Mashinky - Jon Plays With Trains

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 7 років тому +79

    Mancunian here. That is actually what our city looks like, it's actually just all cardboard cutouts.
    It was a bitch getting the Beetham Tower one to stay up.

    • @ValStartaker
      @ValStartaker 7 років тому +3

      Mancunian here, can confirm Beetham Tower is cardboard tourist trap.

    • @ianwalker6546
      @ianwalker6546 7 років тому +1

      Hang on a minute, if Manchester is made of carboard, why does't it go all floppy in the rain? What are you hiding?

    • @ValStartaker
      @ValStartaker 7 років тому +4

      It's special Tory cardboard. It refuses to change no matter what happens to it.

  • @Ascarona
    @Ascarona 7 років тому +128

    "Thats where the unspeakable monstrosities live." *Points camera in the direction of Wales.*

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 7 років тому +1

      I was wondering if he was referencing something with that. I thought that while multitasking I must have missed out on some information earlier in the video.

    • @heartbeatcity23
      @heartbeatcity23 7 років тому +1

      BradTheAmerican Torchwood outside the government beyond the police

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 6 років тому

      I thought it was Scotland.

  • @stewhv94
    @stewhv94 7 років тому +58

    I hope the final version has laser trains.

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 7 років тому +41

    Jon, you should try out Transport Fever. It's ver ysimilar to this, you can build train lines for moving freight and passengers, make roadways with loads of cars and whatnot carrying people and cargo, and even build airports for long distance resource transporting.

    • @gangelious3894
      @gangelious3894 7 років тому

      Was literally about to ask if he'd considered Transport Fever, wondering if anyone else mentioned it first

    • @eatmywords
      @eatmywords 7 років тому +2

      until they implement multiplayer it is transport fever, but without any other transport.

    • @redracerb18
      @redracerb18 7 років тому

      So much better then this.

    • @snoophogg85
      @snoophogg85 7 років тому

      Indeed - was just thinking what the USP is here being that transport fever exists and is pretty darn good.

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 7 років тому +2

      ott might be the best simulation. It just looks horrible. There is no other word for it. And i assume thats poison for youtube video because theres no eye candy and few could actually follow it. It only works in Yogscast Christmas Charity Streams once per year....
      This here at least looks better then Transport Fever. And i like the seperate building mode. But building tracks is still as bad as in TF.

  • @HaixThePro
    @HaixThePro 7 років тому +133

    "Mashinky" (Mašinky) means literally "Little trains" in Czech.

    • @CoffeeConsumer643
      @CoffeeConsumer643 7 років тому +10

      and in russia machine

    • @artyomolefir4765
      @artyomolefir4765 7 років тому +4

      Or Russian.

    • @amdhd6990
      @amdhd6990 7 років тому +14

      Or slovak. Probably most of Slavic languages

    • @HaixThePro
      @HaixThePro 7 років тому +3

      Artyom Olefir
      No. It's Czech. I'm absolutely sure with this, because i'm czech myself...

    • @bigchindave6102
      @bigchindave6102 7 років тому +2

      Holy Roman Empire it also maens mechanical machine or somthing similar it annoys me its spelt wrong
      And ahoy promin za bilbe psani

  • @Greenman-io7pr
    @Greenman-io7pr 4 роки тому +2

    First Impression: Looks like OpenTTD
    with modern graphics and is also more Train-Centric

  • @KashouWannabe
    @KashouWannabe 7 років тому +3

    Seen a few takes on this early demo of Mashinky. It really is a tight race bewteen Jon and Colonel Failiure for the levels of "Britishness" on show.
    Been playing a lot of Transport Fever recently, pretty addicted. I had A-Train as a kid, on the Amiga 1200, but all I ever did was run cool trains about, really want to get a modern A-Train like title and get my teeth stuck into it.

  • @Ashencrowe
    @Ashencrowe 7 років тому +1

    "Like Thatcher back from the dead." Bravo!

  • @volgiene5777
    @volgiene5777 7 років тому +18

    Gives me the feel of Transport Tycoon

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 7 років тому +1

    Basically Open TTD. I would very much like a modern version. This game looks good for the state it is in so far.

  • @Ashencrowe
    @Ashencrowe 7 років тому +2

    I KNEW you'd want to play this one, Jon. Thanks for the video!

