New Rule: The Truth About Christmas | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @scottprather5645
    @scottprather5645 Рік тому +392

    Separation of church and state is one of the most important principles the founding fathers established.

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому +6

      I believe separation of church and state IS one of the most important parts of our country.

    • @Gemini530
      @Gemini530 Рік тому +2

      True, and separation of Church and state is also something taken from the Bible. And they should have declared the US a Christian nation, and rightfully so because our Constitution and moral standards are heavily influenced by Christianity.

    • @jamesarmes3098
      @jamesarmes3098 Рік тому +8

      The separation is not in the constitution, read it

    • @randy9simmonsup658
      @randy9simmonsup658 Рік тому +7

      The first amendment means that Congress shall not establish a federal religion the separation of church and state is not in the Constitution it was a letter to a church from Jefferson about how the government should not interfere in church matters not the other way around the original colonies could have an official church just not a federal church

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 Рік тому +1

      @@jamesarmes3098neither is Citizens United.

  • @TML34
    @TML34 Рік тому +185

    How do we separate stupidity from politics? That’s the real problem.

    • @middlefingermotionpictures4772
      @middlefingermotionpictures4772 Рік тому +4

      Ban political parties altogether.

    • @mikev.2945
      @mikev.2945 Рік тому

      Kind of the same thing..

    • @AbbieFabbieBoBabbie
      @AbbieFabbieBoBabbie Рік тому

      Great idea. What would happen if people ran as individuals? It would be like high school student government elections. A simple popularity contest. No electoral college, they clearly don't keep stupidity out.@@middlefingermotionpictures4772

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому +4

      Education reduces ignorance and misjudgment

    • @wazzasworld4531
      @wazzasworld4531 Рік тому

      Simple. Make it illegal to hold office if you're religious. You have to be secular to hold office. Otherwise your religious beliefs will negatively impact your ability to competently do your job...a secular government should be made up of people with secular views.

  • @annazaman9657
    @annazaman9657 Рік тому +933

    Im Pakistani and i would warn you emphatically to steer clear of bringing religion into politics. Its nothing but disaster. No two people have same interpretation of the same religion.

    • @pseudovictim
      @pseudovictim Рік тому +37

      Stay strong bro!

    • @rajeevgangal542
      @rajeevgangal542 Рік тому +49

      Kudos from an Indian

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому +45

      Exactly: separate religion from government.

    • @minigiant8998
      @minigiant8998 Рік тому +39

      how can anyone agree on something that's make believe?

    • @user-nc9pc3gr4c
      @user-nc9pc3gr4c Рік тому +10

      Bill is misinterpreting those statements. Not sure why he is doing that, but there is no separation of church and state. There is only a law that says that there cannot be an official church for the state. They were trying to prevent the Church of England type of church being formed in USA. The left takes that to mean total separation, when in fact it is not.

  • @sbh1311
    @sbh1311 Рік тому +6

    I am so grateful to have this important voice in the wilderness….BILL MAHER ROCKS

  • @cwbrooks5329
    @cwbrooks5329 Рік тому +546

    I'm a devout Christian and a proud American. The separation of church and state are core to being both.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Рік тому +8

      Amen

    • @luckyduck1985
      @luckyduck1985 Рік тому +38

      I often say:
      "Christian Americans who believe in a Christian America understand neither Christianity nor America."

    • @georgelayton6641
      @georgelayton6641 Рік тому +7

      If you are really interested in rebirth around December 25th you might want to study more about astronomy.

    • @climatefascism9870
      @climatefascism9870 Рік тому +1

      Weak Christian

    • @Jon-dv8pk
      @Jon-dv8pk Рік тому +4

      ​@@luckyduck1985you going to say that Christian ethics has not effected American socity?

  • @44excalibur
    @44excalibur Рік тому +885

    Jimmy Carter (Democrat) and Ronald Reagan (Republican) were both religious, and both understood the necessity of the separation of church and state.

    • @ACRJ06
      @ACRJ06 Рік тому

      That's because it's a necessity for anyone that doesn't lick the boot of a big orange tyrant

    • @folee_edge
      @folee_edge Рік тому +32

      Jimmy Carter still is.

    • @lovely-mk4rt
      @lovely-mk4rt Рік тому +35

      Well , not so much Reagan

    • @44excalibur
      @44excalibur Рік тому +6

      @@folee_edge Yes, but he's no longer president, is my point.

    • @44excalibur
      @44excalibur Рік тому +19

      @@lovely-mk4rt Reagan was hardly the right wing conservative some people think he was. He used to be a Democrat, and he was always more on the moderate side.

  • @Subhuman_Gamer
    @Subhuman_Gamer Рік тому +565

    I'm a republican who agrees with Bill on this. Separation of church and state is crucial to our freedoms and progress.

    • @CrazyStupot
      @CrazyStupot Рік тому

      but note how Maher has engineered a segment making you think you need to say this

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому +24

      You should be spreading this message all over conservative channels on the internet if you love our country.

    • @flakyfree7083
      @flakyfree7083 Рік тому

      @@pdcdesign9632it’s impossible. I’m 90% a republican voter and my out of state relatives who think the country was founded on Christian principles will argue with me even when I quote letters and mention the Jefferson gospels. When I explain that they had reverence for the The Bible in their writings, they feel better but don’t quite give up the idea that the strong majority were deists. It’s like trying to explain the history of Israel to woke mobs marching for Palestine.

