Honestly, same for pretty much all the rides. Nemesis Reborn is a ten minute walk around the queue, as is Galactica, I've never had a walk on for smiler or wickerman so I don't know about those but it's probably similar. Rita and TH13RTEEN probably have the shortest walks of the big rollercoasters
@@BreadofHovisSmiler’s a nightmare. You keep thinking you’re getting to tthe front of the queue and then you do a sharp turn and walk away again! That’s why going during term time rocks, avoid the weekends/school Holidays like the plague.
@@TheUnderTaker980 never been in the main queue but looks awful. I’ve never been with anyone who is willing to go on so I’ve always just gone into the single rider lines and everytime there were groups of people there who were trying to sit with each other, one group of 3 had been waiting 30 mins and ended up having to go to the main one because it was a 20 min wait and the lass wouldn’t let them on together as that meant they needed a single rider to come from the main queue first with everyone behind them being a 4 group, which is not likely, thought they made up a hack. Basically everyone was just letting me past because I was always the only actual single rider in there, longest I waited was 5 minutes.
The prices inside the uk parks now have gone ridiculous. They don't seem to realise that people will spend more if they don't think they're being ripped off
@@laurelbony yeah. Alton Towers was £36 (prebook online) the last time I checked. And that was just to get into the park. The fast track passes cost extra lol. The one that includes all of the rides in the park (I think) is the Platinum one, which is £130 and over 0-0.
I go to towers (and thorpe park as well) loads, Oblivion being on ten minutes is actually really accurate, almost every time I've gone it's been a walk on ride with really good operations.
@@BreadofHovis Years ago Oblivion used to be packed, easily 1hr+ waits but since its such a mediocre and short ride my theory is that a lot of people were disappointed with their initial experience so when they went again they'd avoid it thus making the queue shorter which actually makes it worth the wait now.
@@OffensiveFarmerNot really.. Nemesis is also usually 5/10 mins as well. They’re short because everyone charges to the ‘newer’ rides like Smiler and Wicker Man
oblivion made me poop myself i wasnt expecting the drop and the haunted house ride wasnt even that bad i literally laughed with my friends the entire way
The Scottish get thier holidays 2weeks vefore the English and descend on places like alton towers also a lot of schools take the students there on trips hence busier x
@helloellohello the smiler literally broke down September of last year with people on, we went on some kids ride came back up to the smiler and they were stuck there for over an hour and they still sent it off afterwards during high winds. They don't give a flying fuck lmao
@@okayimfine8254 First, that was in July, second, they were stuck BECUASE THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS WORKED. They definetley give a flying fuck, only an idiot would think otherwise.
The plushie one brings back a memory from wheni went to lego land and there was a stand for tin can throw and i won a mineral enderman almost as tall as me
I swear, once you hear the smilers music it never leaves your brain (but on a seriously note the music drove me insane while I was waiting in the queue
Me and my sister were terrified of going on oblivion and smiler but i still went on and I was the youngest one there,th3rteen was my favourite ride and also nemesis reborn
There's a smiler jumper that is £85. Have u been on rita? They will keep playing the voices because if u go in the nemesis reborn shop u can keep hearing stuff over and over again.
The lines were so long when I went! I wish they were as short as yours. The smiler was so scary, my head kept shaking side to side 😭 I loved oblivion for some reason
I was taking my niece on Smiler for the first time and we had been waiting for about an hour and a half in the cages queue but then the ride got stuck or something but the queue stopped for another hour and we just sat there on the stairs 10 feet from the ride bored out of our minds. 😂
When I went to Alton they gave us a deal to buy a big prize for £10 whether we won or lost, it was the first 15 min so they basically got us to be walking advertising around the park all day
Savannah gracey going to Alton Towets resort to having fun on the rollercoaster and water rides to enjoying her experience of happiness and laughter that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have been to alton towers like 5 times its so hoodd i recommend water rides theie super fun snd i recommend the boat,haunted house ride and the wickerman rollercoaster
Best day I ever had there was a slightly drizzly day in June during school term time. It was practically deserted and we went on each ride multiple times 😂 We must have done the Smiler about 6 times in a row. Not so keen on Rita though.
