A Fighter Jet Says Hi | Quick D

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 6 років тому +17918

    I'm not worthy. You are incredible.... you are the one true D.

    • @AmiYamato
      @AmiYamato 6 років тому +969

      You were hilarious, Destin!

    • @kahless1984
      @kahless1984 6 років тому +127

      This was great!

    • @taqu
      @taqu 6 років тому +152

      I loved the impression!

    • @5amJones
      @5amJones 6 років тому +62

      Disillusion..........AWAAAAAAAAAY!

    • @MoeAji
      @MoeAji 6 років тому +279

      "love with your brain and not your heart"

  • @OuchMyHooves
    @OuchMyHooves 5 років тому +5111

    "His report is a work of art... which I'll take into consideration."
    Literally every teacher though.

    • @James-xv8hh
      @James-xv8hh 5 років тому +22

      When I.was reading this it came

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 5 років тому +11

      @@James-xv8hh Same lol

    • @DELUXPLUS1
      @DELUXPLUS1 4 роки тому +4

      @@James-xv8hh bruh wtf same

    • @Varksterable
      @Varksterable 4 роки тому +19

      Sometimes, unfortunately, it's more like; "his report is a work of art, but totally irrelevant."

    • @somerandomhungarianguy1961
      @somerandomhungarianguy1961 4 роки тому +1

      The shutter is the same as the wings flapping dummy

  • @NoWhereToRun22
    @NoWhereToRun22 6 років тому +4239

    The fact that this is a "quick" video but still maintains the same superb level of quality and detail is amazing.

    • @MundoVideolog
      @MundoVideolog 6 років тому +1

      came here to say the same

    • @jakistam1000
      @jakistam1000 5 років тому +7

      That's because in those few full ~10-15 min videos of him that I saw he only took about 5 minutes for actual debunking - same as this one. His debunks ARE good, they just normally are overtaken by irrelevant stuff (in those videos I saw).

    • @vPMFreshPrince
      @vPMFreshPrince 5 років тому +1

      Yeah man Same thing as Built to Last of the 50s and before when Ur goal isnt money shit becomes beautiful.

    • @maxwelledison6538
      @maxwelledison6538 4 роки тому +1

      Every single UA-camr to a larger channel they are friends to: "I'll give you some exposure."

    • @paolovallejo5500
      @paolovallejo5500 2 роки тому +5

      @@jakistam1000 it's not irrelevant, it's part of the experience, jesus

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 5 років тому +2469

    I found it really funny that Captain D. also increased the pilot's "general experience" level as well on the bar graph.

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 4 роки тому +67

      I mean, in-house nerds usually have very little general experience of outdoor stuff!

    • @ftwgaming0
      @ftwgaming0 4 роки тому +37

      @Pumlz like how to breathe under 5g acceleration

    • @simoneangeliquemaloney3990
      @simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 роки тому +1

      This review has 666 likes.

    • @tapferer1kater34
      @tapferer1kater34 2 роки тому +1

      I like your profile picture.

  • @4Bakers
    @4Bakers 3 роки тому +305

    4:27 I love how hard of a time Destin is having keeping a straight face here.

    • @kayyayeare
      @kayyayeare Рік тому +20

      he isnt there in the next scene too so its very much possible that he burst into laughter while recording and captain d just worked around that

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells 5 років тому +14313

    it's obvioulsy fake how does it just glide without even flapping its wings

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 5 років тому +252

      I know right?

    • @blufakenotreal4168
      @blufakenotreal4168 5 років тому +287

      _but DaT aIn’T hOw PlAnEs WoRk_

    • @helloq5051
      @helloq5051 5 років тому +61

      r/whooosh

    • @hellszhells
      @hellszhells 5 років тому +582

      @@helloq5051
      Let's see
      r/ihavereddit
      r/itswooooshwith4os
      r/woooosh
      r/facepalm
      There's so many to choose from

    • @unarmedblackguy
      @unarmedblackguy 5 років тому +173

      @@helloq5051 yeah this isn't reddit.

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 6 років тому +314

    "Love with your brain, not your heart." Great words to live by, thanks Captain D.

    • @BitcoinMotorist
      @BitcoinMotorist 6 років тому +11

      Ha! Or was it "Love with your heart, use your brain for most other things"?

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 6 років тому +1

      Nah, I think it was Use your brain to love but not your heart

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 6 років тому +15

      It was "love your brain, and not your heart".

    • @pvgaming8243
      @pvgaming8243 6 років тому +20

      It's brain with your heart. Use your heart for brain.

    • @gildarocha
      @gildarocha 6 років тому

      Kcir Tap :D :D

  • @error-42
    @error-42 4 роки тому +2854

    Captain Disillusion: What if we're a hypothetical person who doesn't know anything?
    Continues with analysis of focal length.

    • @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
      @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 4 роки тому +52

      Hypothetical person that doesn't know anything but can use google. You know there is more to the internet except porn, social media and youtube right?
      Jokes aside though, yea, it would take a reasonable amount of education to be able to ask the right questions, without which google is not much use. That's the kinda shit schools need to be teaching nowadays.

