3 Ways to Beat "In the Tall Grass" (2019)

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  • @LAL7887
    @LAL7887 4 роки тому +6680

    "I'm not even going to talk about the grass people or the baby eating..."
    Me, who haven't watched the movie: the what

    • @tomatowithatophat3029
      @tomatowithatophat3029 4 роки тому +84

      I want to like this....

    • @Myskia972
      @Myskia972 4 роки тому +107

      Me, who also hasn’t watched this movie:
      *wait what the hell*

    • @jadenjoestar3927
      @jadenjoestar3927 4 роки тому +92

      bruh I remember watching that scene and was like "What the heck is she crunching on?" and then it showed the baby organs...

    • @joseguillen603
      @joseguillen603 4 роки тому +78

      @@jadenjoestar3927 Someone could’ve told me about this before I chose the movie for Movie night with the family

    • @jadenjoestar3927
      @jadenjoestar3927 4 роки тому +33

      @@joseguillen603 Hope your family is prepared for some disturbing scenes then!

  • @cherri_rose
    @cherri_rose 5 років тому +19854

    "Number one: Be taller than the tall grass."

    • @christiaanvannieuwkerk1118
      @christiaanvannieuwkerk1118 5 років тому +746

      Laughs in Dutch

    • @user-df2ng3bs2j
      @user-df2ng3bs2j 5 років тому +592

      Laughs in 6 feet tall Dutch

    • @thilobroecheler4109
      @thilobroecheler4109 5 років тому +67

      Official 5,000 subs without videos challenge ✓ Haha zeker weten!
      Ik ben pas 13 maar ben wel al rond de 1.75 ofzo. Het is fijn om Nederlands te zijn!

    • @tatiana2133
      @tatiana2133 5 років тому +339

      Basket ball players:
      Ayo I stepped in shit
      *kneels*
      *gets up again*
      Ayo what the tick the grass taller than me now

    • @peaches7280
      @peaches7280 5 років тому +176

      *cries in 4'9*

  • @foolish9942
    @foolish9942 4 роки тому +2590

    Me:puts dead bugs on my pocket
    The grass: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @pramodbihari3362
      @pramodbihari3362 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂🤣😝

    • @lea9507
      @lea9507 4 роки тому +72

      That's a biiiiig brain move

    • @FlockOfYahweh
      @FlockOfYahweh 4 роки тому +27

      Shit thats smart

    • @L1E_
      @L1E_ 4 роки тому +86

      i was thinking- throw a small dead thing a few metres ahead of you, pick it up, throw it again and keep going like that until you hit the road.

    • @L1E_
      @L1E_ 3 роки тому +13

      @ think he'd already touched the rock ??

  • @fryingpanstan4596
    @fryingpanstan4596 4 роки тому +1095

    also, using the time loop, you could carve messages into the dead animals near the entrance, perhaps stopping your future self from entering by reading the message

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 3 роки тому +184

      yeah, because people listen to ominous warnings in horror movies

    • @apolloknight9521
      @apolloknight9521 3 роки тому +80

      @@DisKorruptd considering what I’ve seen in horror movies, us humans will ignore warnings just to satisfy our curiosity which will always end in a consequence.
      I end up being curious once and ignore the warnings, so I suffered the consequences because of that. No really.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому +4

      @@DisKorruptd .

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому +3

      @@apolloknight9521 then say the opposite from what they are meant to do.

    • @allunjajerrynkanava
      @allunjajerrynkanava 3 роки тому

      However your future self wont look of them

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 5 років тому +2849

    This field just studied quantum physics and is trollin people

    • @howdidigethere544
      @howdidigethere544 5 років тому +58

      We string theory up in this bitch

    • @FS_1041_
      @FS_1041_ 5 років тому +8

      Portal gun

    • @FBI-le1py
      @FBI-le1py 5 років тому +17

      @@llll-lo6jj it does, with quantum physics

    • @AlphaLegion-2
      @AlphaLegion-2 5 років тому +3

      Imagen this in a game

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 5 років тому +13

      Idris Amir that was kinda in the back of my head since i played Outer Wilds recently and that game had a lot of fun mechanics with quantum mechanics and the people losing vision and then changing position reminded me of that a lot

  • @wil4212
    @wil4212 5 років тому +13750

    Tall Grass:
    Tall Girl with men size 13 nikes: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.

    • @DoppelkeksLP
      @DoppelkeksLP 5 років тому +788

      The Netflix crossover we didn't want

    • @thewarhawk8203
      @thewarhawk8203 5 років тому +40

      @@DoppelkeksLP cool

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 5 років тому +40

      I like this comment.

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 років тому +75

      Arian Haxhijaj - and the one that we don’t need

    • @ravindecavalier2912
      @ravindecavalier2912 5 років тому +37

      This girl god me so mad cuz I wear size 16 in men’s and I’m 6’3 this bitch short af and I’m only 15

  • @aidencarston9713
    @aidencarston9713 4 роки тому +6091

    1. Don't go in the grass
    2. Don't get sexualy attracted to your sister
    3. Keep your dog on a leash
    4. Keep your kid in the car
    5. Let go of your ex girlfriend

    • @iyamccormick3777
      @iyamccormick3777 4 роки тому +313

      Wait what’s the second one ew I have not watched the movie

    • @ashleya3731
      @ashleya3731 4 роки тому +277

      Call the cops if you hear people calling for help. Before trying to help them!!!

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 роки тому +153

      @@iyamccormick3777 the second didnt happen, shes just trolling

    • @demxnc
      @demxnc 4 роки тому +64

      MissesKitty it did

    • @badassgoldfish1748
      @badassgoldfish1748 4 роки тому +25

      K but like it’s stupid how they think “oh grass hehe fun”

  • @xqxx712
    @xqxx712 3 роки тому +3248

    I want somebody to create a horror movie called “The meat” so a title in a video can be called:
    How to beat “the meat”

    • @YAYSlLLY
      @YAYSlLLY 3 роки тому +69

      Smort

    • @notmocka
      @notmocka 3 роки тому +107

      That's why they called the movie It

    • @rinne5547
      @rinne5547 3 роки тому +22

      You just not did that lol

    • @aydin5978
      @aydin5978 3 роки тому +16

      The Flesh that Hates

    • @lameimsi
      @lameimsi 3 роки тому +6

      Use a meat mallet then?

  • @thetoylegion2786
    @thetoylegion2786 5 років тому +2467

    3 ways to beat "In the tall grass"
    1. Lawnmower
    2. Grass Trimmer
    3. Cowzilla

  • @donnahowell8921
    @donnahowell8921 5 років тому +2873

    Tall grass: exists
    Lawn mover: *I'm a bout to end this whole man's career*

    • @syrup101
      @syrup101 5 років тому +4

      Donna Howell 😂

    • @joe_yes89
      @joe_yes89 5 років тому +9

      *Press X to Agree*

    • @helloturtle3749
      @helloturtle3749 5 років тому +2

      So you gonna move the whole lawn

    • @daemonlynch6754
      @daemonlynch6754 5 років тому +32

      Donna Howell,I'm not sure if you know this,but the grass can repair it's self,And it can move you where ever it wants you,So if you tried killing it,it would probably keep teleporting you to the middle of the grass. (sorry if you were joking,but I like giving information)

    • @joe_yes89
      @joe_yes89 5 років тому +1

      @@daemonlynch6754 Well the movie is fake soo its still a win win irl

  • @GreyKnightsVenerable
    @GreyKnightsVenerable 5 років тому +1779

    “use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more guns” -Engineer

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 5 років тому +9

      Team fortress guy huh

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 5 років тому +1

      @Leath-bit no

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 5 років тому +1

      @Leath-bitdumb question.