  • @SRoseAIResearch
    @SRoseAIResearch 7 років тому +8

    This is literally a modern version of Transport Tycoon

  • @ryancross7268
    @ryancross7268 7 років тому

    I think this is the first time I've seen South Lanarkshire in a video game. Nice to see games acknowledge towns/regions in the UK outside of London for a change.

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker 7 років тому

    As far as 'train games surprisingly namedropping my obscure rural hometown' go, Transport Fever already has me covered - although, technically, the town it gave me was the greater municipality of which my village is a part, not the specific village I live in itself. Nevertheless, I was pretty shocked.

  • @thomasesr
    @thomasesr 7 років тому

    Omg this is such a throwback to my days playing Railroad Tycoon 2

  • @Plasticcaz
    @Plasticcaz 7 років тому

    I'm sure I played a game like this when I was younger... A long time ago now. I've forgotten what it was. This obviously seems like a spiritual successor to that game.

  • @rogergoza3180
    @rogergoza3180 7 років тому +3

    Jon+trains=FUCK YEAH

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 4 роки тому +1

    "... which I assume means something in a language that isn't mine." So well said.

  • @eloquentlyemma
    @eloquentlyemma 7 років тому +14

    I'm sorry to be pedantic, but South Lanarkshire is a region in Scotland and Cardiff is a city in Wales. For future reference, neither are in rural England.

    • @LeaderofChickens
      @LeaderofChickens 7 років тому +1

      oooooh its close enough ;)

    • @TSGZeroHundred
      @TSGZeroHundred 7 років тому +2

      I'm sure he may... Somewhat know this, considering he LIVES there

    • @TSGZeroHundred
      @TSGZeroHundred 7 років тому

      ahahah Thanks, I try to leave everyone with an extra tumor from cancer, I also haven't updated it for like two years really so...

    • @konadesu
      @konadesu 7 років тому

      Wolverhampton is also a city near Birmingham.

  • @ph7517
    @ph7517 7 років тому

    You can mark a station and build extensions to it. Larger area to collect passengers and so on.

  • @ManyATrueNerd
    @ManyATrueNerd  7 років тому +152

    If you follow me on Twitter, you'll know why it's so hilarious this is today's video...

    • @ba-loo-loo7676
      @ba-loo-loo7676 7 років тому +7

      Oh god, I just checked, it looks like you're having a [GREAT] time.
      ^^^^sponsored ^^^^by ^^^^trains

    • @Viner_Davis
      @Viner_Davis 7 років тому +8

      Many A True Nerd shame you had such a bad time in Gloucester, it is abit shit though

    • @seb3090
      @seb3090 7 років тому +3

      Diagonals down slopes sounds like you want to cause barrel rolls Jon. Do you want to cause trains to barrel roll?

    • @superduper853
      @superduper853 7 років тому +1

      Many A True Nerd RIP

    • @tREX13470
      @tREX13470 7 років тому +1

      Ehhh the irony of life is the best kind of irony...

  • @junelangley2800
    @junelangley2800 7 років тому +2

    You know what Jon? If you enjoy this (or not to be honest) you'll love OpenTTD. It's amazingly fun, challenging, free, can be easily expanded with NewGRFs, can be played on almost anything, even small laptops, and you could run it in multiplayer with Claire if you want to for more fun, and even better, the signals work and most of them are incredibly intuitive, and although it is based off an old game from the early 1990's, the original 8-bit graphics which I personally prefer, can be easily replaced through the in-game content downloader with the 32-bit HD graphics set Zbase. I highly recommend it, and as it's a fun, relaxing strategy game and an old classic, I'm sure you'd love it, and as such I really hope you will check it out, even if you don't make it a series. Please, please, try it out?

  • @JonnBlanchard
    @JonnBlanchard 7 років тому

    Jeez Jon, Basingstoke is one of the largest towns in the south and is so old that it’s mentioned in the doomsday book - more importantly it’s mentioned in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ;)

  • @LiveLNXgaming
    @LiveLNXgaming 7 років тому +7

    This is what happens when everyone playing monopoly goes for the bloody railroad.

