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A Bad Guide On Running A Vtuber Agency
A meme video seeking to edutain you on what not to do when running a VTuber company. Also what the Maslow's Hierarchy of needs is.
Disclaimer: While many people may immediately take this as me dunking on Nijisanji again, many of the accusations are hidden behind a thousand and one NDAs. Whether you want to believe they are true are not is up to you though, so far, they have done a very horrible job of defending themselves.
Credits:
www.siliconera.com/vshojo-ceo-gunrun-and-ironmouse-helped-kuro/
ua-cam.com/video/V-poPV8S8C4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=FalseEyeD
K9 Kuro fan merch set: KieuPew
Memes and images used:
LEARN: KRUNKIDILE
Fauna gosling: Ice10222
Phase connect psych ward meme: denied_art
Gura sweat: Sashimi clips
Warthunder safe and sound: AttackerCat on Reddit
Shiori: Hidoryy
Psycho shiori: kivo
k9Kuro genderbend: SnooSprouts3428 on Reddit
Guilliman lamenting: Lemoots
Mumei caring for selen: Ogumashiro
A-Chan and Sora: Kukie_nyan
Calliope, Kobo, Kiara family photo: Kaneblob
Biboo with gun: Dr. Pigeon
Mataranid: baloolax
Pekoapology: khoaphan96
Ironmouse in chair: momotexx
ua-cam.com/video/iLVHmlCrLZg/v-deo.html : VtuberDaily
Michi management link: ua-cam.com/video/iLVHmlCrLZg/v-deo.html
Sensei’s Card: Pangtanto
Rushia punch: tomotomo (awai)
Breakdancing korone: osmose181
Venti, Master, and Astolfo: Merryweather
Clips used:
Pyramids Don't Exist by Miniminuteman
Son I'm Dead by Bread Boys
Music used:
Adrenaline from Black Ops 2
Usagi Flap from Blue Archive
Unwelcome School from Blue Archive
Up to 21C from Blue Archive
Scarlet Fire by Otic McDonald
Get Up by GeekxVrv
This Ain't The End Of Me by White Comic
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Відео

A Really Bad Guide On How To Feed Your Pet Computer Science Major
Переглядів 6868 місяців тому
I'm not sponsored, I'm just really, really tired.
POV: Your Squad Lead Comforts You After An Episode
Переглядів 6099 місяців тому
Something comfy to keep you motivated or at least validated in all this insanity. Even if you just exist, it can be enough. There's always tomorrow. Keep going, keep your head above the water, and it will smooth out. Just brace up. No matter how bleak it seems, someone out there wants you to win and so do you. Anime used: Senko-san Music used: Enjoy Yourself-Saint Pepsi Honey-Saint Pepsi
The Kurosanji/Nijikuro Heist And The Dokibird That Could
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A quick recap to those who aren't caught up on Nijisanji's scummy behavior and arguably the greatest heist pulled off by a cute vtuber called Dokibird. If you need any elaboration, ask in the comments. Blue video thumbnails are from Khyo Purple video thumbnails are from FalseEyeD Details to this whole situation can be found from FalseEyeD's news videos. Art credits: selen with a gun: fuchs Zaio...
Remember What Kurosanji Took From You #sinktheyacht #vtuber #selentatsuki #nijisanji
Переглядів 2,9 тис.9 місяців тому
What was done to Selen was straight up an injustice. They all deserved better. Demand better working conditions for all of them. Do it for your Oshi. Nina and Selen piece by: Savisavichan Pomu and Selen piece by: Subigsan Bad decisions by: Nijisanji/Anycolor Demand better for your Oshi: ua-cam.com/video/vdN85YCh-50/v-deo.htmlsi=bGVX_pdD2Zn3LuGD
Do It For Your Oshi! #vtuber #caramelldansen
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We are not making it out of the rabbithole with this one... - - - Disclaimer: All arms used in the video are airsoft props - Thank you so much for watching my first video! It's my channel's start so I'm pretty nervous. - Special credits to: Voice actors: Dill/Chocola Assistant editor: Dill/Chocola - Music: Caramelldansen from another room - Captions available

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @asteriskonline3494
    @asteriskonline3494 Місяць тому

    Man that hypothetical company is evil. What I don't get this there are some people who are willing to ignore every single evidence against them because their Kami Oshi is there.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows Місяць тому

      Tbh should be looking to evacuate their oshis lol

  • @shurilampio
    @shurilampio Місяць тому

    meme compilation with funny guy talking background:

  • @Bylethisop
    @Bylethisop Місяць тому

    Gas prices am I right guys

  • @TheB2100
    @TheB2100 Місяць тому

    Comment for alg cuz funni video❤

  • @ChoomOfDoom
    @ChoomOfDoom Місяць тому

    Wait… my eardrums are ok? Isn’t this the loud green parrot or the small round usagi?

