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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2022
  • From series 11, Deliver all the plates to Alex. You may only travel by scooter, bicycle or hoverboard when transporting plates. Every plate you drop will add 20 minutes to your time.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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  • @anthonyperkins7005
    @anthonyperkins7005 2 роки тому +3573

    Mike moved so slowly on that hoverboard that the seasons changed.

    • @albro666
      @albro666 2 роки тому +26

      Mate… the earth has already been swallowed by the sun

    • @ericaschner3283
      @ericaschner3283 2 роки тому +20

      But that music made it epic

    • @francistarkenton545
      @francistarkenton545 2 роки тому

      Ha!

    • @anhvu6824
      @anhvu6824 2 роки тому +4

      Nah just typical British weather

    • @gir5o1
      @gir5o1 Рік тому +2

      Continental drift shifted Britain a whole meter by the time Allen got those plates.

  • @thegamingbro123
    @thegamingbro123 2 роки тому +3702

    The tension as Mike Wozniak carries all the plates in his steady hoverboard adventure will never fail to make me laugh everytime

    • @super_7710
      @super_7710 2 роки тому +68

      They had the perfect music for it.

    • @opo2597
      @opo2597 2 роки тому +18

      I don't think 'steady' is a word i'd use to describe it.

    • @ThanenJ
      @ThanenJ Рік тому +1

      @@seandowney6216
      It looked like an old wool sock.

    • @marymintz9147
      @marymintz9147 Рік тому +1

      @@ThanenJ His mother-in-law makes all his ties.

    • @tylerweirtube
      @tylerweirtube Місяць тому

      9:18 - “oh hello” cracks me up every time. 😂😂😂

  • @mayonnnnnaise
    @mayonnnnnaise 2 роки тому +1341

    I love when I think, Ah, this guy is a genius, only to be proven wrong IMMEDIATELY by the person's execution of their idea. The dude who wrapped them in the tablecloth nearly had it.

    • @Ariplaygames
      @Ariplaygames 2 роки тому +104

      I mean I do think is a good idea if executed propertly, he just didnt wrap it well enough. I personally feel like I would have put all the plates in it, wrapped it really tight and with a double knot, and then hold both end on my hands as I ride on the bike

    • @mayonnnnnaise
      @mayonnnnnaise 2 роки тому +54

      @@Ariplaygames He just needed to turn it into a bag and toss it over his shoulder like Lee did. Also, I think Lee should have been penalized for breaking two plates, that should have been the risk reward of asking if he could juggle

    • @darkpuppetlordful
      @darkpuppetlordful 2 роки тому +78

      @@mayonnnnnaise nah time stopped when all 18, in the sack, hit the table.

    • @ellekay4758
      @ellekay4758 2 роки тому +4

      ‘the dude’ 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mayonnnnnaise
      @mayonnnnnaise 2 роки тому +46

      @@ellekay4758 i don't always catch people's names. what's wrong with dude? I'm a dude, you're a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.

  • @itisallaboutmeew3024
    @itisallaboutmeew3024 2 роки тому +1643

    Mike Wozniak on the hoverboard is one of the most underrated moments on Taskmaster. Tick tock, total crush o’clock.

    • @tobiaskraus
      @tobiaskraus 2 роки тому +8

      Believe it or not, I even bought this scene as a sticker for my Laptop. From Red Bubble, I think :-)

    • @acolytetojippity
      @acolytetojippity Рік тому +10

      "mush mush mush. muuuush!"

    • @lotuseater7247
      @lotuseater7247 Рік тому

      mmmm hello

  • @krashd
    @krashd Рік тому +180

    Mike on the hoverboard carrying 20 plates looked like the protagonist from a point-and-click adventure game half way through a puzzle.

  • @tbz1551
    @tbz1551 2 роки тому +737

    2:16 Knowing Lee, and by his initial reply “yea”… you know he instantly had 10 quick witted jokes about Greg’s dead friend and decided against all of them. A true pro 😂👌🏻

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 2 роки тому +150

      You can see the gears in his head turning as he formulates several jokes simultaneously. It's almost like watching a chess grandmaster, thinking several steps ahead of his opponent.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 2 роки тому +235

    At one point Mike looks like a highly inefficient thief having raided the kitchen section of Ikea! XD

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 2 роки тому +344

    Mike's delivery was super impressive! Not only did he stack all the plates while on a hoverboard, he did it in the rain. 😲👏👏👏

    • @ApriliaRSA250
      @ApriliaRSA250 Рік тому +11

      Deserved bonus pts for completing it with the hoverboard.