    • @obzen901
      @obzen901 Рік тому +19

      I wish all republicans agreed.

    • @SeanCrehan
      @SeanCrehan Рік тому

      If you notice he pays no attention to Biden openly saying he’s a Zionist which is a foreign country first off and it’s a form of Jewish nationalism you can look it up. Also this isn’t a democracy it’s a democratic republic I hate commenting anywhere but how much bs can he spew without being called on it

  • @justinpeterson2105
    @justinpeterson2105 Рік тому +123

    Once again, Bill took the words right out of my mouth.
    Well, he said it even better than I ever could have.
    AND he made me laugh along the way.
    AND he made important points too.
    NO ONE mixes edifying content, social commentary, well-expressed opinion and humor better than Maher.

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 Рік тому

      Bill Maher states the US is becoming too stupid to carry on. Particularly among the 18-34 year old demographic which he says is easiest to fool because of how gullible they can be. He also notes, merrily, that atheism is on the rise and that that's a good thing. Particularly among young adults.
      There is no such thing as coincidence.

    • @cmichael40
      @cmichael40 Рік тому

      but he just can't wedge his righteousness away from the moronic left.

  • @M.Linoge
    @M.Linoge Рік тому +31

    "We want a small government! So small our politicians will decide when you pray, who you pray to, and which prayers to say! Freedom!"

  • @vijairamdeensingh3008
    @vijairamdeensingh3008 Рік тому +56

    One of your best Bill, continue being the voice of sanity in this insane world, Season Greetings to you and all

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 Рік тому

      Bill Maher states the US is becoming too stupid to carry on. Particularly among the 18-34 year old demographic which he says is easiest to fool because of how gullible they can be. He also notes, merrily, that atheism is on the rise and that that's a good thing. Partcicularly among young adults.
      There is no such thing as coincidence.

  • @elliechristie2498
    @elliechristie2498 Рік тому +304

    Does anyone think if churches had to pay taxes……they would be as prolific as they are???

    • @a.j.triplett4624
      @a.j.triplett4624 Рік тому

      If they did that then Christians would just convert to government

    • @AdeboFunkyVoodoo
      @AdeboFunkyVoodoo Рік тому +10

      My sister earns millions from running churche..... erm, I mean tending to her flock at multiple points of holy communion.

    • @jhunt5578
      @jhunt5578 Рік тому

      My country the UK has an official church and we're one of the most Athiest countries in the world. Though clergyman, Imams etc. Do get tax breaks for some absurd reason.

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому +2

      I know that there is tax evasion by some claiming to be religious organizations, but my opinion is that it would be much worse to tax religions. Maybe that would allow taxation of your religion or your lack of religion. Some countries impose extra taxes on those who are not members of the government approved religion. I don’t want that.

    • @davidguelette7036
      @davidguelette7036 Рік тому +16

      All you have to do is witness mega church pastors exorting the flock that God wants them to have a new Lear jet.

  • @altonhumes5782
    @altonhumes5782 Рік тому +105

    That is the ABSOLUTE POWER of this man Bill Maher. Two things can be true (if not three): You can DEFINITELY QUESTION the Origins of Christmas, you can still Celebrate Christmas, AND YOU CAN STAND UP AGAINST "CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM".
    Once again, we never deserve you, Sir, but we thank you on this one. Seasons Greetings to All from Central America.
    #RealTime #AwayWithChristianNationalism!!!
    #AllAboveIsTrue.
    #WeDontDeserveBill!!!

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 Рік тому +7

      I hope you also stand up against Islamic Nationalism then, as well as any form of religious nationalism.

    • @altonhumes5782
      @altonhumes5782 Рік тому +3

      @@navylaks2 As long as that Stand isn't a license to engage in racist rhetoric, they're included too.
      But to be further clear: Religion is man made but God centered. You can Believe or you don't, and that's freedom!!!
      #RealTime #ReadThatNationalism!!!

    • @marshalljobe1102
      @marshalljobe1102 Рік тому +1

      Yes, question is fine, but why? for what purpose? I believe emphatically in Christianity, cover to cover, but have never in my mature adult life ever once thought that he was born on Dec 25th. I've known for decades what Bill feels that he has to 'enlighten' the world about.
      He does so purely for his disdane of religion. But he waists his time... unless its just to keep his audience laughing and to preach to them his Atheistic beliefs.

    • @randallmadison9910
      @randallmadison9910 Рік тому

      ​@marshalljobe1102 Just points out how ridiculous these Bible stories are. Fallacious appeal to popular opinion. Just because you were indoctrinated to believe Christianity is true doesn't make it so. If you are adult who finds comfort in these easily debunked tales in the Bible, that's your prerogative. Separate of church and state. Get out there and market for members if you like. But, it has no place in government.

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 Рік тому

      Racist rhetoric?
      You do realize that Muhammadanism is not a race, right?
      Neither is Christianity nor any of the other faiths. @@altonhumes5782

  • @Jupiterbotz
    @Jupiterbotz Рік тому +323

    Anyone that is a true Christian knows that Jesus is not a nationalist and does want anyone to have dominion over anyone.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Рік тому +1

      Have you ever read the book of Revelation?? When he comes back to reign over the Earth, Christian Nationalism will be the law over all of the Earth, not just in the U.S. for 1,000 years.

