Dragons in Elden Ring are either dying, snorting glint and coughing up a lung Or banging the first knight they see by shapeshifting (I’m looking at you, Lancy)
@@pokimanefartcompilation yeah, now that you mention it, incest and cannibalism(technically?) is relatively "normal" in lands between. lands of wonder...
I showed that to my buddy's ten year old daughter who loves dragons, but forgot about the swearing rant. Her eyes lit up in shock over the swearing, and her mom was like, "What are you watching???!!!!"
I love how much of a hypocrite Placidusax is. He calls everybody weird or insane, and judges others, but he’s mangled, looks like he’s about to crumble, is multi-headed for some reason and a deadbeat father, apparently. He judges Greyll for the whole bridge thing when he just floats in bigass stone bowl in a storm.
Yeah it’s the whole combo of dead beat dad and REALLY controlling mother combo that the big tree likes. That why Godfrey got the boot, he was to Chad for Marika. She realized their child was going to grow up and be too well adjusted for life.
The ranni segment make me think of a boss idea, were she is just teleporting around, spamming comet, dark moon and dropping wedding rings with summon half naked tarnished wielding moonlight great swords. extreme Mobility, high damage output, minions but very low resistances and lowist health.
Smarag sounding forever high and Vyke literally trading the most coveted position of power in the lands between for some eye beams will never not be funny.
Idea! Lansseax and Fortissax try getting a new demigod friend, or just friend, because they hate each other. At the end, they see that they weren't as insane as they thought and the rest of the world is worse than them. So they become friends again and go to Farum Azula to stay with grandpa Placidusax, away from all the bull$●t in The Lands Between.
I love how the only dragon he tolerated and had a moment with was Theodorax 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ Glinstoners! I REQUIRE MORE HUSBANDS!! The diddling!!! 🤣🤣☠️ I’m done 💯👏
Now I just want an entire series about dragons getting up to regular dragon shit like capturing princesses and hoarding gold but framed in a comedic way
Funny now that we know that ancient dragons and lesser dragons represent two different draconic clans who absolutely do not get along and that the ancient dragons were the ones who started the whole dragon communion business to get one over their hated rivals. So Placidusax would probably be way less hostile towards the magma wyrms (as all of them must have butchered several lesser dragons) and refuse to communicate with the likes of Greyoll and co.
The bleeps don't censor a thing. They're purely there for comedic effect Also, if I interpreted the new lore correctly, no, Placideussax isn't the father. The drakes are the descendants of Bayle
Well, now we know that all the dragons that are not ancient dragons are evil, due to being descendants of (spoilers) Bayle. I feel significantly less bad about dragon communion and will now start doing it.
Tbf we dont know if theyre evil. Bayle was evil but his descendants are so far removed from him. I mean frost wyverns just wanted to stay alone on the Mountain top. Is that evil? What about Rannis Glintstone dragon? She just served ranni, and renallas Dragon was Oathsword aswell. They arent all evil.
Who's your favorite dragon?
Grandsax
Lansseax because I'm down bad
Crystal Walter white dragon
Lansseax got me like 😗😚🥰❤️
Midir
Dragons in Elden Ring are either dying, snorting glint and coughing up a lung
Or banging the first knight they see by shapeshifting (I’m looking at you, Lancy)
1 more video about lmsh and malenia pls
I dunno... Lancy got a point
Angry old men who just crawled out of craves
Hey, at least Lansseax doesn't need massive amounts of therapy (I think...).
Or getting stoned
"You were supposed to become Elden Lord!"
"F**K THAT, I GOT EYE BEAMS!"
Goat
Seems Valid
I will forever refer to the assassins as "Slutty Ballerinas" from this moment forward.
That took me out
😂😂😂
that bridge loving samuel L dragon is unhinged yet most sane one is pretty funny to me 😂
Tbh the magma wyrms are pretty normal aswell, but they're not real dragons
@@pokimanefartcompilation yeah, now that you mention it, incest and cannibalism(technically?) is relatively "normal" in lands between. lands of wonder...
