DID THE EMOJI MOVIE HAVE TO BE BAD? - Brain Dump

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  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 7 років тому +8430

    Your version of _The Emoji Movie_ is a million times better than the actual movie.

    • @MrStage74
      @MrStage74 7 років тому +304

      That's because it's basically Inside Out.

    • @technicly.
      @technicly. 7 років тому +98

      lol I paid attention to his version 100x longer than I did at the movie

    • @jinhocheong5114
      @jinhocheong5114 7 років тому +54

      basically how Sing was Zootopia.

    • @krupam0
      @krupam0 7 років тому +32

      1,000,000 x 0 = 0

    • @herbbirb3766
      @herbbirb3766 7 років тому +43

      So sad they delayed popeye the movie for it.

  • @BloopADoop
    @BloopADoop 7 років тому +5762

    That alternate version you made honestly makes me very upset about what we actually got.

    • @m7sn757
      @m7sn757 7 років тому +114

      same

    • @shotojae6007
      @shotojae6007 7 років тому +62

      Bloop-A-Doop shit made me shed a few tears

    • @avabeyva
      @avabeyva 7 років тому +87

      MageBurger Thanks to the emoji movie and the explanation from this video, I definitely have a good idea on how a message can be processed into a good story

    • @masterj3344
      @masterj3344 7 років тому +66

      Now I have two alternate versions to be sad about. This one and Gendy Tartakovsky's Popeye.

    • @RandomRiot
      @RandomRiot 7 років тому +27

      I'm just glad Alex is the type of guy that can express his emotions.

  • @thememe3864
    @thememe3864 5 років тому +6912

    Remember kids this movie was the reason the Popeye movie got cancelled

    • @propppplay
      @propppplay 5 років тому +701

      Why yes, I would rather watch a sailor eat spinach for 1 hour rather than smiley faces trying to understand their emotions.

    • @HypercatZ
      @HypercatZ 5 років тому +160

      Yeah! Like when Sonic SatAM season 2 was cancelled for Power Rangers.

    • @seanbernard4212
      @seanbernard4212 5 років тому +120

      It's actually still in production, they just go through script rewrites and new directors, The Emoji Movie just didn't have much delays

    • @someabominationfromanother3190
      @someabominationfromanother3190 5 років тому +45

      @@seanbernard4212 can you post the link of this info please?

    • @janaekelis
      @janaekelis 5 років тому +22

      Dont remind me

  • @leetlefool7173
    @leetlefool7173 5 років тому +850

    You know, your version of the emoji movie... That would actually be pretty good.

    • @g-max1808
      @g-max1808 4 роки тому +2

      I saw it, and it’s actually good, all the tech in the insides of Alex’s phone

    • @g-max1808
      @g-max1808 4 роки тому

      Not the actual movie? Good

    • @lazyaaron1240
      @lazyaaron1240 4 роки тому +25

      @Cristian Monserrate *blinks twice* are you saying the emoji movie is good, or you just don't agree with max's version of the movies plot and overall message.

    • @monotoneyay9108
      @monotoneyay9108 4 роки тому +13

      Cristian Monserrate
      Please tell me you're being sarcastic

    • @dislike_button33
      @dislike_button33 4 роки тому +4

      @Cristian Monserrate Explain how.

  • @YuhoKeebs
    @YuhoKeebs 5 років тому +4291

    Remember this studio soon made *"Spider-man Into the spider-verse."*

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 5 років тому +291

      With the help of Marvel

    • @Pzbul
      @Pzbul 5 років тому +41

      Wicklit did you really have to say a bad word seriously it makes me think your a raging 9yr old

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 5 років тому +56

      @@Pzbul ?

    • @YuhoKeebs
      @YuhoKeebs 5 років тому +5

      Raxnide yep he is

    • @fgv3357
      @fgv3357 5 років тому +30

      What changed were the director and animators.

  • @redwizard6696
    @redwizard6696 7 років тому +3323

    HotDiggedyDemon should've made the Emoji movie. That concept he said was smart.

    • @MrJerkdude1
      @MrJerkdude1 7 років тому +35

      Yeah but Genndy... Never mind

    • @angstyandproud4875
      @angstyandproud4875 7 років тому +148

      Yeah, Inside Out was great.

    • @UGFluffyTurtle
      @UGFluffyTurtle 7 років тому +153

      inside out was about emotions that come with moving and developing. the concept he gave is the depression that comes from isolation and disassociation. besides they could have tied in his love interest much better with the concept hotdiggedydemon gave as well as the changing emotions and individuality that the emojis wanted. truthfully the concept of nonconformity is overplayed and in a way, ripping our society apart, BUT its what the people want to watch. Not saying individuality is wrong, but when a view rips apart a nation, its a bit much. In the emoji movie i'm pretty sure it basically almost destroys the phone. not sure what kind of message they wanted to subliminally convey...

    • @_skye8660
      @_skye8660 7 років тому +18

      Yeah,he could do an 18 minute almost-animated-film about his concept of the emoji movie.

    • @bigbrainanime9485
      @bigbrainanime9485 7 років тому +42

      But why would the emojis help him stop using his phone?
      You''d think they'd want him to use them as much as possible.
      -I think they should be on a quest to be used more, and they succeed, convincing an Alex who is already unhappy, that starring at his phone and using emojis more will help him not feel that way, only trying to help but also trying to be used more, convincing him that he should express him self through the emojis
      -Then Alex should realize on his own that how this doesn't help him and tell the emojis that he should stop using them for awhile.
      -The emojis get scared that they will never be used and fight with
      Alex. Alex wins and expresses how feels when about using the emojis too much and how they don't help. This makes Alex feel good and more relaxed.
      -Alex realizes that actually expressing how he feels and talking to his could help him in general, and decides to talk to his parents.
      -Before he does the emojis realize all this time the were making Alex's situation worse and making him feel terrible, and lost sight on their purpose to help Alex express him self more. They then cheer Alex on to go talk to his parents
      - Alex now limits his phone and emoji used and lives a happier life for it. and the emojis feel more special when they are used sometimes as opposed to all the time.
      The End

  • @BenjiXAddictX4Ever
    @BenjiXAddictX4Ever 6 років тому +2694

    *Plot Twist:* He knew it was Goofball all along.

    • @ConorDaRobin
      @ConorDaRobin 5 років тому +4

      @BenjiXAddictX4Ever
      No, fuck you.

    • @Paramorem
      @Paramorem 5 років тому +28

      He did look at it for a second or few and would have probably seen it was Goofball calling.

    • @mushtobecontinued
      @mushtobecontinued 5 років тому +6

      BenjiXAddictX4Ever I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE, LITERALLY, EVEN IN CHARMX’S VIDEOS

    • @Crayin
      @Crayin 4 роки тому +1

      @@ConorDaRobin *no, you.*

    • @ConorDaRobin
      @ConorDaRobin 4 роки тому +1

      @@Crayin Don't "no, you.* me, you shitstain.

  • @kawiianimekitty7472
    @kawiianimekitty7472 5 років тому +2532

    Your version of The Emoji Movie is better then the actual movie. I feel like if this was made it wouldn't be that good but it'll still be better then what we got

    • @dyliokhan3946
      @dyliokhan3946 5 років тому +24

      Rawr X3 *Sees profile image*
      *Recognised the artist*
      ... I see you're a man (Or gal) of culture

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 5 років тому +11

      Dyliokhan Rule34 I guess...
      Link?

    • @geopowell5399
      @geopowell5399 4 роки тому +13

      @Cristian Monserrate why

    • @geopowell5399
      @geopowell5399 4 роки тому +9

      @Cristian Monserrate why do you think the emoji movie is better than Max's version

    • @geopowell5399
      @geopowell5399 4 роки тому +11

      @Cristian Monserrate wat do u meen

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 5 років тому +653

    I’m still salty that Sony chose The Emoji Movie over Popeye.
    I mean Popeye might have not been good story wise, but that animation and style was golden.

    • @MrMozzie
      @MrMozzie 3 роки тому +38

      At least Popeye *Had* a story

    • @AggieToons
      @AggieToons 2 роки тому +9

      Poor popeye tho, didn't had a chance for a good movie

    • @AggieToons
      @AggieToons 2 роки тому +1

      @Frogger I mean, I respect your opinion but I don't accept it.

    • @AggieToons
      @AggieToons 2 роки тому

      @Frogger bro, i search for the movie and i just see HATE dude

    • @thecapitalg
      @thecapitalg 2 роки тому +1

      The films storyboard was leaked and was pretty good story wise!