    • @lloydchristmas5698
      @lloydchristmas5698 Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Anyone who believes these ancient books as gospel would also believe Harry was Jesus & Voldemort was Satan if all books went away but the Harry Potter series. 😂🤡

    • @jamesstevenson7725
      @jamesstevenson7725 Рік тому +1

      He was not a philosopher either.

    • @joshuaherrera358
      @joshuaherrera358 Рік тому +7

      No. He had clear insight on how to treat slaves.

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast Рік тому +6

      Ah, you got it. These people aren't actually true Christians.

  • @goldstandardaviation1667
    @goldstandardaviation1667 Рік тому +88

    One of the best New Rule broadcasts in the show's history. Just awesome.

    • @knightowl809
      @knightowl809 Рік тому

      lol

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 Рік тому +1

      @@knightowl809 - use your words, Cletus.

    • @cheques_appeal
      @cheques_appeal Рік тому

      I read Ja Rule

    • @jumpthegun3910
      @jumpthegun3910 Рік тому

      His best new rules segments were during the Bush years, and none of them have come close ever since.

  • @patrickskramstad1485
    @patrickskramstad1485 Рік тому +42

    Wonderful job :) Thank you for bringing more sanity into my life. May they never ever rewrite history.

    • @jaws392
      @jaws392 Рік тому

      Lmao Bill is already rewriting history. If you don’t know what I mean actually research the “Appeal to Heaven” flag. It has zero to do with religion, but come from a John Locke poem. Aka BILL LIED!!!!

    • @redisinmyname8765
      @redisinmyname8765 Рік тому

      ​@user-tn8uu2cu8gpenis lover, hallah was g@y

    • @patrickskramstad1485
      @patrickskramstad1485 Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g do you have a rug burn on your forehead?

    • @patrickskramstad1485
      @patrickskramstad1485 Рік тому

      @@jaws392 what is heaven to you?

    • @markferguson7563
      @markferguson7563 Рік тому

      Bill, I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, when I was nearly seven years old in 1961, I had a run-in with a car: whilst ridding my scooter. And it was then, that I had a near-death experience. However, it’d be 16 years on later when I became aware that I had, had a near death experience. This occurred after attending a seminar, where five people on the stage spruiked their near-death experiences to the audience, and it struck me that what they spoke of paralleled EXACTLY with what happened to all those years earlier.
      However, coming to the certain conclusion that, this duly occurred with me didn’t make me run out of the seminar, and grab a tambourine to bang on it at a church.
      Anyway, the main point I want to make to you Bill, and all of your ilk who laughed so heartily when you called it “a crock of shit” is to suggest that, you vehemently shitcan Islam/Allah, or Hinduism, or Buddhism or, indeed, all three as you’ve just done with Christianity, on your next show? Needless to say, that will never occur, because you’d either be liquidated very quickly or require around-the-clock protection just as Salman Rushdie had to do.
      Again, I will categorically state that I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, I would never in my wildest dreams seek to inhibit someone from practicing their faith. Tragically, the demise of people practicing Christianity in the US, Canada, Britain or Australia, over the past few decades, is in confluence with the terrible downfall of common decency and morality.

  • @augustus7786
    @augustus7786 Рік тому +6

    Gawd! I wish there was a ❤ button for everything he just said

  • @gregweaver4341
    @gregweaver4341 Рік тому +79

    That John Adams quote should be tamped on every anti-gop political ad in 2024

    • @1mespud
      @1mespud Рік тому +2

      Agreed! And also printed on dollar bills like "In God We Trust".

    • @MrKeychange
      @MrKeychange Рік тому +1

      ​@@1mespud It doesn't say which God. 😉

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому +7

      The American Founding Fathers deemed *ALL* religions unfit for modern governance.
      _“The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or Mohammedan Nation.”_
      *- John Adams* (American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, Founding Father & 2nd president)
      The *1st Amendment's Establishment Clause* prohibits the government from making any law, _“respecting an establishment of religion.”_
      This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion.
      *Constitution Article VI Supreme Law - Clause 3 Oaths of Office*
      _"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; _*_but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."_*
      This means nobody is ever required to swear on the Bible, or any other religious book for an oath of office. They may choose a religious book, but none is required.
      _“...the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion."_
      *-Treaty of Tripoli - June 7, 1797. Signed by President John Adams & Ratified UNANIMOUSLY, by the Senate June 10, 1797*
      ....only a few times in history the Senate unanimously agreed on anything.
      A 2018 Supreme Court Ruling re-affirmed this statement, from The Treaty of Tripoli.
      *PETER CARL BORMUTH, Petitioner,* *V.* *COUNTY OF JACKSON, MICHIGAN Respondent*
      This Court also released an opinion on May 14, 2018 in Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Assn., 584 U. S. (2018), Justice Thomas in his concurring opinion wrote:
      _"The Treaty of Tripoli was passed by the Senate and signed into law by President John Adams. As such, it is a "legislated text" which must be read "textually". _*_The lower courts in this case read a hypothetical legislative intention into the text by dismissing Article 11 as "a mere formality". The language itself makes a clear direct statement that our government is not based on the Christian religion_*_ and any attempt by a government official to represent our government as Christian contradicts the text and the historical understanding of our founders."_
      _“This would be the best of all possible Worlds, if there were no Religion in it”_
      *-John Adams* )Letter from John Adams to Thomas Jefferson, 19 April 1817)
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason."_
      *-Benjamin Franklin* (Poor Richard's Almanac)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)*

