I bet Oxbox knows all about the power of love triangles, what with Jane liking Andy, and Mike liking Andy, and they all have to be professional for work.
Building wobbly bridges over chasms and acid pits while using portals to avoid the flat parts, and calling the people who use your bridges "survivors", is why civil engineers are never put in charge of things.
"The bridge was destroyed and most of the vehicle's occupants were killed. Success!" This sounds less like a construction company and more like a serial killer. So we're keeping to the tone of the original games.
I can't believe you guys took so long on the last one. When all you had to do was extend a straight line. The forklifts were clearly getting enough height. But no, OxBox decides to create an obstacle by building a ramp they can fall gently from. To be fair, that's specifically the sort of thing I come here to see.
Yea. I honestly have no idea how anyone could make that SO difficult for themselves. I don't want to be mean but.... that was not a stunning display of intelligence from them there.
FACT: Andy does not love history, hes just been there.... cuz portals and Jane... ohhh Jane... in 3019 her name is feared even more than our overlord Ikle Giggles
I can only dream of constructing such flawless death ramps as Jane & Andy. Such flawless, death-filled beauty, brings a tear to a glass eye so it does. Flawless.
*pulling hair* dear lord, you just need to extend the last section out, no ramping etc. the forklift was clearing the height of final platform, geeeeeyaaaaaahhhhh
Yea.... I really did begin to wonder if they were deliberately being so utterly stupid just for the sake of the video... But that might just be wishful thinking on my part because I really don't want to believe anyone could be that dumb.
You guys definitely created flawless bridges - if flawless bridges mean flawless ways for the workers to die tragically, with your employee photos saved in their death reports for posterity.
I can't properly imagine how terrifying/exhilarating it would be to go through a portal and suddenly be diving straight down on a forklift. I would definitely be checking my shorts after that.
Hey guys; I know this video doesn’t have a lot of views and that the comment system is rather broken, but I would love to see you play more of this; it was really nice. I love your channel and your content. You guys are great!
"I can't name any other bridges." Me, a Portland native: "Ooh--I can give you twelve! Steel/Broadway/Hawthorne/Burnside/Morrison/Markham/Sellwood/St. Johns/Fremont/Tillakum/Ross Island/Burlington..." Everyone else: *already fallen asleep*
We already had canon portals that were different colors than orange and blue! Specifically red and light blue. What? You don't remember this? Are you sure you played all of portal 2? Including the co-op? :3
For the next Portal (if it ever comes), Andy will be the voice of the new robot antagonist. His weakness will be history memorabilia and one-on-one fighting matches. He will sometimes brag, and act cocky while screaming or singing from things that appear out of nowhere.
As a civil engineer, I can say this is exactly how bridges are designed and built. If you guys ever want to change fields, you've got a job with my firm!
Apparently Andy and Jane have forgotten that there are red and yellow portals in Portal 2's co-op mode. Also that the fact GLaDOS hasn't killed you yet is way more canon breaking.
So you're playing a Portal game and making triangles and it makes you hungry for... pizza? Huh, looks like the cake really is a lie. I guess we can take Jane and Andy's attempt at making one four years ago as verifiable scientific fact.
If there's anything to be said about Jane and Andy's performance, I think it would have to be flawless. The two guys who fell out of the cart were actually bad people. It says so in their employee files: Bad people. It also says that no-one will miss them, and that they probably were going to punch some kittens.
Ways to cross a river according to Andy: bridge, swimming, and... pogo stilts. With the heart of a pirate (or lion or whale or whatever) I'm a bit surprised you didn't think of a boat or a ship... Can I just check that Pirating Licence for a sec?
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bridge Constructor Portal](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SFNPZwALwq8/mqdefault.jpg)
I got a physics question for Jane: If both triangle and heart shape offer good support then would the strongest shape in the world be a love triangle?
awwww
Nice.
I bet Oxbox knows all about the power of love triangles, what with Jane liking Andy, and Mike liking Andy, and they all have to be professional for work.
You're forgetting that Andy also likes Andy.
I can officially confirm using my science-calculator-thingamajig (tm) that you are correct ! You've made a scientific breakthrough
Building wobbly bridges over chasms and acid pits while using portals to avoid the flat parts, and calling the people who use your bridges "survivors", is why civil engineers are never put in charge of things.
The longer Jane goes in this video, the more she starts to sound like GLaDOS. In retrospect, I can't imagine that it could have ended any other way.
"What's a human life worth?" - Jane Douglas 2018
She's the perfect Aperture Science employee. ... or overlord.
You forgot "Learn by testiiiiing!"
"The bridge was destroyed and most of the vehicle's occupants were killed. Success!"
This sounds less like a construction company and more like a serial killer. So we're keeping to the tone of the original games.
Conner liked building things
To be fair, most things Jane builds are for finding better ways to kill people.
I can't believe you guys took so long on the last one. When all you had to do was extend a straight line. The forklifts were clearly getting enough height. But no, OxBox decides to create an obstacle by building a ramp they can fall gently from.
