Animal War Rules
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About two hundred thousand years ago, perhaps the first war in human history began. HomoSapiens fought over territory and resources with Neanderthals, and this led to the gradual extermination of the latter. But the animals began feuding long before man picked up a stick. And believe me, their wars have always been just as brutal.
Humans: *start ww3*
Insects: *on their 26th world war*
Oh really? I thought they were pn their millionth one
@@graydoor7718 more like trillionth
@@graydoor7718 *world* war
@@xmipad-rafaelxaverianmulya6084*this is my last war*
@@graydoor7718 good one
The cameraman in the middle of monke war : Im a journalist, don't shoot
6:31 🐜 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
@@anneboleyn670 LOTR reference lol
@@anzhelabeyko1336 ah yes, I see you are a man of culture aswell
missed chances are sad
He actually wore an monkey suit during his covering of the chimpanzee war and was actually taken prisoner and held as a spy but the humans and ape ambassador negotiated his release in exchange for a more favorable banana trade deal.
"The size doesn't matter; the number does."
Sun Tzu, "Ant of War"
Ant Tzu
"ant of war" that could be a good movie title
Number does matter but strategy is key - William Jackson
This comment sounds so wrong
@@chochi7367 yep kinda
When I was a kid, two ant colony waged war on a path in my backyard.
It went for 3 days and at the end of each day they would collect up their dead and went home. It only ended when one colony was completely wiped out.
It was amazing
Thousands of ants die horribly, baby ants eaten, grueling days have passed of endless warfare that has consumed the entire land.
Kid You: Neat :D
@@dumpsterpsycho2894 this is true
For the ants it's like world War 1 every day and what we see is 6 legged buggies having a playdate
@@a1marine105 Guess thats how god (if he exists) feel about watching humans kill one another.
You were very observant.
Once when I was 7 I realised that pollen made the ants crazy or something. Me being the 7 year old I was I fed every ant soem pollen. Let's just say I rpbably started a war between thousands of ants
Imagine doing all that work to defend your home to the point where you have developed a superior army force just to have some bored human 8 year old with a tree branch destroy your entire home in 2 seconds
Ants: "the gods are cruel"
Would this be same with aliens?
😂 😂 😂
I never destroyed ant hills personally, I liked seeing how big they would get
@@mohammedwaseemahmed2145 my god..
Fun Fact: some ant colonies care for their wounded and also the wounded resort to theatrics to ensure they are cared for. 🐜
And soothe wounded beyond saving ants deny treatment so those you have a chance of fighting can still live
Do the best performances win an Antcademy Award?
Very interesting, do you have source?
Please dont say that, now i want an insect sandbox game lmao
Nice.
I like how ants use their whole bodies as objects and are completely fine with playing door or honey jar
Yeah i bet you like that you dirty s***
@@spbot2 xD
We have honey jar humans too.
LoL word 💯
Greg the doormat ant
Imagine that ant to be born to be like "Yes I was born to be a door."
Or a barrel
Hodor?
Lmao I thought it saids doctor
or a wall
Monke: Who tf are you?
Homo sapiens: Im you but with big brain
Yes
Ha
Homo sapien: starts cutting up monke and feeds to it's dog
@@misterskeleton_yt7854 wtf
@@kenality5630 History ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Humans: ''We've had a hundred years war, its the most brutal war that happened to the world.''
Ants with their hundred million war: P A T H E T I C
Actually, WW2 is the deadliest.
@@toade1583 their a difference between mots brutal most deadliest actually ww1 was the most brutal war
A hundred million years ago on a six thousand year old earth is quiet a feat, amazing!
@@nhanzdelossantos3134 the earth is technically billionms of years old... uh... and i know this aint no joke sir, uhh use the internet to search things up before you become a fool.
@@andrewvaiz4304 Thanks for your concern about my eternal destiny, I assure you I am OK, as I am sure you already know a fool is someone who has said in his heart, "There is no God". On the contrary I do believe in God and that He is who He said He is, The Creator from everlasting to everlasting, no beginning and no end. If there were no God space would just be a void, total nothingness, the fact we are here on this beautiful but fallen earth tells us everything we need to know. As to the source of my information for truth I would definitely place God's word the Bible over the internet, even though God is timeless in His Omniscience for whatever reason that I am not to question with my finite mind, His timing and reason to create the universe when he did. His word says that it happened about six thousand years ago and the more recent carbon dating supports that assumption. We are also told He created everything is six literal days and rested on the seventh, the Sabbath. Since we are somewhere near the end of the six thousand year period we will soon enter into the last day refereed to as the millennium or the thousand year reign of Christ. Since we are giving advice you might want to give a little less confidence to the reliability of the internet and maybe take a course in Bible 101, it might just make you proud. Shalom!
