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  • 1970's cop training videos are are actually pretty entertaining to watch.
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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  5 років тому +885

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    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 5 років тому +6

      Great content, And I will never forget the lesson I have learned from this breakdown.
      Always have a mustache.

    • @gillion192
      @gillion192 5 років тому +6

      DONUT! I love your videos, I just discovered your channel a few days ago, I wish I had found it sooner!

    • @JamieAllen1977
      @JamieAllen1977 5 років тому +1

      8:46 8:46 8:46

    • @scorpionf1504
      @scorpionf1504 5 років тому +3

      No cop in 76 used a mossberg! 870 or 37😎

    • @adamjhuber
      @adamjhuber 5 років тому

      Lol! I have also recently discovered these videos. I have seen Shotgun or Sidearm and enjoyed it like you did. And the “Boys Beware” video as well. Omg things have changed.

  • @PerturaboIW
    @PerturaboIW 5 років тому +6629

    "Shotgun or side arm"
    US army: trick question call in an air strike

    • @pashico7082
      @pashico7082 5 років тому +214

      Air strikes, artillery, tanks, nuclear bombs... Definitely a normal solution for all of America's problems!

    • @noahmiller4839
      @noahmiller4839 5 років тому +145

      Taurus judge brothers:
      Trick question use your shotgun as a sidearm

    • @quimbydragon6669
      @quimbydragon6669 5 років тому +30

      Trick question: Y E S

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 5 років тому +23

      Brendan Yates so you dont miss the baby next time

    • @eyez_wallow_come8759
      @eyez_wallow_come8759 5 років тому +11

      Brendan Yates then you’ll really hit the baby

  • @tinycockjock1967
    @tinycockjock1967 5 років тому +4355

    "How did I miss the baby" this is why I watch this channel

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 5 років тому +75

      Same. His sense of humour is just perfect.

    • @GrayGhost-up9gj
      @GrayGhost-up9gj 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Sir_Stalwart
      @Sir_Stalwart 5 років тому +9

      Followed by that man giggle...

    • @evinchavarin8770
      @evinchavarin8770 5 років тому +10

      I mean, c'mon I was just *THAT* close, I knew I shoulda timed the shot

    • @archktik
      @archktik 5 років тому +1

      totally agree.

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 3 роки тому +139

    "Shotgun or Sidearm?"
    - *SLUGS*

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 2 роки тому +3

      "An energy weapon dismissed as a slugthrower? I didn't know lizards were that nostalgic..."
      Rc-1138 Boss, c.20 BBY

    • @SYNC-qz8dc
      @SYNC-qz8dc Рік тому

      Ballistic.

  • @joshuabrown3525
    @joshuabrown3525 3 роки тому +185

    My dad was a volunteer cop from 1984 to the late 90s. He was actually issued the same kind of revolver in that video, a 38 special, and was allowed to keep it when the department retired them. After that, he was given a 9mm pistol. I showed him those old police training videos from UA-cam, and he said it was the same thing he had to watch in the Academy, and always said they were too cheesey even then. Today, my dad is in his 60s and has rather fond memories of his days as a cop on beat..

    • @DistinctivePlays
      @DistinctivePlays 2 роки тому +6

      we've got a few police issue 38 specials and I gotta say they are some neat little guns

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard Рік тому +1

      What does "Volunteer cop" mean? Aren't they all? There's no cop draft.

    • @BadCase
      @BadCase Рік тому +3

      @@Libtard As in he volunteers his time and is not paid for his work as a police officer

    • @ThisIsNotYourFriend
      @ThisIsNotYourFriend Рік тому

      ​@BadCase is that even a thing?

    • @BadCase
      @BadCase Рік тому

      @@ThisIsNotYourFriend yeah in some areas

  • @argon1611
    @argon1611 4 роки тому +1925

    This is most probably the reason why "Police Academy" was such a hit movie series.

  • @Shawn-fr4hg
    @Shawn-fr4hg 5 років тому +529

    "Fake cop" flashes photo of "Sheriff Mayo - badge #420" 😂😂
    Priceless!

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants 5 років тому +7

      That was genius! 😉

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 5 років тому +14

      Fucking Mayo fans think he is real.

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 5 років тому +14

      It's not fake - it's a 100% genuine "concealed carry permit holder" shield he ordered out of the back of a sporting goods catalog....

    • @Shawn-fr4hg
      @Shawn-fr4hg 5 років тому +7

      @@Raskolnikov70 Sporting goods catalog had me dead! 😂

    • @alexblack6421
      @alexblack6421 5 років тому +6

      Raskolnikov70 I miss old catalogs lol. the back section always had random shit like throwing stars or lock pick kits lol. or fucking crossbows and swords lol. ahh the old days.

  • @gernblanstien4968
    @gernblanstien4968 3 роки тому +8

    My dad was a Pasadena cop in the 60s 70s 80s.. He was actually in this video. He was the (dirk diggler) jewelry store stick up man with the side burns...
    I miss my dad, he was a good , by the book (Adam 12) era cop who served before the ballistic vest, before the hand held radio, even before the police cars had 12 volts.. They were 6 volt with a "generator", and slowed down when all lights & siren were on, LOL... Huge tube style radios in the trunk that sucked so they used city (call boxes)...
    He sure did like car chases and I learned how to drive by watching him.. Many tickets later, I slowed down.... a little...

