Simon Pegg Shows Off His 12 Stages Of Drunkenness | CONAN on TBS

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  • @righteousgroove
    @righteousgroove 9 років тому +2483

    Not only is Simon Pegg classy and funny, he's actually a great actor. I was so impressed with his crying scenes in Shaun of the Dead.

    • @TheNerdyDeviant
      @TheNerdyDeviant 9 років тому +92

      I love all the Three-Flavours Cornetto trilogy. I love Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright and Nick Frost very much, also. And if you wanna see Simon perform very emotional scenes, watch Hector and the Search for Happiness. There's some fantastic Peggy crying scenes there :)

    • @timsmith2041
      @timsmith2041 9 років тому +4

      Or Spaced Out

    • @LilyFitzgerald
      @LilyFitzgerald 9 років тому +25

      Tim Smith It's just Spaced

    • @mathieubouxin-cademartory2517
      @mathieubouxin-cademartory2517 9 років тому +7

      TheNerdyDeviant And don't forget A Fantastical Fear of Everything!

    • @willscomix
      @willscomix 9 років тому +11

      righteousgroove He cried like a baby at the end of Terminator 2, you know, with the thumb...

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 9 років тому +2874

    1:11 ''it's our language''
    (As a Brit, a brilliant reply)

    • @Birdy890
      @Birdy890 9 років тому +11

      +trancehi But Languages evolve, yours went one way, ours went another - still the same root, but it's not entirely "yours" anymore.
      Plus Americans/Canadians outnumber you, so there's that...

    • @trancehi
      @trancehi 9 років тому +170

      +BirdyLegs
      What logic is that? For instance, that's like saying because the worlds most popular religion is Christianity, that makes Christianity right and correct simply because they out number other religions. Or, that right handed people are superior just because there are more of them than left handed people on this planet. Americans have a propensity to dumb down the English language and it's ironic when you get an American correcting an indigenous Englishman how to pronounce/spell or use our own language you adopted. He did not criticise the American but the American felt he had every right to criticise the English. That's like me, as a Brit, castigating a Frenchman for not pronouncing the word 'au revoir' right when the word is French and theirs.

    • @trancehi
      @trancehi 9 років тому +58

      +BirdyLegs
      Ditto to your response to the opening comment. Unfortunate about your repartee, I hasten to add.

    • @emrosejane
      @emrosejane 9 років тому +18

      +BirdyLegs You say that as if we're entirely a different species. Your heratage is English, you learn English in schools and you use the English dictionary!! Considering your language is slightly altered ie. fuck over yourself, you are defrontly not speaking any proper english. I'm certainly happy your not in our country!

    • @nikoskabbadias
      @nikoskabbadias 9 років тому +2

      +trancehi it's pretty standard, people say it all the time whenever visiting USA or an American comes to the UK and says an English expression is funny - he didnt come up with the line...

  • @Lelantos_
    @Lelantos_ 8 років тому +2046

    "It's OUR language!" Perfect response! Haha

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 8 років тому +2

      Perfectly childish.

    • @itsdanieluk
      @itsdanieluk 8 років тому +107

      +Katya Lastovkina Less childish than "chimany blicket"

    • @Lelantos_
      @Lelantos_ 8 років тому +6

      Katya Lastovkina Yeah because that's childish...

    • @itsdanieluk
      @itsdanieluk 8 років тому +24

      +Katya Lastovkina it's funny cause it's true

    • @theserenakyle
      @theserenakyle 8 років тому +15

      yes true im british so i was like you go simon pegg

  • @hughtubecube
    @hughtubecube 9 років тому +717

    Simon Pegg is one of those rare cases where he is an English actor who has been 'Hollywood-ised' (Ewan McGregor is a good example as well) - i.e. he's quite obviously had the Hollywood hair and makeup guys on him, but has retained his inherent Englishness. He makes us proud.

    • @SongsThatAreSlow
      @SongsThatAreSlow 9 років тому +41

      hughtubecube Ewan McGregor is Scottish.

    • @hughtubecube
      @hughtubecube 9 років тому +29

      SongsThatAreSlow Then read 'English' as 'British', my mistake...