    • @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT
      @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT Рік тому +1

      ​@@1mespudwe should just remove that already it put on our currency during the red scare

    • @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT
      @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT Рік тому

      ​@@xjarheadjohnson the founding father that gets no respect but was probably the most upstanding in character is Thomas Paine

  • @kazgaming5088
    @kazgaming5088 Рік тому +553

    I'm a Christian and I'm telling you it's a terrible idea to make America a Christian nation through legal means. We should in no way enforce Christian beliefs by means of laws. Start that slippery slope and who is to say Islam doesn't become the prominent religion and force itself on you? Just leave them separate. Better to spend your time doing things Jesus specifically taught like, oh I don't know, feed the hungry and help the poor. 🤷

    • @donmongoose
      @donmongoose Рік тому +50

      Theocracies are just a terrible idea in general, regardless of which religion it's based off.

    • @keithomelvena2354
      @keithomelvena2354 Рік тому +14

      @@donmongoose Especially when you look at the sort of idiots drooling for United Gilead.

    • @ghostsquirrel8739
      @ghostsquirrel8739 Рік тому +1

      ‘Through legal means.’ I see what you did there.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 Рік тому +11

      I have no beliefs, just unconditional love and empathy for the human condition and any god or gods that aren't cool with that...isn't cool with me and I accept my consequences. Much Love to the All

    • @Michelles222
      @Michelles222 Рік тому +10

      It already says it in the constitution. That's why there's Supposed to be separation of church and state.

  • @mrpearson1230
    @mrpearson1230 Рік тому +21

    One of the best New Rules in a LOOOOONG time Bill!

  • @raefzn
    @raefzn Рік тому +25

    Theres a thin line between believers and fanatics. Thank you Bill for shedding some light on such issues

  • @heikofenster6046
    @heikofenster6046 Рік тому +136

    The German constitution also separates church and government… but it also has a provision that prevents someone from holding office or running for it if he behaves or talks unconstitutionally.
    This prevents Nazis ( the main intention of this passage in our constitution ), religious fanatics, communists, etc. from taking over.
    It is sometimes hard to draw the line on this, but the Christian Nationalists in the US could not hold office in Germany.

    • @musicauthority674
      @musicauthority674 Рік тому +1

      Something America should adopt immediately. I've always said that that the German people are much more intelligent than Americans. one only has look at how the German people have delt with fascism since WWII?

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Рік тому

      All that does is expose the parallels between Nazi Germany and 21st Century America. You're witnessing, once again, the repeat of history -- with the consent of We The People. And ironically, especially since Oct 7, BOTH fringes of the right and left are engaging in it. Our Constitution will prevail over this fanaticism but it still takes principled leadership to honor their oath to preserve, protect and defend it. _That's_ my larger concern -- where is the principled leadership? They're out there, but the electorate is in no mood to hear it. The electorate wants what they want, _period._ With no regard to Constitutional guardrails. Victory goes to the loudest and most obnoxious among us, appears to be the only rule today. That both extremes are re-writing history along that path and that today's voters couldn't care less, is what worries me the most.

    • @modickens1272
      @modickens1272 Рік тому

      Germany always loves censorship, and authoritarian policies. Just look at their covid policies, look at how they ban " hate" speech, and how you can even go to prison for freedom of speech ie. questioning any aspect of the holocaust. The only difference in Germany of the 1940s and today, is what's tolerated and not tolerated but the spirit is the same. There has never been complete freedom of speech in Germany and there never will be. The Germans will not tolerate it.

    • @krisbarbour4813
      @krisbarbour4813 Рік тому +1

      No sh*t, they are Americans living in America

    • @devonjupiterlogic12
      @devonjupiterlogic12 Рік тому +4

      Thanks so much for explaining that. That's an interesting fact.

  • @radboston
    @radboston Рік тому +197

    This is brilliantly stated. Definitely something we Americans should agree with regardless of our beliefs.

    • @deanblaze-h5e
      @deanblaze-h5e Рік тому +1

      NO NO NO

    • @jaws392
      @jaws392 Рік тому +2

      Except bill lied on many occasions in his monologue

    • @slashtrio
      @slashtrio Рік тому +1

      @@jaws392good point, bill also drives a BMW and likes to fish.

    • @cyrusparsa1724
      @cyrusparsa1724 Рік тому

      Maher attacks Bible, but seems to be ok with another religion which based on their book claims a land that doesn’t belong to them, expel the natives of that land to concentration camps because according to their book, they are chosen people! Bill’s religion is Z|0N|$m.

    • @jrcather5196
      @jrcather5196 Рік тому +1

      Job 38:31 debunks his globe religion

  • @shelleyhoward-davies3579
    @shelleyhoward-davies3579 Рік тому +49

    Love this guy: don’t agree with everything but our constitution is the absolute best thing about us as a nation, verbatim.

    • @phenex551
      @phenex551 Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g
      “So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.”
      -George Carlin

    • @discojelly
      @discojelly Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g That issue cannot be solved online in the comments.. that is a journey that happens in your heart.

    • @ray_ray_7112
      @ray_ray_7112 Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Everyone thinks that their God is the real God. I stopped following like the herds that follow like sheep and cannot prove anything. Therefore, I took it upon myself to worship the one and only, Joe Pesci.

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 Рік тому +213

    As a conservative atheist I support this message.

    • @brucemacmillan9581
      @brucemacmillan9581 Рік тому +20

      Conservative and atheist. Go together kind of like military and intelligence. It's an oxymoron.

