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  • @roymustxng
    @roymustxng 7 місяців тому +1196

    Ppl always want to freeze time for NSFW purposes. I always wanted it but for a different reason. Imagine your alarm going off at some ungodly hour in the morning, just for you to pause time and get an extra three hours of sleep. Tremendous.

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 7 місяців тому +23

      That wouldnt even work the way you think it would

    • @roymustxng
      @roymustxng 7 місяців тому +424

      @@1234ideclareathumbwar_2 mf it’s my power. How’re you gonna tell me how it does or doesn’t work

    • @alexcrawford300
      @alexcrawford300 7 місяців тому +70

      Yeah but you would age faster, Cause time stops for others but youre still moving forward in time.

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 7 місяців тому +31

      @@roymustxng If time freezes so does the atoms in your body and brain, and even if they dont then the atoms in the air would freeze making it so you cant move or breath or see

    • @pingpong607
      @pingpong607 7 місяців тому +244

      ​@@1234ideclareathumbwar_2bruh this is just another "being invisible sucks cause light needs to bounce off eyeball" type shit isn't it?
      Yeah yeah most superpowers suck and don't work when you bring real life psychics. Like super strength and speed.
      But they're *superpowers*, so I'll add as many asterisks as I need to make the powers functions. Like being able to fucking move in a time stop.

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +859

    Controlling Luck is extremely underrated. Imagine controlling every situation, winning every encounter and save yourself from every problem. Depending on mastery you could change the way isotopes decay and stuff like this. Infinite possibilities. Imagine giving you a 20 roll and your enemies a 1 every time you want.

    • @Rpzz0
      @Rpzz0 7 місяців тому +33

      That's actually a fairly good choice

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 7 місяців тому +69

      how is that underrated? it's legit the most powerful superpower

    • @coca-cole-a9440
      @coca-cole-a9440 7 місяців тому +31

      You could just make a living just by driving to different casinos and making bank

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +29

      @@satgurs it's never mentioned in lists like these

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому +25

      At some point with that power I'd just see what the limit is, to a degree not quite like jumping off a skyscraper or something crazy like that, but literally throwing away a 20 dollar bill and seeing if I can manifest 40 somehow.

  • @Luken_2487
    @Luken_2487 7 місяців тому +1268

    Maybe the strongest superpower is the friends we make along the way.

  • @justsomehungarian
    @justsomehungarian 7 місяців тому +542

    Best superpower is one that the cia doesn't hunt you down over.

    • @calibvr
      @calibvr 7 місяців тому

      cia cant do anything domestically

    • @titan4257
      @titan4257 7 місяців тому +18

      What's the CIA going to do about the infinity stones?

    • @justsomehungarian
      @justsomehungarian 7 місяців тому +36

      @@titan4257 that's why it's the best superpower.

    • @uc22_swo1p
      @uc22_swo1p 7 місяців тому +14

      The best superpowers are the once’s where the cia can’t hunt you over it because they either can’t stop you.
      Or don’t find out about it. Either duo to the power intrinsically or by using it the right way.

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 7 місяців тому

      based name

  • @marconarvaez9871
    @marconarvaez9871 7 місяців тому +275

    This is gonna sound dumb but summoning pillows is a very good power.
    Fall damage? Giant pillow.
    Crashing? Giant pillow.
    Drowning? Pïllow raft.
    Fire? Fireproof pillows (they exist).
    Getting mugged? Pillow rain.
    Getting shot? 9 pillows stop a 9mm.
    Fleeing? Summon pillows behind you to propel yourself, and a giant one in front to cushion when stopping.
    Flight? Same as before, but on your feet.
    And that's not taking into account chinese rock pillows...

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 7 місяців тому +52

      what i got from this is that it is 1 pillow for every mm of bullet

    • @LucasImpulse
      @LucasImpulse 7 місяців тому +7

      @@yaboi7239 ATF lawmaker, is that you?

