@@jbrat1967 He's not far off 30 if he was going to descend into full blown alcholism it would have happened by now. I have never seen him even close to being noticably drunk in any video or stream. He drinks like 3 or 4 drinks then stops. That is not alcholism alcholics do not have the ability to moderate like that.
@@Jazz-attqckthat stuff creeps up on people. Just like he smoked 3 cigs a day 3 years ago and said it would stay that way. I think now he smokes over 10 or 15 a day. And he starts to drink more as it looks, so hopefully doesnt like it too much.
You might manage a liquor store but highly doubt some mom and pop store gunna let you send liquor for free to a random guy that smokes and drinks on UA-cam.. unless they just don’t care about sales or profit. Like what
@@KingXor81nobody cares he could also take some for himself and just not use it himself just send it to him because why not nobody cares about anything that much and if you do stop you’re going to hurt yourself
Sadly local laws do not allow for the shipment of alcoholic beverages, but if you'd like to still send a letter or other things to my P.O. Box, it's in the description, and will be open until mid-April !
Try taking straight vodka like tequila, but instead of lemon, take a slice of orange, and instead of salt, put Turkish coffee powder on one side of a sliced orange, and sugar on the other side of the slice. After taking the shot, bite the orange slice covered in sugar and Turkish coffee powder, with the Turkish coffee powder side pointing upwards. Hope you enjoy it! Its been a winning combo for some time now.
Dude, kissed Carmel smirknoff. I hate vodka to but I drank an entire bottle to myself in the garage while working on my dirt bike. So good I didn’t even notice I was drinking until I fell over and woke up on my garage floor
Bro did it the other day in his car too and you can taste a filter as soon as you reach it. Anyways, love this dudes commentary. Keep them coming Jacob.
I drink everyday. Grandfather died a week after he got out of rehab. You just need to look in the mirror and figure out who you are and what you want out life. I’m not gonna tell you not to drink but you just gotta ask yourself are you really done with it? Life is a journey bruh you got this
Lmao bruh I used to do black tar heroin and I'm positive there was fentanyl in it cuz it would be way stronger than usual. All that said, ur joke was funny.
_Son, you need to treat yourself to a bottle of good Tequilla next time.. I hiiighly recommend these top 2 for actual straight up sipping or so..Fortaleza Blanco, or (higher end) QUI Platinum Extra Añejo! These will at least not leave you feeling like you want to vomit! (NOT Alcohol Medicine Tasting!)_
just found your channel. You seem like a really nice dude, i hope that you can keep that mindset when it comes to drinking and will continue to have a healthy relationship with it :)
I feel like a more well educated man after most of your videos. I love all of the stuff I have learned that I feel like otherwise I would have never known. That's freaking awesome and hilarious 😂
@@Trenbolicious I dont know, Jawshieee was once this innocent before too... then the trolls came... there are def a lot of people who consider jake a lolcow.
Fun fact Suntory is actually the 3rd largest alcohol producer/distributor of alcohol in the world, not just Japan, after they acquired Jim Beam in 2014.
Distilled spirits are neutral tasting which means that all of the flavors have been stripped away from them. Which is why we discovered putting vodka into wooden barrels improves the flavor of it and also is how whiskey was invented
White drinks like vodka were meant to be drunk in knock-knock glasses. more than anything to preserve body temperature in those cold countries. In my opinion: drinking vodka like whiskey does not have the same effect. another distillation process. Lastly, if you don't want to end up very drunk, take the first full drink and then sip it.
Shit, I quit drinking and decided to test myself... if this video would give me any nostalgia, at this point.. I fucked up so many times that all I get - are flash backs to shitty sleep, and being unable to function properly during the day. Nah, never again.
Vodka is simply not meant for sipping lol. The slavic veterans always have done shots, once warm because no access to cooling and chased with some food, now usually chilled heavily and chased with juice or soda. Try Metaxa, greek brandy. Highly recommend it, you'll love it. 5 star is fine and most common, higher stars are usually more bitter and more expensive, but still good.
