Love how this game's military dresscode is basically reverse-Sharia, where the guy is pretty much wearing a tactical burka, but the women might as well wear nothing, lol.
If this were five bucks, I'd buy it for everybody on my friends list. The idea of a shitty tactical shooter paired with a shitty dating sim is absolutely hilarious to me.
I always say, if you could make a good adult game, there's a huge audience for it. I don't know exactly what that phrase even means, but yeah: this ain't it.
You're better off taking your chances with the Black Ops 3 mod. Hell, come to think about it, some plot elements and macguffins are pretty similar between the two.
"It's like an arena suspended in time populated with the souls of fallen warriors, now forced into eternal combat against this bevy of gun-toting bimbos." We could make a better game out of that.
It's crazy to think that when I started watching your reviews of classic FPS games 5 or 6 years ago that you would eventually start making the funniest reviews about random horrible steam games. Not to mention the other great reviews. Honestly you've turned into one of the best content creators on the this site. Keep up the good work.
I have hope that one day we will have a "bimbo squad FPS" that is actually good. The premise is not bad, not very realistic, but screw that, give me fun. Bimbo characters and good gameplay don't have to be mutually exclusive.
Guaranteed Ubisoft is sitting watching this thinking how they can shoehorn the dating aspect into Siege. Or hey, just release it as a separate title like Extraction!
honestly I think I'll be a nice little change of pace for while and I would say maybe a separate IP since I don't think rainbow Tom Clancy's will work as a franchise to be honest also extraction is all right but still it will be nice if you beside put a bit more effort than everything a bit as of late I've been feel like there's not much competition for them aside from Elder ring ( not the best comparison but you get the picture)
Why in the hell are they wearing that sexy getup while in combat? It's insane. Is it a strategy that the enemy might have that split second of mentally undressing those women and staying their trigger finger? Then within a few seconds of the mission starting you have girls in their aforementioned sexy getup eating dirt. This is just horrid. I think I was pretty much lost about there.
"Despite how I rip these kinds of game to pieces, I really hope people never stop making them." Truly the best line of this review. Thanks for giving this travesty of a game a look!
Nice of you to assume the developer actually did much in the way of modeling, animation, and even programming, when I'll bet 95% of this game is just asset flips from the Unreal Marketplace and DAZ 3D stock models
@@Noperare the game is based on Unity. Gman got this wrong here. I think the gunplay, movement etc is also from a framework from the marketplace, because it feels very similar to some other Unity FPS games.
@@MedalOfKranz you know I thought the way the guns controlled looked like they felt more like the Ultimate FPS asset from Unity, but took Gmans word for Unreal. So if that's true, even more possibilities for asset flipping with Unitys insane asset store lol
@@KyleHarrisonRedacted Yeah, thank you that was the framework i meant. This game is so f*cked up and shows everyone, how to not 'develop' a game. On some maps are also enemies and objectives completely missing. They are just empty maps, sometimes even without collision and you can finish those missions only with the F1+B shortcut. I bought this game as a joke, like Gman: i have fun with 'good' bad/trash games (Flatout 3 is one of the best of the worst games out there :D). I expected generic gameplay and an story cringefest. At first i laughed a lot cause everything is so shitty and stupidly put together and had a good afternoon. But when i first saw those completely unfinished maps without anything, the broken progress etc, i was pissed. This game is an complete desaster and i can't understand why it got positive reviews on Steam. What the Heck is going on with this people? Also the game was in its original state (v1.0) completely unplayable. I (and my AI teammate) died so fast, i had to repeat the first mission maybe 7-8 times, cause the AI can shoot through SOME walls, had an aimbot etc. On the same day were, i believe 2 or 3 patches, released which adjusted the difficulty and now it's way to easy. Whatever the 'devs' are doing, it's not good in any way.
It all feels like there is an alternative reality where release of Hunt Down the Freeman led to creation of quality control on Steam and because of that we all got to experience better games. And yet we are, here, in this shittier version od Earth.