  • @patheticpaul7573
    @patheticpaul7573 2 роки тому +25

    I may be two years late, but, I loved how he mentioned the warning brick that went to dispatch.
    In my town, the local bank is only a few blocks from the local dispatch operating center, and the tip of a triangle from there and city hall (where the cruisers stay along with fire department and volunteers)
    So long story short, we still have that system, and from what I've heard when you start at that bank they show it to you even though it isn't used anymore. It's mostly just a classic piece of equipment they keep for no reason.

  • @sGeeMoney
    @sGeeMoney 4 роки тому +2139

    "My God..." "How did I miss the baby?"
    Funniest shit I've heard in a while my stomach hurts now.

    • @thomasrokicki
      @thomasrokicki 4 роки тому +12

      3:55

    • @sGeeMoney
      @sGeeMoney 4 роки тому +7

      @@thomasrokicki you're god

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +2

      Ifkr
      😂😂😂

    • @AReyes-uw6qf
      @AReyes-uw6qf 4 роки тому +2

      Gg does it still hurt?

    • @sGeeMoney
      @sGeeMoney 4 роки тому +5

      @@AReyes-uw6qf yeah Karen left me and took the kids I feel nothing but pain

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 5 років тому +872

    “What’s the matter can’t you climb a fence?”
    *butt stroke*

  • @marceld6061
    @marceld6061 Рік тому +25

    "Officer No-stache" had me howling. As a moustache wearer since the mid-80s, I approve this message.

  • @cameronperkins3283
    @cameronperkins3283 Рік тому +22

    I love how "unless your a hunter" means you can't understand what's beside or behind your target. As a hunter I feel respected by the past

  • @Eyebrows842
    @Eyebrows842 4 роки тому +1085

    Well in Vietnam the ricochets could have been the trees shooting back

    • @blckmesa8978
      @blckmesa8978 4 роки тому +8

      lmao

    • @FullASD
      @FullASD 4 роки тому +5

      if they shoot back

    • @Zo_Lifts
      @Zo_Lifts 3 роки тому

      God damn

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 3 роки тому +24

      US soldier 1: ".... uh, damn...."
      US Soldier 2: "What's wrong?"
      US Soldier 1: "Its all these trees, they make me nervous. Commies could be hiding in them aiming their rifles at us right now."
      US Soldier 2: "Damn, your right!" *Gets on radio* "Napalm the trees, just incase, just incase, can't be too carful. Bring in that bomber."
      US Soldier 1: "Ah, much better.... uh... oh no!"
      US Soldier 2: "Hu, what now?"
      US Soldier 1: "I don't like the way that stray jungle rambling dog is eyeballing me. It could be a commie waiting for me to fall asleep and then bite my throat."
      US Soldier 2: *Reaches for his radio*

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 3 роки тому +14

      @@rachdarastrix5251
      US Soldier 2: *Gets on radio* "ATF we have a stray jungle dog eyeballing us"

  • @BushidoDevilDog
    @BushidoDevilDog 5 років тому +1131

    Snaggletoothed punk: “What’s the matter...can’t you climb a fence?”
    Officer Shaft: "What's the matter...can't you find a dentist??!?"

    • @nickpaine7775
      @nickpaine7775 4 роки тому +36

      "whats the matter, cant you find a job?" would have been better hahaah

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak 4 роки тому +1

      BWAHHAHHAH!

    • @BeauxGnar
      @BeauxGnar 4 роки тому +6

      EU teeth.

    • @mschrage618
      @mschrage618 4 роки тому +13

      It’s the 70s lol dentists didn’t exist yet

    • @sagegrouse6467
      @sagegrouse6467 4 роки тому +7

      Officer Shaft xddd

  • @theachex
    @theachex 3 роки тому +101

    Bro, someone needs to insert clips of Biden saying "buy a shotgun" throughout the original footage and rerelease it lmao

  • @BumbleBee55R
    @BumbleBee55R 3 роки тому +10

    Now that's funny. When I started in police work (1990), I WAS told "the shotgun in the car is loaded" right after I completed my 2 weeks of field training. You should check out the old J.D. Buck Savage training videos. Classics right there!

  • @vincentlok8894
    @vincentlok8894 5 років тому +959

    "And at close range, you can blast the hell out of almost anything"

    • @sgtblooper11brav42
      @sgtblooper11brav42 4 роки тому +47

      Dose this include hookers ( asking for a friend )

    • @jdperfect4565
      @jdperfect4565 4 роки тому +6

      Sgtblooper 11brav yes

    • @fvckboi5085
      @fvckboi5085 4 роки тому +5

      Very true

    • @vexrich
      @vexrich 4 роки тому +15

      @@sgtblooper11brav42 GTA should have taught you that

    • @chrisj8078
      @chrisj8078 4 роки тому +3

      @@sgtblooper11brav42 hookers and coke bro

  • @arieheath7773
    @arieheath7773 4 роки тому +1920

    What kind of shotgun is he using that patterns that wide.

    • @PeopleEqualShlt
      @PeopleEqualShlt 4 роки тому +70

      Would be the choice of ammo not the gun.

    • @arieheath7773
      @arieheath7773 4 роки тому +92

      PeopleEqualShlt Well, different shotguns tend to pattern differently even when using the same ammo. But yeah, I get your point.

    • @PeopleEqualShlt
      @PeopleEqualShlt 4 роки тому +37

      @@arieheath7773 haha ya. Just seems like it's got target load for skeet shooting.