    • @ratsmacker4458
      @ratsmacker4458 5 років тому +1

      Eyyy tf2 referance

    • @z.m.n.1998
      @z.m.n.1998 5 років тому +1

      @Leath-bit No, there is no other things connected to it except Team Fortress 2. Also, that is the most retarded question ever.

  • @zealotoftheorchard9853
    @zealotoftheorchard9853 3 роки тому +983

    THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LOCAL POKEMON PROFESSOR

    • @xar5688
      @xar5688 3 роки тому +7

      who would even trust a man with a pfp starting with his first word of his name?

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 3 роки тому +39

      @@xar5688 A good fuckin’ pokemon trainer, that’s who.

    • @iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875
      @iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 3 роки тому +8

      Wow, an actual original funny comment. And somehow, your really funny and clever comment gets 10 times less likes than an unoriginal, unfunny and copy and pasted comment about recommendations

    • @triforceofcourage100
      @triforceofcourage100 3 роки тому +4

      Are you a boy or a girl

    • @iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875
      @iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 3 роки тому

      @@triforceofcourage100 are you assuming his gender? 🙊😯😯

  • @miguelolandesca9342
    @miguelolandesca9342 5 років тому +6727

    yo what if some random farmer was like:
    “This field is kinda getting tall, I’m gonna cut it down with a combine harvester.”

    • @ivanstayner8818
      @ivanstayner8818 5 років тому +983

      Grass: "Now hold on. That's illegal."

    • @DOMOROBIN
      @DOMOROBIN 5 років тому +520

      He gon be cutting for a while

    • @Envey1
      @Envey1 5 років тому +61

      @@DOMOROBIN not nessecarily

    • @ovrfl5372
      @ovrfl5372 5 років тому +88

      @@Envey1 it grows back fast

    • @dallekakyoin3231
      @dallekakyoin3231 5 років тому +13

      I love it

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 4 роки тому +9283

    Tall grass: *exists*
    NBA players: *lmao*

  • @Matt-zu2lu
    @Matt-zu2lu 5 років тому +2260

    Grass is a living thing and the rock doesn’t effect anything that is dead so just rip the grass out of the ground

    • @minaross6070
      @minaross6070 4 роки тому +89

      Woah

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 4 роки тому +60

      Val G. You would be unstoppable

    • @edumby6799
      @edumby6799 4 роки тому +38

      Bro delete this

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 4 роки тому +10

      Adam Schury never!

    • @UnordinaryCarl
      @UnordinaryCarl 4 роки тому +18

      It's hard to pull the grass, it will teleport you away

  • @sendie7645
    @sendie7645 3 роки тому +748

    what if the loop continues to the point where the field is literally COVERED in dead bodies would the field even work anymore?

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 3 роки тому +113

      Corpses rot, that's why the forest isn't covered in thousends of dead squirrels

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 3 роки тому +81

      @@bryanfongo327 true but doesn’t it take like months or even years for a corpse to rot? Also I’m pretty sure that squirrels decompose faster than humans? The time loop seems to be 2-3 days (not sure though could be less or more) so I’d say by the time a corpse starts to rot really bad I think like 80 loops woulda happened I made this comment 2 months ago so I don’t really remember the video

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 3 роки тому +41

      @@sendie7645 The field uses the plants as sort of limbs as we see in the movie so maybe it would use them to bury the bodies
      Or maybe I'm talking bs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kunalkorag
      @kunalkorag 3 роки тому +4

      If the grass even let you go to the dead thing.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 3 роки тому +16

      The grass people might clean it up

  • @yoyowastakenwastaken5597
    @yoyowastakenwastaken5597 5 років тому +1236

    People: enters tall grass
    *a wILd pOkEMoN aPpEArEd*

    • @illuc_
      @illuc_ 4 роки тому +4

      Kerb used s u c c

    • @syrilascended1172
      @syrilascended1172 4 роки тому

      @@H4Z4RDW4RN1NG No one likes them anyway

  • @muzankibutsuji3949
    @muzankibutsuji3949 4 роки тому +2488

    "Unless he blinks one eye at a time"
    Tall grass:wait thats illegal

    • @nownamedrob
      @nownamedrob 4 роки тому +56

      Also wouldn't work for very long. Try winking as a form of relief for your eyes and see how long you go until your brain subconsciously blinks for you

    • @almightykue3914
      @almightykue3914 4 роки тому +27

      @@nownamedrob Yeah except the time between a blink would be so fractional that the grass might not be able to do anything. The two jumping took several seconds between each jump, and they didn't get shifted all that far really, so even if he accidentally blinked.
      Also you could just cover one eye with your hand and then when you need to rest your first eye switch hands. This means your focusing on your hands to see and would limit accidents a little.

    • @nownamedrob
      @nownamedrob 4 роки тому +6

      @@almightykue3914 eh, that first part about it being too short of a time, I can see and would believe
      The thing with the blinking tho, if it does count, then your hand solution still wouldn't work for the same reason that winking doesn't. Your eyes don't feel relief unless they both close for a split second. If you wink, the muscles in your eyes still treat your eyes as if both are open same for if you cover an eye. Or try to shut just one until the other gets tired. They don't feel any relief, and you'll very quickly blink fully to relieve yourself. Try it for yourself

    • @quanvo5662
      @quanvo5662 4 роки тому +12

      Robert Bernard
      There’s kinda (?) a way round that though.
      Tobin could, theoretically, using his fingers to keep his eye open. With his eyelids as far apart as possible, when he does blink, he won’t entirely close his eyes, keeping them technically still open, while the eyes still feel somewhat relieved. I’ve experimented, but it’s really difficult to maintain this trick for a prolonged period of time, so it may fail.

    • @TrendTalkVIP
      @TrendTalkVIP 4 роки тому +3

      Kaleidoscope Angel or you could use both hands to keep open your eyelids and manually keep one open and close one all the way. Do this and keep alternating which eye you close and which one you keep open

  • @apostolosnikolis5281
    @apostolosnikolis5281 3 роки тому +441

    I thought you were about to say: "Since it is a time loop, you make a trail of dead dogs"

  • @julius396
    @julius396 4 роки тому +5818

    I wonder how much money Dwayne Johnson made just by standing in this movie.

    • @drinvfx7088
      @drinvfx7088 4 роки тому +77

      LMAO!

    • @matsujonen
      @matsujonen 4 роки тому +426

      Almost as much as John Cena he was in this too. You probably can't see him though.

    • @sharpknive855
      @sharpknive855 4 роки тому +49

      The comment section is amazing xd

    • @pablo1006pr
      @pablo1006pr 4 роки тому +72

      @@matsujonen drax was there too just beside dwayne johnson

    • @doridoriyaki5311
      @doridoriyaki5311 4 роки тому +49

      Drax too, he's literally standing still and he became invisible.

  • @Martin9020-
    @Martin9020- 5 років тому +6676

    Read the title slowly and carefully.