To be fair, that's specifically the sort of thing I come here to see.
I know right?! I usually enjoy their silliness but this was so painful as it was just plain logic they fought against XD
Scenario 08 was just painful to watch. Now I know that if I ever need to stump Jane or Andy I just need to give them a logic problem.
Im glad it was said
Yea. I honestly have no idea how anyone could make that SO difficult for themselves. I don't want to be mean but.... that was not a stunning display of intelligence from them there.
That`s when we understood that GLadOS and Jane have a lot in common.
How do Jane and Andy keep getting work...
Oh right, it's Aperture. They want them to fail. For science.
FACT: Andy does not love history, hes just been there.... cuz portals
and Jane... ohhh Jane... in 3019 her name is feared even more than our overlord Ikle Giggles
I don't know about the engineering, but, considering they were being used as cannon fodder, I'd say the test subjects were pretty civil.
Coming this Autumn, from OxBox Studios, "Eyesosceles: Two sides of equal terror."
Okay, the best I could come up with was tr-eye-angles, so you have my profound respect. (And possibly a boo from Andy.)
Is there any greater validation of a pun, than a boo from Andy?
No. No there is not
That's exactly what I say! : D
"that looks good to me" - Jane
SUCH a Reassuring statement from a brilliant architect
FLAWLESS!
...and that's why you don't hire astrophysicists and historians for structural engineering.
About to leave for army basic training, but I'm going to miss you guys. I'll watch in spirit lol.
Good luck and stay safe
Bryan Biffath good luck!
As soon as I saw this on Twitter I thought "Jane and Andy are murdering more innocents. Yay?"
yeah, they don't post about the guilty ppl they murder, wish they would
Only on this channel is a 70-degree ramp considered "shallow".
Granted, Mike would probably call a 90 degree ramp the same thing.
After GLaDoS said 'Your ability to destroy without question is quite impressive' to Jane i was like 'Huh . I guess you've never met Jane .'
Andy and Jane making sure Aperture Science has a steady supply of Companion Cubes
So this went about as well as last time
Jane: "It doesn't cost us anything except human lives"
Has Jane been taking lessons from GLaDOS again?? 😱
Got to love the loopholes. It only said vehicle had to get over. Nailed it!!
OutsideBridges would be the best spinoff channel ever
Who needs to obey the laws of physics... Not us! *floats away*
Caitlin RC you have fun asphyxiating in the cold dead vacuum of space.
I'll just stay down here.
Caitlin RC I don't know I found logic and all of the physics in this game(Slammed face-first into the floor like a 20lb bag of potatos)
Caitlin RC yeah your comment today is just not good. Better luck on the next one m8
Caitlin RC Maybe Jane with her physics degree?
I must respect the initial determination to make a forklift move vertically. Gravity be damned!
I can only dream of constructing such flawless death ramps as Jane & Andy. Such flawless, death-filled beauty, brings a tear to a glass eye so it does. Flawless.
Janes butchering of the explanation of quantum tunneling reminds me of my days in university, we butchered a lot of quantum mechanics at university
I find Jayne's lack of physics disturbing...
The hero of Oxbox, the gal we call Jayne?
Sorry i am not a native speaker i always mix those up, i write from Canton.
This video has stimulated my little-used giggle response... tee hee.
*pulling hair* dear lord, you just need to extend the last section out, no ramping etc. the forklift was clearing the height of final platform, geeeeeyaaaaaahhhhh
Yea.... I really did begin to wonder if they were deliberately being so utterly stupid just for the sake of the video... But that might just be wishful thinking on my part because I really don't want to believe anyone could be that dumb.
Select a Yellow hinge? Quick, someone inform Luke this game has hinges!
That was... Flawless..?
Yeeaah, yeah, that's it. Flawless.
The bridge gods have been appeased, Ptriangulus smiles warmly upon your bridge building souls
*with a gun to my head* *Through Gritted Teeth* "That...W...was...f...f..flawless...."
Flawless bridge constructing masterpiece
You guys definitely created flawless bridges - if flawless bridges mean flawless ways for the workers to die tragically, with your employee photos saved in their death reports for posterity.
Flawless and all working as intended.
Really Jane? You can't think of another bridge? Not one bridge that may or may not be located in London?
This is nothing short of flawless.
Andy “it’s too steep”
Jane *makes it more steep*
I hope this goes as well as that time when Jane and Andy baked the Aperture Chocolate Cherry cake :3
I definitely want to see more of this!
Yeah, Bridge Constructor is back.
I can't properly imagine how terrifying/exhilarating it would be to go through a portal and suddenly be diving straight down on a forklift. I would definitely be checking my shorts after that.
watching that last level was so frustratingly flawless
GLaDOS: “Your ability to destroy without question is guide impressive”
Jane, remembering the eldritch blast: “I know...”
This is the quality engineering content i have subscribed to this channel for.
Another item to add to the list of unexpectedly brilliant crossovers
That was flawless. F-l-a-w-l-e-s-s. Flawless.
