WE RULE THIS SCHOOL! (Phasmophobia w/ Grian, Gem, and Skizz)
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- We are determined to become professional ghost hunters in Phasmophobia.
*Disclaimer: This is a horror game and may not be suitable for all ages.
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On highschool if you're under the stairs, the ghost straight up cant get you because it hits its head before it walks to the corner of the triangle. Perfectly safe place for even talking.
it's a treat to have a wild life episode, mcc, then phasmo all in a row
We're truly spoiled this week. Hell, we're going to be spoiled every week until people start dying in Wild Life
@@elijahpark5344 REAL
We EATING real GOOD this week y'all
True
Busy... But a huge treat
The door being slammed in Impys face with Gem on the other side was very horror movie vibe. I felt like Impulse should have been looking out the window telling Gem “it’s going to be ok, you’re goi g to be ok”
Oh my god, YESSSSS❤
That phantom was following you and Grian and Skizz just got unlucky. Was literally like a horror movie where the ghost kills your friends around you. The plot armor is strong with this one.
Ah, yes. Wraith vs. Banshee. Basically, When the Wraith is not hunting, it has a chance to teleport to a random player, generating an EMF Level 2 reading at the location where it teleported to, with a 25% chance for this to be an EMF Level 5 reading instead. The Wraith will resume normal behavior after teleporting. Wraiths do not teleport while hunting. Their speed is unaffected by tier 3 salt during hunts.
A banshee will roam towards its targets while passive (not hunting) and can be seen doing so in dots and during hunts. They will spawn where they've roamed to, and since they often stalk their victims, it leads to a lot of wraith-like spawn kills. Phantoms are similar, though they don't have the banshee targeting (so you can't walk through them).
It's nice to know that although ghosts can show similar traits, but still have ways to tell them apart. If it doesn't go through salt it's a wraith, if it screams on the parabolic (or if someone survives contact during a hunt) it's a banshee, and if it's really doesn't want you to take it's photo it's a Phantom.
That Banshee roaming may have been nerfed with the Goryo trait being slapped on them
2:19:51
Another glitch with the staircase: (I found this during that one high school challenge) If you walk under it crouched and then stand up in EXACTLY the right spot, the ghost still can't get to you, but you can glitch your head through the staircase and see the ghost. Super helpful for Onis, Phantoms, Hauntus, and Obakes, or for just observing the ghost.
Impulse has some insane plot armour. He was with both G and Skizz and they both died the same way yet impulse stays alive 1:15:44
Timestamps!
0:00:00 - video starts
0:02:15 - explanation of 0 evidence, 0 sanity challenge
0:06:25 - lobby with Skizz and Gem
0:11:25 - ghost 0 - mic and difficulty issues
0:15:35 - ghost 1
0:42:20 - Grian joins
0:45:00 - ghost 2
0:59:20 - ghost 3
1:16:15 - ghost 4 - mic issues
1:26:35 - ghost 5
1:58:55 - ghost 6
THANK YOUUUUUU
Pro tip for smudges. Tier 2 and Tier 3 smudges don't blind the ghost exactly the same way as the Tier 1 smudge. Once you smudge, if the ghost has line of sight to you, it will still build line of sight speed even though it can't actually track you. In other words, after you smudge with a Tier 2 or Tier 3 smudge, break line of sight as fast as possible or the ghost will be much faster than it was before the smudge
btw that "1 meter of difference" is 36% of the total crucifix area, so not unlikely
(though it should be noted that if you place the crucifix optimally, the actual chance is lower since presumably the ghost should spawn in a normal distribution in distance from the crucifix, so this more than cancels out the square increase, the chance of a false negative is likely lower than 20%.)
area of T3 crucifix = pi*(5^2) = ~78.5 M^2
area of firelight = pi*(4^2) = ~50.3 M^2
The annulus of the two rings (the region where you get a false negative) = ~28.3 M^2
so the chance of getting a false negative = annulus area / T3 crucifix area = ~28.3/~78.5 = 0.36 = 36%
to still use a T3 crucifix you could position 4 firelights in a square with side lengths of 4, then put the crucifix in the center
only issue is w/ four firelights, you run the risk of onryo deciding to blow them all out (since some of the firelight range would be out of cruci range) and killing you while you are watching for the test :(
i swear i don't understand how kinder eggs with a giant yellow capsule in the middle is banned in america for being a choking hazzard but wonderballs used to be allowed when their toy was all loose
I'm sick, too. I'm so tired of it. I can understand Grian's pain.
get better soon!