You literally picked the highest shelf vodka you could possibly buy. I haven't even watched this video but I bet your gonna like it. However only serial killers drink vodka straight. It's meant to be mixed into drinks and have no flavor
@FBI-tz4vq i like mixing a shot of vodka with a white claw or hard seltzer. Vodkas good with everything. Sometimes I mix with juice or soda or even in a milkshake
When it comes to vodka-unflavored by definition; 'flavored vodka' is a contradiction-the most meaningful difference is distillation. The more times it's been distilled the smoother it will be. Try Hammer + Sickle which has been distilled twice as many times as this stuff and you'll have a better experience. I don't imbibe anymore but vodka was the first alcohol I ever tried. It was my fave! Especially after I learned that basically everything other than clear liquors is high in histamines.
I absolutely hate vodka always have always will from the taste to the reaction I get from it there's nothing good about it but 25 years or so ago a friend of mine talked me into having some with him called vox he said it tasted like water and well he was right it was the one and only time I enjoyed the stuff I've never went back for more but it was the only vodka that didn't taste like rubbing alcohol
I'd like to see you try a super smoky Islay scotch :D I'm personally not a fan, as it tastes like a burnt mattress in an abandoned house by the seaside. Seeing you cringe would be solid entertainment
oh hell yeah. im not a big vodka fan but I dont mind the haku rice vod mixed. I do! however really like the Suntory Toki Whiskey. Give it a try if you havnt. GREAT WITH GINGERALE!
Bro I love you I know your quirky so am I, I hope you like Canadian viceroys bud that was my mainstay growing up in Canada. But if you want to be weird and still drink vodka trying getting your hands on a bottle of Russian standard I had one right before the ban up here
get a glass add ice tequila grenadine and orange juice and you have a decent drink with a good smoke knowwhatimsayinimsayin Straight tequila is smoothest of all the spirits
wait, weren't you drinking from the same bottle during a live stream several days ago? It was a Japanese rice vodka and I donated money, so I remember...
Indeed, however, my videos are prerecorded in advance, including this one, which was done a little over a month ago now. Appreciate the support man, hope you enjoyed the stream 💪
i don't know if marijuana is legal where you are but that would be a cool review. you could also do paring reviews , how something goes with another thing. love your vid but worrie about you sometimes. Stay healthy : )
American Becomes Alcoholic On UA-cam.
He doesn't come across as an alcholic at all.
@@Jazz-attqck Defo on the way, and alcoholism is always so obvious. What stage of alcoholism are you referring to?
@@Jazz-attqck be patient
@@jbrat1967 He's not far off 30 if he was going to descend into full blown alcholism it would have happened by now. I have never seen him even close to being noticably drunk in any video or stream. He drinks like 3 or 4 drinks then stops. That is not alcholism alcholics do not have the ability to moderate like that.
@@Jazz-attqckthat stuff creeps up on people. Just like he smoked 3 cigs a day 3 years ago and said it would stay that way. I think now he smokes over 10 or 15 a day. And he starts to drink more as it looks, so hopefully doesnt like it too much.
9:48 POV Jacob awkwardly asks if you'd like some vodka for an extended period of time
Everything he says is for an extended period of time.
Economy of words means zero to this dude
LMFAO reading this and seeing the blank expression on his face is fucking hilarious. Dude looks like he's GEEKED off his rocker
locked in vs geeked
Caffeine vs Adderall
@@NathanMaye-uf1zsvalid 😂
Vodka always tastes like a mix between rocket fuel and liquid hate
Firewater, deisel, jet fuel, brake fluid, paint stripper,
@@haydog liquid acid
It taste like rubbing alcohol
I manage a liquor store so if you want me to send you any allocated gluten-free alcohol let me know. On the house!
Alcoholic enabler.
You might manage a liquor store but highly doubt some mom and pop store gunna let you send liquor for free to a random guy that smokes and drinks on UA-cam.. unless they just don’t care about sales or profit. Like what
@@KingXor81nobody cares he could also take some for himself and just not use it himself just send it to him because why not nobody cares about anything that much and if you do stop you’re going to hurt yourself
@@ZK_-hs5es😂😂😂 💀
Sadly local laws do not allow for the shipment of alcoholic beverages, but if you'd like to still send a letter or other things to my P.O. Box, it's in the description, and will be open until mid-April !