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 7 місяців тому +21

      Literally anything is godlike with a few seconds thought, I’m glad someone is in the comments adding powers that aren’t just obviously godhood and actually have creativity behind them

    • @The_Meatslug
      @The_Meatslug 6 місяців тому +7

      and you can become a pillow seller

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 6 місяців тому +1

      Well you just made it OP. I could make slapping someone really OP if I said that I can just automatically slap them five times at 200 MPH before they can react

  • @ZillaZilla024
    @ZillaZilla024 7 місяців тому +113

    1:16
    Usually not the type to do this, but I gotta defend the time freeze from the slander. I could take so much time to just sleep. Procrastination would be so much more convenient. I could take more time to think out decisions and I could make last minute test studies easy. I’d become the best Uber guy. I’d troll friends super hard. I could basically teleport anywhere. The only drawback is that idk if I age during time stop. If I age, I don’t know if I’d want it more than other powers.
    I understand your reasoning for it sucking, but it’s so useful. I’ll stop yapping now

    • @1234ideclareathumbwar_2
      @1234ideclareathumbwar_2 7 місяців тому

      freezing time also freezes atoms and literally everything including stuff in ur brain so you wouldnt be concious, be able to see, hear or do literally anything

  • @SiberianRifleman
    @SiberianRifleman 7 місяців тому +127

    I haven't finished the vid, but I'm commenting for the algorithm, thus increasing the networth of the Trolley Corporation.

  • @Darth_Bateman
    @Darth_Bateman 7 місяців тому +135

    Power over heat is EXTREMELY underrated.
    heat is nothing but atoms moving.
    You can use it to make yourself faster, make your body stronger, or to literally just burn anything you want to the ground.
    Or Freeze people in place.
    You can even create a "Domain" by altering the heat of the air.

    • @Freelix2000
      @Freelix2000 7 місяців тому +30

      Unless it is implied that you don't have precise enough control to move atoms in a meaningful way to change structures of molecules, create sound, or move whole objects, which I think is a fair assumption because none of those things would be classified as heat. Would still be a dope power though because you could instantly boil your enemies, produce your own energy, survive extreme climates by regulating your own temperature, and cook your Hot Pocket without a microwave

    • @averagegamer6831
      @averagegamer6831 7 місяців тому +8

      Coffin of the iron mountain?

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +6

      One of these powers where the true power relies on the cleverness and creativity of the author.

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 місяців тому +3

      @@averagegamer6831 I expanded the target to Burn The World itself. You were magnificent, averagegamer6831. I'll never forget you for as long as I live!

    • @henrydao7260
      @henrydao7260 7 місяців тому +2

      @@averagegamer6831 Jogoat

  • @Barack_Obamna
    @Barack_Obamna 7 місяців тому +377

    Nah fr tho I would prolly want invisibility, time-stop, or mind control 😈

    • @SiberianRifleman
      @SiberianRifleman 7 місяців тому

      Freaky Obama, next you're gonna tell me you will constantly chew gum, put it out of your mouth and put it back in.

    • @ChiefTJBallout
      @ChiefTJBallout 7 місяців тому +180

      lock this guy up

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 місяців тому +51

      Lock him up.

    • @kmosh8573
      @kmosh8573 7 місяців тому +32

      chill barrack

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 7 місяців тому

      Ngl If i had mind control i'd control world leaders to make myself Dictator of earth

  • @Brambrew
    @Brambrew 7 місяців тому +88

    Omnilingualism is extremely underrated
    Being able to speak and understand all languages has a lot of utility
    Problem is, most of the superhero genre hyperfocuses on offensive abilities and doesn't represent defensive or support abilities very well

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 7 місяців тому +4

      Well, it's not as if there wasn't a super hero with that exact super power in one of the bigger comic book titles in the eighties.

