Aurelian - Make Rome Great Again

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2020
  • Guys, Aurelian's birthday is coming up (September 9) let's stare at the sun that day until you burn your eyes out mkay?
    Videos/Songs used
    Music: • ROYALTY FREE Trailer B...
    Videos:
    ATTILA EPIC 19K MAN SIEGE OF ROME • ATTILA EPIC 19K MAN SI...
    Roman Empire - Crisis of the Third Century (235 - 285 AD) - Every Month • Roman Empire - Crisis ...
    Diablo 3 Imperius vs Diablo • Diablo 3 Imperius vs D...
    Empire Divided Trailer
    • Total War: ROME II - E...
    When You can finally Praise The Sun
    • When You can finally P...
    #rome #romanempire #meme #historymemes

КОМЕНТАРІ • 463

  • @kkkkkkkkkkk6313
    @kkkkkkkkkkk6313 2 роки тому +145

    Interesting. Forget just a Moment that there is nothing that trump and arelian habe in common. It looks like the maker of These video wants the USA to be ruled by an emperor instead of a republic. He could have chosen any political from the time of the Roman republic to compare him with trump but no he compared him with an emperor and not even an emperor of the prinzipat but an emperor of the early dominat. When the empire became much more autocratic. The maker of this video compared trump with a dominat emperor and things something like that should rule. He just admitted that does not believe in democraty.

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 3 роки тому +1613

    The Germans, they're not sending their best.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 3 роки тому +25

      No god no

    • @fatman6660
      @fatman6660 3 роки тому +44

      I can only hear that in dovahhatty's voice , its pretty good xDlol

    • @wargriffin5
      @wargriffin5 3 роки тому +71

      Great, now I'm imagining a migrant caravan made of Alans, Goths, and Vandals.

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 3 роки тому +25

      Unfortunately, they kinda were.

    • @bonzoluv
      @bonzoluv 3 роки тому +10

      The US, they're not sending their most most literate.
      First their is supposed to be they're

  • @patrykg6220
    @patrykg6220 3 роки тому +1389

    ,,No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask." ~ Aurelian 1028 AUC

  • @sylvainfalquet6350
    @sylvainfalquet6350 3 роки тому +1253

    "I will make the Palmyrene Empire a deal they cannot refuse"

    • @lugiasreturn1247
      @lugiasreturn1247 3 роки тому +38

      "kill all the dogs" - Aurelian 272 AD

    • @dextew69
      @dextew69 2 роки тому +4

      You cant tell me aurelian didnt say this.

  • @Ruairitrick
    @Ruairitrick 3 роки тому +441

    "When the Goths send their people they're not sending their best!"

  • @bogdan3386
    @bogdan3386 3 роки тому +634

    Aurelian: I hope my bodyguards don't sneak behind to kill me while taking a piss

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +109

      If it wasn’t for his traitor lackey, and his generals panicking, he would’ve had a long an prosperous reign.

    • @thathistoryiscoolguy
      @thathistoryiscoolguy 3 роки тому +53

      @@bearistotle2820 PRETORIA DELENDA EST

    • @ZephLodwick
      @ZephLodwick 3 роки тому +59

      @@bearistotle2820 His generals were tricked into killing him by Aurelian's secretary, who wanted to seize power for himself. Once the generals found out about this treason, they subjected the secretary to a year of endless torture before granting him the mercy of death.

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +15

      Zeph Lodwick
      As they should.

    • @imgoingforawalk1693
      @imgoingforawalk1693 3 роки тому +49

      @@ZephLodwick No. His secretary made a clerical error and then lied about it. To save his ass, he forged a list of high-ranking officers who were "marked for death" and showed it to them. After they assassinated Aurelian, they found out about the forgery and tied the secretary to a tree in the woods where he was eaten alive by wolves (though it's far more likely he died of starvation/dehydration).

  • @rundelbellen4791
    @rundelbellen4791 3 роки тому +929

    Aurelian Trump vs Hillary Zenobia

    • @MetalHeadViking
      @MetalHeadViking 3 роки тому +90

      And Joe Tetricus.

    • @pjthehomelessmage
      @pjthehomelessmage 3 роки тому +6

      Yoooo that’s what’s up.

    • @Alfred_Leonhart
      @Alfred_Leonhart 3 роки тому +13

      @@MetalHeadViking that didn’t age well, kinda wish it did though.

    • @MetalHeadViking
      @MetalHeadViking 3 роки тому +12

      @@Alfred_Leonhart We ´ill see. Some say usurper Joe Tetricus wont be inaugurated on wednesday. Something tells me Aurelian Trump still has a final ace under his sleave.