    • @sportingvoodoo3126
      @sportingvoodoo3126 4 роки тому +93

      @@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 Did you really just use this completely unrelated comment to rant about the modern school system?... Nice.

    • @Mr_Doon
      @Mr_Doon 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah he kinda dropped the ball with that, I think he meant a person with no common sense, not a knowledgeless prison.

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale 4 роки тому

      SV Chineel, Junk-Rigged Schooner Sailing Yes and you cant write if you dont know anything

    • @BrandonOttosen
      @BrandonOttosen 4 роки тому

      i read this comment while he was saying it. lol

  • @AmiYamato
    @AmiYamato 6 років тому +5017

    Destin trying not to laugh 😂

    • @SGresponse
      @SGresponse 6 років тому +100

      ... and failing.

    • @Lord_James
      @Lord_James 6 років тому +7

      666th like, oh no!

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 6 років тому +20

      Ami, Dustin, so many famous UA-camrs in comments:)

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 6 років тому +1

      1000th like from me. Feels good.

    • @multiapples6215
      @multiapples6215 6 років тому +11

      love with your brain and not with your heart

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 років тому +1592

    I’ve been watching this channel for a long time but I cannot stop being amazed by its quality. Truly incredible channel, one of the best on UA-cam.

    • @MajorCinnamonBuns
      @MajorCinnamonBuns 6 років тому +12

      I've been subbed for *years*, he's finally getting the recognition he deserves. Holy shit, I just realized that TAM 6 was a decade ago... Crazy.

    • @KerryBuchanan
      @KerryBuchanan 6 років тому

      Cities & Skyscrapers I agree 100%!

    • @josiahbosse8715
      @josiahbosse8715 6 років тому

      Cities & Skyscrapers Finally, a nice comment!

    • @vincents.1653
      @vincents.1653 6 років тому

      And he’s still not hit 1 mil subs...I feel so sad

    • @SoapSoapCrayon
      @SoapSoapCrayon 6 років тому

      Quickly approaching though!

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 6 років тому +3265

    Lmao I love that you used Tom Scott for "the average nerd"

    • @esha5046
      @esha5046 5 років тому +51

      ikr, i miss his and matt’s park bench videos :(

    • @ZoeSoutter
      @ZoeSoutter 5 років тому +56

      Tom Scott is far beyond your "average" nerd

    • @RafidW9
      @RafidW9 5 років тому +29

      @@ZoeSoutter that's the joke dumdum

    • @ZoeSoutter
      @ZoeSoutter 5 років тому +6

      @mujtabaI rafid Abraham know, and that's why I said it

    • @Pedrterra
      @Pedrterra 5 років тому +1

      @@esha5046 yeah, they were awesome. still watch some of them, sometimes...

  • @DodaGarcia
    @DodaGarcia 4 роки тому +548

    Sometimes I can’t believe how detailed Captain’s shots are. Just noticed that in the bar graph from the beginning, when the bars shoot up you can then see some debris falling as they presumably broke the ceiling. Astounding.

    • @number_8903
      @number_8903 4 роки тому +31

      This is the problem with captain's videos. It is TOO detailed that we need a full list of extra things to look in the video which any typical viewer might have missed. But it is very impressive when you do notice these things yourself

    • @GPEtana
      @GPEtana 3 роки тому +6

      @@RandomNameLastName811 Kek u mad bro? 😂😂L0l0l0l0 💀🤣🤣

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 роки тому

      I noticed how the communication thing forces a connection, lol that has to be illegal

    • @mohamedfatahi6813
      @mohamedfatahi6813 3 роки тому +1

      He didn't have to do it. But he went and did it anyways.

    • @mattyb9991
      @mattyb9991 3 роки тому +1

      @@RandomNameLastName811 you sound sad bro

  • @camilogarrido6899
    @camilogarrido6899 5 років тому +2659

    LOVE WITH YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR HEART

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 5 років тому +55

      This legit cracks me up everytime I watch this bit XD

    • @nerf5404
      @nerf5404 5 років тому +8

      Sqwak 7500 ur self then ur not alone :D google it if u dont understand

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 5 років тому +8

      @@nerf5404
      75 - Guy with a knife.
      76 - My radio needs fix.
      77 - I'm falling from Heaven.
      Can't remember how long ago I learnt it :-) Hear it once, sticks forever :-)

    • @mrc14_2
      @mrc14_2 5 років тому +12

      Use your heart for everything else

    • @KHANAS1F
      @KHANAS1F 5 років тому +16

      And use flex tape for everything else.

  • @justsomeguy8385
    @justsomeguy8385 5 років тому +1349

    "YOU.....saw that?"
    That had me dying

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +5

      FUCCING NORMIES...
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 5 років тому +24

      "That's completely different! That was for comedy, and satire, I was in character(...)"

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 5 років тому

      Sadly it failed.

    • @samuelallen6494
      @samuelallen6494 4 роки тому

      your icon isn't from Skullgirls do you like the game?

  • @williamb5725
    @williamb5725 4 роки тому +107

    I just noticed that Captain added a reflection in the “window” of the jet - the level of attention to detail will continue to astound me for as long as Captain D is around

  • @U014B
    @U014B 5 років тому +92

    "Don't shoot, I'm complying!"
    Famous last words.

