WE PLAY COOLCATS AND ASSHATS! (Squad Vlogs)
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Shayne and Damien just casually checking out each other’s underwear that’s what best friendship is all about
I'm sure they did it before... Without cameras... As roommates...and without it too
Lol
" I like diarrhea"
Everyone else: *groans* Aw man
Damien: YES!
aNDREW
Agent Bangus what
Out of context this is confusing 😂
“I grabbed a boy, and kissed him like Bugs Bunny!”
-Shayne Topp 2017
funny hahahahahahaha why did i just respond to this
._______.
the softest thing ever
*666th like broooooo*
*"YOU'RE A GENIUS!!"*
Having heard that, Damien looked slightly alarmed lmao
Courtney: "I like Pirates."
Also Courtney: "I don't like hockey, because it's so violent."
@Guido Mista she is just diff lmao
Guido Mista pee
@@kittieskurse5039 No. She is Dumb.
@Rohan Kishibe I'm pretty sure she is talking about fictious pirates in films. She is a filmbuff.
@@AviChetriArtwork still pretty dirty and violent
When Shayne said "Oh I know who that is." In Bill Clinton's voice I LOST IT!
I did not have sexual intercourse
With that woman, miss lewinsky
SAMEEEEEEEE
I feel like Courtney knows who she is but doesn’t want to say anything about it. Because 1 she said it kinda weirdly and 2 who doesn’t know who Monica Lewinsky is at like 25
Golden Piston Gaming same
When Noah said “yes I murdered a dwarf” I rewatched it about 100 times rounding down and it never gets old lmao
Nice name
DROP YOUR FINGER , YOU THIEF- Damien
What time stampisthis??
@@kirstenmcfarlane9727 22:09
Shayne: “I grabbed a boy and kissed him like Buggs Bunny!”
Damien: 😳
rose when?
Does that mean Damien either saw it or was that said boi!
@@fangxyblare7804 He didn't know Damien back then. They met on So Random like 6 or 7 years ago
@@elvi1990 26:04
This video should be called Noah getting screwed over for 30 minutes straight
I'd pay to watch that
@ChocoGamin3 i'd still pay to watch that
Its what he deserves for disliking the french
@@sheriffsunshine916 How about it being straight and not gay?
@@bug1506 that would also be fine
So now whenever someone from Smosh is mad with Ian and says "Damn, Ian" Damien appears in the room
HEMImetal haaaaa
I LOVE BRACES I'M GETTING THEM AND I'M SO HAPPY
Gabriella Brown u shouldn't be
Gabriella Brown you really shouldn't I've had them and I'm getting them again
Gabriella Brown wtf kinda messed logic?!
29:44
And you know what happens at birthdays?
Shane: WISHE-
Damien: sAcrIFICES
Shayne*
You don’t have sacrifices at your birthdays? Hm, must only be me.
Royal Scissor
Me *courtivia fan*: KiSsEs
Damien: did you run over a Leprachaun earlier?
Noah: yes a murdered a dwarf
Everyone else: uhhmmm not the same thing
I would like your comment but I think keeping it at 420 is more important 😂
Shayne's sign language had me dead...
DONT WORRY I CALLED AN AMBULANCE
Had me a little offended. Have had people do this in front of me and my mum (not joking).
I-kun it’s obviously just the group joking around, there’s no need to be dramatic about a joke 🙄
(Takes long sip of coffee)
Noah: yeah, haha. *I murdered a dwarf.*
Me: well, there goes my coffee...
Right out of your intestines !
I actually started choking and coughing my insides out from that 😂
Damien: “is it weird that i was thinking about all of those before u said them?”
Noah: no
me, aware that damien is a psychic: no
I'm deaf and the sign language part got me
Did he actually say anything in sign?
@@eelbobitus4551 not at all 😂
So Shayne's hip-thrusting isn't actual ASL?
