Lol. You would think that after going to twice weekly confessions for three plus decades they would be holy penance equivalents of the Hertz-Penske pit crew.
My heart sinks when I see 3+ women over the age of 55 in line in front of me because I know I will be in line for at least an hour. I feel bad saying it but it's true
@@brandonmason3311be thankful they aren't nuns Fulton Sheen said Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn and I would imagine be even longer.
In my experience old ladies are pretty quick about it, but it's not out of the ordinary to find people in their 20s-30s who use confession as a 30 minute therapy sesh despite a massive line behind them.
@@cactoidjim1477 Not at all. I just have a very poor memory, especially for addresses, directions and anything that cannot be boiled down to a concept.
@@cactoidjim1477I am and shoe kinda fitted… I did read the Bible for fun start to finish when I was a teen… No joke! Just an only child… 😅 But my memory is so shot after 2 little kiddos… I had to look it up too… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thought at first that the confession one would be going in and immediately hearing "Oh yes, you're the one who confessed [unspeakable sin] last time" (Fear not, reader; many priests attest that they forget every sin they hear almost immediately)
I am glad I saw this in the middle of the day. I did not wake anybody with laughter. PS: Still waiting for the next Catholic Breakfast, this time please include Michael Knowles
As someone who is scrupulous, the first one is insanely accurate though I know that if you have the intention to actually confess, God’ll probably let you pass
Laura, you’re so brave for coming out as a man. I am so happy for you. Since women can’t be funny, you’ve been making us laugh and showing your true colors. Welcome to the club! - Yours sincerely, Fr. James Martin SJ.
@@robmorgan3842 Acksually... I was referring back to a previous Too Far episode. I think it was the "Laurtex" episode, "Catholic news you (probably don't) need to know". ..But thanks for telling me how to spell. I had no idea you spelled your *colors* differently than we do in 'Merica.
Hahaha when I found out I was pregnant with our twins bringing us to 5 under 6 "FUUUUUUUUUU...N!" Was essentially my reaction 😂 they ended up being our easiest babies though ❤
I had a similar experience of getting pregnant with twins when I had a two year old and one year old 🤣 somehow we survived and had a nice long 4 year break before baby #5 (praise God for very good gifts)!
We recently had an NFP slip-up that would have brought us to 5 under 6 WITHOUT twins, and man, "Thy will be done" said through gritted teeth like 450 times a day....false alarm this time. Bless you for making it through a twin pregnancy. I've heard it's way crazier than singleton pregnancies, even if singleton pregnancies are routine for a woman at that point. A mom at our parish had twins for babies 7 and 8, and she said it was tough.
@@Snails888I just found out we are expecting an "open to life" baby even though we were trying to avoid. My first reaction was definitely "fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-nnnnnnn?!?!?!!!" We have 3 boys and I had a pretty traumatic miscarriage this spring that I thought was the end of our bringing life into the world... Guess not! My husband is thrilled and said "in the words of Daft Punk... One more time!!"
Another masterpiece from Laura! Though I will say about the first one, I think that if God knows that you fully intended to go to confession but couldn't make it and something happens to you, he'll still count it as if you had gone.
After watching your video (especially the first part), I went straight to Confession. This, after weeks of procrastinating and feeling guilty. Laura Horn is not only funny, she also makes life changing content!
FUUUUNNNN!! 😂😂😂 that was pretty much my reaction to finding out my current pregnancy was going to be our second set of twins! Babies #6/7. My oldest is only six 🤪 sooooo many blessings! 🙃
Easter eggs you may not have noticed: 1. Spiderman cap hanging on a hook in the front hall. (Is it Trenty's? Fans want to know.) 2. Laura sleeps with her lapel mike on.
