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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • Today I play a Roblox roleplay type game and I decide that I own the chik fil a in the game.
    follow my ig here: / albertsstuff
    play here: www.roblox.com...

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  • @amy-8952
    @amy-8952 4 роки тому +10036

    Albert: “we don’t have burgers, he only have chicken”
    “Oh okay”
    Ablert “ *i am making the burgers* ”

    • @alexthecucumber9018
      @alexthecucumber9018 4 роки тому +56

      Xd

    • @caidenporter6618
      @caidenporter6618 4 роки тому +48

      lxvleyamelia owl house

    • @cocoroses
      @cocoroses 4 роки тому +445

      Congrats on getting pinned coz rarely people get pinned
      edit: why does this has so many likes lol this was supposed to be a normal comment but ok

    • @fatimagarcia4443
      @fatimagarcia4443 4 роки тому +204

      HE PIN YOUR COMMENT

    • @fruitnure
      @fruitnure 4 роки тому +150

      omg he pinned u

  • @PowerbangGaming
    @PowerbangGaming 4 роки тому +4211

    My daugther made it into your video today... you made her year man! Thanks for what you do! Take care :)

  • @Brandon0844
    @Brandon0844 4 роки тому +512

    I love how he gets into a server that's friendly and quiet and then starts a complete revolution. Truly...it's beautiful.

  • @Aurakin
    @Aurakin 4 роки тому +3126

    Tank top: memories run in of albert taking off his shirt in open mic night singing call me maybe

    • @chicken.5518
      @chicken.5518 4 роки тому +67

      same bro

    • @Aurakin
      @Aurakin 4 роки тому +22

      Prune Juice lol

    • @Vexspirellz
      @Vexspirellz 4 роки тому +19

      Y e s

    • @Aurakin
      @Aurakin 4 роки тому +18

      Ok I never had this many likes

    • @macyj.
      @macyj. 4 роки тому +15

      oml i was abt to comment that LMAO

  • @expertiselegends5306
    @expertiselegends5306 3 роки тому +91

    Nothing better than a ripped, lean bodybuilder with a top of appetizing dark humor.

  • @abbisanimals3854
    @abbisanimals3854 4 роки тому +392

    Albert: * wears tank top *
    Me: * Remebers when he did the wonderful high school performance *

    • @xv6qz
      @xv6qz 4 роки тому +8

      Little piggie loves OMG YASSSSSS

    • @whattheheooooo
      @whattheheooooo 4 роки тому +7

      OMG YESSSS 😂😂😂😂

    • @Luniyeo
      @Luniyeo 4 роки тому +4

      Little piggie loves LMFAOOOO

    • @sophiatherobloxian921
      @sophiatherobloxian921 4 роки тому +7

      Or him buff in one of his videos

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 4 роки тому +2

      *AlbertstuffVevo*

  • @Zhangqcarol
    @Zhangqcarol 4 роки тому +358

    Albert: **points gun at everyone**
    Also Albert: Why isn’t anyone coming in?

    • @gummimaci
      @gummimaci 4 роки тому +2

      LEGO Igor begger

    • @moonnnieee170
      @moonnnieee170 4 роки тому +4

      @@LEGO_Igor **trows water in da face**
      drink.

    • @janth619
      @janth619 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I subbed to you

    • @TMXToxic
      @TMXToxic 4 роки тому +1

      lul

    • @kioexclusive
      @kioexclusive 4 роки тому

      I’m so close to 200 subscribers! Any help will do! 💕

  • @daleroy306
    @daleroy306 3 роки тому +163

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
    Copy and paste this so albert can see.

  • @farmerwiththeshotgun142
    @farmerwiththeshotgun142 4 роки тому +609

    He wearing his tank top because he trying to show his big muscles to the hot babes

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 4 роки тому +785

    Albert: “lately I kinda pretend things don’t exist”
    The people in his basement: “so *thats* why he hasn’t fed us in 14 days”

  • @ev0738
    @ev0738 4 роки тому +42

    I had an awful day today. My computer died for good. An extremely expensive computer. I was also yelled at continuously by my mother for letting the dogs outside, and I was being ignored for a little bit. But this man. THIS MAN. Is the creator of all joy. All I can say is every time I am sad, I watch his videos. Love you flamingo and keep up the great content! Thank you for all you’ve done to me, all of the sadness I have escaped, all of the frowns turned upside down. Thank you!