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 5 років тому +566

      Oh no

    • @PerplexZ
      @PerplexZ 5 років тому +254

      That's what I saw at first lmao

    • @nofaceperson-7
      @nofaceperson-7 5 років тому +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @martinananas7894
      @martinananas7894 5 років тому +285

      @Soh Rijin probably because people use the word "beat" as masturbating

    • @marlon9204
      @marlon9204 5 років тому +193

      @Soh Rijin three ways to beat (masturbate) in the tall grass

  • @leondost3575
    @leondost3575 4 роки тому +1267

    just imagine walking into a field and seeing a little dude holding a moldy dog carcass, constantly winking while sitting on a young ladies shoulders...

  • @wall4818
    @wall4818 3 роки тому +788

    stephen king's son is literally just stephen king with a beard

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 4 роки тому +2447

    ''oh just a movie bout some weird tall grass"
    ''im also not gonna talk about the grass people, are the carvings in the rock, or the baby eating"
    "Hol up what?"

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 4 роки тому +63

      Dutch Doggo - You don't wamt to know, trust me.

    • @hazman3112
      @hazman3112 4 роки тому +27

      yum yum yum babys in my tum

    • @rockysocks1724
      @rockysocks1724 4 роки тому +37

      Baby you got that yummy yummy yummy yum~Justin Bieber.

    • @moringrey7981
      @moringrey7981 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah it think if you just skip the stuff that makes a movie interesting and fun you are trying to push something here

    • @brendanwixson2269
      @brendanwixson2269 4 роки тому +41

      I started this video, paused to watch the movie, and came back. I can confirm, all those three things had literally no point to the plot and was one scene. Watching this was like trying to navigate somewhere in a dream and gave me a lot of anxiety

  • @snaji4606
    @snaji4606 4 роки тому +1240

    SO IS THAT WHY TOBIN WAS CARRYING THE DEAD BIRD SO HE COULD NAVIGATE THE FIELD WITHOUT BEING MOVED??

    • @-SaltyChipGuy
      @-SaltyChipGuy 4 роки тому +125

      Wasn't there a version of Tobin that touched the rock? I always thought the dead bird carrying Tobin touched the rock.

    • @donnaac6350
      @donnaac6350 4 роки тому +36

      @@-SaltyChipGuy yeah ikr i wonder what happened to that version of Tobin

    • @personnel-1015
      @personnel-1015 4 роки тому +43

      How to stop the loop: Gather as many looped people and use one of the strategies here to get out, but stand at the edge of the grass to stop more people from coming in.

    •  4 роки тому +5

      @@donnaac6350 it was simply an error in the script or the information that person touching the stone is trapped forever was false.

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 4 роки тому +3

      They fucked it up

  • @sweetpillows225
    @sweetpillows225 4 роки тому +3693

    Explain a film plot badly:
    Man gets butthurt because family and friends won’t touch his favorite rock

    • @emukki27
      @emukki27 4 роки тому +14

      Golden Mayonnaise 😂

    • @user-vf1zm1ee1l
      @user-vf1zm1ee1l 4 роки тому +62

      Do you wanna feel the rock ?? Laid down naked on it ?? Smells what the ROCK IS COOOKING

    • @santoscolon530
      @santoscolon530 4 роки тому +3

      Golden Mayonnaise so Patrick’s life, you mean

    • @sweetpillows225
      @sweetpillows225 4 роки тому +3

      Santos Colon yes

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +2

      Like an Idiot: Mentioning Fifty Shades in your Video. Like an Idiot.

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 роки тому +594

    "And for those who think about burning the grass, it wouldn't work because it rains and the ground is quite wet."
    Me: *laughs in napalm flamethrower*

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 3 роки тому +53

      My idea is burning the grass so much and causing it so much pain that is just, lets you out.

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 3 роки тому +25

      @@Budew-ef6tr dang bro who hurt you

    • @kaijuwitness5661
      @kaijuwitness5661 3 роки тому +43

      @@orangecat9559 grass probably

    • @imzadi83fanvids7
      @imzadi83fanvids7 3 роки тому +10

      Yes, plus the grass is so dense you could still do a lot of damage. And you could try and hide in the puddle to protect yourself. Don't know if it would work, but it's what I would try.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +3

      *laughs in nuke*

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 роки тому +1292

    Everyone: oh no what do we do, theres no way out
    Dog: im already 4 parrelel universes ahead of you

    • @christiannatania5513
      @christiannatania5513 4 роки тому +3

      Wait the dog manage to get out?

    • @DariusMedine
      @DariusMedine 4 роки тому

      Of not knowing what to do? Oh god, 4D confusion.

    • @marsknew
      @marsknew 4 роки тому

      the universe of not being able to spell properly

    •  4 роки тому +1

      Parrelel lol

    • @crumpledpaper8897
      @crumpledpaper8897 4 роки тому

      Possibly quite literally

  • @daiden1489
    @daiden1489 4 роки тому +620

    Keep noted all the cars seen at the church. Some of the cars were really old models meaning there have been people who entered the loop long before them. These people are not found in the movie because over the time span of being killed over and over they eventually all end up touching the rock and turn into the grass people. 🤯

    • @tsuyuasui7297
      @tsuyuasui7297 4 роки тому +24

      Decepticxn wait what- they turn into the grass people?

    • @RBEmpathy
      @RBEmpathy 4 роки тому +49

      @@tsuyuasui7297 well, you try walking around a field of grass for four decades without getting tied in knots (of grass)

    • @Interceptor101
      @Interceptor101 4 роки тому +6

      *MIND BLOWS*

    • @rangshi
      @rangshi 4 роки тому +16

      So if they touch the rock there is no more time loops for them?

    • @daiden1489
      @daiden1489 4 роки тому +13

      @@rangshi Only if someone dies then the loop gets reset.

  • @camerondefendorf3414
    @camerondefendorf3414 5 років тому +1463

    Is anyone else gonna talk about how cute his dogs are?

    • @kerresft8745
      @kerresft8745 5 років тому +6

      Ugly ass dogs

    • @FauxFoxPaw
      @FauxFoxPaw 5 років тому +18

      @@kerresft8745
      Wrong. How can you be so so wrong?

    • @kerresft8745
      @kerresft8745 5 років тому +2

      Art of Swords Your opinion is wrong boomer

    • @kerresft8745
      @kerresft8745 5 років тому

      lolnowhat awm I lost mine to my red eared turtle

    • @beanboy1145
      @beanboy1145 5 років тому +3

      @lolnowhat awm What is wrong with you

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 роки тому +363

    I'd simply cover the rock with paper, thus killing it and me gaining it's power.

    • @BlueTheCartoonAddict
      @BlueTheCartoonAddict 3 роки тому +16

      Now *that's* a solution

    • @chigozieokoro1833
      @chigozieokoro1833 3 роки тому +5

      I know this is stupid but I would wrap grass around everyone's sneakers to form platforms. therefore we could all see over the grass and we would blink one at a time so that no one breaks the line of sight. 2 people watch while 1 person poops, rests, fixes shoes, etc. I feel like they would be able to leave.