He wasn’t so sick that he couldn’t swap with Jimmy in MCC, though
True I hope they both feel better soon
Same here >.< binging phasmo streams as I wallow in bed just wanting it to be over
Hopefully you get better soon!
7:48
Americans confusion & concern over kinder always makes me chuckle. They do realise it’s not just like… a random toy in the middle & it’s enclosed in a huge plastic casing/egg lol
37:43
Angsty Skizz screams
42:19
I knew impy was being sneaky and most likely texting G before this skizz confusion
42:50
“This is how I feel better 🥹”
He’s actually so sweet
48:18
“Oh, Is it an event?”
“It’s a grian”
“It was a grian event”
50:28
G laughs make me day :’)
56:30
//ghost walks away from skizz//
“That’s a first”
REAL
58:37
“Ah, so what you’re saying is, it’s a /skill/ issue?”
58:55
Not the banana counting again 😂 bloody joel
1:21:43
Polty imitation incoming (“pew pew”)
1:26:04
“My chat talks to his chat, and then his chat talks to my chat, and I figure it out”
1:53:44
They’re so sweet and silly I love them :’)
1:56:17
G is so silly
2:17:33
“Are you nuts?!”
2:25:35
Pretty sure they’ve talked about redoing more of the maps, more specifically the farmhouse(s)! Which will be fun. It means they will be detailed like the lighthouse (and asylum) but in house form instead :)
2:27:00
G’s Halloween outfit reaction (I hope we get to see it because I wanna laugh like that)
American here living in Michigan, I never actually had the egg and was only really familiar with the Kinder Bueno chocolate bars. Only found out about the egg from my sister
@@srradiance13 the FDA banned Kinder Eggs… hence the confusion. Really good Legal Eagle video on this.
@@col.hertford9855 we have kinder eggs there just not the same as the ones you can find in other places with ours the toy is kept separate from chocolate
There’s kinder eggs with the toy separated to the side in Detroit Michigan in abundance.
@@fritzmarie6523 you don’t have kinder eggs, you have some odd localised version, and there is an interesting legal story behind why.
Regarding the kinder egg:
The toy is packaged inside a rounded yellow box (the yolk), is about as large as a baby's fist and really hard to open. So hard in fact, that I only managed to do it when I got 10 years old. In the 50 years they have existed, only 4 children died by choking on it. Calling it a 'choking hazard' is pretty much an exaggeration.
More children have died, because their parents left loaded and unlocked guns under their pillows, but we won't ever see guns geting restricted.
I love that they added an actual Blåhaj from Ikea to point hope, I love those goofy sharks!!!
Kinder was outlawed not due to choking hazard, but due to the FDA having trouble classifying it due to being both a product and a food. As a result they weren't banned but not allowed to sell. Kinder found a way to sell em here by making it a 2 part package, chocolate on one side, toy on the other.
its called “kinder joy” and its seperate from kinder eggs entirely
Kinder joy eggs have been selling since 2001
YES! Phasmophobia vod JUST as I sit to eat lunch!
I think the reason that you did so well in the bigger maps with this challenge is that it's better suited to work on bigger maps. Yes, you may have to travel more to find the ghost, but the ghost has the same area to cover to find you, and it doesn't have a team to help it. So, unless it's a deo, it has to search randomly and get lucky enough that it finds one of you nearby.
This is why they the onryo test should probably be done with three lanterns surrounding the crucifix so that the lantern range pushes out from the crucifix
Ayyy the vod was finally uploaded! I try and watch it live but if I can’t, I don’t want to deal with the twitch ads and just wait for the UA-cam vod.