Awww I wanted to known if he actually said anything in sign, pity it didn’t turn out to be something hilarious. Oh well. It was funny regardless lol
I was like "Oh. Shayne can't talk for this round. I guess it's this one time he's not gonna make me laugh"
proceeds to kill me with his sign language
Deaf people can talk...
I-kun there are a number of def people who are mute as well
Freshly Squeezed Orange FSO when
Yes but deaf people can't hear. :)
Freshly Squeezed Oran
“They’re Suck”-Shayne Topp 2017
the way Courtney reacted to the lip piercing at 10:34
Made me laugh
UMMMM is no one going to talk about how good Damien looks in this video? Like he's alwayyyys been attractive but dang
I thought the same thing!!
It’s the fresh haircut man, so sexy! Fresh haircuts always make someone more attractive
Yessssss do you ship Damien and shayne or shayne and Courtney?
@@user-jj7td5yg9p that's a tough one. I wanna say Shartney cause they'd be cute together but I gotta go with Shamien
He was a bit of a sweaty boi if you look at him while his arms were raised.
8:15 "I murdered a dwarf!" HAS ME FRICKEN CRYING 🤣🤣
Ian and Anthony + Planet Fitness = Shayne and Damian
Stefanos Lappas yyyuuuuppppp XD
Stefanos Lappas 😂😂😂 true!!
Stefanos Lappas who would be who?
Marit Nijman shayne is Ian, Damian is Anthony
Stefanos Lappas I think the opposite
WE STAN A GENDER-BENDING FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE (26:20 bows/cirtsies)
"I don't wanna upset people from Cleveland" is my new favorite thing
Courtney:”I’m gonna put away this card cause I don’t know who that is.”
Shayne doing a Bill Clinton impression: “Oh I know who that is.”
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
MisterSamman this part killed me
Poor Monika
i OUT LOUD SCREAMED
Best Shayne impression of all time 🤣🤣🤣
"I thought I knew you better Sarah." That literally made me laugh so hard.
I know
Olivia: Thanks for watching...... (says outro)
Shayne: *just twerks while no one pays attention*
12:22 did no one notice Shane doing the signs from The OA!?!?
I did, it was freaking awesome lol
Olivia noticed
The what sign??
"DROP YOUR FINGER YOU THIEF" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO BAD
Oh thank you Damienlol
Shayne's story of his first kiss omg I'm dying 😂😂😂💕💕
21:58 Lmao!! 😂 i love how damiens like shaynes dad and just goes for it.
Courtney: "We punish ourselves, it's a fetish." most underrated line of the video
First voice I hear: Shayne's voice. I shed a tear of joy.
SAME
First Name Last Name ME😂
Damien and Shayne should have their own smosh show they're so funny :'D
CupOfTeaWithCandy there's so random
guys...
i know about so random
... i meant their own smosh show
and now they have one so yep i'm happy ^^
They have their own show on smosh games.
I wish, but damiens technically part of smosh games :/
Lea Sparkle check smash games, I’m pretty sure Wednesday is the day for their show
27:03 "oh I know who that is" LMAO
Watching these early Damien videos are so funny. He's so much more comfy now
Sooooo we are just not going to talk about Damien’s reaction to never have I ever kissed a butt because like oh boy
His face literally screamed "grow up Noah" lmao
Yeah, that was great lol
"I like child labor"
-Damien Haas, 2017
The way Noah just casually talks about murdering a dwarf has me choking on my own saliva
Courtney: Monica Lewinsky idk who that is.
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Shayne in Bill Clinton voice: Oh I know who that is.
I had to find this comment
The 266 dislikes are people sexually confused by Shane's twerking.
Shayne*
Unfortunately It is now 500
Now 572
Its 574 now
Benjamin 12 it’s a number now
7:00 I thought about how it would be kinda offensive if Shane randomly didn’t like the Amish, but then realized that anybody who could be offended would never see this video
Chazse __ lmao
It’s Shayne not Shane
Chazse __LMAOO
@@ribligious its not though
exploding melon universe it is spelled Shayne
9:50 “They call ‘em wing dings”
- Courtney Miller, 2017
👌
damien: i do not like magicians
shayne: WHAT
me remembering shaynes episode of sam and cat (he played a magician): *gasps* DAMIEN, NO
Olivia- "I like Cleveland Steamers..."