  • @angespice
    @angespice 7 років тому +3717

    Another thing the Legos movie had was that Legos are made to be creative with. You can make any wacky character with a lego, and explain it with "it's lego"
    Remember "SPACESHIP!!"

  • @venomsteele3538
    @venomsteele3538 7 років тому +719

    I think the alternate dimension emoji movie would work better as like a short that teaches people to just down there freaking phone once and a while, other that a full on movie.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 7 років тому +18

      Venom Steele or the emojis just keep sending him cryptic messages that send him out of his house to places he can do good. Or to places where he has to talk face to face with people.

    • @venomsteele3538
      @venomsteele3538 7 років тому

      Yeah maybe

    • @negainsectwhite
      @negainsectwhite 7 років тому

      Exactly

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 7 років тому

      It needs more violence and fight scenes

    • @ltpuppers
      @ltpuppers 7 років тому +2

      True, as powerful as the message may be, it could become quite predictable early on, leaving the film with little room to expand. Writing scenes outside the basic plot would prove to be a struggle.

  • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
    @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 5 років тому +784

    “Screens suck!”
    *proceeds to post on a screen*

    • @policefish3904
      @policefish3904 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah. Thats the joke

    • @lesterthemolester9951
      @lesterthemolester9951 4 роки тому +1

      Dis movie suckz just sayin

    • @g-max1808
      @g-max1808 4 роки тому

      IT DOES NOT!!! The emoji movie is good I’m telling you. So max G should feel ashamed that he thinks it’s bad

    • @lesterthemolester9951
      @lesterthemolester9951 4 роки тому +11

      @@g-max1808 it doez

    • @lexi_wolfie6027
      @lexi_wolfie6027 4 роки тому +4

      @@lesterthemolester9951 He's allowed to have an opinion. I also liked this you little pissant

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 7 років тому +67

    This video is yet another example of how there are no bad ideas. There are only bad executions of those ideas.

  • @foppr8666
    @foppr8666 7 років тому +434

    they should've just made it ironic. Making fun of how ridiculous our smartphone craving and the emojis as result of that are.

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 7 років тому +13

      Foppeh Oh I see.
      So basically exactly what he said in the video

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 7 років тому +7

      +No Future There's a difference between critiqueing something straightfaced like in this video and parodying something and making fun of t in the vien of somethign like shrek.

    • @elijahdavallos6955
      @elijahdavallos6955 7 років тому +3

      They actually did that in the movie but at the same time, defended it. Really weird.

    • @rodney2x48
      @rodney2x48 7 років тому +1

      That would imply the people at Sony thought about this movie for more than 5 seconds before going into production.

    • @foppr8666
      @foppr8666 7 років тому

      thats basically what happened lol

  • @linkrocks01
    @linkrocks01 7 років тому +232

    The Emoji Movie is literally just Foodfight but with technology. Look at all the parrallels! Tons of famous actors as the voices, blatant advertising, fueled by corporate greed, a half baked plot and all met to critical failure. If Foodfight was released today, it would be almost identical to The Emoji Movie.

    • @cradica
      @cradica 7 років тому +2

      Link Rocks Except it’s not as bad

    • @cradica
      @cradica 6 років тому +4

      Link Rocks More Like Norm of the North foodfight That’s a bit too much

    • @litenin1v
      @litenin1v 6 років тому +6

      “Famous actors as the voices”
      Every dreamworks movie ever
      “Fueled by corporate greed”
      All Hollywood movies
      “Half baked story”
      The story of the emoji movie is as half baked as a modern Disney/Illumination movie, foodfight on the other hand is straight up a clusterfuck
      You could have just said they are both bad animated movies. You didn’t have to bullshit out piss-poor parallels to look “smart”.

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 роки тому

      Food fights original plot is better if it wasn't stolen

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 2 роки тому

      Foodfight had a chance at being good or mid but had the world's most unluckiest making, a movie's dev hell

  • @dQw4w9
    @dQw4w9 5 років тому +570

    6:47 Everybody gangsta till the boy starts talking braille

    • @MakeeDoodles
      @MakeeDoodles 4 роки тому +62

      . .. .. . ... .. .. .. ... ... . . .... . .. . . . . .. ..... .. ..
      ( i need fucking help, please help me im
      just a fucking kid )
      .. . . . .. . .. ... . ..... .. .. .. . .. . .. . .... ... .... ... .

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 4 роки тому +6

      @@MakeeDoodles cool

    • @lambertmariano1680
      @lambertmariano1680 4 роки тому +4

      @@MakeeDoodles what is that?, it's definitely not braille because it's not 2x3 dots and it's definitely not Morse because I memorized it and what you wrote doesn't even have any dashes

    • @lespyguy
      @lespyguy 3 роки тому +2

      @@lambertmariano1680 it’s alien language...or a different timelines version of English

    • @owosinpan
      @owosinpan 3 роки тому +2

      @@lambertmariano1680 or maybe instead of dashes he wrote spaces you dum dum

  • @copperduan700
    @copperduan700 6 років тому +144

    2:54 To be honest I would totally sit through an entire movie about flo fighting the Geico lizard in some kind of apocalyptic world where insurance is life or death.

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 7 років тому +577

    "Our research says that a lot of people get diarrhea. So, we should make a movie about diarrhea!" - Hollywood soon

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 7 років тому +6

      Cesar The Salad So one day day PROTAGONISTBOT801 has constipation so living shit nuggets go out to get him laxatives. PRINT IT!

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 років тому +2

      But this piece of shit is different, for he has more than one state of shit matter!

    • @ExtoPlasmOfficial
      @ExtoPlasmOfficial 7 років тому +1

      And thus, the Emoji Movie was made!

    • @phill4562
      @phill4562 7 років тому +5

      starring adam sandler

    • @anonymouslyknown6530
      @anonymouslyknown6530 7 років тому +2

      And Rob Snyder "Sometimes life can be a dump but with these 2 things are going to get a little messy." scoring a grand total of 0/100 on rotten tomatoes Critics saying "this movie is shit" and "dear God WHY?" coming to a theater near you Sep 11 (the second worst thing to happen on that day) Diarrhea the movie.

  • @YasserDaBoi
    @YasserDaBoi 5 років тому +410

    The guy gets the girl because he has a cool emoji
    I don’t care if you got spoiled, what you wanted to watch the movie HAH

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 роки тому +17

      Honestly they did not have any teenage people there when they made that

    • @nathanstarkey743
      @nathanstarkey743 3 роки тому +3

      What?

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 3 роки тому +3

      That has to be the worst resolution in animated films history

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything 3 роки тому

      @@axolotl593 Actually, I'm pretty sure most of the people working on the movie were 14 year old Twitter users that genuinely say tl;dr in real life

    • @cartoonfanatic
      @cartoonfanatic 17 днів тому

      To quote the great Peter Griffin: I just saved you two boobless hours

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 2 роки тому +32

    What’s really cool about your version is that it’s main theme is about communication, and the lack there of with the type of people that would be using emojis
    And the whole purpose of emojis existing in the first place is for simple, basic, surface level communication
    It’s quite genius

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 7 років тому +460

    Nominated for four Razzie Awards, including "Worst Picture". A first for an animated film.
    *EDIT:* It won all four nominations, including "Worst Picture". Another first for an animated film.

    • @Wilybat
      @Wilybat 6 років тому +33

      Ryan Hartwell It's like the Anti-Beauty and the Beast.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 6 років тому +1

      Welp, at least it won something.

    • @Sephus912
      @Sephus912 2 роки тому

      That’s astounding, maybe it’ll finally be as incredible and unforgettable as The Room!

  • @UberDragon
    @UberDragon 7 років тому +181

    Anyone else here most interested about how the max and goofball plot continues? I mean the reviews are cool, but their interaction/relationship is what keeps me hooked the most.

    • @purplebugg
      @purplebugg 7 років тому +6

      Uber Dragon *YES*

    • @BellaExclamationMark
      @BellaExclamationMark 7 років тому +5

      YES I kind of have this theory that Goofball is part of Max, they are the same person, that's why he can't get rid of him.

    • @MrXabungle
      @MrXabungle 7 років тому

      Like that TV series with the hacker?

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 7 років тому

      james turd I'm hoping there's no person shameless enough to it

  • @businessburd2071
    @businessburd2071 7 років тому +765

    this really does speak to me interestingly. I've always believed that with enough heart or care, you can turn any shitty concept or bad movie into something good and fun.

    • @Mayala285
      @Mayala285 7 років тому +5

      huh i never thought of this..... thanks for putting that into mind :D

    • @makethebestoutoflife9948
      @makethebestoutoflife9948 7 років тому +27

      Yeah, you're right. I really like this concept shown in the video, because it would teach kids an important lesson, and the emoji people would be really cute and nice characters, who would be able to keep kids entertained while still talking about somehting meaninful for adults, so a lot of people would enjoy watching it.

