Bridge Constructor Portal Gameplay: Let's Play Bridge Constructor Portal

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  • @nguyenhuuvinh6492
    @nguyenhuuvinh6492 6 років тому +144

    I got a physics question for Jane: If both triangle and heart shape offer good support then would the strongest shape in the world be a love triangle?

    • @mikewood8815
      @mikewood8815 6 років тому +9

      awwww

    • @realism_logic
      @realism_logic 6 років тому +7

      Nice.

    • @TheCarrot11
      @TheCarrot11 6 років тому +14

      I bet Oxbox knows all about the power of love triangles, what with Jane liking Andy, and Mike liking Andy, and they all have to be professional for work.

    • @danneko4308
      @danneko4308 6 років тому +19

      You're forgetting that Andy also likes Andy.

    • @hazemalagha
      @hazemalagha 6 років тому +3

      I can officially confirm using my science-calculator-thingamajig (tm) that you are correct ! You've made a scientific breakthrough

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 6 років тому +29

    Building wobbly bridges over chasms and acid pits while using portals to avoid the flat parts, and calling the people who use your bridges "survivors", is why civil engineers are never put in charge of things.

  • @busydadliving6380
    @busydadliving6380 6 років тому +47

    The longer Jane goes in this video, the more she starts to sound like GLaDOS. In retrospect, I can't imagine that it could have ended any other way.

  • @JamesTM
    @JamesTM 6 років тому +30

    "What's a human life worth?" - Jane Douglas 2018
    She's the perfect Aperture Science employee. ... or overlord.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 роки тому

      You forgot "Learn by testiiiiing!"

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 років тому +112

    "The bridge was destroyed and most of the vehicle's occupants were killed. Success!"
    This sounds less like a construction company and more like a serial killer. So we're keeping to the tone of the original games.

    • @mikewood8815
      @mikewood8815 6 років тому

      Conner liked building things

    • @VelcroYuppie
      @VelcroYuppie 6 років тому

      To be fair, most things Jane builds are for finding better ways to kill people.

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 6 років тому +63

    I can't believe you guys took so long on the last one. When all you had to do was extend a straight line. The forklifts were clearly getting enough height. But no, OxBox decides to create an obstacle by building a ramp they can fall gently from.
    To be fair, that's specifically the sort of thing I come here to see.

    • @musicadictor
      @musicadictor 6 років тому +8

      I know right?! I usually enjoy their silliness but this was so painful as it was just plain logic they fought against XD

    • @roco3272
      @roco3272 6 років тому +4

      Scenario 08 was just painful to watch. Now I know that if I ever need to stump Jane or Andy I just need to give them a logic problem.

    • @jaylovelc2980
      @jaylovelc2980 6 років тому

      Im glad it was said

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot 6 років тому +1

      Yea. I honestly have no idea how anyone could make that SO difficult for themselves. I don't want to be mean but.... that was not a stunning display of intelligence from them there.

  • @fredbyoutubing
    @fredbyoutubing 6 років тому +19

    That`s when we understood that GLadOS and Jane have a lot in common.

  • @warandpoetry9542
    @warandpoetry9542 6 років тому +107

    How do Jane and Andy keep getting work...
    Oh right, it's Aperture. They want them to fail. For science.

    • @mikewood8815
      @mikewood8815 6 років тому +7

      FACT: Andy does not love history, hes just been there.... cuz portals
      and Jane... ohhh Jane... in 3019 her name is feared even more than our overlord Ikle Giggles

  • @interregnum_
    @interregnum_ 6 років тому +12

    I don't know about the engineering, but, considering they were being used as cannon fodder, I'd say the test subjects were pretty civil.

  • @Tellingfibulas
    @Tellingfibulas 6 років тому +30

    Coming this Autumn, from OxBox Studios, "Eyesosceles: Two sides of equal terror."

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 6 років тому +2

      Okay, the best I could come up with was tr-eye-angles, so you have my profound respect. (And possibly a boo from Andy.)