This concept could have worked if the developers kept their tongue in cheek. Could you imagine taking the equivilent of Price or Master Chief on a date after a mission? That would be hilarious
I actually really like the concept of this game. It just too bad its execution was awful. Hell, i thought ride to hell:retribution was a good idea but once again, it was executed poorly.
hell yeah a biker sim would be great if done well unfortunately the devs screwed up a relatively easy premise with sheer incompetence the only thing i can even remember from that game is various angry joe related memes
You probably never seen actual Steam dumpster, just decent gunplay in this game is keeping this game almost above average in comparison to piles of real garbage games
this is not the worst its still better than those call of duty crap, its simple just like half life, just that the developer is new , i joined their discord they are chinese and nice people. They are fixing the game step by step, and actually listen to player feed back.
Imagine a game exactly like this but the main character notices the inconsistencies and it turns into an actual, quality looking, shooter in the second half of the game as you break out of a computer simulation or something nuts.
I would love to see you review Escape From Tarkov. I've wanted to have some of the more "regular gamer" community check it out to see their reaction to it, and I REALLY think your sense of humor would be amazing when talking about Tarkov's idiosyncrasies. Please consider it!
I like how the developers modeled the bullet casings to come out of the same general area regardless of the gun (P90 ejects downward) and have the same casing models (rifle casings for the UMP). Edit: and how the spent hulls in the shotgun get ejected twice, one with the pump action animation and another during the firing animation.
While I can't say for the other maps, that office map I kept seeing throughout the video is literally the dead same as the map for a popular world in VR Chat right now. I really hope both this game and the VR Chat bought the map from the unity store or something, because it would be disappointing to learn that it's just a map stolen from somewhere that everybody is just blindly using now.
the best part of the dating is that the Commander's is apparently he's just at a nice dinner with his, What a 14 y/o thinks a hot lady is, while wearing full tactical including his balaklava. Also... the Clothing material just makes it all look they shop on Wish or Shien. Thank you Gman for bringing us these... games.. so that we don't need to play them. Your sacrifice is appreciated.
I love it how the devs decide to make the girl eat a ton of fatty things in the dating sim from corn dogs to other fried foods.... Like they're really going to keep such a figure if they're eating those sort of foods XD
6:26 This screen made me laugh so bad you stick out so much in between eye candy girls and you're just there in the middle standing like your mom's taking a photo of you for a halloween party 💀
Those Barbie dolls standing almost completely still are dangerously close to the uncanny valley. Also, either the girls are using too much hair spray, or the authors didn't bother to add any resemblance of hair physics for them.
14:01 She said *FIRST ROUND:* 4 Racks of (3) Ribs, 3 Bread Rolls, 6 Lg Onion Rings, Half Grilled Cheese, 3 Cheeseburgers, 1 Cartoon Sandwich, 4 Buttered Bread Rolls, 1 Cookie, 8 Fries, 1 Meatball sub, 1 Med. Pizza, 5 Corndogs, 1 _Huge Swig_ Soda, 1 Milkshake w/Whipped Cream, 2 Frothy Tallboys, wearing a bandana, micro shorts and not a single napkin in sight. That's a demon not a woman no wonder he's still masked up & armed on his dates.
Can't tell you how much I appreciate schwacked and ur mum jokes on this channel. I remember when you were thinking of taking them out. Hope you see this so you know the humor is appreciated
If there was a mod to turn the girls into Frog soldiers and the player into Liquid Ocelot or Old Snake, I could see myself buying it on sale. Sad, but true
Honestly, I think the game is fine for what it's trying to be, it's just a softcore game using shooting as an excuse and it certainly does that enough to barely justify its existence. Also theres WAY worse games out there. And no, I didn't play it. It just looks ok ish in this video.
Hey Gman. Saw your review on Seed of the Dead : Sweet Home and picked up on steam. I enjoyed just how jank on over the top it was ( minus the ntr ). Thanks for doing weird games on steam.
"They also kinda feel like they're separate from reality, oops there goes gravity" 🤣 Your content has just gotten better and better over the years man, great stuff.
The general gist of how this gam was make; 1) Download Unreal Engine 5 2) Download some stock assest on the marketplace 3) Download some example config scripts 4) Mash everything together, upload to Steam (testing takes time.... Right (yea, welcome to my world)), THUUUDUUUHHHH!!!
Some games don't have the rights to use the gun names, but you can use the models. It's a license thing and I wouldn't want to piss off gun makers... because they have guns.