    • @KelltheTitan
      @KelltheTitan 7 років тому +26

      Hell, I thought the Angry Birds movie was actually a lot better than it had any right to be. I hated the game, I hated the concept, but the movie was pretty good.

    • @Awsome2464
      @Awsome2464 7 років тому +11

      I find myself thinking about what films like The Room or Foodfight could've done differently to be better films. With enough work put into it, I think those films could actually be as good as the creators wanted.

    • @Bluestoneklutz357
      @Bluestoneklutz357 7 років тому +1

      YOU KNOW WHAT, STARTING TOMORROW I WILL NOT USE MY PHONE AS MUCH I USED TOO 24/7

  • @gdjndvhhvdnjdg5973
    @gdjndvhhvdnjdg5973 5 років тому +80

    6:50
    "...with words"
    But he's talking in Braille

    • @BenTheMeme
      @BenTheMeme 3 роки тому +8

      @@ethandouro4334 Morse code has lines and dots, Braille is just dots

    • @Whipoutdabloxycola
      @Whipoutdabloxycola 8 місяців тому

      ​@@BenTheMemespinning monkey

  • @ColonelMcboot
    @ColonelMcboot 7 років тому +855

    The movie idea you had would never be made because the film wasn't a film, it was an extended advertisement for all the brands in the film, and those brands want you to pick up the phone, not put it down!

    • @benjamingoodman2775
      @benjamingoodman2775 7 років тому +64

      SusanMcboot exactly. To me, the moment the movie turned into an add ruined any semblance of a decent movie.

    • @rustyknuckles1865
      @rustyknuckles1865 7 років тому

      Pretty much

    • @1ard
      @1ard 7 років тому +17

      though i feel his movie Idea isnt perfect because it kind of goes against the general rule of Anthropomorphising inanimate objects. That being, in theory, a Bottle of water would Become angrier at you as you drank its water because you are preventing it from doing what it was made to do... that being to contain water.
      the emojis, in theory, wouldn't want to force their owner to stop using them as this might mean death for all they know. Perhaps they could be antagonistic at first. trying to pull Alex away from his family at first because they want to fulfill there purpose. but once they realize they are harming him than might have a change of heart...
      i think we are thinking more about the emoji movie then they were ....
      all in all id say just about anything would be better then what we got.

    • @DramakilzU
      @DramakilzU 7 років тому +9

      I'd love to see the main character and his friends start to get the message out while avoiding/fighting against the other emojis that don't want them to do that because they lose their purpose. Then the bad emoji's use apps to stop the good guys. The bad emoji's try to comfort the boy with funny/cute videos to no avail, and the parents threaten to confiscate his phone and sell/destroy it. And so the good emojis are racing against the clock to get the boy to talk with his parents to compromise by spending more time interacting with people, lest he lose his phone, the emojis, and any bit of respect he had for his parents all together. And so the theme here is: It's okay to use technology, but going overboard can make you feel empty and disconnected from the world. I'd watch it.

    • @rustyknuckles1865
      @rustyknuckles1865 7 років тому +2

      The problem with the idea is that the better plot would be telling people not to use products/ apps. The companies would never support it and the selling of products. The overall thought would have given less sales and would associate with older audiences rather than the younger. The act although possible and has succeeded in the past would hinder the preferential audience and cause the theme to be less stable. Overall it is somewhat possible to use the other plot but the likely hood of the theme would fall flat without funding.

  • @joshuaingobo1559
    @joshuaingobo1559 7 років тому +1559

    Jacksfilms should see this.

    • @djvskakdgsjxgdoe
      @djvskakdgsjxgdoe 6 років тому +40

      OMG WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

    • @fac3202
      @fac3202 6 років тому +2

      Josh I 160

    • @mikerice868
      @mikerice868 6 років тому +48

      Yeah, Jack'll call him out on his blasphemy against the greatest movie of all time

    • @godzillaboy7824
      @godzillaboy7824 6 років тому +13

      me me big boy

    • @rowanslife123
      @rowanslife123 6 років тому +2

      Josh I saw

  • @Handington
    @Handington 6 років тому +873

    I really love his comprehensive analysis and clever suggestions; an excellent video!

    • @chatimentimminent2841
      @chatimentimminent2841 6 років тому

      His suggestions are dumb though. The goal of the movie is to PROMOTE emojis. This doesn’t promote them at all.

    • @swiftstreak98
      @swiftstreak98 6 років тому +9

      @@chatimentimminent2841 If anything his suggestion would have been better and more entertaining then promoting a dated piece of pop culture

    • @cortexoftheego4568
      @cortexoftheego4568 2 роки тому +1

      @@chatimentimminent2841 I know you said it long time ago, but actually he had right when he said that opinion that isn't constructive is worthless, because it doesn't contain any important informations, but obviouslly we are using simple and short insults what are as dumb and informative as emojis.

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 5 років тому +181

    "I hope you you hated it"
    Aww, he's so self-aware.

  • @Nobody-vh1wt
    @Nobody-vh1wt 6 років тому +2013

    Do you make these by yourself? These are amazing! The amount of work and dedication you put into your videos is incredible!

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 6 років тому +54

      Nobody I’m pretty sure he makes all of these by himself.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 6 років тому +21

      i know he didn’t make the powerpuff one all on his own. he talked about it with some other girl on tumblr and never credited her
      🤷🏼‍♀️ idk it was shitty to do- but i like these brain dumps a lot

    • @NidasGlidas
      @NidasGlidas 6 років тому +7

      never source?

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 6 років тому +10

      @@NidasGlidas sure! in this link she talks about him (but you have to scroll down a bit) www.bugeyedfreaks.com/faq and also the gif at the "bottom line" was really her art /idea neogirlart.tumblr.com/post/150932793863/hotdiggedydemon-bugeyedfreaks-its

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 6 років тому

      You must be new here

  • @yourmom-tr7gq
    @yourmom-tr7gq 7 років тому +416

    Next fall :The Fidget Spinner Movie: Journey of the Spin

    • @thealientree3821
      @thealientree3821 7 років тому +10

      What happened to the Fidget Cube Movie:Beyond Time? This movie is kind of Dr. Who/Rick and Morty esc. It has a time traveling fidget cube that is also able to go to alternate dimensions and alternate universes. Spoilers: The Fidget Cube Time Machine thing malfunctions in the middle of a time travel and it's stuck in the middle of no time.

    • @yourmom-tr7gq
      @yourmom-tr7gq 7 років тому +5

      Jordan Botelho323 dammit. I was looking forward to that movie next spring >:(

    • @demiryumruk1423
      @demiryumruk1423 7 років тому +4

      SONY HAS EARS AND EYES EVERYWHERE! SHUT UP BEFORE THEY REALISE!!!

    • @processedplayer5773
      @processedplayer5773 7 років тому

      England is my city well they're making a minecraft movie si

    • @justinbuddy56
      @justinbuddy56 7 років тому +1

      Still saving my money for the meme movie in 2020

  • @purplemistake991
    @purplemistake991 7 років тому +182

    The time and effort in all of your Brain Dump's are so amazing! Amazing job

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday 7 років тому

      Purple Mistake nightmare fuel....
      Remembering it's starring my soul...

    • @KeijoKango
      @KeijoKango 7 років тому +2

      Definitely more effort than was put into the emoji movie!

    • @purplemistake991
      @purplemistake991 7 років тому

      Sketchy Mane...True... So Very True...

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 7 років тому +1

      Purple Mistake GIVE ME A TREAT!

  • @rabbitinaboot5773
    @rabbitinaboot5773 5 років тому +62

    I agree, his version of the movie is better... but I am still so intrigued by the animation. It looks like claymation, but with animated features. I find it interesting and fun to watch.

  • @alexanderlovelock
    @alexanderlovelock 7 років тому +390

    I just got an emoji movie ad.
    Help.

    • @crimsonninja5937
      @crimsonninja5937 7 років тому +3

      Galaxy Randomness I feel so sorry for you

    • @simpaldom7720
      @simpaldom7720 7 років тому

      Galaxy Randomness ok

    • @despacitoisepic1111
      @despacitoisepic1111 7 років тому +2

      You have witnessed the face of Satan.

    • @Topunito
      @Topunito 7 років тому

      get some help

    • @vqna.
      @vqna. 7 років тому

      Galaxy Randomness onnn Y E E Z Y

  • @GriffintheBased
    @GriffintheBased 5 років тому +200

    “Because if you don’t have the wherewithal to say that, given the opportunity, you could have done better?
    Then you’re no authority on anything, and your opinion is worthless.”
    Possibly the greatest thing I’ve heard on youtube ever.

