The Worst Films of 2017

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  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 6 років тому +88

    Because I know some people will want this.
    Dave 10 - 2:24 - 5:53 -12:04 - 17:55 -24:32 - 33:43 - 41:16 - 49:38 - 1:01:43 - 1:14:10
    Brad 10 - 3:35 - 9:18 - 15:33 - 21:45 - 29:53 - 38:31- 45:08 - 53:55 - 1:08:56 - 1:25:46

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 6 років тому +144

    The Bye Bye Man should have gone for a childhood horror angle because at least then the goofy title would have been justified.

    • @ericatheempress6698
      @ericatheempress6698 6 років тому +12

      Dunes8 that's what I thought when I heard it the first time

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +11

      It sounds like the title of a Veggie Tales episode parodying a horror movie. (With a Biblical angle, of course.)

    • @JuFated
      @JuFated 6 років тому

      It couldve been like the Babadook but nop

    • @user36able
      @user36able 6 років тому +5

      Yeah, the story could have been like the game Among the Sleep, where it’s all from the perspective of a very young toddler and you don’t know if what you’re seeing is imaginary or not.

  • @Morbos1000
    @Morbos1000 6 років тому +146

    I love that you do a 5 minute video on the best of 2017 and an hour and a half on the worst!

    • @jacobniedermayer8924
      @jacobniedermayer8924 6 років тому +12

      In all fairness, the good ones get enough coverage XD

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 6 років тому +5

      Morbos1000 Think of it a cleansing ritual before fifty shades freed...

    • @Zanzoltan
      @Zanzoltan 6 років тому +3

      I think I kind of understand why. When a movie is bad, one tries it's best to warn people. We don't want you to see a movie that's gotta take your time, and leave you like "F.ck, when this piece of sh.t is gonna end?". However, when a movie is good, or really great, I think people love to say "You should watch it. I don't want to spoil you. It's so good, that each moment is gonna be an adventure". So that's why when a movie is really bad, you don't really give two f.cks about spoiling everything, since it's more of a torture to seat through it.
      Well, at least, that's my opinion on the subject...

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 років тому +1

      Good movies I'd rather see. Bad movies I want to mock and riff and mercilessly laugh at.

  • @shanenichols5188
    @shanenichols5188 6 років тому +176

    Here's some timestamp shortcuts of Dave and Brad choices; in case you forgot the title of the movie they're talking about during your watching anytime through the video:
    Dave[10]- 2:25
    Brad[10]- 3:47
    Dave[9]- 5:55
    Brad[9]- 9:18
    Dave[8]- 12:05
    Brad[8]- 15:34
    Dave[7]- 17:57
    Brad[7]- 21:46
    Dave[6]- 24:33
    Brad[6]- 29:54
    Dave[5]- 33:45
    Brad[5]- 38:34
    Dave[4]- 41:18
    Brad[4]- 45:09
    Dave[3]- 49:41
    Brad[3]- 53:56
    Dave[2]- 1:01:44
    Brad[2]- 1:09:00
    Dave[1]- 1:14:11
    Brad[1]- 1:25:46
    Sorry to anyone who posted a comment similarly; I was just posting my results for fun.

  • @benmcfee
    @benmcfee 6 років тому +92

    You two should be proud. I don't see many top 10 lists that are so beloved, despite the fact that they're over 1 1/2 hrs and are just you two talking. Few people can hold that much attention with just their personality and voice.

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 6 років тому +19

      benmcfee Brad has a lot of charisma, and seeing grumpy Dave is always fun.

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 6 років тому +15

      Valdagast
      Agreed on both counts. The whole Midnight Screenings crew are charismatic AF.

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 6 років тому +14

      benmcfee I think it's because they really are interested in and love what they do.

    • @noreehix5714
      @noreehix5714 6 років тому +4

      To be fair Brads voice is ambrosia and Dave is angry Dad whats not to love?

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 6 років тому +1

      Tobe Fair? Is that you?
      But seriously, you're right.

  • @Judgeman03
    @Judgeman03 6 років тому +79

    I love how Best Man Holiday still gets brought up to this day.

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 6 років тому +44

    It's not everyday that you're watching a movie that makes you forget how movies are supposed to work. Thank you The Snowman.

  • @APPictures9
    @APPictures9 6 років тому +126

    38:34 for The Emoji Movie (for Brad).
    1:14:10 for The Emoji Movie (for Dave).