Hi to anyone reading this please pray for me I’m fourteen and a catechumen in the Church, I’ll be received this Easter, though I’ve falling away from the faith before I really know that this is where I’m meant to be please pray for me! In fact I’ve fallen 28th from the faith once and that was 2 months ago I almost became Jewish but Glory to God he led me back to the church, my sacraments teacher even told me there’s like a 1% chance I would still be received this Easter Vigil, well with the prayers of many people I in fact am being received this Easter Vigil, Glory to Hod. Please also pray for my parents reversion they haven’t been catholic since they became adults and they are supportive but I want them to know Christ like I do!
My Catholic nightmares: The priest is distributing condoms at Communion, The priest is throwing the hosts off of the balcony at Communion and we need to catch them on our tongues, I drive my car into the basement of a church, and it's a Protestant church, and there is no way to drive the car back out, I get lost trying to find a balcony seat at the Cathedral because I take the wrong stairway, or the wrong turn. These are all actual dreams I had.
That first one sounds horrible! I once dreamt that I stepped on the Eucharist and suddenly rats came from everywhere trying to eat the particles. I was trying to chase them away whilst not stepping on Our Lord again. In my dream-mind I constantly thought of the Priest that I would confess that to, and how you actually say that in Confession.
Alright the Timothy Gordon bit shook me so hard with laughter I irritated my nursing baby. I legitimately joked about Timothy Gordon showing up after I said something to him in a rude tone the other day😂.
Dear@@laurahorn, just part of the charm of your skits! Don't get "better" at what you are doing! You are like our sweet, goofy sister, come for a visit!
I’d be afraid of Tim Gordon analyzing my marriage as well. Like maybe he’s criticizing me in his head the whole time lol. I do still watch his content.
While a dream for some that would “prove” the faith - the three day darkness thing…a nightmare because you don’t know where you stowed the candle and there’s apparently no working lights to search 😅
One of my worst fears came true when I lost my adventurous three year old in an old church with a balcony! My heart skipped a beat running up those stairs to look for him! It turned out that he followed some people outside! 😮
Another one I've had: when you didn't make it to Mass on Sunday morning so you're driving to a Sunday evening Mass and you're afraid your car will break down or you'll get stuck in traffic or you'll get into an accident on the way there 😅*constantly reminds myself I wouldn't be missing the obligation if something like that happened since I had every intention to go 🤣
"Fuuuuuuuuuu...n!" Epic. (But if you're married to a fellow named Trent Horn, whaddaya expect? Guess you'll have to tell him to lay off the fuuuuuu...n and "think about apologetics.")
I know the confession joke was just for laughs. Laura is married to a brilliant Catholic apologist and she is a very intelligent Catholic herself so of course she knows that if we are truly repentant of a mortal sin and tried to receive the Sacrament of Penance but died before we got there, God would forgive us and will deliver us from hell. If we have perfect contrition we have remission of temporal punishment. If we only have imperfect contrition we suffer the purging of the effects of sin in the fires of Purgatory. So maybe that was the fire of Purgatory represented in Laura's comedy. Laura is a blessing. We need laughter badly.
0/10 you missed the one where you only have 24 hours to live but when you show up to confession everyone ahead of you is an old lady
Lol. You would think that after going to twice weekly confessions for three plus decades they would be holy penance equivalents of the Hertz-Penske pit crew.
My heart sinks when I see 3+ women over the age of 55 in line in front of me because I know I will be in line for at least an hour. I feel bad saying it but it's true
@@brandonmason3311be thankful they aren't nuns Fulton Sheen said Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn and I would imagine be even longer.
@@robmorgan3842 🤣
In my experience old ladies are pretty quick about it, but it's not out of the ordinary to find people in their 20s-30s who use confession as a 30 minute therapy sesh despite a massive line behind them.
Driving to Church extra carefully when you really need to go to Confession.
If this ain't me.
Me after confession- "Lord, if I'm going ro die in a car crash, let it be now." 😅
You can do extra risky activities after completing a plenary indulgence. 😅
@@krdiaz8026 Somehow that feels like a hidden sin of pride.😂
@@StanleyPinchak Me: "Purgatory? But I did a plenary."