  • @echtel1293
    @echtel1293 6 років тому +58

    Love how Cap D basically flexed at the end at how he can make similar but way better video than these viral clips

    • @Thedamped
      @Thedamped 6 років тому +6

      I think he does this every time.

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 6 років тому +618

    "DONT SHOOT IM COMPLYING"
    "ARE YOU REACHING FOR A *FIREARM*?"

    • @NR-rg5it
      @NR-rg5it 5 років тому +34

      "NO, NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
      "WELL YOU BETTER HAVE A PERMISSION FOR NOT HAVING ONE"

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 роки тому +3

      @Pit Gaming
      *BUT THAT PLANE ISN’T BRITISH!!!*

    • @jeffbayzosisrich4265
      @jeffbayzosisrich4265 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t know what this conversation is about

    • @TyTyproductions
      @TyTyproductions 4 роки тому

      **fire arm*

    • @MaestroAlvis
      @MaestroAlvis 4 роки тому +1

      I always have a gun in the glove compartment of my jet. It's just being responsible.

  • @KaliTakumi
    @KaliTakumi 6 років тому +543

    How kind of you to give Destin some exposure
    I'm sure his channel will blow up soon

  • @hotsauceman976
    @hotsauceman976 4 роки тому +81

    The plane looks like one of those animations you’d find in a low budget bollywood film

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah but the high budget recent stuff is amazing.
      Like a shield formation thrown by a catapult.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +2

      That's pointing out the sophistication level of the people who were fooled by it too... LOL

  • @Ponk_80
    @Ponk_80 6 років тому +547

    Another amazing video :) I’m so glad you are willing to put all this work into making these videos, it’s an enjoyment to watch every time :) thank you Captain D :)

    • @Zekerets
      @Zekerets 6 років тому +1

      Ponk 80 how can a channel with such high quality videos have only 700k subscribers. Most underrated channel on youtube.

  • @chikangeng5340
    @chikangeng5340 6 років тому +116

    Marvel : ‘infinity war was the most ambitious crossover’
    Me :

    • @ashnbryan1
      @ashnbryan1 6 років тому

      Jikaing Eng good crossover

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 6 років тому +896

    My god! I cracked up at Destin's *"love with your brain and.. not your heart?!"* HAHAHAHAHHA
    THIS CHANNEL IS AWESOME!

    • @mattcelder
      @mattcelder 6 років тому +11

      Pesterenan I rewatched that part like 3 times 😂😂😂 the hand movements!

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 6 років тому +2

      I read this as it happened in the video

    • @GeahkBurchill
      @GeahkBurchill 6 років тому +12

      Pesterenan the funny thing is, Destin is RIGHT! Scientifically, the heart pumps blood. The brain produces the chemicals of love.

    • @KoyalAlkor
      @KoyalAlkor 6 років тому +1

      But a lot of hormones and neurotransmitters aren't produced or regulated in the brain, so while the brain does a lot of loving, your whole body plays a part! It is full body love! Well... maybe not your hair...

    • @HighTechPictures
      @HighTechPictures 6 років тому +2

      What was the video that he makes fun of Smarter Every Day?

  • @smithyMcjoe
    @smithyMcjoe 2 роки тому +59

    Destin trying his hardest not to laugh was brilliant. Dude is so damn happy!

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 6 років тому +101

    Captain, i love you with my brain

  • @Victory4x4
    @Victory4x4 6 років тому +197

    Loved the laid back feel and flow of this one! Awesome job D and Destin 🤘

  • @ImKibitz
    @ImKibitz 6 років тому +285

    6:25 he even curved his reflection in the cockpit glass. WOW.

    • @smartereveryday
      @smartereveryday 6 років тому +40

      ImKibitz which means he setup a second camera??

    • @ImKibitz
      @ImKibitz 6 років тому +46

      YES IT'S GROUNDBREAKING, GIVE THE MAN A MEDAL haha!
      Naw, I'm just appreciating his attention to detail. I'd presume 99% of UA-camrs would cut out the original guy and edit the background then call it a day. It's just refreshing to see someone go that extra step to make it perfect.

    • @musaran2
      @musaran2 6 років тому +10

      We have learned to expect no less from him.

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 6 років тому +12

      The Captain is nothing if not thorough. Even for background details that most viewers probably won't notice. Especially those.

    • @Lordidude
      @Lordidude 6 років тому

      How amazing! Didn't even notice.

  • @doodelbopgames
    @doodelbopgames 5 років тому +1194

    i searched "captain silver guy" because i forgot his channel name and he came up

    • @worldmapping4895
      @worldmapping4895 4 роки тому +21

      lmao

    • @tankayman9319
      @tankayman9319 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @EthanBurke-h6z
      @EthanBurke-h6z 4 роки тому +47

      Did you also forget how to spell captain lol

    • @crystalnep4908
      @crystalnep4908 4 роки тому +25

      @@EthanBurke-h6z maybe he was making a pun. though it definitely wasn't worth gold

    • @Godishus
      @Godishus 4 роки тому +16

      I basically never bother checking what I type in Google. Speed over accuracy there!
      "captn slivr guy" -> Did you mean "captain silver guy"
      Why yes, of course, thank you :)

  • @sreynolds1
    @sreynolds1 6 років тому +92

    Damn he just gets better and better. The presentation is outstanding as always and I'm especially impressed with how great the writing and actors (all of them) are. Every aspect of Captain's videos is top notch and just really well put together..

