if I was deployed overseas and had to interact with the local kids I would probably do the same t'ill of course I find out the said local kid is with the local unwanted belligerent faction
All they ever focus on is high graphics and mechanics that are real extra, how could they have the gull to complain? Billion dollar company trying to charge most of the 7+ year old games for $80 CAD and expect people not to have high standards? If you search up a photo of the dev teams for Ubisoft, you'll quickly realize why they get easily offended by criticism
@@ililililililililliil I mostly agree with you (except for the part where you casually admit to being lame), but it's "gall", not "gull" lmfao *seagull sounds*
In GTA San Andreas the NPCs lose their patience if something is blocking their patch on the road and they try to go around, but in the AAAA game they're incapable of such technology from 2004
Yep and the NPCs there were also pretty dumb, I mean if you drove fast on the streets the ppl from the walkway jumped in front of your car, because they thought this way they would avoid you😂 I think this was the way I got the most unwillingly police stars 😂
@@roberthentosh5635 Excuse me, but in both games devs got paid either way. That is not an excuse or explains anything. It is about technology. They just focus in other aspects
1:10 "We've got a dead trooper!" His bones must have been made of paper if one hit from somebody with noodles for arms killed him, while he was wearing full body armor.
@@cheopatius2579dogtier? Nah that’s an insult to dogs. Even if you meant dogshit that’s an insult to dogshit, cause at least dogshit can be fertilizer for the ground
@@chemeister Ghost of Tsushima didn't have the gall to call itself AAAA game and charge $100+ to let players beta test it. And besides, Ghost of Tsushima had an in-game reason not to let you go outside the map.
Battlefront 2015 and Battlefront 2 did this better, because if you go out of bounds it says “RETURN TO MISSION AREA” and an officer on your comms will accuse you of desertion for leaving the battle. Simple but cool. This game breaks immersion by literally calling itself a “game” in-game. Simple and stupid.
@@Avatar93700 I dont. The information was out there. If they are so willing to part 130 that blindly, its their own fault. Hopefully they enjoyed what they got, or learned a lesson not to pay 130 in advance for a game without doing any groundwork to check if its worth it.
@@jimmyfx5699 How about not to pre-order any game again? At least if you are using digital versions. Its not like Steam or Playstation marketplace run out of downloadable copies...
@@jimmyfx5699crazy part is I actually enjoy skull and bones bought the ultimate edition on sale for 40 bucks and I’m good with that purchase outlaws is just pure garbage
Fun fact of the day: Kingpin: Life of Crime was a shooter that came out in 1999 and in it you could occasionally recruit NPC's as hired muscle. Not only were they capable of holding their own, they were also intelligent enough to follow you through the game's tight levels without getting stuck and they were even capable of jumping over gaps without falling off. This may not sound special nowadays but for 1999 this was mind-blowing. And then there's Outlaws, somehow having dumber AI than a game released 25 years ago.
Ubisoft games are like if you forced a bunch of different AI structures with conflicting procedures to create a game based off of a generic prompt of what games are supposed to be like, the only catch being that the person who wrote the guidelines never actually played a single game in their life
Except there also aren't a lot of masterpieces in the indies. Most indie game devs try to do everything themselves and they suck at it, and they don't hire Art Directors and Editors.
@@gregoryl.levitre9759 You ever heard of the Word „hyperbole“? 😂 And compared to studios that spent millions of dollars and deliver buggy, unfinished and low content games, indie studios don‘t spent much money and deliver way better games that know what they want to be and in the things they do they mostly are perfect. Of course indie studios can‘t create a masterpiece on lvl with witcher 3, red dead redemption 2 or baldurs gate 3, but compared with what possibilities they have and the possibility AAA studios have, i would say it‘s okay to call very good indie games „masterpieces“. I‘m pretty sure there are a lot more indie games being loved than AAA games today. I think you didn‘t see how indie games evolved the last 5-10 years and you really missed so much good games if you‘re thinking like that.