God: "Yeah, and sinned again just before dying."
Me: 😲
I hereby crown you Queen of Catholic Insider Jokes.
That is just what I was thinking. Somehow we know all these jokes and can share them.
Long live the queen!
My Cardinal is the bad Tobin. I laughed so hard at the good Tobin or bad Tobin
All hail her Majesty! Huzzah1
Right?! She’s so inside, I don’t even get them all!! 😅
I have no idea what you’re saying in the shower, but you’re such a trooper! Fake blood taking production to the next level!
Fake Timothy Gordon at the door was also very next level.
I heard "I love vegemite. What he's doing to us?" ...
She's saying, "Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Auuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhh! Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"
@angrypotato_fz no she said "I tried vegetated! I don't even like vegimite!"
@@robynbeach3198what does that even mean?
The Tim Gordon one got me. And I laughed when I looked up what was in Ephesians 5.
Someone's a cradle Catholic...🤣🤣
@@cactoidjim1477 Not at all. I just have a very poor memory, especially for addresses, directions and anything that cannot be boiled down to a concept.
Oh man - you and me both. I just had it pounded into my head in AWANAS@@BalanceFreedomPiano
@@cactoidjim1477I am and shoe kinda fitted…
I did read the Bible for fun start to finish when I was a teen… No joke! Just an only child… 😅
But my memory is so shot after 2 little kiddos… I had to look it up too… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cactoidjim1477most of us are🤷♀️
I have nightmares about Trent going sede...
Probably would only happen in Cardinal (bad) Tobin is the next Pope
@@victoriaeinbinder9487 or any of the other two she mentioned. I live in Chicago. Lord, please spare your Church from Pope Cupich.
@@cfban I'm more freaked out about the prospect of Pope Kiss-y Fernandez.
Not unreasonable when you consider the path taken by Patrick Coffin. Prayers for Patrick
@@cathgrl0785 that would be appalling. Of all the stunningly bad appointments that His Holiness has made, this one takes the cake.
Each sketch brilliantly observed. We all need to laugh, Laura Horn and you bring it!
The NFP one is so on point! This whole video is easily one of my favorites
The Tim Gordon part was soooo funny. And the nfp part was relatable haha
Thought at first that the confession one would be going in and immediately hearing "Oh yes, you're the one who confessed [unspeakable sin] last time"
(Fear not, reader; many priests attest that they forget every sin they hear almost immediately)
I worry a bit because not many people go to confession at my church, so the odds are that the priest will be able to remember a bit better. 😅
You mean you all don't go to a different parish to confess unspeakable sins? 😂
@@krdiaz8026 Good idea. 👍
@@krdiaz8026 Weak sauce. You need to up your game to face to face with your regular priest. We can't let the ortho bros gain any more ammuntion.🤣
@@Mick_AubI have heard priests speak of how they forget what they hear in Confession I think it's a grace for them and us
Glad we’re not the only family with no headboard and a random assortment of pillows
Our house looks like an air b n b. . . We need to step our adult game.
That Tim Gordon one was very good
I am glad I saw this in the middle of the day. I did not wake anybody with laughter. PS: Still waiting for the next Catholic Breakfast, this time please include Michael Knowles
The confession one is too real! lol 😅
As someone who is scrupulous, the first one is insanely accurate though I know that if you have the intention to actually confess, God’ll probably let you pass
I literally laughed aloud when you opened the blinds 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Comedic genius!
That Tim Gordon cutout... LOL
I forgot to take it down, so when I opened my blinds the next morning, I literally screamed.
@@laurahornpicturing this, I just can’t stop laughing 😂
@@laurahorn Could be the idea for an horror-comedy skit :D
@@laurahorn Pics or it didn't happen. 🤣
Laura, you’re so brave for coming out as a man. I am so happy for you. Since women can’t be funny, you’ve been making us laugh and showing your true colors. Welcome to the club!
- Yours sincerely, Fr. James Martin SJ.
