Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms #2

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  • Mothers do so much for us. They give birth to us, nourish us, and they also text us. Sometimes a lot. So as a tribute to the women who send us love with their thumbs, we had some famous people share their mom texts in honor of Mother’s Day. Here’s Katy Perry, David Harbour, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Billie Eilish, Jimmy O. Yang, Josh Groban, Kiernan Shipka, P!nk, Rob Delaney and Regina Hall reading real text messages from their mothers.
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  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 4 роки тому +24551

    If I ignored my mum text for 3 days in a row, I would have 500 miss calls and the police search and rescue looking for me

    • @randomlibertarianchick6268
      @randomlibertarianchick6268 4 роки тому +524

      Right? Was just saying last time I ignored my mom for just a few hours she had DRIVEN over 2 hours to my house. lmao

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 роки тому +76

      @@randomlibertarianchick6268 Lol😂

    • @kevinbryant6459
      @kevinbryant6459 4 роки тому +40

      ha! exactly

    • @depressed_piglet4912
      @depressed_piglet4912 4 роки тому +63

      Lmao my mom doesn’t care about me that much **dies inside**

    • @Gamer-girl332
      @Gamer-girl332 4 роки тому +64

      @@depressed_piglet4912 aww I'm sorry I'm sure theres other people cares for you❤❤

  • @kaxn
    @kaxn 4 роки тому +20493

    The Kardashians look so proud that one of them can read.

    • @alessandrofogo6672
      @alessandrofogo6672 4 роки тому +324

      kaxn they know how to put 28 kilos of makeup on their face but, ReAd ?!?! Too hard

    • @acii5029
      @acii5029 4 роки тому +62

      Omg loool

    • @jorgealdridge6665
      @jorgealdridge6665 4 роки тому +9

      Would you believe last s did itself

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 4 роки тому +50

      Jhamie Tv "were actually aren't stupid". Well maybe they're not.. But why are you defending them anyways? Do you truly look up to them?

    • @Darkqueef69
      @Darkqueef69 4 роки тому +44

      I mean Kim is a decent lawyer now so...

  • @wm1389
    @wm1389 4 роки тому +10379

    Katy's mom's advice is basically "if he doesn't respect your opinion as a human, *manipulate him* "

  • @angel-bk3gq
    @angel-bk3gq 4 роки тому +2839

    Meanwhile, my mom's texts are literally just:
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"
    "Are you home yet?"

    • @akkt8247
      @akkt8247 3 роки тому +11

      Ikr

    • @utubegurl4076
      @utubegurl4076 3 роки тому +5

      K

    • @rubyharrington919
      @rubyharrington919 3 роки тому +13

      i once told my mom me and my brother went to get gas and she was like "why?" why arent you here ?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому +18

      when my mum discovered emoji she went through a period of sending me strings of them - often with no context. It was just like every picture she found that she thought was cool and POSSIBLY related to our conversations got included. It was confusing, to say the least...
      ...god, I miss that woman. After I had my first kid I was exhausted and asked her when I would ever get normal sleep again, and she simply said "oh - about when they move out of home".
      LOVE. YOUR. MUMS/MOMS. They worry.

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 3 роки тому +2

      Mine is: “what do you want for dinner?” Nothing else.

  • @firsttimeright760
    @firsttimeright760 4 роки тому +13433

    Kardashians: *doesnt text back for 3 days*
    *9 weeks later*
    *k*

    • @celtickev77
      @celtickev77 4 роки тому +28

      The old woman from Titanic understands....

    • @pasekamasha4446
      @pasekamasha4446 4 роки тому +66

      lol what do you expect her to say? that’s probably the only word she can spell😹

    • @firsttimeright760
      @firsttimeright760 4 роки тому +7

      @@pasekamasha4446 hahahah lol

    • @alexedits659
      @alexedits659 4 роки тому +14

      Paseka Masha
      *_thats not a word-_*

    • @bamionthebeat139
      @bamionthebeat139 4 роки тому +8

      Not gonna lie but I do the same since I don't text much, and my weird phone doesn't receive the message at times/doesn't notify me

  • @stizzlespinizzle
    @stizzlespinizzle 5 років тому +55993

    I like how the Kardashians' mom is totally normal and they are just terrible daughters.

    • @huab8580
      @huab8580 5 років тому +5802

      Yeah, who tf doesn't respond to their parents

    • @9annax
      @9annax 5 років тому +3173

      Yeah but You are forgetting that Kris Jenner (their mom) said that as a manager she was happy that Kim's sex tape leaked cause it would boost her career

    • @Merlinthehappypig
      @Merlinthehappypig 5 років тому +1661

      Clearly you don't know enough about her. She's literally responsible for all of them

    • @Josh-zv7nl
      @Josh-zv7nl 5 років тому +399

      pipocadoce no she said ‘but as her manager i know i’ve got s serious job to do.’

    • @taskinmeral2155
      @taskinmeral2155 5 років тому +140

      pipocadoce was she wrong tho?

  • @giannamccord
    @giannamccord 4 роки тому +6911

    lets be honest, Katy Perry's mom was either high or drunk..

    • @verrahourani3954
      @verrahourani3954 4 роки тому +15

      Lol

    • @xhensilaarriku5428
      @xhensilaarriku5428 4 роки тому +40

      Well she didn't have to read it though🤷🏻‍♀️,in all the messages she chose that one.😂😂

    • @thaz3728
      @thaz3728 4 роки тому +39

      xhensila arriku she had to pick the most recent message

    • @laylamartin5751
      @laylamartin5751 4 роки тому +1

      or both😂

    • @exiles4527
      @exiles4527 3 роки тому +1

      Or staged

  • @xylerlevijonesplayda5241
    @xylerlevijonesplayda5241 4 роки тому +4771

    Billie: i’m scared of ocean
    Also Billie: wears life jacket

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 роки тому +161

      It’s precisely why she is wearing one. You never know

    • @doglover5253
      @doglover5253 4 роки тому +23

      I don’t think it a life jacket it might be me of the jackets with no sleeves

    • @kanyenorth3112
      @kanyenorth3112 4 роки тому +7

      Galactic Lava Lamp the ocean is gonna go run after her?

