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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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  • @carlosbirger5151
    @carlosbirger5151 3 роки тому +2313

    I love the absolute confidence he shows during the entire ordeal.

    • @M3LN3K
      @M3LN3K 2 роки тому +6

      1k de likes e ninguém comentou

    • @andersoncapa
      @andersoncapa 2 роки тому +10

      Isso é devido a ignorancia . Na mente dele ele e o melhor pizzaiolo do mundo

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 2 роки тому +14

      It is honestly terrifying.

    • @olafviktormastermind
      @olafviktormastermind Рік тому +4

      Hes cooking a pizza not getting shelled in the trenches

    • @thal2204
      @thal2204 Рік тому +1

      ​@@andersoncapa🤓

  • @DrSleazoid
    @DrSleazoid 4 роки тому +3546

    Love how he just slashes away on that pizza and then throws 3 olives on the mutilated corpse.

    • @r.c.christian4633
      @r.c.christian4633 4 роки тому +65

      Just look up random Brazil videos on liveleak, this video is basically just the SFW version of that.

    • @snrf3051
      @snrf3051 4 роки тому +92

      Mestre da pizza

    • @thexbigxgreen
      @thexbigxgreen 3 роки тому +133

      It's the pizza equivalent of putting coins on the eyes of the dead, to pay for passage on the river Styx

    • @marlonsantos8220
      @marlonsantos8220 2 роки тому +10

      This pizza is the apogee of the greatest existing magnificence of this Brazil. In all these years in this vital industry, in these years of gastronomy course, I am immensely in awe of such mastery presented using secret techniques of the La Farina clan and an incredible beating, despite breaking, the dough was perfect. Congratulations cousin, keep it up. God bless you.

    • @renangoncalves8760
      @renangoncalves8760 2 роки тому +4

      @@thexbigxgreen kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk best coment ever

  • @leokoprowski
    @leokoprowski 2 роки тому +571

    vocês conseguem entender a importância deste registro? não tivemos a chance de ver van gogh pintando a noite estrelada ou beethoven compondo a 5a sinfonia. isso aqui é história.

  • @Dvonbringsdaknowledge
    @Dvonbringsdaknowledge 4 роки тому +3400

    I'd like to picture that this is what happens when you fail all of the quick time events in a cooking video game

    • @casperphooey
      @casperphooey 3 роки тому +42

      Cooking Mama would be pissed at you

    • @kaze0fox
      @kaze0fox 2 роки тому +9

      @@casperphooey Cooking Mama would just kill you for placing great shame in her kitchen.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 2 роки тому +17

      Coming soon on Steam:
      Cook, Serve, Atrocious!

    • @CapApollo
      @CapApollo 2 роки тому +4

      let's game it out... its that you??

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 2 роки тому +6

      @@casperphooey "don't worry, mama will help you" while her eyes are like ablaze

  • @LaDeDa
    @LaDeDa 8 років тому +3600

    I did not believe that was a pizza until he put the three olives on it. Then, I knew it was one.

    • @AngeloAlires
      @AngeloAlires 5 років тому +38

      Whats worse is those were jalapenos

    • @Ryrynz2000
      @Ryrynz2000 5 років тому +1

      The one.

    • @laeryctiogar4516
      @laeryctiogar4516 5 років тому +13

      See this is why i tell people pizza is american first chinese then improved by Italians now American. This is more like throw shit on bread. No balence no control just a mouthful of sadness

    • @Teah8cbdude
      @Teah8cbdude 5 років тому

      Lol this was best for simplicity. I can imagine an Italian accent

    • @ErenaaLamb
      @ErenaaLamb 5 років тому +28

      @@laeryctiogar4516 no, Italians originally cooked it to use the rest of left over foods. It just became over the time that people made some proper topping options and played around with different tastes and now we have stuff like Hawaii or simply salami pizza. Original Italian pizza is also very slim and kinda oily on top, while Americans made thicker dough from the start, now the more thicker dough is more public around the world, even tho some countries, for example Sweden, stick with the original thin dough base but they for example put Bananas on pizza, which I never saw before too. It's just that each country has their own special food and make their own special pizza.

  • @max-3158
    @max-3158 3 роки тому +541

    This video is a national treasure. I love coming back once in every few months just to see all the new comments.

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 3 роки тому +3

      Indeed indeed on all points

    • @jaspergransoren4404
      @jaspergransoren4404 2 роки тому +18

      TBH, I've found this video because I was reading a really old forum on how to fix my S.T.A.L.K.E.R mods, surprisingly one of the users had a "mestres da pizza" GIF on his user signature and I was really curious because it was an old Russian forum. Imagine my shock it is a Brazillian video LOL

    • @gummyboots
      @gummyboots 2 роки тому

      I come back to this video constantly and show it to people all the time, it’s amazing

    • @alexsandrovitor8809
      @alexsandrovitor8809 5 місяців тому +1

      There are three national treasure cooking videos:
      * Pizza de Mestre
      * Diva aos 50
      * Desliga o Freezer à Noite

  • @keyboardstalker4784
    @keyboardstalker4784 7 років тому +3187

    i'm 99% sure this is a violation of the geneva conventions

    • @bxlawless100
      @bxlawless100 5 років тому +17

      This is the funniest thing I've read in over thirty years!!!

    • @Supergecko8
      @Supergecko8 5 років тому

      lol

    • @marcleblanc3225
      @marcleblanc3225 5 років тому +27

      @@patton333 don't know what you're talking about, this abomination is definitely a war crime.

    • @bernardobautista1300
      @bernardobautista1300 5 років тому

      Keyboardstalker Im weeaaaak

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому

      Ya

  • @jeremygillespie5482
    @jeremygillespie5482 5 років тому +5175

    I'm surprised he didn't flip it to cook both sides.

    • @jakon5320
      @jakon5320 5 років тому +118

      Now this one made me laugh.

    • @vethir
      @vethir 5 років тому +34

      was expecting this as well

    • @Skyrilla
      @Skyrilla 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha

    • @CHARLESGUEDESMOTO
      @CHARLESGUEDESMOTO 5 років тому +27

      kkkk, essa foi a melhor.

    • @jazzminchen4204
      @jazzminchen4204 5 років тому

      Jeremy Gillespie what u think, hes stoopid??????

  • @cent0r
    @cent0r 3 роки тому +811

    It's incredible how quickly it deteriorated right after he threw it in the air.

  • @mirjamheijn5214
    @mirjamheijn5214 5 років тому +4709

    He was proud of that pizza. That's what scares me.

    • @mirjamheijn5214
      @mirjamheijn5214 5 років тому +22

      @@talesguerra7371 what does acontecendo mean? I can understand the rest.

    • @hastur2905
      @hastur2905 5 років тому +17

      @@mirjamheijn5214 It means happening

    • @foolishwizard4541
      @foolishwizard4541 5 років тому +100

      @@anjo1726 bro what fucking part of that looked good to you

    • @lilminer69er
      @lilminer69er 5 років тому +87

      @@anjo1726 you my guy is literally throwing trash in the oven like wtf

    • @foolishwizard4541
      @foolishwizard4541 5 років тому +7

      @@user-vq1op2zg6w You know what, having olives is fine, everything else makes it inedible

  • @momoandmiz
    @momoandmiz 6 років тому +2251

    3 fucking olives

    • @SniveePlays
      @SniveePlays 5 років тому +70

      bone apple tea

    • @machinafi5796
      @machinafi5796 5 років тому +25

      That´s 3 fucking olives too much

    • @JasonJohnson
      @JasonJohnson 5 років тому +24

      Yeah well there's six pounds of cheese so you have to make a cut somewhere.