01:49 "Um, ma'am, I'm on the lookout for the killer of my dead colleague right over there, the body's still warm, so he should be about, would you mind stepping aside, 'cause, you know, you are blocking the view..."
"It's a wide open desert. You could stand literally anywhere else, as you are the only other person here, besides me, in this vicinity - where my colleague was murdered only moments ago. So I really must insist you move and allow me to catch this assailant."
it feels like OG devs left or retire and new ones just learning how game development works... It feels like beginning of gaming where bugs were the feature and part of learning process
Don't you kind of feel like that about every type of business especially in any service industry today? Why should game development be any different. They come into work, they half-ass it, they leave early, call in sick, take long lunch breaks, make excuses as to why nothing works for them. Then they'll b**** and moan about a small salary or no bonus.
while talking about the new assassin’s creed, a ubisoft executive said that that’s precisely what’s going on in the company and that’s why they’re putting out bad games and killing any franchise they have their hands on
@@JamesMcCarty You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. No, an outdated blanket statement does not apply to everything. I work in the game industry. It is mismanaged by higher ups who are terrible with time management and then force artists to crunch before deadlines working overtime and weekends for multiple months. After, the studio lays all the artists off. The game looks like crap because industry veterans cost more money so instead the studio hires newbies. It feels like game dev has restarted because it literally has with every game. You can thank the higher ups at the studios for that.
The npc vision cone has to be connected to the chest of the model.. Cuz you avioded the front of the body perfectly but the head is literally where the eyes are.
I remember that around 2004, it was standard that NPCs were using covers, going around you, they were hidding while reloading and stuff like that. What the hell happened? I would love to say it's fault of Unreal Engine, but it happened even to non UE games.
Don't know why the algorithm recommended me this video or why I clicked it, but I liked it for the great choice in music! 00:01 Peril from Halo 2, brings back memories man
I hate to break it to you, but these are millennials. Gen Z are juniors at this point of time at best, they are not to blame here. And yes, I’m a millennial myself.
The talented devs leave and start their own indie projects because all triple A gaming now is simply a vehicle for microtransactions and mindless multiplayer trash. They invest as little as they can into making a good game because they don't have to. They release a broken mess and then sell you a costume for 45 dollars that took them literally 3 minutes to mass produce. At this point why would they spend years making a good game when gamers are the most smooth brain people on earth? We've shown them that we will pay the same amount as a full game for a digital asset that some rando could make in blender in a few minutes. So the people that still enjoy making games (aka the talented) have to leave to make real games.
Cha-ching. As a shareholder I'd like to thank the community. We've realized we can turn out garbage with 0 innovation and people with just hand over money. We've turned most games into stores. Thanks everyone.
I have a theory that ubisoft saw cyberpunk's redemption and are now releasing games in a terrible state to artificially recreate that same situation later
@@frankytanky5076 LOL. Ubisoft is not capable of making this any better, CP2077 at it's core was still a good game, with fantastic story and characters, wasn't that difficult to fix the bugs and introduce some new mechanics. SW Outlaws at it's core is straight garbage.
Well their stock already took a pretty big hit from this game... it's gotten a LOT of attention from the business world. If AC Shadows crashes (and that's got DEI crap plastered all over it, and looks boring as hell - Ghosts of Tsushima looks WAY better and came out years ago)... Ubislop could be in for a real awakening.
Being developed by Ubisoft is one of the worst things that can happen to a game now. As soon as you see the ubisoft logo when a game is announced, it's basically already dead before even being released.
I like how a monster like Lincoln clay has to pickup a guy and throw him around for him to die or do a really intense take down but she taps the guy with her noodle arms and boom
Why didn't they put those sandworm creatures at the edge of the map and have them catch and eat you instead of that boring countdown and fade out sequence? I remember Jak and Daxter for the PS2 had a spooky giant piranha that would eat you if you swam too far out to sea. So did Banjo and Kazooie, the great white shark in the pirate level. Much more exciting and immersive than a boring countdown. Creative as always, Ubisoft.
