A Bad Guide On Running A Vtuber Agency

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • A meme video seeking to edutain you on what not to do when running a VTuber company. Also what the Maslow's Hierarchy of needs is.
    Disclaimer: While many people may immediately take this as me dunking on Nijisanji again, many of the accusations are hidden behind a thousand and one NDAs. Whether you want to believe they are true are not is up to you though, so far, they have done a very horrible job of defending themselves.
    Credits:
    www.siliconera...
    • Nijisanji VTuber Says ...
    K9 Kuro fan merch set: KieuPew
    Memes and images used:
    LEARN: KRUNKIDILE
    Fauna gosling: Ice10222
    Phase connect psych ward meme: denied_art
    Gura sweat: Sashimi clips
    Warthunder safe and sound: AttackerCat on Reddit
    Shiori: Hidoryy
    Psycho shiori: kivo
    k9Kuro genderbend: SnooSprouts3428 on Reddit
    Guilliman lamenting: Lemoots
    Mumei caring for selen: Ogumashiro
    A-Chan and Sora: Kukie_nyan
    Calliope, Kobo, Kiara family photo: Kaneblob
    Biboo with gun: Dr. Pigeon
    Mataranid: baloolax
    Pekoapology: khoaphan96
    Ironmouse in chair: momotexx
    • Michi is surprised by ... : VtuberDaily
    Michi management link: • Michi is surprised by ...
    Sensei’s Card: Pangtanto
    Rushia punch: tomotomo (awai)
    Breakdancing korone: osmose181
    Venti, Master, and Astolfo: Merryweather
    Clips used:
    Pyramids Don't Exist by Miniminuteman
    Son I'm Dead by Bread Boys
    Music used:
    Adrenaline from Black Ops 2
    Usagi Flap from Blue Archive
    Unwelcome School from Blue Archive
    Up to 21C from Blue Archive
    Scarlet Fire by Otic McDonald
    Get Up by GeekxVrv
    This Ain't The End Of Me by White Comic

КОМЕНТАРІ • 66

  • @androidpillows
    @androidpillows  14 днів тому +27

    Hello,
    This is the last video I make before I become a fulltime office employee. I hope to also have my own Pomu moment someday and make a living off of entertaining people and making them laugh. I'll keep making content, albeit at a slower rate. Also, as mentioned in my community post, my work won't be dedicated to dunking on Vtuber companies forever. I want to make content for other anime media, videogames, gundam, and plastic models. However, I won't abandon my post and stop doing Vtuber content. You'll still see plenty of me yet. Like a Tungsten Cat once said, "Vshojo's my fiesta 'til I f*cking die". Hololive, Phase Connect, Vshojo, and plenty more are part of my humor DNA for years to come.
    This video took me months to make. I spent my final summer as a free student making this video so I sincerely hope you enjoyed it and/or learned something.
    If this reaches the Niji-Defense Force and they come en masse, I'll be happy. I've waited for that day to come. The first comment I see taking a swing is going to warrant more videos and shorts from me.
    "Care to have a real fight? Let's see what you got up close and personal. Oder willst du weglaufen wie ein kleiner Junge?" -Richter, Titanfall 2

  • @damianalexander4274
    @damianalexander4274 16 днів тому +93

    Lower pyramid status is when you goon to your oshi
    Peak pyramid is when you goon WITH your oshi

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  15 днів тому +19

      Goon tribute to Kiara when

    • @damianalexander4274
      @damianalexander4274 14 днів тому +6

      ​@@androidpillows with the new outfits she's debuting with, I might have to add a new sauce to the KFP menu

  • @F4uks-p9x
    @F4uks-p9x 14 днів тому +48

    Nijisanji out here teaching us how to run a company by showing us what NOT to do.
    Also this felt pretty educational. I kneel.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +3

      Bro nah didn't you hear all the nijisisters? They're bigger than Hololive by sheer numbers! They have to be doing something right!

  • @belliebun4529
    @belliebun4529 14 днів тому +25

    3:03 Good god, we’re busting out the *ancient* history. Old Snuffy feels like a decade ago.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +7

      Good, never let her live it down. She brought this upon herself. No amount of Smilfy will cover this up.

  • @jando5980
    @jando5980 15 днів тому +70

    Wait a company uuuuuh did what to a vtuber's taxes?

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +68

      They offered to help her do her taxes as vtubing is a job with wages paid out by a company (if you're corporate). She accepted, they took her money, and then claimed they finished with the taxes. Come next tax season, she was notified by her local government that she is committing tax evasion.
      After she asks the company what happened, they revealed that they took her money to do company taxes and did absolutely nothing about her. All of a sudden, she owes the government a load of money and she had to liquidate her health insurance to pay off that debt.
      TL;DR the company offered to do her taxes, took the money, and didn't do anything.