    • @Tellingfibulas
      @Tellingfibulas 6 років тому

      Is there any greater validation of a pun, than a boo from Andy?
      No. No there is not

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 6 років тому +1

      That's exactly what I say! : D

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 6 років тому +1

    "that looks good to me" - Jane
    SUCH a Reassuring statement from a brilliant architect

  • @X3._.n3
    @X3._.n3 6 років тому +32

    FLAWLESS!

  • @DamnedEyez
    @DamnedEyez 6 років тому +16

    ...and that's why you don't hire astrophysicists and historians for structural engineering.

  • @demongoddessentertainment7947
    @demongoddessentertainment7947 6 років тому +9

    About to leave for army basic training, but I'm going to miss you guys. I'll watch in spirit lol.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 6 років тому +3

      Good luck and stay safe

    • @aaoronsathi8833
      @aaoronsathi8833 6 років тому

      Bryan Biffath good luck!

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 6 років тому +20

    As soon as I saw this on Twitter I thought "Jane and Andy are murdering more innocents. Yay?"

    • @mikewood8815
      @mikewood8815 6 років тому +1

      yeah, they don't post about the guilty ppl they murder, wish they would

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 6 років тому +6

    Only on this channel is a 70-degree ramp considered "shallow".
    Granted, Mike would probably call a 90 degree ramp the same thing.

  • @hazemalagha
    @hazemalagha 6 років тому +1

    After GLaDoS said 'Your ability to destroy without question is quite impressive' to Jane i was like 'Huh . I guess you've never met Jane .'

  • @willcalvert1608
    @willcalvert1608 6 років тому +1

    Andy and Jane making sure Aperture Science has a steady supply of Companion Cubes

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 6 років тому +18

    So this went about as well as last time

  • @Breadloafxp
    @Breadloafxp 6 років тому +2

    Jane: "It doesn't cost us anything except human lives"
    Has Jane been taking lessons from GLaDOS again?? 😱

  • @joelblack3559
    @joelblack3559 6 років тому

    Got to love the loopholes. It only said vehicle had to get over. Nailed it!!

  • @stingwookie7873
    @stingwookie7873 6 років тому +1

    OutsideBridges would be the best spinoff channel ever

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 6 років тому +55

    Who needs to obey the laws of physics... Not us! *floats away*

    • @X3._.n3
      @X3._.n3 6 років тому +1

      Caitlin RC you have fun asphyxiating in the cold dead vacuum of space.
      I'll just stay down here.

    • @delpantion6045
      @delpantion6045 6 років тому +2

      Caitlin RC I don't know I found logic and all of the physics in this game(Slammed face-first into the floor like a 20lb bag of potatos)

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 6 років тому

      Caitlin RC yeah your comment today is just not good. Better luck on the next one m8

    • @FNX42
      @FNX42 6 років тому

      Caitlin RC Maybe Jane with her physics degree?

  • @EzraColdsGarage
    @EzraColdsGarage 6 років тому +2

    I must respect the initial determination to make a forklift move vertically. Gravity be damned!

  • @d0natr0n47
    @d0natr0n47 6 років тому

    I can only dream of constructing such flawless death ramps as Jane & Andy. Such flawless, death-filled beauty, brings a tear to a glass eye so it does. Flawless.

  • @roperl22
    @roperl22 6 років тому +3

    Janes butchering of the explanation of quantum tunneling reminds me of my days in university, we butchered a lot of quantum mechanics at university

  • @Mormielo
    @Mormielo 6 років тому +12

    I find Jayne's lack of physics disturbing...

    • @tormagnusvallestad7659
      @tormagnusvallestad7659 6 років тому +1

      The hero of Oxbox, the gal we call Jayne?

    • @Mormielo
      @Mormielo 6 років тому

      Sorry i am not a native speaker i always mix those up, i write from Canton.