    • @chickenbokernot2598
      @chickenbokernot2598 2 роки тому +3

      didn’t ask haha

    • @girlkiller
      @girlkiller Рік тому +31

      @@chickenbokernot2598 do you ever stop and think that:
      a. this comment is 2 years old
      b. your reply was also, infact, not asked for

    • @blainerific.
      @blainerific. Рік тому +9

      @@girlkillerhumbled him rq lmaoo

    • @BlitzyDIZ
      @BlitzyDIZ Рік тому +3

      @@blainerific. fr

    • @yvaeu
      @yvaeu Рік тому +4

      @@girlkillerlmfaoo u ate that up

  • @ershaplays9855
    @ershaplays9855 4 роки тому +162

    Game: has guns
    Flamingo: I’ll take your entire stock

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @macnmemes1131
      @macnmemes1131 4 роки тому +1

      copied comment but i agree

    • @mycat24
      @mycat24 4 роки тому +2

      I've seen this comment like 4 times

    • @rash7764
      @rash7764 4 роки тому +1

      @XDgamer420 ROBLOX stfu Karen

    • @voidd7378
      @voidd7378 4 роки тому

      I Am KevinBB OMG JUST SHUT UP-

  • @eliqcr
    @eliqcr 4 роки тому +474

    Albert: _doesn't wear sleeves_
    Everyone: *_The world turned upside down.._*

    • @waterman3783
      @waterman3783 4 роки тому +8

      @Fire Roblox Robux why tho

    • @reindele2372
      @reindele2372 4 роки тому +1

      Fire Roblox Robux you say give hate and u say stop reporting lmfao, stop copying epic dude.

    • @kioexclusive
      @kioexclusive 4 роки тому +1

      I’m so close to 200 subscribers! Any help will do! 💕

    • @moniamysp
      @moniamysp 4 роки тому +3

      @Fire Roblox Robux we see that you are one of bots that want to get hated

    • @uareloved_
      @uareloved_ 4 роки тому

      Fire Roblox Robux nope

  • @royalehighgeek5175
    @royalehighgeek5175 4 роки тому +20

    2:12 bakugo when he’s mad

  • @dealman100
    @dealman100 4 роки тому +145

    Any game with guns or admin:
    Flamingo: Ima ruin everyone's day.

    • @The.Nameless_User
      @The.Nameless_User 3 роки тому +3

      To be honest, if Albert tried to ruin my day, he’d honestly only make it better

  • @Bella-wd9sj
    @Bella-wd9sj 4 роки тому +207

    Albert: that was like a fnaf jumpscare
    Me: *gets scared from his scream*

  • @sid340
    @sid340 4 роки тому +131

    " will this be for takeout or delivery, sir ? *gets shot* "
    hmm guess it was takeout ://

  • @coltonlinde
    @coltonlinde 4 роки тому +12

    9:30 Ah yes, a recreation of Kira Yoshikage's death

  • @BreadsticksfromOliveGarden
    @BreadsticksfromOliveGarden 4 роки тому +96

    "He's hittin' a jig for chicken"
    -Albert 2020

  • @ironboiyt
    @ironboiyt 4 роки тому +75

    Me: *Seeing albert shirtless*
    Also me: *flashbacks Albert singing call me maybe on stage a couple years ago*

    • @ava-om2lx
      @ava-om2lx 4 роки тому +2

      Don’t bring me to that level of simp- 🐀

    • @xd-rp2rj
      @xd-rp2rj 4 роки тому +1

      y e s

    • @alyssa-wu7dt
      @alyssa-wu7dt 4 роки тому +1

      Where can i see it? i feel lile im missing out :,(

    • @jiavoury3871
      @jiavoury3871 4 роки тому +2

      @@alyssa-wu7dt Search up AlbertsStuffVEVO, call me maybe. ☺

    • @kaitlinsykes1474
      @kaitlinsykes1474 4 роки тому

      GNGYJTHETY SAME

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +5

    Flam: *Literally shoots a guy in the back of the head execution style with a shotgun.*
    Flam: "One of the best things in life."

  • @vanillaclouds5873
    @vanillaclouds5873 4 роки тому +358

    Albert: “I’m gonna blow your brains out”
    New viewers: what the-
    Us: This is normal

  • @bluejay_draws1598
    @bluejay_draws1598 4 роки тому +84

    Albert: *shoots someone*
    Also Albert: that’s the greatest thing in life (while laughing a little)

  • @probably_not_james7785
    @probably_not_james7785 4 роки тому +266

    People: Chick-fil-A is better than McDonald’s
    Chick-fil-A:
    Thx for likes

    • @whosbezu
      @whosbezu 4 роки тому +10

      Chick-fil-A is homophonic so i would have to pass on that

    • @MauveMimi
      @MauveMimi 4 роки тому +1

      gxirly oh wow really? That sucks ;( I really like it. Sadly I won’t be able to stop eating there because I don’t have a say so if we eat there.