  • @JETZcorp
    @JETZcorp 5 років тому +650

    Your version at the end was much better, but you did miss one big thing: angle of attack. We don't know the speed the prop plane in the video is going, but it is pretty small and dinky so I would imagine it's doing 150 knots, give or take a bit. A Hornet lands at a speed well within the margin of error of that guess. That's full flaps down, nose pointed up, plane going down. So going back to your model, you'll want to give that bad boy full flaps as well, and kick the nose up a few degrees. Not only is it more accurate, but it looks cooler too because it visually says, "I have to work hard to go as slow as this POS you're flying." Your clip looks more like 350 knot handling, which is the Hornet's happy place but probably not good for the recycled coke cans the GoPro is mounted to.
    Obviously fall into the jet nerd category. Just discovered this channel today and loving it!

    • @TonyBabarino
      @TonyBabarino 5 років тому +54

      "I have to work hard to go as slow as this POS you're flying." LOL!!! Loved this one! Well said! Funny!! :)

    • @HeraldandGerald
      @HeraldandGerald 4 роки тому +32

      Can't speak for the Hornet, but Super Hornets have massive flight surfaces that allow them incredible maneuverability at insanely low speeds. When I was stationed in Lemoore, squadrons would practice air show routines occasionally and they would pull a move called "walking the dog." Nose up, flaps out , throttle at the right position and that plane would move so slow, you could swear it was about to drop out of the sky. Then MIL power and they'd take off in a climb. Such a beautiful, underrated plane. I miss them.

    • @Xxphoenix911xX
      @Xxphoenix911xX 4 роки тому +4

      Wayyyy after the fact, but I just saw this video so give me a break. You are 100% right. That hornet would have to have a much higher AOA, to maintain that speed. Flaps would likely be needed, but I am not familiar with the stall speed of the hornet. One note, 150kts for the little airplane is generous, most small general aviation aircraft like that have a cruise speed of about 110kts.

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 4 роки тому +12

      @@Xxphoenix911xX I decided to give the little plane the benefit of the doubt, because I figure something with a bubble canopy like that is probably a bit faster than your typical C172. But yeah, just about any little plane like that could comfortably fly at speeds that would constitute a gnarly high-alpha demonstration pass for the Bug. Bank that bad boy over at 80 knots and you'll get to take the ejection seat for a test ride!

    • @ascherlafayette8572
      @ascherlafayette8572 4 роки тому +3

      Using my dcs expertise, I doubt the hornet could maneuver very at that low of a speed. Low speed maneuverability does not mean it will perform perfectly. Although it could probably fly at that speed if it were clean and had say a 15-20 degree AOA

  • @oofadoofa313
    @oofadoofa313 6 років тому +112

    I'm bothered that this video doesn't end with the Captain's signature *"love with your brain and.. not your heart"*

    • @comicsarethebest8626
      @comicsarethebest8626 6 років тому +3

      cuase its a quick d not a full video

    • @phonkey
      @phonkey 6 років тому +18

      That's not even how it goes. It's "Love your brain, not anything else."

    • @ben005
      @ben005 6 років тому +4

      @@phonkey It's "Love with your heart, and use your head for everything else."

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 6 років тому +1

      @@ben005 r/woooosh, maybe even COMICS ARE THE BEST.
      And even if it wasn't a joke we were talking about, it's "Love with your heart, -and- use your head for everything else.", with "Made of cells" added to it in case of rhyme episodes.

    • @humanbeing1429
      @humanbeing1429 6 років тому

      Why am I not hearing the wooooshes?

  • @elijaha773
    @elijaha773 4 роки тому +38

    Every single UA-camr to a larger channel they are friends to: "I'll give you some exposure."

  • @tristanbrown2885
    @tristanbrown2885 6 років тому +34

    I love your content and sense of humor. Even if something is 'obviously fake', you still do a terrific job of creating an entertaining video. Thanks for putting in the time to break down a video and bring the pieces together in an easy to understand format. Keep up the great work.

  • @cadetindell5365
    @cadetindell5365 6 років тому +196

    Could you kindly link that report about all of the technical issues with the maneuver? Some people might want to look at it. Not me, of course, I already can tell that the plane is fake from my super intellect, but some people might.

    • @igotmemes_
      @igotmemes_ 6 років тому

      ikr

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 6 років тому +4

      It looked like a state of the art 90s kids commercial.

    • @CodeLeeCarter
      @CodeLeeCarter 6 років тому

      Let us get it right, of course, you want to look at it, you probably want to go take the Freaking pIss out of him and the report, because, I do!

    • @Thedamped
      @Thedamped 6 років тому +2

      Most of it can be read by pausing the video. It cuts off a bit at the right and some unknown amount at the end. But it touches on pretty much all the points he mentions afterward. So I guess it's mostly there.