@@mikemahoneygaming5754 it is for me. And obviously u would get tired of it but I only go like once a year so. Also it’s only an hour and 30mins from me so yeah
I love the oblivian OMG THE SMILERS IS AMAZING I WHENT THERE A WEEK AGO IT WAS AMAZING 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍 AND I GOT FAST TRACK AND ITS ANNOYING HOW THEY PLAY VIDS ON REPEAT
I know! Im nearest to flamingo land and as its smaller the queues are flipping huge! Mumbo jubo was roughly 1h and 20 mins wait last time. Alton towers queues are always much better considering its much bigger 🎉
The oblivion one is so true the walk is longer than the ride 😂
Honestly, same for pretty much all the rides. Nemesis Reborn is a ten minute walk around the queue, as is Galactica, I've never had a walk on for smiler or wickerman so I don't know about those but it's probably similar. Rita and TH13RTEEN probably have the shortest walks of the big rollercoasters
@@BreadofHovisSmiler’s a nightmare. You keep thinking you’re getting to tthe front of the queue and then you do a sharp turn and walk away again! That’s why going during term time rocks, avoid the weekends/school
Holidays like the plague.
@@TheUnderTaker980 yeah, it is difficult on school holidays.
@@TheUnderTaker980 never been in the main queue but looks awful. I’ve never been with anyone who is willing to go on so I’ve always just gone into the single rider lines and everytime there were groups of people there who were trying to sit with each other, one group of 3 had been waiting 30 mins and ended up having to go to the main one because it was a 20 min wait and the lass wouldn’t let them on together as that meant they needed a single rider to come from the main queue first with everyone behind them being a 4 group, which is not likely, thought they made up a hack. Basically everyone was just letting me past because I was always the only actual single rider in there, longest I waited was 5 minutes.
I went on the smiler last year we queued 3 hrs for 1min
The prices inside the uk parks now have gone ridiculous. They don't seem to realise that people will spend more if they don't think they're being ripped off
It's a really good offer 19 pounds for you to ride every ride
@@AngalicoJoseyeah but more often than not the queues are like 2 hours at least so you can only ride like 3 rides
@@I.Eat.Cheezy.Toe.Fungusnope
@@AngalicoJose Where are you spending 19 pounds? Its at least 40
@@laurelbony yeah. Alton Towers was £36 (prebook online) the last time I checked. And that was just to get into the park. The fast track passes cost extra lol. The one that includes all of the rides in the park (I think) is the Platinum one, which is £130 and over 0-0.
It really is a rollercoaster of emotions
Alton towers makes sure you get more than your daily steps in😂
It’s not the smiler it’s happy ride 😂✋🏻👏😭 I’m crying inside
the way they were going on about the smiler being fun💀iykyk
The log flume and the river rapids are by far the best lol 😂
No log flume anymore.
THE FISHY RIDE IS THE BEST RIDE
The log flume closed a very long time ago lol
I go to towers (and thorpe park as well) loads, Oblivion being on ten minutes is actually really accurate, almost every time I've gone it's been a walk on ride with really good operations.
Wouldve waited for an hour for oblivion without fasttrack when I went , not worth it for the literals four seconds of ride
@@QuaNtum62 wow, really? I don't think I've ever seen it that high, and I usually go during school holidays.
Thorpe park is so good but the queue times are wild
@@BreadofHovis Years ago Oblivion used to be packed, easily 1hr+ waits but since its such a mediocre and short ride my theory is that a lot of people were disappointed with their initial experience so when they went again they'd avoid it thus making the queue shorter which actually makes it worth the wait now.
@@OffensiveFarmerNot really.. Nemesis is also usually 5/10 mins as well. They’re short because everyone charges to the ‘newer’ rides like Smiler and Wicker Man
The smiler is my absolute favourite ride at Alton towers!