    • @nicolasg7601
      @nicolasg7601 5 років тому +15

      Matt Griffin I mean, do I have to be a good cook to know when food tastes bad? Or be a composer before I can have an opinion on music? The point is fine in that constructive criticism is incredibly important especially if you’re an official reviewer, but there’s a place for just reactive criticism as well. These are the very people the movie was made for reacting to it, after all.
      And every human being should be able to give an opinion on storytelling, even if they aren’t good storytellers themselves. They’re not the opinions that the storytellers should obsess over, but they should be aware of them.

    • @FabbrizioPlays
      @FabbrizioPlays 5 років тому +20

      There's an important difference between having preferences, and being a critic.
      If you're going to be a *critic*, then yes, you should be able to articulate where the misstep occurred and how it could have been avoided.

    • @nicolasg7601
      @nicolasg7601 5 років тому +14

      Fabbrizio Plays I understand the need for professional critics, but saying that not having the experience or articulation to elaborate on solutions makes your opinion “worthless” is way too far. The movie was made for public consumption - the public’s opinion on it is important. Preferences can inform criticism too, as aggregate human preferences are what define the universal truths about what good storytelling is.
      Most art is made for other humans, and those other humans can validly let you know that your art isn’t working for them without knowing why.

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 4 роки тому +2

      I highly doubt that it’s the greatest thing you ever heard. It sounds pretentious to me. I know many people say things out of ignorance and don’t understand the nuances of things like moviemaking. But if they’re not an expert, their opinion is “worthless”? It must feel good to act above all these knuckledraggers, but I call this “acting like you’re better than everyone else”.

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 4 роки тому +2

      @Ayoub Habou So we can have an opinion but it’s automatically wrong because we’re not an expert in the field? A movie can objectively be good but subjectively bad to some people, but it’s only because they want to be sad, got it.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 7 років тому +116

    Max's version is unexpected, but that's the version i honestly, and seriously wanted to see in Emoji Movie.
    ... But hey! Sony Pictures 'just' loves emoji shit anyway! So who gives a shit although the movie sucked?

    • @captainjurgh8142
      @captainjurgh8142 7 років тому +1

      Comment fixed. Damn i was really edgy back then.

  • @Cleomemeow
    @Cleomemeow 5 років тому +346

    I’m literally watching this on my phone while I’m supposed to be studying
    Oof

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 5 років тому +4

      Did you study in the end?

    • @Cleomemeow
      @Cleomemeow 5 років тому +10

      abandoned by homerlisa
      Nope

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 5 років тому +1

      Did you fail what you were studying for?

    • @Cleomemeow
      @Cleomemeow 5 років тому +5

      abandoned by homerlisa
      Yes and history

    • @Evayasi
      @Evayasi 5 років тому +7

      @@Cleomemeow aww rip man, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME.

  • @alexbaradarvar5796
    @alexbaradarvar5796 7 років тому +362

    He's- he's- ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

  • @SamTheUndying
    @SamTheUndying 7 років тому +170

    The emoji movie was so bad he had to upload a video on it

    • @MrJerkdude1
      @MrJerkdude1 7 років тому +9

      The emoji movie was so bad i started using less emojis when texting my friends

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles79
      @IHateYoutubeHandles79 7 років тому +7

      u were using emojis?

    • @SamTheUndying
      @SamTheUndying 7 років тому +10

      DBK Someone using Emojis? Smh 😒

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 7 років тому +4

      ☠🔥💣🏢🏢✈😂🔫

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 7 років тому +4

      MrJerkdude I only use emoticons, emojis look really really stupid

  • @TheR-DaciousOne
    @TheR-DaciousOne 7 років тому +332

    I think the issue with that concept is that it would encourage kids to not use the technology the movie is trying to promote. It would make a MUCH better movie, maybe even one that would've been better than the Lego Movie, but the corporations behind the title would have to swallow their pride and admit that technology isn't the best thing in the world. As the movie itself is a screen and technology and was made with screens and technology, that would be a weird message to be sending to people.

    • @fandude666
      @fandude666 7 років тому +37

      It won't say technology is bad, just that is was meant to improve our life, not become our escape from it.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 7 років тому +21

      Umm...Not really. In my opinion, the alternate concept seems to be a drummed up "technology has done us wrong" argument that have being strummed up by people who haven't been able or capable of seeing the other argument. In my opinion the film should be a synthesis on the problems and benefits of the use of technology in modern society, looking at past examples of this in history, our situation today, and a look into the future.

    • @nowknowthis
      @nowknowthis 7 років тому +10

      TurnaboutVA that's true but the Lego movie kind of shamed adults who play with legos and take them so seriously. It didn't say adults can't play with Legos but it said these adults shouldn't make it a crazy obsessive hobby. I think the same could be said for this version of the emoji movie.

    • @fandude666
      @fandude666 7 років тому +7

      Ike Okereke I'm pretty sure it's we should put down the distraction and face our problems

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 7 років тому +2

      If the technology distracts you.

  • @marginalbiscuits3962
    @marginalbiscuits3962 5 років тому +137

    Damn he had a better storyline for the movie than the creators themselves

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 7 років тому +38

    I randomly stumbled upon this (which is funny because I've been avoiding Emoji movie junk as much as I can) and it's honestly one of most well crafted reviews I've seen, the part about constructive reviews was by far my favorite, and the style of the video itself is awesome

  • @cheems2227
    @cheems2227 7 років тому +313

    I'm hyped for the car insurance movie

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 7 років тому +27

      spacefan2006 heres the trailer script:
      "In a world, where people dont get theyre cars replaced when they are damaged, a hero named flo can garente that you will, even though you wont anyway"

    • @michellebanaszak1806
      @michellebanaszak1806 6 років тому +2

      Same here man

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 років тому +3

      We had the Geico Cavemen TV show.
      I'm not kidding. That really happened.

    • @dmlppspringtraplover
      @dmlppspringtraplover 6 років тому

      Its has to happen

    • @deyanawoolley8993
      @deyanawoolley8993 6 років тому

      just a weirdo i think animated flo would be cute

  • @senhoritajose
    @senhoritajose 7 років тому +633

    The alternative version of the emoji movie sounds like an edgy version of Inside Out

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 7 років тому +55

      Feels cliché. But works as a quick example

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 7 років тому +50

      But it would definitely be better than what we got, though that isn't saying much

    • @keybladesrus
      @keybladesrus 7 років тому +24

      It'd definitely be a rip-off, but at least it'd be better than the movie that was actually made.

    • @fabioferrario2107
      @fabioferrario2107 7 років тому +29

      keybladesrus it wouldnt be a rip off. Inside out was about change and about growing. This thing that Max is suggesting is about learning to communicate and to learn how to be a person without the need of a phone or any other electronic device.

    • @Saiyagami1
      @Saiyagami1 7 років тому +1

      José Carioca I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that

  • @userofusername4981
    @userofusername4981 5 років тому +108

    "Having seen the emoji movie myself,"
    Aw shit here we go again
    "twice."
    W h a t

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 7 років тому +729

    Candy Crush, didn't that die off in popularity like, years ago?

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 7 років тому +55

      Oh it did, doesn't mean the company isn't trying to shove advertisements for it and it's similar games everywhere.

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 7 років тому +13

      It's ever-so-slightly more relevant than Farmville these days.

    • @LeviChurch
      @LeviChurch 7 років тому +23

      Maybe it did die in popularity but it's the only game my mother plays.

    • @woelke
      @woelke 7 років тому +8

      pretty sure its still the #1 earning app. up there with the Clash junk

    • @realshow689
      @realshow689 7 років тому +9

      Say what you will about the Angry Birds movie. At least they're still making games, and some of them are actually pretty good. Candy Crush is just too simple to really live on. All it's features have been done to death, and there isn't even a story or anything to justify it not technically being dead.

  • @thisisawsome34253212
    @thisisawsome34253212 7 років тому +78

    Critics got destructive towards it because the makers of the Emoji Movie were cynical and money-grubbing. You can't blame them for their anger.