Dark.😮
@@lboh5260 You misspelled *gray*.
@@StanleyPinchakactually you have. In England where English Originated and in the commonwealth where I'm from the correct spelling is Grey.
@@robmorgan3842 Acksually...
I was referring back to a previous Too Far episode. I think it was the "Laurtex" episode, "Catholic news you (probably don't) need to know".
..But thanks for telling me how to spell. I had no idea you spelled your *colors* differently than we do in 'Merica.
This girl has the best ad transitions!
Her Ad transitions are top tier 💯
0:36- "Nighty night Church" 😂😂😂😂
I love when you poke fun at Tim Gordon. 😂
He's a true patriarch, I am sure he can handle a gentle ribbing.
Hahaha when I found out I was pregnant with our twins bringing us to 5 under 6 "FUUUUUUUUUU...N!" Was essentially my reaction 😂 they ended up being our easiest babies though ❤
I had a similar experience of getting pregnant with twins when I had a two year old and one year old 🤣 somehow we survived and had a nice long 4 year break before baby #5 (praise God for very good gifts)!
We recently had an NFP slip-up that would have brought us to 5 under 6 WITHOUT twins, and man, "Thy will be done" said through gritted teeth like 450 times a day....false alarm this time. Bless you for making it through a twin pregnancy. I've heard it's way crazier than singleton pregnancies, even if singleton pregnancies are routine for a woman at that point. A mom at our parish had twins for babies 7 and 8, and she said it was tough.
@@Snails888I just found out we are expecting an "open to life" baby even though we were trying to avoid. My first reaction was definitely "fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-nnnnnnn?!?!?!!!"
We have 3 boys and I had a pretty traumatic miscarriage this spring that I thought was the end of our bringing life into the world... Guess not! My husband is thrilled and said "in the words of Daft Punk... One more time!!"
I so relate. 3&4 were twins and got pregnant 8mo postpartum to make 3 under 2 🥴
Laura never misses!
Another masterpiece from Laura! Though I will say about the first one, I think that if God knows that you fully intended to go to confession but couldn't make it and something happens to you, he'll still count it as if you had gone.
It still makes you worry 😂
I think in catechism it was called confession by desire.
Ohh my! I died laughing at the Tim Gordon skit! You are awesome! Thank you❤
After watching your video (especially the first part), I went straight to Confession. This, after weeks of procrastinating and feeling guilty.
Laura Horn is not only funny, she also makes life changing content!
I felt that pregnancy nightmare. Got pregnant 5 weeks after giving birth! 😳 ended up miscarrying ❤️ 🌈 R.I. P. Jonah❤️
Those JBLs are better than AirPods.
The Matt Fradd moving to Florida bit made me laugh harder than I have in a long time 🤣
Keep up the amazing videos!
Confession one got me good. 10/10 hard recommend, love this channel!
It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed as hard as when you opened the blind! You’re too much! 😂
“And they’re quadruplets” 😂 This was me. Every pregnancy I’m convinced it’s gonna be twins and we’re gonna be in too deep. 😅
“Fuuuuu…un!!!” is going to be my new go-to substitute swear word.
FUUUUNNNN!! 😂😂😂 that was pretty much my reaction to finding out my current pregnancy was going to be our second set of twins! Babies #6/7. My oldest is only six 🤪 sooooo many blessings! 🙃
Did I post my nightmares somewhere??? Spot on and super funny as usual Laura!! 😂
Easter eggs you may not have noticed: 1. Spiderman cap hanging on a hook in the front hall. (Is it Trenty's? Fans want to know.) 2. Laura sleeps with her lapel mike on.
Instead of Florida, Matt should have said that he’s finally gonna do it, and live totally off the grid in a hut somewhere.