    • @uqs57bju
      @uqs57bju Рік тому +1

      @@ApriliaRSA250 Why? It was one of the given transportation options. If you know how to use one of those. It's by far the fastest. You shouldn't get a bonus point for that.

    • @shornoMALONEY
      @shornoMALONEY 11 місяців тому +1

      absolute legend, flexes the jankiest transport and still slays it, flicks the water off plates like an OG hahaa I wish he was my gangster dad

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 2 місяці тому

      @@uqs57bjuI think they meant figuratively.

  • @Syenthros
    @Syenthros Рік тому +89

    I have no idea how a hoverboard is supposed to work. That Mike not only went for it but succeeded in respectable time is laudable.

  • @UrDomb
    @UrDomb 2 роки тому +111

    The tires on that bike look ludicrously soft. I imagine it had sat folded and unloved in the back of some associate producer’s closet for years before being dragged out to be abused by 5 comedians.

    • @mg5347
      @mg5347 2 роки тому +2

      With Jamali it looked like it was on the rim

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 2 роки тому +10

      From the number of people I see day to day making painful journeys on bikes with flat tyres and the seat slammed, I'm beginning to think we're doomed as a species. Bikes are pretty f***ing simple to understand. I'm suspending disbelief and saying that here they planned it to make it harder for the contestants. Please make it be that.

  • @ApolloHeliosPhoebus
    @ApolloHeliosPhoebus 2 роки тому +329

    Mike's absolute commitment to doing the funny thing - god he's amazing.

    • @spewter
      @spewter Рік тому +10

      Absolute casserole.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 2 роки тому +761

    I loved this gang, but Mike has to be my favourite contestant ever, or at least in the top 5... He's just beyond excentric and witty and I love his Dickens-character style!

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 2 роки тому +40

      “Absolute casserole down there”
      I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

    • @SensationalBanana
      @SensationalBanana 2 роки тому +9

      @@chrisjones5411 Omg yes, and his face when he dislodged it! We almost didn't make it out of that conversation alive... XD

    • @JHnat
      @JHnat 2 роки тому +21

      Iain has to be the in top 5 simply because of the responses to the failed attempts. The best being:. Can't touch the bucket, did that, can't touch the sand, did that, can't leave the room, ********, might as well do that.

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax 2 роки тому +9

      This was a great series. Up there with Acaster/Wang/Godliman. I get a little annoyed with Lee on this series, but Sarah’s constant fear that’s she’s somehow screwing up makes up for it. Charlotte is so freaking sweet and charming it hurts.

    • @TwoStacks217
      @TwoStacks217 Рік тому +1

      Russell Howard was the best guest for me

  • @kyqg2606
    @kyqg2606 2 роки тому +283

    If a young adult ever asked me what life as an adult was like, I'd just tell them to watch this show.

    • @pretzelhunt
      @pretzelhunt 2 роки тому +15

      To hold true there's fewer varied prize tasks, and the information is never *all* on the card... but alittle bit, maybe- for some adults ;)

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Рік тому +6

      Pros of being an adult:
      You can eat car whenever you want
      You can have 30 chicken nuggets for dinner
      Cons of being an adult:
      You have to buy the cake
      Eating that many chicken nuggets for dinner is a bad idea and there was a reason your parents wouldn't let you as a kid

  • @leanne7542
    @leanne7542 2 роки тому +408

    Charlotte Ritchie and Mel Giedroyc will remain my favorite contestants of all time due to their infectious joy and optimism.

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 2 роки тому +230

    Charlotte: "Wheeee-he-he-he-he-heee!"
    Jamali: *_[Crash! Smash!]_*
    Lee: "I knew that would happen..."
    Mike: "I'm so soggy... I'll go and do all that. It's not your fault."
    Sarah: "I mean life's for living, right?"

  • @ItsMinoAgain
    @ItsMinoAgain 2 роки тому +64

    Honestly just impressed by the pillow spinning

  • @lemmingsplat5279
    @lemmingsplat5279 Рік тому +92

    This was when Mike established himself as an S tier contestant. One of the absolute best!

  • @half_chub
    @half_chub Рік тому +101

    the most impressive thing this time had to be the pillow spin

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Рік тому +43

    “I feel bold as brass in this get-up!”
    Oh, Woz, you are too pure for this world 😂😂

  • @lel1160
    @lel1160 2 роки тому +28

    omg the tension watching mike, when he delivered the plates, i think i said to myself, out loud "oh that's lovely" in some sort of golf-announcer voice

  • @Missjunebugfreak
    @Missjunebugfreak 2 роки тому +81

    I can't be the only one who thinks Mike looks really adorable with that helmet.