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 роки тому +15

      Hell yeah that’s never happened to u?

    • @seanguy7827
      @seanguy7827 4 роки тому

      Levi Jones h

  • @sus5770
    @sus5770 4 роки тому +10422

    if u ignore your moms text for 3 days dont even dare come back home💀

    • @the4dummies917
      @the4dummies917 4 роки тому +56

      Tay K 74 unless you want that good good lecture

    • @Som3D
      @Som3D 4 роки тому +27

      Your profile pic is more hilarious then your comment (Tay K 74 😂😂)

    • @spyridon7896
      @spyridon7896 4 роки тому +10

      @@am4nrb264 well if you let ur mom hit you with a belt then you are either 8 or just a dumbass..like in all seriousness

    • @dot7572
      @dot7572 4 роки тому +2

      Tay K 74 “don’t call my mf phone, don’t come to my house” 🤣

    • @imbamgyuuuu
      @imbamgyuuuu 4 роки тому +1

      Unless you want that gucci belt over there

  • @cartonofegg
    @cartonofegg 4 роки тому +11055

    Literally I could handle every other text, but “Poo?” freaking broke me

  • @serenalucas9612
    @serenalucas9612 4 роки тому +3519

    “GO THE DUCK TO SLEEP” “Poo?” “Im going vegan”

  • @sebastianuparela6279
    @sebastianuparela6279 4 роки тому +4739

    The only one who seems legit is the billie's mom text

    • @fe5018
      @fe5018 4 роки тому +248

      The Kardashian one seems normal tbh

    • @queen_beakilledyou23
      @queen_beakilledyou23 4 роки тому +36

      And Regina Halls

    • @drewdarren5599
      @drewdarren5599 4 роки тому +32

      And Pink's

    • @lucaa.6406
      @lucaa.6406 4 роки тому +78

      I think she was homeschooled so I assume she has a good relationship with her mother

    • @lenl8004
      @lenl8004 4 роки тому +15

      And jimmy yang

  • @Daniel-rb1ig
    @Daniel-rb1ig 5 років тому +41733

    *How tf do you forget to text your mum back especially 3 days in a row*

    • @myyy3640
      @myyy3640 5 років тому +546

      0bviously if you're busy with work and kids

    • @eatyummybread6006
      @eatyummybread6006 5 років тому +2098

      Yea no excuses pls. She's your mum!!!!!!

    • @hafsjama6414
      @hafsjama6414 5 років тому +121

      We miss u 🥺x

    • @hafsjama6414
      @hafsjama6414 5 років тому +140

      Come out of hiding 🤗

    • @michellebonardo2095
      @michellebonardo2095 5 років тому +280

      @@myyy3640 were talking about the Kardashians lol

  • @gloria6836
    @gloria6836 5 років тому +21908

    Katy Perry's mum sounds like the the type of mom you're never good enough for

    • @5ifty9ine4
      @5ifty9ine4 5 років тому +198

      Gloria like mine

    • @chodemckenzie4179
      @chodemckenzie4179 5 років тому +944

      Exactly, and that's why her daughter is a famous millionaire with emotional issues. Lol

    • @briankitis3734
      @briankitis3734 5 років тому +34

      we all know she isnt worthy

    • @isabelwhatley4344
      @isabelwhatley4344 5 років тому +302

      @@briankitis3734
      Who are you to declare worthiness?

    • @survivorbest4589
      @survivorbest4589 5 років тому +537

      Her parents are very religous and do not support some things katy has done in her career. They said something like they were embarassed that their daughter is singing about kissing a girl and that devil has took over her

  • @drrew
    @drrew 4 роки тому +2311

    I talked to Billie's mom before I met her! She's the sweetest.

  • @laviniabaricuatro9506
    @laviniabaricuatro9506 4 роки тому +850

    Katy’s mom is us trying to reach 500 words in an essay

  • @dragomirmarinov3891
    @dragomirmarinov3891 5 років тому +25298

    Your mother invites you to dinner and you forget??!

    • @abdulrahmanhamza5696
      @abdulrahmanhamza5696 5 років тому +1025

      Dragomir Marinov probably busy tweeting about her latest fashion line

    • @thecorruptedcat989
      @thecorruptedcat989 5 років тому +503

      Right like wtf

    • @AbeAyBay
      @AbeAyBay 5 років тому +1014

      Yeah I dont know how that one falls in this category. She's legitimately trying to spend time with her demon children and they don't even respond.

    • @thecorruptedcat989
      @thecorruptedcat989 5 років тому +292

      @@AbeAyBay lmao at 'demon children'

    • @dirtporcelain
      @dirtporcelain 5 років тому +57

      Prolly means her Mom can't cook, my Mom invites me I'll cancel plans for that food!!!!

  • @irandomguy7107
    @irandomguy7107 5 років тому +10925

    I thought Billie was wearing a traffic vest for a second

    • @555.J
      @555.J 5 років тому +153

      I'm sure she has.

    • @ravenashc3425
      @ravenashc3425 5 років тому +17

      Same😂😂

    • @achlys7891
      @achlys7891 5 років тому +101

      Better... she is wearing a life jacket.