  • @MontyPythonFanatic2
    @MontyPythonFanatic2 6 років тому +63

    Brad, PLEASE review all of these Mormon movies Laura is showing you, they sound absolutely incredible.
    Also, I love the description of The Case for Christ as Spotlight crossed with the Cristiano Brothers’ Crime of the Age.

    • @jessielefey
      @jessielefey 6 років тому +7

      Mormon month!

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 6 років тому +1

      Interesting

    • @emilygracey
      @emilygracey 6 років тому +3

      I can't plead for Saturday's Warrior enough. I could totally wait for musical September too. It is practically begging for the Snob to tear it a new asshole. I was raised Mormon, defected at 15 and that it is one of my most vivid memories of my time there.

    • @ericosullivan2886
      @ericosullivan2886 6 років тому

      The Case For Christ was well made. In terms of acting, cinematography, etc. It has a terrible script, with laughably bad arguments (and I'm not an atheist). Granted, the book was equally bad, so I'm not sure how the film could have been better (and still followed the book's basic cannon).

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 3 роки тому

      Booooooooo Urns

  • @liffeyninja2464
    @liffeyninja2464 6 років тому +56

    I watched The Snowman last week and it changed my life.

    • @IsaacV24
      @IsaacV24 6 років тому +4

      LiffeyNinja For Worse?

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 6 років тому +6

      LiffeyNinja That was MAGICAL.

    • @MareCat31
      @MareCat31 6 років тому

      Fun cover art tho

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 6 років тому +1

      I rather attempt to read the book then watch the film.

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 6 років тому +1

      As much as Val Killer's voice?

  • @MystifiedBeef
    @MystifiedBeef 6 років тому +68

    NERRRR! Last Jedi isn't on either of your lists clearly you're being paid off by Disney! #Sarcasm

    • @diobrando5896
      @diobrando5896 6 років тому +1

      MystifiedBeef it just means its wasn't the worst movie of the year doesn't mean it's good.

  • @MontyPythonFanatic2
    @MontyPythonFanatic2 6 років тому +14

    I’m honestly kind of shocked to see King Arthur: Legend of the Sword didn’t make the list after how visceral you got in that Midnight Screenings episode.

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  6 років тому +18

      I see way more than 10 terrible movies a year.

    • @MontyPythonFanatic2
      @MontyPythonFanatic2 6 років тому +9

      Stoned Gremlin Productions Oh certainly. I think the Uwe Boll comparisons inflated my expectations for where that one would rank on the final list.

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 6 років тому +46

    Halle Berry needs to fire her agent. With a chainsaw.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +14

      Out of a cannon.

    • @noreehix5714
      @noreehix5714 6 років тому +1

      Halle Berry needs to go back to acting school she is so one note nowadays

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 6 років тому +5

      I think that's a function of the movies they put her in. She can be great - she has won an Oscar ffs.

    • @crislie4149
      @crislie4149 6 років тому +8

      Do you know what happens to an agent when it gets struck by lightning?
      The same thing that happens to everything else

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 6 років тому +1

      Cris Lie Lol! Her as Storm was great!

  • @ItsOver9000000
    @ItsOver9000000 6 років тому +12

    I love how the best list was only 5 minutes and the worst list is as long as the Madea Halloween movies

  • @AaronTheDogMMA
    @AaronTheDogMMA 6 років тому +34

    This is legit like hanging out with friends. Sorry if this sounds pathetic

    • @maxsrebro6072
      @maxsrebro6072 6 років тому +8

      Not at all man it's cool that our era in time makes that possible

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 4 роки тому

      it really is. I love these fucking guys 😂😂

  • @CynicalBastard47
    @CynicalBastard47 6 років тому +19

    Let There Be Light. A passion project.
    By someone who has been in several reports on anti-LGBT activity by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

  • @SuperCrimsonKing
    @SuperCrimsonKing 6 років тому +34

    Birth of the Dragon is only #10?
    Oh this is gonna be fun........

    • @MareCat31
      @MareCat31 6 років тому +2

      Dylan Paterson I completely forgot about this movie even being a thing

    • @themastabastard1744
      @themastabastard1744 6 років тому

      LadyRedHawk lol same. Perfect example of a movie we want to forget

  • @meganwalker3657
    @meganwalker3657 6 років тому +19

    Now I want to see you do a month of these Mormon movies.

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 6 років тому +32

    Yeah, I'm a Razzie voter and I've got Emoji Movie down for every award it's nominated for. And I voted for it in literally every category for the nomination ballot, including ones where I had to write it in. It's the only film I can think of where I'm genuinely offended that it even *exists,* just for how soulless and designed-by-committee it is.