    • @Afgdgdh
      @Afgdgdh 7 років тому +19

      that's not the problem here, what he's saying if you can't offer anything to the table then your opinion is worthless as the emoji movie is universally hated by everyone, just repeatedly saying it's a bad movie gets old really fast if you watched 2-3 reviews on the emoji movie, it also goes with many movies and shows if you can't offer anything to the table that people don't already know then it's worthless, it doesn't add anything, it doesn't create discussions or anything, just something people already knew

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 7 років тому +4

      I'd argue that armchair-quarterbacking, presenting an idea of how the movie could have been better (with the benefit of hindsight, and without the need to actually follow-through and prove it) isn't really worth much either. Personally I don't have much interest in hearing people talk in reviews about how they'd make the movie better, mainly because even if they flesh out the idea, it's still presented in the abstract (which means we can conveniently gloss over the rough spots) and because so much of what makes a movie good comes down to execution.
      I think maybe my favorite recent example is Star Trek Beyond, specifically its "Sabotage" scene. In some respects it's kind of a stupid thing to put in a movie, and it's one of those elements that feels like it doesn't really belong in Star Trek. It's a very "Macross" thing. But personally I thought it was great, and it all comes down to how I was feeling about the movie at that point. Because I was feeling good about the movie, when they threw in this big space battle built on top of a fairly ridiculous gimmick, at that point I was willing to accept it as a fun addition. If I'd gotten to that point feeling like the movie was boring or awful in some way, I would have rejected the scene as another dumb idea in a bad movie, a cheap way to try to win the audience over. The difference has nothing to do with whether the "Sabotage" scene was a good idea, it's all about how well the film is executed, whether it wins over the audience sufficiently that they'll accept a silly scene like that.
      Sometimes a movie really does deserve all the criticism it gets. While this can leave reviews feeling a bit pointless and redundant, the reviewer's job is nevertheless to convey that information effectively.

  • @cornycubedlaser3227
    @cornycubedlaser3227 6 років тому +84

    I KNEW IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT GOOFBALL WASN'T THERE!

  • @whitewizard2867
    @whitewizard2867 5 років тому +26

    hotdiggedydemon: "screens suck"
    Me: shaming myself

  • @theprimegamer7086
    @theprimegamer7086 6 років тому +766

    A movie about car insurance with flo from progressive? I'd watch that

  • @olive1781
    @olive1781 5 років тому +61

    “Hah, what a concept”
    *phone ringing*
    Sony wants to know your location

  • @Red5rainbow
    @Red5rainbow 7 років тому +116

    You just gained a subscriber, that was really good! -sent from my iPhone

  • @crumbskull
    @crumbskull 2 роки тому +9

    this video genuinely changed how i viewed the world. max's interpretation of the emoji movie is what i was going through at the time and this video pointed that out to me and urged me to take it into my own hands.

  • @secretlyamartian96
    @secretlyamartian96 7 років тому +17

    WE MISS YOU MAX!!
    LOVE WHAT YOU DO
    KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK!

  • @EchoTheWorld03
    @EchoTheWorld03 7 років тому +342

    Well...I guess we have to wait for The Fidget Spinner Movie 😑

    • @hallowthepeach
      @hallowthepeach 7 років тому +3

      VideoGameBoy-VGB already made on my channel
      Sorry,you don't have to watch it
      It's just me spinning a fidget spinner to riding spinners in slo mo
      It's a waste of time
      Don't watch it

    • @spaffyhalfling4083
      @spaffyhalfling4083 7 років тому +6

      Don't worry, that's not gonna happen. Nobody owns the patent to those things since the guy who invented it for skateboards didn't care. If someone tried to make a movie, anyone could sell a spinner and make money off of it.
      And if there's one thing companies hate, its helping other companies make money for free.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 7 років тому +2

      I would totally watch a movie of fidget spinner fighters something like beyblade
      Its just plain stupid but probably a better concept of this movie...

    • @SP4RKMGAMES
      @SP4RKMGAMES 7 років тому +5

      VideoGameBoy-VGB there's supposedly going to be a meme movie in 2020. May God have mercy on our souls.

    • @nickymcthicky4871
      @nickymcthicky4871 7 років тому +1

      Sparkmgames I NEED THAT MOVIE TO EXIST

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 7 років тому +503

    That movie was so... _emojinless._

    • @michaelhansen2410
      @michaelhansen2410 7 років тому +11

      PowahSlap Entertainmint Why do I see you in every comment section of every video

    • @juicyjay2169
      @juicyjay2169 7 років тому +8

      PowahSlap Entertainmint how are you everywhere? I swear I saw you on Another video a minute ago.

    • @ewoutverheij4745
      @ewoutverheij4745 7 років тому +1

      PowahSlap Entertainmint get out.

    • @eugeneflamemcswagdaddy695
      @eugeneflamemcswagdaddy695 7 років тому +4

      stop

    • @ophem5533
      @ophem5533 7 років тому

      PowahSlap Entertainmint
      Why do I see you everywhere

  • @IncapableLP
    @IncapableLP 5 років тому +28

    3:23 - And then Lego introduced a whole bunch of sets, that need a SMARTPHONE, because kids love smartphones! *HERP DERP*

  • @forgetmenot37
    @forgetmenot37 6 років тому +289

    6:42
    Me: "I feel so attacked right now"
    Also me: *watching random videos to distract myself from my inevitable death*

    • @shanesands1980
      @shanesands1980 5 років тому +3

      Loser lol

    • @rosemooncrystal3687
      @rosemooncrystal3687 5 років тому +1

      @@shanesands1980 you should be ashamed of yourself

    • @RegularFish2
      @RegularFish2 5 років тому +2

      Shane Sands everything created will be destroyed. Living is the denial of that fact

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 5 років тому +2

      Shane Sands You’ll also be dead, so I dunno what you’re laughing about.

    • @willnyanyan
      @willnyanyan 5 років тому +5

      wow look at all these sensitive people

  • @muff9970
    @muff9970 7 років тому +361

    OH MY GOODNESS HOTDIGGEDYDEMON WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 7 років тому +582

    Y'all realise this may be the last film for Patrick Stewart?
    Shit

  • @Yasuuuuuuuu
    @Yasuuuuuuuu 5 років тому +64

    This movie is the reason delete buttons exist.

  • @DevLunar
    @DevLunar 7 років тому +26

    omg i loved your version of the emoji movie!!
    *SOMEONE MAKE THAT A REAL THING*

    • @artset3052
      @artset3052 7 років тому

      Whelp, nobody here has the budget for that

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians 7 років тому

      Wolfie Moon Pie it is pretty decent :)

  • @yesyesyesyesyes686
    @yesyesyesyesyes686 7 років тому +248

    The one good thing that might have come out of this movie is that it brought you out of your Power Puff cave to finally upload a video

    • @jaytheblockhead7556
      @jaytheblockhead7556 7 років тому +23

      El He was homeless for a little while and had to give up his cats

    • @TheKING1579
      @TheKING1579 7 років тому +6

      It was pretty bad
      He was sad he lost his cats

    • @Maya525
      @Maya525 7 років тому +3

      Cartoon Fluffle wait, is that true? Or is that an inside joke

    • @jaytheblockhead7556
      @jaytheblockhead7556 7 років тому +3

      Maya 525 check his twitter

    • @meatychunk7661
      @meatychunk7661 7 років тому +1

      Jay the Blockhead I just went there and scrolled for 5 mins I didn't really see anything about him being homeless

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 7 років тому +17

    We all love you, Max. This is exactly the kind of thoughtful, considered, intelligent content I always knew you had in you. I think this might be the best Brain Dump Yet. I know things have been hard for you recently, but please don't give up, you have more talent in your little finger than a hundred of these hollow, soulless UA-camrs have in their whole bodies. We all believe in you.

  • @propppplay
    @propppplay 5 років тому +8

    Max G, the only guy who can explain the problem of tech fatigue honestly.