    • @zoeg6270
      @zoeg6270 5 років тому +7

      666 likes lmao

    • @javadk.9145
      @javadk.9145 5 років тому +14

      Wasn’t she? Oh wait she wasn’t! 😂

  • @physicbrain6318
    @physicbrain6318 4 роки тому +821

    Who the duck forgets to text his/her mother? Ducking THREE days in a row?? Such a Duck!

    • @Mbr.33
      @Mbr.33 3 роки тому

      Who cares?

    • @physicbrain6318
      @physicbrain6318 3 роки тому +2

      @@Mbr.33 der besen

    • @lvm1ii
      @lvm1ii 3 роки тому

      👍😃

    • @yeedith_510
      @yeedith_510 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mbr.33 bruh

    • @jamiehanson2924
      @jamiehanson2924 3 роки тому +3

      Today would have been the initial release date of The Eternals.
      Instead... Here's a leaked pic from the movie's marketing materiel 😅 That's just as exciting, right?

  • @deeperedges3100
    @deeperedges3100 4 роки тому +319

    I hate how unappreciative the Kardashian daughters are when Kris is actually just being a normal mom...

    • @ishana5365
      @ishana5365 3 роки тому +9

      ikr

    • @toriless
      @toriless 2 роки тому +1

      @@asanokatana This just shows it is not all just for the camera.

  • @ally7071
    @ally7071 5 років тому +4626

    Katy’s mom’s looks like she typed one word and kept clicking the autocorrect middle button

    • @masondavis6152
      @masondavis6152 4 роки тому +13

      i do that all the time

    • @JudeNassar
      @JudeNassar 4 роки тому +3

      hahahahaha

    • @lebronjames5816
      @lebronjames5816 4 роки тому +28

      Books and books I can do without you talking about you in my house I am a master master plan to build your house for the office of my brother house of god the man you will ever find in your life that will never let you down your throats and you can do that for me

    • @redafarha7039
      @redafarha7039 4 роки тому

      LOL I do it all the time 😂

    • @mgjulesdev
      @mgjulesdev 4 роки тому +5

      the Peroneus Longus and Brevis tendon is healed by the time you get to the bottom of the rings and the other one is the best way to get a haircut today and you can get a haircut today de la France et de la France à la fin de la guerre mondiale et de la guerre civile en Europe et en Europe pour la France en France au Royaume-Uni et à la maison de la Nouvelle République de Paris

  • @thehorsesnamewasfriday8695
    @thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 4 роки тому +16953

    Literally wtf is wrong with Katy Perry’s mom

  • @khatijanoureen1996
    @khatijanoureen1996 3 роки тому +641

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Billie's mom: GO THE DUCK TO SLEEP

  • @salmonella6051
    @salmonella6051 3 роки тому +43

    "you never answer me, are you coming for dinner?"
    "so aggressive"
    I-

  • @anaborja9724
    @anaborja9724 5 років тому +7841

    “This is either a shamrock or a marijuana leaf can’t tell, either works” LMAOOOOOO WE STAN THAT MOMMMM

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 5 років тому +13

      Yeah but like...how can you not tell?? Lmao they're not even a little similar.

    • @anaborja9724
      @anaborja9724 5 років тому +21

      Silly Bean I knowww (also this feels like such a mom thing to be confused about lmao)

    • @ryannalleman5639
      @ryannalleman5639 5 років тому +3

      Anahi Borja ☘️

    • @sherrysink3177
      @sherrysink3177 5 років тому +5

      @@lexthedork4040 She might not have been able to see the details. The tinier the image, the harder it is to see it clearly. Especially when you're older. (Or so I'm told. LOL. Kidding - my eyesight sucks *now*)

    • @colecox9801
      @colecox9801 5 років тому +1

      BEST ONE

  • @seabassdarapper
    @seabassdarapper 5 років тому +7805

    People that actually read a text and then don't respond are next level rude. Especially from your mom, JFC

    • @Kh471D
      @Kh471D 5 років тому +142

      yeah, what's the point of celebrating mothers day and you don't even reply to your mom's texts in the first place.

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 5 років тому +5

      woops

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 5 років тому +4

      for mothers day I responded to my mom's texts for once

    • @sagaahlstromkarlsson6030
      @sagaahlstromkarlsson6030 5 років тому +24

      it’s not rude at all? maybe we have a different culture in sweden but, if my mum sends me like an ”okay” or an answer or something it’s rude for me not to answer

    • @joeycyanide1447
      @joeycyanide1447 5 років тому +89

      @@sagaahlstromkarlsson6030 okay yeah, a one answer message or an end to a conversation is fine to leave it on read, but literally something inviting like asking you to go to dinner at least deserves a response. the kardashians are classless

  • @robin.jashinsky
    @robin.jashinsky 4 роки тому +375

    Billie: "Go the 🦆 to sleep."
    That sounds like my mother.

  • @valentinedurand5086
    @valentinedurand5086 3 роки тому +47

    Billie laughing fondly at the cute phrasing of her mother made my ducking day

  • @bielsabas4407
    @bielsabas4407 4 роки тому +3338

    Billie's mom was quite thoughtful to say she knows she's tired and in a funk.

    • @jaydoronio9787
      @jaydoronio9787 3 роки тому +27

      “GO THE DUCK TO SLEEP” “Poo?” “Im going vegan”

    • @luckettcoronado8470
      @luckettcoronado8470 3 роки тому +13

      If only the Kardashians could invest money into their personalities and not into their bodies...

