MBMBaM: Bathroom Boohoo Buddy
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- My Brother My Brother and Me: Episode 619 - Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom
Bathroom Boohoo Buddy asks the brothers if they’re allowed to walk out of the bathroom stall while a person is crying in front of the mirror and give themself a pep talk.
Tangents include toot diplomatic immunity, time traveling cyber dj’s, and their trolls 2 pizza allowance.
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Outro Music: Night Market - ConcernedApe
I usually go with a firm "Wash those hands and dry those eyes, champ. You got this." with a nice, long hover-hand over their shoulder to show support, but not actually physically touch them in the bathroom without consent. Also, maintain eye contact through the mirror.
as an autistic person i already hate eye contact just in regular circumstances, if someone tried to maintain eye contact with me while i was crying in the _bathroom_ i would go feral
Just issue an agreement with what they're saying for those 30 or so seconds and cruise on through. Read the energy and send them some confidence to spare.
@@bennettcawley4630 While maintaining *intense, direct* eye contact via the mirror, yes.
In the few times I've ever cried in a public restroom, the *very* last thing I wanted was for a stranger to come and awkwardly try and make me feel better, for sure. I'm fairly introverted though, so I'm 100% not ascribing my wishes and wants to other folks. That said, a cartoon fart sound would have been choice though. "Fart Long through Door" from the UA-cam Sound Library for example?
Idc what happened, if I was having a breakdown in a public bathroom and Justin McElroy walked out of one of the stalls, I would instantly be delighted. Don't even care that I still use the afab bathroom 👀
the only good play would be saying something from inside the stall like "yeah baby!!!" then play a fart sound effect really loudly; hit em with the one-two punch!!
One thing you could do is play a cartoon scream and cartoon fart noise compilation at the same time, and flashbang them mentally. Sometimes ya need a good reset
I am joking, also
jerma fan???
@@TurbopropPuppy Yes. That bit lives rent free in my head
im pretty sure hearing that would fix me
"how would u [get blood] on such short notice tho?" me, afab: ...
The obvious answer is to stay in there until they’re done. Sorry it u had somewhere to go because you’re stuck until they go
I don't want anyone touching or talking to me in the shitter. Even if I'm crying.
I said 'was it me??' at the same time as travis
Full eyes buddies
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i mean i think the first thing to do would be to let them know you’re there as quickly as possible. like as soon as they come in crying you gotta cough or clear your throat just to let them know someone IS in the bathroom with them. then you give them a minute so they can decide how to proceed. if they’re embarrassed and want to be left alone, they can go into another stall or leave and we don’t have to engage with each other. if they’re lingering around at the sink after a minute or so, then i come out and go to wash my hands. ignoring them and pretending you didn’t hear anything is probably a bad choice. if they feel like striking up a conversation with me (and not just like an awkward acknowledgment of “oh shit i thought i was alone”, i mean like if they start over sharing or something and it’s obvious they want someone to talk to) then they can do that. if you don’t know what to say, humor is probably going to come off better than a half-hearted “hang in there, bud!” if all else fails just say something weird and non-threatening, give them something else to think about!
alternatively, you could join in the pep talk from the stall. maybe get up on the toilet seat so they can’t see your legs and convince them you’re a friendly bathroom ghost and you’re there for them if they need it, idk