They promised their investors that Outlaws and Shadows would save their stocks that have been drying up for the past few years. Outlaws has failed, which means Shadows has to do FAR better than they promised to deliver. This might be the beginning of the end.
The stormtrooper being completely oblivious of his buddy getting knocked out then going through the bike to check on him is a sequence of true beauty, definitely would pay 80$ to own this game
i am convinced that even an indie dev's first game, meant to do nothing but get their feet wet in game development, is probably ten times more thought out than this, a low hanging fruit but ubisoft is asking for it
I always think it’s hilarious when you’re playing a game with sneak mechanics and the bad guys are completely oblivious to the peril the other bad guys that are a sneeze away are experiencing. Really brings me a good chuckle. So bad it’s good.
@@doomsday9973 And the issue is nobody cares about the sex, we care about whether it breaks the rules of the universe and the story. They don't get that, if originally the storm troopers weren't clone copies of a MAN, and all were recruited than fine. But, it breaks the universe, and that's the most frustrating thing about all the "woke" stuff.
Revenge of the Milk
Milk them more i'll give you like everytime
At this point it ain't cow it's entire dairy
Looking forward to The Milk Awakens
Moooore
Spoiled milk
The storm trooper looks like he is playing hide and seek with his 5 year old kid and pretending not to see him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:54 this is me whenever any1 at work tries to small talk with me xD xD xD
He doesn't want to get one-punched to death, so he's pretending he can't see her.
if I was deployed overseas and had to interact with the local kids I would probably do the same t'ill of course I find out the said local kid is with the local unwanted belligerent faction
I read this before it happened, and I died laughing when it happened
This game needs to be investigated for money laundering.
Facts
FR it seems like the entertainment industry is full of money launderers.
Just like The Acolyte
@roulek7491 More like "The Room". Actors of that "movie" thought Tommy Wiseau wanted to commit a tax fraud.
The whole shitbisoft needs to be investigated.
Ah yes, a traffic jam in the middle of a desert. Truly immersive!
Must be inspired by Burning Man.
haha, my city is in a desert and there is traffic...a lot of traffic
@@elstormtrooper4435they ain’t using cars
Blazing Saddles toll booth vibes. "Anyone got a dime!?"
😂😂😂😂
And then Ubisoft dares to complain people have high standards lol
All they ever focus on is high graphics and mechanics that are real extra, how could they have the gull to complain? Billion dollar company trying to charge most of the 7+ year old games for $80 CAD and expect people not to have high standards? If you search up a photo of the dev teams for Ubisoft, you'll quickly realize why they get easily offended by criticism
@@ililililililililliil I mostly agree with you (except for the part where you casually admit to being lame), but it's "gall", not "gull" lmfao *seagull sounds*
@@ililililililililliil High graphics? i have played games from more than 15 years ago that looks way better than this.
@@ililililililililliilThis looks worse than Watch Dogs 2! And that came out like 8 years ago!
Those helmets really screw with your peripheral vision.
And straight on vision too!
Any vision at this point... (the trooper past the recruiting tests being blind)
My dude had the binoculars the wrong way and thought she was just really far away
The stormtrooper can't aim trope is one thing, but this is way more than just a trope thong
@@ChesterManfred and that trope is based off of stormtroopers being volunteers and unexperienced and only partially their helmets.
You can't expect much from indie games.... Oh wait...
How dare you call this AAAAAA experience an indie game
Don't disrespect indir games.
As someone attempting to make a game solo, this game gives me much hope.
I'm playing star trucker which was made by only 2 people, this joke made me feel bad for them haha
@@JasonKaler If your game is playable on launch, you're way ahead of these guys.
In GTA San Andreas the NPCs lose their patience if something is blocking their patch on the road and they try to go around, but in the AAAA game they're incapable of such technology from 2004
Its not about technology. Its about in one the devs cared about making something good and the other it was a job to do.
in saints row 2, if you abandon a follower, they steal a car and follow you in a seperate car
i think it was even in older gta 3 with the mute boy the case.