    • @adriansociu8583
      @adriansociu8583 5 років тому

      😂

    • @alecdoresky926
      @alecdoresky926 5 років тому

      He's probably an iron man btw

  • @tzeentchmundi44
    @tzeentchmundi44 2 роки тому +1017

    Ngl, this is fascinating, the absolute confidence he shows in his craft, while also commiting every mistake possible in all stages of preparation, choosing every ingridient carefully, picking everything that still resembles something edible but is so old and processed that you cant pin point exactly what it is, and the final moments where he stabs whatever monstruosity he brought into being to death and add 3 olives (an odd number symbolizing misfortune, the lack of balance and the abrupt end) on its corpse, if pizza-making was a war, this surelly would be a war-crime against all pizzas

    • @poodypooroo
      @poodypooroo 2 роки тому +66

      I prefer to think it represents the trinity of the father, the son, and the holy shit what is that

    • @andersoncapa
      @andersoncapa 2 роки тому +7

      Essa pizza e esse pizzaiolo representa com perfeiçao o brasil e o brasileiro

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 Рік тому +5

      @@poodypooroo I mean, Brazil is a mostly christian country, which form that, it is mostly catholic, so that makes sense.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 Рік тому +23

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the tool he used in killing that corpse of a pizza is a variation of a knife used in drywall. Which if true is even more cursed.

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 Рік тому +16

      @@magosexploratoradeon6409 it is, its used to plaster brick walls

  • @jreinb734
    @jreinb734 5 років тому +5324

    This is how EA make their games

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 4 роки тому +2299

    "I'd like one pizza please."
    "How would you like it?"
    "Ruined."

    • @deadlyraver4454
      @deadlyraver4454 3 роки тому +5

      This post deserves more likes than it has.

    • @JimKuback2009
      @JimKuback2009 3 роки тому +53

      "I'd like one pizza please."
      "How would you like it?"
      "I wouldn't."

    • @bandeiraslivrosejogos.4511
      @bandeiraslivrosejogos.4511 2 роки тому +28

      Cala boca gringo, essa é uma das maiores obras de artes da gastronomia universal

    • @TheGigante25
      @TheGigante25 2 роки тому +2

      @@bandeiraslivrosejogos.4511 Concordo, esses gringo só fala merda

    • @Creazyon
      @Creazyon 2 роки тому +6

      cala boca gringo

  • @Rappini_
    @Rappini_ 2 роки тому +800

    There are no words to describe my pride, admiration, and patriotism, to see this pizza master make art. The clear mastery of the millenary Italian technique that he demonstrates, makes it clear that this pizza isn't a ordinary pizza. The way that he throws the dough and breaks it,shows that he want the flavor to get in the air,and make the entire company proud. The chicken,white sauce,and cheese combination,makes this the best pizza the client who ordered it will ever eat. The technique of throwing leafs, cardboard boxes and twigs in the oven,shows that this pizza is made with 100% eco friendly resources. And,to complete this masterpiece,he cuts the pizza in a very gentle and passionate way,and puts three olives,representing the 3 company commandments:serve, cook and prepare. I've never felt so proud to be Brazilian. Thank you noble lord, your legacy will be eternal.

    • @oadelino
      @oadelino 2 роки тому +12

      bilingue né fi

    • @amorim9803
      @amorim9803 2 роки тому +3

      Pqp mano kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @ehrensto
      @ehrensto 2 роки тому +8

      cARAI BILINGUE VEI

    • @vicotheone
      @vicotheone 2 роки тому +5

      You kilerd me

    • @SrAntonio301
      @SrAntonio301 2 роки тому +4

      Dough breaks all the time towards the end of service not a huge deal but everything else yeah.

  • @Shavan88
    @Shavan88 5 років тому +2294

    1 large Chernobyl pizza please

    • @jupiterwbc7169
      @jupiterwbc7169 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 wtf

    • @ee-xp1ko
      @ee-xp1ko 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @boopdeeb9444
      @boopdeeb9444 5 років тому +8

      Gives u a stomach meltdown lmao

    • @pablohelio4936
      @pablohelio4936 5 років тому +4

      As pizzas do brasil são assim mesmo

    • @viniciusdacruz7359
      @viniciusdacruz7359 4 роки тому +24

      @@pablohelio4936 não são não, a pizza desse cara tá zuada, tem muito pizzaiolo bom pelo Brasil... Esse do video não é um deles 😂😂😂

  • @slugnoid
    @slugnoid 7 років тому +2396

    lol, he cut it up with a paint scraper

    • @fioregiallo
      @fioregiallo 5 років тому +90

      Idk why but this made me laugh so hard

    • @sharkl11
      @sharkl11 5 років тому +7

      @@fioregiallo hahahahah same

    • @caranaworld
      @caranaworld 5 років тому +112

      A dirty paintscraper too. Enjoy the vintage taste of every pizza made in that joint before yours, plus the walls, plus the death that come with it.

    • @lilguava70
      @lilguava70 5 років тому +66

      @@caranaworld
      Scrapers are pretty common culinarily (assuming that they bought it new and only used it for food).
      At a place like this? I'd be a bit worried..

    • @ravnaroks6469
      @ravnaroks6469 5 років тому +22

      The way he cut it too

  • @Spitznock
    @Spitznock Рік тому +72

    The cardboard fueling the oven no doubt adds a nice aromatic touch. What an innovator.

  • @DelCtrlAlt
    @DelCtrlAlt 5 років тому +491

    The scariest thing about it is that the guy is completely proud of what he is doing

  • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
    @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 6 років тому +600

    3 olives at the end:
    plop
    plop
    plop

    • @LuizSPK
      @LuizSPK 5 років тому +4

      One of them literally felt on the plate, between the slices of this nightmare.

    • @gisa2828
      @gisa2828 5 років тому +8

      Hauahauahuahauaahuaahua sopa de
      Macaco

  • @aprilfools8236
    @aprilfools8236 4 роки тому +495

    este vídeo é um obra de arte contemporânea, não tem um frame dele que não possa ser analisado por dias a fio pelos mais incríveis profissionais em fazer pizza do mundo inteiro

    • @joaodz8
      @joaodz8 4 роки тому +27

      Esse som de liquidificador ao fundo é a trilha sonora perfeita

    • @reddog1047
      @reddog1047 3 роки тому +16

      Irmão voltar nesse vídeo ver os comentários dos gringos sempre me faz feliz kkkkkkkkkk

    • @FelipeSantos-fd8sk
      @FelipeSantos-fd8sk 3 роки тому +8

      Quando ele joga as azeitonas no final HAHAHA

  • @SWEGTA
    @SWEGTA 7 років тому +2344

    This seems like the most depressing pizza joint ever.
    Construction tools going off, staff that don't know what they're doing, a dirty kitchen, an old oven that probably hasn't been cleaned in ages, and a couple arguing.

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 6 років тому +166

      I'm sorry, I'm Brazilian and I have to say that I'm fucking baffled. how can people call this a "Pizza"?

    • @Rolsification
      @Rolsification 6 років тому +183

      To be fair, it's a blender going off, in Brazil we make fruit juice using fruits on a blender instead of buying it in a box

    • @siegfriedsiegfried726
      @siegfriedsiegfried726 6 років тому +18

      Sounds like that would be annoying going off in the middle of the night

    • @hugoloven04
      @hugoloven04 6 років тому +104

      it's brazil bro, this is belo horizonte's finest italian restaurant

    • @BrunoM321
      @BrunoM321 5 років тому +34

      Yeah it is a shithole. But the way the pizza is made and the ingredients are almost the same in all over Brazil.
      Pizza Hut and Domino’s are awesome and all, but Brazilian pizza joints are good too.