Try taking straight vodka like tequila, but instead of lemon, take a slice of orange, and instead of salt, put Turkish coffee powder on one side of a sliced orange, and sugar on the other side of the slice. After taking the shot, bite the orange slice covered in sugar and Turkish coffee powder, with the Turkish coffee powder side pointing upwards. Hope you enjoy it! Its been a winning combo for some time now.
or just drink it straight like a normal person
@davidc6262 he just did? what i described is a more pleasant experience for vodka shots
No wait you’re on to something
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Who uses lemon and salt for tequila?
Yeah nobodys drinkin straight vodka except the entire Slavic region of Europe
😂😂
Well as a Polish person I need to agree, we drink vodka straight from the bottle
I'm Canadian and I drink straight vodka really any alcohol straight be a shame to ruin the flavour
@ryancronk6762 I'm a smoker but when I do drink I prefer straigt vodka 😂
Vodka an oj
Dude, kissed Carmel smirknoff. I hate vodka to but I drank an entire bottle to myself in the garage while working on my dirt bike. So good I didn’t even notice I was drinking until I fell over and woke up on my garage floor
It was my favorite way to make an oil change take 5 hours
Hahaha
I love watching you get drunk. Drunk people are funny.
37:10 Jacob takes 3 drags off his filter
it really makes me wonder what dudes going thru sometimes
Bro hit that filter like his like his life depended on it. I counted 4 drags lol
That can't be good lol
Bro did it the other day in his car too and you can taste a filter as soon as you reach it. Anyways, love this dudes commentary. Keep them coming Jacob.
Don't be wasteful bro!
Watching this ten 12 days into sobriety. At one point I’d binge drink a fifth every day.
hey man, just remember you don’t miss it, even if you try to tell yourself you do
Congrats and good luck dude
Stay on the wagon my friend, alcohol will not help you at all.
I drink everyday. Grandfather died a week after he got out of rehab. You just need to look in the mirror and figure out who you are and what you want out life. I’m not gonna tell you not to drink but you just gotta ask yourself are you really done with it? Life is a journey bruh you got this
Watching stuff like this is going to not help ever in sobriety this is like fantasizing with your doc without actually doing it just yet
jacob seems like the perfect dude to chill with ngl
nah too normal and uptight. Need someone looser and goofier
Can you do a video trying fentanyl for the first time while smoking a cigarette at the park at 3 pm please!!??? You know what I’m sayin?!
🤣🤣bro wtf
Lmao bruh I used to do black tar heroin and I'm positive there was fentanyl in it cuz it would be way stronger than usual. All that said, ur joke was funny.
Twan thought he was funny ykwis ykwis
I think I would d1e... frankly put..
Originality is dead
always so chill listening to your review, especially the way you talk is really refreshing! certainly no complaints on my behalf
I actually appreciate your videos bro Uu get mi threw my day everyday
_Son, you need to treat yourself to a bottle of good Tequilla next time.. I hiiighly recommend these top 2 for actual straight up sipping or so..Fortaleza Blanco, or (higher end) QUI Platinum Extra Añejo! These will at least not leave you feeling like you want to vomit! (NOT Alcohol Medicine Tasting!)_
just found your channel. You seem like a really nice dude, i hope that you can keep that mindset when it comes to drinking and will continue to have a healthy relationship with it :)
i love the random minecraft music at the part where he was taking the thumbnail lmfaooo im dying
I feel like a more well educated man after most of your videos. I love all of the stuff I have learned that I feel like otherwise I would have never known. That's freaking awesome and hilarious 😂
you gotta start chilling your booze and or using ice...
Ya especially vodka lol
@@Trenbolicious our jakey boy is reaching into lolcow territory recently...
@ he’ll bounce back 😆
@@Trenbolicious I dont know, Jawshieee was once this innocent before too... then the trolls came... there are def a lot of people who consider jake a lolcow.
@@BogStawmpuhTwu wouldn't that be something if his gourd starts growing out of control like he visited the bog?
yooo liqour review delivered just like you promised, love the streams man
I love how you talk and review things ❤ simple and beautiful
36:52 high already lad
7 beers down watching this vid
Hey man, listen I want you to be happy and I’m glad you dropped the toxicity in your life, keep making progress and stick around for us!!