the queen: what did it cost
Every remaining ant and brood: everything
6:21 that may be the coolest thing an ant can do, didn't expect an ant to be a shield. Someone could make an ant fighting game if they really wanted to, that's how diverse this stuff is
Instead of killing my ants in my back yard imma just watch them reenact the 100 year war
Haha avatar
@@antistbarcodex1677 what
For them it's probably ww1
@@fullmetaltheorist probably they seen us do it too
@@fullmetaltheorist no it’s wwgoogleplex
Animals fighting
Humans watching: "so they're having a a party"
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Infinite
The guard ants are just NPC’s with the spider “I thought I heard something.. ahh must be imagining things”
WATOP videos always get me glued to the screen.....and that's not an easy thing to do. Well done!
Bro can u suggest some cool channels like this
The first spider not just looks like an ant, but smells like one too. That's why the Ants don't attack it
How to avoid getting killed by army ants
Step 1 : army ants dont attack anything that smells like them
Step 2 : cover yourself in army ants
Step 3 : THEY WHERE ALIVE
STEP 4 : GET D E V O U R E D B Y A N T S
S T E P 5 : B E C O M E A N A N T
2021 "ant man" incydent
Until it farts then all bets are off
What do you mean a spider?! It's Steve's brother's aunt's second sister from his father side! Can't you see?
He's under over lol
Colony of ants attacking:
Ants with door for heads: oh no.... anyways
Attackers: leave and return with a drill
Door ants: u weren’t supposed to do that
Attackers: Get crushed by the drill
Door ants: Oh no... anyways
@@StefanShift
Attackers: Comes back with tiny shovels
Ants: You weren’t supposed to do that
@@shakiramulcahy9069
Attackers : gets crushed by tiny shovels
Door ants: Oh no... anyways
Door ant used Block!
Colony H.P. went up by 30!
You Attack. Deals 0 damage It's not effective
Door ant skips it's turn
You Retreat - Defeat
Round II
Door ant used Block!
Colony H.P. went up by 50!
You use Soilder ants
Deals 15 damage
It's not affective
Worker used Reinforcements!
Colony attack went up by 60!
You used Drill
You've Killed The door ant
Colony Is weak!
Colony surrenders
You won! +Survival 10% +ant workers 30 +Food 107 +ant exp 78%
4:54 the “help” while he looks at the camera like that had made me spit up my drink 😂
The correct standard solder ant classifications are Minor, Major, and Supermajor. Keep in mind that there are also intermediates as ant size is often inexact with many developing slightly larger or smaller.
Bruh imagine existing just to be a door lmao
At least it's not a doormat lmao
Or a fucking sweet water barrel 💀
Hordor un GoT haha
Hold the door
Ho th door
HODOR!
Atleast it's useful.
Ants : finally the war is OVER!
Kids who wants to pee:🤫
ived declared five ant wars, as a child
How do you do the other day at work and then you have to be there in a
I've stomped on so many ants and targeted an anthill until I opened it with a stick
I brought they're queen to my home
I just kill the whole colony last year i just pour water on the nest and the next day a throw a homemade molotov at the nest
@@greenalienforever3162 savage
"ants are ranked higher depending on their size"
Me: Wait size matters now?
Yeah
Always has been.
@Khuaikhema Hnamte saammmee
Yeah size does matter the bigger you are more stronger and walk longer
This is cool, I didn't know animals had wars like humans do. Seeing how the ants fight battles and make fortresses was cool.
Thermites, when facing a superior foe (like a big ass ant army) have a tactic in which a platoon of warriors form a phalanx at the entrances and hold off the invaders while workers behind them seal the entrances with their glue-like salive and dirt.
@@ismaelsantos5378so they sacrifice the termites that create the phalanx?
"Hundreds of millions of ants may die over the course of a war."
*excited gas mask noises in the distance*
krieg?
@@gangstashrimp3023 FOR THE EMPORAH
Now you made me think if there was ever an Ant Hitler.
@@theeternalsuperstar3773 its the queens XD
ah yes
victory in the name of the emperor of mankind 😄
Imagine you go into the forest while not knowing there's a war between ants and then you heard something yelling "you shall not pass !!"
Imagine being karadzic and you're in prison for life meanwhile ants wipe out entire colonies and kill each other's babies and they don't even get put on trial
Then you hear a loud bang after you shall not pass and you go to find out what it is and you see tons of dead and one survivor, but it’s just the Door ant
@@diegolopez276 Well if you're in the victorious nation's army doing those things you wouldn't get in trouble either ;]
I've seen channels like this one that dont pull it off very well. This channel manages to be interesting and funny. Nice job.