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw 4 роки тому +26

      you can vary the choke on a shotgun also ammunition used affects scatter. I'm not an expert on shotguns but even i know that.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому +16

      Punt gun

  • @historybuff9276
    @historybuff9276 Рік тому +15

    I love these old training films,I also like seeing the old cars that you see everywhere but now you don't see them in the wild just at car shows.

  • @psyduck2747
    @psyduck2747 3 роки тому +5

    My Grandfather was a head detective in the 70s, and 80s he took down a few serial killers and through his whole career he was never shot at and never shot at anyone. But he did get multiple death threats!

  • @brentarmurderfloof9858
    @brentarmurderfloof9858 5 років тому +422

    "How did I miss the baby?!" LOL WAT!???

    • @comradedog7144
      @comradedog7144 5 років тому +4

      Nice

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 5 років тому +13

      They didn’t have baby skull seeking bullets back then

    • @majoricehole
      @majoricehole 5 років тому +5

      I am rolling. AND its actors comment trolls!! That shit is funny right there I don't care who you are.

    • @silviocastell8889
      @silviocastell8889 4 роки тому

      Nudge at the baby killer rhetoric of the Vietnam era orr?

  • @TEST-ul5dj
    @TEST-ul5dj 5 років тому +1001

    "Fake News, Fake Cop" Patty Mayo Image Pops Up
    Dang, Donut Operator Flamed him hard

    • @smudge6001
      @smudge6001 4 роки тому +14

      wonder how patty would be as a real cop

    • @t.j.watson7112
      @t.j.watson7112 4 роки тому +17

      @@smudge6001 the same only with more abuse..id fuckint love to knock him out

    • @smudge6001
      @smudge6001 4 роки тому +1

      @@t.j.watson7112 XD

    • @rugger8787
      @rugger8787 4 роки тому +14

      patty the pussy

    • @rugger8787
      @rugger8787 4 роки тому +3

      Mister Brookes ok

  • @juliustausch7377
    @juliustausch7377 3 роки тому +4

    "How did I miss the baby?"
    That shit was lethal 😂

  • @johnstark4723
    @johnstark4723 2 роки тому +4

    I remember the training videos and how today's officers would cringe at some of what went on back then. I also remember the dispatch console as I spent 5 years sitting at one. It was interesting to say the least, especially since I dispatched police, fire and ambulance and no call taker. I had to take the calls on the phones and dispatched the units without anyone else around and it got really busy at times.

  • @gymneko7494
    @gymneko7494 3 роки тому +702

    Shot on the left knee.
    The medics: treating her left arm

  • @joshuaschwartfigure9342
    @joshuaschwartfigure9342 5 років тому +511

    **UA-cam moderator**
    "What is... quote?"

  • @brian5553
    @brian5553 Рік тому +2

    I love that the Rube Goldberg police brick contained a suspect description. This implies that there were multiple floor switches for different general descriptions with a different brick for each.

    • @glennhelm9525
      @glennhelm9525 10 місяців тому

      VERY COMMON METHOD. LAPD USED IT ALSO. I THINK LASO USED TUBES WITH MONKEES PULLING ROPES AT THE OLD HALL OF JUSTUS.

  • @texasblessed8270
    @texasblessed8270 3 роки тому +3

    I was watching the 70s show Emergency,they had a burn victim and they said "quick..get the asbestos blanket" ...fn hilarious

  • @snakesocks
    @snakesocks 5 років тому +244

    That shotgun had a good spread! one shot; four targets!

    • @kristopherhollon5852
      @kristopherhollon5852 5 років тому +2

      Duckbill sir duh lol

    • @evanmullen6047
      @evanmullen6047 5 років тому +2

      snakesocks it's got good spread on it

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +2

      I personally had no idea you could cannister shot like a civil war cannon with a 12ga. shotgun. Must be some Harry Potter shit going on.

    • @profstein-bq2tc
      @profstein-bq2tc 5 років тому +1

      they need more 50 gauge 120 cal shotty's to take out the whole city in case of a nazi werewolf uprising

    • @johnwilburn
      @johnwilburn 5 років тому +1

      The typical pattern expands at about one inch per yard, so to get 20 feet worth of hits at about 15 yards is crazy. The video says you don't have to aim a shotgun and if this kind of spread was reality, he'd be right.

  • @lumberschef9433
    @lumberschef9433 5 років тому +283

    thanks donut, now a whole day of work is gone....because im watching old training videos.

  • @thelegend27th
    @thelegend27th 3 роки тому +3

    Mustache stats: +5 accuracy, +20 style.
    Has 25% chance to intimidate and a 5% chance to stun opponent for 5 sec.

  • @westernwanderer8397
    @westernwanderer8397 3 роки тому +3

    "How did I miss the baby?" LOL! Quite a spread on that shotgun. These trainings were horrible.

  • @emdowww9150
    @emdowww9150 3 роки тому +166

    8:14 “At this point you’re not collateral damage anymore, you’re a product of Darwinism” LMAOOOO

  • @liamsmith5188
    @liamsmith5188 4 роки тому +154

    “Fake cop”
    *shows picture of Patty Mayo arresting Jesus*

  • @JoeO.
    @JoeO. 2 роки тому +5

    I’d love to hear Donut Operator’s expert testimony as to the tactics prescribed in this training film. Also about the intrinsic peace keeping abilities of a proper mustache. The jury would find it most informative.

  • @Smokeymcpot37
    @Smokeymcpot37 2 роки тому

    freaking hilarious with the cop dealing with kids and the music when he turned around LMAO!