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 3 роки тому +1

      @@luckettcoronado8470 unfortunately in today's society it's so much about looks, personality doesn't seem to count if you'rea reality star hence that family's fame. Honestly, there needs to be more focus on smarts. Although Kylie has done well channelling her creativity into her business. And Kendal seems ok and business minded with her modelling career, so there's hope

    • @marialena5660
      @marialena5660 3 роки тому +5

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Billie's mom: GO THE DUCK TO SLEEP

    • @Insomnia_tic
      @Insomnia_tic 3 роки тому

      That’s like a regular mom thing

  • @ababy12
    @ababy12 5 років тому +4733

    “go the duck to sleep” i love maggie 💀💀

  • @gingerspice6466
    @gingerspice6466 4 роки тому +417

    The Kardashian’s mom: Hey want to have dinner
    The Kardashian’s: OML SHE’S SO RUDE!!! LIKE COME ONE MOM QUIR BEING SO AGGRESSIVE

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 роки тому +93

      Think they were saying kourtney was being rude for not replying

    • @sabri5088
      @sabri5088 4 роки тому +9

      Ginger Spice Kourtney was so rude🙄

    • @teshaaaa6297
      @teshaaaa6297 2 роки тому +2

      You don't get it, they were saying Kourtney was rude for not replying-

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 2 роки тому +38

    billie laughing at her moms text is so wholesome lol

    • @yulewave1
      @yulewave1 Рік тому

      I enjoyed the laugh he had about his moms texts

  • @Jesszicar
    @Jesszicar 5 років тому +10783

    katy perry's mom has definitely fully absorbed the patriarchy handbook

    • @25Abril95
      @25Abril95 5 років тому +294

      Yeah :( her parents are very religious

    • @LiAlcie
      @LiAlcie 5 років тому +90

      Yes, kinda weird

    • @LiAlcie
      @LiAlcie 5 років тому +1

      @@25Abril95 didn't know :o

    • @k.o.h8446
      @k.o.h8446 5 років тому +26

      Liz Cultures So judgemental. 🙄

    • @LiAlcie
      @LiAlcie 5 років тому +3

      @@k.o.h8446 who? What sorry? :p

  • @sakshitripathi2492
    @sakshitripathi2492 4 роки тому +3199

    1:06 "Will you send me anything you find for free??????" 😂

  • @francisrose501
    @francisrose501 4 роки тому +132

    Why do they all have so cool moms?
    All I get are gifs of a minion farting and then laughing.

  • @rupkathabanerjee5461
    @rupkathabanerjee5461 3 роки тому +17

    The sound of Billie's quiet voice after listening to the kardashians shook me

  • @cz538
    @cz538 5 років тому +2866

    No one:
    Kiernan's mom: Jared Leto is 47

    • @daisieskill8425
      @daisieskill8425 5 років тому +60

      @anime gurl maybe because he's vegan and still looks incredibly handsome and young🤔

    • @user-qp5xh9ky4t
      @user-qp5xh9ky4t 5 років тому +24

      7 Melt cause he looks exactly the same as when he was 23.

    • @martinpintamalli1449
      @martinpintamalli1449 4 роки тому +1

      I was the 1000th liker:)

    • @SkyReachEnt
      @SkyReachEnt 4 роки тому

      sounds like the text didnt only go over Kiernan's head.

    • @meekmeads
      @meekmeads 4 роки тому +3

      It's not just the vegan diet.
      He's rich enough to afford the best skin care, anti aging, and doctors, to achieve that result.

  • @maryfernandez628
    @maryfernandez628 4 роки тому +10006

    I literally feel so bad for the Kardashian’s mom bc she literally just wanted to have dinner with them 😫
    (P.S I didn’t know their mom was bad. I just took it from the text and felt bad)

    • @bye230
      @bye230 4 роки тому +39

      Mxrii• Rxses with kourtney* she didn’t text Kim or khloe

    • @shaynefoster6115
      @shaynefoster6115 4 роки тому +4

      "literally"

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 4 роки тому +17

      lmao their mother is poison. she was the mastermind behind her own daughters sex tape and distribution.

    • @oscarclarke2653
      @oscarclarke2653 4 роки тому +31

      That woman has successfully pimped out her daughters for years, and is a millionaire now because of it...
      Don't feel bad for her.

    • @nugsymalone1247
      @nugsymalone1247 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think you know how to use the word "literally"

  • @beans1078
    @beans1078 3 роки тому +23

    "Go the duck to sleep I can hear you"
    "Poo?"
    what-

  • @strawberry9745
    @strawberry9745 4 роки тому +308

    I am a normal person
    I see *Billie*
    I automatically click

  • @kieranfootball999
    @kieranfootball999 4 роки тому +2528

    Who even says ‘dad and mom’ it’s mom and dad

    • @abhiramiprabakar7067
      @abhiramiprabakar7067 4 роки тому +76

      she's trying to prove a point that men should lead so..

    • @kieranfootball999
      @kieranfootball999 4 роки тому +24

      Abhi Prabakar what are you talking about

    • @bbyrae
      @bbyrae 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @misanthropy9618
      @misanthropy9618 4 роки тому +1

      @@abhiramiprabakar7067 ??

    • @sushantgaikwad4949
      @sushantgaikwad4949 4 роки тому +3

      saying someone else's name first for a contribution is like that person wants to show respect or take the name of the person first and ur name last or ur a donkey of some kind idk my kindergarten teacher told me this xD

  • @AlankritIndia
    @AlankritIndia 5 років тому +4778

    "
    "sometimes I'll start a sentence and have no clue where it is going.. I just hope to find it along the way" - Michal G. Scott.
    " - Katy Perry's Mom

    • @martas277
      @martas277 5 років тому +10

      Yes.

    • @Marcus-gh8bh
      @Marcus-gh8bh 5 років тому +39

      there is probably no better way to describe that text

    • @ahoojBB
      @ahoojBB 5 років тому +1

      my goosh:DdDDDD killed this

    • @AlankritIndia
      @AlankritIndia 5 років тому +7

      @@ahoojBBThanks! just combined 2 of my favourite Michael quotes 😂

    • @ahoojBB
      @ahoojBB 5 років тому +3

      @@AlankritIndia oh yes :D also billie and the office, my strange addiction!