  • @illithidactivity344
    @illithidactivity344 2 роки тому +85

    I can't believe no one dragged the destination table over to where the plates were.

    • @narcyz2134
      @narcyz2134 2 роки тому +37

      Alex was a destination, they could ask Alex to hop on a scooter, drive to plates and give him entire stack then speed off hoping he would drop everything bcs task ended when he recieved all plates.

    • @saharahamilton728
      @saharahamilton728 Рік тому +4

      This is what I thought! Use that first 3 minutes to move the tables?

    • @maddiedoesntkno
      @maddiedoesntkno Рік тому +13

      I can’t believe Charlotte didn’t put the whole stack down her dungarees

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому

      @@saharahamilton728 they had to deliver to Mike

  • @toastclem9232
    @toastclem9232 2 роки тому +47

    when i watched this episode i literally was like. if no one uses the hoverboard i will be sad. and then mike wozniak pulled through.

  • @micahbell8533
    @micahbell8533 Рік тому +34

    Mike talking to his hoverboard to get it going was the best part of all this

  • @Necron00b
    @Necron00b 2 роки тому +103

    Any day Mike Wozniak appears is a good day haha

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 роки тому +10

      Tick tock, it's Woz o'clock!

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 2 роки тому +24

    Something about watching it absolutely piss it down on Mike as he slowly creeps along sends me every time

  • @Shadowmech88
    @Shadowmech88 Рік тому +5

    Sarah's hair is really stunning. It's like a lion's mane.

  • @rorarthepig
    @rorarthepig Рік тому +4

    We not even gonna mention the beautiful panavia tornado in background?
    Edit: looked it up, apparently that particular tornado served in the gulf war. It was named MiG eater since they thought it had destroyed a MiG-29 (one of the most advanced Russian aircrafts at the time), but it was later noted that it was just some French plane (Mirage) parked on the ground

  • @pokefan1196
    @pokefan1196 2 роки тому +25

    Fun fact! This was originally an idea taskmaster NZ came up with but didn't think was good enough.

    • @lettersnstuff
      @lettersnstuff Рік тому +1

      guess they were wrong, huh

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому

      They were too busy playing in that sewage filled pond.

  • @gunnerdown
    @gunnerdown Рік тому +12

    Watching her ride the bike at 1:32 was adorable

  • @simis4390
    @simis4390 2 роки тому +47

    Oooh! I really like this task, so glad it's a full task video. This task introduced me to how effortlessly cool Mike is, I love his performances.

  • @chameleonedm
    @chameleonedm Рік тому +8

    My favourite bit about this video is how they deliver an edit to show the task, to then have the task start where the exact same shots are shown 20 seconds later. Top notch editing that

  • @allisonnovak5434
    @allisonnovak5434 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly, Mike should have gotten a bonus point for completing the task in the rain.

  • @narcyz2134
    @narcyz2134 2 роки тому +25

    Alex was a destination, so I would ask Alex to hop on a scooter, drive to plates and give him entire stack then speed off hoping he would drop everything bcs task ended when he recieved all plates.

    • @q9968
      @q9968 Рік тому +2

      exactly. Move Alex, and possibly his wobbly table towards the plates then just pass them right along.

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 7 місяців тому +2

    Charlotte had overalls... the perfect plate container had she chosen to use them. At least for the big ones, as they were too big to slide down the legs.

  • @jimlucca2528
    @jimlucca2528 2 роки тому +6

    That pillow trick was such a nice extra

  • @heidiely3243
    @heidiely3243 Рік тому +3

    The whole Mike tension thing at the end when he came off the board for a second. I nearly died. I was so impressed he made it with all the plates unbroken.

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 2 роки тому +24

    I think I would've taken the bike and drove 18 rounds without stopping, grabbing one plate at the time. Using the table cloth is a great idea tho.

  • @delossntosjrl
    @delossntosjrl 2 роки тому +13

    Banging on my desk table as an applause for that man at the end. Rain, hoverboard, fell off and then back on. Bravo! Lol

  • @asitallfallsdown5914
    @asitallfallsdown5914 Рік тому +13

    To be fair, the pillow thing was almost as impressive as Mike not dying with the stack of wet plates on the wiggly board.