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 7 місяців тому +3

      best defense is a very strong offense

    • @henrynagel7175
      @henrynagel7175 7 місяців тому +4

      Not to mention speaking multiple languages is very good for the brain into old age, and can prevent Alzheimer’s and dementia

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 7 місяців тому +3

      @@henrynagel7175 but it didn't help against Cyphers only weakness, bullets.

    • @Appropriatenamenumbervalid
      @Appropriatenamenumbervalid 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@danvernier198 thats my weakness too,what a coincidence

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos 7 місяців тому +26

    If I had the ability to freeze time, I would take SO many naps you have no idea.

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 4 місяці тому +2

      @@NineHundredDollarydoos the prevailing theory is that you not only need to be conscious but require INTENSE focus to do so.
      Also, how does your time stop work?
      Do you “slip” into a space between seconds?
      Or do you “take” the entire world and stop it?

  • @lafgaming5260
    @lafgaming5260 7 місяців тому +7

    The "Hey, don't forget humble." at 3:34 had me laughing so hard, and the potential name of apathetic twig.

  • @mrhalfsaid1389
    @mrhalfsaid1389 7 місяців тому +11

    Honestly superspeed being both cursed and super super is a great point, didn't think about the fact you could potentially perceive time far slower than birds, wasps, anything just because of how my body functions

    • @josephbolton5893
      @josephbolton5893 7 місяців тому +2

      Solid JJ has a good video about this. Its batman talking with superman and the flash about how cool super speed is, they then tell him how trash it actually is to use.

  • @Pelipoikki
    @Pelipoikki 7 місяців тому +200

    Nuetral

  • @Kayogin
    @Kayogin 6 місяців тому +4

    In Darkhold Spider-Man, Mr. Fantastic was stretched throughout an entire city and was able to hold it together, even as it was all falling apart on an atomic level.

  • @Mister_BigCheese
    @Mister_BigCheese 7 місяців тому +4

    Controlling time now that I think of it is pretty cool like lets say your in an argument about who is better at dodge ball if your opponent throws the ball , not only can you catch it but you can have extraordinary accuracy with it.

  • @dontknow6944
    @dontknow6944 7 місяців тому +74

    I'd want the power to generate cheese sticks at my disposal

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому +8

      Another youtuber, Aizon has a similar video to this and one power was banana manifestation. While that does indeed sound silly, you could essentially monopolize the banana industry at a whim. I mean, come on have you SEEN what Chiquita did to make their workers stay in line for those golden dong-shaped beauties? I can have that and more, but cruelty free entirely.

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 7 місяців тому +62

    shapeshifting should be super super tier because most shapeshifters also get the powers of what they shift into so if you become a bird you also get the power of flight or if you become a fly you get a faster reaction time but now imagine shape shifting into other super heros or fictional characters you would also get their powers basically making you a god who can troll the fuck out of people

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому +9

      I have never watched Ben10, but this sounds like Ben10.

    • @randomdude9630
      @randomdude9630 7 місяців тому

      @@viscountrainbows2857 ben 10 is shapeshifting but your limited and you also need this weird watch that will prevent you from getting bitches

    • @Brambrew
      @Brambrew 7 місяців тому +4

      Depends on the flavor of shape shifting
      Is it animal shape shifting like Beast Boy or only human shape shifting like Mystique?

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 6 місяців тому +5

      @@viscountrainbows2857 the omnitrix is basically shapeshifting with presets

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 6 місяців тому +4

      @@youraveragerobloxkid So the only limit is, I need to download the presets, potentially live? At least in Ben10; freeform shapeshifting is certainly OP

  • @spacejambluray2591
    @spacejambluray2591 7 місяців тому +19

    Flight. You could also utilize it to throw a punch harder, flying kicks like mortal kombat or run faster (which would be redundant making “heroes” like the flash moot) be a human drone spy on the unexpecting etc etc

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 7 місяців тому +1

      Flash is not just a guy who runs fast and flight by itself does not give you speed regardless

    • @LENZSTINKT
      @LENZSTINKT 7 місяців тому +2

      Okay you got flight... but you can only fly at a speed slightly faster than walking.