    • @SmellingDemColors
      @SmellingDemColors 9 років тому +4

      hughtubecube Christian Bale is British too

    • @rogergurman1570
      @rogergurman1570 9 років тому +1

      hughtubecube And look at his fine teeth - definitely Hollywood behind that, too.

    • @harrier331
      @harrier331 9 років тому +8

      +Roger Gurman i could name a few American stereotypes but i don't feel the need to so why do you?

  • @alexanderfrankcastro5619
    @alexanderfrankcastro5619 8 років тому +497

    "The Irish drink until they're sober." - London Irish

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +13

      My younger brother once attended a football match between an Irish and and English team. The Irish fans were all cheerfull and friendly and became even more so while getting more drunk.
      When the match was over, the English fans, about as drunk or even drunkener, attacked and tore up the Irish fans.
      Because, and this you undoubtedly must have noticed. English people have more 'angry drunks' that will absolutely murder you when encountered.
      Friendly drunks will probably only harm themselves because they keep falling down or running into doorways.

    • @perrymarshall8584
      @perrymarshall8584 5 років тому +3

      Yeh it's called cocaine.. 😂

    • @opicasunka2033
      @opicasunka2033 5 років тому +3

      @@AudieHolland drunk or sober, Irish are nasty no matter what. Brits too

    • @lovenotwar598
      @lovenotwar598 5 років тому

      Alexander Frank Castro wait till you visit Australia we can drink a delivery drunk full of beers man before they reach the taps in pubs

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 роки тому +2

      @@opicasunka2033 Tf is your problem ?

  • @trustyEXE
    @trustyEXE 11 років тому +249

    He's so right. I've seen one of my friends at stage 12 and he acted exactly like that.

    • @somberlight
      @somberlight 11 років тому +40

      There is a level 13 which is everything else + your spine has sudden urges to fall asleep while the rest of you doesn't.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +2

      @@somberlight level 13. Yes. I have seen it. 'Falling asleep' is putting it a bit mildly. Being on the brink of Death is probably a better description. When I was at a student's party decades ago, I saw how some people had stopped moving but were still conscious. They were sitting, not lying but they couldn't keep their head up. Very much like trying desperately to stay awake.
      I jokingly asked each of the dudes how much they had been drinking. "42" one said. "44," said another. Now we're not talking pints of course but 25 cl glasses of beer, about a third of a fluid ounce. Later I read in a medical article that after having 44 beers in 25 cl glasses, will mean that your automated breathing or 'subconscious' breathing will fail.
      In theory you may start furiously 'conscious' breathing but of course the tendency to fall asleep will put an end to that.
      In short: *ultimately drunk people will suffocate in their sleep.*

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 8 років тому +2530

    the difference between american and british humour is very evident in this video

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 8 років тому +94

      The difference between British humor and American humor is that they are different. Got it. Btw, this video shows what a really funny person sounds like. As far as I can tell, geographical location doesn't really dictate that. The only thing standing between a person being funny and not is self confidence. Nationalism and pride are the the biggest enemies to humor.

    • @Urb4n0Ninj4
      @Urb4n0Ninj4 8 років тому +142

      Speaking of funny you must be an absolute RIOT at parties...

    • @TheUberSuperNova
      @TheUberSuperNova 8 років тому +203

      Yeah British humour is actually funny lol

    • @allegrot438
      @allegrot438 8 років тому +274

      Americans need to be told when a joke occurs, ie they need a punchline. Whereas in Britain a slight glance can replace the need for a punchline.

    • @Urb4n0Ninj4
      @Urb4n0Ninj4 8 років тому +6

      ? JustAltruism Your conception might be the greatest joke here. I think the might be the most stupid thing I've read today...alarming considering our president elect just hired an anti-vaxxer to his cabinet...

  • @keithlemon2010
    @keithlemon2010 10 років тому +399

    the key to acting drunk is to act sober

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 6 років тому +16

      The key to acting sober is to act drunk.