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 6 років тому

      Would* you kindly

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 4 роки тому +45

    The real video magic is how well done his makeup is.
    Seriously how does he do it so solidly and neatly

    • @ramppappia
      @ramppappia 2 роки тому +7

      I know right, that fake human skin looks so real!

  • @Creepsington
    @Creepsington 4 роки тому +336

    *"Love with your brain and not your heart."*
    Inspiring.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +24

      Remember to pump with your brain, and love with your kidneys, and use your pituitary for everything else!

    • @One_Shot21
      @One_Shot21 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, "love with your cawck, not your balls".

    • @mehdim
      @mehdim 2 роки тому

      love with your farts, use your burps for everything else

    • @wobblestone3148
      @wobblestone3148 Рік тому +1

      Love with your brain is actually true. The heart just pumps blood

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 6 років тому +692

    I knew it was immediately fake when the jet decided to jerk to one side super fast like someone like someone was scrolling the mousewheel rapidly. A jet moving at that speed would've crushed the pilot's spine! xD

    • @Frietuurs
      @Frietuurs 6 років тому +34

      It's great how Cap points out how everyone says its fake under every video in the first 30 seconds of the video, and lo and behold there are still idiots that do this.

    • @HavokTheorem
      @HavokTheorem 6 років тому +68

      Take some perspective, Frituur. He isn't an idiot for making this observation. It's a valid point and you don't have to hold it up as an equivalent or substitute for the information in the video. It's just another example of people doing what people do, and making observations is one of them.
      I personally thought the lack of rotational inertia was the smoking gun - planes don't pivot instantly like that

    • @CaptPostmod
      @CaptPostmod 6 років тому +9

      Let's not get sidetracked with petty in-fighting. I think we're all forgetting about the real problem-cyborgs. Titanium spines don't get crushed by "G force" (whatever that is). Cyborgs are real. And they're already here living among us...

    • @RoboterHund87
      @RoboterHund87 6 років тому +7

      CYBERGOBLINS

    • @RoboterHund87
      @RoboterHund87 6 років тому

      gg
      define "problem"
      :v

  • @ronrozen2105
    @ronrozen2105 6 років тому +46

    More than 40% subscribers increase from the start of the year?
    My man!

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 6 років тому +3

      Ron Rozen
      **gliches into tree**

    • @kylesteinhauser2535
      @kylesteinhauser2535 6 років тому +3

      Ron Rozen that h3h3 bump

    • @Thatdudewiththedogs
      @Thatdudewiththedogs 6 років тому

      kylesteinhauser i was just gonna say that lol

    • @Elesario
      @Elesario 6 років тому +1

      Hope he gets that gold play button soon.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 6 років тому

      sounds like something Bender B Rodriguez would say

  • @Dark0niro
    @Dark0niro 6 років тому +36

    Remember kids:
    Love with your brain, not with your heart
    Genius

  • @kurrycane1483
    @kurrycane1483 5 років тому +217

    The ailerons aren't even moving..

    • @caseylocke4474
      @caseylocke4474 4 роки тому +4

      1:50 - Yeah...I think that got covered. :)

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 4 роки тому

      Also the thrusters were aimed in a direction that would push it upward, yet it stays at the same altitude.

    • @EggNuggets
      @EggNuggets 4 роки тому +1

      Infected Potato117 nope

    • @natebuhler5612
      @natebuhler5612 4 роки тому +7

      @@infectedpotato117 throttle down. If you watch pretty much any video of a fighter jet flying at this low of a speed, they will probably all be at angles like this. They have to angle like that because at that low of a speed, there isn't much lift. So they angle up to compensate
      Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 4 роки тому +1

      @@natebuhler5612 yeah, I see what you mean, since the drag would literally cause the plane to stall and kinda fall like a leaf. But still, the videos fake nonetheless. Thank you for coming to MY Ted talk as well

  • @rainandthundersounds
    @rainandthundersounds 6 років тому +1113

    The Jet looked realistic until it started to maneuver and dip out like a UFO.

    • @a-10warthog51
      @a-10warthog51 6 років тому +175

      It never looked realistic in the first place...

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 років тому +112

      The first thing that caught my eye was how it clearly just vanished at the bottom of it's dive.

    • @slipipipi7971
      @slipipipi7971 6 років тому +67

      It looked like a cartoon dive

    • @JordyValentine
      @JordyValentine 6 років тому +11

      Looks like footage from gta stuffed in the background lol

    • @84mhcox
      @84mhcox 6 років тому +44

      it would be questionable until he attempts the maneuvers, then it is super obvious

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 6 років тому +53

    The weird part for me is that pretty much in the cases of all these videos, the CD channel is where I first hear of them...
    Where do people find these videos? I... I almost feel left out of the online zeitgeist of badly done vfx memevideos that everyone else seem to inhabit... Almost...

    • @Nerdule
      @Nerdule 6 років тому +20

      Facebook.

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 6 років тому +10

      Where basic intelligence goes to die...

    • @NazoVidere
      @NazoVidere 6 років тому

      Dexxus this is why I stay away from the internet most of the time.

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 років тому +93

    That last scene , such great content I love the captain so much !