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows Місяць тому

      @@ChoomOfDoom comparing me to parrot is more than I deserve but thank you! He actually is part of the reason as to why I make videos!

  • @alondjeckto
    @alondjeckto Місяць тому

    Damn, good video™

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 2 місяці тому

    Yes but have you considered caring for your talent's well-being and nurturing their growth gets in the way of extracting billions of dollars of profit out of them.

  • @kanan7883
    @kanan7883 2 місяці тому

    "The hemmingway special" is such a deep cut lmao

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      I'm glad you like the bit! Kurt Cobain's a bit overdone and everyone know the big AH so I went for something a bit less known.

  • @MikiKitsune
    @MikiKitsune 2 місяці тому

    In 8:16 is my friend KieuPew on twitter's K9Kuro fan merch promo image 🙈 Not offical merch!

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      1. That merch is badass, props to your friend! I'll slap their credits in the description 2. Glad I inserted that in a joke instead of a fact.

    • @MikiKitsune
      @MikiKitsune 2 місяці тому

      @androidpillows Haha, glad it is the case! Thanks for putting credit for her image!

  • @jamiekosch2562
    @jamiekosch2562 2 місяці тому

    so you afaerd fo thoos how are good at things cuuuz thas the loney reoins to even say that anye thing a buot the word brainrot witch is not realy and the word has ben aroound anddd in usis befor the innernet and befor smaterphoones along with ther thngs and the word has ben usisd to bey parnats eathers ans crykaitis cuz that think bey lurning things a bbuot life and the world from things like tv sis and muice and the innernet that thay will rot thebbbrani wen ther loney faer is that thos lurning and goting good graeds cuz ther goting mastder not dumer and not roting ther branisis thos hov saydey the words brani rot faer thay will not liesting or take roders or do wet ther told wen its not true cuz thay say it to bulley thos how hav telint cereativetey and are willing to lurn things to and are smater annd parnats eathers crykaiitsis all faer thos how are more sklldid and wonk how to do good at things thas y for so long maney usisd the word brani rot to bulley thos how had good greads cereativetey and wer smmater and hav nachreletint or skillsis hav a nices day you jurke

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      May they grant you the emperor's peace, Ogryn.

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 2 місяці тому

    I don't know what fish man was thinking and we're not sure if he knows either.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      All he knows is sell more coffee

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 2 місяці тому

      He's attempting to turn sad girls into his own Houshou Marine. A few gens down and he's not any closer, but god bless him he keeps trying.

  • @ozimandias456
    @ozimandias456 2 місяці тому

    "you played idolm@ster" *plays love live in video* now, thats a fking strong start

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      @@ozimandias456 this is my version of those guys that misspell stuff on Tik Tok to get comments. That and I got a friend that blew half a grand on Idolm@s merch and I want to hurt him for shits n giggles

  • @corrinflakes9659
    @corrinflakes9659 2 місяці тому

    Milo the Based Archaeologist referenced in my vtuber video? LFG

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      @@corrinflakes9659 he taught me that shitting on people using what you learned in school is possible. It is only fair that I pay tribute

    • @corrinflakes9659
      @corrinflakes9659 Місяць тому

      @@androidpillows he even has an "oshi-style fanbase" name now, the Googledebunkers.

  • @AexisRai
    @AexisRai 2 місяці тому

    great work on this video, keep it up my oshi has a music manager now so hopefully she can be less menhera t. Starknight

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      According to vt, the menhera makes it hotter

  • @frogoshi
    @frogoshi 2 місяці тому

    the hell are you talkin about man

  • @androidpillows
    @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

    Hello, This is the last video I make before I become a fulltime office employee. I hope to also have my own Pomu moment someday and make a living off of entertaining people and making them laugh. I'll keep making content, albeit at a slower rate. Also, as mentioned in my community post, my work won't be dedicated to dunking on Vtuber companies forever. I want to make content for other anime media, videogames, gundam, and plastic models. However, I won't abandon my post and stop doing Vtuber content. You'll still see plenty of me yet. Like a Tungsten Cat once said, "Vshojo's my fiesta 'til I f*cking die". Hololive, Phase Connect, Vshojo, and plenty more are part of my humor DNA for years to come. This video took me months to make. I spent my final summer as a free student making this video so I sincerely hope you enjoyed it and/or learned something. If this reaches the Niji-Defense Force and they come en masse, I'll be happy. I've waited for that day to come. The first comment I see taking a swing is going to warrant more videos and shorts from me. "Care to have a real fight? Let's see what you got up close and personal. Oder willst du weglaufen wie ein kleiner Junge?" -Richter, Titanfall 2

  • @diobrando1882
    @diobrando1882 2 місяці тому

    Say the word for fucks sake

    • @damianalexander4274
      @damianalexander4274 2 місяці тому

      which word dio?