Banshees and phantoms both stalk players (banshee of stalks it's target). Phantom can stalk you from any floor, while the banshee can only stalk you on its own floor (unless it's fav room is an attic or basement) wraith teleports (then walks back to its room)
I'm listening to kinder controversy while eating plums. You know - those fruits with a huge choke hazard in thw middle 😂. Are you forbid children of eating plums, peaches, and other fruits with big seeds 😂
1. I have laughed and accidentally swallowed a cherry seed before (it wasn't cracked, I was fine). I was 22... yeah those fruits are a massive choking hazard not just for kids 😅
2. Lol I'm allergic to plums
I had a whole day without phasmo, i needed it, however mcc helped a bit, congrats on nearly getting two wins in a row! That was so nerve wracking
11:31 first game starts
Fr i was watching on grians stream and it was so sad when impulse lost ;-;
@@LokiandBucky669_ yea same here :
Grians "..oh you're right-" after the lil bickering of what happens if it does spawn, I- It killed me 😂
For those wondering: The spot under the stairs in Hikeschool works ONLY if you're really wedged in beneath them. And ONLY because it tricks the pathing of the ghost into seeing the spot above you on the stairs as the "Closest point" making it walk up and away rather than around and towards you.
It isn't like you can't optimize the position of the crux, and the firelights. I already said so on Skizz's vod, but if you put the crux in the center, between two or more firelights, with the firelights being slightly spread out away from the center in defensive positions to cover the range of the crux, the firelights should always be targeted first. It's worth considering since all that matters here is overlapping range.
Thanks for these awesome streams I love watching them. I also wanted to let you know that sometimes firewalls can mess with voice communications and certain voice over IP protocols and implementations can be more prone to it than others. That could be what is causing the audio issues in Phasmo. I believe you have mentioned using a UniFi dream machine so it might be worthwhile to mess with the Conntrack settings under Security > Traffic & Firewall rules > Advanced. The ones that might be applicable to phasmo are SIP and H.323. Usually SIP is off and H.323 is on. I think it could be causing the random no audio bug when you start a new round so maybe try turning on/off both at the same time. This is a huge guess as I have no idea what protocols Phasmo uses and it really could just be a problem with the game. Also on other firewalls you may be only able to turn off and on the SIP related setting and it might be called SIP ALG. Also these settings might disrupt other voice communications on your network so if they don't help it would be best to return them to factory defaults.
23:09 sometimes you just gotta "hug 'n hide" instead of "guess 'n go"
YES GRIAN WE WANT YOU ON THE PODCAST.
He made a brief cameo during the Wild Life recap. It’s not an official appearance, but it’s the closest thing to it, at least
Just checked for a new video and saw this! Amazing, love GIGS!
Same lol
Yayy I was waiting for Impy's pov!
Hope the jits crew is able to play during the Halloween season. I've been missing you guys together that I've gone back to watching all the jits vods again
Im so behind, but looking at your path of maps, you end on my favorite map. Camp Woodwind
I was here for this live! first ever phasmo live I've caught and wasn't disappointed. I'm the chatter always talking about my tea lmao
The random throat-clearing audio popping up throughout the video (even when skizz and grian were dead) freaks me out every single time.
Good luck for this week’s session my guy, I have hopes for you and Joel this season.❤
Time Stamps ⏰
First Game: Gem, Impulse, Skizz 11:33 (there are some annoying audio, and game malfunctions this round)
Game Two: Gem, Impulse, Skizz 15:41
Game Three: GIGS 45:05
Game Four: GIGS 59:24 (Big map; the game also appears to be bugged)
Game Five: GIGS (Big Map)(more technical difficulty) 1:16:17
Game Six: GIGS (Big Map) 1:26:41
Game Seven: GIGS (big map) 1:59:01
For the person in chat who mentioned something about a rumor of the devs working on a bathroom ghost: oh man, that would be so much fun. Toilet ghosts are such a classic.
It's almost like, besides finding the bone and locating the ghost, the giant maps are actually easier than little ones.
