this made my poly a$$ laugh so hard omg 😂😂 thankfully my boys knew I was poly and asked ME if I was ok with them being my partners. It made me so happy
Dade, this might be one of my favorite audios you've ever done! The Mountain Dew bit had me rolling with laughter! I hope there's a part 2 so we can see how this polycule evolves, suuuuuuuuuuuch a good script!
See dad, I am winning! I’m getting spit roasted by a snarling dog man and a talking tampon with sentience! Hey..hey… put the phone down. Why are there police outside?
Me: Y-You know, I don't even like you two!! I was just doing it for my friend, The Witch from the Dark Moon!! *Sniffs and starts to cry* The vampire and the werewolf: W-what?! The Vampire: You tricked us! The Werewolf: Y-you don't even like us?! Me: NO! I'M A FREAKING MONOGAMOUS ASEXUAL HETEROROMANTIC! *Cries even louder and screams her emotions out* The Vampire: Moonbeam it's alright... I'm sure you mean right... The Werewolf: Fangie, We got a problem.... *Suddenly the Moonlight gleams even more than anynight, the Lunarians arrives put the feathered cloak on her and leaves with her to the Moon Citadel*
Dade, you know I think the world of you and don’t kill me for saying this but I got huge Twilight vibes off of this one. This is how the movie should have gone, it would have made it way better. Now I am off to Patreon to listen to part 2! Excellent as always! ❤🐺🧛🏻♂️
Ok ok ok ok i know im badass but secretly dating 2 men at once im pure evil 😈😅 their poor hearts 😅 im soo bad whoops i might have made a mistake a warewolf and a vampire at the same time? Loll 😅 Dade how do u olny get better i must say i tip my hat to u captain Dade ❤😊 ye be a pirate🏴☠️ mate amd ye have thy talent of a leader that i respect 😊❤🎉 Once again captain u never fail to amuse me with ur talent beyond this world❤😊
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*giggles*... I'm in danger 😃
#ralf from the Simpsons😊😅
WE ARE VERY MUCH IN DANGER-
I kept internally screaming at us to stop kissing 😅🤣☠️
Yeah... but you like it ;)
@@DadeAudio ... Bite me 😏
@@tiainthestarsWOAH WOAH-
I read the title, and I was like
"Damn, I wouldn't blame them if they killed me for cheating-"
The way they were sounding during the whole video was hilarious!
“You’ve been having an affair with both of us?!”
Houston, I fear we have girlbossed too close to the sun🤣🤣
🤣😆
Happy Monday!!! There is a special follow up for free on ptrn / dadeAudio if that's your kind of thing! Either way hope you enjoy this improv! :D
Happy Monday too u
this made my poly a$$ laugh so hard omg 😂😂 thankfully my boys knew I was poly and asked ME if I was ok with them being my partners. It made me so happy
I'M DEAD FOR THE MOSQUITO PART😂😂😂 love this audio so much
"bring it on mosquito of the night" JAJAHAJHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJA GOD I LOVE THIS
Imagine being a two timing hussy.
Guilty as charged.
"Just getting started".... literally Dade saying every bit to make me blushhhh...❤😚
Vampire 🦇 and werewolf? You spoil us yet again dude 😎
Hope you enjoyed!
This had me rolling with laughter! 🤣🤣 I can tell you had a lot of fun with this one~ Great work, Dade! Also, the new thumbnail looks super dope ^.^ 💜
Glad you enjoyed it! And thank you!! Looking forward to the new thumbs being everywhere! Haha
“Wait, why are you kissing this deadite?” I love the ash lines and thank you for this video! Happy new year.
Happy new year! - and omg someone caught the reference! yayayay!
I hope this goes well. I've seen how werewolves and vampires act when they see each other.
Some get along some don't
Werewolf bf and Vampire bf fighting over us
Us: someone help me...
“Moonbeam u better start explaining before I decide to take this dog out and beat it-“
Me: *takes a HOT PAUSE* …ok first of all I’m gonna call PETA-
I’d rather choose the werewolf but- Dade’s voicing both so🤭🤭 HIGIHIIHHIHIIHIHIHI. Your voice man I love it😔💪
Dade, this might be one of my favorite audios you've ever done! The Mountain Dew bit had me rolling with laughter! I hope there's a part 2 so we can see how this polycule evolves, suuuuuuuuuuuch a good script!