    • @AkitoKioshi
      @AkitoKioshi Рік тому +2

      @@chigozieokoro1833 they would have to walk on some huge stacks of grass, i dont think this would work

    • @carissimealfante9168
      @carissimealfante9168 Рік тому

      underrated asf comment

  • @moe_rm
    @moe_rm 4 роки тому +768

    I never thought the solution to one of these movies would be riding a kid on your shoulders while he constantly winks

    • @moe_rm
      @moe_rm 4 роки тому +108

      Wait not *riding* a kid

    • @tatiana2696
      @tatiana2696 4 роки тому +79

      Ladies and gentlemen.
      *We got 'em*

    • @namelessbard2124
      @namelessbard2124 4 роки тому +10

      Emma no

    • @L1E_
      @L1E_ 4 роки тому +16

      yes police, the comment right here.

    • @azraeiazman
      @azraeiazman 4 роки тому +6

      riding WHAT

  • @LazyDev27
    @LazyDev27 4 роки тому +1399

    I just realized how easy this movie was to make.

    • @denseacat
      @denseacat 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah. there are few cool moveies that were done in small spaces and almost no equipment. Locke. Man from earth.

    • @nullvektor9922
      @nullvektor9922 4 роки тому +4

      @@denseacat Man From Earth was so good.

    • @denseacat
      @denseacat 4 роки тому

      @infernovoid never seen or heard. will look into it, much thanks!

    • @DedPixels
      @DedPixels 4 роки тому +3

      Check out Buried with Ryan Reynolds its a masterclass in low budget film making, the whole thing is riveting and was essentially just a man in a box for the duration of the movie.

    • @theokayishgamer
      @theokayishgamer 4 роки тому +1

      @@DedPixels Agreed. Love that movie.

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 5 років тому +1856

    The real reason the tall grass is so dangerous is because of all those wild pokemon

    • @aurorapaisley7453
      @aurorapaisley7453 5 років тому +45

      Never knew how dangerous and brutal it is when you forgot to grab your starter Pokemon before going

    • @anonymmikey8860
      @anonymmikey8860 5 років тому +11

      Without a Pokemon to fight against wild pokemon in tall grass, you'll break time and space lol

    • @burgerkingfootlettuce9069
      @burgerkingfootlettuce9069 5 років тому +2

      *man*

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 5 років тому +4

      TheEpicsniper34 that’s what happens when your torchic scratches it too hard
      :(

    • @ShardofWant
      @ShardofWant 5 років тому +1

      Skywalking Studioz I’m not going to like because it’s at 666 likes

  • @hyrumcannon3789
    @hyrumcannon3789 3 роки тому +326

    "No way to navigate in the field"
    People who know basic astronomy: oh yeah, it's big brain time

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 3 роки тому +85

      If the sun shifts when you don't look at it so would other stars. And most move, complicating things... But not Polaris. So wink at Polaris repeatedly and just follow it North to freedom!

    • @chigozieokoro1833
      @chigozieokoro1833 3 роки тому +5

      I know this is stupid but I would wrap grass around everyone's sneakers to form platforms. therefore we could all see over the grass and we would blink one at a time so that no one breaks the line of sight. 2 people watch while 1 person poops, rests, fixes shoes, etc. I feel like they would be able to leave.

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 3 роки тому +4

      @@chigozieokoro1833 I don't think that'd work. Grass just isn't stable enough for construction like that

    • @kikidevine694
      @kikidevine694 Рік тому

      Line of sight

  • @Orion_The_Omega
    @Orion_The_Omega 4 роки тому +2795

    Me: BURN THE GRASS!!!!
    Herald: But the rain...
    Me: BURN THE RAIN!!!!

    • @itzmiggyl2423
      @itzmiggyl2423 4 роки тому +36

      LMAO!!!!!

    • @ezzri3699
      @ezzri3699 4 роки тому +17

      No lmao that’s cringy

    • @joshmorcoso2519
      @joshmorcoso2519 4 роки тому +11

      @@ezzri3699 agreed

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 4 роки тому +36

      Oh look guys, I accidently have some thermite in my pocket
      Movie: ends

    • @Whooshfurby
      @Whooshfurby 4 роки тому +19

      I SET FIREEEEEEE TO THE RAIN WATCHED IT BURNNNNNNN

  • @frank6587
    @frank6587 4 роки тому +1807

    What if you cut the grass ?
    That would technically be dead therefore, you can navigate with a blade of grass.

  • @deadlytoaster1422
    @deadlytoaster1422 5 років тому +1168

    I got a solution:
    Stay in the short grass.

    • @punished8463
      @punished8463 5 років тому +31

      Sir you must turn yourself in, to the FBI immediately.

    • @deadlytoaster1422
      @deadlytoaster1422 5 років тому +20

      @@punished8463 Knew I shouldve joined the raid and destroyed them with my power

    • @alan_ramirez330
      @alan_ramirez330 5 років тому +14

      You know too much.

    • @evanmcgavran6114
      @evanmcgavran6114 5 років тому +2

      Do you know da way

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 5 років тому

      @@evanmcgavran6114 dead meme

  • @TheSeelOfTime
    @TheSeelOfTime 3 роки тому +41

    When the fake buffer happened I thought there was gonna be a jumpscare and you cant imagine how much relief washed over me when it was just ol' herald in space

  • @Scimitar620
    @Scimitar620 4 роки тому +1790

    When they mentioned “the rock” I was half expecting The Rock to be standing in a clearing and when you high five him he says: “yeah, the exit is like right over there, have a nice day”
    Edit: thanks for the 1k likes

    • @alexreese614
      @alexreese614 4 роки тому +97

      And that explains why whoever touches the rock, they don't want to leave

    • @Scimitar620
      @Scimitar620 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @Freddy-lp6fv
      @Freddy-lp6fv 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Scimitar620
      @Scimitar620 4 роки тому +2

      P. A. Yeah, lol 😂

    • @mythitorium
      @mythitorium 4 роки тому +2

      Movie be 5000x times better if that was the case

  • @AS-ym2bp
    @AS-ym2bp 4 роки тому +2224

    "The tall grass doesn't move dead things"
    *Remembers how I'm dead inside*
    Grass : Wait, that's illegal!

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 4 роки тому +10

      haHA YOUVE BEEN JAPED!

    • @CursedMudflap
      @CursedMudflap 4 роки тому +12

      Grass will just move your outsides then, lol

    • @supersword4569
      @supersword4569 4 роки тому +3

      Is your name Mr. Funnyman? Because that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!!!

    • @Artizap_
      @Artizap_ 4 роки тому +4

      Supersword 456
      Is your name Mr. Unfunnyman? Because that is the unfunniest shit I’ve ever read in my entire fucking life.

    • @Haydra1898
      @Haydra1898 4 роки тому +3

      Artizap Is your name Mr. NeverPositive? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE NEVER POSITIVE

  • @awolace1577
    @awolace1577 4 роки тому +1109

    Solution: Become a sheep. Then feast. The end.
    Thanks to Terreliv for the modification :D

    • @personnel-1015
      @personnel-1015 4 роки тому +45

      COME MY BROTHERS. TODAY, WE EAT!

    • @awolace1577
      @awolace1577 4 роки тому +9

      Personnel - 101 ARIIIIISE!

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 роки тому +7

      If you lose sight of the ones you eat it will simply go out your ass and reattach to the ones you've ate.

    • @JustAJok3r
      @JustAJok3r 4 роки тому +1

      Hulls Colby u sound like u tried it

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 роки тому

      @@JustAJok3r umm... no?

  • @HelloItsVG
    @HelloItsVG 4 роки тому +670

    Nobody:
    YT: Watch this grass video

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 4 роки тому +2767

    The field itself would qualify as an SCP.