  • @TheRealConcertKing
    @TheRealConcertKing 6 років тому +129

    "Sweet! Finally the worst of 2017!" *Sees that it's over an hour and a half.* "Welp, this should be interesting"

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 6 років тому +8

      2017*
      😉

    • @Rhomega
      @Rhomega 6 років тому +8

      Posting a year into the future, I see.

    • @TheRealConcertKing
      @TheRealConcertKing 6 років тому +3

      Leave it to Brad to already know which movies are going to suck. But for real, it takes me like 10 months to get used to writing out the new year when I put dates on things, but the time I'm referring to 2017, I put the current year....

    • @layne721
      @layne721 6 років тому +3

      what's great was that I clicked on it thinking it might be a shorter video, but then I saw the length and was like "yup, I guess I live here now."

  • @CatLives9
    @CatLives9 6 років тому +16

    "Chips" was trash. Pure, utter trash. It angered me, too. I don't get Hollywood's obsession with anilingus and rim jobs. It's never funny in any context and was totally out of place in that movie. The tv show wasn't a masterpiece by any means, but it still was a classic gem from the 70's and deserves a much better updated adaptation. Pathetic filth movie.

  • @RichardBatchelorComposer
    @RichardBatchelorComposer 6 років тому +57

    Well that's my evening sorted, thanks guys, (grabs popcorn)

  • @jamesmcmahan1236
    @jamesmcmahan1236 6 років тому +13

    Best movie built around a faith message I have probably ever seen is likely still "Oh, God" with George Burns.

  • @kierenbuckley370
    @kierenbuckley370 6 років тому +18

    I maintain The Mummy film can be on the worst films of 2017

  • @kait112
    @kait112 6 років тому +34

    Ahaha, the Mormon movies comment had me in stitches. I was raised Mormon too and I've seen like all of them. It's true, they're absurd.

    • @Mrgranturismo4ever
      @Mrgranturismo4ever 6 років тому +2

      Kaitlin Taylor is it true that mormons sterilize people if they curse?

    • @kait112
      @kait112 6 років тому +12

      Yup. I've been sterilized, and so is everyone I know. Mormons are very well known for not being able to have children and for being close to dying off from lack of kids.

    • @laurajanelukejones5910
      @laurajanelukejones5910 6 років тому

      Haha they're absurd and totally amazing. I love them, with The R.M. being my favorite.

    • @pajamaparty01
      @pajamaparty01 6 років тому

      I knew it!

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 6 років тому +6

      I would expect nothing less from the same sect that brought us The Buttercream Gang.

  • @Lightfyre281
    @Lightfyre281 6 років тому +27

    Oh, please do a Snob episode on The Stray XD

  • @SuperMarkerComicBro
    @SuperMarkerComicBro 6 років тому +33

    Is it sad that when you guys started talking about good roles Vin Diesel has played, the first two I thought of were a giant robot and an alien tree, neither of which talk that much and are animated characters?

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 6 років тому +9

      SuperMarkerComicBro I mean when ever I think of Vin Disel I can only think of him singing a lullabye in order to avoid traps set by a dead father to protect something. And I am not kidding he sang a lullabye and did the actions in the lullabye in order to avoid traps, DEADLY traps, like knock out gas, FLAME THROWERS. But not to mention the subplot of the older brother(?) Playing the telegraph boy turned Nazi from the Sound of Music.
      The Pacifer is an odd movie...it also had a pet duck

    • @kgraves2269
      @kgraves2269 6 років тому +1

      He is a better actor than most people give him credit for. Those movies where he is big and bad and bald are ok, but his true skill is to bring emotion to his character through few words. I am Groot in some scenes almost had me crying.

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 6 років тому

      Kat Tastic Agreed. He should do more voice acting. His performance as the Iron Giant makes me cry every time.

  • @MysteriousMrL
    @MysteriousMrL 6 років тому +29

    You guys put the Razzies to shame. Baywatch getting a Razzie nomination over Chips shows how little thought is put into them. That and The Snowman wasn't nominated for anything.

  • @Dalia1784
    @Dalia1784 6 років тому +14

    I hated working the theater when The Bye Bye Man came out. I had to stay in the theater making sure none of teens were acting out. I just remember cops coming in and nearly getting in a fight with a patron cause they wouldn't get off their phone annoying the folks behind them.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 роки тому

      Wait, somebody was so intent on watching the Bye Bye Man that they called the cops?