    • @shanewhittier7438
      @shanewhittier7438 6 років тому +1

      B_D_W_S'_Animation_ that was the best part, I died laugjing

  • @ArtamisBot
    @ArtamisBot 3 роки тому +12

    I love how you usually re-create the memes you cover but always ridiculously better and flexing hard

  • @farthuffington7814
    @farthuffington7814 6 років тому +275

    What was with the fake CD on the right of the screen? We all know CD has an afro.

  • @JamesR624
    @JamesR624 6 років тому +8

    I love the way he does his editing. You don't see a guy on a background ranting and spewing out technical details. You SEE the technical details. This guy doesn't just rant off a Wikipedia page of the Jet, (like every other youtuber would to pump out vids for clicks) but he carefully renders models and consults so you learn EXACTLY how this jet and it's arsenal works. Then even if you already knew it was fake, now you know WHY it's fake.

  • @ZoniesCoasters
    @ZoniesCoasters 6 років тому +112

    0:30 I just got called out..... sorry.
    But I will defend myself! That was on the Sedona portal video and i was genuinely confused!

    • @gateoflion
      @gateoflion 6 років тому +22

      Dude you're in a Captain D video!! Nice work. Your life is now complete!

    • @Koooo4
      @Koooo4 6 років тому +1

      You just got D'd!

    • @EditorJoe
      @EditorJoe 6 років тому

      Huge respect for this comment dude!

    • @Phoen1x883
      @Phoen1x883 6 років тому

      Sayyy... if _I_ post about how I could easily tell it was fake... *I* might end up in a Captain D video!
      The temptation to be a shit in the pursuit of fame is palpable.

    • @ZoniesCoasters
      @ZoniesCoasters 6 років тому +1

      no i wasn't trying to get attention or be insulting i was just genuinely dumbfounded.

  • @spaceflightmulti7734
    @spaceflightmulti7734 4 роки тому +19

    “Remember captain! Love with your brain and not your heart!”
    “THATS NOT EVEN THE WAY IT GOES”

  • @cumber3631
    @cumber3631 Рік тому +11

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into loving with his heart and using his head for everything else?

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 4 роки тому +8

    It's like everytime someone mentiones passing out due to G-forces they use the clip of Tom Scott passing out, and I love it

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 6 років тому +1564

    Oh come on... I could animate a plane better than that!

    • @gysahlgemuse7208
      @gysahlgemuse7208 6 років тому +12

      Oh the plane enthusiast ytper himself

    • @kes_r
      @kes_r 6 років тому +13

      It's one piece, you need minimal knowledge to animate that.

    • @mitcheldenhartog1886
      @mitcheldenhartog1886 6 років тому +4

      do it

    • @kes_r
      @kes_r 6 років тому +5

      Principium Asimov it's a waste of time.

    • @GuvernorDave
      @GuvernorDave 6 років тому +3

      Go on then.

  • @SoulOfTheReaver
    @SoulOfTheReaver 3 роки тому +17

    2:43 Cease your slander, sir! Tom Scott is an EXCEPTIONAL nerd.

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, my reaction was "did he just call Tom _average?!?"_

  • @evandotpro
    @evandotpro 3 роки тому +6

    You're still unbelievably underrated at 2.2+ million subs, Captain D. Please never stop doing what you do!

  • @רפאל-ב
    @רפאל-ב 2 роки тому +16

    I think the pilot just wanted to have a bit of VFX fun so he filmed this planning to add a plane in the background

  • @TheStashBox1
    @TheStashBox1 6 років тому +45

    The Destin bit is gold. I'm still laughing.

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man 3 роки тому +7

    The script, collaboration with Destin, and editing, are so well done here. 0:11 is priceless.

  • @Hanklerfishies
    @Hanklerfishies 6 років тому +38

    Thanks for making me relive the horror of Tom Scott's unconscious face

    • @randomstranger623
      @randomstranger623 6 років тому

      Damn, you hate his unconscious face that much?

    • @Bready_Player_Bun
      @Bready_Player_Bun 6 років тому +7

      You are now aware that Tom Scott falls unconscious approximately once per day, for several hours at a time. Always with his face.

  • @cinetonys
    @cinetonys 6 років тому +36

    The Recreation was unexpectedly funny! 😂😂😂

  • @pumpkin5379
    @pumpkin5379 6 років тому +1732

    Why do you put so much effort into your videos Why don't you just have 10 minutes of Uncut fortnite gameplay And put like 30 ads on it

    • @tired-idiotabigail5572
      @tired-idiotabigail5572 6 років тому +89

      pizza cringe: if CD started doing that i would scream

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +95

      Srsly seems that's all you need to do these days to get peoples attention. Fucking hate UA-cam trends.

    • @papi1050
      @papi1050 6 років тому +62

      @@Krystalmyth it's not a trend, that's just how UA-cam works. It's 100x more profitable to churn out regular, low effort, family friendly content and slap some ads on it than to actually put effort in to make something good

    • @Raythe
      @Raythe 6 років тому +25

      fortnite and family friendly do not belong in the same sentence. STOP that.