Yep and the NPCs there were also pretty dumb, I mean if you drove fast on the streets the ppl from the walkway jumped in front of your car, because they thought this way they would avoid you😂
I think this was the way I got the most unwillingly police stars 😂
@@roberthentosh5635 Excuse me, but in both games devs got paid either way. That is not an excuse or explains anything. It is about technology. They just focus in other aspects
"Must've been the wind", taken to a whole other level...
Must've been the force
I was truly expecting to hear this.
1:30 "It must have been the wind..." :D
It was the wind 🍃🫢
Also the fact she knocked out a guy with a full helmet by punching
make a petition that ubisoft from now on needs to pay the players to play their games
1:10 "We've got a dead trooper!" His bones must have been made of paper if one hit from somebody with noodles for arms killed him, while he was wearing full body armor.
What are you talking about! Everyone knows a single weak punch kills people wearing full futuristic body armour!
He got hit by a strong and independent woman, that's a oneshot kill.
In the Obi Wan series I joked that sometime they would say that just one touch would be enough to kill an imperial soldier... my joke came true
😂 fr
Main character energy is a pathway to abilities some may consider to be...unnatural
1:12 "We got a dead trooper"
Bro he got punched
Not only did he only get punched - he's wearing an armored helmet.
What a dogtier game.
@@cheopatius2579 At this point they should give us a knife or a baton
@@cheopatius2579dogtier? Nah that’s an insult to dogs. Even if you meant dogshit that’s an insult to dogshit, cause at least dogshit can be fertilizer for the ground
@@captainpep3 wise words
He died out of shame.
I cant believe they put that "Return to the game" message with countdown in single player open world game
Ghost of Tsushima had that. 🤷
They had a golden opportunity to have the sand worm just eat any players who go out thar far but that be "unsafe" game design
@@chemeister Ghost of Tsushima didn't have the gall to call itself AAAA game and charge $100+ to let players beta test it.
And besides, Ghost of Tsushima had an in-game reason not to let you go outside the map.
@chemeister No suprise, it's just a glorified Ubisoft checklist game anyway
Battlefront 2015 and Battlefront 2 did this better, because if you go out of bounds it says “RETURN TO MISSION AREA” and an officer on your comms will accuse you of desertion for leaving the battle. Simple but cool. This game breaks immersion by literally calling itself a “game” in-game. Simple and stupid.
Love the Elder Scrolls background music, I was really hoping the trooper would say 'it must have been the wind'
Halo 2 music too
1:09 look like the bad parody of an Epic NPC man sketch XD)
"Nothing...", proceeds to face and look directly at the player.
bugisoft took the joke that imperial soldiers are blind to another level, it already makes you wonder how they even conquered a planet hahaha
Chick is like "ohmygodohmygodohmygod it's that one-punch woman maybe if I pretend I can't see her she'll go away!"
No way, we didn't notice
It's obvious that helmet reduces peripheral vision, but I guess it also has a really, REALLY dark tint on the visor...
it could be a sort of insult XD
1:53 He is like "Move aside, I can't see"
😂
Whats the music name? It’s stuck in my head
@@adithya.m.bharadwaj8603 from a small project called "Oblivion"
@@adithya.m.bharadwaj8603harvest dawn from oblivion
@@adithya.m.bharadwaj8603 Harvest Dawn, from Oblivion.
The fact they were selling a version of this game for $100 makes this even more embarrassing
130 bucks for the ultimate edition of this game...oh my gosh...i feel bad for the people who bought this game + than 70 bucks.
@@Avatar93700 I dont. The information was out there. If they are so willing to part 130 that blindly, its their own fault. Hopefully they enjoyed what they got, or learned a lesson not to pay 130 in advance for a game without doing any groundwork to check if its worth it.
I learned my lesson the hard way with Skull & Bones. I'll never pre-order another ubisoft game again. It's just not worth the disappointment.
@@jimmyfx5699 How about not to pre-order any game again? At least if you are using digital versions. Its not like Steam or Playstation marketplace run out of downloadable copies...