I kind of wish that the devs tried to just focus this as just a joke. Even with having English as a second language you can make some dialog with some good humor in them. This is the type of games I love as long as they're just a gag. Make fun of all the genre's you're replicating. Hay even with the locked off characters, you could the text say something like "Unlock by quitting the game and getting a real girlfriend, you filthy animal." So much potential for dumb fun and they screwed it up by trying to be serious.
The female character models and their background scenes in which they appear, were all done in a program called DAZ Studio. It's basically all presets which is just a one-click-render solution. Almost all the adult VN games use that software for creating their content.
Somewhere in an alternate universe, shooter dating Sims are actually mainstream, and the world rejoiced by the release of a game from an Activision x Brazzers collab.
16:50 we literally got sick at the same time! The goddamn sore throat has been the worst part since it kept getting worse for a week. I'm finally going back to work tomorrow but I'm not 100% better yet
not that surprising that it's bad. This game is being developed by the remnants of KK game studios under a new name. They have a history of abandoning early access games. One successful title they did have, "Freeman: guerrilla warfare" has been waiting for the promised rework for about 2 years now.
Wish someone took this premise and made a decent game. Its like the quintesential male fantasy, big guns, explosions and hot women to bang (and dont forget fast cars).
"It'd be like completing a mission in Rainbow Six, and then taking Ding Chavez out to eat afterwards." Okay, real talk, getting to grab a drink with the boys after a mission should be an inclusion in the Rainbow Six series from here on out.
I feel like this game could have redeemed itself if it had either a) used models of what actual female soldiers look like while still being sexy, or b) catered to very specific fetishes (or some combination of the two). I'm thinking something like, a girl with a shaved head, a girl with some battle wound (bonus fetish points for amputee), etc. Then they could have written some personality around the model. A little bit of creativity can be the difference between explotation shovelware and a cult classic.
Basically a clickbait scam for simps. I mean who wouldn’t want a game that checks every male fantasy. Hot woman, guns, gore and explosions. Only thing missing is cheesy boss dialogues and fast cars. Probably miss those games with the character chad thundercock instead of just commander 😂
Worst game on Steam? I think not. I have played some absolute GARBAGE on Steam. Wars and Roses is actually a really good game with a solid frame rate and fun gameplay.
Buy Sucker for Love, cowards:
store.steampowered.com/app/1574270/Sucker_for_Love_First_Date/
Reminds me of that whole Awoken book about dating cthulu.
oh hey great, i've always wanted to bust in shub niggurath
Cthulhu girls, Waifu from the deep.
Have a quick recovery and thanks for the vid.
I’d love if surviving an arena of bimbos became an actual game. Also please check out Shred and Tear.
Yeah, everyone knows that the military loves when superior officers date multiple subordinates at once. Can't see that causing issues at all.
Hey man it’s okay as long as there’s an established prior relationship!
"why did you all sh00t your commander!"
"we thought he was a t3rr0r1st.........and he broke our heart"
Even when an officer dates another officer they love it
TBF, it's a PRIVATE Military company......try that shyte in a Government Role and say goodbye to your pension.
@@cesariojpnA professional PMC probably won't allow that either. It's essentially just like any other business
3:39
Can we all appreciate the reloading where the character removes and puts back the same magazine?
Valve moment
Valve aren’t the only ones who do that.
CSGO Galil moment
@@schizofreniccunt1952 most reload animations beyond 80 fov moment
Man, your Steam Library's probably a fuckin mess of NSFW shit at this point. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Not all heroes wear capes
@@seb24789 but they all wear protection
Shitpost: the game
@@luminosity01 not if you keep it 69 and unprotected (Partiboi69 if anyone doesn't get the reference)
"Sacrifice" Hmmm kinda sus ngl
Love how this game's military dresscode is basically reverse-Sharia, where the guy is pretty much wearing a tactical burka, but the women might as well wear nothing, lol.
First rule of female armor, the less it covers, the more it protects.
Tactical burka lol
Reverse-Sharia? Bro That Just USA lmao
It's even funny when you realize it's an Insurgency sandstorm model flip
it is very sinful for men to expose their face.