  • @daybeers
    @daybeers 5 років тому +1067

    is this a howtobasic face reveal?

  • @ssstylish2681
    @ssstylish2681 Рік тому +257

    This guy honestly motivates me to keep pushing foward, he doesn't care about what people think, he keeps on doing his thing

    • @asapgrit
      @asapgrit Рік тому +22

      ignorance is truly bliss

    • @ssstylish2681
      @ssstylish2681 Рік тому +4

      @@asapgrit Yep

    • @MisticaDiaries
      @MisticaDiaries Рік тому

      Right? 😂

    • @Klint_Izwudd
      @Klint_Izwudd Рік тому +4

      He should stop

    • @ssstylish2681
      @ssstylish2681 Рік тому +5

      @@Klint_Izwudd I would actually eat that pizza, it sure doesnt look good but theres a lot of chicken in it

  • @paulbyrne7437
    @paulbyrne7437 5 років тому +249

    I love how he spins the dish whilst waiting on the pizza to cook. He literally thinks he's the dogs bollocks.

    • @stilldistrakted
      @stilldistrakted 5 років тому +12

      Paul Byrne is that an actual phrase or did you just make that up? Either way, hilarious.

    • @paulbyrne7437
      @paulbyrne7437 5 років тому +22

      @@stilldistrakted it's an actual phrase.

    • @locobandito1566
      @locobandito1566 2 роки тому +4

      For a place like Brazil? Probably is.

    • @TheAmericanPrometheus
      @TheAmericanPrometheus 2 роки тому +1

      @@paulbyrne7437 bri'ish

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 роки тому +5

      @@paulbyrne7437 Br*tish """slang"""

  • @marcelorizzetto6790
    @marcelorizzetto6790 5 років тому +1188

    Já ví pedreiro virar cimento com mais delicadeza que esse profissional aí....

    • @frezinff4226
      @frezinff4226 5 років тому +56

      Kkk tem mais comentario em inglês do que em português

    • @3leops
      @3leops 4 роки тому +22

      @@frezinff4226 porra como é que pode nunca.vi isso título do vídeo em português

    • @monikesiqueirabaylao
      @monikesiqueirabaylao 4 роки тому +8

      Quase cuspi minha vitamina agora kkkkkkkk

    • @astraltecnology
      @astraltecnology 4 роки тому +22

      é q o cara é pedreio, só q entro na pizzaria sem querer

    • @falcongomes9035
      @falcongomes9035 4 роки тому +4

      🤭🤭🤣🤣

  • @TheAdditionalPylons
    @TheAdditionalPylons Рік тому +31

    Ah yes, nothing improves a snot pizza like adding 3, cold, wet, salty olives after assaulting it with a spackling knife.

  • @taytaybrooklyn9805
    @taytaybrooklyn9805 6 років тому +1098

    This video has made me more scared of Brazil than City of God ever could...

    • @LuizSPK
      @LuizSPK 5 років тому +31

      Li'l Ze slaughtering the motel looks like an innocent child compared to this.

    • @elmago5337
      @elmago5337 5 років тому +11

      melhor comentário

    • @tef379
      @tef379 5 років тому +38

      socorro gringo tu me fez rir demais

    • @giselynogueira
      @giselynogueira 5 років тому +37

      And how about washing/drying your clothes in the machine that everyone in your building also washes? Everywhere in the world has bizarre things for somebody... for me, as a Brasilian, it is bizarre.

    • @elmago5337
      @elmago5337 5 років тому +14

      @@giselynogueira Boa, hahaha. Como se diz lacrou em inglês?

  • @franktaku9121
    @franktaku9121 5 років тому +471

    I'm blown away by how confidently he cuts the "pizza" with a paint scraper and sets it down as if it doesn't look like someone just threw up on the tray.

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 2 роки тому +8

      At least he's not reusing leftover slices like Chuck cheese

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 2 роки тому +21

      @@joaomrtins I'd rather eat at Chuckie Cheese than this dog vomit on dough.

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 2 роки тому +3

      @@SirDankleberry weak

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 2 роки тому +11

      @@joaomrtins No it's called having standards. I'd prefer to eat Domino's or Pizza Hut than this trash.

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 2 роки тому +9

      @@SirDankleberry no, it's called lack of balls

  • @meduka8121
    @meduka8121 4 роки тому +913

    Essa pizza é o apogeu das maiores magnificências existentes desse Brasil. Em todos esses anos nesta indústria vital,nesses anos de curso de gastronomia,estou imensamente admirado por tal maestria apresentada usando técnicas secretas do clã La Farina e uma sova incrível,apesar de quebrar,a massa ficou perfeita. Parabéns primo,continue assim. Deus te abençoe.

  • @-Safijiiva-
    @-Safijiiva- 2 роки тому +55

    The way he commits crimes against humanity calmly and with such pride and joy fucking terrifies me

    • @danielvictor9835
      @danielvictor9835 2 роки тому +2

      I just don't know why everybody is saying the pizza looks horrible, for me it looks very good.

  • @EDUTAMARIU
    @EDUTAMARIU 4 роки тому +237

    0:34 ahhh the authentic color of Italy's best imported San Marzano tomatoes, the pizza master clearly doesn't cut any corners, respect!

    • @chiclesdeadospesos
      @chiclesdeadospesos 4 роки тому +55

      "that should be about enough sauce"

    • @OrdinaryLatvian
      @OrdinaryLatvian 3 роки тому +41

      It's got such a rich flavour that you only need a tablespoon for the entire pizza.

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 2 роки тому +1

      @@OrdinaryLatvian that looks more like a teaspoon but I'm not a cutleryologist

    • @unitforce4163
      @unitforce4163 2 роки тому +1

      It looks like diarrhea

  • @jeremygillespie5482
    @jeremygillespie5482 4 роки тому +437

    "Lemme just burn this trash pizza box next to your food."

    • @Jin88866
      @Jin88866 3 роки тому +11

      I use small sticks when it's too dark and need more flames to be able to see, but paper would damage the taste of the pizza 😂😂😂

    • @Jizzaprove
      @Jizzaprove 3 роки тому +12

      @@Jin88866 yeah bro he's dumb i'm from Brazil and a lot of folks here think they're smart ones but they do things like this "self proclaimed artist"

    • @RikerLovesWorf
      @RikerLovesWorf 3 роки тому +19

      Don't forget the palm fronds they found on the ground behind the restaurant and the ripped out post of an old roadside fence at 1:17

  • @Camdooodle
    @Camdooodle 5 років тому +1399

    get Gordon Ramsay up in here for an episode of kitchen nightmares please

    • @DrummRobb
      @DrummRobb 5 років тому +2

      hey mrbubz

    • @ivansivak93
      @ivansivak93 5 років тому +67

      do you want him to fucking die?

    • @neilb5777
      @neilb5777 5 років тому +4

      Gordon Ramsey edition. ua-cam.com/video/mSgKdOc9RxM/v-deo.html

    • @misionalcatraz
      @misionalcatraz 5 років тому +43

      That's not a kitchen nightmare anymore that should be called kitchen apocalypse .

    • @antsmasherjack
      @antsmasherjack 5 років тому +7

      "THAT'S TOO MUCH CHEESE, YOU F--KING DONKEY!"