    • @michaelwilliams7140
      @michaelwilliams7140 5 років тому +8

      Act the acting

    • @seanobrien7568
      @seanobrien7568 5 років тому

      I think Simon explained it better

    • @TheDeepState2001
      @TheDeepState2001 5 років тому

      U try that

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +4

      Seriously, a lot of the symptoms of drunkenness have to be with being somehow physically incapacitated. So the 'acting sober' looks like early stages of dementia.
      It is doing certain things we take for granted when sober/healthy, that we do it without thinking or even be aware of it. Drunk or old, demented people have to remind themselves how to
      *look normal.*

  • @harold3456
    @harold3456 11 років тому +134

    My favourite was the actor who played Peter. When Pierce Brosnan was talking to them, Peter kept on stealing the show by doing the suddenly surprised "I can feel my drunkenness, and it's distracting, but I need to pay attention right now" face, where his eyes kept widening and focusing out and in. Brilliant.

    • @nighTmareCSGO
      @nighTmareCSGO 4 роки тому +1

      Know this is 6 years old but watch Ray Donovan if you haven’t. He will completely blow your mind. One of the best actors in the world in my opinion and so underrated

  • @Weye87
    @Weye87 11 років тому +575

    He looks like Van Gogh

    • @jackrudy7597
      @jackrudy7597 11 років тому +8

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @alex9x9
      @alex9x9 6 років тому +14

      Pfff do you guys thik Van Gogh died? He regrew his ear and kept going in his immortal adventure through life. He's now known as Simon Pegg

    • @blueshattrick
      @blueshattrick 3 роки тому

      Just thought that too.. nice

    • @EASY_Scenarios
      @EASY_Scenarios 3 роки тому

      He’s the Van Gogh of film acting

  • @Fulton95LOL
    @Fulton95LOL 10 років тому +172

    Pint 13: Your limbs become really heavy and the pavement decides to break your nose

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +2

      My favourite stage is when the drunk guy starts believing everyone else is drunk, and he's the only sober one:
      For example, he falls over, and as you help him up, he says "you okay? you had a bit of a tumble"
      ...or he's unsteady on his feet so he grabs onto you, and says "you're alright, I've got you".
      ....Then comes my least favourite stage - the one where he talks to you about very personal, uncomfortable things while his face is about half an inch away from yours.

  • @beauxguerin86
    @beauxguerin86 10 років тому +615

    Love Simon Pegg! It's hard to talk to other people about it though. I'm from Texas so the humor, especially in Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and World's End, really just goes over 99% of people's heads. I think Pegg and Frost are such a great duo that in time we'll come to view them as equals with Chris Farley and David Spade, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Abbot and Costello, Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor etc. They deserve it and I don't think they get enough recognition as a team together. Also you cannot exclude director Edgar Wright but they've proven that they maintain their chemistry even in his absence with Paul. I hope these guys never stop being friends and never stop giving us (in my opinion) the best comedy movies we've seen in a long time.

    • @stevewheeler6120
      @stevewheeler6120 10 років тому +11

      I'm sure your already aware of this but if your a fan the 2 seasons of Spaced is by far their best work!!

    • @beauxguerin86
      @beauxguerin86 10 років тому +3

      I think that the trilogy was the best but I won't deny, I do thoroughly enjoy spaced as well. I also love how cast members from spaced have popped up in the movies.

    • @stevewheeler6120
      @stevewheeler6120 10 років тому +4

      Cool, cool just didn't know if a quirky London sitcom from the nineties made it all the way over to Texas. Oh the wonders of the internet :-)

    • @beauxguerin86
      @beauxguerin86 10 років тому +7

      Yeah, I knew about it and always wanted to see it and one day there it was on Netflix. I marathon watched both seasons. Watched em a few times since then. Favorite line. "You, Lando!"

    • @liamCOMEDYscarborian
      @liamCOMEDYscarborian 10 років тому +4

      Check out some other British comedy like Inbetweeners and fresh meat, very creative and witty.

  • @theextinctsurgeon310
    @theextinctsurgeon310 9 років тому +59

    His classy calm humor is awesome.

  • @radhika5802
    @radhika5802 9 років тому +137

    Around stage 9 you become jay leno

    • @justliam2768
      @justliam2768 9 років тому +16

      But...what does Jay Leno do at stage 9??

    • @AbsoluteBarstool
      @AbsoluteBarstool 9 років тому +42

      +Just Liam He becomes Jay 'Jay Leno' Leno.

  • @2339091q
    @2339091q 8 років тому +13

    What an actor! I love his subtle acting for #7 and 8!

  • @tonytyger215
    @tonytyger215 11 років тому +59

    Give him all the oscars.