If this were five bucks, I'd buy it for everybody on my friends list. The idea of a shitty tactical shooter paired with a shitty dating sim is absolutely hilarious to me.
You have too much spare money give
@@Sir_toaster Nah, I'd realistically buy like three copies before the joke got too expensive for my broke ass, hahaha
If only it has Co-op so your mates can be the babes.
Ive bought House Party for friends that have no interest in it lmao.
@@WM-mu8ep Err, burn, I guess? That's random.
"The levels feel disconnected from reality"
*Falls trough the floor*
"Opps there goes gravity"
Comedy gold
game developers should include the backrooms as an Easter egg, if you clip through the floor.
Fission Mailed, Abord Mission?
"Snap back to reality"
@@hawkeye5955 "oohp there goes gravity"
@@jcl3005 Vltra-Uiolence. :) [Just to clarify, I like Doom and I'm all for the community WADs and I don't intend to throw shit at it]
For those who want a Girls Frontline FPS game, this certainly is not it
I always say, if you could make a good adult game, there's a huge audience for it. I don't know exactly what that phrase even means, but yeah: this ain't it.
isn't there some mod for CoD on Steam Workshop about that?
You're better off taking your chances with the Black Ops 3 mod. Hell, come to think about it, some plot elements and macguffins are pretty similar between the two.
Fine. I guess I'll have to do it myself.
yeah tbh even for dating sims with actual gameplay segments there's way better on steam.
I love how the speech portrait for the player character is in FULL COMBAT GEAR DURING THE DATES
he can't afford to buy any other clothes :(
"No, the combat armor stays during sex" 😎
GmanLives has reviewed so many of these kinds of games that there should be a full playlist of them by now
He should review straight up porn games lmao
We need one. Could someone please make one?
We need to make it happen
Coomer games playlist?
@@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo what are you, like a solver of problems? You have a cape don't you? 😲
"It's like an arena suspended in time populated with the souls of fallen warriors, now forced into eternal combat against this bevy of gun-toting bimbos."
We could make a better game out of that.
It's crazy to think that when I started watching your reviews of classic FPS games 5 or 6 years ago that you would eventually start making the funniest reviews about random horrible steam games. Not to mention the other great reviews. Honestly you've turned into one of the best content creators on the this site. Keep up the good work.
@mr nobody no
Remember when his videos had no humor?
@@isgodreal1337 i come back every video for him roasting my mom
I remember when he had like 100k subs I think that's when I found one of his Doom reviews or something. Always been great and hilarious
glad he took up the mantle cause jim fucking sterling was starting to get unbearable.
Someone needs to make a decent FPS + dating sim at least once during Gman's life span.
I think there's a greater chance of Donald Trump being elected mayor of Los Angeles
I mean... Technically the Sword Art Online shooter game is pretty close.
@@MrQwertysystem what one?
@@spacewargamer4181 The one about the shooter game where Kirito became a trap. I can't remember what it's called anymore.
@@MrQwertysystem
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
the "tactics" come into the equation when you try to play it with one hand
Game looks like Insurgency sandstorm but everything that makes it challenging or fun discarded and new flaws put in in their place
"You can just buy these expensive gifts to girls that speeds up the daiting process immensely"
Well, at least that's a realistic mechanic.
Only if you're a loser who dates sluts and thinks that way.
@@cenciende9401 he’s clearly joking calm down
@@cenciende9401 like being wealthy is not attractive. Come on
"The only way I could fix this is by ABORDing the level"
Yes these developers definitely do not speak English.
@@bravo075 it's true.... some of the best English writers I've met learned English as a second or even their third language. Crazy! XD
@@bravo075 lmfao condom wtf
It's always east or south asians who mess up their english this bad. Many nords have better English skills than native speakers for instance.
They definitely can't tell "trust" and "thrust" apart.
@@bravo075 re’ouy
14:56 "you can just skip the dating process entirely, by buying these expensive gifts"
So, just like in real life
Comment of the week.
Spending all kinds of money buying presents for chicks that don't put out sounds like the most realistic sim ever made.
Lmao 😂😂 So true
@@rjhick1 Actually they do put out but you have to install a patch for adult content
This smells like an asset flip. Let me check the Unreal asset store real quick...
is it ?