    • @stolasish1184
      @stolasish1184 3 роки тому +6

      @@MetalHeadViking oop- hope he’s having fun at mar a lago

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 2 роки тому +125

    Rome: (literally falling apart)
    Aurelian: “finally a challenge”

  • @dethplayer713
    @dethplayer713 3 роки тому +631

    This guy loves Aurelian
    And he made me love him too

    • @vectorialforce3173
      @vectorialforce3173 3 роки тому +49

      Aurelian was a awesome leader, he had the more badass title: "restutor orbis" (The restorer of the world), but is very ignored by the school textbooks, like Belisarius

    • @richhartnell6233
      @richhartnell6233 3 роки тому +26

      @@vectorialforce3173 Imagine an epic Hollywood movie about him.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 роки тому +25

      @@richhartnell6233 Those soy boys can’t do him justice.

    • @yaboyed5779
      @yaboyed5779 2 роки тому +6

      Try Dovahhatty as well.

    • @c.g.b.spender1821
      @c.g.b.spender1821 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Southern_Crusader "Those soy boys can’t do him justice" -well said. Better to wait a few decades where post-modernism withers away and have an Aurelian movie uncontaminated by pervasive ideologies.

  • @johnnyunderhillproductions8346
    @johnnyunderhillproductions8346 3 роки тому +199

    “Rome hear me, for we are in crisis! To the north, Roman impostors lead by Tertricus grow ever stronger. To the East, the usurper Queen Zenobia marches her armies into our lands. This is unacceptable! Give us an emperor from humble beginnings! Give us a leader our army will follow, give us, EMPEROR AURELIAN!”

  • @LucasSanga
    @LucasSanga 3 роки тому +98

    Everybody believe me, the sun is so huuuuge, it's true folks

    • @grantaum9677
      @grantaum9677 3 роки тому +15

      It's actually not made of fire, not alot of people know this..

  • @kylestafford6562
    @kylestafford6562 3 роки тому +180

    The amount of Aurelian content added to UA-cam this month is unreal. This must be the 4th channel to cover the guy. Thank goodness because there was a serious lack beforehand.

    • @Michael_the_Drunkard
      @Michael_the_Drunkard 3 роки тому

      The Byzantine Empire is really underrated.

    • @MuseEgg
      @MuseEgg 3 роки тому +1

      @@Michael_the_Drunkard hello hadrianus, how is Antinous?

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 роки тому +1

      @@Michael_the_Drunkard
      The Greek Empire is overrated and Christianity is gay.

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrCmon113 It was eastern Rome tho, calling it greek empire is like calling the holy roman empire the "german empire".

    • @marcopolo2395
      @marcopolo2395 2 роки тому

      @@Testimony_Of_JTF it was greek and roman. But greek mostly

  • @emanuelegambini5345
    @emanuelegambini5345 2 роки тому +14

    Aurelian: *exists
    Barbarians: why do I hear boss music?

  • @user-ht1vg5we2p
    @user-ht1vg5we2p Рік тому +8

    I am here after France's first goal against England was scored by Aurelien Tcouameni

  • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
    @a.h.tvideomapping4293 3 роки тому +162

    DEVS SOL INVICTVS has blessed us with a video today

  • @NexusEhh
    @NexusEhh 3 роки тому +65

    "Give us an emperor from humble beginnings! Give us a leader our army will follow, give us, EMPEROR AURELIAN!” God, may the traitorous Praetorian guards burn in hell for their treachery.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 2 роки тому

      He came to power by treachery, he was part of the soldiers killing the former emperor.

  • @ribzrengo6794
    @ribzrengo6794 2 роки тому +28

    I’ve watched this video 5 times today it’s actually a masterpiece

  • @janandreiyanoyan8825
    @janandreiyanoyan8825 3 роки тому +34

    Im so happy Aurelian is finally getting the attention he deserves

  • @Thund3rStorm3r
    @Thund3rStorm3r 3 роки тому +91

    No, I don't have a crush on the emperor, my crush is the whole empire.

  • @disputedname
    @disputedname 3 роки тому +105

    Praetoria delenda est!

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 3 роки тому +34

    As someone sharing the absolute Chad's first name, I approve of this meme.

  • @thathistoryiscoolguy
    @thathistoryiscoolguy 3 роки тому +31

    Aurelian the Best Emperor
    And Aurelian would be proud

  • @ancientsight
    @ancientsight 3 роки тому +25

    I'm constantly hitting the replay button

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 3 роки тому +14

    Everybody gangsta till they see a golden glimmer in the distance...