  • @conbro0985
    @conbro0985 4 роки тому +160

    Video games have taught me that getting shot with a shotgun more then 5 meters away is basically confetti

    • @whisperperper578
      @whisperperper578 3 роки тому +20

      Or it is a slug, and can snipe you from miles away.

    • @orion8731
      @orion8731 3 роки тому +3

      @@whisperperper578 I don't even know where you heard that from

    • @whisperperper578
      @whisperperper578 3 роки тому +13

      @@orion8731 It's a joke, since most video games that have a slug round you can shoot from miles away and kill someone.

    • @TotalenKrieg43
      @TotalenKrieg43 3 роки тому +6

      @@whisperperper578 my buddy used to run a modded slug gun with a 3x scope in Call of Duty. Dude could one shot people half way across the map

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 роки тому +2

      @@TotalenKrieg43 meanwhile IRL a slug goes 300ft before it hits the ground if you don't arc it lol

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 5 років тому +227

    "Trigger discipline? What's that?" -1960's Cop
    We've come a long way from the Fritz Special.

    • @jonf1812
      @jonf1812 5 років тому +8

      Taylor West People back in the day had more control of their bodies and weren't stupid enough as to pull the trigger

    • @r3dl0g1c
      @r3dl0g1c 5 років тому +3

      They also had double action revolvers with large external hammers which required more force unless already cocked.

    • @shanesizemore3654
      @shanesizemore3654 5 років тому +1

      @@jonf1812 What? Do you really think that? Read stories from people who were actually in a firefighter and how you don't even realize it. I've meet several old timer cops and Vietnam vets who talked about their first time and none, NONE, of them remember actually pulling the trigger

  • @toemblem
    @toemblem 3 роки тому +3

    "With great mustache comes great responsibility." ~Peter Griffin, Patriot

  • @No_More_Pew_Pew
    @No_More_Pew_Pew 3 роки тому +2

    These videos should be archived. They are too hilarious to lose.

  • @espositogregory
    @espositogregory 4 роки тому +180

    “Holy shit Bob, you know that weird long tube-like thing they tell us to keep in the squad car? You’ll never guess what happens when you push the trigger!”
    This is oddly believable

    • @ThatMusicDude814
      @ThatMusicDude814 3 роки тому +8

      No no hes got a point

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit Рік тому +2

      What happens exactly? How could anyone possibly be able to know what a shotgun does after the trigger gets pushed or pulled or whatever without spending a considerable amount of time and money on investigating the matter? Am l missing something here Jesus christ dude.

  • @mr.shinypants4275
    @mr.shinypants4275 5 років тому +197

    .410 pistol, it's a shotgun, it's a sidearm, it's both!!

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 5 років тому +9

      Except it sucks balls

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 5 років тому +4

      dog guy it's better then a .38 you can fire slugs or .45 Long colt through it

    • @grantsdad177
      @grantsdad177 5 років тому +4

      Mr. Shiny Pants the worst of both worlds

    • @royrogers3624
      @royrogers3624 5 років тому

      @@yyeezyy630 than it's better than

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 5 років тому

      @@yyeezyy630 except the slugs come out with little velocity and often squish up as they exit the barrel, and if you wanna shoot 45lc then just shoot 45lc dont buy a garbage gun

  • @artisan4797
    @artisan4797 Рік тому

    🤣🤣 "They don't know much about what happens when they pull the trigger" 🤣🤣 I am in absolute tears laughing!!!!

  • @fire58372001
    @fire58372001 2 роки тому

    Great narration! I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. Digging the soundtrack, I can hardly wait until it comes out on 8 track. My time in emergency services was back in the 80's, & yes EVERYBODY had a stash, women too.

  • @PoeOutdoors
    @PoeOutdoors 5 років тому +32

    "You can whirl, fire and blow the guy away!"
    Pure gold.

    • @aandyherr817
      @aandyherr817 5 років тому +2

      Just whirl around and blow him away!

    • @dcw515
      @dcw515 5 років тому +2

      Just fuck his shit up LOL

  • @ArcaneAgent
    @ArcaneAgent 5 років тому +416

    "How did I miss the baby?!"

    • @nocturnal0072
      @nocturnal0072 5 років тому +5

      Don't lead your shot so much.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 5 років тому +9

      "Negligence and poor aiming skills caused you to miss the baby!"
      "Back to the range, then, Chief?"
      "Oh yes. No donuts until you can hit a baby at twenty feet with a shotgun blast. And grow a moustache!"
      "B-b-but Chief, they didn't issue a moustache."
      "Grow one, for [whoooot] sake!"
      "I can't grow a moustache, Chief . . . "
      "What are you, a rookie?"
      "Yes, Chief. A rookie, Chief."
      "Sign a requisition for a tactical moustache on the way out!"
      "Yes, Chief!"

    • @r_adolf8933
      @r_adolf8933 5 років тому +2

      There are 5 pepole there and you pull out a shotgun

    • @christinewestonchandler1
      @christinewestonchandler1 5 років тому

      A_DEADLY_WEAPON _ I know right

    • @akarbit3r111
      @akarbit3r111 5 років тому

      @@r_adolf8933 it's called being a dumbass and lacking that little thing called "awareness"

  • @123s453e56a6l
    @123s453e56a6l 3 роки тому

    This is hands down the best Donut video ever produced and I am hereby submitting this to the national archives. This is the video we send into space in the event we make contact with ET's

  • @andrewgunther8329
    @andrewgunther8329 3 роки тому +2

    "You know or they jump hilariously through the air when they take a round one round from a 38" 'It's just the best" Merica LMAO

  • @audiblesilver8509
    @audiblesilver8509 5 років тому +139

    “My god, how did I miss the baby?!” 😂😂

  • @ThatTreeGuySC
    @ThatTreeGuySC 5 років тому +227

    "Accuracy by volume" ,thats been my motto for years

    • @jsshadow-lurker5152
      @jsshadow-lurker5152 5 років тому +2

      You didn't miss if you actually landed a hit on your target.