The girls are most likely from DAZ.
Every rose has its thorn like every waifu pillow sings a sad, sad song
I have hope that one day we will have a "bimbo squad FPS" that is actually good. The premise is not bad, not very realistic, but screw that, give me fun. Bimbo characters and good gameplay don't have to be mutually exclusive.
agreed.
The idea itself is the formula for success
Japan does a better job of it. Like Senran Kagura. The games are still simplistic and a little janky, but there's actually a budget behind them.
Guaranteed Ubisoft is sitting watching this thinking how they can shoehorn the dating aspect into Siege. Or hey, just release it as a separate title like Extraction!
and ubisoft probaly wants to hire the people who made this to save money.
honestly I think I'll be a nice little change of pace for while and I would say maybe a separate IP since I don't think rainbow Tom Clancy's will work as a franchise to be honest
also extraction is all right but still it will be nice if you beside put a bit more effort than everything a bit as of late I've been feel like there's not much competition for them aside from Elder ring ( not the best comparison but you get the picture)
I mean, I dunno. I'd play it. Especially if I get to date Thermite.
And they would name it Insertion.
AC2 Ezio dating sim
The part where the AI continue the mission seems like a pretty cool feature I wouldn't mind seeing in proper tactical shooters.
I saw this game appear as number one in the most recently popular games on Steam and I couldn't believe it.
lol simps
a lot of porn for most of the players
I mean when you see most low effort hentai jiggsaw games have very positive reviews it doesn't surprise me.
I'm willing to learn Unreal and make a better game in this niche just to get a slice of that money if it's that easy...
@@cenciende9401 making the shit game is the easy part, living with yourself afterwards is the hard part
Why in the hell are they wearing that sexy getup while in combat? It's insane. Is it a strategy that the enemy might have that split second of mentally undressing those women and staying their trigger finger? Then within a few seconds of the mission starting you have girls in their aforementioned sexy getup eating dirt. This is just horrid. I think I was pretty much lost about there.
9:20 The reason they use fake names for guns is mostly due to a lot of them being copyrighted.
Like in mgs5
@@solidsnake4236 Yeah, games can license the names and use them. It's just cheaper to just make fake names.
GTA guns.
I read something like that happened on Unturned, indie game made by a lone developer.
Guy had to change basically all the weapon names.
I think you mean trademarked.
"Despite how I rip these kinds of game to pieces, I really hope people never stop making them."
Truly the best line of this review. Thanks for giving this travesty of a game a look!
Nice of you to assume the developer actually did much in the way of modeling, animation, and even programming, when I'll bet 95% of this game is just asset flips from the Unreal Marketplace and DAZ 3D stock models
Honestly, the Unreal Engine 4 base FPS template has better gunplay than this. Somehow, they manage to screw that when adding "content".
@@Noperare the game is based on Unity. Gman got this wrong here. I think the gunplay, movement etc is also from a framework from the marketplace, because it feels very similar to some other Unity FPS games.
@@MedalOfKranz you know I thought the way the guns controlled looked like they felt more like the Ultimate FPS asset from Unity, but took Gmans word for Unreal. So if that's true, even more possibilities for asset flipping with Unitys insane asset store lol
Um, yes, they use 3 of my environment maps 😂😂😂
@@KyleHarrisonRedacted Yeah, thank you that was the framework i meant. This game is so f*cked up and shows everyone, how to not 'develop' a game. On some maps are also enemies and objectives completely missing. They are just empty maps, sometimes even without collision and you can finish those missions only with the F1+B shortcut.
I bought this game as a joke, like Gman: i have fun with 'good' bad/trash games (Flatout 3 is one of the best of the worst games out there :D). I expected generic gameplay and an story cringefest. At first i laughed a lot cause everything is so shitty and stupidly put together and had a good afternoon. But when i first saw those completely unfinished maps without anything, the broken progress etc, i was pissed. This game is an complete desaster and i can't understand why it got positive reviews on Steam. What the Heck is going on with this people?
Also the game was in its original state (v1.0) completely unplayable. I (and my AI teammate) died so fast, i had to repeat the first mission maybe 7-8 times, cause the AI can shoot through SOME walls, had an aimbot etc. On the same day were, i believe 2 or 3 patches, released which adjusted the difficulty and now it's way to easy. Whatever the 'devs' are doing, it's not good in any way.