@@Lluvia1984 I don't remember the magma wyrms committing incest but yes
@@Lluvia1984I mean George R. R. Martin helped write the story for Elden Ring so incest was a prerequisite I bet with his contact with Fromsoft 😂😭
I showed that to my buddy's ten year old daughter who loves dragons, but forgot about the swearing rant.
Her eyes lit up in shock over the swearing, and her mom was like, "What are you watching???!!!!"
I love how much of a hypocrite Placidusax is. He calls everybody weird or insane, and judges others, but he’s mangled, looks like he’s about to crumble, is multi-headed for some reason and a deadbeat father, apparently. He judges Greyll for the whole bridge thing when he just floats in bigass stone bowl in a storm.
And didn't he have more heads initially then we see? Even worse he's missing heads
Being a deadbeat father seems to be one of the prerequisites to being Elden Lord it seems
Yeah it’s the whole combo of dead beat dad and REALLY controlling mother combo that the big tree likes. That why Godfrey got the boot, he was to Chad for Marika. She realized their child was going to grow up and be too well adjusted for life.
@@Tortle-Man Godfrey was such an enormous chad, that Marika literally had to replace him with herself
@@jakobrenner2230 No one else could know how to operate her so easily I guess…
Poor Greyoll, denied child support and some lvl1 wretch tarnished is bonking at her rear end with a Shield of the Guilty.
Or whacking it with a +0 Uchigatana
@@MrEvan312
or a spinning flail. But seriously, why isn't Wild Strikes the default ash for flails? Their unique ash is just so stupid and goofy
@@MrEvan312 oi, dont call us out 😂
I like how Placi didn't even bother to visit Borealis, makes me think Borealis must be a notoriously stodgy coot whose not fun to be around
Nor did he visit Agheel, guess he given a better chance to Makar to nuke the Erdtree than him.
He did in a recent video, but only got to talk to Borealis briefly before Maliketh walked into frame and executed him.
@@eminkilicaslan8945Ahgeel might be the most normal dragon around. Flies, breathes fire and is basically terrorising people around a lake.
@@aetrem50 Not even really terrorising, they WANT him to roast them. Dude's just doing a community service.
if people didnt mention that he already got a video visiting borealis i would've thunk~ that placi couldn't find him in all the icy fog XD
13:28 the way Fortissax said "You could do with a bit more racism." comes off so hilarious to me
"I WANT SOME DRAGUSSY."
“EXCUSE ME!?” 😅 I love that part
i dont know why, but i started silently laughing to myself when i saw that.
"GODWYN DON'T LOSE, HE JUST KEEPS WYNNING" IS SO STUPID BUT IT HAS ME CACKLING LIKE A WITCH
Tarnished 1: Dude, I'm telling you, these dragons are f**king crazy!
Tarnished 2: Oh, without a f**king doubt!
I was absolutely not prepared for "I REQUIRE MORE HUSBANDS!"
This video really opened my eyes to the realization how hard the dragons fell off from their glory days 💀💀
i expected some video essay about placement of the dragons or the way the fight or their designs but instead i got this masterpiece
“If the oceans have a problem I’m gonna nuke them too”. -based placidusax
Took inspiration from Mr. Torgue
I love that all the dragons in caelid have scarlet rot 😂
not all of them
@@efaristi9737 Hahah true but most of them are
@@Yørisch bruh no??????
Only one does 😂
Except Greyll
"I ATE MY MOMMY" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO
Genuinely concerned "Oh"
"I think I'm dying..."
Well that's what Scarlet Rot does
Godwyn: godwyn dont lose
Godwyn: already lost.
Godwyn: "Hell yeah, Godwyn doesn't lose!"
Black Knife Tiche: "Cope."
@@MrEvan312 the black knives are empowered by his seething and his huffing of the copium.
assassinations don't count, they waited until he was asleep the cowards.