  • @Jobey_99
    @Jobey_99 Рік тому +27

    I would love to see a task with Joe Thomas and Charlotte Ritchie.
    They have such a similar vibe and IDK why

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq Рік тому +7

      They were in a show called Fresh Meat together!

  • @frankhurst9665
    @frankhurst9665 Рік тому +5

    The bicycle tires needed air. That's my takeaway from this episode.

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Рік тому +4

    I’ve seen this a few times and just realized both that they only needed to ride something when carrying plates (not to get to them), AND that they could have moved Alex and his table before starting.

    • @montez.youtube
      @montez.youtube 8 місяців тому

      I immediately thought about moving Alex to each table then handing him the plates. Surprised one person didn’t try that with the 3 minutes of prep time

  • @nilsgoliasch244
    @nilsgoliasch244 2 роки тому +10

    That was a well deserved bonus point

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman Рік тому +3

    Lee as a delivery man: "Here's your new TV, just sign here first please."
    *Hulk smashes TV into the ground*
    "Not my problem mate."

  • @RoderickEtheria
    @RoderickEtheria 8 місяців тому +2

    3 minutes to move Alex to all the plates before time starts. And you can move Alex even after you deliver some of the plates to him.

  • @MrOtistetrax
    @MrOtistetrax 2 роки тому +7

    For those of you that love a little Wozniak, I recommend the podcast he does with a couple friends: Three Bean Salad. Start from the beginning though. It makes precious little sense otherwise.

  • @KraXxuS
    @KraXxuS 2 роки тому +6

    thank you for uploading the full task. nothing else matters

  • @jonnyjazzz
    @jonnyjazzz Рік тому +3

    The pillow spinning was actually the most impressive feat.

  • @doomhammer3022
    @doomhammer3022 Рік тому +3

    Jamali the ultimate ring-bearer at any wedding

  • @chadliu5005
    @chadliu5005 Рік тому +8

    Jamali was one step away from greatness, if he wrapped the plates in tablecloth and then walked the tablecloth over to alex (hes not touching the plates!) then that would of been way easier but way less hilarious compared to seeing the plates drop one by one haha

    • @santiv4
      @santiv4 Рік тому

      he also couldve just tied it a little better/more and wouldve easily been in the lead

  • @jason_a_smith_gb
    @jason_a_smith_gb 2 роки тому +3

    While watching Mike Wozniak move plates from A to B by hoverboard, Irritating Kid pops up. “What you’re thinking, there’s a Small Business for that!”

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Рік тому +7

    I wish we had quality shows like this in the US

  • @alicekelly6558
    @alicekelly6558 Рік тому +2

    A task of "who can fall asleep quickest" would actually be interesting.

  • @Barboron
    @Barboron Рік тому +1

    If a postman brings my package to my door and smashes it on his way uo the garden path, I wouldn't consider it as being delivered unbroken.

  • @Purzius
    @Purzius Рік тому +2

    Mike on that hoverboard is too funny

  • @sultanofsick
    @sultanofsick 8 місяців тому

    Seeing Woz struggle to pilot that thing brought back images of Johnny Vegas standing on that wheeled rubber boat trying to propel it by wafting the air with oars in his outstretched arms, and humping the air with his hips.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 2 місяці тому

    the pillow-spinning was impressive!

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird2451 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a kid, I was made for this task. Easy two laps on the bike. One if pressed.

  • @jg932
    @jg932 2 роки тому +19

    Jamali had the right idea...until he decided to put them on his back
    Edit: Also...Almost Lee...Almost

  • @luhole
    @luhole 2 роки тому +1

    I love Mike so very much.

  • @bendyer4567
    @bendyer4567 2 роки тому +4

    I think that’s the most anxiety I’ve ever felt watching this show

  • @dawndid5972
    @dawndid5972 Рік тому

    The serotonin you sold me was more than perfect

  • @THUNGUNS
    @THUNGUNS Рік тому

    Top gear production for this show. Neat

  • @bulacano3014
    @bulacano3014 Рік тому

    Use scooter, push tables together, wrap plates in tablecloth, and tie in a bundle. Hold the knot on handles and walk with one foot on the scooter.