    • @rezazorro00
      @rezazorro00 4 роки тому +202

      But it'd be similar with infinite IKEA tho

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 4 роки тому +29

      I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

    • @alastor2810
      @alastor2810 4 роки тому +17

      Well I mean yeah true but impossible to contain unless u rip out the ground from under it

    • @picklev5064
      @picklev5064 4 роки тому +58

      Soul Night Gaming what if the rock is the scp and controls plant life around it and can affect human minds if touched. Class would be safe as it itself doesn’t move and therefore easily contained

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 4 роки тому +13

      @@picklev5064 i wonder
      What it looks like above it
      And if they sent in drones like the ikeA

  • @danksanchez4324
    @danksanchez4324 4 роки тому +1975

    “Shut down the theater, shut down the movies”
    How ironic

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 роки тому +29

      "4 ways to survive the epidemic from Corona (2020)"

    • @mariahhenderson1470
      @mariahhenderson1470 4 роки тому +2

      Oop

    • @leander1306
      @leander1306 4 роки тому

      Dank Sanchez 666 likes 🤔

    • @ineedsleep1135
      @ineedsleep1135 4 роки тому

      basically its a Be careful what you wish for situation

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 4 роки тому

      Do you even know what the word ironic means

  • @Owiko7
    @Owiko7 4 роки тому +1228

    How to beat "In the tall grass"
    1. Bring a lawnmower

    • @squibluvsyou4144
      @squibluvsyou4144 4 роки тому +34

      But the grass would regrow...

    • @werq180
      @werq180 4 роки тому +10

      @@squibluvsyou4144 ....

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 роки тому +8

      glass it like halo

    • @JChang0114
      @JChang0114 4 роки тому +7

      Round Up and salt the earth.

    • @razr-x9666
      @razr-x9666 4 роки тому +11

      Shoqqings. Then flamethrower then ain’t regening from that since fire will constantly kill it but the kid in the grass would die so it’s a win and lose situation

  • @mayor.whiskers3
    @mayor.whiskers3 3 роки тому +37

    The baby eating was probably the most traumatizing part of the movie:D

  • @krvonz9434
    @krvonz9434 4 роки тому +1073

    Tall Girl:
    Tall Grass: *chuckles* , im in danger

  • @rafayelluh
    @rafayelluh 4 роки тому +584

    there is actually a good purpose for them to insist on the whole “the field doesn’t move dead things!” quote. because in the end what sheltered travis’ fall was the corpses of his previous falls, since they didn’t move. so without that, the loop would’ve never been broken!

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 4 роки тому +55

      Well, the loop would've broken eventually since after a certain number of loops, the body pile would be high enough for him to survive. So basically the first Travis secured the survival of everyone else by falling off the roof

    • @AdmiralChops
      @AdmiralChops 4 роки тому +4

      Robby Genschel Take one for the team.

    • @nadinemiller3086
      @nadinemiller3086 4 роки тому +3

      @j p bowling alley*

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice 4 роки тому +4

      he falls on like bags n junk

    • @Jake-rn9lj
      @Jake-rn9lj 4 роки тому +3

      Robby Genschel the loop also would’ve been broke had he never fallen to begin with, as him being there secured their survival. What a chad

  • @echooreo4708
    @echooreo4708 4 роки тому +920

    My dad said he was gonna cut the grass -
    Is this where he went?

  • @null7198
    @null7198 3 роки тому +20

    Don't really understand why so many people dislike this movie, sometimes it feels like it's just because it's grass and that automatically makes it bad or uninteresting-- Or because time loops.
    Like, not saying anyone is wrong for their opinion, just when I watched it I found it to be pretty interesting and morbidly fun, didn't think I'd hear so many people disliking it.

  • @bot-uy9mw
    @bot-uy9mw 4 роки тому +902

    How to beat in the tall grass
    Step one: get a combine harvester
    Step two: D R I V E

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 4 роки тому +44

      Well, a combine wouldn't work, tbh. That's meant for dead, dried out grasses and crops. A good sickle mower would work well. Assuming you don't run into a bog and get stuck (which the field would likely do)
      Tbh, I'm a fan of napalm... lots, and lots of napalm

    • @whathappenswhen3017
      @whathappenswhen3017 4 роки тому +24

      @@iowafarmboy " Napalm strike ready to use, mark the location"

    • @tonyjones835
      @tonyjones835 4 роки тому +11

      What if the grass rapidly grows back?🤔

    • @Kana0211
      @Kana0211 4 роки тому +6

      Get a fleet of hundreds of thousands of them

    • @madestmadhatter
      @madestmadhatter 3 роки тому +4

      Fairly sure the grass can fight back, it just doesn't because it's feeding off of this time loop business, so anything that puts you in the grass probably not the smartest, harvester was intriguing but someone said that wouldn't work, so your choices are napalm, or crop duster full of herbicides.

  • @qrispy1863
    @qrispy1863 4 роки тому +1234

    me : puts dead bugs in pocket
    Grass: ...

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому +117

      *angry rustling*

    • @yeetzyboi2114
      @yeetzyboi2114 4 роки тому +90

      Grass: this mans too big brain, *clears path*
      **Get tf outta my field!!!!**

    • @z3ldris754
      @z3ldris754 4 роки тому +29

      You wasn't supposed to do that

    • @jackjoon3516
      @jackjoon3516 4 роки тому +6

      Wait! That's illegal

    • @WalterWater
      @WalterWater 4 роки тому +2

      Outstanding move

  • @iSummonedTay
    @iSummonedTay 4 роки тому +849

    Prof. Oak: don't mess with the tall grass
    Ash: ok
    Prof. Oak: I literally can't stress that enough
    Ash: alright
    Prof. Oak: now go get my mail from the next town
    Ash: how do I get there?
    Prof. Oak: ok you're gonna laugh

    • @doctorbleh4110
      @doctorbleh4110 4 роки тому +30

      Ash: So I have to go through the tall grass?
      Prof. Oak: Yes, but its dangerous to go alone. Take this.
      Ash: A sword? Can't I have a pokemon?
      Prof. Oak: You're going up the street, not on some adventure.
      Ash: What if I get lost?
      Prof. Oak: You have a sword, cut your way out.
      Ash: But...
      Prof. Oak: Scoot!

    • @CveBro
      @CveBro 4 роки тому +11

      Ash:omg this grass is so tall there must be a legendary pokemon in there
      Instead finds a rock

    • @redly3615
      @redly3615 4 роки тому +3

      Ash: What the f
      Rock: You her forever no-
      Brock: Dont worry ash ill get rid if him
      Ash: Dafuk how u get here
      Ash: meh
      Brock: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
      Rock: No i am your father
      Brock: nOoOOOoOOoooO
      tHatS ImPoSsiBLe

    • @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872
      @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 4 роки тому +3

      Now I know why we need a Pokemon companion while navigating into the tall grass.

    • @ItsChiliP
      @ItsChiliP 4 роки тому

      666 likes

  • @TheNamesTropic
    @TheNamesTropic 3 роки тому +115

    Sounds like a stoner: “The grass sees all, man! The time loops!”