oblivion made me poop myself i wasnt expecting the drop and the haunted house ride wasnt even that bad i literally laughed with my friends the entire way
Food is so expensive at alton towers😅
And it's shit lol worst burger of my life
I love the smiler and oblivion and Rita and nemesis and galactica and wicker man and thirteen
Omg on oblivion it’s always at like the final part of the queue when you have to wait lolll
I went there for a school trip in year 6. Best time ever and someones shoe fell off and smiler
Loved the smiler went on it 3 times in one day alone
The Scottish get thier holidays 2weeks vefore the English and descend on places like alton towers also a lot of schools take the students there on trips hence busier x
Choooooo choooooooo the mind train was one of the best
The water park is amazing tho 🎉
Go on the rita its soooo good
I'm never gonna go on the smiler after the incident
I meant what
I mean I did I felt like I was gonna die but don’t worry it’s relly safe and I enjoyed it much
that was 9 years ago and rides are safer than ever 😂
@helloellohello the smiler literally broke down September of last year with people on, we went on some kids ride came back up to the smiler and they were stuck there for over an hour and they still sent it off afterwards during high winds. They don't give a flying fuck lmao
@@okayimfine8254 First, that was in July, second, they were stuck BECUASE THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS WORKED. They definetley give a flying fuck, only an idiot would think otherwise.
The plushie one brings back a memory from wheni went to lego land and there was a stand for tin can throw and i won a mineral enderman almost as tall as me
I swear, once you hear the smilers music it never leaves your brain (but on a seriously note the music drove me insane while I was waiting in the queue
ALRON MANOOR IS MY SISTERS FAVOURITE
Me and my sister were terrified of going on oblivion and smiler but i still went on and I was the youngest one there,th3rteen was my favourite ride and also nemesis reborn
standing in the smiler queue for 2 hours with that SONG REPEATING THE WHOLE TIME is actually trauma 😭
Smiler is a lot of fun
Oblivion is queueing for 180 minutes while you are constantly thinking that you could be going for a better ride 20 feet away just to go on a drop.
oh my god alton towers is amazing but this is still so relatable haha
MY DAD GOES ON THE SMILER AND EVERY TIME HE IS SICK AFTER
For Oblivion, I just walk up the fasttrack and duck under the barrier into the normal queue 🤣
It's so much more efficient 😭
Whenever going to Alton towers I always get stuck in sub terror to the point I can memorise the whole video in the queue
I literally went two days ago and i went on the haunted house 4 times because there was no queue
I was here not that long ago lol😂 all so accurate
I waited 2 and a half hours to go on the smiler 😭
There's a smiler jumper that is £85. Have u been on rita? They will keep playing the voices because if u go in the nemesis reborn shop u can keep hearing stuff over and over again.
I went to Alton towers and the smiler was 💯 the best ride
I hate the Smiler the only time we went on it my mum got a Frozen Shoulder and it still hasn't healed fully and it was a couple years ago.
I think it could be fairly quiet due to the accident the smiler had a few years back, plus I feel like most people try to go to Thorpe Park instead
The lines were so long when I went! I wish they were as short as yours. The smiler was so scary, my head kept shaking side to side 😭
I loved oblivion for some reason
I've never gone to alton Towers....😭😭 And yes, im british aswell...
I was taking my niece on Smiler for the first time and we had been waiting for about an hour and a half in the cages queue but then the ride got stuck or something but the queue stopped for another hour and we just sat there on the stairs 10 feet from the ride bored out of our minds. 😂
I must sue them for taking my name 😂😂😂
I got a huge squirtle on the Canon one and it was easy for me
i Love Alton Towers
I love it there ❤
Real British People 😂😂😂
When I went to Alton they gave us a deal to buy a big prize for £10 whether we won or lost, it was the first 15 min so they basically got us to be walking advertising around the park all day
I once queued 4 hours for oblivion when i was young. Now i wont queue up to get milk if theres more than 3 people in front of me 😂
When they took photos of me on the haunted house thing with my friends we were like this (I was in the middle): 😱😭😑😰😥
I went with my school the queue for oblivion was 80 minutes 💀
At my school the chips and beans are exactly the same. Same plate and everything and its 3 quid
I went to alton towers years ago. Went on oblivion, came off going to hospital 😬
Savannah gracey going to Alton Towets resort to having fun on the rollercoaster and water rides to enjoying her experience of happiness and laughter that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have been to alton towers like 5 times its so hoodd i recommend water rides theie super fun snd i recommend the boat,haunted house ride and the wickerman rollercoaster
oblivion is great haha ive only seen the queue longer than 10 minutes once (after the ride had briefly shut)
i was so close to getting a giant purple monkey when i went to alton last but alas i couldn't justify it 😔😔
Best day I ever had there was a slightly drizzly day in June during school term time. It was practically deserted and we went on each ride multiple times 😂 We must have done the Smiler about 6 times in a row. Not so keen on Rita though.