  • @Atma505
    @Atma505 6 років тому +244

    Liking your idea HD, but having a movie emphasizing the importance of putting down your phone every now and again - while also starring emoji characters meant to draw children in and be as relatable as possible sounds - like a wagon getting pulled in two opposite directions

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 6 років тому +2

      Atma505 hmmm good point

    • @Santiago_Nyczka
      @Santiago_Nyczka 6 років тому +28

      I would actually make it about the theme of "Juvenoia". Sure, the possible unhealthiness of extreme cellphone addiction could be contemplated, but I personally believe that something that hasn't been said before, like an actual criticism the intolerance of the previous generation over the more recent technology instead of the direct unilateral condemnation of said technology, that would be far better.
      Let Alex have socialization problems. Let their parents grow in concern, the school authorities grow in concern. Yet, let their lack of understanding of the boy's situation make them immediately target what they see him interacting the most: his phone. And may his phone, and the titular emojis existing within it, serve as a door for Alex to find not, as previously established, simple escapism. Let it be a way for him to reach out, make friends beyond his physical limitations, or learn more about his passions, aptitudes and general knowledge through sites like UA-cam (where many educational channels can be found) or reddit (again, a capital for the spread of ideas).
      For a story, make the confrontation in between his parents, school authorities or less internet-productive people (those jerks who actually use technology for vain and superficial motives) and Alex put him through hell. Let us see that, behind what most may perceive as simple antisocial behavior, hides a sensitive and intelligent teen; one that has his own wide world in the web, where the emojis serve as a sort of a staple of this internet culture, using their traits to infuse messages with meaning, rather than merely replacing words. Inside the phone, let Eugene, as a "Meh" emoji, witness with trepidation the rise of a group of emojis that want to actually become the only carriers of meaning, overtaking written language and reducing the whole wide web to the unintelligible dribble of vanity prominent in most superficial social media. Make Both Alex and Eugene be alienated by those established (the school and parents for Alex, the anthropomorphic established written language for Eugene), leaving to both protagonists embracing the more destructive side of emojis, leading Eugene to overthrow normal words in the phone while Alex simultaneously responds to his alienation by entangling himself in the world of superficial social media.
      The conflict should only be resolved once both sides recognize that while yes, the excessive use of technology can cause harm, the new culture and possibilities of the emojis, a stand-in for the internet as a whole, must be recognized and understood, not vilified and ostracized. The conclusion should be just as much about the "established" coming to understand and embrace the more construcitve side of emojis as Alex and Eugene renouncing their Destructive side.
      I feel, and I dare say reason, that this would be a better movie than simply saying "PUT. YOUR. PHONE. DOWN!", though I recognize that the reductionist message might be easier to digest.

    • @temporarychannelname8620
      @temporarychannelname8620 5 років тому +3

      @@Santiago_Nyczka And as hamfisted and one-sided as his version would be, it would've been relatedable to some kind of audience.

    • @Santiago_Nyczka
      @Santiago_Nyczka 5 років тому +8

      @@temporarychannelname8620
      Oh, yeah, definetly.
      I would still prefer a more balanced version, though.

    • @sinistrecigogne
      @sinistrecigogne 5 років тому +5

      @@Santiago_Nyczka This honestly would feel way less condescendant as a theme than 'put your phone down!!1!!1!', especially since parents are there to say the latter. It would be way more considerate and respectful towards teens who can relare to Alex :3

  • @TheCommanderCrapper
    @TheCommanderCrapper 7 років тому +38

    And they cancelled POPEYE for that. Like he said in the video. Beloved.

    • @loifester
      @loifester 6 років тому +1

      The Commander Crapper well, they were gonna make Popeye have sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap

    • @vidguy2004
      @vidguy2004 4 роки тому

      He didn't even mentioned it.

  • @DanSans
    @DanSans 7 років тому +160

    Can you do a Brain Dump of "Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory"?

    • @JackyEntertainment
      @JackyEntertainment 7 років тому +2

      Yes!

    • @chubbychingle8411
      @chubbychingle8411 7 років тому

      Daniel Santos [SFm] that is actually a good idea

    • @outoffriends4430
      @outoffriends4430 7 років тому +3

      I literally just watched that movie. worst 10 minutes of my life.

    • @cheeseinc2545
      @cheeseinc2545 7 років тому

      It’s a cash grab, but a notable cash grab

    • @sdsd1801
      @sdsd1801 7 років тому +1

      Don't you wish Grandpa Joe was turned into a cabbage?

  • @GoldenMarionette
    @GoldenMarionette 5 місяців тому +1

    omg deconstructing AND constructing something that's SO bad is the best creative advice I've ever heard. I knew max was an analytical genius but GOLLY HE'S SPITTING WISDOM

  • @MegaExo
    @MegaExo 7 років тому +414

    Hotdiggedydemon, I respect you with all my heart, but...
    Are you Gru's son?

    • @HG-mf3wq
      @HG-mf3wq 7 років тому +45

      MegaExo Are you insinuating that Gru is not a respectable character?

    • @wizillustration9723
      @wizillustration9723 7 років тому +10

      MegaExo U V I L S U F F E R T H E W R A T H O F G R U

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 7 років тому +9

      *_H E ' S E L M A C H O_*

    • @unitrobot8061
      @unitrobot8061 7 років тому +18

      *W E A R E G O I N G B A C K T O V I L L A N N Y*

    • @warioexpert
      @warioexpert 7 років тому

      XDDD Take All the Likes

  • @rowanthehuman4403
    @rowanthehuman4403 6 років тому +58

    i love your Godzilla shirt. ive always LOVED Godzilla!

    • @blambo6516
      @blambo6516 5 років тому

      UltimateGodzillaMaster 2003 well that’s pretty harsh

  • @prince_sylex
    @prince_sylex 7 років тому +248

    That is a very powerful message. I am no critic but i take it to heart and be more constructive towards movies i dislike. Thanks

  • @stolenalt
    @stolenalt Рік тому +2

    Your version of the emoji movie is genuine art. You should be a movie maker.

  • @Chrymind
    @Chrymind 7 років тому +119

    Max G.: “This movie is BAD.”
    “But did it have to be?”
    Me:“Yes,because Sony doesn’t know what to do with their lives!!!!!!!”

    • @PhoenixMario
      @PhoenixMario 6 років тому +2

      AlicecJesus they foolishly delayed the pop eye movie with this

    • @aplasticsoldier9130
      @aplasticsoldier9130 6 років тому

      Phoenix Mario ...they cancelled it

    • @PhoenixMario
      @PhoenixMario 6 років тому

      aplastic soldier yes, I'm not too sure but I know that they delayed it

    • @sebasvid2110
      @sebasvid2110 6 років тому +1

      The miles morales movie looks real good

    • @wetfart9813
      @wetfart9813 6 років тому

      AlicecJesus you do realize Sony's not the one who *ACTUALLY* made it right?
      Sony's the one who bought it but they aren't the *ACTUAL* one's who made it

  • @tonygunk8157
    @tonygunk8157 7 років тому +742

    I would honestly watch a movie about Flo from progressive

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 7 років тому +605

    Love this

  • @Amberleen_the_Light_Eevee
    @Amberleen_the_Light_Eevee 5 років тому +29

    I rather watch your version of Emoji Movie than the actual Emoji Movie ❤️ because your version is really close to the "Inside Me" movie, and that movie is brillant. ❤️

  • @genzi78514
    @genzi78514 6 років тому +139

    Aslo, emojis are just tools. I have never feel attached to an emoji or met someone who felt that way. But many of us played with Legos and many of us created characthers, names and stories through them. Or, at least, I did it with my Playmobils...they are just piece of plastic, but I still remember the names I put in some of them (like Captain Dog). There's a conection there...the same feeling I can share with any fictional characther.
    Why I would feel the same for an emoji? A "XD" or a "LOL" or ":(" are just tools I put in the end of the sentence, to avoid ambiguity. I have to use them.
    Another point, is that many young people are tired of hearing that they don't have any interest besides their phones, by older generations. A movie trying to get cash using this mindset, it's offensive as doing a movie about shoes with makeup to get cash from women and homosexuals, or a movie about a chicken and a watermelon trying to get the approve from black community.
    P.D: On internet I have heard better stories than the actual emoji movie. Including yours.

    • @kalli-woo-9488
      @kalli-woo-9488 6 років тому +4

      It is true
      With lego you can create characters and stories while with emojis they are just tools. Also it is annoying being told that you do not have any interest in anything but your phone when you clearly do

    • @1nico997
      @1nico997 6 років тому +1

      🅱️ut c🅰️n leg🅾️s d🅾️ this? 😩👌👌

    • @micromoron3309
      @micromoron3309 6 років тому +2

      I really don't use emotes ever, I do character emotes like "XD" and the only time I do that even is when I say something jokingly in a video game and I don't want to come off as being a complete ass hat. Also what the Lego movie had was actual good writers from before Hollywood became a click-bait community.

    • @swiftstreak98
      @swiftstreak98 6 років тому +1

      @@1nico997 Oh I don't know. Can you type full sentences like a smart person?

    • @1nico997
      @1nico997 6 років тому

      Swift Streak Yes, sir. I can. And since when did you need grammar to comment on a fuckin’ youtube video. Smart ass.

  • @straffehond
    @straffehond 7 років тому +258

    "Nostalgia, ugh". Still you wear a Godzilla shirt, with Lego on your television from like 50 years ago.

    • @poodoodrilldick7757
      @poodoodrilldick7757 7 років тому +7

      Mike Mastectomy and littarly all of his power puff episode

    • @ellarush4075
      @ellarush4075 7 років тому +37

      Pretty sure that's part of the joke.