  • @kinggimped
    @kinggimped 5 років тому +718

    The funniest thing about this is how proud he is of every single thing he does, every step of the way. Even though it's the worst possible thing you could possibly do, every step of the way.
    Then he spins shit around pointlessly, adding what he thinks is flair, but it just comes off as hilarious that he'd do something so stupid and then show showboat like that.
    Holy shit this was an abomination. Pineapple on pizza doesn't seem so bad after this, huh?

    • @ocoolwow
      @ocoolwow 5 років тому +22

      Lol not to mention by spinning the pizza he also tore the dough, don't fix and spin agian though just pile the dough up to cover the hole, no problem

    • @kamikaziking
      @kamikaziking 5 років тому +5

      his dough skills are on point tbh

    • @grasped2
      @grasped2 5 років тому +1

      You
      e exagerrating this, boi :D

    • @luke4djojo
      @luke4djojo 5 років тому +6

      thank you for explaining the fun of the video, I was not sure of what to laugh about.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 5 років тому +13

      The dough was actually looking good - the kneading was really the only thing he did well, and then fucked it up by throwing it in the air and punched a hole in it.

  • @spookymulder945
    @spookymulder945 3 роки тому +498

    I love how he throws it on a trashcan lid. Pure poetry.

    • @Man_with_a_Plan_
      @Man_with_a_Plan_ 2 роки тому +26

      It’s not a trash can lid, is the pizza box lid

    • @loaveth8188
      @loaveth8188 Рік тому

      I CRIED WHILE READING THIS DUDE THIS SHOULD BE TOP COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @uvbeenpwnd33
    @uvbeenpwnd33 7 років тому +231

    I was unsure about the pizza, but then he threw 3 olives on at the end and it all made sense

  • @Dutchman4real
    @Dutchman4real 5 років тому +743

    this is an actual masterpiece of art. he tried to make a pizza that looks literally the same going in, as coming out (as evidenced by the corn).
    It symbolises the decay of human civilisation and our powerlessness to save it.

    • @madeupfred
      @madeupfred 5 років тому +8

      Decay is best depicted by having something be the same coming in and going out.

    • @skullo1551
      @skullo1551 4 роки тому +6

      Pizza is Art

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 4 роки тому +1

      Ok boomer

    • @SamSeoMaC
      @SamSeoMaC 4 роки тому +1

      KKKJJJJJJKKJJKKKKKKKKKJAJJAJAJAKKKAKAKAKAJAKAKAKJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAKKAKKKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Best comment

    • @igglyy3776
      @igglyy3776 4 роки тому +2

      no, the guy’s just shit at making pizza.

  • @jpa3974
    @jpa3974 3 роки тому +130

    Directions:
    1. Open the pizza dough
    2. Throw the dough up to make a hole in the middle of it
    3. pour in two spoonfuls of imitation tomato sauce (note: does not contain tomato)
    4. kill seven chickens, shred them and put all the contents on top of the dough
    5. squeeze a tube of cream cheese (doesn't contain cheese) until you add at least 1000 calories to the pizza
    6. add a handful of canned corn because the taste will totally match trust me
    7. add 1 milligram of salt
    8. put the dough in the hole in the wall that you call "oven"
    9. add a little more garbage to heat the oven to the ideal point
    10. wait about 1 minute
    11. scrape the ashes from the oven and use as seasoning for your pizza
    12. remove the pizza
    13. attack the pizza with a ink spatula as if your life depended on it
    14. add three olives randomly
    15. at serving time, throw the pizza contemptuously on a shitt counter

  • @MathasarSalazar2
    @MathasarSalazar2 6 років тому +560

    This dude is the coolest dude on the block. With the peace sign, the grunt work of throwing trash in the oven, moving the pizza spatula around back and forth for no apparent reason, spinning the metal plate and almost dropping it..... And the sprinkling of only 3 olives at the very end.

    • @fkasample1543
      @fkasample1543 5 років тому +34

      Was the intention to make people fight over the olives?

    • @somedudestolemyname
      @somedudestolemyname 5 років тому +45

      dont overlook how he tossed the dough in the air just for no reason other than camera showmanship, if it hit the dirt covered floor he'd still serve it to you on the trash can lid and expect a fat tip for his cream cheese corn macaroni with carrot puree sauce disaster. im not even critical of pizza at all but holy shit man this guy couldnt stop fidgetting the damn thing

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 3 роки тому +7

      I guess he moves the pizza around like that to even out the heat on the pizza, i tends to do it too, cuz atleast on frozen pizza it tends to heat way more on one side, so one side is burned while the other is just melted, which is gross, this pizza tho cannot be improved by that tho.

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 2 роки тому +4

      @@somedudestolemyname if you see the pricetag of that pizza you would see it's worth it.
      Who am I trying to fool? There would be no price tag, or menu.

    • @yellowgetbright
      @yellowgetbright 2 роки тому

      Tosses the pizza dough to show off, makes a hole in it.

  • @daeshaanmoore9649
    @daeshaanmoore9649 5 років тому +544

    I love how the video get progressively worse as it goes with on...

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 5 років тому +2

      Not as bizzare as a JoJo episode still

    • @alexknight81
      @alexknight81 5 років тому

      @@zegrasisinnocent the pizza looked worse than notorious b.i.g

    • @RareJay
      @RareJay 4 роки тому +2

      We call that "Living while brazillian"

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 2 роки тому +45

    The magic happens at 2:07. That’s what gives his pizzas that authentic Italian tyre-smoked flavour.

  • @mrsparkle001
    @mrsparkle001 5 років тому +475

    (pizza guy) "And what toppings would you like on your pizza sir?"
    (customer) "Some random slop, anything that looks like mayonnaise, some corn, and throw exactly three green olives on it when it's done. And use garbage for the fire please"
    (pizza guy) *hangs the hell up*

    • @lucasgray6989
      @lucasgray6989 4 роки тому +38

      Except the pizza guy said "say no more fam"

    • @mrsparkle001
      @mrsparkle001 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Bob Joe THIS pizza guy did. Call your local pizza place and ask for this though

    • @analuiza9167
      @analuiza9167 4 роки тому +8

      lmaooo is really bad but the oven is not burning garbage, is kinda of a wood oven and the mayonnaise thing is a cheese cream called catupiry

    • @diskmandiskman6954
      @diskmandiskman6954 3 роки тому +26

      @@analuiza9167 The fence post, cardboard pizza box and corn? stalk would argue that yes.. It is in fact, a garbage fire...

    • @benco8988
      @benco8988 3 роки тому +7

      @@diskmandiskman6954 that last thing he put in there looked awfully close to an old mop head

  • @PsiChaos2701
    @PsiChaos2701 5 років тому +328

    Y'all haven't lived until you had literal garbage fire, hole-in-the-wall corn chowder pizza with extra olives.

    • @Serze69
      @Serze69 4 роки тому +15

      Fucking laughed my ass of to extra olives

    • @demo3456
      @demo3456 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the 2 day old rice

    • @kazuma849
      @kazuma849 4 роки тому +1

      @@demo3456 Rice??????

    • @daniellane7105
      @daniellane7105 3 роки тому +3

      That oven looks like an old bread oven, they're awesome for cooking pizzas! But this guy has no idea what he's doing.