    • @Dalia1784
      @Dalia1784 4 роки тому

      @@blaisetelfer8499 It was my manager that called the cops. A few of the patrons were trying to fight with me and the staff cause they kept disrupting the movie and we had already threatened to kick them out.

  • @huerfanoproducciones
    @huerfanoproducciones 6 років тому +203

    Finally! I was saving weed for this one

    • @arthas1173
      @arthas1173 6 років тому +1

      I got my Black Irish Bottle for that.
      It's been in the fridge since a week !!

    • @s.bakyhnh1756
      @s.bakyhnh1756 6 років тому

      La respuesta es caballo.

    • @MareCat31
      @MareCat31 6 років тому

      Hmmm,there's an idea, might get a bit drunk for this later

    • @s.bakyhnh1756
      @s.bakyhnh1756 6 років тому

      mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen
      Huérfano Producciones (aka Crítico Histérico) is the Chilean version of the Nostalgia Critic and "la respuesta siempre es caballo" is a running gag from one of his reviews.

    • @ramsfan0868
      @ramsfan0868 6 років тому +3

      Smoking weed right now.

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 6 років тому +8

    "Let There Be Light"
    did you mean: Chick Tracts: The Movie?

  • @29AndreG
    @29AndreG 6 років тому +5

    My Top 10 Rotten Eggs of 2017
    1. Let There Be Light
    2. The Emoji Movie
    3. Rings
    4. The Snowman
    5. Fifty Shades Darker
    6. The Book of Henry
    7. CHiPs
    8. The Dark Tower
    9. The Mummy
    10. King Arthur and The Legend of The Sword
    Films that didn't make it (reasons why):•Monster Trucks (Didn’t make it)
    •Boo 2 A Madea Halloween (Didn't make it)
    •Ghost in the Shell (Didn't make it)
    •Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planet (Didn’t make it)
    •The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Wasn’t that bad)
    •A Cure for Wellness (Didn’t see it)
    •The Circle (Didn’t make it)
    •Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tells (Wasn’t that bad)
    •Transformers: The Last Knight (Didn’t make it)
    •Justice League (Wasn’t that bad)
    •Father Figures (Didn’t make it)
    •Geostorm (Didn’t make it)
    •Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Didn’t make it)
    •Snatched (Didn’t make it)
    •Pitch Perfect 3 (Didn’t see it)
    •Jigsaw (Didn’t see it)
    •Daddy’s Home 2 (Didn’t make it)
    •The Great Wall (Didn’t make it)
    •The Bye Bye Man (Didn’t see it)
    •Collide (Didn’t make it)

    • @MrJackblack7
      @MrJackblack7 6 років тому +1

      29AndreG Hitman's Bodyguard was fun. To me it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

  • @KNadoli
    @KNadoli 6 років тому +44

    i'm a simple man, i see Brad and Dave's worst, i watch

    • @KNadoli
      @KNadoli 6 років тому +1

      .........wait, what? i'm too confused to be mad at that

    • @powergirl8720
      @powergirl8720 6 років тому

      Krishna Nadoli Don't listen to him, I like your name

    • @KNadoli
      @KNadoli 6 років тому

      oh thank you :)

  • @directorraney
    @directorraney 6 років тому +2

    59:16 "There was no love that went into this film, there was certainly no craft"
    You know, I might actually want to see Boo 3! if it went into Lovecraft territory.

  • @BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion
    @BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion 6 років тому +10

    My own worst 10, so far (because I haven't seen all the crappy movies I plan to see from 2017) would have to be:
    10. Pitch Perfect 3
    9. Spark: A Space Tail
    8. The Bye Bye Man
    7. The Star
    6. Just Getting Started
    5. Bad Kids of Crestview Academy
    4. The Bronx Bull
    3. Dark Night (Not the Dark Knight)
    2. The Crash
    1. Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween
    Dishonorable mentions: Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, XX, The Emoji Movie, Unforgettable, Arsenal, Friend Request, The Space Between Us, Wish Upon, Transformers: The Last Knight, Rings, and Despicable Me 3.
    By the way, I've seen 169 movies from 2017, so far. It will be 170 this weekend since one of my home theaters is finally getting The Shape of Water!

    • @johnsmithy9850
      @johnsmithy9850 6 років тому

      BruceGifford JustMyOpinion Man, kudos, that’s like... 130 more than me

    • @BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion
      @BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion 6 років тому

      John Smithy Both MoviePass and my review channel give me an excuse to see as many movies as I can, even some of the worst out there.