    • @holynder3181
      @holynder3181 7 місяців тому

      @@LENZSTINKT Just carry a bike with you if you ever want to go faster.

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 4 місяці тому

      ​@@LENZSTINKTThat's still super useful, literally 0 fall DMG.

  • @darioferretti3758
    @darioferretti3758 7 місяців тому +12

    best superpower for me will always be teleportation, but in a specific way, as in you can teleport both objects and yourself, in a "switch places" way, got someone you don't like? teleport their head on the moon (also no more commute time)

  • @binglol_2345
    @binglol_2345 7 місяців тому +32

    Imagine having infinitely able to shapeshift into anything

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 4 місяці тому +1

      @@binglol_2345 But how precise is your control over that?

  • @houseplant1016
    @houseplant1016 7 місяців тому +76

    After watching the boys, my favourite superpower is shrinking now

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 місяців тому +6

      Ha ha, but not for Sexual reasons, right? ^^;

    • @PigmanCharade1112
      @PigmanCharade1112 7 місяців тому +4

      Most sane take

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 7 місяців тому +20

      @@Darth_Bateman 5th amendment please

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 7 місяців тому +2

      @@houseplant1016 . . .. N-Not for Sexual reasons, right. . . . .? :|

    • @crackedfrijoles6696
      @crackedfrijoles6696 7 місяців тому +2

      No no no, that is not what you’re supposed to get out of that scene

  • @SeriousHistory
    @SeriousHistory 7 місяців тому +1

    the cable drawing is actually really good

  • @rayraydonttalktoomuch6015
    @rayraydonttalktoomuch6015 6 місяців тому +3

    I’d honestly say time travel is cursed, just cause of the way it works you’re almost bound to fuck something up to a crazy extent no matter what you do with it

    • @kairavpatel1392
      @kairavpatel1392 6 місяців тому

      How? You can't change the future by going into the past anyways.

    • @minmin8580
      @minmin8580 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kairavpatel1392 umm you definitely can. Ever heard of the"butterfly effect"

  • @limbo7459
    @limbo7459 7 місяців тому +6

    i would want to freeze time so i could sleep with time freezed or do homework during class or look up answers during a test, all of this would make my life so much more productive, imagine not having to waste time to sleep and instead you could just stop time? that would make it so you would have so much more time to be productive

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому +2

      I would have to wonder about how it would affect the blankets and such. Like, is the rule that you can selectively unfreeze objects and entities that you wish to interact with/manipulate, or is your wrinkly sheet gonna feel like a pile of jagged rocks?

    • @limbo7459
      @limbo7459 7 місяців тому +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 i believe that it would be anything you’re touching before time is stopped stays un frozen, because then your clothes would get frozen too if you didnt have that

  • @soIzec
    @soIzec 7 місяців тому +5

    Apparently the Thing also has a side effect to his power that makes him stop aging at all and it caused him to love for thousands of years, and the only reason he was even able to die of old age was because Mr.Fantastic made a device that could turn the Thing into a human once a week in a year.

  • @pulledapartatbirth
    @pulledapartatbirth 7 місяців тому +17

    the way you say squirrel is so cute 😭

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  7 місяців тому +6

      Isnt that how everyone says squirrel?

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 7 місяців тому +2

      I thought he was talking about quails at first lol, and was immediately thinking about Quail Man

    • @caerdroia7530
      @caerdroia7530 7 місяців тому

      @@StoicStick No, its pronounced skwi-rul. Its two syllables not one.

    • @caerdroia7530
      @caerdroia7530 7 місяців тому +1

      @@StoicStick I have since discovered we may pronounce it differently in the UK.