    • @aartiia3924
      @aartiia3924 4 роки тому

      👁👄👁

    • @Ashley-su1yw
      @Ashley-su1yw 4 роки тому

      The Chick-fil-A drive-thru is also ALWAYS packed, cars wait on the road near the turn to the Chick-fil-A.

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 4 роки тому +2

      Btw chick fil a luckily stopped donating to anti-LGBTQ+ things (idk how to speak English lol) probably because a lot of us gæs kinda infiltrated lol it’s weird to say out loud but it’s true

  • @jennyevelasquez
    @jennyevelasquez 4 роки тому +9

    Me: at school thinking all the guys are ugly
    Albert in a tank top : 🥵😳🥰💕🦋

  • @4slug
    @4slug 4 роки тому +111

    We have to dress code Albert for showing his shoulders, finna make the boys act up smh

  • @gluesticks7915
    @gluesticks7915 4 роки тому +101

    Nobody:
    Albert: "Uh.. just uh.. end this guy's life."

    • @alicelikesdandelions
      @alicelikesdandelions 4 роки тому +2

      Read this when it happened exactly

    • @DSTRYLNLY24
      @DSTRYLNLY24 4 роки тому +2

      I just saw what I read

    • @Funnygusiwk69
      @Funnygusiwk69 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I was like this then someone liked like right next when I was about to

    • @DJLitty
      @DJLitty 4 роки тому +1

      You posted three times

    • @kellyrodela1075
      @kellyrodela1075 4 роки тому +2

      That guy is me

  • @Hannah-lt4lu
    @Hannah-lt4lu 4 роки тому +66

    Nobody:
    Albert: i try to forget things lately, releases stress, my bills are piling up and im getting evicted.

    • @emersandy7179
      @emersandy7179 4 роки тому +7

      •lillylolli• omg I should try that 😗👌🏻

    • @1967buickriviera
      @1967buickriviera 4 роки тому +5

      @No Oo You have the ability to scroll past the comment and ignore it, but instead you decide to tell someone to shut up. Get a life and leave people alone.

    • @1967buickriviera
      @1967buickriviera 4 роки тому +3

      @No Oo imagine telling people to shut up because of what they like. Too bad if someone likes gacha, it's what they enjoy. It doesn't affect you, does it? All I see when I click on your profile picture and see your comment history is negative comments. Do you not have anything better to do? Do anything else that isn't pick on people and insult them. Also, why would I tell you to shut up, when the exact reason I said anything was to keep you from telling other people to shut up? That completely contradicts the reason I said anything.

    • @iforgor7883
      @iforgor7883 4 роки тому

      @No Oo Fiesty, aren't you?

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 4 роки тому +385

    Game: has guns
    Albert: *ill take your entire stock*

    • @teamvatal5531
      @teamvatal5531 4 роки тому

      Yeet LMFAO GUYS!! Im really CLOSE to 1k anyone MIND helping me ❤️🙏😍

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @vannish3k686
      @vannish3k686 4 роки тому +1

      @@teamvatal5531 nope

    • @vannish3k686
      @vannish3k686 4 роки тому +1

      @Fire Roblox Robux no

    • @ss-wu4xk
      @ss-wu4xk 4 роки тому

      Nice pfp

  • @therandomshow1474
    @therandomshow1474 4 роки тому +6

    "This guy's probably a psychopath in real life"

  • @fairytwinkle9701
    @fairytwinkle9701 4 роки тому +229

    albert: “ *im hot and my car is stuck* “
    very wise words

    • @hydramxoon918
      @hydramxoon918 4 роки тому +1

      It’s a perfect combination

    • @karonposey5137
      @karonposey5137 4 роки тому

      MMS_Assassin yes it is

    • @lovelygaming127
      @lovelygaming127 4 роки тому +1

      Forget the my car is stuck , you don’t need it

    • @hydramxoon918
      @hydramxoon918 4 роки тому +1

      That doesn’t make sense

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj 4 роки тому

      @@hydramxoon918 oh yes it does buster

  • @haileysdream893
    @haileysdream893 4 роки тому +44

    albert: *steals a mans truck*
    the man: "step on it"
    albert: "THERE'S TO MANY DEAD PEOPLE"

  • @larrii
    @larrii 4 роки тому +77

    Albert: We are open at Chik-Fil-A!
    A few moments later: DIE DIE DIE DIE-
    *I can confirm that that is the best costumer service I have ever witnessed.*

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @teamvatal5531
      @teamvatal5531 4 роки тому

      If I get to 1k, I will literally drink water 💦

    • @larrii
      @larrii 4 роки тому +5

      This reply section is full of bots lmao💀

    • @sham9505
      @sham9505 4 роки тому

      Stinky Piggy :b I know right XD

    • @st1ckerz
      @st1ckerz 4 роки тому

      O-O

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 роки тому +2

    Florida: *Is sunshine state* Los Angeles: *hold my beer*

  • @gluesticks7915
    @gluesticks7915 4 роки тому +131

    Nobody:
    Albert: "Nobody is coming to my store. I'm going to start shooting."