    • @straffehond
      @straffehond 7 років тому +1

      J. J. Just saying.

    • @mou.2
      @mou.2 7 років тому +30

      Can't you like Godzilla and Lego for reasons other than nostalgia?

    • @straffehond
      @straffehond 7 років тому +10

      I'm not saying I disagree with him, I love hotdiggedydemon. I just noticed it.

  • @wilfre2493
    @wilfre2493 6 років тому +527

    I'm surprised there's no porn of the TV robot female thing

  • @hatgirl638
    @hatgirl638 4 роки тому +6

    did--
    Did hotdiggitydemon just encourage me to not be on my phone?
    i feel *c h a n g e d*

  • @adrin4261
    @adrin4261 5 років тому +53

    I gotta stop watching these before I start questioning life and existence

  • @kamengamer5372
    @kamengamer5372 6 років тому +30

    7:02 ....that's actually a pretty awesome idea. Its creative and would've tapped into not only the psyche of the main character but would also relate to the emojis as well. That's an awesome idea

    • @TrxshMonke
      @TrxshMonke Рік тому

      I wish that was the movie we got

  • @Dill_Pickle1997
    @Dill_Pickle1997 7 років тому +87

    Can we get an independent animator to bring Max’s idea to life?

    • @shawproductions4048
      @shawproductions4048 6 років тому +6

      Versipellis the rogue Changeling
      1- That would get copyrighted if they wanted to make it a legit movie
      2- ...It’s not that good and really would make a better book.

    • @TJ-hg6op
      @TJ-hg6op Рік тому +1

      @@shawproductions4048I know this comment is made 4 years ago, but does anyone really have a copyright to “emojis?” I mean tons of companies use emojis, each are different. Maybe we could have a cinematic multiverse of emojis (that would turn out really great definitely)

    • @vidguy2004
      @vidguy2004 Рік тому

      hhmm.... nnaahh....

  • @8-bitthearcaderobot310
    @8-bitthearcaderobot310 5 років тому +71

    Wait pause 3:48 *SHE'S SO FREAKING CUTE*

  • @favetv8206
    @favetv8206 7 років тому +17

    The Emoji Movie is the nightmare we all feared...

  • @alexi8987
    @alexi8987 7 років тому +268

    It's called inside out max.

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 7 років тому +46

      Shit, you're right. Though I have to say Max's story there was pretty touching regardless.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 7 років тому +13

      Deadpan Lolli If he managed to *accidentally* recreate that without even knowing and STILL managed to make that work, you have quite the special plot in your hands.

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 7 років тому +10

      Rebeca Mallo Inside Out isn't original though.

    • @robertbosch99
      @robertbosch99 7 років тому

      Deadpan Lolli I was exactly thinking that

    • @danmiy12
      @danmiy12 7 років тому

      well if they are going to rip off inside out anyways..might as well go all out except with the cellphone gimmick instead of the inside your head gimmick...there are so many things they coulda done that inside couldnt cause it was inside the phone
      and even a close to carbon copy of inside would be 100x better then what we got which is saying a lot about how bad it is...

  • @backseatslidepuzzle
    @backseatslidepuzzle 7 років тому +341

    I think i still had my babyteeth when you last put up a vid.

    • @mememage6483
      @mememage6483 7 років тому +2

      PyroManiacProductions Productions how do you know

    • @benadryl8180
      @benadryl8180 7 років тому +2

      Meme Mage twitter

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 7 років тому +3

      I think he still is.

    • @onyxiaw9907
      @onyxiaw9907 7 років тому +4

      Hardy har har very funny

    • @doglilerordogliver8590
      @doglilerordogliver8590 7 років тому +5

      Derp Derpson 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘😗😙😚☺🙂🤗😇🤔😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐😯😴😪😫😌🤓😛😜😝🙁😒😓😔😕😖🙃😷🤒🤕🤑😲😞😟😤😢😭😦😧😨😩😬😰😱😳😵😡😠☻☹👿😈👹👺💀👻👽👾🤖💩😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🙈🙉🙊👦👧👨👩👴👵👶👱👮👲👳👷👸💂🕵🎅👼👯💆💇👰🙍🙎🙅🙆💁🙋🙇🙌🙏🗣👤👥💃🕴👫👬👭💏💑👪💪👈👉☝👆🖕👇✌🖖🤘🖑🖐✊✋👊👌👍👎🖒🖓👋👏👐💅🖎✍👂👃👣👀👁👅👄💋💘❤💓💔💕💖💗💙💚💛💜💝💞💟❣💌💤💢💣💥💦💨💫💬🗨🗯💭🕳👓🕶👔👕👖👗👘👙👚👛👜👝🛍🎒👞👟👠👡👢👑👒🎩🎓💄💍💎📿🔇🔈🔉🔊🕨🕩🕪📢📣📯🔔🕭🔕🎼🎵🎶♩🎙🎚🎛🎤🎧🎷🎸🎹🎺🎻📻📱📲☎☎☏📞📟📠🔋🔌💻🖥🖨⌨🖱🖲💽💾💿📀🎥🎬📽📺📷📸📹📼🔍🔎🔬🔭📡🕯💡🕎🔦🏮📔📕📖📗📘📙📚📓📒📃📜📄📰🗞📑🔖💰💴💵💶💷💸💳💹✉📧📨📩📤📥📦🗜📫📪📬📭📮🗳✏✒🖋🖊🖌🖍📝💼📁📂🗂📅📆🗒🗓📇📈📉📊📋📌📍📎🖇📏📐✂🗃🗄🗑🔒🔓🔏🔐🔑🗝🔨🛠🔧🔩⛏🔗💉💊🗡🔪🔫🛡🏹🗿🛢🔮⚗🐵🐒🐶🐕🐩🐺🐱🐈🦁🐯🐅🐆🐴🐎🦄🐮🐂🐃🐄🐷🐖🐗🐽🐏🐑🐐🐪🐫🐘🐭🐁🐀🐹🐰🐇🐿🐻🐨🐼🐾🦃🐔🐓🐣🐤🐥🐦🐧🕊🐸🐊🐢🐍🐲🐉🐳🐋🐬🐟🐠🐡🐙🐚🦀🐌🐛🐜🐝🐞🕷🕸🦂💐🌸💮🏵🌹🌺🌻🌼🌷⚘🌱🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿☘🍀🍁🍂🍃🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🍅🍆🌽🌶🍄🌰🍞🧀🍖🍗🍔🍟🍕🌭🌮🌯🍿🍲🍱🍘🍙🍚🍜🍛🍝🍠🍢🍣🍤🍥🍡🍦🍨🍧🍩🍪🎂🍰🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍼☕🍵🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🍽🍴🍳🏺⚱🌍🌎🌏🌐🗺🏔🌋🗻🏕🏖🏜🏝⛱🏞🏟🏛🏗🏘🏙🏚🏠🏡⛪🕋🕌🏢🏣🏤🏥🏦🏧🏨🏩🏪🏫🏬🏭🏯🏰💒🕍🗼🗽🗾⛺🌁🌃🌄🌅🌆🌇🌉⛼🌌🎠🎡🎢💈🎪🎭🖼🎨🎰🚂🚃🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚌🚍🚎🚏🚐🚑🚒🚡🚟🚠🚓🚔🚕🚖🚗🚘🚙🚚🚛⛟🚜⛽🛣🛤🚨🚥🚦🚧⚓⛵🛳🛥⛴🚢✈🛩🛫🛬🚀💺🚁🛰🛎🚪🛌🛏🛋⚰🚿🛀🛁⌛⏳⌚⏰🕰⏱⏲🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌙🌚🌛🌜🌡☀☉🌝🌞⭐🌟☄🌠⛆☇☈⛈☁⛅🌣🌤🌥🌦🌧🌨🌩🌪🌫🌬⛄⛇☃🌂☂☔❄💧🌊🔥🎃⚡🌀🌈🎄🎆🎇❇✨🎈🎉🎊🎋🎍🎎🎏🎐🎑🎀🎁🎖🎗🎞🎟🎫🏷⚽⚾🏀🏈🏉🎾🎱🎳⛳🏌🎣🎽🎿🏃🏂⛷🏄🏇🏊🏋⛹⛸🏎🏍🏅🏆🏏🏐🏑🏒🏓🏸🎯🎮🕹🎲♠♥♦♣🃏🀄🎴🏁🏳🏴🚩🚶🚮🚰♿🚹🚺🚻🚼🚽🚾🛂🛃🛄🛅🚣🚤🚲🚴🚵🚸⛔🚬🚫🛇🚳🚭🚯🚱🚷⛌⛍⛐⛑⛒⛓⛕⛖⛗⛘⛙⛚⛛⛜⛝⛞⛠⛡⛶⚠☠☡☢☣⬆↗➡↘⬇↙⬅↖↕↔↩↪⤴⤵🔃🔄🔙🔚🔛🔜🔝ℹⓂ▫◾◽◼◻⬛⬜🔶🔷🔸🔹🔼🔽🔺🔻💠🔘🔲🔳⚬⚪⚫🔴🔵⭕♨📛🔰📵📳📴💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔞🔱✅✔☐☑☒✖❌❎➕➖➗⁉❓❔❕❗〰➰➿⛿⚐⚑⛤⛥⛦⛧✡🛆🕀🕁🕂🕃🕄🕆🕇🕉⛀⛁⛂⛃⛉⛊☖☗⚆⚇⚈⚉♚♛♜♝♞♟♔♕♖♗♘♙☚☛☜☞☟♪♫♬♭♮♯⚊⚋⚌⚍⚎⚏☰☱☲☳☴☵☶☷♺♻♼♽♲♳♴♵♶♷♸♹🔀🔁🔂▶⏩⏭⏯◀⏪⏮⏫⏬⏸⏹⏺⏏⚛⚲⚿⛣⛨⛩⛫⛬⛭⛮☸⛯⚙⛰⛻☍⚒⚔⚖♰♱🛐✴✳🔯⛎♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⚳⚴⚵⚶⚷⚸⚹⚺⚻⚼⛋⛢☊☋☌☿⚜⚝☽☾♃♄♅♆♇⚕⚚💲💱〽🔅🔆☬☭☮☯☼⚞⚟☫☤☥☦☧☨☩🎦🔠🔡🔢🔣🔤🅰🆎🅱oneless 🆑🆒🆓🆔🆕🆖🅾🆗🅿🆘🆙🆚🈁🈂🈷🈶🈯🉐🈹🈚🈲🉑🈸🈴🈳㊗㊙🈺🈵📶♀⚢♂⚣⚦♁⚤⚥⚧⚨⚩⚭⚮⚯☙⚀⚁⚂⚃⚄⚅♾⛾🔟⚅⚄⚃⚂⚁⚀☙⚯⚮⚭⚩⚨⚧⚥⚤♁⚦⚣♂⚢♀📶🈵🈺㊙㊗🈳
      Please help me I actually spent time on this