It all feels like there is an alternative reality where release of Hunt Down the Freeman led to creation of quality control on Steam and because of that we all got to experience better games. And yet we are, here, in this shittier version od Earth.
Gman, I live for you tearing apart this kind of games. Your commentary is always on point.
@Wimi Sasha Hey look, it's one of the girls from this garbage game.
he sacrifices so much for us!
3:23 James Bond blasted some poor civilian into an alternate dimension with his duel wielding grenade launchers.
I would never know that these games existed without Gman. Keep up the good work 😆
Here in Finland "heh heh" is valid. You can say it annoyed when somebody tells you a bad joke.
This concept could have worked if the developers kept their tongue in cheek. Could you imagine taking the equivilent of Price or Master Chief on a date after a mission? That would be hilarious
I don't know seems pretty romantic
I've seen enough Cortana rule 34 to know where this is going.
@@Texelion Oh, no.
Im loving this niche youve carved out for yourself gman, your like 50% boomer shooter review and 50% raunchy fps now. Genuinely down for it
I actually really like the concept of this game. It just too bad its execution was awful. Hell, i thought ride to hell:retribution was a good idea but once again, it was executed poorly.
This is where the Japanese have us at a disadvantage. They own this type of genre.
It's also a better game.
You like degen games? Man, Id buy degen games if they didnt make me feel so damn degen about it LOOOOL
The struggle man
hell yeah a biker sim would be great if done well
unfortunately the devs screwed up a relatively easy premise
with sheer incompetence the only thing i can even remember from that game
is various angry joe related memes
@@Unapologeticweeb what about Days Gone, is it a Biker Sim in the post apocalypse or am I misremembering it?
This video game is an atrocity. If this doesn’t get added to a “list of worst games ever” list, then there is no justice in this world.
You probably never seen actual Steam dumpster, just decent gunplay in this game is keeping this game almost above average in comparison to piles of real garbage games
this is not the worst its still better than those call of duty crap, its simple just like half life, just that the developer is new , i joined their discord they are chinese and nice people. They are fixing the game step by step, and actually listen to player feed back.
It looks like a generic fps that’s barely held together. What a horrific combination
Oh its held together alright........held together by cheap rubber bands and dollar store glue.
@@sketch92 it isn't glue...
"WORST Game on Steam"
Bold claim to make on the same day Sex With Hitler just released on there.
The what now?!
The reason the girls look so good, is they're just assets for Daz studio.
Compliments of the unreal and unity bridges, this stuff has just exploded.
Imagine a game exactly like this but the main character notices the inconsistencies and it turns into an actual, quality looking, shooter in the second half of the game as you break out of a computer simulation or something nuts.
I would love to see you review Escape From Tarkov.
I've wanted to have some of the more "regular gamer" community check it out to see their reaction to it, and I REALLY think your sense of humor would be amazing when talking about Tarkov's idiosyncrasies.
Please consider it!
@NFTs are Trash {Fuck Joe Biden} that was 4 or 5 years ago lol
I like that the "commander" sprite is decked out, so apparently he shows up to these dates in full kit. Firearms included
the girls look like a followers mod from skyrim, even ada wong would be like ""ok girl, i think you overdone it a bit""
A mod created by some closet weeb
I like how the developers modeled the bullet casings to come out of the same general area regardless of the gun (P90 ejects downward) and have the same casing models (rifle casings for the UMP).
Edit: and how the spent hulls in the shotgun get ejected twice, one with the pump action animation and another during the firing animation.
Seriously, Steam needs some decent quality control.
as long as they get their precious shares for every license sold, they don't care. (minimal typo)
The most shocking thing in the video is that an Australian knows what trigger discipline is.
While I can't say for the other maps, that office map I kept seeing throughout the video is literally the dead same as the map for a popular world in VR Chat right now. I really hope both this game and the VR Chat bought the map from the unity store or something, because it would be disappointing to learn that it's just a map stolen from somewhere that everybody is just blindly using now.
Have you heard of Sex With Hitler? It actually makes me embarrassed to say, "Im a gamer."