    • @paltomori6025
      @paltomori6025 Рік тому

      That "Jewish" state is at war with many "Muslim" states. So as a conservative/republican/right wing Atheist the answer is a big fat: YES, they must be supported.

    • @NathanAEnver
      @NathanAEnver Рік тому +10

      ​@@brucemacmillan9581not really, some atheist doesn't believe genders are whatever you like, or supporting Hamas regime..

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 Рік тому +5

      ​@@brucemacmillan9581 for unintelligent and misinformed people I can see why this would seem so.

    • @krismaganti1268
      @krismaganti1268 Рік тому

      @@brucemacmillan9581 For real it is like saying I am a vegetarian pork eater. Stupid AF.

  • @Roughneckjarhead
    @Roughneckjarhead Рік тому +31

    I'm a man of God and this goes against every fiber of my American being. Although I would love it if America would come back to God, I acknowledge that we fail as a country the INSTANT we start forcing it. You do not force God on people, you lead by example. America is the land of many freedoms. One of the most important freedoms here is the freedom of expression. That is there for a reason. To prevent Tyranny.

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому +2

      You would be ok with Vivek Ramaswamy (a Hindu) becoming president?

    • @Roughneckjarhead
      @Roughneckjarhead Рік тому

      @@pdcdesign9632 absolutely

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely: you can not force God on people!

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Рік тому

      @@pdcdesign9632 I can accept Hindus as President. But some people say that they are religious but really they worship power and money. It’s not what people say, it’s what they do. All religions share that

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому +1

      @@edwardlulofs444 get real. The only religions that exist worship some sort of supernatural deity. You're not helping.

  • @johngault-9597
    @johngault-9597 Рік тому +31

    "Hands full with Mike Johnson"....comedy gold...keep it up Bill

    • @Wolverines77
      @Wolverines77 Рік тому +1

      The male adaptation of the old line "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

  • @mikeribaudo6267
    @mikeribaudo6267 Рік тому +390

    We conservatives love to talk about how the 1st amendment is under fire and then forget that also includes freedom of religion.

    • @mikeribaudo6267
      @mikeribaudo6267 Рік тому +7

      (The first amendment is under fire)

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 Рік тому +17

      At least you’re able to acknowledge that, most of the other right wingers… well let’s say there’s a reason for the massive turn out for the vote to oust Chump.

    • @jetermoersdorf1011
      @jetermoersdorf1011 Рік тому

      I don’t think you understand what freedom of religion means… it means that religious folks should be protected under government persecution… ask the average dem how they feel about Jews

    • @christopherpardell4418
      @christopherpardell4418 Рік тому +51

      Freedom FROM religion, too.

    • @mikeribaudo6267
      @mikeribaudo6267 Рік тому +4

      @@joshuastanton6731 yeah he'll be president again if you guys keep biden :p. I would encourage yall to get Gavin Newsome off coke long enough to prove himself useful.

  • @DiedonD
    @DiedonD Рік тому +4

    Jeesh Bill, you have outdone yourself on this one! Your best masterpiece yet! : - )

  • @j.gretchenkennington
    @j.gretchenkennington Рік тому +9

    This is why I love Bill Maher, AND his Writers, Consistently Excellent.

  • @alexbowman4392
    @alexbowman4392 Рік тому +121

    What is wrong with our political leaders today? "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." It's literally the first point of the first law of the nation. You know the First Amendment. The government is literally forbidden to establish a religion. Case closed.

    • @jaws392
      @jaws392 Рік тому

      Yeah and also the fact that Bill lied about many things in his new rule. Ask me and I will tell.

    • @user-nc9pc3gr4c
      @user-nc9pc3gr4c Рік тому

      You and Bill is misinterpreting those statements. Not sure why he is doing that, but there is no separation of church and state. There is only a law that says that there cannot be an official church for the state. They were trying to prevent the Church of England type of church being formed in USA. The left takes that to mean total separation, when in fact it is not

    • @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT
      @MeloniMacWOKE-RIGHT Рік тому +6

      ​​@@user-nc9pc3gr4c Jefferson the person who wrote the constitution was pretty clear about how religion should not dictate government. I trust the people who wrote the constitution not some yokels

    • @SmitNicety
      @SmitNicety Рік тому +1

      Not to mention, NO TAXES!!!

    • @marshalljobe1102
      @marshalljobe1102 Рік тому

      To clarify... it is not allowed to make "Laws" forcing or rejecting a religion. Having a state religion, is not forbidden, as long as it is not enforced by law.

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 Рік тому +18

    Man, what a smack down that was! Good job Bill! That reminder was needed now more than ever.

    • @sallehandrews6976
      @sallehandrews6976 Рік тому

      Bill Maher is a islamophobe whose main agenda is to demonise and wipe out all muslims. He and his muslim hating friends are calling genocide to muslims..and sadly the fans are laughing together wth him

  • @jasonwardy8192
    @jasonwardy8192 Рік тому +3

    Love ya Bill. Keep doing what you’re doing. See you in El Paso March 3rd, my wife and I got our tickets!

  • @linmiller8147
    @linmiller8147 Рік тому +120

    Oh, no, no, no. As an atheist, I'm not feeling very good about these fanatics at all. How dare they tell me or anyone else what to believe? I damn near blew a gasket when I saw that my Ohio driver's license had the motto, "With God, all things are possible" -- right under MY photo, as if it was MY personal motto. Who voted on that?! I know I didn't. Even my religious friends were not thrilled when I pointed this out to them, because they never even noticed it.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Рік тому +8

      How dare you tell the fanatics that they should not believe that they should tell you what to believe!

