in weird ways in GTA.
I think I missed Lexi's demonic hatred for EGGS somewhere along the line... OR at least why she turns momentarily demonic.
4:55 yo.... I didn’t expect to see polnareff being held by god today but dear god I am not complaining
Lexi's an icon, I love her💖🐱
“Wait wait wait” a new EmKay? Let’s go
Me: *reads video title*
Also me: GENERAL KENOBI!!!!