  • @Kunnis
    @Kunnis 7 місяців тому +52

    Invisibility will be top choise for many

    • @theman599
      @theman599 7 місяців тому +14

      dont forget time stop and mind control

    • @ehannasir8464
      @ehannasir8464 7 місяців тому +17

      i just wanna pause time to sleep longer or study longer or go into the cia building to get rid of my records, but now imma get labled a bad person :(

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 7 місяців тому +3

      Infrared would get you caught.

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 7 місяців тому

      ​@@ehannasir8464Why does the CIA have a file on you?

    • @ehannasir8464
      @ehannasir8464 7 місяців тому

      @@haroldbalzac6336 they have a record on everyone, atleast i think they do, might check some time later to confirm

  • @firsttime5648
    @firsttime5648 7 місяців тому

    great video that ACTUALLY PART KILLED ME i usally dont comment but man ur killing it keep it up brother

  • @marco-ls9fm
    @marco-ls9fm 7 місяців тому +36

    The ant man and mistique ones had me dying laughing

  • @Hell_Inc_CEO
    @Hell_Inc_CEO 7 місяців тому +7

    “See how loyal the swifties are after I pull a Kanye” 😂😂

  • @ChamChamRealSmooth
    @ChamChamRealSmooth 7 місяців тому +12

    I wouldn't do any pervy things with time stop or invisibility. That's just evil. I'd trollmaxx instead.

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 7 місяців тому +1

      Stoic stick needs a new comments section that speaks normally

    • @marconarvaez9871
      @marconarvaez9871 7 місяців тому

      @@lrw6447U mean it's cringe when they be yapping about sticking their looksmaxxed gyatt up for the rizzler? erm. What the sigma??? Not bussin
      *pukes*

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 7 місяців тому +1

      If I had invisibility or time stop I would definitely partake in some Chaotic Neutral gaslighting and maybe even random good deeds that convince people that fairies and magic are real. Like, if I can be invisible and also my clothes presumably are, then I could theoretically make other stuff invisible and be like, the ultimate party trick that will have people scratching their heads for years. "See this car?"
      "...what car?"
      "BOOMSHAKALAKA"
      *car suddenly manifests when I take my hand off it*

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 7 місяців тому

      @@viscountrainbows2857 I would just mess up everything. I’d go to idk the Houses of Parliament and trash everything lol… maybe I’d do a guy fawkes… I’m escalating to terrorism my goodness

  • @divinus202
    @divinus202 7 місяців тому +18

    When I saw the community post, I thought to myself that everything I can achieve with invisibility and time freezing, I can also achieve with time travelling by going back to the past to the time before I was found out and doing it better in the next iteration

    • @LiterallyAM
      @LiterallyAM 4 місяці тому

      With shapeshifting you can do it to yourself too.

  • @SpinglerSpongen
    @SpinglerSpongen 7 місяців тому +3

    2:36 what a beautiful frame right here

  • @NAA81-d5z
    @NAA81-d5z 6 місяців тому

    My new favorite channel

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 7 місяців тому +23

    Omnitrix is every single superpower on demand, running late for something?dial up XLR8. Forgot your anniversary? Diamond head can make a custom necklace. Need the fabric of reality changed on a whim? Alien X may need some convincing, but he can do it.

  • @virtualalias
    @virtualalias 4 місяці тому

    I always pick healing touch powers... And for the super tier we have something called "Biomancy" where you can not only heal yourself and others, but also change their appearance.

  • @overdriveoutershaxson1837
    @overdriveoutershaxson1837 7 місяців тому +2

    Sroic Stick's ability is to be the holder of all world knowledge about maxing out harmful things

  • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
    @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 5 місяців тому +1

    Great video

  • @daniellejackson6543
    @daniellejackson6543 7 місяців тому

    7:11 Other important questions to include If your legs are normal and can break under the pressure, if you have the speedforce to prevent you from blowing up the planet by running, if can you run in several speeds or are locked between normal and crackhead speed, ect.