  • @nicholascross3557
    @nicholascross3557 6 років тому +11

    This video has stimulated my little-used giggle response... tee hee.

  • @Videosaurus_Wrex
    @Videosaurus_Wrex 6 років тому +14

    *pulling hair* dear lord, you just need to extend the last section out, no ramping etc. the forklift was clearing the height of final platform, geeeeeyaaaaaahhhhh

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot 6 років тому +1

      Yea.... I really did begin to wonder if they were deliberately being so utterly stupid just for the sake of the video... But that might just be wishful thinking on my part because I really don't want to believe anyone could be that dumb.

  • @misterthegeoff9767
    @misterthegeoff9767 6 років тому +6

    Select a Yellow hinge? Quick, someone inform Luke this game has hinges!

  • @AngelBeatYunara
    @AngelBeatYunara 6 років тому +6

    That was... Flawless..?
    Yeeaah, yeah, that's it. Flawless.

  • @briedoll2075
    @briedoll2075 6 років тому

    The bridge gods have been appeased, Ptriangulus smiles warmly upon your bridge building souls

  • @benevolentwaffle7438
    @benevolentwaffle7438 6 років тому +1

    *with a gun to my head* *Through Gritted Teeth* "That...W...was...f...f..flawless...."

  • @kgoodell7015
    @kgoodell7015 6 років тому

    Flawless bridge constructing masterpiece

  • @aBardThatRolls1s
    @aBardThatRolls1s 6 років тому +1

    You guys definitely created flawless bridges - if flawless bridges mean flawless ways for the workers to die tragically, with your employee photos saved in their death reports for posterity.

  • @zerosleep5152
    @zerosleep5152 6 років тому

    Flawless and all working as intended.

  • @janinezur4229
    @janinezur4229 6 років тому +8

    Really Jane? You can't think of another bridge? Not one bridge that may or may not be located in London?

  • @marielyne3115
    @marielyne3115 6 років тому

    This is nothing short of flawless.

  • @augustguemmer8204
    @augustguemmer8204 6 років тому +1

    Andy “it’s too steep”
    Jane *makes it more steep*

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 6 років тому +3

    I hope this goes as well as that time when Jane and Andy baked the Aperture Chocolate Cherry cake :3

  • @TrafficJamByCam
    @TrafficJamByCam 6 років тому

    I definitely want to see more of this!

  • @AjesDH82
    @AjesDH82 6 років тому +2

    Yeah, Bridge Constructor is back.

  • @jhsand1515
    @jhsand1515 6 років тому

    I can't properly imagine how terrifying/exhilarating it would be to go through a portal and suddenly be diving straight down on a forklift. I would definitely be checking my shorts after that.

  • @davidsullivan1994
    @davidsullivan1994 6 років тому

    watching that last level was so frustratingly flawless

  • @geenibt518
    @geenibt518 6 років тому

    GLaDOS: “Your ability to destroy without question is guide impressive”
    Jane, remembering the eldritch blast: “I know...”

  • @CodeNameNES1
    @CodeNameNES1 6 років тому

    This is the quality engineering content i have subscribed to this channel for.

  • @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt
    @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt 6 років тому

    Another item to add to the list of unexpectedly brilliant crossovers

  • @AimlessGoth
    @AimlessGoth 6 років тому

    That was flawless. F-l-a-w-l-e-s-s. Flawless.

  • @corneredbadger
    @corneredbadger 6 років тому

    "It doesn't cost us anything human except lives." Never has a quote summed up Overlord Jane better.

  • @lnt305
    @lnt305 6 років тому

    I'm just here to tell you that was flawless

  • @panda_kebab
    @panda_kebab 6 років тому +1

    Alright! Let's wait for Jane's science skills! Oh, oh no.... Can we call in Mike & his Hitman rubber duck?

  • @dragonchic360
    @dragonchic360 6 років тому

    Jane's definition of quantum tunneling gives me life. Much better than the 5-page derivation in my text.