@@jimmyfx5699crazy part is I actually enjoy skull and bones bought the ultimate edition on sale for 40 bucks and I’m good with that purchase outlaws is just pure garbage
1:35 the definition of "huh what's that noise?! Must be my imagination" MGS style 🤣😂🤣😂
Top notch QA that signed off on this one. How this passed alpha tests is a miracle by itself.
QA not even once
Fun fact of the day:
Kingpin: Life of Crime was a shooter that came out in 1999 and in it you could occasionally recruit NPC's as hired muscle. Not only were they capable of holding their own, they were also intelligent enough to follow you through the game's tight levels without getting stuck and they were even capable of jumping over gaps without falling off. This may not sound special nowadays but for 1999 this was mind-blowing.
And then there's Outlaws, somehow having dumber AI than a game released 25 years ago.
life of crime? haha...half life has better AI than this thing
@@elstormtrooper4435half lifes cockroach AI is more advanced than anything in this game
@@N_4747 That's an insult to the cockroachs to be compared to this thing.
@@elstormtrooper4435Especially the HECU AI… Levels above this game’s trooper AI
@@N_4747haha..even the bots in left 4 dead are smarter than all the enemies in this game
Them calling this a AAAA game should be straight up illegal to sell to customers. Games a broken glitchy mess.
the A rating is just a metric of how big of a budget the game had and thats it
They did not call THIS a AAAA game. They called Skull and Bones a AAAA game.
"We got a dead trooper."
"Cause of death?"
"Blunt force."
"And where was the deceased?"
"Right...next to me..."
Ubisoft games are like if you forced a bunch of different AI structures with conflicting procedures to create a game based off of a generic prompt of what games are supposed to be like, the only catch being that the person who wrote the guidelines never actually played a single game in their life
This is the best red dead redemption 2 ad I've ever seen.
The stormtrooper is like ubisoft, blind Deaf and In total denial
He knew she was there but you have to empower women, make them feel strong. The other trooper was like ,"Has she gone , can I get up yet?"
@@DemiGod.. Ultra description
1:52, its looking for a better tomorrow
😂
How about just a developed game
Looking for a way out of this trasheap
Hes looking...into her Soul ❤️😂
The music from Oblivion fits way too well for this game, it's insane
came here to post this exact thing lmao, the cherry on top would have been the "your sneaking skill was raised to 100" notification loooool
"The body is still warm..."
"Must've been the wind..."
oblivion's AI was better than this
stormtrooper: “we’ve got a dead trooper”
me: SHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU DO YOU HAVE FUCKIN EYES
0:13 music please, oi love it!
I believe it is 'A Walk In the Woods' from the Halo soundtrack. Edit: on review, it is not this one, although definitely Halo 2.
"Peril" from Halo 2 OST. Halo (Bungie not 343i) has some of the very best music in all of gaming.
Halo bruh 😂
AAA games: 1) garbage, 2) expensive, 3) dlc‘s that cost half of the price the game costs itself.
Indie games: 1) masterpieces, 2) affordable, 3) free content updates.
That‘s gaming today.
I'm also glad UE5 is so entry level friendly. Even ultra high fidelity and amazing looking games are no longer exclusive to the AAAAA club.
Except there also aren't a lot of masterpieces in the indies. Most indie game devs try to do everything themselves and they suck at it, and they don't hire Art Directors and Editors.
@@gregoryl.levitre9759 You ever heard of the Word „hyperbole“? 😂 And compared to studios that spent millions of dollars and deliver buggy, unfinished and low content games, indie studios don‘t spent much money and deliver way better games that know what they want to be and in the things they do they mostly are perfect. Of course indie studios can‘t create a masterpiece on lvl with witcher 3, red dead redemption 2 or baldurs gate 3, but compared with what possibilities they have and the possibility AAA studios have, i would say it‘s okay to call very good indie games „masterpieces“. I‘m pretty sure there are a lot more indie games being loved than AAA games today. I think you didn‘t see how indie games evolved the last 5-10 years and you really missed so much good games if you‘re thinking like that.