I'm a recovered alcoholic and vodka was what I ended my drinking on. PURE EVIL.
Fun fact Suntory is actually the 3rd largest alcohol producer/distributor of alcohol in the world, not just Japan, after they acquired Jim Beam in 2014.
Not the Minecraft music 😂❤
Quite nice design, all the best vodkas have a simple style to the bottle
Try smirnoff ice with a cigarette!! !!1!1!1!1
White girl winter
@@matthewgowernah thats more of a twisted tea w a guava ice disposable
@@matthewgower😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the internet in nutshell
I second this 😂
try jagermeister with redbull
Trying to turn him into onlyusemeblade
@@santaslilhelper4945 figure it out person
I haven't drank that in 16 years wow
Distilled spirits are neutral tasting which means that all of the flavors have been stripped away from them. Which is why we discovered putting vodka into wooden barrels improves the flavor of it and also is how whiskey was invented
White drinks like vodka were meant to be drunk in knock-knock glasses. more than anything to preserve body temperature in those cold countries. In my opinion: drinking vodka like whiskey does not have the same effect. another distillation process. Lastly, if you don't want to end up very drunk, take the first full drink and then sip it.
I wanna genuinely be friends with this dude he is smart and positive and seems like a good person
Shit, I quit drinking and decided to test myself... if this video would give me any nostalgia, at this point.. I fucked up so many times that all I get - are flash backs to shitty sleep, and being unable to function properly during the day. Nah, never again.
The vodka redbull video from your main channel a month ago was made 2 years ago? Jacob always 10 steps ahead ykwis.
When your taking the screenshot for thumbnail your face is hilarious
I hope Stolichnaya goes back to their old label. When I buy vodka, I want it to feel like time travelling back to the Soviet Union.
That's some very passive aggressive way to smoke jacob
Vodka is simply not meant for sipping lol. The slavic veterans always have done shots, once warm because no access to cooling and chased with some food, now usually chilled heavily and chased with juice or soda.
Try Metaxa, greek brandy. Highly recommend it, you'll love it. 5 star is fine and most common, higher stars are usually more bitter and more expensive, but still good.
You literally picked the highest shelf vodka you could possibly buy. I haven't even watched this video but I bet your gonna like it. However only serial killers drink vodka straight. It's meant to be mixed into drinks and have no flavor
What drinks do you recommend mixing the vodka with?
@FBI-tz4vq i like mixing a shot of vodka with a white claw or hard seltzer. Vodkas good with everything. Sometimes I mix with juice or soda or even in a milkshake
@@MattDeadlifts Ouuu okay i’ll make sure to try that 👍
"Pass me the bottle Mr.Jones"!!!!!🎵🎤
When it comes to vodka-unflavored by definition; 'flavored vodka' is a contradiction-the most meaningful difference is distillation. The more times it's been distilled the smoother it will be. Try Hammer + Sickle which has been distilled twice as many times as this stuff and you'll have a better experience.
I don't imbibe anymore but vodka was the first alcohol I ever tried. It was my fave! Especially after I learned that basically everything other than clear liquors is high in histamines.
If you like Japanese spirits I would highly recommend Akashi Ume Plum Whiskey. You also have try some Jäegermeister, its classic
Im so happy you uploaded ❤️✌️
Vodka on ice mellows it a bit.
mr. jacob jones for president 🇺🇸
I absolutely hate vodka always have always will from the taste to the reaction I get from it there's nothing good about it but 25 years or so ago a friend of mine talked me into having some with him called vox he said it tasted like water and well he was right it was the one and only time I enjoyed the stuff I've never went back for more but it was the only vodka that didn't taste like rubbing alcohol
Will forever ask, why tf do you smoke like that. Inhaling deep asf, and exhaling like a damn fan. Like why?? 😅
It is what it is, know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin'? 😗💨
You ain’t ever drank Smirnoff, svedka, absolut, pinnacle???? I’m realizing I’ve had so many vodkas and they all taste the same to me
9:50 bro you can make your thumbnail whatever you want!