"It doesn't cost us anything human except lives." Never has a quote summed up Overlord Jane better.
I'm just here to tell you that was flawless
Alright! Let's wait for Jane's science skills! Oh, oh no.... Can we call in Mike & his Hitman rubber duck?
Jane's definition of quantum tunneling gives me life. Much better than the 5-page derivation in my text.
Flawless video guys. Also Mike needs to play this with the goal of cheapest bridge builds.
Jeff Goldblum = chaos. I feel like I've seen that before.....
Flawless viewing CONFIRMED!.... flawless playing.... hmmmm
I love it when they get jane started on physics, I've learned more about physics than school ever taught :)
Hey guys; I know this video doesn’t have a lot of views and that the comment system is rather broken, but I would love to see you play more of this; it was really nice. I love your channel and your content. You guys are great!
(Ragnar the red from skyrim)There were two constructers named andy and jane who spent money on bridges and went insane
Jane, "I can barely walk up any kind of steep incline"! Remember when you went to space camp and you ran up a vertical wall?
"Do a sick jump off it, please." Delightful.
Aww lookit all the cute little 2D test drivers... as they... plunge into the acid... oh...
Nought to metaphysical in under three minutes. And then proper Physics by the six minute mark. This is why I love oxbox :).
I can Andy an Jane as corrupt AI cores in a future portal game.
A human life is worth 60 dollars? What is that in pounds? WHAT IS A BRITISH LIFE WORTH?!?!
£30
As we all suspected, you’re the best ever at this game.
"I can't name any other bridges."
Me, a Portland native: "Ooh--I can give you twelve! Steel/Broadway/Hawthorne/Burnside/Morrison/Markham/Sellwood/St. Johns/Fremont/Tillakum/Ross Island/Burlington..."
Everyone else: *already fallen asleep*
I love you guys keep up the good work
You wanna place cables there? You girder be kidding me!
Guys....that was flawless.
Thanks to this video, I went to download Bridge Constructor Playground and had a blast with it, thanks Oxbox!
Straw rafts are my favorite way of crossing a river :)
Only one convoy!? The convoys are the best part!! (;w;)
Wow that was flawless
Little known fact, Triangle Eyes started his career working as the stunt double for Pyramid Head.
Triangles everywhere! Illuminati confirmed. Glados is the eye.
That was flawless.
We already had canon portals that were different colors than orange and blue! Specifically red and light blue.
What? You don't remember this? Are you sure you played all of portal 2? Including the co-op? :3
I'm pretty sure the portals were yellow/red and light blue/dark blue in Portal 2 Co-op mode since you had two guns going on. So this has precedent.
wow, that was flawless
I think this just proves that Jane is the criminal mastermind, and Andy is the henchman that keeps the lab from getting blown up
That was flawless!
Wow, that was flawless.
Honestly though it can be quite frustrating when it feels like the answers are so obvious, but their banter always makes it enjoyable to watch ^.^
Thanks to this vid, I intend to pass all future engineering courses by simply writing "Build more triangles" on everything... because of science
For the next Portal (if it ever comes), Andy will be the voice of the new robot antagonist. His weakness will be history memorabilia and one-on-one fighting matches. He will sometimes brag, and act cocky while screaming or singing from things that appear out of nowhere.
"Golden Gate. I can't name any other bridges." Says the people who live in London
As a civil engineer, I can say this is exactly how bridges are designed and built. If you guys ever want to change fields, you've got a job with my firm!
This is going directly on my steam wishlist... soooo for having the same amount of fun I need only Jane and Andy to play with me.
I like bridge constructer portal , but I wish Valve would come back and make Portal 3 . Gr8 video !
That was flawless
Apparently Andy and Jane have forgotten that there are red and yellow portals in Portal 2's co-op mode. Also that the fact GLaDOS hasn't killed you yet is way more canon breaking.
Finally! Never thought we'd see Portal 3... :P
Andy: What if it were shallower?
Jane, makes it steeper
Those brave souls, those brave expendable souls.
I hope that none of them actually take damage , otherwise they'd be neck-deep in medical bills
So you're playing a Portal game and making triangles and it makes you hungry for... pizza?
Huh, looks like the cake really is a lie. I guess we can take Jane and Andy's attempt at making one four years ago as verifiable scientific fact.
Flawless, cause carts cost money, and with less worthless people weight it will make it easier next time.
I didn't have the bell on and randomly found this!
If there's anything to be said about Jane and Andy's performance, I think it would have to be flawless.
The two guys who fell out of the cart were actually bad people. It says so in their employee files: Bad people.
It also says that no-one will miss them, and that they probably were going to punch some kittens.
So Glados finally found a hobby! Ya for her! She needed to get out more.
Ways to cross a river according to Andy: bridge, swimming, and... pogo stilts. With the heart of a pirate (or lion or whale or whatever) I'm a bit surprised you didn't think of a boat or a ship...
Can I just check that Pirating Licence for a sec?