@@gregoryl.levitre9759 You're missing the point.
There was a time where AAA were associated with quality...
With post progressivists the progress is regression.
The fact you can make so many videos mostly with separate issues just hammers in the point.
SQUIDWARD
Beetlejuicing
01:49 "Um, ma'am, I'm on the lookout for the killer of my dead colleague right over there, the body's still warm, so he should be about, would you mind stepping aside, 'cause, you know, you are blocking the view..."
"It's a wide open desert. You could stand literally anywhere else, as you are the only other person here, besides me, in this vicinity - where my colleague was murdered only moments ago. So I really must insist you move and allow me to catch this assailant."
Video Game graphics are evolving backwards, it's sad 😭
“Why aren’t you playing SW: Outlaws?”
“Got one minute and fifty-five seconds?”
it feels like OG devs left or retire and new ones just learning how game development works... It feels like beginning of gaming where bugs were the feature and part of learning process
Don't you kind of feel like that about every type of business especially in any service industry today? Why should game development be any different. They come into work, they half-ass it, they leave early, call in sick, take long lunch breaks, make excuses as to why nothing works for them. Then they'll b**** and moan about a small salary or no bonus.
@@JamesMcCarty good point
while talking about the new assassin’s creed, a ubisoft executive said that that’s precisely what’s going on in the company and that’s why they’re putting out bad games and killing any franchise they have their hands on
@@JamesMcCarty You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. No, an outdated blanket statement does not apply to everything. I work in the game industry. It is mismanaged by higher ups who are terrible with time management and then force artists to crunch before deadlines working overtime and weekends for multiple months. After, the studio lays all the artists off. The game looks like crap because industry veterans cost more money so instead the studio hires newbies. It feels like game dev has restarted because it literally has with every game. You can thank the higher ups at the studios for that.
@@stuart4rd700 Thanks for being the voice of reason in a crowd of people who spout nonsense without having any critical thinking.
The npc vision cone has to be connected to the chest of the model.. Cuz you avioded the front of the body perfectly but the head is literally where the eyes are.
I remember that around 2004, it was standard that NPCs were using covers, going around you, they were hidding while reloading and stuff like that. What the hell happened? I would love to say it's fault of Unreal Engine, but it happened even to non UE games.
1:04 you cant even steal other vehicles or speeder bikes. What a joke.
And the game called "outlaw" 😂
What’s the music name? It’s stuck in my head from that time
It's from skyrim@@adithya.m.bharadwaj8603
@adithya.m.bharadwaj8603 it's soundtrack Harvest Dawn from The Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion
@@Mpakopuc624 thanks 😊
Must've been the wind.
The body is still warm...
explains the bad shooting, they cant see
Watching this after playing MGS5 is so brutal.
person: right in front
stormtrooper:nothing
Guys, give Ubisoft a break, this is only their second AAAA game
They are only indie AAA developers, give them time.
😂 great comments
I can't wait for them to make a AAAAA game. Or maybe just skip straight to a AAAAAAAA game. How amazing will that be!
this is the video game equivalent of getting a burger at mc donalds these days.
To be fair, at McDonalds I pretty much get what I've paid for
To be fair mac in smaller cities and countries isn't that bad
They gave the binoculars to the blind guy
He reacted when she downright blocked the lenses. Must still be able to see light/dark when staring at the sun.
this is woke Star Wars. its a female trooper.
That recon trooper at the end is looking for where the budget went
Don't know why the algorithm recommended me this video or why I clicked it, but I liked it for the great choice in music! 00:01 Peril from Halo 2, brings back memories man
1:12 so you're telling me Kay's fists are strong enough to one punch a trooper with a helmet on. Fantastic!
You've gotta stop, it's already dead xD
Look, every Star Wars movie, show and game is milking Darth Vader, let me milk this shitty Ubisoft game.
@@muaxh03 I understand now, you are just doing the lords work
@@muaxh03 keep doing your job. You did great.