@mr nobody no, I didn't. I really, really didn't
@@merces47letifer4 nice job by that bot.
Ironically comparing Islam to Hitler
@@fromvault801 well we wouldn't want to do that. Would we.
the best part of the dating is that the Commander's is apparently he's just at a nice dinner with his, What a 14 y/o thinks a hot lady is, while wearing full tactical including his balaklava. Also... the Clothing material just makes it all look they shop on Wish or Shien. Thank you Gman for bringing us these... games.. so that we don't need to play them. Your sacrifice is appreciated.
Still a funnier and more complete game than Battlefield 2042
^ He ain't lyin
True
I love it how the devs decide to make the girl eat a ton of fatty things in the dating sim from corn dogs to other fried foods.... Like they're really going to keep such a figure if they're eating those sort of foods XD
Developers played too much japanese games, who in their right mind would add datings in a fucking first person shooter game
6:26 This screen made me laugh so bad you stick out so much in between eye candy girls and you're just there in the middle standing like your mom's taking a photo of you for a halloween party 💀
I can never say these games are bad, because of the experience it gives me- which is laughing hysterically and smiling stupidly for about an hour.
Agreed
Ruin with the monster energy drink cap had me laughing far harder then I need too. We need him back in CoD just for the scwacked meme
We should've got him in Cold War. I wanted to see my boi in Verdansk!
Those Barbie dolls standing almost completely still are dangerously close to the uncanny valley.
Also, either the girls are using too much hair spray, or the authors didn't bother to add any resemblance of hair physics for them.
Definitely uncanny each time a scene starts, because they move their head a bit to look at you in such an unnatural way, creepiest shit i've seen
14:01 She said *FIRST ROUND:* 4 Racks of (3) Ribs, 3 Bread Rolls, 6 Lg Onion Rings, Half Grilled Cheese, 3 Cheeseburgers, 1 Cartoon Sandwich, 4 Buttered Bread Rolls, 1 Cookie, 8 Fries, 1 Meatball sub, 1 Med. Pizza, 5 Corndogs, 1 _Huge Swig_ Soda, 1 Milkshake w/Whipped Cream, 2 Frothy Tallboys, wearing a bandana, micro shorts and not a single napkin in sight. That's a demon not a woman no wonder he's still masked up & armed on his dates.
There are worse ones, sonny jim
Can't tell you how much I appreciate schwacked and ur mum jokes on this channel. I remember when you were thinking of taking them out. Hope you see this so you know the humor is appreciated
Those hot babes heven't even got firearms license for those bombs they're always carrying
If there was a mod to turn the girls into Frog soldiers and the player into Liquid Ocelot or Old Snake, I could see myself buying it on sale.
Sad, but true
Basically. Metal gear solid 4. That would be nice.
Honestly, I think the game is fine for what it's trying to be, it's just a softcore game using shooting as an excuse and it certainly does that enough to barely justify its existence.
Also theres WAY worse games out there.
And no, I didn't play it. It just looks ok ish in this video.
You know your a stoner when all you see in that scene at the beginning is the plate of burgers and corndogs, man i want that shit now...
Hey Gman. Saw your review on Seed of the Dead : Sweet Home and picked up on steam. I enjoyed just how jank on over the top it was ( minus the ntr ). Thanks for doing weird games on steam.
If i'm not mistaking the ntr is optional
@@guidila8111 it is thankfully. Accidentally stumbled upon it thinking it was a sidequest. It was with my favourite girl.....
"Do you think these shells are edible" is making me snort laugh. So stupid.
I just pictured someone saying that next to an artillery shell.
"They also kinda feel like they're separate from reality, oops there goes gravity" 🤣
Your content has just gotten better and better over the years man, great stuff.
The general gist of how this gam was make;
1) Download Unreal Engine 5
2) Download some stock assest on the marketplace
3) Download some example config scripts
4) Mash everything together, upload to Steam (testing takes time.... Right (yea, welcome to my world)), THUUUDUUUHHHH!!!
Some games don't have the rights to use the gun names, but you can use the models. It's a license thing and I wouldn't want to piss off gun makers...
because they have guns.
I kind of wish that the devs tried to just focus this as just a joke. Even with having English as a second language you can make some dialog with some good humor in them.