  • @abiceline33
    @abiceline33 3 роки тому +17

    Billie is just...the whole package

  • @katarinamarinkovic9314
    @katarinamarinkovic9314 4 роки тому +231

    *Billie listens to her mum and goes the duck to sleep
    Kylie Jenner: RIsE aNd ShInE

  • @kam8539
    @kam8539 5 років тому +6770

    "Poo?" lmao i love asian parents

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 5 років тому +28

      Same Milfs are great

    • @JeerJer
      @JeerJer 5 років тому +35

      @@pave6103 Obviously not.

    • @veipuniilana1842
      @veipuniilana1842 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @heenim
      @heenim 5 років тому +34

      @@pave6103 idk 'bout your mom but moms actually say those stuff

    • @sel7547
      @sel7547 5 років тому +13

      Werther's Original I know that Billies is real her mom says stuff like that loo

  • @vronelblocker8777
    @vronelblocker8777 4 роки тому +2859

    what the hell was that head and neck with boat sails all about???!!!

    • @jacobmasterz8278
      @jacobmasterz8278 4 роки тому +56

      It means the father is the leader of the family and the mother and kids have to listen

    • @elizabethrogers6764
      @elizabethrogers6764 4 роки тому +269

      patriarchy is best expressed through a nonsense parable.

    • @missccarr89
      @missccarr89 4 роки тому +12

      @@elizabethrogers6764 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @catval4388
      @catval4388 4 роки тому +204

      She is saying a quote from a movie that goes “the man is the head but the woman is the neck, so she can turn the head anyway she wants”. So she’s basically saying to let the man think he’s in charge but really she is the one in control lol

    • @azula2399
      @azula2399 4 роки тому +6

      CCi C Man over woman is part of Christianity. I’m not saying that women are less. The Bible says there are far precious that rubies and gold. But the man is supposed to control the money and job while the mom takes care of the kids

  • @kenziechilders6240
    @kenziechilders6240 4 роки тому +25

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Maggie (billies mom) : "...go the duck to sleep!!!!!!" broke me 😂 also billies face after reading that was everything 😂

  • @Sara-wn3vr
    @Sara-wn3vr 3 роки тому +7

    Regina Hall's Mom made me laugh more than I should've

  • @bahfelicia7055
    @bahfelicia7055 4 роки тому +950

    The last one killed me
    "I have no idea what that means"😂😂😂😂

    • @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid
      @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid 4 роки тому +7

      It was definitely something about a Timberlake concert and then it lost me lol

    • @daguyvikavolt3528
      @daguyvikavolt3528 4 роки тому +2

      Black uncle tom I mean Bull for white couples mom probably didn’t want to go to the JT concert and was giving her the tickets

    • @brandon_astris
      @brandon_astris 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

  • @eshamondol6279
    @eshamondol6279 5 років тому +4712

    "Go the duck to sleep
    I hear you "
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohhh eyelash

    • @asiamie23
      @asiamie23 5 років тому +6

      Monish Mondol lmao this is along the lines of something it’s either say to my mom or she’d say to me 😂😂

    • @eshamondol6279
      @eshamondol6279 5 років тому +49

      @crazy panda that's a joke lol
      She calls herself William eyelash

    • @itzdarck4893
      @itzdarck4893 5 років тому +16

      crazy panda r/whoosh

    • @YG-qy7qn
      @YG-qy7qn 5 років тому

      I get the same autocorrect

    • @nathanieldraconer3686
      @nathanieldraconer3686 5 років тому +1

      Monish Mondol bulgey eyelash

  • @LisaDeRose
    @LisaDeRose 3 роки тому +29

    why is no one talking about Perry's mom rant like wtf fjfjjdjsjs

    • @jraaccounts
      @jraaccounts 3 роки тому +1

      it's (scarily enough) pretty standard american evangelical christian "marriage advice"

  • @Flashmaster543
    @Flashmaster543 5 років тому +2389

    Nobody:
    Katy Perry’s mom: ...The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test

    • @gloom_bug
      @gloom_bug 5 років тому +15

      lmaooo I laughed at this harder than I should’ve

    • @edgelordfancypants8677
      @edgelordfancypants8677 5 років тому +1

      Flashmaster543 ahhhh this comment is genius

    • @JoNJamEz1
      @JoNJamEz1 5 років тому

      You had to put the TM.................. tm

    • @Trash-jl3xm
      @Trash-jl3xm 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOOOOO

  • @maddyjames8588
    @maddyjames8588 4 роки тому +3393

    Why is no one talking about pinks mom that is sad lol

    • @jennlynn212
      @jennlynn212 4 роки тому +71

      Maddy James the fact that her mom vapes is sad? Lol

    • @maddyjames8588
      @maddyjames8588 4 роки тому +37

      covenkitten lol No I just meant cuz pink said that’s said I was just agreeing with her

    • @buttercxpdraws8101
      @buttercxpdraws8101 4 роки тому

      Time?

    • @maddyjames8588
      @maddyjames8588 4 роки тому +2

      Party Time by Stella M 2:42

    • @undercoverangel6667
      @undercoverangel6667 4 роки тому +16

      Maddy James it’s not sad? She smoked weed 😂

  • @ashhh2201
    @ashhh2201 3 роки тому +23

    The only text my mom sends me is
    *"Have you eaten yet?"*
    Or
    *"When are you coming home"*
    Yea that's it..