    • @xxlittleweebxx9808
      @xxlittleweebxx9808 4 роки тому +2

      Classic Albert for u there 😂

    • @zwilder1
      @zwilder1 4 роки тому +1

      NOO DONT KILL NOBODY!!

    • @imbored3470
      @imbored3470 4 роки тому

      its now chicfila its bloodfila cause people shooting theyre self and all blood come out at da spawn near da bloodfila

    • @dlcgaming9564
      @dlcgaming9564 4 роки тому

      @@imbored3470 What?

    • @mayhemical
      @mayhemical 4 роки тому +2

      Linda Chey Thank you for your service, brother.

  • @theoo0rt
    @theoo0rt 4 роки тому +36

    "This guy is probably a psychopath" Albert after killing 4 people.

  • @qtvva
    @qtvva 4 роки тому +92

    WHEN IT SAYS 4 MINUTES AGO:
    EVERYONE: **LIKES IT IMMEDIATELY**

  • @SlickGokuYT
    @SlickGokuYT 28 днів тому +1

    *gives food*
    Albert 1 second later: "Woah!" *Shoots* "Stop enjoying your meal."

  • @josephinesyoutubechannel1770
    @josephinesyoutubechannel1770 4 роки тому +241

    Flamingo: we don’t have burgers
    The whole entire game: can I have a burger

    • @imdumb8826
      @imdumb8826 4 роки тому +3

      KKEVIN BB 7 are you just doing this to give ppl attention?

    • @Ms.Invisible23
      @Ms.Invisible23 4 роки тому +1

      Albert:NOOO WE SELL CHICKEN
      The server: can we have pizza then?

    • @syrum8629
      @syrum8629 4 роки тому

      Josephines UA-cam channel a

    • @6BA5fr
      @6BA5fr 4 роки тому

      I went a burger

  • @DillaDoncic
    @DillaDoncic 4 роки тому +72

    Albert: "I LIVE IN FLORIDA AND ITS HOT!"
    Texans: "Mans not hot"

  • @z_remium2102
    @z_remium2102 4 роки тому +138

    "I know intensity, but nothing's as intense as Takis."
    - John Cena 2020

    • @rash7764
      @rash7764 4 роки тому +1

      *confused screaming*

    • @rash7764
      @rash7764 4 роки тому +4

      @XDgamer420 ROBLOX stfu

    • @bruhdenlol5074
      @bruhdenlol5074 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @gL0ssY
      @gL0ssY 4 роки тому +4

      @XDgamer420 ROBLOX No one asked or cares cause everyone likes flamingo.

    • @monke8601
      @monke8601 4 роки тому

      Lol I always see that ad

  • @frog-jd5qg
    @frog-jd5qg 6 місяців тому +2

    we need more tank top albert OML

  • @vez1906
    @vez1906 4 роки тому +121

    nobody:
    literally nobody in the entire world:
    albert: shooting people at chic fil a :)

  • @lsorange460
    @lsorange460 4 роки тому +107

    1:51 "Oh god he has a gun"
    Inventory: AR, Shotgun, Pistol, Sniper,

  • @mariecooke5590
    @mariecooke5590 4 роки тому +93

    Albert: my car is stuck
    Someone else: not me not me!

    • @lakota7683
      @lakota7683 3 роки тому +2

      I read this at the exact moment it happend and yes scare me is yes =

    • @gxothix5651
      @gxothix5651 3 роки тому

      LOL I read this at the same time

  • @ErrNOT
    @ErrNOT 2 роки тому +1

    6:24 Damn i love that part with Ghillie terrorists,that makes me want to play this game so much...