    • @davidryder5082
      @davidryder5082 Рік тому +7

      ​@@ZeroOskulGod bless, thoughts and prayers

    • @giantsr1eva
      @giantsr1eva Рік тому +6

      @@ZeroOskul
      They can believe whatever they want in their private lives, they can’t force me what to believe what they believe.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Рік тому

      @@giantsr1eva That's just, like, you opinion, man.
      People can really do some monstrous stuff, ya know?
      Did you know that religion is an idea and that ideas are imaginary?
      That's, like, a fact.
      God is an idea, too, and it differs in everu mind wherein it exists but, truly, therein, in each independent and unique mind, it truly exists as an idea.
      That's fact too, Jack.
      And, I insist that you accept my beliefs about religion and god over those of all others and that you carry faith in this truth with you across your life as an aegis against nonsense.

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Рік тому

      Vote Blue and build the wall ......... between church and state ...

  • @Don-ol8ze
    @Don-ol8ze Рік тому +93

    High time for us to push back against theocracy. Cultists should have no place in government.

    • @davecummings3335
      @davecummings3335 Рік тому

      High time? The theist nutjobs are all but gone from our government today. In the '80s, you couldn't get elected unless you proclaimed yourself to be Christian. Today, you don't need to say anything about religion at all.
      We can only hope that the Demorcats eventually do the same with their current requirement to be a progressive nutjob in order to be considered for office.

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 Рік тому

      Originally
      When writing the constitution, church leaders asked for and supported separation of church and state! Why, because preacher's under the English government, in America were being locked up, for their opinions.

    • @stud6414
      @stud6414 Рік тому

      But you're okay with the only religious cult running government: the woke

    • @scottjohnson7450
      @scottjohnson7450 Рік тому +1

      ESPECIALLY those who worship at the altar of the State.

  • @AK-qt8dr
    @AK-qt8dr Рік тому +39

    Just came here to say YES to everything Bill said.

    • @sallehandrews6976
      @sallehandrews6976 Рік тому

      Bill Maher is a islamophobe whose main agenda is to demonise and wipe out all muslims. He and his muslim hating friends are calling genocide to muslims..and sadly the fans are laughing together wth him

  • @gregoire6867
    @gregoire6867 Рік тому +23

    Truth & laughter. So much better than dominion and dogma. Vote wisely my American friends 💛

  • @fleurybreedin3682
    @fleurybreedin3682 Рік тому +18

    Glad to hear more from the Old Bill Maher!

    • @exclamationpointman3852
      @exclamationpointman3852 Рік тому

      HE IS "OLD BILL MAHER" WHEN THE SMOKE OF HELL RISE UP AND HE SPITS ON GOD AND MAKE ARE YOU PATHETIC PEOPLE HAPPY, CORRECT????
      EITHER REPENT BEFORE GOD OR MAY YOU ALL PAY BITTERLY FOR ETERNITY!

    • @PhazonInfuser
      @PhazonInfuser Рік тому

      The old Bill Maher?
      Bill Maher has always been consistent.

    • @RacistYouTube-c6j
      @RacistYouTube-c6j Рік тому

      Bill Maher has always been a flipflopping greedy idiot 🙄 Stop the Con games 🧐

    • @DefenestrateYourself
      @DefenestrateYourself Рік тому

      @@PhazonInfuser nah he’s been moving to the right and his boomer opinions get more rancid by the year

    • @JoseMorales-lw5nt
      @JoseMorales-lw5nt Рік тому +1

      ​@@PhazonInfuser Consistently forgetting his place. Remember when he called himself a field n****r? The apology tour he did with Ice Cube was a very telling back peddle....😂❤

  • @ep9321
    @ep9321 Рік тому +41

    We’re hitting new low in intelligence and common sense every day in Washington. Another decade will be lost.

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 Рік тому

      In Western society in general. Liberal defending Islam, conservatives outright denying science, people who benefit from GPS claiming space and rocket science are fake...people have taken the Dunning Kruger Effect and fucking RAN with it. It's embarrassing.

    • @johnnythrogmorton7700
      @johnnythrogmorton7700 Рік тому

      It's not just Washington. Sure Washington DC is where laws are passed and upheld, but it's AMERICA as a whole that's extremely eat up with it!

    • @kantraxoikol6914
      @kantraxoikol6914 Рік тому

      yes, silly, that's how time works...it goes forward...who knew?

  • @johngittings4673
    @johngittings4673 Рік тому +67

    Bill Maher and George Carlin (R.I.P.) have always been spot on about this topic.

    • @phenex551
      @phenex551 Рік тому +6

      “So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.”
      -George Carlin.

    • @GuardianA-hole
      @GuardianA-hole Рік тому +2

      ​@@phenex551And Carlin is suffering for it now

    • @jonhenrickson6075
      @jonhenrickson6075 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RacistYouTube-c6j
      @RacistYouTube-c6j Рік тому +3

      Bill Maher doesn't come close to George Carlin s jockstrap. STOP THE CON GAMES 🤨

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому

      @@GuardianA-hole you know this how?