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 роки тому +2

      as a mother, can confirm this is at least 80% of our texting content to older kids

  • @jakekeil7715
    @jakekeil7715 2 роки тому +2

    P!nk’s mom being brutally honest is making me cry

  • @GabbyBruce20
    @GabbyBruce20 5 років тому +8170

    I’m a simple person, I see William eyelash, I click.

  • @JosephineDeSmet
    @JosephineDeSmet 5 років тому +4537

    Oh that day my mom discovered emojis... I'd be in class and she'd be sending me her full emoji library... Laughing poo and all.
    Now she discovered gifs... And I'm terrified 😂

    • @ELGANDUZ
      @ELGANDUZ 5 років тому +38

      We are on the same boat, good luck hahah

    • @soniasingsofficial3504
      @soniasingsofficial3504 5 років тому +9

      hahah i know the feeling

    • @JosephineDeSmet
      @JosephineDeSmet 5 років тому +3

      @@ELGANDUZ hahah

    • @luzpueblalara4128
      @luzpueblalara4128 5 років тому +5

      Mine learned to make her hown gifs lol

    • @juliannaevierivera
      @juliannaevierivera 5 років тому +30

      My dad does this too 😂 With no context, I will receive a text like “🐯🐱🦁🐥🦇🐣🐸🐽🐷🦋🦋🐛🐙🦐🐡🐅🦖🥨🍘🍟🍛🥕”

  • @piqueny8872
    @piqueny8872 4 роки тому +14

    Kourtney gonna miss her mom after she’s gone
    A mom inviting your grown as for a free banquet meal is a luxury rare experience after you have kids of your own!
    Lord how many single moms out there would jump at that occasion for someone else to pamper them

  • @benita7448
    @benita7448 4 роки тому +15

    The last thing my mom texted me was literally "stupid cow😘" thanks mom lol

  • @annas9787
    @annas9787 4 роки тому +1774

    All kris wanted was some dinner at 7 with her daughter
    Is that to much to ask??

    • @sabri5088
      @sabri5088 4 роки тому +10

      Person !! 😔😔😔

    • @francisrose501
      @francisrose501 4 роки тому +38

      For the kardashians yes

    • @golsalahooty8066
      @golsalahooty8066 3 роки тому +29

      I feel really bad for kris she literally got her useless daughters to millionaires

    • @hi-nq5mm
      @hi-nq5mm 3 роки тому +11

      i kinda feel bad for her, all i see is them rejecting her or making fun of her in some way whenever she shows some type of affection, don't know what happens without cameras so.. yeah

    • @morradi10000
      @morradi10000 3 роки тому +2

      They are not a family, they are a franchise. She sold her own daughters and got rich.

  • @richardballs3322
    @richardballs3322 5 років тому +1686

    Billie Ellish wearing a life jacket😂 1:53

    • @officialgiryo23
      @officialgiryo23 5 років тому +33

      Richard Balls dork think she’s gonna drown

    • @mp3bry
      @mp3bry 5 років тому +5

      Paula Lopez dude 😐

    • @addisonmakky
      @addisonmakky 5 років тому +2

      She always wears that :|

    • @samwaldie4030
      @samwaldie4030 5 років тому +39

      Her psychiatrist told her to always wear a life jacket because she might try to drown her lame suicidal ass at any moment

    • @hydroreviews3305
      @hydroreviews3305 5 років тому +2

      @@samwaldie4030 Wow rofl

  • @selena8568
    @selena8568 3 роки тому +9

    1:50 when Billie read the txt I died XD “go the duck to sleep” 😂😂

  • @arjungrewal
    @arjungrewal 4 роки тому +22

    To this day he’s still waiting for us to like so he can eat his cookie

  • @sanskrutipathak2000
    @sanskrutipathak2000 5 років тому +2981

    Put billie eilish in the thumbnail. The avocados will watch it.

    • @vampireshark5850
      @vampireshark5850 5 років тому +41

      RIP @wherearetheavocodos 😢

    • @AISTOSEE
      @AISTOSEE 5 років тому

      billie fan what is it now?

    • @juria4029
      @juria4029 5 років тому +1

      RIP

    • @justsomeone3747
      @justsomeone3747 5 років тому +8

      @@AISTOSEE it's just "billieeilish". She changed it a few days ago

    • @lowkeyrose8020
      @lowkeyrose8020 5 років тому

      I do not like being called an avocado.... just a billie stan will do

  • @aaronison6923
    @aaronison6923 5 років тому +3280

    Nobody:
    Laugh track in the background: ahahahaahahahahaaaahhahaaaaahhhahahahahhaa

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 5 років тому +9

      hahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

    • @inssafsliti9430
      @inssafsliti9430 5 років тому +44

      I laughed more at this comment then the video

    • @heybestie2819
      @heybestie2819 5 років тому +4

      LMFAO

    • @OriasX
      @OriasX 5 років тому +4

      I’m not sure if you know how to use this meme correctly

  • @samruddhi7262
    @samruddhi7262 4 роки тому +24

    *I'm an average human- I see Billie, I click*

  • @notthepersonurthinkingabout
    @notthepersonurthinkingabout 5 років тому +258

    Katy Perry’s mum wrote a whole speech not a text. What the heck😂😂😂

    • @Uhhhh826
      @Uhhhh826 5 років тому

      I am a potato my mom too

  • @lr6711
    @lr6711 5 років тому +808

    why is no one talking about Regina Hall mom's text??? IM SCREAMING LMAO

    • @carinawaite9802
      @carinawaite9802 5 років тому +30

      twd heartbeat that’s literally how my mother in law texts. You need a masters degree to decipher most of her messages 😂

    • @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5
      @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 5 років тому +3

      “(unintelligible)the concert tickets are not going to good,(unintelligible)i just can’t text, still trying baby, love you”😭😭

    • @lr6711
      @lr6711 5 років тому

      @@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 hahahahaha amazing

    • @lr6711
      @lr6711 5 років тому

      @@faithgabriel4722 right??? those are true moms lol

    • @lr6711
      @lr6711 5 років тому

      @@carinawaite9802 so does my mom, and when she texts all right i'm sure it takes a LOT of time to do it

  • @deborahesslinger3755
    @deborahesslinger3755 2 роки тому +2

    These texts are so cool, adult kids getting texted by their parents, that is not only precious but also priceless

  • @juliewalters7108
    @juliewalters7108 3 роки тому +3

    How can you not love every single one of their Mom’s??!! So funny!