6:10
Imagine being alive just to be a freaking door
And protects your entire colony
Ants:*living peacefully in their fortress*
Me: *poke poke*
Me: *With a 🔍*
Human nature ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Then millions of ants got out of the fortress
Ants : *you messed with the wrong Hill f o o l*
Fire ants: so you have chosen extreme pain.
Man, I want an ant RTS game with different species boasting different strengths and weaknesses
Yeah, I'd kill for a new beefy version of SimAnt from back in the day.
Empires of the undergrowth
@@T-REX-KNIGHT I think he means multiplayer
@@gianteggthiefakadarealgiga2814 I believed thats a planned feature at some point
just play wc3 and make your own custom map.
I clicked on this from curiosity . I got the most incredible lore ever
Human : walks in a forest
Ants in the background, protecting it's nest : " *YOU SHALL NOT PASS* "
Human : what was that?
At least he knows his purpose as a door. Most humans don’t know their purpose in life.
@Lance Night
your one of the lost i see
@@vcommandarv5916 😎
Our purpose in life is to go to church every Sunday
@@NapoleonBonaparte96 you better go back and read your Bible. Satan love’s it if you only go to church every Sunday of your life. But if you don’t have a relationship with God all mighty and know him. You will never know God if you don’t read your Bible. Satan doesn’t want you you to read your Bible and know God. Catholic Church is full of people who go to church but don’t know who God is.
@@ericwalker6546 although am muslim but bravo 👏 😯
3:03 *THIS IS SPARTA*
I guess everyone has forgotten Leonidas
Messenger: This is madness
Leonidas: madness no
THIS IS SPARTAA *epic falling scene*
@to day same type different colony
Scar and mufasa
"Long, live, the king...."
*Suspense music*
"AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Well I've always had a fascination for ants, I made the connection at a young age that ant colonies are much like our cities/large living areas.
I love ants, they're like a hole hive mind. Their role in the colony is literally inscribed in their DNA before they're even born. The queen, artillerymen, mushroom farmers, larvae baby-sitters, scouts, hunters and much more in one small pile of dirt. There are even slave-making ants who steal larvae from other colonies and rise them as their own to increase workforce. It's the only animal other than humans that can be seen by millions in a single place, that's why we share more than you think with them
Where I’m working at the moment there’s a big termite mount against a tree, it’s owned by Carpenter Ants, and that same colony basically holds dominion over the entire property, it like they’ve conquered a huge castle and all the surrounding kingdom 😂
A termite mound owned by ants?! Ants don't live in termite mounds after ut raided it dumbass
@@TripleTreuViet calm down Karen
@@TripleTreuViet wth are you talking about.
@@TripleTreuViet lmao says the person who didnt look this up first
Do them a favor, attack their bases, steal their larva. Teach them they won't always be on top. They won't always get to win. Go full negan on their asses
Enjoy the video friends!
let's see how many subscribers i can get from this comment current 110 ...
I always do
Damn
I really enjoy 😊
Hey can u shout me out pls?
About that beginning: Bruh, you know that just about everyone who has ancestors, which aren't from Africa south of the Sahara, has some neanderthal DNA, right? Our ancestors didn't just fight with the neanderthals.
Everyone knows that, it was a generalization.
This has good editing. Nice job
Cool! Now when someone says “only humans wage war”, I can say “Have I got something for you..!”
The only difference is that animals don't have firearms or nukes
@@vergil4220
Correct...but they do have acid and crunching jaws...which is their version of firearms. Don’t get all hung up on human weapons, that’s just a reality we have to deal with.
@Alek Owens Nether could Any human. a little more then 70 years ago. Yet Humans have been waging wars for thousands of years.
@Alek Owens *People.*
@@vergil4220 they would if they were smart enough
That feel when some animals are organized better than Flat Earth conventions
Lmfao
"Why don't you just take a bucket and drown my childern in front of me"
You mean that feeling? Then yes LMAO
dude, to far to far,
be lucky that they cant read
When you find out your neighbors stole your wi-fi password lol.
@@kaiuzumaki8758 lol
So informative and the narrator made it fun and easy to absorb
Ngl this is the most informative video I have watched all year. Everything what has been garbage up to this and I'm watching this in December 2021.
Imagine being in one of those chimpanzees war, it would have been even scarier than a regular war
Yeah
@Thanny Stormtrooper bruh... you right
In Germany they're known as chimpanzers.
@@davidanderson2357 I know, I live in Austria you know?
You have obviously never been in a "regular" war!
Humans: Ants don't fight others.