  • @bearistotle2820
    @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +178

    Even though I have a slight problem with the Christian persecution, Aurelian will forever be one of my favorite emperors ever. What an absolute legend!

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 3 роки тому +21

      I dont think he did persecute he had actually helped the Christians one time and it was when zenobia put in place her own puppet bishop who the Christians wanted removed

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +24

      Tominus Maximus
      Oh yeah, I know that. It wasn’t nearly as systemic, which is why I am easily able to look past it and acknowledge Aurelian for the great emperor he was. He really did a lot for the people of the time and helped the west stay together for a long time just from his 5-year reign. Imagine if he could’ve reigned for 10,15,or even 20 years, how much better off the Empire would’ve been.

    • @codysing1223
      @codysing1223 3 роки тому +33

      Additionally, Aurelian was the first Emperor to not only tolerate the Christians in his reunification... but he even had influence on their communities that asked for the Emperors aid and protection.
      Christian's before Constantine relied on the goodwill of the Emperor for protection.
      Aurelian was the first to engage in their religious disputes, acting as an authority figure.

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 роки тому +16

      Cody Sing
      Yeah, more than likely the persecutions that are mentioned from the time are moreso local authorities going haywire, it would just get labeled as “Aurelian did this” because he was the dude in charge. Same reason that people associate the relative prosperity or lack thereof with whoever is the current president.

    • @cadettklinge603
      @cadettklinge603 3 роки тому +24

      Who cares about christians?

  • @anarcho-boulangistllamaent2023
    @anarcho-boulangistllamaent2023 3 роки тому +7

    I lost it at "France is no longer France"

  • @lucaschneider1613
    @lucaschneider1613 2 роки тому +6

    Holy shit.
    Aurelian had 5 years after he was stabbed in the back by mcturtleman and the empire crumbled and was divided once again.

  • @yari6309
    @yari6309 3 роки тому +19

    He is one of the top 3 of Roman Emperors

  • @americohagim1131
    @americohagim1131 3 роки тому +11

    This is an underrated video this deserves more views and likes

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc 3 роки тому +14

    I cant have enough of Aurelian content, keep them coming!

  • @atefbakir7046
    @atefbakir7046 3 роки тому +17

    great video, really got me laughing there. sincerely appreciate all the editing and effort put into this, buddy.

  • @fannybrasse
    @fannybrasse 3 роки тому +28

    Beautiful!

  • @thugkermit9999
    @thugkermit9999 3 роки тому +82

    The virgin Caesar vs THE CHAD AURELIAN

    • @caominhnhat1455
      @caominhnhat1455 3 роки тому +15

      Thug Kermit Caesar literally killed everything he see :) at Rome ‘s highest might. Aurelian was such chad that he didn’t put civilians to swords while winning on many fronts at Rome ‘s hours of despair

    • @TLOK1918
      @TLOK1918 3 роки тому +15

      ​@@caominhnhat1455 Caesar was actually big on pardoning his enemies after the Civil War, to appear merciful and benevolent. Octavian and Mark Antony together purged far more than he did. But since you're talking about barbarians, you're right, Caesar killed a lot more than Aurelian. Aurelian didn't even kill the citizens of Palmyra after they revolted the second time. He just evacuated the city, had his soldiers plunder it, then razed it to the ground.

    • @caominhnhat1455
      @caominhnhat1455 3 роки тому +1

      @@TLOK1918 I was talking about the war Gaul. He kill 1/3 of the population and enslave 1/3 as I remember. He kill half a million G&rms as well. I know the celt and germs were filthy as the time being but that kinda too much.

    • @caominhnhat1455
      @caominhnhat1455 3 роки тому

      BASED? based on what? the length of his penis?

    • @johnmcdevitt2008
      @johnmcdevitt2008 3 роки тому +5

      Cao Minhnhat He conquered a territory through war. He didn’t just walk in a kill or enslave everyone he saw. The Gauls weren’t innocent bystanders put to the slaughter. They had a history of killing romans before, during, and after Caesar. He conquered them, which in antiquity meant death and enslavement to the conquered. Roman prisoners were treated equally as horrible by Gauls too. Pretty simple really, if you were loyal to Caesar and Rome, life goes on. If you put up armed resistance, you get bested by one of the greatest generals of all time.

  • @Aurelian159
    @Aurelian159 3 роки тому +5

    Today is 25 December. Make sure you all praise the sun.