  • @madgang201
    @madgang201 6 років тому +4

    The more you guys talk about The Stray, the more I really wanna see a Snob review if it! 😃

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 6 років тому +8

    this is what I've been looking forward to, _here we go lads_
    can't wait for if we get a Brian and Sarah edition of this too -and also I'm eager to hear Sarah's thoughts on Fifty Shades 3 when it comes out-

  • @rustyshackleford6633
    @rustyshackleford6633 3 роки тому +5

    Man, Dave was so entertaining to listen to. I sure do miss him on this channel.

  • @ashleyh836
    @ashleyh836 6 років тому +4

    My niece brought over the Emoji Movie and I got to watch it tonight. Probably b/c I was sitting in my own living room, watching her copy of it, able to sing out "and at last I've seen the light" while Jean & Jailbreak are on the boat that I find this movie to be meh/ok. Plus Jacksfilms making fun of it all year helped.

  • @grobanlover292
    @grobanlover292 6 років тому +1

    6:45 "Well this is going to be a quick video"
    *Checks length*
    *Stares into camera like the Office*

  • @googolplexians
    @googolplexians 6 років тому +11

    Why was Boss Baby nominated for every single animation award?

    • @cass465
      @cass465 6 років тому +1

      Ashley Butts right??

    • @automatontonic
      @automatontonic 6 років тому +18

      Because the academy doesn't give a fuck about animated movies.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 6 років тому +4

      Ashley Butts Slow year.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +13

      Because Coco's going to win all of them, but they needed to fill out the number of nominees anyway.

    • @MontyPythonFanatic2
      @MontyPythonFanatic2 6 років тому +10

      They decided it seemed more dignified than nominating movies named The Lego Batman Movie and Captain Underpants, even though those were better movies (and I thought The Boss Baby was okay-not-great).

  • @willday9316
    @willday9316 6 років тому +12

    Fifty Shades of Satan's Toenail

  • @beejay271
    @beejay271 6 років тому +8

    I thought Dave was Seth Rogan in the thumbnail lol

  • @LaurenAwesomesauce1
    @LaurenAwesomesauce1 6 років тому +3

    Let there be light was just a middle eastern and atheist hating movie. My boyfriend (born in Iran) was so mad at that movie that he now tweets at Kevin daily shit talking him

    • @Genin99
      @Genin99 6 років тому +2

      Since Kevin Sorbo is doing movies like God's Not Dead1 and Let There Be Light, I now consider him someone to avoid if he's a guest at a convention.

  • @zaroelke4066
    @zaroelke4066 6 років тому +26

    If anyone complains about Dave's list, you have to remember that Sarah did have a kid in 2017. Kid's a bigger priority

    • @culwin
      @culwin 6 років тому +15

      Brad has two cat children and can still see plenty of movies.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 років тому +3

      Cats can fend for themselves, babies can't.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 6 років тому +11

      Given that that person used the phrase "Cat Children", I suspect that he was joking.

    • @stevesmith1496
      @stevesmith1496 6 років тому +1

      zar oelke Take that back!!!

    • @gtd2712
      @gtd2712 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, cause babies are super known for their capacity to cooperate.

  • @tintinismybelgian
    @tintinismybelgian 6 років тому +2

    The movie "Gandhi with a Gun" is something I would pay good money to see.

  • @heisensaul5538
    @heisensaul5538 6 років тому +1

    The Bye-Bye Man was probably my favorite midnight screening video from last year.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому

      The way they described their experience with that movie reminds me of mine and my friend's experience with White Noise the part about the crowd they were with.. How we were with a crowd of (other) teenaged girls first crazy in the theater before the movie started and loud screams that got predictable at point while at the same time my friend and I were plenty scared too where close to the end was the first movie we walked out on and got vouchers for our next movie

  • @wraitsoth
    @wraitsoth 6 років тому +2

    "You have an hour and 39 minutes left to live"
    Me: Sick new Brad and Dave video

  • @EnsignRicky011
    @EnsignRicky011 6 років тому +1

    I can't decide what I want more, a Rifftrax of The Snowman, or a Snob episode of The Snowman.

  • @D0ug1997
    @D0ug1997 5 років тому +1

    "CHIPS is why I went easy on Baywatch" -Brad, 2018.

