Thank god we took a two minute break to dunk on Griffin's addition skills so I could stop thinking about this extremely depressing greetings card website for a while
Also, I love the gradual escalation, from like “Oh, let’s salute America, American heroes are good!” All the way to “If you criticize anything in the entirety of America, you deserve to be exiled to the bottom of the ocean”.
Self-sustaining so well we rely on Taiwan to supply all our processors, South America for our produce for 6 months out of the year, Brazil for an overwhelming amount of our beef supply, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Canada, and like 6 other countries for our oil, Europe and Asia for all our decent cars, and China for like 99.9% of our plastics and home commodities
I can’t tell if Griffin didn’t realize the dark implications of the Abe Lincoln joke, but if he spun that whole Lincoln-in-a-theater bit fully aware of what he was doing that is MASTERFUL comedy. Too bad he will only be remembered for sucking at simple math. 🥲
Thank god we took a two minute break to dunk on Griffin's addition skills so I could stop thinking about this extremely depressing greetings card website for a while
I like how Griffin's first idea of what to do with abe lincoln is to take him to a theater
Oh thank god, it's not about Man VS Bee. I'd like to think the Bee won, though.
oh the bee definitely did
THE WAY HE SCREAMED WHADDOYOU MEAN KILLED ME
WHADDOYOU MEAN?!?!?!
3:08 for reference
Look, I don’t WANNA say the person who wrote these voted for Trump, but, like
You probably wouldnt have to. Theyd probably beat you to it, themself
Also, I love the gradual escalation, from like “Oh, let’s salute America, American heroes are good!” All the way to “If you criticize anything in the entirety of America, you deserve to be exiled to the bottom of the ocean”.
“May God continue to uplift this country’s GLORYYyyy”
“THAT’S OBVIOUSLY THE WRONG START!”
The person who came up with these is 100% the "ok Plato," asker. Its the exact same lack of self awareness.
Nah, the “ok Plato” guy reads to me like one of those obnoxious Atheist bros you’d see in the late 00’s, early 10’s, not the patriot kind of jackass.
@@TheElisaDay …well played.
Listening to the McElroys dunking on the absolute dumpster inferno that is the USA always fills me with revolutionary glee
i smell a recurring segment.
and im not sure if its holidappy cards or griffin trying to solve simple math problems for our amusement.
I love Travis's Joker impression.
Self-sustaining so well we rely on Taiwan to supply all our processors, South America for our produce for 6 months out of the year, Brazil for an overwhelming amount of our beef supply, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Canada, and like 6 other countries for our oil, Europe and Asia for all our decent cars, and China for like 99.9% of our plastics and home commodities
Portman-no is autological
'Photos' of dinosaurs eh, J Man?
I can’t tell if Griffin didn’t realize the dark implications of the Abe Lincoln joke, but if he spun that whole Lincoln-in-a-theater bit fully aware of what he was doing that is MASTERFUL comedy. Too bad he will only be remembered for sucking at simple math. 🥲
these are corporate instagram captions not cute greetings?? op what are you doing (source: i’ve written corporate instagram captions)
Source: life as I lived it
It seems like the dappers are using "independence" literally?
Hey it's October of 2023 and 17+20=300 is boy math
you're so right thank you
Every one sounds like they were written by a politician lol
because it's proven that dumb people eat that garbage up