Shayne- "UH"
The person who edits these videos is my spirit animal.
Natalie M Wes
Corbin McAmmond I don’t think Wes edits anymore.
I think Wes still edits. He is known as Wes Theeditor for a reason.
29:13-29:23
Shayne, Damien, and Noah: the three regular wheels on a shopping cart
Courtney: that one wheel
27:03
My favorite impression by Shane
“I LIKE PIRATES, I THINK THEYRE COOL,......I DONT LIKE HOCKEY BECAUSE ITS VIOLENT”
WTF COURTNEY
yeah thats the only reason to like hockey because its violent
Th... That's not the point. The point is that pirates are violent, yet she likes them..
same thing between mexico and hockey
I didn't realise that
She likes pirates cause there hot duh 🤦🏽♀️
Soooo Shayne's first kiss was with a boy? That's the best thing I've heard all day
12:52 >likes pirates but dislikes hockey because it's violent
24:05 "I believe that's Keith's dad" 😂😂
22:15 will forever be my favorite Damien quote. "Drop your finger you thief"
I love how for the "kiss someone of the same sex" tie breaker they all just lunged at each other with no hesitation and Noah was just sitting there like wat.
"drop your finger you thief" -2017
Noah : “Control you’re squire!”
Damian : “ SQUIRE! OAI! QUIT HUMPING THAT!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would love to hang out with Shayne, he seems like a joy to be around 😁😁
Courtney- "We punish ourselves. Its a fetish.'
Hot
H o l y shit. I laughed so hard at the Shayne sign language part
Stormageddon SAME!!!!!
Shayne and Noah are an underrated comedy duo....
"It's like a tiny Cadbury Egg that makes you smell good."
I'm starting to really like Damien.
Should I sell that tattoo online
Courtney Miller yes
Love ya btw
i'd buy it for so much money
Courtney Miller where is that shirt from? Its so cute 🎮😸
Courtney Miller yes!!!
I’m deaf and the part where Shayne has to sign is 😂 hilarious!
(I can hear bc hearing aids)
same bruh lol
He did the motions from the OA
@@theonetruebobthecob972 A+ reference
At 25:50, I laughed. I was in kindergarten, and I was showing I pick this boy up. He leaned forwards. 😂
I love Noah's reaction to Shayne saying he's going to plastic wrap him xD
SHAYNE DOING THE OA DANCE IS THE REASON IM LIVING AAAAA
Chloe Taylor I
Shane "signing" made me actually laugh so hard my mum yelled at me from the other end of the house to shut up
Jessica Clark the best part was when he flipped us off lmao
Shaynes Clinton impression when Courtney said she didn't know Monica lewinsky 😂😂😂
“I have never, uh, played Minecraft.”
I had to stop for a second and question what Olivia said as I’m sitting here playing Minecraft.
'I thought i knew you better Sarah'😂😂😂
28:33 why does he look like that? (Shayne)
I always love the Squad Vlogs video and this video made my week. Couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Also Shayne & Damien seriously need a show together because they are hilarious!
APerfectOutsider what a prediction
I love how Damien always says “_____ American points” when someone asks how many points everyone has when the game ends. It’s hilarious every time!
Shayne:''i grabbed a boy and kissed him like bugs bunny'' Me:rewatches it a million times none stop luaghing
"I like Cleveland Steamers"
OOOMMMGGG WHY IS COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER SO PERFECT???!!! ❤️
Sarah Hamel she just is.
Sarah Hamel yeah right?😃
courtney who? you mean sarah, right?
But u wanna know who is better...
COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLER!!
Sarah Hamel How?