Hahaha the Hex video on repeat. Oh the memories.
I LOVE ALTON TOWERSSS❤❤❤
Once spent 4 hours queuing for the smiler just for them to stop it because of an electrical storm right before i got on
THIRTEEN SCARED ME💀💀💀
I got a concussion from smiler once and I nearly passed out
I've been to alton towers 30 times this year skipped the cues and the car park cue the wickerman is sick and galactic 5 stars
Not the worst injury the smiler has left people with, yikes!
@@GabeItcheDefinitely! 😅
@@lisareddan9904?? That’s nice ☺️
Oblivion is so true i went on it at the end of the day and the walk was horrid
I thought it was dark humour about what happened on that ride... It was wasn't it...
No bc that haunted house ride is actually terrifying 😂
My favourite rise in alton towers is rapid rivers
You missed tricking your friends that TH13TEEN is a family rollercoaster
I LIVE GOR THE WATER RIDE. Alton towers is like my annual vacation in the country lol
I live 5 minutes away. It ain’t all that lol
@@mikemahoneygaming5754 it is for me. And obviously u would get tired of it but I only go like once a year so. Also it’s only an hour and 30mins from me so yeah
I sat in the front row of smiler. If it had been two weeks later might have hurt a little
I love the oblivian OMG THE SMILERS IS AMAZING I WHENT THERE A WEEK AGO IT WAS AMAZING 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍 AND I GOT FAST TRACK AND ITS ANNOYING HOW THEY PLAY VIDS ON REPEAT
LOVE ALTON TOWERSSSSS
The haunted house here broke down when I was on it once, right under the giant spider
I bin alton towers i bin on smiler its fun and im only 9 i cryed wen i thereed got on and i lovw it , it my new fav ride 😂🎉
It is like that 😂 although I went on the haunted house ride twice because it wasn't that bad
You should try thirteen
I went to Alton towers the water bit for my birthday
Last time i went to alton towers was about 10 years ago, i work for jcb and even get discount but for some reason it never crosses my mind to go
That beans and chips looks like school lunch! Absolute scam
The smiler was my favourite ride since it was my first yesterday and after the haunted house and nemesis sub terra I was left crhing
My favourite ride at Alton towers is thirteen
I love alton towers i live 1 hour away from it
😂
Its on repeat for different people
help why is the smiler still running that thing’s an avengers level threat to health inspectors 😭😭😭
the smilers like the safest coaster in the park 😭😭😭
bc its the best rolly c at the place😁😁
And yet no one remembers the runaway mine train derailing in the tunnel 🤷🏻♀️
So crazy im seeing this, literally going there friday lol
I’m going there on Saturday and Sunday
That’s the one I went to but i cried after the smiler bc it was crazy and I got a headache from it
It's the cures of alton manner
I know! Im nearest to flamingo land and as its smaller the queues are flipping huge! Mumbo jubo was roughly 1h and 20 mins wait last time.
Alton towers queues are always much better considering its much bigger 🎉
She should try the vampire at cheasington it's bleeding mental
OMG I went to Alton tower and I went on smiler and the ride broke down when we were on the track !!
omg i went here and only went to thirteen and 2 boys that i knew went on NEMESIS,OBLIVION,SMILER,EVERYTHING next year i might go on wickerman
Who went to alton manor before the queue timer was even installed
IV BEEN THERE OMG
I love alton Tower's
When i went on the haunted house ride it broke down for like 20 minutes.
I had to wait an hour and 40 mins for oblivion 😔
You're braver than me - I can't go on any rollercoasters 😂
I WENT ON THAT AND ME PERSONALLY IM 9 AND I WENT ON OBLIVION SMILER
I love Alton towers ❤❤❤
Did you know the queue for oblivion is 1 and 2/3 x longer then the queue
When i went the ride i went on broke down twice and i got soaked
I NEED THIS
I haven’t Been there is sooo long now I normally go to Chessington