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +3138

    "Go the duck to sleep" LMFAO 😂

  • @trueyjustin9427
    @trueyjustin9427 5 років тому +955

    bruh i got scared and thought today was mothers day for a second

  • @boluayeni2886
    @boluayeni2886 4 роки тому +31

    Why is no one talking about David's mom (he's in stranger things)

    • @erinkerr8430
      @erinkerr8430 4 роки тому +3

      Bolu Ayeni Literally what I was about to comment❤️😍

  • @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074
    @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074 5 років тому +668

    Billie's mum Maggie is such a sweetheart.

    • @ChaingunCassidy
      @ChaingunCassidy 5 років тому +15

      Billie Eilish has a mother? I just assumed she was grown in a lab by record executives.

    • @Garvita-ot3xk
      @Garvita-ot3xk 5 років тому +6

      @@ChaingunCassidy 😂😂

    • @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074
      @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074 5 років тому +7

      @@ChaingunCassidy honestly it makes sense, shes so perfect its unnatural

    • @cykomiko6924
      @cykomiko6924 5 років тому

      Still supporting him?

    • @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074
      @uwunuzzlewuzzle2074 5 років тому +1

      @@cykomiko6924 what?

  • @legacy1689
    @legacy1689 5 років тому +1385

    Came for Billie,
    Stayed for the awesome video

    • @kristiyankirilov2467
      @kristiyankirilov2467 5 років тому +8

      Are you fake depressed too?

    • @rileys306
      @rileys306 5 років тому +30

      Christian Krasimiroff okay literally stop. you seriously have no idea what anyone is going through ever. even if you think someone is “fake depressed” doesn’t give you the right to say it. also not all of her fans are depressed... just stay tf out of her business if you can’t comment appropriately.

    • @strawwberryyy
      @strawwberryyy 5 років тому +17

      came for billie, stayed for billie

    • @legacy1689
      @legacy1689 5 років тому +24

      @@kristiyankirilov2467 For your information you don't have to be depressed to love her music or her personality and I actually am medically depressed but that's not why I think she's awesome

    • @pippyman85
      @pippyman85 5 років тому +14

      Christian Krasimiroff You’re sick.

  • @trinitycady9293
    @trinitycady9293 4 роки тому +4

    David’s and billies mom are so funny lol

  • @angelinebena9675
    @angelinebena9675 3 роки тому +4

    Kourtney: I just forget!!
    Omg I can’t stand her

  • @ashifa_9732
    @ashifa_9732 5 років тому +1314

    I can't figure out what tf was REGINA'S mom tryna say??

    • @qwertiedota
      @qwertiedota 5 років тому +138

      Im not going to jt concert.
      Good job.
      #^&@!*
      Can't text properly. Im trying
      Bye
      Love you

    • @ashifa_9732
      @ashifa_9732 5 років тому +8

      @@qwertiedota woho! Thanks😊

    • @shiannehart8086
      @shiannehart8086 4 роки тому

      I agreed

    • @coopa4460
      @coopa4460 4 роки тому +2

      qwertiedota I have a feeling she meant Jay-Z

    • @tchaugn
      @tchaugn 4 роки тому +2

      I think "I'm trying" is "I'm driving" so makes sense

  • @syedmasudahamedjilani9440
    @syedmasudahamedjilani9440 4 роки тому +419

    "Go to duck to sleep"
    Literally 😂😂😂

  • @trinkasl7826
    @trinkasl7826 4 роки тому +1

    David Harbor, Billie Eilish, P!NK, this can’t get any better can it!?!?

  • @Zheltyy_
    @Zheltyy_ 4 роки тому +881

    My mom's usual texts:
    "When will you be home?"
    "Should I prepare rice?"
    "Are you even studying?"
    "I'm bored at office."
    "I'm BOOOORRREED."
    "Chanu I'll take sick leave and come home because I'm bored."
    "Are you at college?"
    "Rice?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love my mom and her casual texts about being bored at office.

    • @mahlatsemamabolo4126
      @mahlatsemamabolo4126 4 роки тому +3

      shriya sb 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zeustah
      @Zeustah 4 роки тому +21

      Why tf your mom sending you texts that she’s bored. Weird af.

    • @queenygordon3753
      @queenygordon3753 4 роки тому +57

      @@Zeustah i think it's cute and show that she and her mother are close😍😍😍😋😋

    • @utubedano
      @utubedano 4 роки тому +41

      Zeustah, that's how REAL moms are. Caring and close. Shame not everyone get to experience it. 😬

    • @azula2399
      @azula2399 4 роки тому +7

      My mom doesn’t text me. I text her asking her when food will be done or when she will come home

  • @victorialouise03
    @victorialouise03 5 років тому +308

    SHE FORGOT my heart I could never do that

  • @Acsissy1234
    @Acsissy1234 3 роки тому +3

    Billie’s mom is the funny one i think😂😂

  • @karentanoyo8741
    @karentanoyo8741 5 років тому +248

    1:48 Here's what ya'll came for, William Eyelash

    • @zaravilla2712
      @zaravilla2712 5 років тому +7

      Karen Tanoyo yesss! Someone finally gets her name right! Thank u lol

    • @sheliie9936
      @sheliie9936 5 років тому +5

      only real fans know where that’s from

    • @KC-sf7ej
      @KC-sf7ej 5 років тому

      Zara Villa hahahha

  • @marsl1ght
    @marsl1ght 5 років тому +4116

    1:46 " Go the duck to sleep" HAHAHAHAHA I DIED Also, I saw Billie and I clicked so fast!
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes! These are the most likes I've ever gotten!