    • @codinginzen8793
      @codinginzen8793 5 років тому +4

      "well aimed suppressive fire" is what we called it when we rocked the .50 mod deuce in a general direction.

    • @boostio_music
      @boostio_music 5 років тому +1

      That's my paintball motto haha

  • @conky6719
    @conky6719 Рік тому

    The old training videos of army training are pretty funny too. Thanks for the video bb.

  • @mr.e8282
    @mr.e8282 3 роки тому

    This is the best video you've ever done. I'm dieing. 😂😂😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +3329

    In a different context, these could be seen as pretty good comedy sketches.

    • @icearmy1254
      @icearmy1254 5 років тому +20

      Hello there

    • @shmerlock9312
      @shmerlock9312 5 років тому +105

      OH FOR FUCKS SAKE PISS OF

    • @s4nickk
      @s4nickk 5 років тому +83

      He's in donuts comments too! I'm liking this guy more and more 😂

    • @elbolillo2703
      @elbolillo2703 5 років тому +12

      Stop front following me

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 5 років тому +17

      @@shmerlock9312 piss on.....
      a coktus.

  • @radon360
    @radon360 5 років тому +617

    UA-cam's AI doesn't understand the concept of "quote"
    --- DEMONITIZED ---

    • @sykwookiee
      @sykwookiee 5 років тому +1

      @SBow311 ...somebody paid attention in Sr. Mary Elephants grammar class...yee yee!

    • @radon360
      @radon360 5 років тому

      @farthest star Early preview on Patreon, my friend.

    • @John-wk2fd
      @John-wk2fd 5 років тому +1

      It's still monetized right now when I'm watching it.

    • @MedicBot
      @MedicBot 5 років тому +1

      @@John-wk2fd 1 hour later and ads are gone

  • @eibo9886
    @eibo9886 3 роки тому

    Donut! Thank You it was very educational. ☺

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs Рік тому +1

    Cop had a shotgun spread like it was a sawed off lmao

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 3 роки тому +482

    Dispatcher: "Suspect is described as an N-word."
    The suspect that looks about as italian as the cop: "'Scusi?"

    • @legoworksstudios1
      @legoworksstudios1 3 роки тому +11

      I would think at this time they'd try black face like Laurence Olivier in Othello only they don't dip the whitest dude they know in vantablack paint or graphite

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 3 роки тому +45

      They said Negroe not N*****

    • @alexbenzler5327
      @alexbenzler5327 3 роки тому +5

      said noodlelland man

    • @MinatoBebop
      @MinatoBebop 3 роки тому +9

      @@humphreybumblecuck5151 that's still an n word

    • @xavierratleff3045
      @xavierratleff3045 3 роки тому +5

      @@MinatoBebop to be fair negro is black in Spanish but to call a person negro is fucked lmao

  • @akulakhan8367
    @akulakhan8367 5 років тому +625

    If your shotgun is hitting 3 people all at least five feet apart from 20 feet way at the most, you might need a choke

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 5 років тому +26

      Dude no shotgun spreads that much

    • @heavymetalmusichead4969
      @heavymetalmusichead4969 5 років тому +184

      You actually might need a barrel.

    • @Kaedevirus
      @Kaedevirus 5 років тому +24

      I'm not going to masturbate in the middle of the street, because my shotgun has a wide spread...

    • @jonathanlarsen2843
      @jonathanlarsen2843 5 років тому +13

      To get it to have a spread like that he would need a rifled choke

    • @szki272
      @szki272 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/fxSjLllBbQ4/v-deo.html

  • @bondservantministriesinc.672

    I had to watch this twice! The commentary had me crying!

  • @marcelgaddis9319
    @marcelgaddis9319 3 роки тому +1

    training films like this example really explain a lot

  • @garyK.45ACP
    @garyK.45ACP 4 роки тому +41

    I started my career in law enforcement in 1973. So, yeah, that is the type of uniforms and weapons we had. We had a revolver, a "dump pouch" of extra ammo and handcuffs on our belt. I had some "cable ties" inside the brim of my hat in case I needed "extra handcuffs". I later bought a S&W Model 40 Centennial which I carried in my pants pocket (or coat pocket in winter) as a backup and also my off duty gun. Later they hung all manner of "stuff" on our belts. Some of it was great...radios the size and weight of a brick that went with us for example. Most officers had to buy their own revolver within the guidelines specified. We had either a Remington 870 or Ithaca M37 shotgun in the car in a "Leco Lock". It was mounted point up on the dashboard. Loaded magazine, empty chamber. The lock clamped the gun between the slide handle and receiver so it couldn't be chambered unless released. I always took the shotgun if I had the opportunity (active alarms, robberies etc).
    We wore slacks with stripes, clip on ties, black leather shoes, patrolman hat when out of the vehicle. Body armor didn't become common until later. We had .38/.357 revolvers in our department until 1989. They were replaced with a dept issued Beretta M92FS 9mm.
    I retired from local law enforcement in 2001 and worked with a Federal agency overseas until I finally retired in 2014. I still have my first duty revolver, a Colt Trooper MKIII .357, nickle, with 4" barrel. And the sales receipt...$154 in 1973. 😁 That was a LOT of money to a young guy just starting out. Now I enjoy shooting, fishing and just enjoying being retired (I wasn't too good at it at first, but I am getting better at it)

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Рік тому +2

      Good man, my grandpa had a similar story as yours- feds an all. Maybe you ran into eachother at some point.
      Anyways, I daily carry his .38 Colt Detective model with a few speedloaders during the summers. Great light little piece, and i can shoot the wings off a fly with the thing. And i know hes watchin over me any time that gun is in my hands.