Ants: Peace was never an option
Whoever said that must've been a cluelesss idiot who have never heard of ants.
When someone yells at you saying animals dont do wars.
Just show them this and say they do just not with nuclear arms.
@@nullvoid7188 if they had the capacity to understand them they would definitely use them.
Some ants also conduct Slavery on other ants.
Honestly the edits are gold
Thank you for your valuable knowledge you share, I always like your explanation with right short videos, during the show, Respect and thanks.
Ants having a bloody war:
Humans who see the ants:there just playing right...?
Ant: wtf is playing?
@@bruhtnt4258 not funny dude
Injured ant: MY LEG!!
@@dannyrivera6746 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Toad me
"North clan and South Clan"
Did the americans and soviets intervene?
what does intervene mean?
@@dna_ghazi2505 means killing children and woman in a foreign country.
probably the British
Damn right.. supply them with swords and armor
@@dna_ghazi2505 Reference to the Korean war that created the North & South Korea that we have today.
The ant you really do not want to ever come across is the bullet ant. Its one of the most painful insect stings imaginable. As the name suggests the sting makes you feel the exact same way as if you were shot with a bullet. What's even more amazing is there are certain tribes that use this ant as a coming of age test. Kids will wear special made gloves full of these little suckers (they can grow to be 1.2" big for workers) and if they somehow don't pass out from the pain, they prove themselves worthy of being future leaders and warriors.
I need more videos on ant wars they so interesting like each species has different weapons and abilities
Once when I was a kid, I saw an army of ants consisted of three different species (Fire Ants, Carpenter Ants, and Little Black Ants) attack a termite colony in a tree stump in my back yard. At first I just notice the maturing termite royals flying away then the stump was completely swarmed by the ants. I watched in awe as one carpenter ant jumped on top of a termite royal, tear off its wings, and dragged the termite back into the stump. The termite was holding onto the ground for its life but its limb joints were proven to be weaker than its grip and its legs were torn off in the process.
DAM!!! Imagine if Pixar or Dreamworks made that into a movie😅
@@views_by_mali yes nice
The grass hopper: OH HEY ANT HI WANNA BE FRIENDS?
The ants: HEY I HERE FOOD... ATTACK
ANT STAMPEDE
The grass hopper: .... *silents*
The ant: huh but I herd something...
Other ant: YOUR FIRED JOHNNY
Lol
I’m *hear* laughing...
See what I did there?
The grasshopper is silently mocking them lol
Wonderful
“The grasshopper understands” that is because he had a good teacher, young grasshopper. 😄
That gandelf joke got me though, love the editing
Yesterday I donated my PHONE, WATCH, and WALLET to a poor guy You can't imagine the happiness that i felt as I saw him putting the gun back in his pocket...
Omg you are such a good person, thanks for your help!
"donated" you got robbed nigga 💀
@@zoomergamingyt6898 r/wooosh dumbass
@@face_yes I know it was a joke dumb ass
@@face_yes you are the only dumb here
3:02 they made him walk the plank
😳😂😭 They savages 🤣
Pirate theme intensifies
I could watch these all day long... espionage, disguises, biological and chemical weapons, hand-to-hand combat, fortresses, etc... It's like watching the ending battle scene of Lord of the Rings - Two Towers.
Love these videos by this guy.
Great video! Ant wars are truly epic! I've filmed a few on my channel. Ant love forever!
First your videos are the best
Cant belive your here
The ants must be lucky, not having war to do
Your ants must be lucky! No wars
Yep I haven’t even watched it yet but I know that is cool
Narrator: 3:07 "today they managed to defend the fortress, but at what cost?"
Thantnos: "Everything"
Underrated
@Zamuel Hamilton Thanos but he's an ant
hahaha
@Zamuel Hamilton th-ant-nos, Brainiac.
How can you misspell "Thanos" like that
when i was maybe 6 or 7 i seen a ant vs worm war. it was so awesome i will never forget that.
Funny, interesting, and informative. Great stuff.
I've seen ants go to war before. it's really fascinating, how they actually drag the wounded and dead back to their nest, and how they can organise simple strategies like having scouts,and actually retreating when they think they are surrounded/no way of winning
War, war never changes
I’m watching this at 2:00 am in the morning. Taking notes on strategy since sun tsu just told me git Gud.
Ikr, critically overrated book.
@@obibow-wow1963 If you think it's overrated then you are simply gum stuck under the bleachers.
Not 2am at night?
It’s 6:15 am 😀
Taking notes at 2am might I make a small suggestion
Whatever you have been smoking STOP...