Hi to anyone reading this please pray for me I’m fourteen and a catechumen in the Church, I’ll be received this Easter, though I’ve falling away from the faith before I really know that this is where I’m meant to be please pray for me! In fact I’ve fallen 28th from the faith once and that was 2 months ago I almost became Jewish but Glory to God he led me back to the church, my sacraments teacher even told me there’s like a 1% chance I would still be received this Easter Vigil, well with the prayers of many people I in fact am being received this Easter Vigil, Glory to Hod. Please also pray for my parents reversion they haven’t been catholic since they became adults and they are supportive but I want them to know Christ like I do!
I will pray for you and your parents 🙏
Ephesians 5 Bible study 😂
My Catholic nightmares:
The priest is distributing condoms at Communion,
The priest is throwing the hosts off of the balcony at Communion and we need to catch them on our tongues,
I drive my car into the basement of a church, and it's a Protestant church, and there is no way to drive the car back out,
I get lost trying to find a balcony seat at the Cathedral because I take the wrong stairway, or the wrong turn.
These are all actual dreams I had.
This,
is probably the funniest thing ever in the comments section. Never had these dreams, but ROFL
@@LillianNunyabizniss oh honey I've got more 😂
That first one sounds horrible!
I once dreamt that I stepped on the Eucharist and suddenly rats came from everywhere trying to eat the particles. I was trying to chase them away whilst not stepping on Our Lord again.
In my dream-mind I constantly thought of the Priest that I would confess that to, and how you actually say that in Confession.
@@Quekksilber how awful! I hate nightmares.
😂 I love you so much!!
Not Tim Gordon at the door NOOOOOOOOO 🤣😭
Alright the Timothy Gordon bit shook me so hard with laughter I irritated my nursing baby. I legitimately joked about Timothy Gordon showing up after I said something to him in a rude tone the other day😂.
Trent takes a fake call from Tim Gordon every single time I come off disrespectful.
Another good one Laura! Tim Gordon was my fav
The voice impressions of Fradd and Thursday 😂😂
Truly horrible, let's be honest.
Dear@@laurahorn, just part of the charm of your skits! Don't get "better" at what you are doing! You are like our sweet, goofy sister, come for a visit!
"It's Tim Gordon" I screamed
Having previously worked at Church Militant, I know exactly what “nighty-night” means. 😆
Don't assume anything. She was talking to her sister lol
LOL not having Matt Fradd for Pints w/ Aquinas is indeed a Catholic nightmare
I have to 🙊 and sit on my typing digits so hard cuz that PwA replacement nightmare is toooo rich. 😆😅🤣 Another home run, Laura Horn.
I spit out my tea at the Tim Gordon reveal. 😆😆😆😆
The worst nightmare is if Laura stops making these bangers!!
these are all truly my Catholic nightmares! 😂 so relatable! only one missing is the three days of darkness catching me off guard
Production quality has gone up. Great job Laura
CGI water in the shower scene - 👍
CGI Timothy Gordon at the door - kinda budget, disappointed really
True story. I watched this video wearing that exact type of Go Airs. I don't know if I should feel extreme pride or extreme shame.
I’d be afraid of Tim Gordon analyzing my marriage as well. Like maybe he’s criticizing me in his head the whole time lol. I do still watch his content.
0:51 I thought Laura was going Rated R there for a sec.
Me too tbh
The good Tobin or bad Tobin. Too funny!
While a dream for some that would “prove” the faith - the three day darkness thing…a nightmare because you don’t know where you stowed the candle and there’s apparently no working lights to search 😅
😂
😂i can't stop laughing you are absolutely the best ❤
Can't answer the door because you're at Ephesians 5 Bible study 🤣🤣
The NFP oops. Oh that hits home 😂😂😂
HEY! *NOBODY* is moving to Florida! We.
Are.
Full.
Haha poor Thursday! This was hilarious!
I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about confession as a Baptist.
I had a nightmare about going to Mass, but when it was time for the Eucharist, they handed out chicken sandwiches with jelly.
lol!!!!!! (I actually have 4 jars of Vegemite in the kitchen cupboard...I like it...Marmite [British, original version], not as much)
The face on that priest that didn't have time to take that confession when he has to lead the funeral later.