  • @vdawgvinny
    @vdawgvinny 4 роки тому +41

    “We driving on the road because we’re A M E R I C A N”
    People who drive on the left: We don’t do that here

    • @kqexzz
      @kqexzz 4 роки тому +2

      Laughs in English

    • @gro4352
      @gro4352 4 роки тому

      Yea lol

    • @mckxnzic9519
      @mckxnzic9519 4 роки тому

      @Avak The noob in the description it will say: play the game press the link after that and it will take u there. :)

    • @AHKPRODUCTIONSS
      @AHKPRODUCTIONSS 4 роки тому

      *laughs in B R I T I S H*

    • @shadaalomeri5936
      @shadaalomeri5936 4 роки тому +1

      ?? XD

  • @FinshsGaming
    @FinshsGaming 4 роки тому +110

    The real beta IS HOT GARBO
    same for eljiah

    • @veyko1746
      @veyko1746 4 роки тому

      Loa9lo

    • @Trilix.
      @Trilix. 4 роки тому

      My mom told me that if I get 60 likes on my newest video she will buy me a new pc so i can upgrade my content! I needed that Begging you🥺😞😞

    • @KreekCraftsDad
      @KreekCraftsDad 4 роки тому

      exactly

    • @jeorxy4617
      @jeorxy4617 4 роки тому

      Trilix ew stop begging little kid

    • @mileynetwork
      @mileynetwork 4 роки тому

      Trilix I-

  • @justinjustinjustin1747
    @justinjustinjustin1747 4 роки тому +34

    Nobody:
    Me: *albert is wearing a tank top*

    • @Sxvage1K
      @Sxvage1K 4 роки тому +1

      No Oo bro y u discriminating if they like gacha then they like it. I don’t see a problem unless that gacha user makes inappropriate content.

  • @Ja_mm
    @Ja_mm 4 роки тому +1

    Flamingo: *SERVES FOOD*
    Customer: manager pls
    Flamingo: *SHOOTS KAREN*
    Cops: *doesn't care*
    Cops mind: don't shoot flimflam, don't shoot flimflam

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
    @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 роки тому +170

    "We're driving on the right side of the road because we're american"
    162 other countries: instant citizenship

  • @nova-ef2sx
    @nova-ef2sx 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine walking into a chick fil a and u just see the cashier reloading some guns

  • @defygrav1ty426
    @defygrav1ty426 4 роки тому +59

    Albert: Im currently ignoring stuff!
    Kristin: *cries softly in bathroom *

  • @IrlMimaKirigoe
    @IrlMimaKirigoe 4 роки тому +35

    Albert: There are guns in this game,
    Everyone: We all now what this means

  • @彡Ø丅REAŁ彡
    @彡Ø丅REAŁ彡 3 роки тому +5

    At 3:35 the way albert's smile just dropped makes me sad..it reminds me of the time I used to be depressed...the music totally make it extra sad for me it also reminded me of a lot of bad stuff that happened in my past...

  • @rintree7168
    @rintree7168 4 роки тому +28

    “Is this guy alright? He is still dead.”
    -Albert

  • @camryn33100
    @camryn33100 4 роки тому +76

    Never thought I would see the day of when Albert has a full on mustache

  • @Elienaii.
    @Elienaii. 4 роки тому +3

    When ablbert said there was only chicken i thought he was going to say "i am the chicken"

  • @akira_hell0
    @akira_hell0 4 роки тому +111

    Let’s hope he was joking about the bills and him getting evicted

    • @youtuberats2848
      @youtuberats2848 4 роки тому +4

      Yes ik lol

    • @shoruda
      @shoruda 4 роки тому +7

      Of course he is, he gets a lot of money from UA-cam

    • @minidreadproductions2566
      @minidreadproductions2566 4 роки тому

      Axel J r/whooosh

    • @anthonylomeli9272
      @anthonylomeli9272 4 роки тому +6

      @@minidreadproductions2566 not a woooosh moment but ok.

    • @hey-vd9fo
      @hey-vd9fo 4 роки тому +4

      B14CK R34P3R then i’ll say your a kid who like shooting games

  • @gluesticks7915
    @gluesticks7915 4 роки тому +56

    Albert: "Alright, I'll get this business booming."
    Albert Right After: **shoots someone to death** Ha ha! Ha ha!

  • @funeraltomcat6839
    @funeraltomcat6839 4 роки тому +1

    LITERALLY.
    KIRSTEN IS SO FREAKING LUCKY TO BE HIS GIRL----
    LIKE SIS-..WE ALL ENVY YOU.

  • @bellablue8646
    @bellablue8646 4 роки тому +30

    Albert: I live in Florida
    Me: Realizes he is the *Florida Man*

    • @alyssa-wu7dt
      @alyssa-wu7dt 4 роки тому +7

      Oh yea, its all coming together..