I cant wait for the chaos about to ensue
I love these vods so much! I watched every single second with full attention.
For the kinder thing, as someone in the US, we do have the kinder egg, they're just made differently. There's two divided segments so on part has the chocolate stuff and the little wafers, and the other side has the toy, and you have to peel back a little plastic cover to get to it, so it mostly eliminates the choking hazard.
Phasmo vod! Time to listen to it while I write!
GIGS PHASMO GIGS PHASMO GIGS PHASMO
Maybe again tomorrow? That’s when the Halloween event starts
Im gonna say this before I watch but I pray for you during hike school it’s painful especially trying to find the bone
I think you’re remembering the Wonder Ball, Impulse. Cause they did toys too, not just tiny candy pieces. I still have the jingle stuck in my head.
🎶 Well, I wonder wonder wonder - what’s in the Wonder Ball? 🎶
😂 I think that’s how it went. lol, it’ll always play like that in my head.
Chobblesome phasmo, wild life then MCC (with Grian :D)
42:20 Grian joins
we love you
THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH
I'd love an among us sort of gamemode where one person is randomly selected as a traitor, does everything to get the team wiped by the ghost, and you have to find out who it is
Ahh the legendary studio tour.
Dunno if you implement this later in the video, but you can use two lanterns one meter off the cruci and it generally makes the onryo test work reliably. I think there's still a tiny area of false negative room but two lanterns will make onryos very obvious. Off to keep watching. (at 43:57)
even with 3 at perfect spacing there is a small chance of failure, the only guarantee is either T2 crucifix or 4 lanterns.
@@848 You're right, but with how most rooms are set up, two is usually good enough. Not perfect, but good enough.
This is the earliest ive ever been 😮
Same lol
just thought i'd say since there was all this lighthouse confusion with the phantom- their ability is actually to "roam" (teleport) to a players location and create an EMF 2 so I guess it was just super rare or coincidental that the ghost initiated a hunt at that exact time but it may also be because of the insane difficulty you are playing on. hope this helped anyone
also I might be 2 weeks late but better late then never i've been super busy
1:56:17 that laugh sounded exactly like mumbo and it confused me so much
GIGS PHASMO YAY!
Kinder eggs: It's not that it's a choking hazard, it's that packaging standards say that any non-food item cannot be packaged within the food/within the same compartment.
Really? I never knew that. I’ve always heard that the problem was the choking hazard part.
@@Synthesyn342 Yeah, the law is technically because foreign objects in food cause all sorts of hazards, choking included, but there was never specifically about Kinder eggs. It's why breakfast cereals also don't have toys inside the bag itself anymore, instead putting it in the box
Impulse, I've seen your MCC Minions costume, and it looks fabulous.
what is this “get etho’d” thing? it’s killing me 😂
It's a reference to Decked Out 2 where Etho had great luck with getting the doors slammed in his face
@@moiraauxier8474 it's WAY older than DO2
It dates back from mindcrack in around 2014/2015
LOL
2:15:10 then we’re DED
We are being spoiled with so much phasmo lately
I wonder if it's a crawler if it can reach you under the stairs? That would be a good test.
I love that Americans are scared of the Kinder eggs :D I think you are the only (or one of few) country that banned them
Ironically guns kill more kids. I've never even heard if a kinder egg killing a kid
58:54
Look who learnt from joel
I'd like to see an edited version of this mode hehe it seems fun
There was a boy at my elementary school in the U.S. who tragically choked to death on the playground while eating a Wonder Ball-back when they used to hide toys inside them. He was a transfer student, only having lived in the U.S. for a couple of months. One day, another kid was eating his lunch and had a Wonder Ball chocolate. Wanting to be friendly, he excitedly gave one to the new boy as a gift, excited to share something he loved. The boy, thrilled, couldn’t wait to try it and snuck it out to the playground.