  • @willtanner457
    @willtanner457 6 років тому

    Flawless video guys. Also Mike needs to play this with the goal of cheapest bridge builds.

  • @samgonzalez8662
    @samgonzalez8662 6 років тому +2

    Jeff Goldblum = chaos. I feel like I've seen that before.....

  • @mikewood8815
    @mikewood8815 6 років тому +1

    Flawless viewing CONFIRMED!.... flawless playing.... hmmmm

  • @jesssealey6552
    @jesssealey6552 6 років тому

    I love it when they get jane started on physics, I've learned more about physics than school ever taught :)

  • @EchoesofEilidh
    @EchoesofEilidh 6 років тому

    Hey guys; I know this video doesn’t have a lot of views and that the comment system is rather broken, but I would love to see you play more of this; it was really nice. I love your channel and your content. You guys are great!

  • @davionbanuelos9539
    @davionbanuelos9539 6 років тому +3

    (Ragnar the red from skyrim)There were two constructers named andy and jane who spent money on bridges and went insane

  • @neilclarkwork
    @neilclarkwork 6 років тому

    Jane, "I can barely walk up any kind of steep incline"! Remember when you went to space camp and you ran up a vertical wall?

  • @therealsulaco
    @therealsulaco 6 років тому

    "Do a sick jump off it, please." Delightful.

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 6 років тому +1

    Aww lookit all the cute little 2D test drivers... as they... plunge into the acid... oh...

  • @trismugistus
    @trismugistus 6 років тому +1

    Nought to metaphysical in under three minutes. And then proper Physics by the six minute mark. This is why I love oxbox :).

  • @connor203
    @connor203 6 років тому +2

    I can Andy an Jane as corrupt AI cores in a future portal game.

  • @jonathanewing652
    @jonathanewing652 6 років тому +27

    A human life is worth 60 dollars? What is that in pounds? WHAT IS A BRITISH LIFE WORTH?!?!

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 6 років тому

    As we all suspected, you’re the best ever at this game.

  • @JoyFetters
    @JoyFetters 6 років тому

    "I can't name any other bridges."
    Me, a Portland native: "Ooh--I can give you twelve! Steel/Broadway/Hawthorne/Burnside/Morrison/Markham/Sellwood/St. Johns/Fremont/Tillakum/Ross Island/Burlington..."
    Everyone else: *already fallen asleep*

  • @keocrow8606
    @keocrow8606 6 років тому +1

    I love you guys keep up the good work

  • @panda_kebab
    @panda_kebab 6 років тому

    You wanna place cables there? You girder be kidding me!

  • @isupergirl
    @isupergirl 6 років тому

    Guys....that was flawless.

  • @jerrylim8748
    @jerrylim8748 6 років тому

    Thanks to this video, I went to download Bridge Constructor Playground and had a blast with it, thanks Oxbox!

  • @sacrilegiousboi
    @sacrilegiousboi 6 років тому

    Straw rafts are my favorite way of crossing a river :)

  • @LukeLantern
    @LukeLantern 6 років тому

    Only one convoy!? The convoys are the best part!! (;w;)

  • @Vortex945
    @Vortex945 6 років тому

    Wow that was flawless

  • @samperryman167
    @samperryman167 6 років тому

    Little known fact, Triangle Eyes started his career working as the stunt double for Pyramid Head.

  • @infinitelives1119
    @infinitelives1119 6 років тому

    Triangles everywhere! Illuminati confirmed. Glados is the eye.

  • @timmyteaches7663
    @timmyteaches7663 6 років тому

    That was flawless.

  • @stevenn1940
    @stevenn1940 6 років тому +1

    We already had canon portals that were different colors than orange and blue! Specifically red and light blue.
    What? You don't remember this? Are you sure you played all of portal 2? Including the co-op? :3

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 6 років тому +1

    I'm pretty sure the portals were yellow/red and light blue/dark blue in Portal 2 Co-op mode since you had two guns going on. So this has precedent.