    • @ItsActuallySaturn
      @ItsActuallySaturn 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah we should panic.
      *spams emergency button-*

  • @buster7432
    @buster7432 4 роки тому +37

    Albert: “We're open at-“
    Then me: -Gets an add for toothpaste-

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @kqexzz
      @kqexzz 4 роки тому

      Laughs in UA-cam premium

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 роки тому

      :O

    • @callmebongos
      @callmebongos 4 роки тому

      @Max laughs in youtube premium is actually kinda pointless,
      laughs in ads only take like 5 seconds out of your day,
      laughs in why would you want to watch a youtube video in the background and not actually see what's going on?
      Also for anyone who is going to claim I'm jealous, I'm really not. Why would I be jealous about wasting money?
      I'm just stating my honest opinion, that's not jealousy.

    • @froggyurmom1704
      @froggyurmom1704 4 роки тому

      @@kqexzz bbruh, if you support flamingo, WHY DONT YOU GIVE HIM 2 PENNYS

  • @snowycon4986
    @snowycon4986 4 роки тому +45

    When’s there’s guns in a roleplay game,
    Albert: *Its free real estate*

    • @etsmp_gh
      @etsmp_gh 4 роки тому

      “Who's been a TRUE fan of “ALBERT” for OVER a YEAR”😇"
      (ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴛᴡ)📩
      🕴

    • @baconwithagun3901
      @baconwithagun3901 4 роки тому +1

      @Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no

    • @2bangchan
      @2bangchan 4 роки тому +1

      Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 it’s you again! :0

    • @baconwithagun3901
      @baconwithagun3901 4 роки тому +1

      @@etsmp_gh get out

    • @marcelaalvarenga4333
      @marcelaalvarenga4333 4 роки тому

      no

  • @VaderProductions76
    @VaderProductions76 2 роки тому +2

    Original idea by: @Dale Roy
    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see.
    Copy and paste this so albert can see.

  • @mochaplayzxp865
    @mochaplayzxp865 4 роки тому +54

    Did anyone notice- Albert is growing a moustache-
    Thanks for the likes-

    • @LitRandomness
      @LitRandomness 4 роки тому +2

      he’s had that moustache for a while

    • @tonygwynn5909
      @tonygwynn5909 4 роки тому +2

      anybody notice you’ve been watching flamingo since tuesday?

    • @cgt9739
      @cgt9739 4 роки тому

      XDgamer420 ROBLOX shut up buster.

    • @user-sl6tq1if7v
      @user-sl6tq1if7v 4 роки тому

      @I Am KevinBB shut

    • @user-sl6tq1if7v
      @user-sl6tq1if7v 4 роки тому

      @Hey hey shut

  • @georgequalls6906
    @georgequalls6906 4 роки тому +32

    *ShoOtS* “See ya in 30 seconds bUsTeR”- Alberto/Flamingo/Rat Lord 2020

  • @Jack-lz9tt
    @Jack-lz9tt 4 роки тому +14

    2:25 "Get some food at Chick-Fil-A, It's to *die* for!"
    Albert, your a bloody genius.

    • @fsgreg
      @fsgreg 4 роки тому

      Of course you would say that you're flowey, a evil blood sucking flower

    • @Jack-lz9tt
      @Jack-lz9tt 4 роки тому +2

      And you're a human which are destroying not only the flowers, but the entire planet we live on. You're point?

  • @OnurKRB
    @OnurKRB 3 роки тому +3

    albert: we dont have burgers we only have chicken
    chicken burger: *intensifies*

  • @jihadpromax3520
    @jihadpromax3520 4 роки тому +47

    People: *come in store*
    Albert: So anyways I started blasting.
    Edit: good ebening from romania. I got likes and I'm happy

    • @Phsyce
      @Phsyce 4 роки тому

      Are you ratitoulli

    • @jihadpromax3520
      @jihadpromax3520 4 роки тому +1

      @@Phsyce mess with ratatouille. You get stabatoulie

    • @Phsyce
      @Phsyce 4 роки тому +1

      The Rat With a knife 😬
      👉👈

    • @jihadpromax3520
      @jihadpromax3520 4 роки тому +2

      @@Phsyce I'm shy tee hee

  • @irisjung9810
    @irisjung9810 4 роки тому +43

    Albert: I'm starting to hear some gunshots"
    Me: "Oh ok, then it is America"

  • @noah.7445
    @noah.7445 4 роки тому +33

    (Ingame) Gun shop dealer: Alrighty, how many weapons do you want?
    Albert: *Yes*

    • @FloMillitary
      @FloMillitary 4 роки тому

      banned for saying Yes

    • @aguywithafish
      @aguywithafish 4 роки тому

      @XDgamer420 ROBLOX no one cares and nobody ask

  • @kelp02
    @kelp02 3 роки тому +1

    albert's clothes:
    me: understandable

  • @timebreaker4700
    @timebreaker4700 4 роки тому +15

    Any game: **exists**
    Albert: *W H E R E. A R E. T H E. G U N S ?*

    • @teamvatal5531
      @teamvatal5531 4 роки тому

      Yeet!! LOL LMAO! I’m really close to 1k anyone mind helping me ❤️😁🙏 (I’m literally subbing to everyone that subs me! No scam)