  • @noivern4346
    @noivern4346 4 роки тому +3093

    How to beat tall grass
    Step 1: don’t walk into the tall grass

    • @destruckriverivera5227
      @destruckriverivera5227 4 роки тому +39

      OMG YOU SMART

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 4 роки тому +5

      No no it’s ua-cam.com/video/CFv1XuQJeMg/v-deo.html
      Edit: skip 10s

    • @royalsisters3604
      @royalsisters3604 4 роки тому +3

      But what if u had to. to escape some Bad people

    • @leolucas513
      @leolucas513 4 роки тому +11

      Cut the grass

    • @thedinolorian819
      @thedinolorian819 4 роки тому +17

      Or don’t go after random kids calling for help in the first place.
      Kids are cursed.

  • @mastoid45
    @mastoid45 4 роки тому +1070

    “Blink one eye at a time”
    Weeping Angels: ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT MISSION.

    • @tescobakery1927
      @tescobakery1927 4 роки тому +38

      SCP-173 is based off of weeping angels. If you blink with one eye, it simply kills you.

    • @denizs.9619
      @denizs.9619 4 роки тому +18

      @@tescobakery1927 why doesnt it kill you if you dont blink..
      eh forget i asked SCP foundation cannot be explained with mundane logic

    • @amadeus5182
      @amadeus5182 4 роки тому +13

      @@denizs.9619 Who knows? Maybe it wants to play a game, or it made it's own rules to follow because it can easily kill you, so why not make it more entartaining?

    • @monstroazul3989
      @monstroazul3989 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahahahaj

    • @tescobakery1927
      @tescobakery1927 4 роки тому +10

      @@amadeus5182 Yeah I think it's that. There was a story where it's theorized SCP-173 is a predator species from another dimension, and like predator from the movie predator, he hunts for sport

  • @thejebman4912
    @thejebman4912 4 роки тому +600

    How to survive the tall grass:
    1. Put on some Max Repel.

    • @kalm2439
      @kalm2439 4 роки тому +3

      yooo im hearing pokemon rn

    • @Auphyrox
      @Auphyrox 4 роки тому

      i was expecting this comment

  • @matthewmitchell5636
    @matthewmitchell5636 4 роки тому +43

    hold on. there's a very easy alternative to the Dead Dog plot that doesn't require your beloved dog to die; pluck some grass and hold onto it. the grass is dead now that you've picked it, so now you have a much lighter and much less sad anchor to work with.

  • @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683
    @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 4 роки тому +808

    Tall grass: nearly impossible to escape
    Tall people: finally, a worthy opponent

    • @James-dq7oi
      @James-dq7oi 4 роки тому +5

      I would like to fight this field as a certified tall boye

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 4 роки тому +2

      No more likes for you, you're at the perfect 420

  • @lonelyastronauts440
    @lonelyastronauts440 4 роки тому +702

    "I'm also not going to talk about the grass people" the what now

    • @cloudyborger
      @cloudyborger 4 роки тому +32

      Lonely Astronauts and the baby eating too 👶😋🤰

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 4 роки тому +18

      I watched it, and you don't want to know. Trust me on this one.

    • @mymo_on4722
      @mymo_on4722 4 роки тому

      @@neroquin where can you watch it??

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 4 роки тому +3

      thē grãss pēøplē

  • @kirbitchor-robloxandmore2177
    @kirbitchor-robloxandmore2177 4 роки тому +860

    Tall Grass: Help me!
    Them: no
    *movie ends*

    • @eseclipse3267
      @eseclipse3267 4 роки тому +4

      Kirbitchor - roblox and more that’s something I would do

  • @handsome_potato
    @handsome_potato 4 роки тому +869

    Tall grass: hehehe you can't escape
    Me with my driveable lawn mower: sorry is this some kind of photosynthetic joke i am too human to understand.

    • @adamthenewman
      @adamthenewman 4 роки тому +14

      How would this help you get out though? You still can’t get to the end and the grass would probably just regrow

    • @destruckriverivera5227
      @destruckriverivera5227 4 роки тому +5

      @@adamthenewman BLOW IT UP THEN

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 роки тому +15

      haha lawnmower go vroom vroom

    • @PMMillard
      @PMMillard 4 роки тому +6

      Tall Grass: You cant just walk out of my field!
      Me: Haha phone gps goes click

    • @destruckriverivera5227
      @destruckriverivera5227 4 роки тому +1

      @@PMMillard HAHAHA the field will just change or move you or make the grass people brake your phone or you wont hav service or internet to use it

  • @ontop2324
    @ontop2324 4 роки тому +87

    It was honestly one of the most original movies in 2019

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому

      Original isn't good.

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 роки тому +5

      @@MouldMadeMind didn’t say that

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому

      @@ontop2324 yes, you sugested it.
      Despite that it isn't even original.

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 роки тому

      @@MouldMadeMind ok

    • @mightymarlin97
      @mightymarlin97 3 роки тому +17

      @@MouldMadeMind Oh yeah of course. Movies about time manipulating grass fields controlled by an ancient rock of unknown origin are a dime a dozen

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 роки тому +416

    the field sounds like an SCP. like the infinite Ikea.
    I'm actually surprised we haven't made more movies. 500k seems...small.

    • @deltazero7262
      @deltazero7262 4 роки тому +1

      Lets go add this

    • @gaiunx
      @gaiunx 4 роки тому +4

      i wonder... does that number takes into account... porn movies???

    • @emoimo4171
      @emoimo4171 4 роки тому

      Gaiunx Wolfen X
      Only if they were released in theatres. Porn theatres count

    • @toastergod6429
      @toastergod6429 4 роки тому +1

      Scp movie 😳 watchdogs movie?👀

  • @BillBui_
    @BillBui_ 5 років тому +560

    “How to beat tall grass” - turn back the way you came when you hear creepy kid’s voice in some creepy ass grass and mind your own business

  • @gabrielleneer8505
    @gabrielleneer8505 4 роки тому +470

    Them: Gets in the hole
    * Gets stuck*
    Next Movie: In the Deep Hole

    • @Vampspacee
      @Vampspacee 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Vampspacee
      @Vampspacee 4 роки тому +18

      or below the tall grass

    • @Kai-qp7qq
      @Kai-qp7qq 4 роки тому +1

      😂😆😂😆this had me rolling

    • @Jewelytt7
      @Jewelytt7 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! 😂😂😂

    • @rosechloris-aphrodite3109
      @rosechloris-aphrodite3109 4 роки тому +4

      Heaven _girl?! Just like the movie “As above so below” 😂

  • @jennifersado
    @jennifersado 3 роки тому +9

    The way this guy does his sponsor breaks, it's so clever you can't even be mad

    • @DerrisDerrison
      @DerrisDerrison 3 роки тому

      It's the same way Ryan George does his, he calls it 'the Adstranaut' and floats about the screen in 'Ad space' I wonder who got the idea first, if it's a coincidence that they both do the same thing or if they're friends, either way like you say it makes the ads a lot better to watch and not in your face which tbh is really refreshing x

  • @roj0riot
    @roj0riot 5 років тому +394

    this sounds like a horror story a pokemon professor would write about going into the tall grass before getting your starter

    • @akemirose1741
      @akemirose1741 5 років тому +6

      DMroj0 Most likely written by Professor Oak

  • @captainobvious6779
    @captainobvious6779 5 років тому +393

    The buffering scared me. I thought that was my phone.