Hes too strong to fight head on@69Kazeshini
@@69Kazeshini “you snooze you loose” : alecto
"Dragonkind has fallen, millions must be nuked"
-Placiduchud
The ranni segment make me think of a boss idea, were she is just teleporting around, spamming comet, dark moon and dropping wedding rings with summon half naked tarnished wielding moonlight great swords. extreme Mobility, high damage output, minions but very low resistances and lowist health.
she just pulls out four darkmoon greatswords and goes full general grevious on us
The second half of the Renalla fight was a genjutsu of you fighting Ranni as Renalla. So we did fight her
@mybubbajub that can't be true
@@mybubbajub No it was all a genjutsu of Ranni making you fight prime Renalla
@@thejuiceking2219general ranni of the dark moon
The not-strongest magma wyrm is actually so funny
“Yes! Then NO!”
“I don’t believe in that terminology but yes”😂😂💀
Smarag sounding forever high and Vyke literally trading the most coveted position of power in the lands between for some eye beams will never not be funny.
Status mean nothing to a sniper rifle
Idea! Lansseax and Fortissax try getting a new demigod friend, or just friend, because they hate each other. At the end, they see that they weren't as insane as they thought and the rest of the world is worse than them. So they become friends again and go to Farum Azula to stay with grandpa Placidusax, away from all the bull$●t in The Lands Between.
I love it, everyone like this!
this is so cute
11:58- 12:15 had me dying with the "yes"
Plasidusax, gudging every other dragons:
Also him: literally lost two of his four, and almost lost third lol
GODWYN DOESN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME! ✊️
Yeah, Godwyn doesn't lose!
Godwyn doesn’t lose!!!
Godwyn doesn't lose!
Nah, i’d win - godwyn
He just keeps wynning!"
That part with Vyke got me rolling , never laughed so hard pls 🤣
EYEBEAMS!
@@MrEvan312 DO YOU NEED A HUG?!
I love how the only dragon he tolerated and had a moment with was Theodorax 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ Glinstoners! I REQUIRE MORE HUSBANDS!! The diddling!!! 🤣🤣☠️ I’m done 💯👏
"BLOW UP MY BRAIN!!"
Now I just want an entire series about dragons getting up to regular dragon shit like capturing princesses and hoarding gold but framed in a comedic way
I love how Theodorax is taking about being the only normal one then the magma worm points out his two heads.
Apparently the flame of frenzy turns you into a Borderlands character
We NEEED an oracle series compilation oh my god I love these so much 😂
I take this as 109% lore
Dragons are such majestic creatures
Fighting them is a different story, unfortunately...
@@joshualing5667 nah the fights are cool wym?
I learn so much lore about Elden Ring's Dragons by this video
Still missing Renallas Ghost dragon
Thats just Smarag before he was on that Glint
2:06 this is ironic, considering he can’t walk either💀
They ARE really awful, that blue hit different tho.
"We're in Liurnia!"
"That's just YOUR OPINION!"
Vyke has good tastes in Dragons.
I just realized palcidusax never spoke to agheel in limgrave at least he's a normal dragon
Holy shit. Of all the characters talked about in this video, Rykard selling burgers made from “people” is the most normal. Lol
1:28 It looks like Placidusax is contemplating his life choices hearing that tirade.
The female Dragons have eyelashes 💀?!? Attention to detail is insane
they managed to fuse trump and gordon ramsay to make a dragon's voice
Placidusax: "Dragons don't live in volcanoes."
Bayle: "Ex-FUCKING-cuse me?"
Sooooo........this is what dragons do in their.....spare time.
Placi is my favorite character in this entire series
When will he meet Bayle the Dread?
This is probably my favorite episode so far😂
STANDING UP 😭
There are more than one video??!?!?! Yay!
Planning to kill all the dragons in my second play through 🤣
Godwyn doesn't lose !
hell yeah
He just keeps Wyning
He's God of win
Honestly one of the funniest Elden content I've watched thus far
Elden rings poster boy: the psycho furry with a war spear
wouldn't he be a scalie?