I think I laughed in this video. Definitely, during the tripping out of Mass only to die without making it to confession before Mass.
I really hope this one becomes a series! FUUUUUUUUUUU-N!
Tim Gordon 😂😂😂
My personal favorite.
I am a single old maid and he scares me. I soooo need this Catholic humor.
Signed up for Hallow..Of course used Laura Horn as recommender.
😅 loved this!
One of my worst fears came true when I lost my adventurous three year old in an old church with a balcony! My heart skipped a beat running up those stairs to look for him! It turned out that he followed some people outside! 😮
Phew, well I'm glad your worst fear wasn't him plummetting off the balcony, because that first sentence was scary.
I once had a nightmare where I stepped on the Eucharist and Rats came from everywhere and tried to eat the particles. Not very pleasant.
Oh man, that’s intense!
Nighty Night Church 🔥🔥
So funny! The comments about patriarchy are hilarious. Laura never fails to deliver the laughs. Two Thumbs way up! 👍👍😄
Am I going to need to read more Chesterton to understand all the humor?
Wow, even Thursday is a target.
I am the lady yelling fuuuuuuuuuuuun right now 😂 gonna be so much fuuuuuuuunnnnnn!
The Thursday snipe had me ☠
Prediction: Laura goes to her stats in UA-cam Studio and finds "Laura in Hell" to be the most-watched segment. (It needs to be made into a short)
And on the other hand here's me hoping every pregnancy is twins! 😂 So far no luck!
Oh yeah, the Catholic "FUUUU ... nnn!"
Another one I've had: when you didn't make it to Mass on Sunday morning so you're driving to a Sunday evening Mass and you're afraid your car will break down or you'll get stuck in traffic or you'll get into an accident on the way there 😅*constantly reminds myself I wouldn't be missing the obligation if something like that happened since I had every intention to go 🤣
I have said “good Tobin or bad Tobin?” before when asking friends about bishops
It’s literally the end of my Hallow trial tomorrow 😢
My nightmare is that before confession, 20 old people, that live alone, with a popular priest. I die in the confession line and turn into a skeleton.
The worst one is going to mass, but they start clapping during the procession hymn.
The confession thing I understand but makes me sad. :(
"Oh fuuuuuuun" - haha that's great
LMAO THE TIM JOKE
"Fuuuuuuuuuu...n!" Epic.
(But if you're married to a fellow named Trent Horn, whaddaya expect? Guess you'll have to tell him to lay off the fuuuuuu...n and "think about apologetics.")
Welcome to Pints with Aquinas, where every day is THRSDY!!! NOOOOOOO
My biggest Catholic fear is going to confession with one of my priest uncles on the other side😂
Had to go to my brother before Easter when the other priest was sick with covid.
I considered it part of the penance.
@@StanleyPinchak True penance indeed!
Im a quadruplet lol!!!
Laura horn first thing in the morning!
Great video. The subtitle for The Man Who was Thursday is "A Nightmare." I think this is the American translation 😂
You predicted the move to Florida.
Im 6 weeks post partum and the pregnancy one is definitely accurate. Haha!
Lol Is Trent as funny as Laura? He's a great apologist, but the only time I heard him joke was about the title of his channel 'Council of Trent'
Laura must have come up with the name 🤣
I know the confession joke was just for laughs. Laura is married to a brilliant Catholic apologist and she is a very intelligent Catholic herself so of course she knows that if we are truly repentant of a mortal sin and tried to receive the Sacrament of Penance but died before we got there, God would forgive us and will deliver us from hell. If we have perfect contrition we have remission of temporal punishment. If we only have imperfect contrition we suffer the purging of the effects of sin in the fires of Purgatory.
So maybe that was the fire of Purgatory represented in Laura's comedy. Laura is a blessing. We need laughter badly.
The first one is too true😅
I’m glad I’m not the only one.