Taking a big bite, he unexpectedly got the toy in that first mouthful. In an instant, it slid down his throat and lodged there, choking him. Unfortunately, by the time anyone noticed and the teachers were alerted, it was too late to save him. The loss hit our school hard, and it was heartbreaking to see his seat left empty. After that, none of our parents bought Wonder Balls for us, and, in time, they disappeared from the shelves altogether.
It’s only been in recent years that Wonder Balls have returned to stores, but they now contain small hard candies instead, and any collectible coins are kept separately from the chocolate, outside the candy itself. I buy them for my kids now, but I always open the box first, splitting the chocolate ball in half to show them there’s something inside. It’s a small precaution, but it brings me peace of mind after witnessing the memory of that tragedy.
On the stream I was so shocked when grian showed up
I’m always confused by the bewilderment of Americans over kinder eggs having toys in them….i specifically remember the time of wonder balls. Granted they were filled with more candy usually they were also a potential choking hazard 😂
I might have some form of dysautomonia :D
Doesnt sound great.. but like having a name for it and like actually getting in the direction of having an answer? Thats actually kinda exiting-
I always thought 'well its gotta be more than just adhd/autism' but i was never able to find out what it could be.. so i figured maybe its just my fault for like.. not drinking enough or something
Its especially funny because i Have heard of ..i think theyre disorders? Within the dysautonomic category before- but i never considered that thats what it could Be
Even if i never get a proper answer to it (though ive gotten pretty good at confirming once ive got a lead.. its a long list).. at least knowing its a thing does make it feel less distressing
i'm surprised that yall didn't get early access to the Halloween event yesterday
1:57:14 Lore accurate 😂 (Where my YHS peeps at lol?)
Watching from a tornado warning! (I'm perfectly safe, this just happens)
YYAYY VIDEOOOO :)
Hike school!? It was Hike School! What a great stream! :)
~9:00
As someone who has two kinder chocolate bars per day (unhealthy I know but eh, so be it) they are definitely nice but I find they make me weirdly thirsty and they are VERY sweet (not necessarily in the best way)
I would suggest for the asylum and campground maps maybe do asylum restricted, then a campground, then the other asylum.
Ooo Phasmo!!
Hey Impulse, just to say I've played a lot of phasmo and neither me nor any of my friends have had issues with audio ever. I think it might be the stream setup that's causing up, I don't think it's the game, especially as you have to mute yourself in game to talk to chat etc. Might be worth looking into having two separate inputs or something.
Impulse, unless american children literally pop the entire thing into their mouth (impossible I tried) you can't choke on kinder surprise eggs. The entire ban is a technicality by american food laws. Which is a good thing but entirely unnecessary here.
i CANNOT wait for prison and asylum thats gonna be shiest
complete phasmo perfect game 0 sanity every map with only ghost pictures (idk if you can get multiple ghost pictures)
Impulse!!! Have skiz film you like MTV cribs when you do the studio video would be great to watch! Even as a short
that point hope ghost was a professional hitman
Finally!
Bring scar to plasmofobes
If it events it will hunt from there unless it has time to rom back to their room
So, I kinda low key need Gem to teach Pearl how to play Phasmo 😅
the point hope phantom was sooo phantom twas unreal
It issss phasmoo timeee
NEW GIGS VIDDDD
when skizz whispered to impulse it only played in one of my ears and it made me cringe XD
PHASMOOOO HELL YEAR BROTHA
1:06:54 “WHAT”
circle a cruci with 3 lanterns , solved
I was sick yesterday and felt f^cking miserable. Got through most of the Wild Life 1st episodes but couldn't finish. Luckily I always get better fast so I'm fine now
PLOT ARMOUR!!!!!!!!
Paint would be easier to use probably
i wonder if having audio on toggle is a problem...
Who else is getting ads for kinder now? 😂
all of mine are for the US election AND ITS SO ANNOYING
Imp, please accept my apology. I accidentally had this video disliked for the last 2ish hours! I watchef the first hour and then went to my Nans house and just came back to watch it again and realised it was disliked.
New update just drop in
White chocolate is not real chocolate
I mean its made with like.. chocolate fat which _kinda_ makes it chocolate
It just tastes bad