  • @LazlowRave
    @LazlowRave 9 років тому +350

    Hows the hand?

  • @russmcdaniel6300
    @russmcdaniel6300 10 років тому +25

    Brilliant !!
    At level "10", demonstrated between 4:30 - 4:40, he adds the subtle symptom of heavy exhalation. There is a completely valid medical reason for this . . . Binge drinking can elicit a physiological state of metabolic acidosis (low pH in your system), which your body tries to correct via respiratory compensation of increased breathing (trying vent off excess carbon dioxide to bring the pH back into a normal range). Seriously. Watch the next few drunks you come across and see if they are breathing heavier in any way.

  • @willmuirr
    @willmuirr 8 років тому +9

    Simon Pegg is easily one of my favorite actors at the moment! What a guy!

  • @Cetoke
    @Cetoke 10 років тому +91

    Never ever go to 12, worst hangover ever, on a boat, in stockholm, naked, no idea how I got there, no woman in sight, vomit in shower for an hour.

    • @carlivins22
      @carlivins22 6 років тому +7

      12 pints did that to you haha, your definately not British mate

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 6 років тому +5

      In Stockholm? You do realise that in all of Scandinavia there’s another 3 levels and Finland has another 3 on top of that. Russia however just has one state of drunkeness: Full on, completly, 100% plasterd!

    • @finnice
      @finnice 6 років тому +1

      Lightweight

    • @jonatanblundguitarchannel6857
      @jonatanblundguitarchannel6857 5 років тому

      Finland got better beer u probably had some nasty beer

  • @obscureentertainment8303
    @obscureentertainment8303 7 років тому +32

    "It's the hardest working liver in the world Morty!"

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +9

    'The World's End' is a hugely underrated film. It's different in many ways but it's similarly underrated to 'This Is The End', and both those films kind of flew under the radar. They're both brilliant.

  • @JoFergus
    @JoFergus 11 років тому +45

    For the VERY best drunk acting to ever grace the small screen, check "Jim Lahey" from Trailer Park Boys. Pure, over-proof brilliance!

    • @julieastin4051
      @julieastin4051 4 роки тому

      With nail and I,Richard e grant check that drunk scean

    • @markmatthews281
      @markmatthews281 3 роки тому +1

      That show was awesome, I loved Ricky and Jim the most. Definitely the best drunk acting I've seen. I would also say Barfly was a great movie with drunk acting and Leaving Las Vegas but that was more sad than funny.

  • @TheLkvoice
    @TheLkvoice 11 років тому +22

    There's a good piece in Michael Caine's autobiography about his getting advice from a director early in his career when he was attempting to play a drunk. He was told to try again and this time don't be an actor playing a drunk, try playing it as thought you are a drunk attempting to appear sober

  • @sirkermy
    @sirkermy 9 років тому +283

    Thank you Simon Pegg for telling the Americans THAT IT IS OUR LANGUAGE, plus what the fuck is a chimney blicket? Legend!

    • @timmij
      @timmij 9 років тому +8

      I think he just made it up, to make the point that he can not understand some of the English slang that us English people use. But i think that he was trying to be cockney (which is a London accent). But there is only 2 cockneys left.

    • @helenhall517
      @helenhall517 9 років тому +24

      Americans generally think Brits are
      1) English
      2) Cockneys or..
      3) Hugh Grant
      4) Still living and talking like it's 1837.
      It's a bit like Brits thinking all Americans go to work on a horse and spend their evenings in a saloon spitting in a corner.

    • @revolution55125
      @revolution55125 9 років тому +1

      Helen Hall nice blanket statement

    • @sirkermy
      @sirkermy 9 років тому +10

      Helen Hall Who the fuck is stupid enough to think Americans go on horses to work and spend their evenings in a saloon spitting in a corner?

    • @THINCOVER
      @THINCOVER 9 років тому

      Kermit Frogginton Cowboys

  • @Timburgess03..
    @Timburgess03.. 8 років тому +82

    I just saw his movie Man Up tonight...good heavens Simon is so attractive, not even kidding.. he is seriously wowzer. I have had a crush on him since his Shaun of the dead movie. My goodness he just looks amazing. I want a Simon Pegg Canadian style please!!!