@@muaxh03 you have a point, carry on sir
😂 2024 the year of broken games. Why can they learn from No Man Sky- apologize and fix the game
All talented devs from our glorious gaming days seem to be in retirement. We left with gen z asking chatgpt how to code while working on the game
Tbh, i think the talented devs are still there. They are just being completely supressed by corporate bullshit and the insatiable greed.
It'd bet it's a hefty amount of millennials. Most of the senior management are probably Millennials or Gen X, not Boomers or Gen Z.
Dude I'm Gen Z and even I know Ubisoft's turning to shit.
I hate to break it to you, but these are millennials. Gen Z are juniors at this point of time at best, they are not to blame here. And yes, I’m a millennial myself.
The talented devs leave and start their own indie projects because all triple A gaming now is simply a vehicle for microtransactions and mindless multiplayer trash. They invest as little as they can into making a good game because they don't have to. They release a broken mess and then sell you a costume for 45 dollars that took them literally 3 minutes to mass produce. At this point why would they spend years making a good game when gamers are the most smooth brain people on earth? We've shown them that we will pay the same amount as a full game for a digital asset that some rando could make in blender in a few minutes.
So the people that still enjoy making games (aka the talented) have to leave to make real games.
1:30
BRO SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU WTF YOU MEAN BY NOTHINGGG
as long as you are crouching you are 100% invisible lmao
The binoculars at the end were just... perfect.
Those last 5 seconds are peak Ubisoft
Cha-ching. As a shareholder I'd like to thank the community. We've realized we can turn out garbage with 0 innovation and people with just hand over money. We've turned most games into stores. Thanks everyone.
Tell that to Sony. Lol
I lost any faith in Ubisoft when they decided censorship of mean words in rainbow 6 was more important than banning cheaters.
You really can't blame the Scout. He was told to be on the lookout for a black, gay samurai.
The bones in her hands would be exploded the way she just haymakers storm trooper armor.
I have a theory that ubisoft saw cyberpunk's redemption and are now releasing games in a terrible state to artificially recreate that same situation later
I'm pretty sure that's what they're trying to do with shadows it's pretty clear most of the attention is focused on that game
What they are trying to do is go bankrupt.
You might be on to something. Cyberpunk made absolute bank off that as its resurgence led to Almsot second release level money.
@@frankytanky5076 LOL. Ubisoft is not capable of making this any better, CP2077 at it's core was still a good game, with fantastic story and characters, wasn't that difficult to fix the bugs and introduce some new mechanics. SW Outlaws at it's core is straight garbage.
Yeah …. No
stoked for the sequel, 'star wars: inlaws.' rumor is the main character might have a personality.
All of the kay Vess' personality is stored in her fists
@@momoneymoproblemz she has the fists of an x-men named 'rockclaw.'
Trooper: *Literally looks right at you*
Trooper: Nothing
Hire more trophy girls who work 2 hours a day. Youll get this.
Game developers of the world, seize the means of videogame production. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Sony might think differently.
1:30 NO WAY THIS IS REAL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stealth level 3000 🤣🤣
And yet Cazadors find my ass behind a hill because I sneezed...
It's kind of cute, lol. Reminds me playing hide-and-seek in childhood when I hid behind a curtain and my parents pretended they couldn't see me.
Pretty sick they also implemented jedi mind trick in the game
Hide and seek at zero distance
ubiballs does this on purpose. they know everyone will buy it regardless
They are not doing that great, most likely losing money on this one
Not a chance to spend +100 bucks in this BS hahaha They´ve made 5.5 M games to sell. 1/4 of RDR for instances... They know its a lame
@@lucastonoli3256 hopefully they did lose a lot of money so that they understand that quality bring money.
Well their stock already took a pretty big hit from this game... it's gotten a LOT of attention from the business world. If AC Shadows crashes (and that's got DEI crap plastered all over it, and looks boring as hell - Ghosts of Tsushima looks WAY better and came out years ago)... Ubislop could be in for a real awakening.
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Holy crow. The wild waving haymaker to a guy wearing kinetic energy-damping armour kills him.