    • @diobrando1882
      @diobrando1882 2 місяці тому

      @@damianalexander4274 suicide Ffs dude has literally 50 subs and cares about ad revenue lol

    • @diobrando1882
      @diobrando1882 2 місяці тому

      @@damianalexander4274 ok guess mate bans even the mentions of the word lol

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      @@diobrando1882I didn't ban anything. UA-cam has straight up been zapping comments positive or negative out of my comment section. For the record, I didn't explicitly say suicide because Hemmingway Special is a joke that I like.

  • @dsuffers3032
    @dsuffers3032 2 місяці тому

    Millie should take notes on how to actually make good satire Oh wait she can't. She's allegedly too busy in the background doing...whatever she is doing 😅

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      I'll teach her for the low low price of a yacht.

  • @F4uks-p9x
    @F4uks-p9x 2 місяці тому

    Nijisanji out here teaching us how to run a company by showing us what NOT to do. Also this felt pretty educational. I kneel.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      Bro nah didn't you hear all the nijisisters? They're bigger than Hololive by sheer numbers! They have to be doing something right!

  • @xijinping6289
    @xijinping6289 2 місяці тому

    Best guide Thx i'm going to do exactly the same

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      Go get em "Democratically elected president-emperor of China for life"

  • @belliebun4529
    @belliebun4529 2 місяці тому

    3:03 Good god, we’re busting out the *ancient* history. Old Snuffy feels like a decade ago.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      Good, never let her live it down. She brought this upon herself. No amount of Smilfy will cover this up.

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder 2 місяці тому

    Even with the shitty mic quality this is one of the best satire videos i have seen in a while, good job. There are big name channels that fail to produce good satire this good

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      I am fighting for my life out here with a blue yeti lmao Thank you for the compliment. My biggest issue is that this audio is heavily gated because I didn't realize my 3D printer running in the background could cause problems until it was too late!

    • @BruhCountBruh
      @BruhCountBruh 2 місяці тому

      @@androidpillowsthe blue yeti can be a good mic don't forget to remove background noise when processing audio you did a great job don't worry about it too much ily

  • @vega2270
    @vega2270 2 місяці тому

    Ah, yeah the fishman who offers coffee. RIP Tsunderia

  • @ipanesm
    @ipanesm 2 місяці тому

    This is such great content, i would sunscribe twice if i could

  • @GamerLudwig
    @GamerLudwig 2 місяці тому

    LMAO i didn't expect to see Miniminuteman here

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      He's one of the better educational channels on YT in recent years in terms of being casual and entertaining so I gotta pay my respects!

  • @Patch_5
    @Patch_5 2 місяці тому

    my head. i learned

  • @jando5980
    @jando5980 2 місяці тому

    Wait a company uuuuuh did what to a vtuber's taxes?

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      They offered to help her do her taxes as vtubing is a job with wages paid out by a company (if you're corporate). She accepted, they took her money, and then claimed they finished with the taxes. Come next tax season, she was notified by her local government that she is committing tax evasion. After she asks the company what happened, they revealed that they took her money to do company taxes and did absolutely nothing about her. All of a sudden, she owes the government a load of money and she had to liquidate her health insurance to pay off that debt. TL;DR the company offered to do her taxes, took the money, and didn't do anything.

    • @jando5980
      @jando5980 2 місяці тому

      @@androidpillows O-oh... I thought it was something like that but my disbelief was too strong

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      @@jando5980 Yeah no one wanted to believe it either but I gues someone's always gonna find some way to exploit a burgeoning industry.

    • @nitesy381
      @nitesy381 2 місяці тому

      Riku needs a new yacht.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      @@nitesy381 yachts for the yacht god, chuubas for the skull throne

  • @damianalexander4274
    @damianalexander4274 2 місяці тому

    Lower pyramid status is when you goon to your oshi Peak pyramid is when you goon WITH your oshi

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 2 місяці тому

      Goon tribute to Kiara when

    • @damianalexander4274
      @damianalexander4274 2 місяці тому

      ​@@androidpillows with the new outfits she's debuting with, I might have to add a new sauce to the KFP menu

  • @FeltyEmperor552
    @FeltyEmperor552 3 місяці тому

    What plane

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 3 місяці тому

      I originally responded but it appears that YT did not like my comment for describing the plane's armaments. It's the F2A-3 Buffalo. The MGs and payload are pretty good. Just be careful of the carrier takeoff.

    • @FeltyEmperor552
      @FeltyEmperor552 3 місяці тому

      @@androidpillows personally I main in the soveit tech tree?