    • @Timburgess03..
      @Timburgess03.. 8 років тому +1

      Or at least find a Simon Pegg in Canada. Hah! ❤

    • @trevorburgess8916
      @trevorburgess8916 8 років тому +2

      +Timmy Burgess Cool last name you have there

    • @Timburgess03..
      @Timburgess03.. 8 років тому +1

      Trevor Burgess haha you too :p

    • @trevorburgess8916
      @trevorburgess8916 8 років тому +1

      +Timmy Burgess you say you're Canadian? I'm from the Ottawa area. Maybe we're related!

    • @Timburgess03..
      @Timburgess03.. 8 років тому

      +Trevor Burgess Yes, I'm Canadian I live in beautiful BC, just near Vancouver. You may never know. we might be related. haha

  • @jameswhee
    @jameswhee 9 років тому +16

    The best way to act drunk, is to act like you're a drunk person trying to act sober

  • @camilledumeige3
    @camilledumeige3 9 років тому +32

    He's a blond version of Michael Sheen it's crazy !

  • @corgisrule21
    @corgisrule21 8 років тому +92

    He's not wrong about the nurses...we do like a drink (or 5) after work, depending on how hard the shift was :P

    • @MorganGCook
      @MorganGCook 8 років тому +1

      +Katie B Sweet....Nice to hear that. People assume we're robots sometimes...LOL!!

    • @corgisrule21
      @corgisrule21 8 років тому

      lol

    • @ThePixelro
      @ThePixelro 8 років тому +2

      Basicly everyone in the medical field seems to be like this...

    • @lawrencebenavente5223
      @lawrencebenavente5223 8 років тому +4

      Married for 20 yrs to one, i am sober to compensate

    • @ttrublu79
      @ttrublu79 6 років тому +4

      And you thoroughly deserve too respect to all nurses 🤘👊 (also doctors, police and fireman) that risk their lives, families and social lives for crap pay! A good night out is always a blessing in your job x

  • @taraz6786
    @taraz6786 11 років тому +256

    He's right, it is our language. The clue is in the word ENGLISH lol!!

    • @number3665
      @number3665 10 років тому +8

      Oh Pssh you stole most of that from German who stole it from Latin who stole it from Greek anyway XD

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 10 років тому +2

      number3665 The format is german, not much else.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 10 років тому +1

      ***** From middle English, from old English.

    • @slayersdeath
      @slayersdeath 6 років тому +1

      @@number3665 oh hold on what is that smell oh yeah its bullshit

    • @petegiant
      @petegiant 4 роки тому

      @@number3665 How did we steal it?

  • @charlotteelisabethchristia6356
    @charlotteelisabethchristia6356 8 років тому +14

    Hilarious! "You're convinced that you're sober, but you are drunker than you have ever been"
    Truer words have never been spoken xD I'm always so dismissive when I'm that drunk that I keep thinking "I'm not that drunk," thus I drink even more and so it goes...

  • @itsdanieluk
    @itsdanieluk 8 років тому +63

    I'm English, I speak English, Americans also speak 'English', and I personally have no clue what on earth a "Chimany blicket" is. I believe the word you're looking for is, 'biscuit'.

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +11

    My favourite stage is when the drunkard starts believing everyone else is drunk, and he's the only sober one:
    For example, he falls over, and as you help him up, he says "you okay? you had a bit of a tumble" ...or he's unsteady on his feet so he grabs onto you, and says "you're alright, I've got you".
    ....Then there's the next stage - the one where he talks to you about very personal, uncomfortable things while his face is about half an inch away from yours. Every time you move away to get some distance, they close it down again.

  • @helendqueen
    @helendqueen 11 років тому +20

    Brilliant actor and comedian!

  • @tusheschannel
    @tusheschannel 9 років тому +5

    'It's OUR language!'
    AWESOME comeback :-D

  • @ArrecBarrwin
    @ArrecBarrwin 11 років тому +4

    "It's a full circle..." at the end was brilliant

  • @erniehudson1
    @erniehudson1 7 років тому +17

    Stage 12 was such suttle performance I almost had to cry. It surely deserved an Oscar.

  • @michellemybelle2263
    @michellemybelle2263 11 років тому +4

    "it's our language" LOVE Simon Pegg!

  • @lebbo88
    @lebbo88 9 років тому +5

    "It's our language!!" Hahaha! Love that bit.