    • @johnwarren2420
      @johnwarren2420 Рік тому

      Nice choice I was a Deputy Constable 78 to 82 my duty weapon you would like it is the same as your still have it today I also carried a S&W model 66 2 inch 357 and a Browning DBA 45acp enjoy retirement I am.

    • @sykodrummer9800
      @sykodrummer9800 5 місяців тому

      It's like a chapter of back to the future hehe... don't worry I'll be saying the same things in 30 years 😂 thank you for your service

  • @thelastnameiwanted
    @thelastnameiwanted 5 років тому +97

    I love old training videos for basically any profession. They always have comedic feel, even when talking about something serious.

    • @glackadeeve4124
      @glackadeeve4124 5 років тому +9

      DragonKnightSam like ww2 training videos on why not to be afraid of the MG42 or how to disable an enemy tank😂

    • @sjfortune
      @sjfortune 5 років тому +10

      Engineering sector ones get me all the time. "bob wasn't wearing a helmet whilst working at height. He fell. and smashed his skull."

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 5 років тому

      Why r u from 7 hrs ago when this video was released 49mins ago

    • @DiscoScottie
      @DiscoScottie 5 років тому +1

      @@GIGATHEBOT - he's driving a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor.

    • @Jabooty_Williams
      @Jabooty_Williams 5 років тому +2

      Wait.... what the fuck.... 8 hours ago and video was uploaded 1 hour ago....

  • @JaimeBlanco666
    @JaimeBlanco666 3 роки тому

    This is the most hilarious thing you’ve ever put out.

  • @lwangrycops4584
    @lwangrycops4584 3 роки тому +2

    4:50 I can stop LAUGHING who gunna call hes family that he's dying hes oready passed out 😂🤣😆

  • @jrgaston8891
    @jrgaston8891 5 років тому +355

    That wasn’t a shotgun, it was a blunderbuss.

  • @madkat-schizoproductions5161
    @madkat-schizoproductions5161 5 років тому +284

    Back then, they did not have enough funding to issue every officer the tactical mustache.

    • @Enjoymentboy
      @Enjoymentboy 5 років тому +15

      You forget that in the early to mid 1970's there was a global shortage of moustaches. The decade previous and all the hippies over harvested the moustache supply and it's only recently that we've been able to bring stocks back up to a level where almost anyone, man or woman, can have one. What a time to be alive.

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 років тому +4

      @@Enjoymentboy the moustasch market crashed after ww2 because of hitler and his buds, during the cold war people who had mustacshes were suspected to be commies because stalin's stasch.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 5 років тому +1

      #OhForTheLoveOfLOL

  • @cadmonkey928
    @cadmonkey928 Рік тому

    LMAO! you need to post more of these! maybe someone has some old (60-70's) military training stuff too?

  • @Real__ATF
    @Real__ATF 2 роки тому +1

    “Officer no-stash”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shloomy_Shloms
    @Shloomy_Shloms 5 років тому +261

    Bruh that black cop is literally invisible in the dark video

    • @Hotrodelectric
      @Hotrodelectric 5 років тому +21

      I think that was by design.

    • @zanerkindardis8978
      @zanerkindardis8978 5 років тому +1

      @@Hotrodelectric lol

    • @willierants5880
      @willierants5880 5 років тому +14

      Laughed so hard couldn't click the like button for almost a minute.

    • @Ki-yg1ds
      @Ki-yg1ds 5 років тому +33

      TACTICAL ADVANTAGE

    • @YoungBuck7912
      @YoungBuck7912 5 років тому +13

      I turned up my phone brightness thinking it was just me being racist but nah you can't see that nigga

  • @tatelovell2659
    @tatelovell2659 5 років тому +419

    Im gonna say it...
    You look like young Ron Swanson

  • @TheKrighter
    @TheKrighter Рік тому

    That was fantastic. More training films!

  • @DiscipleofChrist101
    @DiscipleofChrist101 3 роки тому

    We need MORE of these.

  • @macgyvergaming277
    @macgyvergaming277 5 років тому +567

    Damn. When he said fake cop, he showed Patty Mayo. IM DED!!!!!

    • @perspective4477
      @perspective4477 5 років тому +1

      MacGyver Gamming 2 he’s not fake

    • @beanovids2342
      @beanovids2342 5 років тому +33

      @@perspective4477 Go watch spoiled mayonnaise.

    • @Hello-uv3nz
      @Hello-uv3nz 5 років тому +35

      @@perspective4477 He literally admitted to being fake...