  • @johnmarion3599
    @johnmarion3599 4 роки тому +2

    Dave/10 - 2:26
    Brad/10 - 3:49
    Dave/9 - 5:56
    Brad/9 - 9:19
    Dave/8 - 12:06
    Brad/8 - 15:35
    Dave/7 - 18:00
    Brad/7 - 21:47
    Dave/6 - 24:33
    Brad/6 - 29:56
    Dave/5 - 33:46
    Brad/5 - 38:34 (And Dave’s #1)
    Dave/4 - 41:18
    Brad/4 - 45:12
    Dave/3 - 49:40
    Brad/3 - 53:58
    Dave/2 - 1:01:45 (And Brad’s #1)
    Brad/2 - 1:09:01
    Dave/1 - 1:14:10 (And Brad’s #5)
    Brad/1 - 1:25:47 (And Dave’s #2)

  • @fortblocks
    @fortblocks 6 років тому +3

    Did Brad just mention Jake without getting heated?

  • @Zanzoltan
    @Zanzoltan 6 років тому +2

    You know it's gonna be good, if they make a video of feature length, to explain and prove their reasons for the worst movies of 2017...

  • @odinoco
    @odinoco 6 років тому +6

    No Bryan list this year?
    Truly, God has left us

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 років тому

      People just need to axe Brad the right questions regarding Bear-ian's list.

  • @cass465
    @cass465 6 років тому +6

    Dave and Brad are so Phoebe and Chandler

    • @PsychicGirl
      @PsychicGirl 6 років тому

      cassius v which one's which?

    • @cass465
      @cass465 6 років тому +2

      PsychicGirl Dave was born to be Chandler.

  • @catrachocolo
    @catrachocolo 6 років тому +2

    Yes! Right on time! Was about to have dinner and was thinking what movie I could watch simultaneously - but this will do. Thanks, guys!

  • @basicindiebro
    @basicindiebro 6 років тому +2

    *sees Brad's last pick*
    *sees that there's 10 minutes left*
    o heck yea

  • @wassera9093
    @wassera9093 6 років тому +1

    I watched 'Collide' too. I am reminded of it now after completely forgetting it existed.

  • @benmcfee
    @benmcfee 6 років тому +11

    Hey, now that neo-McCarthyism is now a thing, I wonder when we'll see Kevin Sorbo's take on the new Red Scare. Maybe he can do a remake of "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?"

    • @bunnybismuth
      @bunnybismuth 6 років тому

      benmcfee Neo-McCarthyism.
      No, bro, now go.

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 6 років тому +1

      Nice try; no buy, but good shot, Big Guy.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +2

      Neo-McCarthyism started during the 2007-2008 presidential campaign. Remember how Obama was (according to such distinguished scholars as Rush Limbaugh and Bubba, my moonshine connection down the street) going to declare America a socialist Muslim nation and take away our guns?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +1

      scitechian Well, a lot of you don't know how to use them, maybe it's time to do something...

    • @benmcfee
      @benmcfee 6 років тому +2

      scitechian
      On that point, I think you're right. If not in 2007-2008, then arguably in 2012, when Mitt Romney tried to smear Barack Obama as a Russian stooge... and if not then, then *definitely* in 2013 when Edward Snowden was granted asylum in (where else?) Russia.
      Either way, a New Cold War is something the corporations that own the United States have been salivating over since 1989, and over the last ten years, we've been slowly primed to accept it by the same media that lied to us about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.

  • @okCarmy
    @okCarmy 6 років тому +11

    Why do your friend look like seth rogen

    • @cloak5857
      @cloak5857 6 років тому +2

      Dave is 108. Why do Seth Rogen look like him?

    • @Gunngirl
      @Gunngirl 6 років тому

      On the thumb nail I thought it was him lol

  • @shannonpace512
    @shannonpace512 6 років тому +1

    I kind of love Dave's silent laugh.

  • @Collageman90
    @Collageman90 6 років тому +11

    I blame the Madea movies for the bloody tragic events that have being happen in today's world. Also I would rather watch the Ernest movies more than the Madea movies cause they were more fun and had the best Santa Claus in movie history.

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 6 років тому +1

    Out of the two lists, Dave and Brian's worst movies, and Oscar nominations, I'm definitely more interested in this one XD

  • @adamcheek2244
    @adamcheek2244 6 років тому +1

    Patrick Stewart better have been paid handsomely and gotten a really, really nice car for even considering being a part of The Emoji Movie. Didn't see it, didn't waste my time, but I was sad to see him stoop that low...I hope he was compensated really fucking well

  • @EmberMcLain87
    @EmberMcLain87 6 років тому +1

    how to tell if you have a stupid horror film checklist: 1. it releases in january or in the summer. 2. it's rated PG 13. odds are if it's both then of course you got a cheap horror film that wouldn't scare the shit out of a 6 year old.