    • @Mythical_Paws
      @Mythical_Paws 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @axthxrn
      @axthxrn 5 років тому +4

      For real. And I'm watching this on my laptop, which is usually pretty fast. It scared me lol

    • @CenturionMkIII
      @CenturionMkIII 5 років тому +3

      I wasn’t tricked by it because I was watching on my phone

    • @louiewark8527
      @louiewark8527 5 років тому

      I 💯 thought it was my phone

    • @Fearagen
      @Fearagen 3 роки тому

      My phone isnt 1920x1080 so it didnt fool me lol

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +4523

    This movie sounds like a really bad scp article.

    • @Godly_Spartan
      @Godly_Spartan 5 років тому +238

      Scp-Grassthatdoesthings

    • @outlier9099
      @outlier9099 5 років тому +83

      Nah it's a bad Pokemon creepypasta

    • @SaltTectonics
      @SaltTectonics 5 років тому +231

      Theres actually a similar scp to this. These people from the 1950's are caught in a time loop where they relive a gas explosion in their house. However, anyone that goes into the radius of the time loop gets trapped as well and the radius of the loop increases.

    • @Godly_Spartan
      @Godly_Spartan 5 років тому +171

      @@SaltTectonics And there's an endless IKEA scp.

    • @outlier9099
      @outlier9099 5 років тому +66

      @@SaltTectonics that's just Mrs peregrine's home for peculiar children

  • @redgold637
    @redgold637 3 роки тому +8

    the fact that the person who made cube worked on this made me see the pattern of his films being set in one place for the entire movie

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks 5 років тому +240

    I seriously never understood why they didn't try the piggyback ride thing again.

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 4 роки тому +1083

    Video: How to beat: "In the Tall Grass"
    My Brain Reading the thumbnail: How to *Beat* in the tall grass.

  • @WhatzHappeningNow9
    @WhatzHappeningNow9 4 роки тому +2863

    Am I the only one who really liked this movie? I love sci-fi time loops and horror settings.

    • @elijahlaligomez7537
      @elijahlaligomez7537 4 роки тому +129

      I lost brain cells

    • @minibuffalo6634
      @minibuffalo6634 4 роки тому +93

      I just watched it tonight and I absolutely loved it!

    • @Speblet
      @Speblet 4 роки тому +129

      No your no only one thank the lord. I thought I was the only one, I found the moving disturbing because of the loop and deeper meaning at the end but I enjoyed it

    • @Voice_from_the_Void
      @Voice_from_the_Void 4 роки тому +28

      But I thought I was the only one liking it. THANK THE MAKER IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

    • @jessemacneil4245
      @jessemacneil4245 4 роки тому +26

      I actually found this movie entertaining to.

  • @aaaaaaaaooooooo
    @aaaaaaaaooooooo Рік тому +4

    1) Carry two bones from the carcasses. Place one on the ground, walk 1-2 feet, place the other bone on the ground, then reach back and pick up the first bone. Repeat this and you can walk without being teleported.
    2) At the old abandoned facility, make one of the towers fall over onto the ground. It would form a bridge towards the road that is higher than the grass. Add tables, chairs etc to complete this high walkway all the way to the road.
    3) At the abandoned facility, find some wood and make some stilts.

  • @tomritchie7894
    @tomritchie7894 4 роки тому +961

    “You can survive by not blinking”
    Addison Rae’s Mom: *”It is Time”*

  • @kendaltaylor6731
    @kendaltaylor6731 5 років тому +687

    “the couple we start with” “brother and sister” but it gets worse

  • @username3471
    @username3471 5 років тому +357

    "you can't burn the grass as it rains frequently"
    Lawnmower: *Imma end this man's whole career*

    • @mantis_toboggan_md
      @mantis_toboggan_md 5 років тому +6

      Comment stealing ass.

    • @fletcher4098
      @fletcher4098 4 роки тому +1

      Thief

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 роки тому +2

      Common misconception, same as one guy once told me that I can't burn hole in cast iron. Well... I was talking about termite and pyrogel (if it's called like that in English, in Polish pirożel is simply enhanced napalm). You can literally set water on fire with some stuff, and one of it is simply gas.

    • @quackmwah
      @quackmwah 4 роки тому +3

      the rock in the lawnmower: Im about to end this mans whole career

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 4 роки тому

      The water: I'm about to end *Username34's* whole career
      Lawnmowers are electric. Electric meets water. Death.

  • @av3stube480
    @av3stube480 3 роки тому +11

    About the dead things - assuming that the grass has some form of consciousness, which it seems to have, I'm betting that the fact it doesn't move dead things is merely an act, not a rule - as in, the grass does it just to let its prey have some breathing time, yet constantly be reminded of the consequences of 'losing' - dying.
    Also, as far as you can tell, nothing changes when the grass shifts someone's position, so what would prevent the grass from shifting your entire group back when you were close to escaping? It would give you the illusion that the people around a dead object aren't being shifted.
    If you really tried to carry a dead thing around to escape, you'd just end up still lost, but with smelly and dirty hands.

  • @larry882
    @larry882 5 років тому +731

    Lawn mower: im about to end this man's whole career

    • @GlenNDavis-sj7rj
      @GlenNDavis-sj7rj 5 років тому +61

      that does nothing but changes the movie title to "in the short grass"

    • @patrickgronemeyer3375
      @patrickgronemeyer3375 5 років тому +17

      drive the car thru field. lets see that shit transform around a 60 mph. lmao

    • @fareez8248
      @fareez8248 5 років тому +2

      Pretty sure the grass come prepare for that

    • @LostLeona
      @LostLeona 5 років тому +5

      Lol Did you even watch the movie ? There’s a scene where they cut the grass it grew back immediately so there’s no point of a lawn mower because the grass is just going to grow back right away :/ 😅

    • @patrickgronemeyer3375
      @patrickgronemeyer3375 5 років тому +4

      @@LostLeona yeah don't cut it just drive through it. vehicles can drive through corn stalks which our way thicker and tougher than that. I would set a cell phone hotspot for my homies and we would come out there and do donuts on that field day in and day out and have a good old time bring beer and be great.

  • @NBDoomer
    @NBDoomer 5 років тому +856

    “Don’t go into the long grass!”
    - Ajay Sidhu.

    • @iainhansen1047
      @iainhansen1047 5 років тому +4

      Velociraproductions yes!

    • @zacattackg2185
      @zacattackg2185 5 років тому +1

      @@iainhansen1047 clever girl

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 5 років тому +2

      Velociraproductions pokemon is the opposite

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 5 років тому

      didn't see the "(2019)" so i thought this was that scene from JP

    • @Colin666
      @Colin666 5 років тому +1

      Your name fits so damn good to this comment

  • @doggo-sama2600
    @doggo-sama2600 4 роки тому +656

    "Blink one eye at a time"
    SCP Foundation: We would like to know your location
    SCP-173: *sweating intensifies*

    • @Echo_ohc3
      @Echo_ohc3 4 роки тому +27

      He acually would just kill you for this, it is mantioned in his file.

    • @theashenstorm5509
      @theashenstorm5509 4 роки тому +6

      I mean blinking one eye limits your vision

    • @keithkeiser6339
      @keithkeiser6339 4 роки тому +19

      just crouch so 173 can't get your neck

    • @theashenstorm5509
      @theashenstorm5509 4 роки тому +10

      @@keithkeiser6339 that's actually smart

    • @arthuraleatorio
      @arthuraleatorio 4 роки тому

      Im happy to find this

  • @spideraba769
    @spideraba769 3 роки тому +6

    Doggo looks so happy to be helping!