    • @timebreaker4700
      @timebreaker4700 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao my reply section became captured by these annoying bot spammers

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • @1DerekNinjaKidYT
    @1DerekNinjaKidYT 4 роки тому +36

    When Flamingo Posts A Vid
    Everyone: *Goes To Comments*

    • @NickV1327
      @NickV1327 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @car9640
      @car9640 4 роки тому +1

      *finds spam comments instead of normal comments*

    • @kiven3745
      @kiven3745 4 роки тому

      My mom said if I could get 2k likes on my new video she'll buy me a professional setup so I could upgrade my content. Please please all I ask is for a like. Please and thank you 🥂

    • @catsomg
      @catsomg 4 роки тому

      and?

    • @cozyzz9946
      @cozyzz9946 4 роки тому

      THIS IS SO TRUE THO-

  • @junabugs
    @junabugs 3 роки тому +2

    7:25 "they just killed all of us"
    *the ad that plays*: everything is fine (is a webtoon story)

  • @danielleholverson7202
    @danielleholverson7202 4 роки тому +11

    Flamingo: wants people to buy stuff
    Also flamingo: “Hey stop enjoying a meal.”

  • @zoeoryx5321
    @zoeoryx5321 4 роки тому +61

    Albert: **shoots body**
    “Oh”
    Albert: “come get the food”
    Edit: I just come back to the video scroll down to my comment and see 61 likes! Tysm :3

  • @v0id627
    @v0id627 4 роки тому +19

    "So there are guns in this game"
    Albert showing how american he is
    - Colorized 2020

  • @maxmiller4590
    @maxmiller4590 3 роки тому +1

    albert: american car american guns.
    alberts mind: i'm a man.
    alberts backround: DOG MAN

  • @gym2152
    @gym2152 4 роки тому +14

    Albert: wears a tank top
    Me: why aren’t you wearing flim flam merch

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @teamvatal5531
      @teamvatal5531 4 роки тому

      If I get to 1k, I will literally drink water 💦

    • @gym2152
      @gym2152 4 роки тому +1

      I Am KevinBB stfu

  • @blueknight8745
    @blueknight8745 4 роки тому +17

    “I work at Chick-Fil-A and I’m a Chick” - “Albert”

    • @chifuyucodm9892
      @chifuyucodm9892 4 роки тому +1

      "I work as a chick at Chick-Fil-A"
      -Albert Aretz

  • @lt_sith17
    @lt_sith17 4 роки тому +19

    Nobody: Albert: Get some food at Chick-fil-A (gun shots) its to die for

  • @ninjarobotg
    @ninjarobotg 2 роки тому +1

    Albert literally speedran corrupting the government in a ROBLOX game by going on his main account, remarkable.

  • @mew8503
    @mew8503 4 роки тому +26

    Some Random person: what if he wants ken not Barbie?
    Albert: Step on it!!
    Me: What if life wants ken not Barbie-

  • @ibraheem.4200
    @ibraheem.4200 4 роки тому +16

    I've literally never seen Albert wearing a tanktop

    • @alyssam198
      @alyssam198 4 роки тому

      Him singing Call me maybe

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • @imposterwasnottheimposter3852
    @imposterwasnottheimposter3852 4 роки тому +17

    Albert: put away the gun your scarring me-
    Also Albert: *Has gun in hands shooting people*

  • @aspectcrow
    @aspectcrow 3 роки тому

    7:55 Albert: la la la la just crossing the street
    me: *giggles*

  • @Audyfatbody
    @Audyfatbody 4 роки тому +15

    Albert: *murders someone* “That is the best thing in life.”
    Me: Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @thatgachatuber2441
    @thatgachatuber2441 4 роки тому +61

    Nobody is talking about albert being hot on his sleeveless shirt🔪

    • @sydveon6812
      @sydveon6812 4 роки тому +8

      I WAS HOPING ID SEE SOMEONE SAY IT CAUSE DAMN IM THIRSTING

    • @derpderpo1940
      @derpderpo1940 4 роки тому +3

      ...