  • @lelelel8614
    @lelelel8614 2 роки тому +21

    Declassified footage of how the brazilians help defeat the italians during ww2. Colorized circa 1945

  • @aspectratiosYT
    @aspectratiosYT 4 роки тому +256

    I love how he puts garbage into the oven and cooks it with garbage

  • @hedgehog8245
    @hedgehog8245 5 років тому +1401

    if you check the restaurants twitter, the ingredients are macaroni and cheese, mayonnaise, canned corn, and a pinch of olives. They also have a dessert pizza that has chocolate sauce, gum drops, and twizzlers. I honestly think Seal Team 6 killed the wrong dude... they need to come back and wack this pizza chef for his crimes against humanity.

    • @strayvideo
      @strayvideo 5 років тому +39

      Forget Seal Team 6, I say call in a nuclear strike.

    • @kastrodelacruz2721
      @kastrodelacruz2721 5 років тому +20

      Link to the Twitter pls, I need to make an order so that I can throw it back at them.

    • @GavinPriebe
      @GavinPriebe 5 років тому +116

      You are just making things up. This is a Brazilian sauce called Catupiry

    • @bvancere
      @bvancere 5 років тому +17

      That doesnt make it ok

    • @shutupgus8962
      @shutupgus8962 5 років тому +46

      While I will not argue that what this guy did was criminal, this ingredients doesnt make for bad pizza. It's a Brasil thing, probably one of the most popular toppings here and definitly my favorite. Look up pizza de frango com catupiry (chicken with "cream" cheese"). If you can ever try it, do it, don't let this atrocity intimidate you.

  • @Rappini_
    @Rappini_ 2 роки тому +421

    Não há palavras para descrever meu orgulho, admiração e patriotismo, de ver esse mestre da pizza fazer arte. O claro domínio da milenar técnica italiana que demonstra, deixa claro que esta pizza não é uma pizza comum. A maneira como ele joga a massa e a quebra, mostra que ele quer que o sabor fique no ar e deixe toda a empresa orgulhosa. A combinação de frango,catupiry e queijo, faz desta a melhor pizza que o cliente já comeu. A técnica de jogar folhas, caixas de papelão e gravetos no forno, mostra que esta pizza é feita com recursos 100% ecologicamente corretos. E, para completar esta obra-prima, ele corta a pizza de forma muito delicada e apaixonada, e coloca três azeitonas, representando os 3 mandamentos da corporação: servir, cozinhar e preparar. Nunca me senti tão orgulhoso de ser brasileiro. Obrigado nobre senhor, seu legado será eterno.

    • @matheusarmentano5516
      @matheusarmentano5516 2 роки тому +8

      Amém

    • @MediaUser2024
      @MediaUser2024 2 роки тому +10

      Puta que pariu eu tô rachando de rir com esse comentário

    • @MediaUser2024
      @MediaUser2024 2 роки тому

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    • @Opium_Eater
      @Opium_Eater 2 роки тому +8

      This is the best comment of all time

    • @jannesquivel
      @jannesquivel 2 роки тому +6

      I thank the translator on youtube comment's for letting me understand this 😂

  • @AmadoDom
    @AmadoDom 5 років тому +706

    *Italy send a war declaration on brazil, cassus belli: revenge*

    • @RareJay
      @RareJay 4 роки тому +20

      Brazil creates a wall made of pizza, lasagna and spaghetti... I mean, not the actual ones, but what people here accept as Italian food.

    • @joaovitorcamargo7165
      @joaovitorcamargo7165 4 роки тому +26

      Tbh, our pizza is pretty good. This place making the pizza is just gross.

    • @sefhia
      @sefhia 4 роки тому +2

      Brasileiros esperando a guerra... Nossas armas? Memes!!! Hauahuahajahahahjahaja

    • @joaovitorcamargo7165
      @joaovitorcamargo7165 4 роки тому +1

      @@sefhia nesse quesito temos o maior arsenal bélico mundial

    • @user-rr9ng9bo9l
      @user-rr9ng9bo9l 4 роки тому +8

      *italy changes sides*

  • @neilsmith8589
    @neilsmith8589 4 роки тому +519

    Pizzas been in for 20 seconds. *Checks the bottom to see if it's cooked*

    • @dexterletterman3800
      @dexterletterman3800 4 роки тому +24

      You really saying you’ve never checked on your TV dinner 30 seconds into its cooking

    • @cangaroojack
      @cangaroojack 4 роки тому +51

      @@dexterletterman3800 TBH if it's a traditional thin crust pizza in a hot wood oven, 20 sec it's not that long, obv not talking about this abomination

    • @oskulock
      @oskulock 4 роки тому +20

      Honestly the cooking time is probably the least horrible thing about this video.

    • @pedrocosati2041
      @pedrocosati2041 4 роки тому +7

      @@oskulock I think the opposite. All atrocities could be killed with more oven time

    • @chumkrimson8161
      @chumkrimson8161 3 роки тому +3

      Seems like you know even less about pizza than the guy in the video. That is exactly how long is takes to cook pizza. Pizza only takes 1-2 minutes to cook. So him checking it halfway is not wrong.

  • @decivox
    @decivox 2 роки тому +135

    Eu estudo português e eu vou aprender como pedir isto. Parabéns da Canadá para uma criação magnífico.

    • @claudionovaisramos4910
      @claudionovaisramos4910 2 роки тому +5

      Parabéns. O seu português está muito bom

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 2 роки тому +7

      Do Canadá (pronomes são complicados mesmo). Good job

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 2 роки тому +2

      Do Canadá (pronomes são complicados mesmo). Good job

    • @maskk766
      @maskk766 2 роки тому +3

      Your writing skills are awesome, but you made some mistakes here and there: Canadá is a "male word". I'd write it like this: "Parabéns por esta criação magnífica, sou canadense e [insert something here]". "Parabéns do Canadá" doesn't make sense. Abraços!

    • @alvarOPA_oficial.
      @alvarOPA_oficial. Рік тому +3

      parabens mano o seu portugues do brasil e otimo você so cometeu uns errinhos de portugues mais ainda ta bom beleza!!!!/congratulations bro o seu portugues do brasil e otimo you just made a few mistakes of portugues more even ta good beauty!!!!

  • @sharpfang
    @sharpfang 7 років тому +456

    These three olives at the end... Adding insult to injury.

    • @AngeloAlires
      @AngeloAlires 5 років тому

      That would be ok if they were Olives and not jalapenos.

  • @Boog609
    @Boog609 8 років тому +849

    what the fuck

    • @boiledteeth7602
      @boiledteeth7602 5 років тому +9

      frick, keep it *Christian*

    • @rwill156
      @rwill156 5 років тому +6

      @@boiledteeth7602 "Frack" keep it Colonial.

    • @boiledteeth7602
      @boiledteeth7602 5 років тому +4

      Rwill i see you’re a man of culture

  • @theabsolutecat915
    @theabsolutecat915 10 місяців тому +13

    I didn't know a pizza could violate the Geneva Convention but here we are.

  • @uncleunicode7871
    @uncleunicode7871 5 років тому +473

    At last both normal people and pineapple on pizza lovers can unite against a common enemy

    • @DDXofficial
      @DDXofficial 5 років тому +8

      underrated post

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza 4 роки тому +7

      we also eat pineapple on pizza. some of us. very few. still some

    • @lucascamilodeladeira9890
      @lucascamilodeladeira9890 2 роки тому +1

      Best Brazilian pizzaiolo

    • @neverever719
      @neverever719 2 роки тому +2

      When the common threat is gone, we will resume our battle.