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 роки тому +8

    I remember seeing this film in the theater with a friend, and I was just cracking up at the last 20 minutes because I couldn’t believe it was still going.

  • @randomdudeyoumightlike9912
    @randomdudeyoumightlike9912 6 років тому +144

    “Man, screens suck!”
    You’re on a screen...

    • @truevillain8469
      @truevillain8469 6 років тому +18

      r/whoosh

    • @IWANT94
      @IWANT94 5 років тому

      yes, we all suck

    • @anguish.
      @anguish. 5 років тому

      Random Dude You Might Like awsome you do sticknodes to?

  • @TGtornadoe
    @TGtornadoe 7 років тому +77

    What you said about criticism really got to me. A lot of people will just drop hate on something, but it takes a lot more to get down on your knees, look that crap right in the eye and say "Let me show you what you did wrong so you can do better next time"

    • @bignuts3430
      @bignuts3430 7 років тому +1

      Mr. 283 While that is a good remark on criticism, I although think that if they went to see it using money, taken valuable time out of their day to go see this. It's perfectly fine in my eyes for them to shit all over it, although their criticism isn't as effective as constructive criticism because it's just hate and nothing more, although that doesn't mean their opinion is obselete.

    • @TGtornadoe
      @TGtornadoe 7 років тому +1

      Joel Mortimer That's true for people who did pay to see it, they're not obligated to say anything good about it. I myself have seen a good amount of bad movies that I think could have been better, but I'm no critic and have no training in film so my opinion could be taken as worthless and any time spent arguing that fact is just more time I must spend thinking back to an unpleasant experience.

  • @theyin-yang5801
    @theyin-yang5801 7 років тому +173

    4:16 *to create*

    • @snughug1181
      @snughug1181 6 років тому +12

      Yes to create the best creation to exist...
      Just a mountain.
      A tiny tiny mountain

    • @gatchaturd5490
      @gatchaturd5490 6 років тому +10

      *ᑕᒪIᑕK*

    • @latoyajohnson1162
      @latoyajohnson1162 6 років тому +4

      the yin-yang *ᑕᒪIᑕK* *To Create*

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 6 років тому +2

      ᑌᑎIᑫᑌE GᗩTᑕᕼᗩ
      How did you do that??

  • @KC-zi7pw
    @KC-zi7pw 5 років тому +28

    If this version of The Emoji Movie was made, it would be every boomer's favorite movie of all time.

  • @hyperlinkblocked1775
    @hyperlinkblocked1775 7 років тому +414

    I watched this on my phone

  • @ultralurker7579
    @ultralurker7579 6 років тому +72

    i know the emoji movies pitch: inside out... but inside your phone!

  • @marshyhmr7766
    @marshyhmr7766 5 років тому +392

    Or it’s a ripoff of the LEGO movie and wreck it Ralph, and inside out

    • @pixel1358
      @pixel1358 5 років тому +1

      @@devionsampson7055 The video...

    • @lilpercy1124
      @lilpercy1124 5 років тому +25

      Just because it has a similar concept doesn't mean it's ripoff, that's like saying that all christmas movies are ripoffs.

    • @smg4reblooperd182
      @smg4reblooperd182 4 роки тому +2

      Toy story says laughs at you

    • @ashertlloyd8234
      @ashertlloyd8234 4 роки тому +1

      Wait how inside out?

    • @maxanderson3733
      @maxanderson3733 4 роки тому +2

      @@lilpercy1124 right?! It was bad but not THAT bad

  • @alex99x99x
    @alex99x99x 3 роки тому +6

    Sony: “well shit, that didn’t go well, uhh let’s make a good Spider-Man movie, that will fix our reputation.

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 7 років тому +32

    oh god... i feel like a progressive movie with flo as the main character might actually be imminent

    • @themightypancake5695
      @themightypancake5695 7 років тому +4

      Let's just hope that egotistical and arrogant box guy doesn't show up. I really don't like him

    • @skirdus367
      @skirdus367 7 років тому +1

      TheMightyPancake he'll be the quirky side character

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury 7 років тому +2

      Basic premise that I came up with just now: Movie starts off with Flo having a great time working for Progressive and is clearly everyone's favorite employee. Then she gets fired out of nowhere because the box guy is taking her place. The CEO says focus groups don't like optimistic happy-go-lucky mascots anymore; they want sarcastic cartoon characters. Flo goes home all depressed and at the next family dinner (with all the other characters she's played so far) her relatives convince her that it's not so bad, she needs to find something else that makes her happy. Flo tries out different jobs and none of them make her happy, in fact she gets fired from all of them after wacky hijinks. Meanwhile Jamie (whathisname, her assistant dude) discovers that the box guy has a devious plan to run Progressive into the ground and run off with all the money. He goes on a quest to bring back Flo before any of the plans succeed. Jamie eventually finds Flo hanging out at a resort trying to replace her happiness with tropical drinks and gambling (she likes pulling levers and pushing buttons, ok?). Jamie talks her into realizing she's the best at making everyone's day better and helping them save money for more important things. They get back to the Progressive HQ in time for Flo to use her optimism and people skills to stop the box guy from ruining Progressive. Possibly those two guys in gray suits help her with the legal stuff. Box guy goes to jail and everyone lives happily ever after.

    • @HyperMotionDX
      @HyperMotionDX 2 роки тому

      @@thirteenfury ight

  • @isaiahwilliams2642
    @isaiahwilliams2642 7 років тому +12

    I always respect someone who gives constructive criticism.

  • @capy197
    @capy197 7 років тому +205

    Nothing will be better than fantastic mr fox

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 років тому +3

      Zootopia....
      But yes, Fantastic Mr Fox is THE best Wes Anderson film by a mile.

    • @i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637
      @i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e637 7 років тому +3

      Zootopia?

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 7 років тому +1

      D0Ge well thank yoy

    • @loopyloon5401
      @loopyloon5401 7 років тому +8

      Zootopia was race-baiting garbage marketed to degenerates.

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 7 років тому +3

      i_s_u-c_l_o_n_e Fantastic Mr Fox was easily better than Zootopia. How about The Plague Dogs?

  • @xtaniwhax9655
    @xtaniwhax9655 5 років тому +4

    Cousin: why are your texts so bland of color😂😂😂
    Me:....