    • @Hello-uv3nz
      @Hello-uv3nz 5 років тому

      @raul castillo ya

    • @timothyturner9134
      @timothyturner9134 5 років тому +13

      Troll central Rush he’s extremely fake dude

  • @arkonez6730
    @arkonez6730 5 років тому +181

    Shotgun or Sidearm?
    70’s no stache: yes

  • @iammattc1
    @iammattc1 2 роки тому

    6:51 I remembered that bit in Black Hawk Down where the Special Forces guy tells Obi-Wan Kenobi to stay away from the walls. I was going to point to this, but when I searched UA-cam for the clip the top result was Donut Operator explaining it.

  • @austinconway6159
    @austinconway6159 3 роки тому +1

    “Fake cop” quick pick of patty Mayo I love it

  • @dangerszewski9816
    @dangerszewski9816 4 роки тому +159

    The crime brick was coming from the precogs in the back room. They hadn't invented the little laser-etching ball thing yet.

  • @konaa6181
    @konaa6181 5 років тому +164

    That shotguns barrel must be like 3 inches wide😂😂😂

    • @bower31
      @bower31 5 років тому +21

      Tfw the armory issues you a blunderbuss

    • @Stigstigster
      @Stigstigster 5 років тому +6

      @@bower31 Or a sawn off punt gun.

    • @bower31
      @bower31 5 років тому +5

      @@Stigstigster they just give you a 10 gauge with no stock and a 4 inch barrel

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 5 років тому +1

      Tfw they literally issue a pocket cannon

  • @au5tinthoma543
    @au5tinthoma543 3 роки тому +1

    Ahh the steve rhodes collection shirts i have three my self “easy bake coven” “my first knife fight” “ lets conjour bloody marry”

  • @lusaurplays5043
    @lusaurplays5043 5 років тому +571

    "At that point your no longer collateral damage, ^you're^ a product of Darwinism. "
    Donut Op 2019
    10/10
    Needs to be said more often!

    • @plotsone7446
      @plotsone7446 5 років тому

      ttv.com/LusaurPlays *you’re

    • @lusaurplays5043
      @lusaurplays5043 5 років тому +1

      @@plotsone7446 Fixed it for ya ;)

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 5 років тому +2

      @@lusaurplays5043 you only fixed one of them though... They both are short for "you are". Not hating, just wanted to point it out as a courtesy. I know, I'm almost half a year late to this video, but that's ok... Lol! 🙂🙂🙂

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 років тому +1658

    According to social media the video is like:
    "If it's black, Shoot first, ask later"

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 5 років тому +67

      if its black, shoot it, and put an AR47 next to it. (because people who hate cops, also think you shouldn't be allowed to own a firearm)

    • @Macca-95
      @Macca-95 5 років тому +80

      @Tryin2fly09 It's a semi-fully automatic assault rifle with a high capacity clip

    • @commodoresixfour7478
      @commodoresixfour7478 5 років тому +22

      @@Macca-95 Clipizeen!

    • @MacMashPotato
      @MacMashPotato 5 років тому +15

      Black labs matter.

    • @richardmoore6295
      @richardmoore6295 5 років тому +36

      @Tryin2fly09 it can kill 30 kids in 2 seconds and shoots through schools.

  • @Bodhi1satva
    @Bodhi1satva 3 роки тому

    I can’t help but wish I would be here in twenty years to see the newest version of this video, still belittling all of the training videos of the past including those of today.
    I take it back, I’ll watch from the other side! I don’t think I can tolerate another 20!

  • @Xx420AvengerxX
    @Xx420AvengerxX Рік тому

    Surviving edged weapons is an amazing police training vid that last I checked could be found here on yt

  • @melodicgrog
    @melodicgrog 5 років тому +123

    Wish i had a 70's shotgun, they don't even need to be aimed.

    • @MrUbiquitousTech
      @MrUbiquitousTech 5 років тому +23

      You can hit everything on the street with one shot!

    • @tothemaxx1991
      @tothemaxx1991 5 років тому +28

      Aim at the floor
      Kill three birds and a Cessna

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 років тому +6

      @@tothemaxx1991 Vietnamese AA gun of choice.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 5 років тому

      AntHeLion Gaming: #OhForTheLoveOfLOL

    • @jimmycarter7541
      @jimmycarter7541 5 років тому +1

      Anthelion Gaming
      Fuck Flak guns, lets use shotguns!

  • @thomasraahauge5231
    @thomasraahauge5231 5 років тому +198

    "Negligence and poor aiming skills caused you to miss the baby!"
    "Back to the range, then, Chief?"
    "Oh yes. No donuts until you can hit a baby at twenty feet with a shotgun blast. And grow a moustache!"
    "B-b-but Chief, they didn't issue a moustache."
    "Grow one, for [whoooot] sake!"
    "I can't grow a moustache, Chief . . . "
    "What are you, a rookie?"
    "Yes, Chief. A rookie, Chief."
    "Sign a requisition for a tactical moustache on the way out!"
    "Yes, Chief!"

    • @steveo5763
      @steveo5763 5 років тому +1

      Well he still had 5 or 6 more rounds in the tube.

    • @vegavictoria6768
      @vegavictoria6768 5 років тому +4

      Steve O regulations say if you can’t hit a baby at 5 yards minimum with your first shot you have to turn in your badge.