This is the type of games I love as long as they're just a gag.
Make fun of all the genre's you're replicating. Hay even with the locked off characters, you could the text say something like "Unlock by quitting the game and getting a real girlfriend, you filthy animal."
So much potential for dumb fun and they screwed it up by trying to be serious.
The female character models and their background scenes in which they appear, were all done in a program called DAZ Studio. It's basically all presets which is just a one-click-render solution. Almost all the adult VN games use that software for creating their content.
The ones that don’t use Honey Select, you mean?
@@krism.6598 The ones who use Honey Select doesn't even pretend to try. They just want to make something quick and easy and sell it.
Somewhere in an alternate universe, shooter dating Sims are actually mainstream, and the world rejoiced by the release of a game from an Activision x Brazzers collab.
It's gonna be hilarious if one day one of these goofy sexed up action games is actually really good
These operatives "talents" are wasted on the front line. They would make excellent honey pots for the CIA.
16:50 we literally got sick at the same time! The goddamn sore throat has been the worst part since it kept getting worse for a week. I'm finally going back to work tomorrow but I'm not 100% better yet
"Do you think these shells are edible?" Is something that should definitely be memes lol.
Any game with big ole taters can't be the worst game.
game design requires speaking english as a first language?
throw another shrimp on the barbie before the dingo takes your baby, mate.
he finally got trapped into buying one of those many porn games on steam lol
@mr nobody ye he explained later he had done some. i allways see them and am temped but allways find the better judgement
The whole "do you think these shells are edible" bit fucking killed me 😂
I pray this man never stops making fun of my mum.
*Schwacked*
not that surprising that it's bad. This game is being developed by the remnants of KK game studios under a new name. They have a history of abandoning early access games. One successful title they did have, "Freeman: guerrilla warfare" has been waiting for the promised rework for about 2 years now.
Wish someone took this premise and made a decent game. Its like the quintesential male fantasy, big guns, explosions and hot women to bang (and dont forget fast cars).
12:30 This game is just like Zenitsu from Demonslayer, if you can't master everything, just be good at 1 particular thing.
The female characters look like over modded Skyrim characters
"It'd be like completing a mission in Rainbow Six, and then taking Ding Chavez out to eat afterwards."
Okay, real talk, getting to grab a drink with the boys after a mission should be an inclusion in the Rainbow Six series from here on out.
This game is harder than the Classic Shooters back in the day.
Damn, Ready or Not isn't even finished and we're already getting sex mods for it
I feel like this game could have redeemed itself if it had either a) used models of what actual female soldiers look like while still being sexy, or b) catered to very specific fetishes (or some combination of the two). I'm thinking something like, a girl with a shaved head, a girl with some battle wound (bonus fetish points for amputee), etc. Then they could have written some personality around the model. A little bit of creativity can be the difference between explotation shovelware and a cult classic.
14:09 looks like someone told the dev what American food was like, so he found an asset for every item listed and crammed it all onto one table.
Get well soon Gman. Even near death you are still giving us quality content.
4:23 "The levels seems separated from reality. Oops, there goes gravity!"
Man, can't stop laughing in this part.
Basically a clickbait scam for simps. I mean who wouldn’t want a game that checks every male fantasy. Hot woman, guns, gore and explosions. Only thing missing is cheesy boss dialogues and fast cars.
Probably miss those games with the character chad thundercock instead of just commander 😂
But there are games that are good that do that like Seed of the Dead, Dohna Dohna, and Carnal heat
A game called Sex with Hitler just came out on steam. The title is exactly what the game is about lol. Gman you gonna have to review that asap!
You have got to be fucking kidding me...
This is why I love you, you give very detail critic view on games.
Please take note Void interactive! We want Swat waifus in Ready or Not.
Worst game on Steam? I think not. I have played some absolute GARBAGE on Steam. Wars and Roses is actually a really good game with a solid frame rate and fun gameplay.
@ 13:36 Ahh yes, the way to a woman's heart is buying her a shit ton of stuff.
The quality control on Steam is nonexistent at this point.
13:44 Champaign is spelt correctly. Lol I don't know if I'm missing something or the G-Man is a tad dyslexic.