  • @BroMaxIII
    @BroMaxIII 3 роки тому +4

    I spilled my drink when he said we need a leader who can praise the sun

  • @onetwothreefourfive12345
    @onetwothreefourfive12345 3 роки тому +11

    This is excellent. The dude was a true hero

  • @senatorarmstrong4168
    @senatorarmstrong4168 Рік тому +3

    Tetricus be shitting his pants rn

  • @sinorcat9846
    @sinorcat9846 3 роки тому +67

    I hate how this fits so perfectly,
    It almost like trump was there!

    • @loh1945
      @loh1945 3 роки тому +15

      I am ready to vote for 4 more years of fun! I also subscribed, love this content :)

    • @richard70854
      @richard70854 3 роки тому +4

      4 MORE YEARS!!

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 роки тому +25

    We need an Emperor so great that he can restore the world! We need AURELIAN! SOL INVICTUS!

  • @anyawilson707
    @anyawilson707 2 роки тому +4

    A big, tall, beautiful, indestructible, ancient Rome wall

  • @nayas1885
    @nayas1885 3 роки тому +2

    I need more of these!

  • @MoveInSilence23
    @MoveInSilence23 3 роки тому +3

    Aurelian and Zeno two centuries later are two emperors who should be revered more. They held their empires together in the various troubled times they had.

    • @MoveInSilence23
      @MoveInSilence23 3 роки тому

      @@TominusMaximus Sorry about what? So you don't agree with my opinion.

  • @Sovietube
    @Sovietube 3 роки тому +5

    Hadrian: BUILD A WALL

  • @curtain9842
    @curtain9842 3 роки тому +4

    That sun part was perfect

  • @JohnnyC99
    @JohnnyC99 3 роки тому +3

    Everyone gangsta until they see the sun coming

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean 2 роки тому +2

    Based

  • @piuscalvinus
    @piuscalvinus 3 роки тому +2

    this video is truly epic

  • @Back4Fungame
    @Back4Fungame 3 роки тому +3

    A man you can vote for

  • @bhpurerange1
    @bhpurerange1 3 роки тому +21

    trump's got nothing on the Son of Helios: Aurelian.

    • @BosonCollider
      @BosonCollider 3 роки тому +2

      Trump and ancient rome in a nutshell: twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

    • @bhpurerange1
      @bhpurerange1 3 роки тому +3

      @@BosonCollider crisis of the 3rd century soon

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 3 роки тому +4

    R E S T I T V T O R ~ O R B I S

  • @matthewfunk6435
    @matthewfunk6435 3 роки тому

    i just watch this over and over. it really makes me laugh

  • @palmsofscience8770
    @palmsofscience8770 3 роки тому +1

    great campaign ad.

  • @albinlindmark1383
    @albinlindmark1383 3 роки тому +17

    This was fantastic! Especially if you love politics of today as well as of 1700 years ago!

  • @luciusdomitiusaurelianus8826
    @luciusdomitiusaurelianus8826 3 роки тому +2

    We must be victorious.

  • @rockig5529
    @rockig5529 2 роки тому

    This is GOLD

  • @DukeoftheAges
    @DukeoftheAges 3 роки тому +1

    This is a amazing!

  • @josefmaster1188
    @josefmaster1188 2 роки тому +3

    Ulpia Severina and Aurelian made an awesome couple.

  • @cyfrowy4k921
    @cyfrowy4k921 Рік тому +4

    France is no longer France

  • @daphnesapci
    @daphnesapci 3 роки тому +6

    Wow, that was a time

  • @carloreneeventura8714
    @carloreneeventura8714 3 роки тому +2

    PRAISE THE SUN!

  • @Andy-cv4be
    @Andy-cv4be 2 роки тому +2

    Aurelian for president!

  • @danim5881
    @danim5881 3 роки тому +1

    Damn the praetorian guard

  • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa1639
    @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa1639 3 роки тому +2

    Return oh my glorious Empire! ROMA VICTRIX! Senatus Populusque Romanus!

  • @vickers3828
    @vickers3828 3 роки тому +1

    He’s got my vote

  • @krisplovdivski5101
    @krisplovdivski5101 3 роки тому +1

    This should be the intro for the Aurelian campaign

  • @myamdane6895
    @myamdane6895 3 роки тому +4

    Praise the Sun \O/

  • @tomstoller1086
    @tomstoller1086 Рік тому +1

    He has my vote

  • @soloknight7197
    @soloknight7197 3 роки тому +2

    Funnier when you remember that Melania and Serevina come from the same place

  • @sauronmordor7494
    @sauronmordor7494 3 роки тому +3

    Super

  • @beotheld
    @beotheld 3 роки тому

    We will begin working on an
    Impenetrable
    Physical
    Tall
    Beautiful
    *Ancient Rome*
    *BORDER WALL*

  • @inquisitorthornside3p494
    @inquisitorthornside3p494 2 роки тому +3

    SOL INVICTIS!