I honestly think Damien covering his ears in the clap competition was cute
Shayne: Happy birthday to you
Damien: Happy birthday to you
Noah: Happy birthday to you
Courtney *_BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK_*
SHAYNE IS LIFE 😂 the most accurate display of sign language ever.
#daddyneedshisjuse
Microman #WORLDSTAR
Life's a party .. ur a boiii
your meeting my mom...my mom doesn't care
Microman #daddyneedshisjews* #killmeplez #iamreallyracist
😂😂😂
Years later this is still one of my all time favorite squad vlogs
Shane: I thought i knew you better _sarah_
Damien:... **smiles**
Thats *Courtney*
Thinks: I bet she likes hockey yay I love hockey
“I don’t like hockey”
*REJECTED*
No it's just like: Well, now that I think about it, I don't like it either😂
Damien is amazing but I think he fits in more here than Smosh games cause I’m Smosh games he’s usually more over talked and ignored with Smosh Games
BEAUTYPITTSTOP 101 yes and he's an actor! I just don't think the smosh squad had space for him
@@thePinkKitty3 just kick out Keith and we all good
LSUFanz85 then they'd have too many white dudes
the Pink Kitty in comparison to what? More white guys?
@@lordwafflemun5683
Keith is black so the have diversity. If you take him away then you'd have 3 white guys (if you include damien) 1 white girl and one Asian girl. That's not enough diversity
I have a crush on Damian and wes 😂
10:40 - about piercings - honestly, once they're healed, they're unlikely to get caught in anything unless you're unlucky in a fight or something
"Drop your finger you thief"
Shane: did you run over a leprechaun earlier?
Noah- ..i murdered a dwarf.
Mini DonutsMSP I think Damian asked that but either way it was funny 😂
Shayne*
I wish I would’ve seen this when it first came out. The greatest yearbook quote of all time is “‘I grabbed a boy and kissed him like Buggs Bunny!’ -Shayne Topp”
Being someone who loves doing sign language, I'm glad one of the Smosh members actually know how to do asl
I just started learning, and seeing this video I laugh but I understand. Sign language is pretty weird to me.
I was laughing at shayne's story of kissing that boy but then I realised his first make out was at 14 and I'm turning 15 in 2 months and I'm single af
Macy Mace I didn’t have my first kiss till 16 and make out till I was 17 so don’t worry don’t rush it x
Haha same
Macy Mace I didn’t have my first kiss until 18, and I know people 20+ who haven’t yet. I wouldn’t worry about it
Macy Mace idk when i had my first kiss but my first makeout was at age 13 and im turing 18 in less then a month... still single
19 going on 20 and still havent.
THE FUCKING BILL CLINTON IMPRESSION 😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon Ramirez I was waiting for someone to pick up on it 😅😂 . . . wait. . . does this mean, we're, old 😢
IT DOES!!!...Kinda.. lol idk bout you but i'm 19.
Brandon Ramirez it was before our time still, I'm 17 but I'm "THAT" kid that loves history and politics
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT NOAH SAYING “i should’ve said never have i ever been asian” I CACKLED
8:17 *- the exact moment when shayne loses his shit -*
Shane's sigh language made me laugh so much
Damien for Smosh Squad 2017 - forever. The interaction between him and the other five especially Shayne is just priceless.
"use all the parts of the animal if you're gonna eat an aminal."
sounds right
0:00 maybe this vid should be called coolcats and asstats instead😂
That's really good why does this comment have no likes
am I the only one that thinks Damien should be a part of smosh.
Aaron Lawhn your wish has been granted
Yes
I do
Aaron Lawhn Damien is apart of smosh
He is on smosh games not smosh squad
This was so funny! Please play this again. I just can't get enough of Shayne and Damien. When they're together, it's simply comedy gold! And could you guys do a TRY NOT TO LAUGH WITH WATER CHALLENGE.
Honestly,
Shayne + Damien
Shayne and Damien always make the video great. They are my favorite!!!!! I guess its because they're professionally hilarious, also they mix so well! Probably because they are bffs but still!