  • @shinobi6497
    @shinobi6497 4 місяці тому +1

    Wait, if were doing conservation of mass for any man, then he would be able to fly by growing bigger, as he would be less dense than air.

  • @mxgn0lia694
    @mxgn0lia694 7 місяців тому +2

    bro forgot the part where you die before you can even use the infinity gauntlet

    • @jesterpenetrator
      @jesterpenetrator 6 місяців тому

      The comics version of the gauntlet didn't kill you. Anyone could use it, and it was actually a LOT more powerful than the movie version.

  • @stevenreckling203
    @stevenreckling203 4 місяці тому

    The power of hindsight sounds useful in engineering. Every time you design something, you get to know how you should have designed it after you try once.

  • @Redmoon415
    @Redmoon415 7 місяців тому +1

    Nice video I enjoy your content
    I had a video suggestions as well you should do one on fallacy’s.

  • @Scientist5803
    @Scientist5803 7 місяців тому +22

    Stoic stick, let’s say that hypothetical the organs harvested from the nerd are for sale, where would one theoretically acquire them from. Asking for a friend of course

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  7 місяців тому +9

      Check with Bobir (my alien organ fencer)

  • @TakaD20
    @TakaD20 7 місяців тому +30

    You forgot the best neutral power: Switzerland!

  • @Pioserver
    @Pioserver 7 місяців тому +2

    didint wach it all yet but i know its going to be fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 6 місяців тому

    Timestop that works while you sleep. You get all the realrime hours while awake, but don't miss out on dreaming like regular "don't need to sleep" just need to counter aging too.

  • @thepsychobear2362
    @thepsychobear2362 4 місяці тому

    Reed's superpowers are super good for most situations, tbh.
    Want to play video games while drinking some coffee? Just make your pinky finger super dense, long and prehensile and use it as an octopus arm to drink.
    Want to get somewhere fast but your car's in the shop? Turn your arms into bike wheels. The road won't hurt because you're basically invulnerable. Or you could just transform into a helicopter.
    Need to keep an eye on your spaghetti but your kid is doing something stupid? Make your eye and eyelids into a bendy telescope and then go keep your kid from licking a wall socket or something.
    You also can reach anything from any point as you can stretch like 5 miles. Also Reed has super strength because of his invulnerability, which is pretty damn useful (this is how he can like catch and restrain The Thing).

  • @jnobile22
    @jnobile22 7 місяців тому +1

    I need an hour long version of this please and thanks

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 6 місяців тому +1

    I think size manipulation would work wonders for my(rod's) self comfidence

  • @joaomarcoscosta4647
    @joaomarcoscosta4647 4 місяці тому

    Hindsight + time travel would actually be a really good combo.
    Assuming the hindsight was of superhuman levels, of course.

  • @selo5124
    @selo5124 4 місяці тому

    If I could time travel, I would start studying, warp back after an hour, study again, and (assuming I keep my knowledge) I would become the smartest human to have ever lived within the span of an hour.

  • @logannichols5848
    @logannichols5848 6 місяців тому +1

    My go to power is usually the portals of spot. Also each stone is it's own power.

  • @JaMorant-c8n
    @JaMorant-c8n 6 місяців тому +1

    Do a part two with the powers if the black bomber

  • @hastyhawkeye
    @hastyhawkeye 4 дні тому

    The ability to summon food wherever and whatever you want.

  • @ElderEagle42
    @ElderEagle42 7 місяців тому +2

    I would love to see you rank all the avengers in part 2

  • @leonardogutierrez3292
    @leonardogutierrez3292 6 місяців тому

    If we’re talking about elasticity on Mr.Fantastics level it would be an S tier power because a lot of physical attacks can’t affect him like wolverines claws, he can manipulate the synapses in his brain to make him think way smarter, he can shapeshift his body into whatever you need, he can even make his body extremeley sense and swole and even rival the strength of the Thing which means you can always be jacked without excercise.