    • @christophechattou5693
      @christophechattou5693 6 років тому +12

      Even if this comment is a joke,
      A) Fortnite is far too overrated
      B) you can only put up to 10 ads if your video is 10 minutes long

  • @s4dg
    @s4dg 4 роки тому +78

    when a jet intercepts a plane and waves its wing like that it means to follow him to an airbase or near by airport.

    • @leopinty5103
      @leopinty5103 4 роки тому +9

      Yes, but very lightly, not that hard.

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 4 роки тому +18

      @@leopinty5103 well yeah, duh. If it waved it's wings that hard irl it would go flying into the plane it's intercepting

    • @HangmanOfficialUploads
      @HangmanOfficialUploads 4 роки тому +25

      "Yo, follow me while I suddenly go 200 m/s and disappear into nothingness before suddenly jetting up 90 degrees, random small civilian prop plane."
      This video made no sense from the start, let alone if you know basic aviation stuff like this.

    • @HangmanOfficialUploads
      @HangmanOfficialUploads 4 роки тому +3

      @@leopinty5103 That'll cause some god damn damage, especially with the load on the wings.

    • @leopinty5103
      @leopinty5103 4 роки тому

      @@HangmanOfficialUploads yep

  • @alienlabs
    @alienlabs 5 років тому +22

    I'll say it again: CAPTAIN DISILLUSION : Absolute Boss - Leading the fight

  • @nug511
    @nug511 6 років тому +75

    Destin, thats silverface, you cant do that

  • @GravyTanker
    @GravyTanker 5 років тому +186

    And more when it “waves” you can see that it was only the most obvious cgi you could ever see

    • @My_Alchemical_Romance
      @My_Alchemical_Romance 4 роки тому

      Barry Benson right

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 4 роки тому +34

      Barry Benson The part where the plane breaks away and zooms off like a weightless hologram was even more egregious.

    • @adamatkinson2728
      @adamatkinson2728 4 роки тому

      Bro can its really bearry beeson can i get an autograph

    • @seymourkrelborn4780
      @seymourkrelborn4780 4 роки тому +2

      And it somehow stays so perfectly still in relation to the other jet

    • @samstevens2945
      @samstevens2945 4 роки тому

      I think you mean effects. CGI is the what Pixar animation uses. It’s fully in the computer.

  • @devraajbanerjee1981
    @devraajbanerjee1981 4 роки тому +34

    No one gonna talk about how he went out of the way to add a reflection of him at @6:20

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 роки тому +4

      Never even realized it was there after all these years. Jesus, the Captain is magnificent

    • @blingviera7925
      @blingviera7925 3 роки тому

      he knows

  • @SeeThroughTV
    @SeeThroughTV 5 років тому +15

    Just discovered your vids through Mark Rober, you are great, keep up the good work :)

  • @LimitedRegicide
    @LimitedRegicide 6 років тому +171

    Is there anywhere to read Lt. Beaker's report? Sounds like it'd be fun

    • @VarunDaniel
      @VarunDaniel 6 років тому +7

      Yes, I would like to have the link to the report as well.

    • @EmiFolkMusic
      @EmiFolkMusic 6 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @iski4317
      @iski4317 6 років тому +2

      Couldn‘t find it

    • @blip2563
      @blip2563 5 років тому +1

      Likewise

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 5 років тому

      I’m wondering this too

  • @edheljohnzamora5731
    @edheljohnzamora5731 6 років тому +16

    Man the vfx are *GOD* *TIER*

  • @soffes
    @soffes 4 роки тому +6

    I love that Destin is wearing gloves from Home Depot. So on brand.

  • @FergusGriggs
    @FergusGriggs 6 років тому +81

    Nice Tom Scott reference.

  • @zHctiwT
    @zHctiwT 6 років тому +23

    my god this video is so damn GOOD.

  • @kdoyle316
    @kdoyle316 5 років тому +14

    I love how Destin is totally loosing it trying to shoot his part😂

  • @thatoneguy611
    @thatoneguy611 4 роки тому +5

    6:11 that was a flawless recreation of how I would react

  • @brownishblue
    @brownishblue 5 років тому +9

    Seeing people from the channels I love interact makes my day :D

  • @MrGreendayzed
    @MrGreendayzed 6 років тому +17

    Brings a tear to my eye seeing the D getting bigger and bigger...... wait.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 6 років тому +1

      There is a limit to how big it should get, then it becomes painful, just due to blood loss, you may not realize it. You may want to catch a ride to see a doctor.

    • @PKMartin
      @PKMartin 6 років тому +3

      The average nerd experiences loss of consciousness after 4 to 6 Ds

  • @jw4277
    @jw4277 5 років тому +347

    Doctor: “You only have 6 minutes and 51 seconds to live.”
    Me: *”Gimme that Quick D doctor.”*

    • @ninjagreenpointforlife3509
      @ninjagreenpointforlife3509 5 років тому

      True sp

    • @MotoCat91
      @MotoCat91 5 років тому +19

      As someone who is new to watching Cap D videos, this could be taken waaaaaay outta context

    • @jw4277
      @jw4277 5 років тому +4

      MotoCat ikr that was the joke

    • @MotoCat91
      @MotoCat91 5 років тому +1

      @@jw4277 thank you for coming back to your 2 month old comment to clarify :P

    • @krishnaj2618
      @krishnaj2618 5 років тому +4

      Doctor: What? I'm not gay

  • @Elite7555
    @Elite7555 3 роки тому +1

    The wild and rapid rotation of the jet when "greeting" the other pilot should be enough to give it away. Not only does it look comical and completely unreal, I don't know if such a maneuver is even possible; but it definitively looks like something you do when you got a death wish.