When the oblivion music starts to play, you know what's up..
When elder scroll music start playing, you know something glorious is coming
0:15 oh God they gave that Rodian the stereotypical exaggerated swagger haircut.
Hey, but at least the board members pockets are full.
Why does an alien have the "stereotypical" black guy haircut ? 0:16
He watched Black Panther obviously
Idk why that haircut is everywhere
@@mels4196i have yet to see that haircut irl
@@lefudj4236 haha same
Never knew they could even grow hair bro
This was once a Dying Light praising channel, now it's Niktek 2 and I love it for that.
bankruptcy is a very lucrative business
Ah that invisible-wall of immersion. True AAAA caliber.
So funny because those walls can be instead created with other things like mountains, water, etc.
Being developed by Ubisoft is one of the worst things that can happen to a game now.
As soon as you see the ubisoft logo when a game is announced, it's basically already dead before even being released.
i hated Ubisoft back then, over 10 years ago but i'm not disappointed by what i saw in this footage. absolutely barbaric!
Even with the binoculars he couldn't see you truly a masterpiece Ubisoft😂
Explains why storm troopers can't shoot anything...they clearly can't see sh*t
I like how a monster like Lincoln clay has to pickup a guy and throw him around for him to die or do a really intense take down but she taps the guy with her noodle arms and boom
Why didn't they put those sandworm creatures at the edge of the map and have them catch and eat you instead of that boring countdown and fade out sequence? I remember Jak and Daxter for the PS2 had a spooky giant piranha that would eat you if you swam too far out to sea. So did Banjo and Kazooie, the great white shark in the pirate level. Much more exciting and immersive than a boring countdown. Creative as always, Ubisoft.
Dregde was made by 3 people and had a giant sea monster destroy your ship if you went out of bounds.
1:37 looks her STRAIGHT in the eyes, still can't find her. :(
"We got a dead trooper!"
If I was her I'd be elated I could noclip through my bike and start fighting out what else I could glitch through
I busted out laughing when the main character is standing right in front of the scout trooper using the binoculars.
I hope they go bankrupt
I do hope hope that they will shut down forever...
Me too. This is a big scam at this point. They keep doing it until they get caught, just like any other financial criminal.
They promised their investors that Outlaws and Shadows would save their stocks that have been drying up for the past few years. Outlaws has failed, which means Shadows has to do FAR better than they promised to deliver. This might be the beginning of the end.
Traffic jam in a desert ...
oh pls make more of this this is SO F HILARIOUS
The stormtrooper being completely oblivious of his buddy getting knocked out then going through the bike to check on him is a sequence of true beauty, definitely would pay 80$ to own this game
You know the videogame meme that says that you're invisible if you crouch, well they took it literally...
Lore accurate perception skills at -99/100.
I _see_ nothing wrong here.
The peer over the binoculars is priceless 🤣
They took the "stormtroopers are blind" to a whole new level
Budget 99.999% graphics .001% AI
The graphics aren't even good
With how bad the AI is I’m surprised that nobody has said that this game supports bullying the mentally disabled
Its also their target audience.
i am convinced that even an indie dev's first game, meant to do nothing but get their feet wet in game development, is probably ten times more thought out than this, a low hanging fruit but ubisoft is asking for it
I was wondering how the journos who played the game were able to progress beyond the tutorial this explains why
I always think it’s hilarious when you’re playing a game with sneak mechanics and the bad guys are completely oblivious to the peril the other bad guys that are a sneeze away are experiencing. Really brings me a good chuckle. So bad it’s good.
"Return to the Game" Sooooooo imersive...
The most unrealistic thing about it is the female storm trooper.
Bingo. In the first three films it was abundantly clear there were no women in the imperial military until Disney retconned it.
@@doomsday9973 And the issue is nobody cares about the sex, we care about whether it breaks the rules of the universe and the story. They don't get that, if originally the storm troopers weren't clone copies of a MAN, and all were recruited than fine. But, it breaks the universe, and that's the most frustrating thing about all the "woke" stuff.