  • @GutterJon
    @GutterJon 6 місяців тому +1

    Counter argument: create INFINITE resources

  • @blehhjh
    @blehhjh 6 місяців тому

    being a fan of stoic stick is like misspelling the word neutral

  • @CatvsShark
    @CatvsShark 4 місяці тому

    I always had the dream that if I could freeze time I'd have the most successful prank show ever because nobody would see them coming and thus I would be a millionaire without the IRS coming knocking.

  • @TheManDude
    @TheManDude 7 місяців тому

    9:42 Tbf, he always has to walk less than you to get in the supermarket due to…

  • @lil_sluggur8383
    @lil_sluggur8383 7 місяців тому +1

    8:25 mass is relative. pyme particles just make you oscillate at relitivistic speeds

  • @averagepeopleproductions7023
    @averagepeopleproductions7023 7 місяців тому +5

    Video suggestion:
    Boomer eccentricities tierlist

  • @Reuraku
    @Reuraku 2 місяці тому

    Shapeshifting has different levels and since you used Mystique I assume you only mean changing into different humans, but the stronger versions include: changing into any living thing and the highest level changing into anything aka freely shaping your body as you please which is honestly my favorite super power.

  • @rexrqc
    @rexrqc 7 місяців тому

    The problem with time stopping is that you would need to give exceptions to lots of stuff to even make the power usable

  • @YesThatIsMyDog
    @YesThatIsMyDog 7 місяців тому +1

    5:31 Referencing other videos is kinda genius

  • @Ridcally
    @Ridcally 5 місяців тому

    I think squirrel power is pretty cool if you can teach squirrels to bring you the best amazon packages

  • @tindekappa9047
    @tindekappa9047 6 місяців тому

    I like that ''Hindsight lad'' OC. Nothing like Captain Hindsight from South Park.

  • @lesscringeymapperdude
    @lesscringeymapperdude 7 місяців тому

    if i had invisibility and time stop, i would spray paint self promos everywhere

  • @Maboseu
    @Maboseu Місяць тому

    Another banger!

  • @Helpthevoid
    @Helpthevoid 5 місяців тому

    I might take freezing time, BUT TIME CONTROL, time manipulation is so strong, you can technically teleport with it, speed up time so your attacks are faster, slow down time so your enemies can't fight back, freeze time, TIME R
    TRAVEL, basically ultra instinct

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards 6 місяців тому

    Squirrel girl also has the ability of the less chance she has at defearing an enemy (like thanos) the chances basically trade, where she now has the bigger chance to win, so basically she could beat the one above all, but not a newborn baby (Ive no idea how accurate this is, ive heard about it before, but i havent really done research on it)

  • @FlexicanTm
    @FlexicanTm 3 місяці тому

    8:06 ah the good old grade a under a reference

  • @ethandailey7602
    @ethandailey7602 7 місяців тому

    Being able to transform into anything legit gives you every other power

  • @travismcnamara8919
    @travismcnamara8919 7 місяців тому +1

    1000th like. You're welcome!

  • @goldenrose223
    @goldenrose223 7 місяців тому +1

    1:33 Deadass, creep maxxing is just billion maxxing to the highest extent.

  • @ElektronikArzt
    @ElektronikArzt 6 місяців тому +1

    You forgot probably the most classic superpower, old as myth: immortality. Powerful but cursed.

  • @theocox2839
    @theocox2839 7 місяців тому +1

    Something i heard once was:
    The second greatest superpower is common sense. The greatest is Omnipotence.

  • @jazzwilliams7040
    @jazzwilliams7040 7 місяців тому

    I wish I had the superpower that Apathetic Twig person had back in 2001 had. Being incredibly smart, handsome, charming, and humble must be amazing.