  • @moviesfortheblind4012
    @moviesfortheblind4012 5 років тому +904

    Yes i would like one:
    Garbage Napolitana with cheese,corn,rice and sauce.
    Please burn alot of garbage close to it i wanna feel like home.

  • @davidaxman
    @davidaxman 3 роки тому +35

    I swear to God I could actually hear the screams of the thousands of Italians who died watching this absolute disaster. What on earth was he even doing?

  • @thiagueraxb1905
    @thiagueraxb1905 5 років тому +457

    A famosa pizza da quebrada. Entregue por motoboy dando grau na moto e Dolly cola de brinde. Esses gringos não estão preparados para o mundo.

    • @Esqueleto5
      @Esqueleto5 5 років тому +21

      Tem dias q é melhor ter nascido no Brasil msm

    • @ninehundredbr8385
      @ninehundredbr8385 5 років тому +13

      Kkkkkkkk é isso mesmo quem é pobre conhece

    • @luanpanno14
      @luanpanno14 4 роки тому +15

      essa pizza é pizza de luxo se comparar com umas q tem aq nos suburbios do rj kkkkkkk

    • @felipecohenbichara
      @felipecohenbichara 4 роки тому +12

      Luigi Italiano é gringo também

    • @gabriellima2
      @gabriellima2 4 роки тому +7

      @@felipecohenbichara inclusive irmão do Luigi, o Mário, tb é gringo.

  • @plxnetastro
    @plxnetastro 5 років тому +188

    0:19 - 0:27 HAD ME WHEEZING
    I love how the guy tries to play act cool when he rips a whole through the dough

    • @SrAntonio301
      @SrAntonio301 2 роки тому +1

      Happens all the time when you’re making pizza. The occasional dough rips and it’s an easy fix. I’ve tossed thousands and thousands of pies

    • @BillyWeirdTV
      @BillyWeirdTV Рік тому +1

      @@SrAntonio301 surely if you're making a video titled 'master of pizza' you'd yell out cut and give it another shot, hopefully without ripping a hole in it this time

  • @jparchive296
    @jparchive296 3 роки тому +299

    I’m brazilian and I ate many pizzas similar to this one, it’s shredded chicken with a brazilian cream cheese, it’s really not that bad; the problem is that this “chef” literally puked a whole chicken to the gross pizza base, and then he cut it like a serial killer to ruin everything and it looked disgusting, but there are people that can make it good

    • @RonaldMacK
      @RonaldMacK 2 роки тому +57

      Thank you for explaining this. Chicken is not an uncommon pizza topping here in Canada, and the cream cheese is a fascinating possibility for a topping I hadn't considered. But you're totally right, his ratios are so far off its obscene.

    • @nabilfares1
      @nabilfares1 2 роки тому +18

      @@RonaldMacK Kinda late but, here in Brazil we throw a bunch of stuff into the pizza and see what works. For example my favorite pizza is strogonoff pizza, its amazing. Other exmaples are barbecue pizza, ice cream pizza, filet/stake pizza and so on. They are all really good, its shows that brazillian pizzas are amazing and creative.

    • @johnsavage3586
      @johnsavage3586 2 роки тому +15

      @@nabilfares1 That all sounds fine except for ice cream pizza, what in the unholy hell could that be?

    • @nabilfares1
      @nabilfares1 2 роки тому +12

      @@johnsavage3586 tbh its not a full on pizza, i would say its a pizza without tomato and cheese, with sweet toppings and a ice cream ball on top. We have alot of sweet pizzas here, like chocolate and many others types of candy, its like eating the normal candy but on a pizza dough and shape.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 2 роки тому +8

      @@nabilfares1 Then that’s no longer a pizza, it’s a pastry.

  • @sugreev2001
    @sugreev2001 5 років тому +657

    Brazil’s 7-0 loss to Germany wasn’t as bad as this abomination of a pizza

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 5 років тому +55

      *7-1

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Keckegenkai
      @Keckegenkai 4 роки тому +9

      @@tompor561 That 1 goal fo Brazil was just for pity. They slowed down on the second half, because it just became emberassing..

    • @RareJay
      @RareJay 4 роки тому +6

      @@Keckegenkai It doesn't change the fact that it was 7-1. Heck, for me they could go on and on, I'd love to see how many more they would score, but facts are facts, no matter what you want them to be. 7-1.

    • @GSBroker
      @GSBroker 4 роки тому +11

      It was not just 7-1, it was 7-1 in a fucking World Cup! In Brazil! In the quarter finals!!!

  • @J03m0mma69
    @J03m0mma69 5 років тому +182

    "Look how he massacred my pizza." - Don Corleone.

  • @mr.ilikespam6081
    @mr.ilikespam6081 2 роки тому +16

    I'm sorry Pineapple pizza I treated you too harshly.

  • @TrasherBiner
    @TrasherBiner 7 років тому +665

    I like how he makes faces and smiles , showing how proud he is of this abomination. Everything is wrong: how he rolls the dough, how he stretches it, how he puts toppings, the amount of toppings, how he stokes the fire, wangling debris from the oven insides and flailing them on top of the pizza (no idea what is he trying to accomplish, maybe "drag" the hit into the pizza?). Whenever I see videos like this reminds me why I don't eat at restaurants where I can't see the kitchen.

    • @p0rq
      @p0rq 5 років тому +61

      My favourite bit is he tears a fucking hole in it when he catches it after tossing it in the air!

    • @nuloentodo
      @nuloentodo 5 років тому +6

      @@p0rq actually that's not that bad, who would notice?

    • @maboleth
      @maboleth 5 років тому +6

      Thank you for your comment, I laughed so hard reading this after watching the video. XD XD

    • @drinkju
      @drinkju 5 років тому +1

      Y

    • @iLeviathan
      @iLeviathan 5 років тому +2

      @@nuloentodo When the mayo drips all over you

  • @ShotgunChaoZ
    @ShotgunChaoZ 4 роки тому +472

    kkkkkk os gringo tão indignado com nosso melhor pizzaiollo nacional

    • @isaiasfrederick
      @isaiasfrederick 4 роки тому +37

      Receita da pizza:
      Pegue a massa, jogue tudo em cima sem o menor trato e asse. A temperatura esconde o destrato na montagem da pizza. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @ShotgunChaoZ
      @ShotgunChaoZ 4 роки тому +26

      @@isaiasfrederick faltou o ingrediente secreto... lixo... muito lixo

    • @rianmartinsRaka
      @rianmartinsRaka 4 роки тому +1

      Hauhuahuaha

    • @sefhia
      @sefhia 4 роки тому +6

      Ahhh hauahuahaua baralho... Como dizia nosso poeta Vin Diesel: "Aqui é BREZIL"

    • @Rayyssa0
      @Rayyssa0 4 роки тому +8

      O pior é que fiquei com fome vendo a pizza kkkkkkkkkk ;-;

  • @yantrix1967
    @yantrix1967 3 роки тому +37

    Those three olives just made the whole video. It's like art.

  • @herbertschmerbert
    @herbertschmerbert 5 років тому +523

    in a sense, this is hate speech

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 4 роки тому +15

      Culinary is, in a way, an expression. So yes, it qualifies.

    • @amm2415
      @amm2415 4 роки тому +1

      Genius! hahahaha

    • @josephg3462
      @josephg3462 4 роки тому +2

      It does make me hate, BOY does it make me hate

  • @Knorkrax
    @Knorkrax 5 років тому +233

    These four painful minutes have hardened me for the worst

    • @lucasa.8223
      @lucasa.8223 5 років тому +1

      @Patrick Hennessey *why bother?