  • @placeholderblankspace
    @placeholderblankspace Рік тому +1

    That was some pretty epic pillow spinning

  • @fayfay114
    @fayfay114 6 місяців тому

    Ooh, that pillow spinning was so cool

  • @MK-ce7ry
    @MK-ce7ry 2 роки тому +6

    Really love that the Jamali clip is included even though it makes no sense with this context

  • @dudeinadoughboy4327
    @dudeinadoughboy4327 Рік тому

    I've one of those hoverboard things. Mess around on it for a few minutes and you pretty much get the hang of it. They're a lot of fun to whiz around on :)

  • @generaldecker9971
    @generaldecker9971 2 роки тому +8

    Question: Where the bike tires underinflated on purpose? They seems to be down quite a bit.

  • @DJCube1701
    @DJCube1701 2 місяці тому

    It's interesting that they all return to Alex at the end of the three minutes, they're probably just used to being near him when time starts. They could have started by the plates.

  • @Nurse_Sean
    @Nurse_Sean 2 роки тому +2

    Love it - this reminds me of Top Gear

  • @woodser1765
    @woodser1765 Рік тому

    loved the gas engine sound from an electric scooter.

  • @nicoh848
    @nicoh848 Рік тому

    I applaud the judgment.

  • @raeziinetwork
    @raeziinetwork Рік тому +3

    Had to give a like for the pillow spin!!!

  • @xoluciaxo_3721
    @xoluciaxo_3721 Рік тому +5

    He could’ve just wrapped it and then carry/hold it normally😭😭 Why wrap it around your waist omg

  • @MeanderBot
    @MeanderBot 4 місяці тому

    In Charlotte's defense, at 36 years old I went roller skating for the first time in about 25 years and it was fun in a way I hadn't felt for a very long time.

  • @jakobsthillert15
    @jakobsthillert15 Рік тому +1

    Surprisingly, noone tried to move Alex.

  • @GlaciatedProductions
    @GlaciatedProductions Рік тому

    nobody thought of of bringing Alex closer to the plates and then bringing the plates a tiny bit of distance to Alex

  • @sebutler1411
    @sebutler1411 Рік тому

    justice for the man driving the swegway

  • @robh7800
    @robh7800 Рік тому +1

    Mike Wozniak is the man I want to be come New Years resolution time

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Рік тому +1

    I can only imagine the horrendous accident if Mike had fallen over

  • @googleistdoof6656
    @googleistdoof6656 8 місяців тому +1

    When they designed this show they were thinking "How do we get the most inept people together that fail at every mundane task and basic planning, that will deliver spectacular clown performances, without being too obvious? OH I KNOW! COMEDIANS!"

  • @SA-nx7mt
    @SA-nx7mt Рік тому

    01:21 01:32 03:21
    I can't stop watching

  • @anthonyg6083
    @anthonyg6083 Рік тому

    that pillow trick tho

  • @TeamVanityVideos
    @TeamVanityVideos Рік тому

    okay the spinning pillow shit was actually fuckin epic

  • @irisout7463
    @irisout7463 Рік тому +1

    I would just carry the plates by the table cloth

  • @josephfoster5037
    @josephfoster5037 Рік тому

    Put all the plates in the table cloth twist the ends tie them together in a double knot wear them as a purse each side in one turn on the scooter

  • @johnb2219
    @johnb2219 Рік тому

    I love the 80 music

  • @amonynous9041
    @amonynous9041 Рік тому +1

    this episode is missing "the banana barrier" lateral thinking

  • @n0dr0gs49
    @n0dr0gs49 2 роки тому

    Put plates on the board. Carry board.

  • @truboo4268
    @truboo4268 8 місяців тому

    "If it works it works-- Ah, it doesn't work."
    Me, when Jamali tied the tablecloth to his body and then proceeded to drop two

  • @pedxing
    @pedxing 2 роки тому

    tick tock its plate o'clock!

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 2 роки тому +1

    When are you going to start releasing full episodes/seasons again?

  • @artgreen6915
    @artgreen6915 Рік тому

    I thought I saw Lee remove plates from the table cloth that were already broken, besides the one that slipped out on arrival.

  • @BlondeLeoLion
    @BlondeLeoLion Рік тому

    Bro just stack the plates and wrap them up in the table cover and carry them on the bike to him.

  • @yuckfou5601
    @yuckfou5601 2 роки тому +8

    Did you deflated the bike tyres to make it harder? 🤣👍

  • @londonlady227
    @londonlady227 3 місяці тому

    Nice Phantom in the back

  • @devlingreener2182
    @devlingreener2182 8 місяців тому

    This show is both thoroughly entertaining and the fall of civilization.

  • @nashbellow5430
    @nashbellow5430 Рік тому

    you could have had alex move the plates for you (or the tables) before the time started