  • @BullSession
    @BullSession 6 років тому +2

    That's 50 Shades Freed, Brad. Darker was the second one.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому

      I will say from the trailer of 50 Shades Freed it almost caught my attention if there was a way to focus on Jack Hyde about as much as the other stuff if not more so I would see it. I know it's not the point/idea of the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy but I know Stoned Germlins and Channel Awesome has talked about movies that have characters or plots that don't fit in a movie before

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 6 років тому +3

    In fairness to Fifty Shades Darker, it has all of the same problems as its source material.

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  6 років тому +1

      ...and?

    • @ColeYote
      @ColeYote 6 років тому

      Just mean I don't really hold it against the people who worked on the film. If you make a faithful adaptation of shit, slightly-less-shit becomes a best-case scenario.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому

      @@ColeYote That's not fair, the first movie was based on a shitty book, and it was decent. Hell, it was better than any of the Twilight movies.

  • @adamcheek2244
    @adamcheek2244 6 років тому +1

    I never understood how Girls Trip got like a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. Every preview and commercial I saw looked like the same generic shit in comedies every year. And there were a couple parts in the trailer that did make me laugh, but all the way up to people saying it could get a Supporting Actress nomination? Fuck no haha

  • @infinitewordcount
    @infinitewordcount 6 років тому +2

    Funny, your opinion of Alien: Covenant, that it was trying to be two different movies, was my opinion of Prometheus.

  • @geoffreypeterson8903
    @geoffreypeterson8903 6 років тому +4

    Yes, the real worst movie of the year was totally Jesus, Bro. Did you see the review it got from the Dove Network?!

  • @TheRcanmeananything
    @TheRcanmeananything 6 років тому +3

    Brad I love your Snoopy pants.

  • @MalescoM
    @MalescoM 6 років тому +1

    DAVE: BRAD:
    10 - 2:24 10 - 3:35
    9 - 5:53 9 - 9:18
    8 -12:04 8 - 15:33
    7 - 17:55 7 - 21:45
    6 -24:32 6 - 29:53
    5 - 33:43 5 - 38:31
    4 - 41:16 4 - 45:08
    3 - 49:38 3 - 53:55
    2 - 1:01:43 2 - 1:08:56
    1 - 1:14:10 1 - 1:25:46

  • @saturdaymorningcheapseats3281
    @saturdaymorningcheapseats3281 6 років тому +14

    i fell asleep during alien covenant in the theater

    • @coffeemugentertainment3811
      @coffeemugentertainment3811 6 років тому +3

      I watched the hole thing and said to myself afterwards; "I am never getting that time I wasted on 'Ridley Scott wants fucking money: The Movie experience' back and when I die, I am gonna look back on that wasted time and simply breath a gasping 'why?'" Simply put it sucked.

    • @dr.sommercamp3435
      @dr.sommercamp3435 6 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 роки тому

      Yes, but was it worse than Phoenix Forgotten, which he also produced that year?
      Probably, Phoenix Forgotten was a dime a dozen shitty found footage film, it didn't make other films feel worse by its existence.

  • @jackkain7141
    @jackkain7141 6 років тому

    If you read any articles on the making of that movie, what you're saying about missing scenes is legit true because the director has flat out said, "Yeah, we ran out of money and couldn't shoot like 15% of the scenes we needed to"

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 6 років тому +1

    I hate Bright the worst, but it’s direct to Netflix, Emoji Movie, mother! and Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Long Haul.

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 6 років тому +2

    Cool I didn’t know Brad knew Seth Rogan

  • @VirtualBoy500
    @VirtualBoy500 6 років тому

    The video I've been looking forward to all month! Let's do this!

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 6 років тому

    It's funny that you bring up Ernest Goes to Camp. I just started a class taught by the cinematographer of that film.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 5 років тому

    should've had Dave at my viewing of Into the Spiderverse last December.
    There were two kids behind me and my friend being so damn rowdy, and I didn't have the gut to tell them to shut up. Meanwhile, my friend, who got up twice to ask an employee (she works there so she knows them) to come in to quiet them down, was considering leaving, putting on the vest, then coming back into tell them off herself. (I think she said she would tell them they would be banned from the theater if they didn't keep quiet)

  • @KNadoli
    @KNadoli 6 років тому +2

    check out Dornan in Anthropoid. He practically owns that movie, he has such a believable character arc. Fuck Fifty Shades, man

  • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
    @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 6 років тому +1

    The book for The Snowman was soooo good. I was so upset that they fucked up the film.