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 5 років тому +1

      like the GI's going into Auschwitz. you cannot unsee it, and nothing will ever shock you again.

  • @narigabina
    @narigabina 2 роки тому +49

    Poucas vezes na vida vi tanta maestria no exercício de um ofício. É Perceptível a paixão que este cidadão tem pela sua atividade laboral. A técnica apurada com que ele delicadamente coloca os ingredientes sobre a pizza, aliada à sua extrema habilidade no manuseio dos instrumentos, nos faz lembrar de Charlie Chaplin no filme “tempos modernos”. Esse vídeo é a descrição perfeita do amor ao trabalho. Parabéns aos envolvidos.

    • @yessirBR
      @yessirBR Рік тому +1

      Quando você presta o máximo possível de atenção nas aulas para usar comicamente as técnicas conhecidas de redação modelo ENEM

  • @jcp012000
    @jcp012000 5 років тому +72

    His confidence is top notch. He fancies himself a master chef

  • @felipwild
    @felipwild 5 років тому +238

    I'm Brazilian and I have never laughed so hard at reading comments hahaha I watched the video thinking "well, it's ok. Another pizza place in Brazil" but then I read the comments and realized how INFURIATING this was for you all haha

    • @Opethfannumberone
      @Opethfannumberone 5 років тому +41

      wait, pizzas like that are normal in brazil?

    • @AreaIrrestrita
      @AreaIrrestrita 5 років тому +53

      @@Opethfannumberone aye, but those are from cheap ass pizza places. It's a matter of how much you wanna pay.
      Although I'm gonna say, this pizza was particularly bad, no cheese just catupiry, three olives, garbage fire. A mess all around.

    • @yaroyarp9661
      @yaroyarp9661 5 років тому +27

      @@AreaIrrestrita the shittiest pizza places around aren't even comparable to that abomination. brazil needs to get it together.

    • @garrattmarius9767
      @garrattmarius9767 5 років тому +3

      How is this normal???

    • @JacklyCraft
      @JacklyCraft 5 років тому +43

      @@Opethfannumberone well kind of yes
      All Brazilian pizza (and other kinds of of food like burgers and hot dogs) have an exaggerated amount of ingredients
      However this one is just trash, like his tomato sauce was pure water, his oven is dirty and full of trash, this is wrong in so many levels

  • @jackson-ry3fq
    @jackson-ry3fq 2 роки тому +22

    the last olive falling between the slices is too much for me

    • @Krakaet
      @Krakaet 2 роки тому +1

      That was the FINAL STRAW!

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 5 років тому +151

    The dough was actually looking good - the kneading was really the only thing he did well, and then fucked it up by throwing it in the air and punched a hole in it.

    • @maizomeno
      @maizomeno 4 роки тому +2

      yeah, in the end was looking nice

    • @Jizzaprove
      @Jizzaprove 3 роки тому +2

      He screwed up chopping like a psycopath

  • @BSGSV
    @BSGSV 5 років тому +148

    The corn was so you know when that evil has completely cleared your digestive tract.

    • @exiil2
      @exiil2 4 роки тому +5

      this comment made me laugh more than it should have xd

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty 5 місяців тому +5

    Italians: Americans ruined pizza!
    Brazil:

  • @robinminkler
    @robinminkler 5 років тому +65

    I love the way he casually rips a giant hole in the dough- "I meant to do that!" lol

  • @ittybittytittycommittee6652
    @ittybittytittycommittee6652 5 років тому +309

    man, i love that cardboard smokey flavor

    • @dudukuhn6967
      @dudukuhn6967 4 роки тому +18

      You dont see the tire that he puts on the fire?????? This is the real flavor

    • @ZugzugZugzugson
      @ZugzugZugzugson 2 роки тому +4

      don't forget the fence post made of treated wood for that esquisite poisonous fumes flavor.

  • @sarolivetv317
    @sarolivetv317 3 роки тому +157

    LE GRAND MESTRE DA PIZZAAAAA
    Merci wankil !!

    • @gaara6292
      @gaara6292 3 роки тому +1

      toi aussi

    • @manoierte5354
      @manoierte5354 3 роки тому +1

      Je rêve de pouvoir goûté à ce chef d'œuvre... 🤮

    • @smile-yz5gz
      @smile-yz5gz 3 роки тому

      😂😂vive Wankil !

    • @bebopbol
      @bebopbol 2 роки тому +2

      La pizza a la merde 🤣🤣enléve une bûche

    • @eevannst_
      @eevannst_ 2 роки тому

      Mdrr tout les français on découvert cette vidéo grâce à WANKIL

  • @ttsimpson28
    @ttsimpson28 5 років тому +91

    literally the funniest video on youtube

  • @GameOfficeCanal
    @GameOfficeCanal 4 роки тому +438

    Vim aqui pelo Izzy Nobre.

    • @irwyn0matheus
      @irwyn0matheus 4 роки тому +13

      Eu também. E ele disse que esse vídeo era engraçado. 😑😑😑

    • @angelicamendes524
      @angelicamendes524 4 роки тому +11

      Engraçado não é não. Mas é tosco pra carai kkkk

    • @rafamorenomassa
      @rafamorenomassa 4 роки тому +10

      Idem.
      Mas o cara REALMENTE acredita estar fazendo A PIZZA!

    • @renanpraxedes
      @renanpraxedes 4 роки тому +10

      @@rafamorenomassa kkkk da hora os gringo achando um absurdo kkkk só mais pizza normal no Brasil kkkk

    • @klebsonsilva9044
      @klebsonsilva9044 4 роки тому +9

      A única coisa realmente engraçada são os comentários pq pra mim é apenas mais uma pizzaria por aqui

  • @colinjacobs176
    @colinjacobs176 3 роки тому +177

    This is a new sensation for me. I'm crying with laughter, while also feeling queasy and needing a cup of water and a lie down.
    I'm going to watch this every time I'm tempted to eat unhealthy food. Até mais to my appetite.

    • @jaspergransoren4404
      @jaspergransoren4404 2 роки тому +8

      It is fairly amusing for me, to witness the quirky comments people leave here. I think it just spices the video.

  • @misterk2
    @misterk2 5 років тому +370

    De alguma forma isso me lembrou a Culinária do Away, preparando o delicioso "Estrombelete de pombo obeso"

    • @daito4815
      @daito4815 5 років тому +2

      Catu Moffatt Nooooooossa, nem lembrava que isso existia. Obrigado irei rever depois de anos

    • @alanfaustop
      @alanfaustop 5 років тому +1

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meudeus eu to gargalhando aqui

    • @jeanchemist2265
      @jeanchemist2265 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AlvaroTAM
      @AlvaroTAM 5 років тому +4

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
      E o Away comprando os ingredientes na feira antes pqp
      Genial

    • @joselitocascatinha8808
      @joselitocascatinha8808 5 років тому +2

      Uma bela lembrança. Meus parabéns. Away!

  • @NoskYTB
    @NoskYTB 2 роки тому +453

    Simplesmente o mestre da pizza, ja começa com a manobra da massa ao ar que acaba rasgando mas ele faz aquela junção ta de boa, e segue com 1 dedo de molho pra 1 Frango INTEIRO e 2 quilo de catupiry a moda Caralho, por fim o milho. O cara fez um Catufranmilho é brabo demais, ele vem com sua pá de pizza improvisada parece bagulho de pegar sujeira em piscina e coloca a pizza no forno de 300A.c. a pizza ja começa a pegar seu sabor especial de areia e galho, pra dar um gosto Amadeirado classico, ele ja bota uma caixa de pizza dentro reciclagem sempre, por fim retira a pizza e colcoca na bandeija com durex do lado e esfaqueia a pizza de forma amalucada , joga 3 azeitonas fds, e esta pronto para a caixa que vai dar outro sabor metalizado de papelão. Ja esta pronto com o gostinho da entrega. A pizza chega meio bagunçada pq o entregador deu grau na moto mas blz. Resultado: DENTRO!, 5 fatias Facil é isso.