  • @thefatcatadventures3707
    @thefatcatadventures3707 3 роки тому

    These are some of the best, they are always entertaining. 😹😹😹

  • @cmdrreggit
    @cmdrreggit 3 роки тому +2

    You forgot the extra scene, where 'Mr Collateral Damage himself' decides that a sawn-off would be able to maim *even more* civilians! 🪚

  • @MaddieB92
    @MaddieB92 5 років тому +316

    Wait. If the shop owner presses a button on the floor to alert dispatch - how did dispatch know what the suspect looked like?? Was the brick auto set to a specific description?? 🤣

    • @jacobabshear1775
      @jacobabshear1775 5 років тому +100

      Are you questioning the crime brick??? XD

    • @Venisor21
      @Venisor21 5 років тому +64

      Also, dispatch said the suspect was black, but when the cop got there it was clearly a white suspect.

    • @dreadlindwyrm
      @dreadlindwyrm 5 років тому +26

      @@Venisor21 That's the 1970s for you...

    • @peterparker6584
      @peterparker6584 5 років тому +6

      I found myself wondering the same thing, especially given the description of the suspect sure as hell didn't match, who was coming out of the jewelry store. Oh dear God I am so familiar with some of these old videos. I would be considered such a monster 20 years ago. I'm sure people were members of videos that they used to play for driver's ed and so forth. Like the video above throwing foreign objects at passing trains, yes that is literally a warning video they used to play in schools. God God God ministries size theater hasn't got anything on some of these old videos from the 70s and 80s and 60s. I'm surprised more people don't realize the Rodney King beating could have literally been a training video! Police officers were trained in the 1970s to be pretty liberal with their batons and focus on the head and shoulders and to continue hitting a suspect until movement stopped. I can't even make this up. There's videos out there from the 70s that Word for Word describe what I just said some videos would recommend beginning with the kneecaps and then work your way to the head and shoulders, but generally they suggested head and shoulders on till movement ceases or until suspect stops resisting arrest. Don't get me started with the original Stun gun that nobody remembers!the originals were quoted as instantly immobilizing any suspect for a minimum of 20 min. inducing unconsciousness. The originals stun guns didn't play around and make you twitch and go on like you were zapped with the devil stick. The originals when a suspect, got nailed with them. They immediately went down like a sack of potatoes and were unconscious board and the 20 min. or longer. There was no jumping around or going aow and then getting back up and running. There's a few training videos out there for the stun gun that literally prove my point. They show somebody getting nailed with it and they immediately drop completely immobile and get carried off unconscious. God those old videos, we used to see a lot of them in schools. Various safety videos I mean.I wonder is there a UA-cam channel dedicated specifically to these horrible videos based on company. Man the ones on homosexuality and marijuana had to be the most hilarious. Dear Lord Jesus Ira member one alone where this guy smoking a joint. Just for no reason drives up in his car throws the door open and walks away as the car continues driving down the street. It was downright hilarious. Usually several people died in those movies after smoking one joint or ended up having permanent brain damage and other such foolishness. In their defense though there were people who died from smoking marijuana and got bad brain damage where there was some cases of tainted marijuana in the 70s and 60s couple of different pesticides that were being used made some batches of drugs highly illegal and a lot of druggies died.
      A relative of mine was responsible for firearms training of police officers in taxes. After a fair amount of time he quit the job due to risk of his own safety. LOL. This was back in the 19, he's and the way they were handling firearms gave him nightmares between dropping loaded weapons on the firing range chasing suspects into a crowd and firing using a shotgun and the list goes on. These were veteran officers. To make matters worse, not rookies. He nearly got accidentally shot several times on the range, which was a big part of why he quit. He used to complain. They had little to no respect for their firearms and it just drove him crazy.

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 5 років тому +2

      Peter Parker TL;DR

  • @charliepear1470
    @charliepear1470 5 років тому +62

    "At this point you are no longer collateral damage, you are a product of Darwinism" 😂👌🏼

  • @DoradoZack4439
    @DoradoZack4439 3 роки тому

    Bro I have that shirt and like four others from same company in the similar style! Love em! Even got my wife a couple. Best part is my 90 year old grandma’s reaction to them every time she sees my wife and I wearing them! Haha. Thanks for always making great content and your cool shirt!

  • @kylebrake1806
    @kylebrake1806 3 роки тому

    I love your videos!

  • @bonelessvegan2944
    @bonelessvegan2944 5 років тому +105

    Lmao he said "Fake Cop" and showed a screenshot from Patty Mayos' vid

  • @Foreverknight87
    @Foreverknight87 5 років тому +91

    7:58 "At this point you are no longer collateral damage, you're a product of darwinism" 😂😂😂

  • @davidsmith4266
    @davidsmith4266 Рік тому

    I remember these when I was a kid in school then loved them thank you

  • @joerosa8378
    @joerosa8378 2 роки тому

    I saw that video and many like it when I was in training...amazing

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 5 років тому +116

    "The officer's face when he turns around and sees the kids--"
    I can't see anything.. much less an expression

    • @theatfshotmydog8224
      @theatfshotmydog8224 5 років тому +10

      Kyle Matthews ya poor choice of background on that, maybe try something that’s not the exact same color as the mans skin next time...

    • @user-uc1oy3zk4t
      @user-uc1oy3zk4t 5 років тому +10

      -Stealth 10
      -Intimidation 2

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +4

      _some racist joke_

  • @christopherg9806
    @christopherg9806 5 років тому +282

    Crooks in the 70's definitely made fashionable choices in slacks and shoes.

  • @stoops187
    @stoops187 Рік тому +1

    This is pure gold

  • @vcsuwar6126
    @vcsuwar6126 Рік тому

    Dude, so hilarious. You are entertaining.