  • @MrJackblack7
    @MrJackblack7 6 років тому +9

    My list for 2017
    1. The Emoji Movie
    2. Transformers: The Last Knight
    3. The Mummy
    4. Fifty Shades Darker
    5. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
    6. Alien Covenant
    7. XXX: Return of Xander Cage
    8. The Bye Bye Man
    9. Rough Night
    10. Birth of The Dragon

    • @MrJackblack7
      @MrJackblack7 6 років тому +3

      AllHailBoognish The difference is that Game Night looks pretty fun.

  • @jacobburkart6736
    @jacobburkart6736 6 років тому +1

    I was also raised Mormon. Man those movies are great, especially if you know the culture.

  • @LaurenAwesomesauce1
    @LaurenAwesomesauce1 6 років тому

    Made me sad hearing Jake mentioned, just reminds me of what a former friend did to me some years ago. I forgave her but never let her back in my life

  • @mlamarca2591
    @mlamarca2591 6 років тому +3

    I would pay to watch Hugo and Jake reviewing Let there be light with scenes acted out by you guys. #DaveismySorbo

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 6 років тому +1

    The emoji movie people should watch Utena, to learn just what it means to be 'born a princess'.

  • @adamcheek2244
    @adamcheek2244 6 років тому

    I totally forgot about the Midnight Screenings for The Stray. Easily one of my favorites of the year.
    Also, I need to check out those Mormon films. Those sound like a batch of insanity that I need to witness

  • @derekehlmann2126
    @derekehlmann2126 6 років тому

    "Mobsters and Mormons" is the name of the new tabletop RPG I'm working on

  • @chanseyegg4441
    @chanseyegg4441 5 років тому

    poor brad. “i’m looking forward to acrimony...” he didn’t know how truly awful it was going to be.

  • @yvonnerogers6429
    @yvonnerogers6429 6 років тому

    I very much enjoyed your annual rant about crummy movies. Thank you for making it. I'm happy to hear that Sarah's arrives tomorrow because that means she must be feeling better. Best. By the way, this proved longer than "Kidnap." :)

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 6 років тому +3

    I would like to add a list, but considering how many movies these guys watch, I don't feel like my list will mean anything in comparison, you guys have seen some bad stuff. :P

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 6 років тому

    It's how different the lists are for Brad and Dave this year.
    So far I'm really enjoying the logic of Collide being on the list because it is Schrodinger's movie.

  • @TheBleachj16
    @TheBleachj16 6 років тому +4

    Never forget Steve.

  • @patrickdixon7390
    @patrickdixon7390 6 років тому

    Brad's list
    1.let there be light
    2.chips
    3.boo 2
    4.the snowman
    5.emoji movie
    6.just getting started
    7.diary of a wimpy kid the long haul
    8.50 shades darker
    9.the bye bye man
    10.birth of the dragon

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 6 років тому

    Honestly you guys made birth of the dragon sound like an interesting take on the way people are inspired by movies and celebrities.
    It's probably not that, but that's what it sounded like.

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 6 років тому

    Up until this point, I'd always kind of had a soft spot for the Madea movies. But GOD. DAMN. Boo 2 was such an excruciating exercise to sit through, with me sitting there constantly wondering how or even why certain situations were happening. It's like Austin Powers explaining time travel in The Spy Who Shagged Me "My eyes have crossed."

  • @CokeCheese
    @CokeCheese 2 роки тому

    Interesting to see Brad's varying acquaintances over the years. Some are better than others, and few can match Brad's enthusiasm and screen presence (and speaking voice. Being hard of hearing, I rarely need subtitles with Brad), but all bring their own unique perspective. It can also be helpful to have someone that can be counter to Brad's somewhat subjective tastes in cinema.

  • @basicindiebro
    @basicindiebro 6 років тому +1

    *throws confetti in air*

  • @crazypoultryink.4945
    @crazypoultryink.4945 6 років тому

    My buddy and I were just asking each other throughout The Snowman, What the Fuck is going on!?

  • @powermanx87
    @powermanx87 6 років тому

    halfway through the list and theres still an hour left...this is gonna be good.