  • @truthissacred
    @truthissacred 3 роки тому +2

    Justinian next plz!

  • @richardnixon2445
    @richardnixon2445 3 роки тому +3

    Nice

  • @DiegoDiaz-vm9xx
    @DiegoDiaz-vm9xx 3 роки тому +3

    All hail emperor Donald Trumpelian

  • @stevenjames6830
    @stevenjames6830 2 роки тому

    YES

  • @David-lu4gq
    @David-lu4gq 3 роки тому +1

    Aurelian 2020 make it happen people!!!

  • @IvanKala
    @IvanKala 3 роки тому

    "Make Roman Empire whole and great again!!!"

  • @rampantflemish678
    @rampantflemish678 3 роки тому

    As great as he's forgotten

  • @qopiqq3629
    @qopiqq3629 2 роки тому +2

    Happy bday Aurelian, we could use u again in europe

  • @johnirish2969
    @johnirish2969 3 роки тому +1

    The title kills me 💀💀

  • @gahlainrigh5927
    @gahlainrigh5927 3 роки тому

    I’d watch it

  • @idontlikerome2744
    @idontlikerome2744 3 роки тому +10

    Boi this dude got my vote lmao

  • @johncarter8842
    @johncarter8842 2 роки тому

    Aurelian
    The world miss you king 👍👍👍👑👑👑👑

  • @manisgreedy4725
    @manisgreedy4725 3 роки тому +1

    Praise the Suuuuuuun
    Ah no, wrong game XD

  • @andso2152
    @andso2152 3 роки тому +1

    Lucius Quintius Cincinnatus is proud

  • @lucio01
    @lucio01 2 роки тому +1

    Meanwhile, akhenaton: that's my kind of guy

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 3 роки тому

    This made my day...to bad it's 10:17 PM.

  • @algoraxmago1527
    @algoraxmago1527 3 роки тому +2

    Just to be sure everyone gets it: we are talking about THE emperor who was called "Restitutor orbis". How can someone even compete with that?

  • @lorenzorisi9119
    @lorenzorisi9119 2 роки тому

    The most undervalued Roman Emperor after Majorian

  • @KindlyKalen
    @KindlyKalen Місяць тому

    I am part of the MRGA movement!

  • @ethanrumley746
    @ethanrumley746 3 роки тому +6

    This is good rat

  • @comedyaddict123
    @comedyaddict123 3 роки тому +1

    >Forgot Valentinian I & Jovian existed in the new video?

  • @achilles8842
    @achilles8842 3 місяці тому

    FOR THE GLORY OF ROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @luciano9755
    @luciano9755 3 роки тому +2

    "Vamos a bombardearlos hasta el ojete" JAJAJAJA

  • @feraccount9941
    @feraccount9941 3 роки тому +13

    The difference though Aurelian Actually an effective Leader who delivers on his promises

    • @cristianvillanueva8782
      @cristianvillanueva8782 3 роки тому +1

      They didn't name him restorer of the world for nothing, all "The Greats" can suck it.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 3 роки тому +3

      Going by the list, Trump does deliver a lot of his campaign promises, some that former presidents also promised but never delivered, just squeezed votes from.

    • @feraccount9941
      @feraccount9941 3 роки тому +1

      @@yochaiwyss3843 making Mexico pay for the wall 👁👄👁 when,

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 3 роки тому +3

      @@feraccount9941 Mexican government cracking down on illegal immigration caravans from SAmerica starting from around 2017. Not direct, sure, but the point can be argued.

  • @56thCrusader
    @56thCrusader 3 роки тому +6

    *deus sol invictus*

  • @Alex-dw8qd
    @Alex-dw8qd 3 роки тому +4

    Drop it

  • @unclesam5230
    @unclesam5230 3 роки тому +4

    PRAISE DEVS SOL INVICTVS

  • @MrCmon113
    @MrCmon113 2 роки тому +3

    Aurelian would have conquered Persia if he was kinder to his administrative staff.
    Change my mind.

    • @nestroit5010
      @nestroit5010 Рік тому

      He was unstoppable, killing him was the biggest mistake

  • @mrscechy8625
    @mrscechy8625 Рік тому +3

    While this is a great meme, I think Trump is more similar to Tiberius or Domitian. Hated by the people due to propaganda, but despite this they left their countries stronger. They all vastly improved their countries economy, and effectively administrated. Also, specific to Trump and Tiberius, they both had really shitty and insane successors!