  • @ScienceOfDeduction1
    @ScienceOfDeduction1 10 років тому +3

    This is like my favourite interview with Simon. Ever.

  • @Jay_and_Meeka
    @Jay_and_Meeka 11 років тому +11

    I can't honestly say the worlds end is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in the theatre. Him and nick frost are comedy gold.

  • @queenfrostine97
    @queenfrostine97 9 років тому +8

    It's crazy just how different he looks with a beard and no glasses

  • @budsmith661
    @budsmith661 10 років тому +89

    Next James Bond.

    • @kaptnkidd4444
      @kaptnkidd4444 10 років тому +17

      I could see him as Q

    • @Thretch
      @Thretch 7 років тому

      Perhaps one of his future role in one of Edgar Wright's future movies ?

    • @victaylor1
      @victaylor1 4 роки тому

      No way..Q

  • @pateris
    @pateris 3 роки тому +3

    "You guys have a strange way of talking" "Oi moïte, dat's a lawd of bollocks !"

  • @petermerkin6428
    @petermerkin6428 8 років тому +35

    John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys is the best drunk actor ever.

    • @TheEvanBennett
      @TheEvanBennett 8 років тому +1

      Nobody will ever come close either.,.

    • @abpana.b.picture6457
      @abpana.b.picture6457 8 років тому

      Nah dude, Kev from Derek

    • @Th3Downz
      @Th3Downz 8 років тому +9

      Wrong. Lahey is the liquor.

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 8 років тому

      Justin Edwards as Jeremy Lion gives him a run for his money.

  • @TheUberSuperNova
    @TheUberSuperNova 8 років тому +29

    I love this guy

  • @Marsriegelvollzug
    @Marsriegelvollzug 8 років тому +30

    ASHENS YOU ROCK

  • @wildwildItaly
    @wildwildItaly 6 років тому +4

    I just love Simon Pegg🌹

  • @SurrendertotheSound
    @SurrendertotheSound 9 років тому +6

    Thát guy, ladies and gentlemen, is a genius.

  • @tapiopelkonen2981
    @tapiopelkonen2981 8 років тому +72

    I'm pretty sure we Finns have at least 20 stages of drunkenness. Number 20 being unable to get up and drinking your own puke without noticing any difference in taste.

    • @Udgrasil13
      @Udgrasil13 8 років тому +6

      Sounds like a German 14 to me.

    • @LilyFitzgerald
      @LilyFitzgerald 7 років тому

      You pair! I love you.

    • @danielmancillas5672
      @danielmancillas5672 7 років тому

      Tapio Pelkonen noooo

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 років тому

      Finnish drunkenness have 5 stages. proof = watch?v=NAl9OyGYxOg

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 4 роки тому

      Salmiakki vodka doesn't change between on the way down and on the way back up

  • @robpegler6545
    @robpegler6545 11 років тому +62

    And then you hit Stage 13. Also known as the "I don't remember eating THAT" stage.

    • @TownsendV228
      @TownsendV228 10 років тому +1

      Or the stage when you pass out.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому

      I once ordered a pizza that just had cheese and a slab of kebab meat on it, ate maybe half of it abd fell asleep. Woke up hungover, and with a horrible smell from the remaining takeaway lingering in the air 🤢

    • @JimboDoomface
      @JimboDoomface 3 роки тому

      Stage thirteen is when your brain decides to take the rest of the night off.

  • @Luschan
    @Luschan Рік тому +4

    My 12 stages of drunkenness are just me becoming increasingly more quiet, and tongue tied when I try to speak. His impression makes me jealous of people that are fun and gregarious.

  • @born2bsmrt
    @born2bsmrt 10 років тому +5

    As a nurse - I can totally vouch for the pub crawl!

  • @Noruego
    @Noruego 11 років тому +6

    the guy's a genius, he always makes me laugh

  • @jedrzejku
    @jedrzejku 11 років тому +6

    you can tell this is just conan's "day job" and what he really loves doing are all the side videos like jordan schlansky, gigolo mug and southern charm school

  • @quantumphaser
    @quantumphaser 3 роки тому +2

    Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait till this blows over.