  • @brandonwelsh5090
    @brandonwelsh5090 7 років тому +8

    Hope the game has Gateshead or at least Newcastle. The north east rarely gets any love in games

    • @CtrlAltGiveUp
      @CtrlAltGiveUp 7 років тому +1

      I know, it's like people think anything beyond Manchester is Scotland.

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 7 років тому +16

    they look like they're in desperate need of a train network, that road system is terrible.

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch 7 років тому +9

    Can confirm, we Scots rule the world.
    When we're not drunk on Buckfast.
    Which is almost never.

    • @eloquentlyemma
      @eloquentlyemma 7 років тому +2

      mrcheesemunch ... but we are apparently invisible - which probably explains why we are frequently ignored... or just lumped in with England. So yay! Thanks; Westminster, BBC, mainstream media, most youtubers, etc.

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 7 років тому +2

      They're all just jealous about not having unicorns roam their lands!

  • @Brendnpatric
    @Brendnpatric 7 років тому +2

    I want to see Jon and Clair get competitive with trains dammit

  • @coffeecat2812
    @coffeecat2812 7 років тому +1

    "You can make it go woo woo!" I admit, I giggled.

  • @totalwar1793
    @totalwar1793 4 роки тому +1

    I wish Jon played OpenTTD

  • @elibot
    @elibot 7 років тому

    I had a massive train set as a kid. I must own this game!

    • @elibot
      @elibot 7 років тому

      I actually own a hogwarts express train set. It is amazing

  • @haggle2
    @haggle2 7 років тому +6

    This looks incredibly similar to Transport Fever.

    • @arienh4
      @arienh4 7 років тому

      Well, yeah, both TF and this are carbon copies of Transport Tycoon Deluxe with a graphics overhaul.

  • @Fowey7
    @Fowey7 7 років тому

    looks like a simplified version of locomotion, but the building system is much better in this. In locomotion everything had to be placed manually

  • @sigilsun
    @sigilsun 7 років тому

    This has all the obscure English places like Plymouth, Peterborough and Manchester. I thought obscure places in England were places like Upper Slaughter, Six Mile Bottom and Wythenshawe (rarely pronounced correctly). Nice to see they got Manchester cathedral in there though *lol*

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 7 років тому +1

    Has Jon ever played OpenTTD? I think he would absolutely love it.

  • @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
    @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 7 років тому +13

    In diesem Spiel sollte es eine Insel mit zwei Bergen, im tiefen blauen Meer, mit vier Tunnels und Gleisen und dem Eisenbahnverkehr. Man fragt sich: Wie mag die Insel heißen? Ringsherum wär schöner Strand. Jeder sollte einmal reisen in das schöne Lummerland.

  • @liamsavine7954
    @liamsavine7954 7 років тому

    Peterborough is finally in a game! I live there! 10/10 instantly

  • @slothvanguard8953
    @slothvanguard8953 7 років тому +1

    I think this will be the only time Telford will ever feature in a video game.. XD

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 7 років тому +3

    I found Milton Keynes, the home of Sweyn

  • @fsaxjack3181
    @fsaxjack3181 7 років тому

    Shoutout from Peterborough! (Peterborough Canada, but still)

  • @human_4040
    @human_4040 7 років тому +40

    I like trains

  • @rogergoza3180
    @rogergoza3180 7 років тому +2

    This reminds me of your one way road system from city skylines

  • @nahco3994
    @nahco3994 7 років тому

    Those trains are basically crawling. Maybe have those early, weak engines pull slightly shorter trains?

  • @zephcool9673
    @zephcool9673 7 років тому

    I’d love to see more people of this

  • @joezetank
    @joezetank 7 років тому

    I'm still hanging out for a game that is literally a diorama simulator that lets you build a virtual model railway and all the scenery

    • @Spanners_
      @Spanners_ 7 років тому

      joezetank cities skylines already exists

  • @Ashencrowe
    @Ashencrowe 7 років тому

    Weight: Unloaded Base Weight(Fully-Loaded Weight). This completes the equation for your locomotive's Carry Capacity.

  • @meadofvalhalla8535
    @meadofvalhalla8535 7 років тому

    Really enjoyed this video, Keep up the good work

  • @vorbis1004
    @vorbis1004 7 років тому

    trains need loops at the end of the tracks to turn around? Jon you are mental

  • @Rhetam
    @Rhetam 7 років тому

    Hi Jon.
    Hope you're home soon and on less trains!