  • @acetuberjason6730
    @acetuberjason6730 4 роки тому +970

    What if Tobin touched the rock and guided you to the edge of the field, then they forcibly dragged him out of the field?

    • @jimjam2557
      @jimjam2557 4 роки тому +132

      He would probably make his way back to the field one way or another.

    • @lapha7899
      @lapha7899 4 роки тому +88

      @@jimjam2557 I cut off his limbs

    • @martillery
      @martillery 4 роки тому +14

      @@lapha7899 I love u😍🤣

    • @lapha7899
      @lapha7899 4 роки тому +71

      @Telestrial Being do intense therapy using flashing lights to remove memory used for people with PTSD if that doesn't work figure out a way to destroy the tall grass once I do I show Tobin if he still feels attached I build his home there since there is no longer any danger so he would just live in that huge area where the grass used to be and live happily ever after

    • @MuyuP
      @MuyuP 4 роки тому +13

      Wtf is this comment section and why do I love it

  • @shqiptariidukagjinit5650
    @shqiptariidukagjinit5650 5 років тому +287

    I like how he pulls a gun on the dog and he’s just sitting their like “you said sit not run.”

  • @ouchie4947
    @ouchie4947 4 роки тому +1297

    The grass let the dog out because it’s a dog duh, can’t kill a dog even if you’re a weird horror field thing

  • @zoemakesmusic
    @zoemakesmusic 3 роки тому +15

    "shut down the theatres" aged too well.

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW 4 роки тому +616

    “I’m not gonna talk about the baby eating”
    Me, who hasn’t watched the movie and am just listening to this like a podcast: THE W H A T

    • @BigManDov
      @BigManDov 4 роки тому +8

      Stolen comment smh

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 4 роки тому +8

      DavidPotato Nah, just said it second, maybe. Can’t tell with this vague “1 month ago” dating.

    • @OriginTruthAndFinality
      @OriginTruthAndFinality 4 роки тому +7

      You uh... Dont wanna know, it's really f up

    • @theawkwardgabe3715
      @theawkwardgabe3715 4 роки тому +21

      I mean, technically it both did and didn't happen. Like yea, she gave birth pre-maturely, and since it was dead her brother fed it to her without her realizing until she died, but at the end they negated everything that happened and she ends up keeping the baby and going home to raise it so the baby also lives? It's a very complicated movie, I give it a 6/10

  • @wicketman2339
    @wicketman2339 4 роки тому +238

    how about the fact they jumped like 2'-3' vertical while pregnant.
    NBA players right there.

    • @zenmar84
      @zenmar84 4 роки тому +4

      And they did it without running for more force.

  • @Omnisprime
    @Omnisprime 5 років тому +75

    The old man should never have let them leave Pallet Town without a Pokémon.

  • @iredx2821
    @iredx2821 Рік тому +3

    Actually, Toben was under someone's shoulder while he was staring at the church for a very long time. Assuming that, he did blinked multiple times at that time and he didn't lose it's sight. That means he doesn't have to blink one eye at a time. He just didn't need to lose the sight with the church for a long time entirely.

  • @nocontent7827
    @nocontent7827 5 років тому +1167

    “You can’t burn down the field of grass because it rains there.”
    Lawnmowers: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 5 років тому +27

      you've never tried to mow even moderately wet grass have you.

    • @lessalazar9068
      @lessalazar9068 5 років тому +44

      @@semi-useful5178 Use a tractor. Boom, problem solved.

    • @johnathonhoward6217
      @johnathonhoward6217 5 років тому +8

      See, I thought about torching the field too but you'd wind up killing the people inside which wouldn't be cool.

    • @therealriddlemaster
      @therealriddlemaster 5 років тому +26

      @@lessalazar9068 Use a vegan. Bigger Boom, problem solved

    • @anglorgman3140
      @anglorgman3140 5 років тому +12

      @@therealriddlemaster Boi We bout to just get 7 foot tall Peppa pig to navigate the Grass.

  • @FrizzleLamb
    @FrizzleLamb 4 роки тому +340

    1:47 "The *couple* we started with"
    **shows clip of the brother and the sister**
    wait a minute-

    • @energenicgurrr6567
      @energenicgurrr6567 4 роки тому +36

      FrizzleLamb sweeet home Alabama

    • @rxneexx3111
      @rxneexx3111 4 роки тому +29

      I thought they were a couple when i started watching like oop

    • @casketman14
      @casketman14 4 роки тому +19

      Calvin did have feelings for her like that

    • @flutterposa
      @flutterposa 4 роки тому +3

      @@casketman14 WHAT

    • @cocobutterlalo1496
      @cocobutterlalo1496 4 роки тому +15

      @@flutterposa Yea there was some weird incest stuff

  • @Thraiel
    @Thraiel 5 років тому +659

    How to beat "In the Tall Grass"
    FBI: *_"Interesting."_*

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 2 місяці тому +2

    Imagine a huge herd of cattle came. It is an infinite buffet for them.

  • @homiesssfleshyyy6410
    @homiesssfleshyyy6410 4 роки тому +437

    At 1:48 like you called “Becky and cal” a couple, all I wanna say is that shows how weird the brothers relationship was with his sister throughout the movie.

    • @taryn7566
      @taryn7566 4 роки тому +64

      rida ahmer yeah he was like obsessed with becky

    • @guidoromani4703
      @guidoromani4703 4 роки тому +84

      and thats on sweet home Alabama

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 роки тому +53

      I was literally yelling "incest" during the whole last act of the movie

    • @svftymiilk
      @svftymiilk 4 роки тому +8

      @@literaIIyshy Thats why Kirby with a knife is here to tell cal to stop his incest bullshit or he gonna get the stab stab

    • @bruhbruh7786
      @bruhbruh7786 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, her brother literally loved his own sister like that's weird af.

  • @dericho7021
    @dericho7021 4 роки тому +204

    When said the grass doesn’t move dead things and made that clear I immediately thought of the ideas of everyone just finding something dead and picking it up

    • @hatetatersgaming522
      @hatetatersgaming522 4 роки тому +6

      The only major problem is that the rock can already warp reality so what if the dead thing loses its permenance as you pick it up

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 роки тому +1

      yeah but if ur holding something and u lose sight of it then even tho ur touching it it will still disappear

    • @nessinu1225
      @nessinu1225 4 роки тому +6

      I think it actually that it only moves living things. For an example if lady gaga went in wearing her meat dress then she would still be moved by the grass even though she is wearing a dead animal.

  • @chickenkurry6451
    @chickenkurry6451 5 років тому +530

    They were using the dog as help guiding them so the field let the dog out.

    • @jayjay_lee
      @jayjay_lee 5 років тому +55

      WHO LET THE DOG OUT?

    • @hs4780
      @hs4780 5 років тому +39

      @@jayjay_lee the g r a s s

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori 5 років тому +4

      Oh wow. Didn't think of that

    • @gridthexenomorph3658
      @gridthexenomorph3658 5 років тому

      @@Alteori I did not think you would appear

  • @TheBurningManLives
    @TheBurningManLives 14 днів тому +1

    Grass can't move dead thing?
    Step one: Grab a corpse
    Step two: Walk out field