  • @zorac91
    @zorac91 10 років тому +4

    DEAD ON! Simon Pegg is fantastic

  • @trueNBAballa
    @trueNBAballa 11 років тому +1

    i love the commentary andy provides.
    what a great comedian

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 4 роки тому +4

    Simon's awesome! Protect him at all costs 😆

  • @oran9810
    @oran9810 11 років тому +1

    That's Andy.... His one liners are completely hilarious... :)

  • @toastedflatbreadasiagoranc4519
    @toastedflatbreadasiagoranc4519 9 років тому +7

    go to 2:54 to get to the part you want

  • @ShooterVP
    @ShooterVP 11 років тому +1

    i want to have beers with simon and conan until we all get to level 12

  • @LordShaitaan
    @LordShaitaan 10 років тому +7

    simon is the man!
    Thats an actor

    • @gosucalime
      @gosucalime 9 років тому

      His name is Simon Pegg

  • @johnstrax899
    @johnstrax899 8 років тому +4

    Holy crap, this is the first time I have heard someone else use "much of a muchness" correctly instead of thinking it is gibberish from Alice in Wonderland. Same as six of one half dozen of another. Right on Simon!

  • @PriceNotRight
    @PriceNotRight 10 років тому +6

    Simon pegg is the best actor in the world

  • @foolsraven6924
    @foolsraven6924 5 років тому +1

    Love Simon Pegg so much. He’s so funny and I love him in everything he does.

  • @arserobinson7118
    @arserobinson7118 10 років тому +30

    everytime simon pegg gets half way through a sentence they interrupt. SHUT UP!

  • @JasonFerguson1283
    @JasonFerguson1283 3 роки тому +1

    I love Andy! He's very witty!

  • @offthehizzal
    @offthehizzal 11 років тому +22

    People from the UK have awesome accents.

    • @plazgaz
      @plazgaz 11 років тому

      Not all of them! When you live here you grow to hate them haha

    • @offthehizzal
      @offthehizzal 11 років тому +2

      Aw really?

    • @plazgaz
      @plazgaz 11 років тому

      Haha yeah, but it's mostly ones that are around me. I do like the Scottish accent though. My Welsh one is horrible. We always sound like we're asking a question haha :)

    • @offthehizzal
      @offthehizzal 11 років тому

      ***** Ha, is it confusing as in you can't tell if it's a question or not?

    • @plazgaz
      @plazgaz 11 років тому

      Well not to me because I'm used to it. aha but we do tend to use a lot of different tones and pitches for just one sentence. To be honest I hate it on girls, but it's alright on men. It sort of works.

  • @angusyoung4896
    @angusyoung4896 7 років тому +1

    Totally shut Conan down with the "Our language" comment. Brilliant.

  • @mackiwawa
    @mackiwawa 10 років тому +4

    always see this conan guy as a southpark character

  • @willforrest-king
    @willforrest-king 4 роки тому +2

    I love how pint 8 he did the thing nearly everyone does where they stifle the burp by inhaling deeply.

  • @BrenLockhart
    @BrenLockhart 9 років тому +4

    God, I love this man so much!

  • @weaponsdrawn
    @weaponsdrawn 11 років тому +4

    Seeing him in this movie, I think he would play an excellent Joker. He looked the part.

  • @walterbishop3668
    @walterbishop3668 9 років тому +25

    I KNOW A GUY WHO'S STILL IN STAGE 9(AFTER 10 YERAS)

    • @firebird188
      @firebird188 9 років тому +7

      walter bishop He's Indian, isn't he?

    • @walterbishop3668
      @walterbishop3668 9 років тому +3

      DUDE, IT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO DECIPHER YOUR COMMENT BUT WHEN I UNDERSTOOD IT I LAUGHED SO HARD AT WORK THAT MY BOSS CAUGHT ME USING MY PHONE AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE . SERIOUSLY :)

    • @walterbishop3668
      @walterbishop3668 9 років тому

      Cyphox IF U THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, U ARE SO WRONG CYPHOX :) MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA . CAPSLOCK! :)

    • @bathur2011
      @bathur2011 9 років тому

      +firebird188
      wuhahahhaaahaa... oh man, you just made my night..
      thanks so much.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 9 років тому

      walter bishop don't worry about it, no one gives a shit about you either, just ask your parents.