    • @FeltyEmperor552
      @FeltyEmperor552 3 місяці тому

      Btw is this enlited

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 3 місяці тому

      @@FeltyEmperor552 Yeah it's enlisted

    • @FeltyEmperor552
      @FeltyEmperor552 3 місяці тому

      @androidpillows why is there a question mark there but I more prefer late game soviet tanks and some planes but the soviet air tree is really questionable and peaks at Il-10 beast in mid tier

  • @vergil_vt
    @vergil_vt 8 місяців тому

    Alright ramblers lets get rambling - Bain.

  • @assaulthetz
    @assaulthetz 8 місяців тому

    The bomb that made the public realize last year's Zaion's claims were actually real...

  • @Wadiyatalkinabeet_
    @Wadiyatalkinabeet_ 8 місяців тому

    WHEN I GET HIGH, HIGH OFF SPEED

  • @funnymango571
    @funnymango571 8 місяців тому

    i love you in a parasocial influencer way

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 8 місяців тому

      I have barely anything to go off of lol

  • @stevel8713
    @stevel8713 8 місяців тому

    Gayer than gay sex

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 8 місяців тому

      Gonna have to go on my OF for that

  • @cokemango
    @cokemango 8 місяців тому

    Please go to the gym.

  • @Spoodsy
    @Spoodsy 8 місяців тому

    bruh, there is no way youtube recommends me this and I proceed to click on it and watch it all the way through. the simulation is getting unhinged

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 8 місяців тому

      Bro I am so sorry but I hope it was at least fun

    • @skimmymilksclips7639
      @skimmymilksclips7639 8 місяців тому

      me too buddy... me too...

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 8 місяців тому

      @@skimmymilksclips7639 I feel bad for both of you guys. I am definitely not an AI generated to feed slop content to boost UA-cam advertisement rates.

  • @akifaiman7388
    @akifaiman7388 9 місяців тому

    Remember, no russian vibes

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 9 місяців тому

      I mean, I do have the other vid about Selen

  • @waterfall166_77
    @waterfall166_77 9 місяців тому

    drools

  • @Naelth
    @Naelth 9 місяців тому

    Keren

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 9 місяців тому

    Keep the pressure on boys. Teach these Japanese companies that while they can treat their own people like garbage, they can’t do the same outside of their borders. Push so hard to the average Japanese person wakes up to realize that the dystopia they live in is very much NOT normal and that they should not take it lying down.

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 9 місяців тому

      Bratty Japanese black company needs boycott correction 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

  • @androidpillows
    @androidpillows 9 місяців тому

    I was wondering why I suddenly got a spike in views and likes and I checked to see what stupid behavior Niji was indulging in now. My chips are down, /vt/ might lose it and drop 39Daph's address. Calling Selen a liar for not compromising her own privacy is insane.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 9 місяців тому

    1:15 *for those of you who remain? We are sorry* *although for two of you the darkest pits of Tartarus have opened to swallow you whole* *_so dont keep Tirek Waiting friends_*

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 9 місяців тому

      This comment gave me whiplash, a combined MLP *and* FNAF reference was *not* what I was expecting to see on this Nijisanji video.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 місяців тому

      @@astuteanansi4935 Hehe Sorry but also not sorry!

  • @grapicusdrinktus
    @grapicusdrinktus 9 місяців тому

    She surpassed Elira today. One boss down, two to go.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 9 місяців тому

      I really didn't wish for this to occur But it has to be this way

  • @stevel8713
    @stevel8713 9 місяців тому

    first

  • @BR-dj1bo
    @BR-dj1bo 9 місяців тому

    _Plays Razormind in the Background_

  • @isengarde9490
    @isengarde9490 9 місяців тому

    "Do you even know, how *fucked* you are?" -Doki-Dozer after Elira, Vox, and Ike's statement OR "You wanted me back, so I'm back!" Scarle-Cloaker after getting herself fired, vanishing for probably three months, and then casually joining Phase Connect to round it out.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 9 місяців тому

      Oh good god, former niji talents ending up in vshojo is already pretty hilarious, but if fishman ever "does the funny" my sides would be in fucking orbit. Imagine the fucking reputational damage for niji when the goddamn menhera coffee company manages to poach (or rather, save) their talents.

    • @thetrashman5811
      @thetrashman5811 2 місяці тому

      I'm sorry, I've been kinda living under a rock. Scarle what?

  • @roberthohman4637
    @roberthohman4637 9 місяців тому

    This whole affair will literally be remembered for I'd give it another year if not two....if niji didn't have their livers do that response it would have only been months before the noise quieted down

    • @androidpillows
      @androidpillows 9 місяців тому

      Yeah using three of your big earners as meat shields was a pretty bad idea.