    • @Biasgoose8
      @Biasgoose8 2 роки тому +4

      AMASSO

    • @yanhenrique9589
      @yanhenrique9589 2 роки тому +6

      Meteu essa? Kkkkk

    • @Auloss
      @Auloss 2 роки тому +13

      uma mordida nessa pizza deve ser igual morder as areias do saara de tão seca

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 2 роки тому +14

      Google translate did a good job of keeping this funny 😂

    • @chelllmf5964
      @chelllmf5964 2 роки тому +1

      Replicando a piada do casemiro hehehe. Aponta a fonte pelo menos

  • @DeadWhiteButterflies
    @DeadWhiteButterflies Рік тому +12

    I'm genuinely in awe at the skill here. People assumed these kinds of job don't require much labour or skill, but this man has it by the bucket load. And it clearly comes from years of experience and confidence in what you're doing. Honestly, he's an absolute hero.

  • @Jaffacall3251
    @Jaffacall3251 2 роки тому +11

    The scrap likely treated wood and garbage adds to the flavor.

  • @malikslim4102
    @malikslim4102 2 роки тому +15

    This is how Rockstar made GTA Trilogy

  • @TOBI10795
    @TOBI10795 3 роки тому +8

    This is called Pizza de Frango com Catupiry
    Its a Brazilian Pizza. Guy makes an honest living and internet roasts him

    • @TheAmericanPrometheus
      @TheAmericanPrometheus 3 роки тому +6

      "You're laughing, he's making Brazilian pizza and you're laughing"

    • @marshmallowcello7528
      @marshmallowcello7528 3 роки тому +1

      @@aurich172 I'm not a gringo, and I still think that's a shit pizza.

  • @Qu4troCoisas
    @Qu4troCoisas 5 років тому +444

    "THATS HOW THEY DO PIZZA!!!!
    "Yes, yes it is. In PRISON!!!"

    • @shogun4001
      @shogun4001 5 років тому +15

      Paga pau de gringo. O cara fez uma pizza daora até.

    • @WingRiddenAngel
      @WingRiddenAngel 5 років тому +27

      >paga pau de gringo
      Falou o cara com nominho coreano, kek.

    • @dmoreno_ofc
      @dmoreno_ofc 4 роки тому +3

      gostei da referencia de friends

    • @1welder2
      @1welder2 4 роки тому +9

      Friends

    • @ThiagoLFM
      @ThiagoLFM 4 роки тому

      Podia sair um Quatro coisas sobre "o mestre da pizza"

  • @wellington_ferreira88
    @wellington_ferreira88 5 років тому +199

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAH, MANO DO CÉU... Esse cara tá queimando o nosso Brasil kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @johanesgabriel4536
      @johanesgabriel4536 5 років тому +23

      Já vi pedreiros mais delicados kkkkk

    • @wellington_ferreira88
      @wellington_ferreira88 5 років тому +3

      @Haise Sasaki Olha só isso mano do céu, esse cara tá queimando nosso país que já não é nada bem visto pelos outros países. kkkkkkkkkk

    • @johanesgabriel4536
      @johanesgabriel4536 5 років тому +28

      @@VanitasUA-cam pow mano mas o cara usou lixo pra alimentar o fogo e ainda fez tudo na marra kkkk.

    • @luisfilipe2747
      @luisfilipe2747 5 років тому +15

      @@VanitasUA-cam Sim, isso é lixo, tu sabe de onde veio essa caixa de papelão? ngm alimenta um forno de um restaurante com qualquer coisa q pega fogo q ta por perto

    • @luisfilipe2747
      @luisfilipe2747 5 років тому +14

      Maluco ai deve ser daqueles que não tem criterio nenhum pra comer nada e qualquer coisa q jogarem na frente dele ele come, pode ter cabelo na pizza q ele n ta nem ai e afunda dentro

  • @KnuckleBallz
    @KnuckleBallz 2 роки тому +9

    How to declare war against Italy.

  • @Jonathunders
    @Jonathunders 4 роки тому +317

    Se o nome dessa pizzaria é "1ª opção" nem quero imaginar como deve ser a última opção kkkkkkkk

    • @pudim4898
      @pudim4898 4 роки тому +1

      Não é?! Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @viniciusdacruz7359
      @viniciusdacruz7359 4 роки тому +24

      Você não entendeu, e 1ª Opção para quem tá na merda 😢

    • @Creazyon
      @Creazyon 2 роки тому +1

      as que vc come certeza que é pior

    • @JohnDoe-rx3vn
      @JohnDoe-rx3vn 2 роки тому

      "The final option Pizzeria" attracted questionable customers

  • @rafaelc.r9124
    @rafaelc.r9124 5 років тому +138

    só gringo que polui aqui, o mano fez um pizza maneira, e ainda ajudou o ecossistema , reciclando aquele lixo lá, e gringo ainda reclama, sorte q eles nem percebeu as gotas de suor dele q foi com as azeitonas.

  • @mistaando9741
    @mistaando9741 2 роки тому +7

    the way he holds it up at the end reminds me of isis beheading videos

  • @hakuzoable
    @hakuzoable 4 роки тому +24

    If you listen closely you can hear an Italian crying in the background as he's making it.

  • @linty5998
    @linty5998 5 років тому +43

    The idea of pizza needs to have a restraining order on this maniac.

  • @vegasvanga5442
    @vegasvanga5442 2 роки тому +21

    this is like a culinary snuff film

    • @scop3_
      @scop3_ 2 роки тому +1

      Your comment kill me!!

    • @max-3158
      @max-3158 2 роки тому

      Damn this comment reminded me of my dark net days.

    • @vegasvanga5442
      @vegasvanga5442 5 місяців тому

      @@max-3158 criiiiiiinge

  • @Lafflefalafel
    @Lafflefalafel 2 роки тому +13

    every time this video comes up i have to watch the whole thing. its always just as painful as the first time i saw it.

  • @powerfusion6908
    @powerfusion6908 5 років тому +23

    "Hey record me killing a whole culture"

  • @godhand481
    @godhand481 2 роки тому +19

    2:32 o cara assa a pizza no reator de Chernobyl

    • @perezpsyco
      @perezpsyco 2 місяці тому

      não é a toa q ela fica pronta em menos de 3 minutos

  • @MartianBuddy
    @MartianBuddy 5 років тому +276

    Man atleast he’s passionate, I give him credit for that

    • @eduardosantosguimaraes7599
      @eduardosantosguimaraes7599 4 роки тому +85

      Yeah, so was Hitler

    • @BradTheDead
      @BradTheDead 4 роки тому +16

      @@eduardosantosguimaraes7599 literally spit out my drink

    • @ZyerRyte
      @ZyerRyte 3 роки тому +10

      Serial killers are passionate too

    • @davidaxman
      @davidaxman 3 роки тому +7

      No don't give him credit for it, he should be ashamed

    • @r0ckbass
      @r0ckbass 3 роки тому +1

      @@eduardosantosguimaraes7599 😂😂😂