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 4 роки тому +1

    Simon pegg just a genius actor 😂🤣😂😍😍😍😍

  • @Rockysbeats
    @Rockysbeats 9 років тому +12

    lived in UK all my life
    never once heard anyone say chiminy blickit
    never even head of the phrase till now

  • @msspears8915
    @msspears8915 6 років тому +4

    I just think he is so funny. Love him.

  • @SinghMahoon
    @SinghMahoon 4 роки тому

    3:25 this is what you clicked for

  • @tomisimi
    @tomisimi 11 років тому +9

    good lord im on 12 every friday

  • @teeds88
    @teeds88 11 років тому +1

    here you can see how simon pegg is one of the best contemporary actors.

  • @MGSwift
    @MGSwift 10 років тому +12

    we just call them stag parties in australia haha

    • @ParadoXian95
      @ParadoXian95 10 років тому +2

      Stag parties are for the women mate. Bucks nights are the mens.

    • @MGSwift
      @MGSwift 10 років тому +5

      here we call girls ones either hens night or doe party

    • @RufusDriscoll
      @RufusDriscoll 10 років тому +22

      ParadoXian95 Why would a stag party be the women's version if a stag is a male deer?

    • @paulpesci1
      @paulpesci1 9 років тому +6

      ParadoXian95 Haha... Fail. Bucks and Stags are the same thing. A stag is a large buck :D

  • @blkfoxninja
    @blkfoxninja 11 років тому

    that "slow eye-blink" is absolutely brilliant and so spot on

  • @alexanderfrankcastro5619
    @alexanderfrankcastro5619 8 років тому +9

    "The English charge, The Irish float." - London Irish

  • @MrNullepulle
    @MrNullepulle 10 років тому +2

    Simon is a genius!

  • @anaisdodds7442
    @anaisdodds7442 9 років тому +3

    Love him sooo funny

  • @ShinyBusterBaby
    @ShinyBusterBaby 11 років тому +1

    I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH!!! He's so damn funny!!! LMAO

  • @SirMortus
    @SirMortus 11 років тому +3

    13 is when you start making choking noices ;-)

  • @Zsuska98
    @Zsuska98 11 років тому +2

    OMG I love simon!,he is a brilliant actor and writer! :D

  • @cheesus7672
    @cheesus7672 5 років тому +3

    It's weird he basically did an impersonation of me lol

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 3 роки тому

    "You betcha!" 😲😕 that look to the audience cracked me up 😆

  • @tiagomota4734
    @tiagomota4734 9 років тому +5

    omfg this was briliant....wow!

  • @TRGTACE
    @TRGTACE 7 років тому +2

    "You're always like you know *have a chimney blicket"*
    Yes Conan, that's exactly what all the English say on a daily basis!

  • @josh_wah
    @josh_wah 9 років тому +58

    it is their language..

    • @jeffpark4136
      @jeffpark4136 8 років тому +1

      Yer it is ours

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 8 років тому

      It's a language. You can't take credit for it or own it. It belongs to the people. Those people brought it here and then other people came and brought their language and now it's a little different. Change is hard to accept sometimes, but I believe in you.

    • @GHSFILMS4U
      @GHSFILMS4U 7 років тому +5

      It's called English, sound similar to England?

    • @lachlanbrowse6939
      @lachlanbrowse6939 6 років тому +2

      Катя Ятак It’s called English for a reason mate...

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel 10 років тому +2

    Ha, I love how dead on he is. Whenever my other half get's too about twelves I'll go "Are you pissed?" and he'll look at me and do exactly that with a slow eye blink haha

  • @adamliddle2060
    @adamliddle2060 9 років тому +35

    i never knew ashens was on conan

  • @makeba204
    @makeba204 11 років тому +1

    Simon is so brilliant, I realy admire him

  • @maksenDK
    @maksenDK 10 років тому +5

    he should play Van Gogh

  • @bvn1313
    @bvn1313 8 років тому

    I cannot wait to do the 12 pubs of Christmas this year!!!!

  • @ElectronicGems
    @ElectronicGems 11 років тому +19

    Lol English people always use the "we invented the language" card

    • @novapariah8135
      @novapariah8135 4 роки тому +2

      It's true tho.
      Also, surprised to see ya here

    • @luvcirii
      @luvcirii 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, it is true. 🤣