  • @killerqueenbiteszadusto1771
    @killerqueenbiteszadusto1771 6 місяців тому +1

    If you dropped an ant with the weight of a human onto a shoulder, it’s probably gonna pierce

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 7 місяців тому

    if i had to pick a superpower i would choose either teleportation, shapeshifting or the ability to conjure access to my own pocket dimension(s) that would be tailored to how i see fit (i like taking lots of stuff with me everywhere and that would make things much easier for me)

  • @Freelix2000
    @Freelix2000 7 місяців тому +4

    How do you rank the ability to piss with perfect laminar flow

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 7 місяців тому +2

      Ss+ tier. I always get a fork in the stream and I worry about pissing on myself.

  • @shadowmcshade4445
    @shadowmcshade4445 7 місяців тому

    Finally someone who understands why he couldn’t double the resources

  • @domehammer
    @domehammer 7 місяців тому

    The Thing also lives for like 20,000 years. So... you get to live a real long time.

  • @coronin8587
    @coronin8587 6 місяців тому

    I will forever maintain that Intangibility is one of the best powers out there.

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr 7 місяців тому

    Super Speed can mimic literally almost every other major super power

  • @xcrowder
    @xcrowder 7 місяців тому +1

    the power to manipulate probability - basically unlimited power. eg (its 100% probable that i have all the powers in this list)

  • @budgetproductions1178
    @budgetproductions1178 6 місяців тому +1

    time stop, I would use it to sleep

  • @40hzLMAO
    @40hzLMAO 6 місяців тому +1

    the towers fell because too many people showed up to the pizza party

  • @RedHorseArcher
    @RedHorseArcher 6 місяців тому +1

    You've clearly underestimated time stopping, as this ability gives you a chance to have 8 hours of healthy sleep no matter the circumstances.

  • @legalmel
    @legalmel 7 місяців тому

    I really don't see anybody having good intentions when they say they want invisibility. Sure, it could be used for good purposes, but there are other powers that could do all the good invisibility does but better. The only advantages invisibility has would be for bad purposes.

  • @sirteddyIII
    @sirteddyIII 6 місяців тому +2

    I think human torch’s powers are good tier at best, given how flashy and destructive his powers can be, using those sorts of power aren’t going to fly under the radar for long. Forget people being on edge with you flying around as a burning inferno, once governments get involved things are gonna be messy. I’d take an ability that’s far less likely to be noticed by the general public so I can keep using it for QoL uses. Invis and time manipulation are great, but no doubt mind control is SSS tier, get any job you want, no waiting in lines, no dealing with assholes, etc. and if used carefully, it leaves no certain evidence that you have powers at all.

  • @Ironman-ko5vw
    @Ironman-ko5vw 6 місяців тому +1

    If* flash could really run faster than the speed of light without destroying the world. He could travel back in time AND freeze time altogether. What’s better than that?

  • @goodson77784
    @goodson77784 7 місяців тому +4

    your super power is wileyness and it's because of that demon.

  • @AAAA-sh1yz
    @AAAA-sh1yz 7 місяців тому

    I used to fantasise about freezing time in class and walking out and stealing sandwiches to eat

  • @jakeroberts9097
    @jakeroberts9097 6 місяців тому +1

    Yeah I’d be using those first two cursed powers unsparingly 🤫

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 7 місяців тому

    Freezing time requires a secondary power of not requiring oxygen, as the air outside of you can't move.
    Invisibility either includes your clothes, or you need to be naked.
    With time travel, it is important to specify which Time Travel Theory is involved. The ablity to truly alter the past, while ensuring that a _you_ exists and conveniently disappears just before you reappear, is useful. The ability reinforce Grandfather Paradoxes is not.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh god is that what it sounds like to british people when we do fake accents? My apologies, I have sinned.

  • @thesevendeadlysins578
    @thesevendeadlysins578 6 місяців тому

    Personally, if I had the power to freeze time, I would finally be able to sleep as much as I need or want.