  • @larrytxeast8756
    @larrytxeast8756 Рік тому +16

    5:17 Bill's reaction to that inappropriate audience member laughing is great.

    • @davideverett1863
      @davideverett1863 6 місяців тому

      Ummm... Bill Maher is a comedian. How is laughing "inappropriate?"

  • @elliechristie2498
    @elliechristie2498 Рік тому +102

    The church should pay taxes……amen

    • @patrickrada2923
      @patrickrada2923 Рік тому +4

      I'm assuming that you are a US citizen, unlike me.
      However, I put two things together:
      1. Your churches are financed through (voluntary?) donations in order to best cover their costs, including the salaries of their priests.
      Donations are not income and only that can be taxed, especially since the donations are financed by the already taxed income of their community members.
      Therefore it would be double taxation.
      2. Those who pay taxes want to have a say.
      The fact that the citizens of the 13th colonies were supposed to pay taxes but were not allowed to have a say in the English Parliament caused, among other things,
      the Declaration of Independence and the resulting eponymous war with England.
      The separation between religion and government or state is intended to prevent this participation.
      The Founding Fathers who wrote your US Constitution made this separation for good reasons.

    • @paulm.5979
      @paulm.5979 Рік тому

      All true! But they are the largest lobbying group in Washington DC and have huge influence over legislation. We also have megachurches and groups that collect billions and pay 0 taxes or property taxes. If they had no sway on Washington I would agree, but thats not the case. @@patrickrada2923

    • @Professicchio
      @Professicchio Рік тому +1

      You mean "churches"

    • @nickgoesvestmode
      @nickgoesvestmode Рік тому +2

      The income of church members is already taxed. The members then take the remains of that taxed income and "donate" some to the church. If the church is taxed, that would be double taxation. I am not a fan of that. So what do you propose to resolve that issue?

    • @chiefengineer488
      @chiefengineer488 Рік тому

      Witch(sic) church do u mean?

  • @edwardgobbo9685
    @edwardgobbo9685 Рік тому +67

    Thank you Bill, for what should be common sense.

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime Рік тому

      100 years from now it'll be called the Islamic Republic of America so it makes no difference.
      Christianity has no chance against Is-lame.

    • @kingcassius2586
      @kingcassius2586 Рік тому +1

      ..yet again

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime Рік тому

      100 years from now it'll be called the Islamic Republic of America so it makes no difference. Christianity has no chance against Is-lame.@@kingcassius2586

  • @SmitNicety
    @SmitNicety Рік тому +10

    Best rule ever!!! Couldn’t have said it any better!

  • @AnthonyJMurph
    @AnthonyJMurph Рік тому +77

    I think this is a great New Rules. Bill is an atheist, but still likes Christmas. Its a fun holiday.
    Funny how these politicians say we "can't touch the second amendment", but is constantly interpreting the first amendment into saying we are a Christian nation.

    • @hurdygurdyguy1
      @hurdygurdyguy1 Рік тому +4

      Christmas is BIG in Japan, a country where Christianity is a small minority and where Shinto and Buddhism are the dominant religions. They love Christmas there!

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Рік тому

      Christmas Christmas is about the birth of Jesus whether it was on the 25th of December who knows. But one thing bill is right about the separation of church and state. Christian nationalists are not Christian. They are just a bunch of right-wing fanatics theocratic 🦇💩👹. Who has infiltrated our government who won the tear down democracy for their own gain.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Рік тому +1

      No its not, its stressful, & wasteful

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Рік тому +1

      ​@@hurdygurdyguy1that's mostly thanks to McDonald's, seriously

    • @takotako3321
      @takotako3321 Рік тому +2

      There's not much about christmas that's christian.

  • @lovely-mk4rt
    @lovely-mk4rt Рік тому +61

    For once, in a long long time, I agree wholeheartedly!!! SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE! That’s how we became America , IN THE FIRST PLACE ! We left England to be able to pray to whom we wanted !

    • @applequistrepole4107
      @applequistrepole4107 Рік тому +1

      The Pilgrims did not leave England to come to the New World; they left England in 1609 and went to the Netherlands. They left the tolerant Dutch in 1620 to come to the New World.

    • @markferguson7563
      @markferguson7563 Рік тому +3

      Bill, I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, when I was nearly seven years old in 1961, I had a run-in with a car: whilst ridding my scooter. And it was then, that I had a near-death experience. However, it’d be 16 years on later when I became aware that I had, had a near death experience. This occurred after attending a seminar, where five people on the stage spruiked their near-death experiences to the audience, and it struck me that what they spoke of paralleled EXACTLY with what happened to all those years earlier.
      However, coming to the certain conclusion that, this duly occurred with me didn’t make me run out of the seminar, and grab a tambourine to bang on it at a church.
      Anyway, the main point I want to make to you Bill, and all of your ilk who laughed so heartily when you called it “a crock of shit” is to suggest that, you vehemently shitcan Islam/Allah, or Hinduism, or Buddhism or, indeed, all three as you’ve just done with Christianity, on your next show? Needless to say, that will never occur, because you’d either be liquidated very quickly or require around-the-clock protection just as Salman Rushdie had to do.
      Again, I will categorically state that I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, I would never in my wildest dreams seek to inhibit someone from practicing their faith. Tragically, the demise of people practicing Christianity in the US, Canada, Britain or Australia, over the past few decades, is in confluence with the terrible downfall of common decency and morality.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Рік тому +2

      7:09 Um... The Pilgrims (pilgrim means religious traveler) were Puritanical Christians who fled England because they were persecuted for being too uptight.
      Elder William Brewster was the first religious AND governmental leader of Plymouth Colony.
      Which Pilgrims do you think Bill actually means, if not the ones who were Puritanical religious travelers?