  • @thekatanaguy1902
    @thekatanaguy1902 7 років тому

    I didn't know that I needed this, but I do.

  • @jeroldproductions6367
    @jeroldproductions6367 7 років тому +1

    Jon likes trains more than tunnels ;)

  • @Techdisk42
    @Techdisk42 7 років тому

    This looks like Sid Meier's Railroads or Railroad Tycoon. That's probably what it's a spiritual successor to.

  • @TheLonelyBrit
    @TheLonelyBrit 7 років тому

    Early steam-age trains and not a single mention of Liverpool... *shakes head in disappointment"

  • @jwebb4750
    @jwebb4750 7 років тому +5

    Jon don't spoil the video in the description

  • @danielkreger528
    @danielkreger528 7 років тому +19

    Has Jon played transport fever?

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 7 років тому +1

      don't think so. he'd realise that this is literally transport fever. With better graphics and fewer content. And the track building is at least yet not better then the horribly bad one in Transport Fever.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 7 років тому +1

      Has he played Sid Meier's Railroads! ?

  • @TheGouzy90
    @TheGouzy90 7 років тому

    Early steam age in 1920 ? More like Golden steam age. Steam trains started around 1840 If I remember correctly.

  • @T--xo2uq
    @T--xo2uq 6 років тому

    Anyone remember Sid Meier's Railroads? I played it a ton when I was younger.

  • @billyhyde1415
    @billyhyde1415 7 років тому +5

    Your train near Milton Keynes should be the Sweyn Express.

  • @grahamhansford2055
    @grahamhansford2055 7 років тому

    that looks like fun.

  • @robert.1674
    @robert.1674 7 років тому

    i did not know i live on a mountain last time i checked my area was quite flat

  • @goldengolem4670
    @goldengolem4670 7 років тому

    Kid Jon is really happy now isnt he?

  • @kudycuzy1401
    @kudycuzy1401 7 років тому

    Also cool vid pls continue this game

  • @SnowyK
    @SnowyK 7 років тому

    The trains I know irl of can move both directions, I get that the old loco engines can't but modern trains can.

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 6 років тому

      All trains can move in both directions, but running a train backwards is dangerous. The reason modern commuter trains can run both ways at full speed is because they have an engine at both ends, rather than just one at a specific end.

  • @MarkTrentOfficial
    @MarkTrentOfficial 7 років тому +2

    DERBY IS NOT OBSCURE!

  • @human_4040
    @human_4040 7 років тому

    you want to want to know what makes trains go woo woo

  • @awordabout...3061
    @awordabout...3061 7 років тому

    Please please PLEASE try Railroad Tycoon 3 - it's got all these features, including riding along with the train, plus it has actual missions and an old-timey american prospector narrator!

  • @jacobarrington4761
    @jacobarrington4761 7 років тому

    He should play railroad tycoon 3 because it is like a old finished version of this.

  • @princeamongkings343
    @princeamongkings343 7 років тому

    Its like Lionel Train Town except larger and better looking.

  • @worldkat1393
    @worldkat1393 7 років тому

    Sid's railroad is still my BAE even with its flaws.

  • @dadas12mc
    @dadas12mc 7 років тому +1

    "Mašinky" means "trains" in Czech but author changed this weird letter "š" for "sh" but pronunciation is same and it's more "foreign friendly" :)

  • @alextresadern3326
    @alextresadern3326 7 років тому

    That Thatcher joke 😂

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 7 років тому

    I hope there will be 2000$ worth of DLC like with the train sim. Looks very much like Transport Fever Right down to some almost identical menus. World graphics look a bit better.

  • @sp0ckz0mbi3
    @sp0ckz0mbi3 7 років тому

    Jon you should play Factorio it a game about building a factory and murdering trees. Also it has trains.

  • @Saffee9
    @Saffee9 7 років тому

    Oh god Basingstoke is in a game, I feel the need to apologise. (It's near Reading Jon)

  • @TheTurkishGuyIn1080p
    @TheTurkishGuyIn1080p 7 років тому +1

    Basingstoke!