    • @jando5980
      @jando5980 14 днів тому +10

      @@androidpillows O-oh... I thought it was something like that but my disbelief was too strong

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +22

      @@jando5980 Yeah no one wanted to believe it either but I gues someone's always gonna find some way to exploit a burgeoning industry.

    • @nitesy381
      @nitesy381 14 днів тому +13

      Riku needs a new yacht.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +18

      @@nitesy381 yachts for the yacht god, chuubas for the skull throne

  • @ozimandias456
    @ozimandias456 13 днів тому +11

    "you played idolm@ster"
    *plays love live in video*
    now, thats a fking strong start

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  13 днів тому

      @@ozimandias456 this is my version of those guys that misspell stuff on Tik Tok to get comments.
      That and I got a friend that blew half a grand on Idolm@s merch and I want to hurt him for shits n giggles

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder 14 днів тому +22

    Even with the shitty mic quality this is one of the best satire videos i have seen in a while, good job. There are big name channels that fail to produce good satire this good

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +4

      I am fighting for my life out here with a blue yeti lmao Thank you for the compliment. My biggest issue is that this audio is heavily gated because I didn't realize my 3D printer running in the background could cause problems until it was too late!

    • @BruhCountBruh
      @BruhCountBruh 13 днів тому +1

      @@androidpillowsthe blue yeti can be a good mic don't forget to remove background noise when processing audio you did a great job don't worry about it too much ily

  • @kanan7883
    @kanan7883 13 днів тому +12

    "The hemmingway special" is such a deep cut lmao

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  13 днів тому

      I'm glad you like the bit! Kurt Cobain's a bit overdone and everyone know the big AH so I went for something a bit less known.

  • @vega2270
    @vega2270 14 днів тому +19

    Ah, yeah the fishman who offers coffee. RIP Tsunderia

  • @dsuffers3032
    @dsuffers3032 14 днів тому +9

    Millie should take notes on how to actually make good satire
    Oh wait she can't. She's allegedly too busy in the background doing...whatever she is doing 😅

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +5

      I'll teach her for the low low price of a yacht.

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 13 днів тому +10

    Milo the Based Archaeologist referenced in my vtuber video? LFG

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  13 днів тому +5

      @@corrinflakes9659 he taught me that shitting on people using what you learned in school is possible. It is only fair that I pay tribute

  • @GamerLudwig
    @GamerLudwig 14 днів тому +17

    LMAO i didn't expect to see Miniminuteman here

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +5

      He's one of the better educational channels on YT in recent years in terms of being casual and entertaining so I gotta pay my respects!

  • @TheB2100
    @TheB2100 9 днів тому +3

    Comment for alg cuz funni video❤

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 13 днів тому +2

    Yes but have you considered caring for your talent's well-being and nurturing their growth gets in the way of extracting billions of dollars of profit out of them.

  • @ChoomOfDoom
    @ChoomOfDoom 10 днів тому +2

    Wait… my eardrums are ok? Isn’t this the loud green parrot or the small round usagi?

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  10 днів тому

      @@ChoomOfDoom comparing me to parrot is more than I deserve but thank you! He actually is part of the reason as to why I make videos!

  • @ipanesm
    @ipanesm 14 днів тому +6

    This is such great content, i would sunscribe twice if i could

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 13 днів тому +6

    I don't know what fish man was thinking and we're not sure if he knows either.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  13 днів тому +2

      All he knows is sell more coffee

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 13 днів тому +2

      He's attempting to turn sad girls into his own Houshou Marine.
      A few gens down and he's not any closer, but god bless him he keeps trying.

  • @AexisRai
    @AexisRai 13 днів тому +4

    great work on this video, keep it up
    my oshi has a music manager now so hopefully she can be less menhera
    t. Starknight

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  13 днів тому +1

      According to vt, the menhera makes it hotter

  • @alondjeckto
    @alondjeckto 10 днів тому +2

    Damn, good video™

  • @Patch_5
    @Patch_5 14 днів тому +5

    my head. i learned

  • @xijinping6289
    @xijinping6289 14 днів тому +3

    Best guide Thx
    i'm going to do exactly the same

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows  14 днів тому +3

      Go get em "Democratically elected president-emperor of China for life"

  • @Bylethisop
    @Bylethisop 2 дні тому

    Gas prices am I right guys