@@thejuiceking2219 is there a difference and if there is I’m concetned
@@mr_blank4413 furries=mammals
scalies=reptiles
9:11, "*r@cist footsteps*" I laughed way too hard.
It’s funny how the wyrm at the manor was harder to fight than the one protecting the katana
9:22 *I REQUIRE MORE HUSBANDS*
The fact obsession of bridges is real makes this funnier
Dribbling magma is NOT the same as breathing fire.
-Daddy
I could definitely take two dragons at once, but not in a fight that would be tough
Whatchu....whatchu mean by dat...?
Funny now that we know that ancient dragons and lesser dragons represent two different draconic clans who absolutely do not get along and that the ancient dragons were the ones who started the whole dragon communion business to get one over their hated rivals. So Placidusax would probably be way less hostile towards the magma wyrms (as all of them must have butchered several lesser dragons) and refuse to communicate with the likes of Greyoll and co.
We need Placedusaxe to pay child support and keep the babies on the weekend
Placidusax was not wrong. Greyolls dragons probably came From bayle, not placidusax
Glintstoners had to be the funniest line for me just absolute gold
5:26 as someone who did a Vergil run when the game first came out I can say this is 100% actual factual
The bleeps don't censor a thing. They're purely there for comedic effect
Also, if I interpreted the new lore correctly, no, Placideussax isn't the father. The drakes are the descendants of Bayle
Hahahaha thats a great collection of videos in one, i loved it keep up the great work
Some dragons seem very judgemental of each other even they are perfect themselves especially PLACIDUSAX
It's like thinking that Limgrave's dragon was the most normal dragon in the game
5:37 I ATE MY MOMMY! 😂😂
Well, now we know that all the dragons that are not ancient dragons are evil, due to being descendants of (spoilers)
Bayle.
I feel significantly less bad about dragon communion and will now start doing it.
Tbf we dont know if theyre evil. Bayle was evil but his descendants are so far removed from him.
I mean frost wyverns just wanted to stay alone on the Mountain top. Is that evil?
What about Rannis Glintstone dragon? She just served ranni, and renallas Dragon was Oathsword aswell.
They arent all evil.
If only Midir was still around
“What would Godwyn think?”
“Not much by the looks of it.”💀
I Want some of that DRAGUSSY😂😂
“Glintstoners” lol😂
The parts of the video that have this zoomed in, up close look of the dragons’ faces is funny
Placidusaxx sounds like an angry grandpa roasting all these other dragons and then threatening to nuke em
“Your all either dying or Insane”😭😭
funniest shit i ever heard. subbed.
lansseax is a 304!
placi is my boi
and fortisax is a true bro!
thank you for this!
Interesting, he walks instead of flies, lol. But then again, he has styles of walks, so it makes up for it, lol
Theodorix being the only other sane dragon
So many ziggers 😂 I can't even list them all. Thia is comedy gold. Thanks! My favorite one i have watched so far.
tbh, i never knew any of these dragons, and you who made the vid is just summing them up for me in over 15 mins thank you
remember kids, no glint
hugless footsteps is new my favorite sound effect
This soap opera recap actually makes some sense!
Make him meet the dark souls dragons!
i love the voice of plasidusax
He got plasidussax racism towards other dragons so perfectly is crazy because is literally canon now 😂
Would've been hilarious if he said he just keeps gwynning 🤣🤣🤣👌
Maybe this whole time I was on the Glint and didn't realize.
Gotta keep on Wynning.
The Vyke reference I knew instantly 💀
"He used the warspear"
Fortissax: i think i need therapy.💀💀
I'm dead😂😂😂, oh my lungs😂😂😂😂
This Vyke reminds me to Krieg from BL2 just screaming nonsense, love it.
Fucked up how lore accurate this turned out to be.
Mogh has redeemed himself. It was Miquella all along
Just the weird half brother abduction/egg thing.
The blood cult he was running was entirely himself.
@@emetanti That's true
@@emetantitbf said Cult seemed pretty chill considering all kidnaping and blood injection hapened after Miquella mind controlled mohg
The dragons are wild