  • @thekatanaguy1902
    @thekatanaguy1902 7 років тому

    "And then we gonna take a full load every time" - Jon 2k17

  • @cearl9020
    @cearl9020 7 років тому

    Good game!

  • @steepo101
    @steepo101 7 років тому

    Wolverhampton represent!

  • @ChevyChase301
    @ChevyChase301 7 років тому +1

    "Jon crashes train"

  • @toewoe
    @toewoe 7 років тому

    My last name is Oldham, my great Grandpa was English.

  • @blakestout1355
    @blakestout1355 7 років тому

    I wonder if there is the great city of Snape that where my mom use to live when she was in England.

  • @aligallaton3978
    @aligallaton3978 6 років тому

    As a Scot, I both agree and disagree that we are invisible and rule the world.

  • @TheUltrahypnotoad
    @TheUltrahypnotoad 7 років тому

    "Invisible Scotsmen rule the world."
    That's nonsense Jon. Squirrels rule the world, everyone knows that.

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset 7 років тому

    "the trains magically loop around" that's probably because trains can do that. they can be driven from both ends.... at least, that's the case with modern ones.

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 6 років тому

      Because there's an engine at both ends, which is not the case here. In this case the train is somehow flipping around at the station as if all the passengers have got out and lifted the entire train off the rails and turned it around in a nanosecond.

  • @danielvandoorn
    @danielvandoorn 7 років тому

    Alterate title: The Little Jon that could".

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 7 років тому

    Your trains are running slowly because they can only haul so much.

  • @VampireofEmotion
    @VampireofEmotion 7 років тому

    In what world are Derby and Peterborough small towns? I was hoping for places like Church Stretton and Newton Longville to turn up

  • @brodygray1880
    @brodygray1880 7 років тому

    Jon should seriously play farming simulator, i think he'd enjoy it.

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 7 років тому

    Unspeakable Monstrosities had better be DLC.

  • @kudycuzy1401
    @kudycuzy1401 7 років тому

    No one discuss the zone. Be safe... From the zone

  • @DavidHarris-vn3dx
    @DavidHarris-vn3dx 7 років тому

    Jon, play Factorio! It has trains too!

  • @TJCluedo
    @TJCluedo 7 років тому +1

    What about Portsmouth? Come on, Jon, you have fans in Portsmouth too! What did we do to offend you? Nah, we love you really :)

    • @willsaunders3943
      @willsaunders3943 7 років тому

      TJCluedo Someone else from Portsmouth 😁👌🏼

    • @TJCluedo
      @TJCluedo 7 років тому +1

      I tried to tell him he had fans in Portsmouth...he never listens

    • @TJCluedo
      @TJCluedo 7 років тому

      We got a mention so all is forgiven

  • @avengingangel
    @avengingangel 2 роки тому

    Are you going to do a follow-up to see how the game has changed?

  • @human_4040
    @human_4040 7 років тому +7

    this needs VR

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare 7 років тому +3

      This is the game with the least need of VR.

  • @TenebrousFilms
    @TenebrousFilms 7 років тому

    Anyone else reminded of Mini Metro?

  • @jarradscarborough7915
    @jarradscarborough7915 7 років тому

    No Jon!! now i have to go play transport tycoon to fill my urges! :/

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 7 років тому

    Can you please have a modded play through of a game
    With a Cherry on top

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 7 років тому

    Presumably not the same Jan Zelezny I once saw break the world javelin record?

    • @themedpurge6817
      @themedpurge6817 7 років тому +1

      This guys' name is not Jan Zelezny, but Jan Zeleny. Not gonna break any world javelin records, but AFAIK he made this all by himself :).

    • @Rateus_Johanson
      @Rateus_Johanson 7 років тому

      Themed Purge thanks, I should learn to read. Go Jan!

    • @Xawwis
      @Xawwis 3 роки тому +1

      Translated to english, Jan Zelezny is John Iron and Jan Zeleny is John Green :)

  • @LiveLNXgaming
    @LiveLNXgaming 7 років тому

    I want there to be people but just make them 2d sprites that alway face the player. I think that would look good with this game honestly. Just at stations and on the trains thow. Like have them pop out of existence off the train. Would take like 10kb of space.

  • @cammybate
    @cammybate 7 років тому

    wheres loughborough at (my hometown)