  • @gaoindustries8013
    @gaoindustries8013 4 роки тому +36

    A hypothetical person who doesn't know anything. Meet me, the hypothetical person.

  • @anuel3780
    @anuel3780 6 років тому +56

    Can you PLEASE publish Lazology, the constant referencing makes me want to read it so badly!

    • @holysecret2
      @holysecret2 6 років тому +7

      It feels similar to the fabled Necronomicon at this point ^^

    • @gregdesouza17
      @gregdesouza17 6 років тому +19

      No expert in being lazy would publish a book...

    • @warriorcrab1319
      @warriorcrab1319 6 років тому

      The world isn't ready for it.

    • @stensoft
      @stensoft 6 років тому

      It will contain only like two or three sentences

  • @Bulletpronemonk
    @Bulletpronemonk 6 років тому +50

    "love with your brain, not your heart!"

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 6 років тому +1

      That was hilarious

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 5 років тому +4

      Although, in a technical sense, that is a true statement? I don't think your heart is capable of anything except pumping blood...

  • @russell2952
    @russell2952 2 роки тому +1

    The wing rocking was such a HUGE giveaway. Planes in slow flight don't react like that.

  • @WodernWarfareTree
    @WodernWarfareTree 6 років тому +55

    I could tell it was fake cuz the way it be and it do also

  • @mahazero
    @mahazero 2 роки тому +3

    My "there is something wrong" moment: 0:20
    The wing up and down movement. Always the same speed. No slow moments when it changes the direction. Then the rapid move away.

  • @schregen
    @schregen 6 років тому +18

    I love you, Captain Disillusion! 💚💙💜💛

    • @igt3928
      @igt3928 6 років тому +2

      But do you love him with your brain?

  • @fluffigverbimmelt
    @fluffigverbimmelt 4 роки тому +5

    Nearly choked at 'cool_jet(1)(1).webm' and the whole conYOURter design.
    Love your style of background jokes, they're so on point

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 5 років тому +9

    My layman's brain just tells me "it moves too smooth and fast" which is usually my reaction to CGI

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 6 років тому +203

    You are the only god I pray to

    • @ahitler5592
      @ahitler5592 6 років тому

      yeah I saw you put your stinky ass in the air and praying

  • @gabetower6165
    @gabetower6165 3 роки тому +3

    I love the casual Tom Scott.

  • @dragonraptor3435
    @dragonraptor3435 2 роки тому +2

    The video only needs one sentence:
    “The wings would snap.”

  • @cranelord
    @cranelord 4 роки тому +14

    "Hypothetical person that doesn't know anything"
    Wtf who told you about me.

  • @cliffworsfold1994
    @cliffworsfold1994 4 роки тому +7

    "Tom's formidable intellectual (and physical) prowess can be witnessed on his channel:"
    LMAO

  • @MrFloris
    @MrFloris 6 років тому +9

    The Captain is so cool, I wish he was my dad. But then again, he'd figure I'd changed the F into a B on my test.

  • @ytkatz
    @ytkatz 2 роки тому +1

    Destin's cameo has been my favorite so far. Love the interaction.

  • @Jay-qh6uv
    @Jay-qh6uv 6 років тому +28

    Reposting from reddit; Big D! I hope you read reddit comments.
    I'm a big fan of your videos, and I especially love your sign off "Love with your heart, use your head for everything else." I think it's great advice, and I've considered making a t-shirt of it, but I'd much rather by an official Captian Disillusion shirt with the slogan on it to support the show. Do you think you'll ever make t shirts, and if you do, would you make one with that slogan on it? Thanks!

  • @aidenlink4580
    @aidenlink4580 Рік тому +4

    watching the clip of that jet just... wiggle? made me hurt...

  • @roelbrook7559
    @roelbrook7559 4 роки тому +26

    I'd love to read this report of David "Beaker" Kent mentioned at #1:42 but I can't seem to find it on Google. Also, no link in the description for the report. Is this report available online?

  • @MichaelMurphy-jc4ek
    @MichaelMurphy-jc4ek 3 роки тому +1

    Well written, well executed. Dude... You make quality.

  • @mrs_skywalker9579
    @mrs_skywalker9579 4 роки тому +6

    Just want you to know that at 3:58 I laughed so hard I scared the crap out of my husband who is currently sitting next to me watching a different CD video. I kept laughing.

  • @seraphin-e
    @seraphin-e 6 років тому +14

    This is a work of art!!

  • @sodankaiku2167
    @sodankaiku2167 4 роки тому +4

    "Love with your brain and not with your heart" lol, best thing after "I'm smarter yet again" I've ever heard hahhhaha

  • @GoofinReal
    @GoofinReal 5 місяців тому +1

    "remember adults, love with your brain, use your heart for everything else!" - intern illusion