As an Lotr and Hobbif fan I am so happy that hobbit is mentioned
6:26
when ur just 2 creative
The non stolen larvae: what did it cost
Any veteran: everything
"Intruder alert, a red spyder is in the base"
I get it
Spy der SPY
"A Red Spyder is in the base?!"
EFRANKSIO yo a little help with this web here?
@EFRANKSIO INCOMING!!!!
@EFRANKSIO *Elite ant enters* Antlemen
"...summons all the ants to war... To WAR!"
Best part of the video.
That was extremely interesting. Thank you.
I at first misread “Anime War Rules”
It’d be a simple video then: Be stupid, respect the enemy to transform (Eren not in a nutshell)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Attack on Titan comrade. i Like, OLE !
Never attack during the monologues
Pfp checks out
Tell your powers
Get a life their cartoons
5:19
Grasshopper - uhm you good?
ANTS- Are you a rock?
Grasshopper - yeah thts what exactly what I am 😅😰😅
Plot twist: Tht grasshopper is actually drax the destroyer,he had masterd the ability of standing still so incredible you cant see him
@@yagamipower4272 nooooo😭💀
@@yagamipower4272 good one
my and my relative used to create ant wars when we were little. we would split up, find 2 different species of ants (usually red and black) i would go for either red or black, and he would go for the other. a timer is set, we must gather as many warriors as possible before the time is up. when the time was up, we meet up to a designated location, pour all the ants on a chosen battlefield and watch them run around doing stuff. cant remember if they were actually fighting one another or if they were just confused, and trying to find out where the hell they were
Spider: (takes larvae)
Ant guards: must have been the wind
Humans: Geneva Convention
Ants: PETA Convention
The peta convention is kill all animals
@@Hyacinth_The_Rainwing
But humans are a type of animal so the peta convention should just kill themselves
@@oinkytheink1228 I’m liking that idea...
@@soaguywalksintoabar8673 Me too.....
@so a guy walks into a bar and fucks a chair next to him
I swear i saw two colonies fight it out when I was young but people brushed it off as my imagination I'm 22 now and this is my proof haha.
Hello Benjamin Buttons, what was your favorite of the 13 colonies? Happy 267th birthday sir.
You realize once you become an adult that most adults have very low iq. But as a child you assume most know what they are doing
Means that ignorant fools don't even know ants fight?
@@veryfrozen3271 I know right?
@@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457 Yes I guess.
The best this. channel is one of my number one favorite I would like to watch your videos all day
Idk how I got recommended these videos but I’m greatful lmao
Old Ant sitting in front of store:
"Ive seen some things man"
Sergeant ant: Hostile acid attack incoming, take cover!
Human: wow, they partying
massive credit to the guy who let the major ant bite him
"Animals don't have wars" some dingus
Ants: "Now let me tell you why that's bullshit!"
Animals: fighting in bloody battle
Humans: "Hold my beer"
Germans: Oh du denkst du bist gruselig? Ich werde es dir unheimlich zeigen.
Germans: Verdammt
Germans: Ich werde dich eines Tages nach England bringen.
Also humans: *KILLS EVERY LIVING THING JUST TO KILL OTHER HUMAN*
Spider: This is Spider Returning to base
Ant Guards: TF?
These guys feel everything we would in combat. They are highly evolved and very organized. They feel and care for each other etc.
Boi these war looks epic they got acid guns like human bullet guns
That coffee looks so weak it makes me tired
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello fellow coffee bean snorter how much coffee do you live off
Its decaf
. dun dun duunn!
Imagine being born and you’re just a door
Or a barrel of sweet water.
3:28🤦🏻♂️
imagine being fooled into thinking the world is billiions of years old
@@saigefan01 Could be worse, I could think the world is only 6000 years old.
@@saigefan01 You don’t have to be salty about failing your science classes
that was very interesting about the chimps. definitely we arent that far off them. our little chimp brains can't see the error in our ways
Lots of cool information on those ants, I like the ones that use their heads to block their entrance. From amazon car hop trays.
5:22 Smile and don't wave boys...
Imagine if the soul purpose of your living was to be a door.
*cries in Hodor*
Hey, I will have you know that Doormans can be ferocious.
Those twins from the labyrinth
Or a water barrel o.o
Sad times :'(
Immediately liked after the “mission passed: + respect”😂😂
Hahaha, Dragon Man refutes your Killer Ape theory! 🔥🐲
3:03
"THIS IS SPARTAAAAANNTT!"
Lol
😂
Ant: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! "
Me: "Chill bro i wont"
At 1:16 🤣😂 that was a nice touch.
"Um. a... looks like... a Steve's brother or his grandmother... ok let him go"
~~~ An Tzu