  • @starlight_circuitry
    @starlight_circuitry 6 років тому

    wow, that was flawless

  • @Alex-oz7uo
    @Alex-oz7uo 6 років тому

    I think this just proves that Jane is the criminal mastermind, and Andy is the henchman that keeps the lab from getting blown up

  • @kylewilliams1246
    @kylewilliams1246 6 років тому

    That was flawless!

  • @Giga-lemesh
    @Giga-lemesh 6 років тому

    Wow, that was flawless.

    • @Giga-lemesh
      @Giga-lemesh 6 років тому

      Honestly though it can be quite frustrating when it feels like the answers are so obvious, but their banter always makes it enjoyable to watch ^.^

  • @macattack7949
    @macattack7949 6 років тому

    Thanks to this vid, I intend to pass all future engineering courses by simply writing "Build more triangles" on everything... because of science

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 6 років тому

    For the next Portal (if it ever comes), Andy will be the voice of the new robot antagonist. His weakness will be history memorabilia and one-on-one fighting matches. He will sometimes brag, and act cocky while screaming or singing from things that appear out of nowhere.

  • @brandondwaltz
    @brandondwaltz 6 років тому

    "Golden Gate. I can't name any other bridges." Says the people who live in London

  • @dogboy282
    @dogboy282 6 років тому

    As a civil engineer, I can say this is exactly how bridges are designed and built. If you guys ever want to change fields, you've got a job with my firm!

  • @gisdings
    @gisdings 6 років тому

    This is going directly on my steam wishlist... soooo for having the same amount of fun I need only Jane and Andy to play with me.

  • @KarateKitty5000
    @KarateKitty5000 6 років тому

    I like bridge constructer portal , but I wish Valve would come back and make Portal 3 . Gr8 video !

  • @MaxDZoro
    @MaxDZoro 6 років тому

    That was flawless

  • @John_Smith.
    @John_Smith. 6 років тому

    Apparently Andy and Jane have forgotten that there are red and yellow portals in Portal 2's co-op mode. Also that the fact GLaDOS hasn't killed you yet is way more canon breaking.

  • @AdamusPrime24
    @AdamusPrime24 6 років тому

    Finally! Never thought we'd see Portal 3... :P

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 6 років тому

    Andy: What if it were shallower?
    Jane, makes it steeper

  • @elliottwatt5297
    @elliottwatt5297 6 років тому

    Those brave souls, those brave expendable souls.

  • @hazemalagha
    @hazemalagha 6 років тому +1

    I hope that none of them actually take damage , otherwise they'd be neck-deep in medical bills

  • @lanceperchance
    @lanceperchance 6 років тому +2

    So you're playing a Portal game and making triangles and it makes you hungry for... pizza?
    Huh, looks like the cake really is a lie. I guess we can take Jane and Andy's attempt at making one four years ago as verifiable scientific fact.

  • @Tinker_it
    @Tinker_it 6 років тому +1

    Flawless, cause carts cost money, and with less worthless people weight it will make it easier next time.

  • @johnmosesbrowningsrightnut8642
    @johnmosesbrowningsrightnut8642 6 років тому

    I didn't have the bell on and randomly found this!

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep 6 років тому

    If there's anything to be said about Jane and Andy's performance, I think it would have to be flawless.
    The two guys who fell out of the cart were actually bad people. It says so in their employee files: Bad people.
    It also says that no-one will miss them, and that they probably were going to punch some kittens.

  • @Geek-LDS
    @Geek-LDS 6 років тому

    So Glados finally found a hobby! Ya for her! She needed to get out more.

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 6 років тому

    Ways to cross a river according to Andy: bridge, swimming, and... pogo stilts. With the heart of a pirate (or lion or whale or whatever) I'm a bit surprised you didn't think of a boat or a ship...
    Can I just check that Pirating Licence for a sec?