I mean there's a free part two on my patreon ;)
The fact neither of us know where werewolf dude is going has me rolling 😂
OOP WE HAVE RIZZ
All the rizz
I can barely get myself one boyfriend,this situation i have two huh. Man what a game i have lol
I get the best of both worlds?!?!?!?! OH IM IN LOVE😩😩😩😩😩
Rawr
See dad, I am winning! I’m getting spit roasted by a snarling dog man and a talking tampon with sentience! Hey..hey… put the phone down. Why are there police outside?
talking tampon? lmao the best way i’ve heard a vampire being described as 🤣🙌
Oh my goodness its like having a anti social black cat and a golden retriever 🤣🤣🤣
😂 i loved this Dade! The name calling was great and i loved your werewolf character, so hilarious! 😂😂 Also im loving the new thumbnail look! ❤
Glad you enjoyed!
The insults got me laughing so hard I fell of my bed☠️☠️
👁️👄👁️the insults 💀
Great performance, thank you!!❤❤
Gave me a big ol' smile.😂
Hope there might be more of this story. 😅
Glad you enjoyed it!
I mean I always wanted to fudge beast and king of the undead
😳 bro why am I blushing so much-
Oh my, gonna get my werewolf and my vampire too, how exquisite!! 🥰
I know you just posted this but at some point part 2 is needed lol this was amazing ❤
this was silly and cute and hilarious!
I LOVE THIS I LAUGHED THE WHOLE TIME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Rawing😳🔥 but man that turkey nom nom sounds yummay 🤤😂
Are we cheating 👀👁👁
weirdly i had a dream similar like this last night. Is the universe trying to tell me something🤔
Super awesome You always make amazing videos Dade stay safe AWOOO😘🐺🦇❤️❤️❤️❤️🌸⭐️🤗
Greetings traveller from beyond the fog.
I am Melina
I offer you an accord.
Best of both worlds 👌
I have two boyfriends?
Whats with the voice?
Love this so much
Me: Y-You know, I don't even like you two!! I was just doing it for my friend, The Witch from the Dark Moon!! *Sniffs and starts to cry*
The vampire and the werewolf: W-what?!
The Vampire: You tricked us!
The Werewolf: Y-you don't even like us?!
Me: NO! I'M A FREAKING MONOGAMOUS ASEXUAL HETEROROMANTIC! *Cries even louder and screams her emotions out*
The Vampire: Moonbeam it's alright... I'm sure you mean right...
The Werewolf: Fangie, We got a problem....
*Suddenly the Moonlight gleams even more than anynight, the Lunarians arrives put the feathered cloak on her and leaves with her to the Moon Citadel*
Dade, you know I think the world of you and don’t kill me for saying this but I got huge Twilight vibes off of this one. This is how the movie should have gone, it would have made it way better.
Now I am off to Patreon to listen to part 2!
Excellent as always! ❤🐺🧛🏻♂️
Read the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series. The polyamory gets real after a few books. ❤
Have to check that out.. for research purposes
Thank you Amanda!
@@DadeAudio You're most welcome, Dade. I sorta also blame that series on my coffee addiction. 🤣
Part 2 please
Me: ahhh need help need help
This was fun. 😉
Glad you enjoyed!
@@DadeAudio I did thank you. Keep up the great work 🙂
Jus' call me moonbunny 😏
We have seen how werewolves and vampires act and hopefully nothing happens
❤❤❤
Please part 2
New series??? 👀❣️
Are we getting a new playlist
Ok ok ok ok i know im badass but secretly dating 2 men at once im pure evil 😈😅 their poor hearts
😅 im soo bad whoops i might have made a mistake a warewolf and a vampire at the same time? Loll 😅
Dade how do u olny get better i must say i tip my hat to u captain Dade ❤😊 ye be a pirate🏴☠️ mate amd ye have thy talent of a leader that i respect 😊❤🎉
Once again captain u never fail to amuse me with ur talent beyond this world❤😊
Much badass
@@DadeAudio oh Lord he found out run!
🖤
Oh this is gonna be fun 🫣
zamn i need to visit ptrn 👁️🫦👁️
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