  • @Ri_5475
    @Ri_5475 4 роки тому +2

    1:53
    *"You were tired and in a funk today. Go the duck to sleep!!!!!! I hear you, love Mom" - Maggie* 😂😂😂

  • @no-so9vz
    @no-so9vz 3 роки тому +2

    Omg they should be more of this I actually enjoy watching them!

  • @metalyuncle3106
    @metalyuncle3106 4 роки тому +343

    “With their thumbs” lmao moms use their pointer fingers to text

    • @amandabisby3546
      @amandabisby3546 4 роки тому +2

      Rackster I use my pointer finger too ngl 😳

    • @skr_skr1
      @skr_skr1 4 роки тому +2

      @@amandabisby3546 bruh

    • @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125
      @imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 4 роки тому +3

      @@amandabisby3546 if you arent using your thumbs on a phone or your whole hand when on a laptop keyboard then primary school typing classes have failed u
      i am disappointed amanda

    • @nobledeagrella
      @nobledeagrella 4 роки тому +7

      are you even a mom if you don't use your pointer fingers to text?

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg 4 роки тому

      Absolute Buffoon ikr

  • @satsuki4646
    @satsuki4646 5 років тому +3205

    0:23 “we asked celebrities to share texts from their REAL moms” as if fake moms are common for celebrities??? (Joke because too many of you apparently can’t tell what is and what isn’t a joke)

    • @lebowski2418
      @lebowski2418 5 років тому +47

      美情jovonna meaning it’s not staged

    • @tyler94302
      @tyler94302 5 років тому +39

      yes... lots of younger celebs have fake moms to protect their real parents identities and to avoid too much attention at a young age

    • @napoleon9970
      @napoleon9970 5 років тому +8

      0:22 honey

    • @satsuki4646
      @satsuki4646 5 років тому

      CloutKage it’s a joke.

    • @satsuki4646
      @satsuki4646 5 років тому

      Tyler Kheang once again. It’s a joke

  • @eileen_reyes
    @eileen_reyes 4 роки тому +85

    Who else clicked on the video just because Billie was on the thumbnail

  • @lovetageesey6569
    @lovetageesey6569 3 роки тому +1

    I honestly love Katy's mum. Her whole text was so long. It was exactly how mum texts me.

  • @MarshaEmpress12
    @MarshaEmpress12 5 років тому +334

    The one from P!nk is real funny. 😅🤣

  • @TheChristian50
    @TheChristian50 5 років тому +873

    I thought kourtney was kim talking the whole time wtf

    • @lustekofta6945
      @lustekofta6945 5 років тому +13

      Yup .. they have the same squeaky airhead-voice

    • @NoName-vi5pl
      @NoName-vi5pl 5 років тому +11

      And all of them legit look the exact same

    • @LordFartamor
      @LordFartamor 5 років тому +1

      @@lustekofta6945 me too

    • @zenadine8629
      @zenadine8629 5 років тому +1

      As if they’re .... SISTERS.. headass.

    • @TheChristian50
      @TheChristian50 5 років тому +1

      Zenadine yeah because all sisters sound alike....

  • @awesometani8148
    @awesometani8148 3 роки тому +1

    This looks like they just used their phones predictive text that pops up when you type something 😂

  • @internetuser0496
    @internetuser0496 4 роки тому +6

    Imagine our mums being a troll like Rob Delaney's mum😂

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 5 років тому +48

    William Eyelash, such a lovely young man indeed.

  • @ninjapirat4703
    @ninjapirat4703 4 роки тому +1069

    If only the Kardashians could invest money into their personalities and not into their bodies...

    • @NOONE-cd4gu
      @NOONE-cd4gu 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr

    • @silvercrown4293
      @silvercrown4293 4 роки тому +22

      @NinjaPirat they can do what ever they want with their bodies, it's what ever makes them happy, not what you think. also, it wasn't all of them, it was just Kourtney who forgot so chill out on them like jeez.

    • @amircoronationking614
      @amircoronationking614 4 роки тому +27

      @@silvercrown4293 shut up

    • @grey8356
      @grey8356 4 роки тому +18

      Dalia Pabon okay kardashian’s pr team 😳

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 4 роки тому +5

      Dalia Pabon “their body’s”
      You can miss me with that

  • @Lilahlove17
    @Lilahlove17 4 роки тому +11

    Mom: Go the duck to sleep.
    Child: What now?
    Mom: Also you where in a funk today.
    Child: I am confusion.

  • @darkeilish8043
    @darkeilish8043 4 роки тому

    Billies mom is just, awh

  • @isidran688
    @isidran688 4 роки тому +289

    Kim was so offended that Kourtney didn’t answer 😭😭 1:22

    • @wendybuie9263
      @wendybuie9263 4 роки тому +50

      You are so right... kim actually looked upset about her being disrespectful

    • @sabri5088
      @sabri5088 4 роки тому +3

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jawairiaqasim3214
      @jawairiaqasim3214 3 роки тому +1

      Kim is the blonde one right??

    • @isidran688
      @isidran688 3 роки тому +11

      @@jawairiaqasim3214 no that’s khloe! she looked offended too but kim’s silence and “oh my god how do you forget?” just seemed louder to me 😭

    • @toriless
      @toriless 2 роки тому

      She must be the decent one