Vodka neat is an insane move. Go Jacob
bro literally just drank vodka and rebull 2 months ago
I'd like to see you try a super smoky Islay scotch :D I'm personally not a fan, as it tastes like a burnt mattress in an abandoned house by the seaside. Seeing you cringe would be solid entertainment
I agree laphroiag for sure taste like a campfire in a bottle
you really need to chill vodka to get the best experience if your drinking it straight
Miller light in the sleet myself. Cheers from Garner, NC !🍺🍺
MASSIVE THUMBNAIL
use to drink vodka so easy. loved it. would get this icelandic stuff. havent had any for 3-4 years now.
Pro tip: Mix it 30/70 with Sunny D. Not joking. Smooth as hell. Silly, fun drunk. Just know when to stop.
Look out everybody. We got a badass over here XD
I found out once I became 21 back in 2020 at the end of 2020.
jaegermeister next please. my favorite to pair with a newport 100 would love to know your opinion
Next episode, rekindling my love for titos
No way 😂
Lol the minecraft music part
Jacob Alcoholic Jones! Good stuff Jacob stay positive my man!
oh hell yeah. im not a big vodka fan but I dont mind the haku rice vod mixed. I do! however really like the Suntory Toki Whiskey. Give it a try if you havnt. GREAT WITH GINGERALE!
make a video where you try to get a thumbnail for 10 minutes at 3 pm
I had a bottle of that at new years nice choice
Is homeboy playing minecraft in the background ????
I don't drink or smoke cigarettes, yet i love your videos stay blessed my dawg. cheers
Watching this while drinking some spiced rum, no complaints on my behalf.
Bro I love you I know your quirky so am I, I hope you like Canadian viceroys bud that was my mainstay growing up in Canada. But if you want to be weird and still drink vodka trying getting your hands on a bottle of Russian standard I had one right before the ban up here
smoking a cigarette in your honor while watching this video
R u ok bro. I'll listen to ya wherever. Lmk.
This will really enhance your marriage
No alcohol ,two years as well. Let me know how it went. 😆
Nooo Adam Neely is about to fall off
the Minecraft music is peak.
Brother, I understand I haven’t had vodka in 10 years. First time I took a shot was 2013 it was spicy.
My man can write thesis on Tito vodka
It's tempting to make a video on how much I dislike Tito's vodka ngl
maybe my nose is broken but the vodkas i buy i think have a fairly feint smell
Try drinking an Old English 40oz and smoking a Phillies Blunt together
get a glass add ice tequila grenadine and orange juice and you have a decent drink with a good smoke knowwhatimsayinimsayin Straight tequila is smoothest of all the spirits
wait, weren't you drinking from the same bottle during a live stream several days ago? It was a Japanese rice vodka and I donated money, so I remember...
Indeed, however, my videos are prerecorded in advance, including this one, which was done a little over a month ago now. Appreciate the support man, hope you enjoyed the stream 💪
@@jacobjonesMONEY hmm so your live streams are foreshadows! just another reason to watch \m/
@@jacobjonesMONEY Ah, makes sense. Thanks for clarifying. Your content is authentic - that's why I like it.
You should do a video trying Malort!!!! Chicagos finest lol
Вот так вот люди и спиваются. При этом никаких претензий с моей стороны.
I love this fucking channel
you need to try different countries, serving methods, price ranges, ingredients, etc.
there ARE differences!
I just wonder what was the point in all that jibber at the beginning of this video couldn’t understand none of it
Howler Head next?
A Moose Jaw update....
Jacob, do you have Japanese in your family? I'm wondering if you are part Japanese.
Not at all, standard white American 😂
Sake and the Japanese vodka are both made with rice and because they’re from Japan it might be the same rice
Charcoal filtered cigarettes indeed.
Did UA-cam make you remove your middle name?
You ever been to a liquor store?
You ever been to a Turkish prison?
If you speed up the video it's as if you're on coke too
He takes first drink at 12:40
i don't know if marijuana is legal where you are but that would be a cool review. you could also do paring reviews , how something goes with another thing. love your vid but worrie about you sometimes. Stay healthy : )
U should try vodka bison grass and drink tomato juice while eating something fried good combo