    • @rx.queen13
      @rx.queen13 4 роки тому +9

      Only reason I came to the comments

    • @uselessSam
      @uselessSam 4 роки тому +5

      Yah man I was waiting the whole time for him to raise his hands

    • @sydveon6812
      @sydveon6812 4 роки тому +1

      yas todoroki icon me too

  • @___-ec7fp
    @___-ec7fp 4 роки тому +10

    *You probably fail a lot of stuff too*
    My math homework: let me introduce myself

  • @LeoDacoolboi
    @LeoDacoolboi 3 роки тому +1

    Random girl:hey I would lie to
    Albert:YOU WOULD LIE TO HOW?!!

  • @maxjun6067
    @maxjun6067 4 роки тому +30

    Albert: WE HAVE NO BURGER
    A little after but still Albert: This is me making the BURGERS

  • @scrubble2262
    @scrubble2262 4 роки тому +27

    When I saw Albert with a tank-top "Uhh this isn't normal."

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 4 роки тому +4

      Righttt🥴 goddamn

    • @idkidk5000
      @idkidk5000 4 роки тому +4

      He do got dem muscle

    • @gabby4740
      @gabby4740 4 роки тому

      @@obesekaren ew stop

    • @gabby4740
      @gabby4740 4 роки тому

      @@idkidk5000 dont sexualize him, thats so weird like omfg

    • @gabby4740
      @gabby4740 4 роки тому

      @@user-gl2he2gh8u kinda not funny

  • @gxothix5651
    @gxothix5651 3 роки тому +1

    Albert:THERES A MURDERER IN MY STORE!!!!
    The murderer:albert

  • @julieoakes8737
    @julieoakes8737 4 роки тому +47

    Hey Albert, I wanted to let you know: You are amazing, You are inspiring, You are worthy, You are loved, You are kind, You are funny, When I am feeling down I go to you, During hard times you make me laugh, There is never a time where I haven’t laughed at your videos, If I haven’t found your channel I wouldn’t be myself, You are a big part of my life, You should NOT be getting hate. I am a huge fan.

    • @slateskinn
      @slateskinn 4 роки тому +3

    • @areyouasfruityasme861
      @areyouasfruityasme861 4 роки тому +4

      How come Albert pins somebody who does a bad comment but doesn’t pin you

    • @joel8944
      @joel8944 4 роки тому

      Albert doesn’t always look in comments and he always pins himself or a friend never another person unless it’s a good comment

    • @lumitys.limelight5886
      @lumitys.limelight5886 4 роки тому +1

      I'm so thankful you wrote this. Peace and love to all Flamingo fans and to Albert, of course. I bought his merch. 100 dollars worth of it. I respect you Albert, and I'm proud you wore a tank top. You deserve NO hate. In fact, you deserve all the love in the world. :D

    • @lumitys.limelight5886
      @lumitys.limelight5886 4 роки тому +2

      @Orange-inal_Juice He apologised for that. I'm sure your not that old... you should know that. :/

  • @amna3684
    @amna3684 4 роки тому +11

    Albert: *Florida is hot*
    People in California: *tHiS sTaTe iS oN fIrEeEeEee*

    • @jakobsscoots5924
      @jakobsscoots5924 4 роки тому

      U know what this game is called

    • @amna3684
      @amna3684 4 роки тому

      @@jakobsscoots5924 Berkeley County, CN

    • @Astralr
      @Astralr 4 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @amna3684
      @amna3684 4 роки тому

      @@Astralr what?-

    • @amna3684
      @amna3684 4 роки тому

      @@jakobsscoots5924 it's also the in the description

  • @scribblelid2589
    @scribblelid2589 4 роки тому +15

    10/10
    "please help" -featured five star review

    • @_playa_
      @_playa_ 4 роки тому

      ??? Bot

    • @scribblelid2589
      @scribblelid2589 4 роки тому

      @@_playa_ bold of you to assume im not an infant

    • @_playa_
      @_playa_ 4 роки тому

      @@scribblelid2589 ok ur not a bot good

    • @_playa_
      @_playa_ 4 роки тому

      @@scribblelid2589 and I don't really think of saying that

  • @taylor.unknown
    @taylor.unknown 3 роки тому +1

    *Me eating Chick-Fil-A during this video*

  • @issco6493
    @issco6493 4 роки тому +14

    Love how the first question he asks: “Are there any guns in this game?”

    • @mageenta
      @mageenta 4 роки тому +1

      America moment

    • @Captain_ZER0
      @Captain_ZER0 4 роки тому +1

      I love you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @teamvatal5531
      @teamvatal5531 4 роки тому

      Yeet lmao I’m really close to 1k anyone mind helping ❤️😄🙏

    • @KaizoCPFC
      @KaizoCPFC 4 роки тому +1

      Always his first line

    • @hunterkemmet4394
      @hunterkemmet4394 4 роки тому +2

      He forgot the beer