    • @minigiant8998
      @minigiant8998 Рік тому +1

      @@markferguson7563 pls learn to boil down the feckless drivel to a sentence or two. kthx

    • @markferguson7563
      @markferguson7563 Рік тому

      @@minigiant8998 The following is an open reply to the NONE poor souls who responded to my cut-and-paste dispatch RE: Bill Mahar bagging Christmas.
      Alas, it does appear that, not one of you, who took the time out to bag me, garnered the main point I was attempting to make. With that being (once again): Why is it that you staunchly devoted atheists don’t “shitcan” Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, with the same fervor as you do with Christianity?
      The answer to that, of course, (once again) is because if you did “shitcan” them then it wouldn’t take long for a gang of fanatics from one of the spheres to track you down and exact justice against your insults.

  • @davidgatzen1543
    @davidgatzen1543 Рік тому +24

    It's not just you Bill.
    Lauren Boebert also has her hands full with Michael's Johnson.

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 Рік тому +2

      Lauren boebert is still looking for her magnifying glass to detect his Johnson

    • @minigiant8998
      @minigiant8998 Рік тому +1

      little does she know mike johnson's son also has his hands full.

    • @dougdrazga4461
      @dougdrazga4461 Рік тому

      @@davidgoosen1633 Funny, too, how she'd marry the 2nd amendment if she could but has no idea what is in the amendment immediately above it.

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 Рік тому +7

    When Church and State are the same entity you get endless religious wars. Like the numerous Crusades. We had enough of that, In Europe, after the Middle ages. Which is why we started to separate them centuries ago.

  • @y_social_
    @y_social_ Рік тому +1

    Thanks Bill very much needed.

  • @sagedakotalmft7763
    @sagedakotalmft7763 Рік тому +29

    HELLO... The whole point of America is that church and state are separate! These politicians are insane.

    • @acaron20
      @acaron20 Рік тому +3

      Um no... it's that we don't have a singular king or religious leader making laws

    • @rtm135
      @rtm135 Рік тому +1

      @@acaron20 UM NO it's more than that. Religions has NO PLACE in government. None. Zero. Leave it at home.

    • @scottjohnson7450
      @scottjohnson7450 Рік тому

      So, by that logic you would have no argument nor problem with grown men impregnating 12 year old girls? Remember: without the teachings of those of faith, we would revert to the law of the jungle.
      Also, since religion shouldn't have any place in government, then surely you have zero problems with me killing someone just because they looked at my wife in a lustful manner, correct?@@rtm135

  • @searsfarmcat3328
    @searsfarmcat3328 Рік тому +73

    Our elected leaders need to be reminded of the oaths they swore to when they took office. Once a month they should have to publicly re-swear their allegiance to the Constitution, as they obviously forgot it.

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 Рік тому

      (sad) reality check
      even today, most politicians (and presidents) swear on the bible when taking their oath
      In God We Trust is the official motto of the United States
      Coins have the phrase impressed on them
      The same phrase is hanging on the walls of courtrooms, and witnesses swear on a bible, as well. Or did it till not long ago
      clearly, the founding fathers didn't make clear at all the separation between church and state.
      Let you decide whether it was because of naivety, or intentional.

    • @lonzo61
      @lonzo61 Рік тому +1

      And you think that would make any difference???????

    • @thehunzz
      @thehunzz Рік тому +2

      ​@@lonzo61 Couldn't hurt.

    • @me-cherry
      @me-cherry Рік тому

      I don't believe some up on the hill, ever knew it to begin with!

    • @kantraxoikol6914
      @kantraxoikol6914 Рік тому

      they didn't forget, they have you apparently.

  • @sidharth97
    @sidharth97 Рік тому +39

    I think its very important in this day and age as a classic liberal, to point out exact words of the Constitution. I sympathize with conservatives, but when they say "shall not be infringed", they should be reminded of "no establishment of religion" as well.
    You can't pick and chose your "God given" rights.

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Рік тому +3

      Hypocrisy with regard to Constitutional limits on the central government abounds within the body politic, and the two major parties are who are giving it aid and comfort. A lot of selective outrage regarding the violation of certain amendments in the Bill of Rights, but when it's coming from both sides, taken together the entire BofR is being shit on. Hence the importance of an independent Judiciary; but just as important is an educated electorate, and on that it's abundantly clear that we don't have one.

    • @hoochiemoochie89
      @hoochiemoochie89 Рік тому +2

      It says that Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion… Pretty clear cut if you can read English that the Constitution does not forbid prayer in schools, crosses in government buildings, religious clubs, etc. It’s really not that hard people if you’re willing to be honest.

    • @lonzo61
      @lonzo61 Рік тому +2

      @@briane173 Well, it might well be argued that we presently have neither! What is independent of about a judiciary that has clearly politically and even religiously motivated judges sitting on the bench. I think Roberts is probably the least political of the bunch, but that is not saying much. And one might argue that the bench has always been filled with pols. But as much as I know about SCOTUS, those of the past were not as political as the one we have now--at least in the context of the modern era. But I'm not a scholar, so I may be wrong on this.

    • @davidjones-vx9ju
      @davidjones-vx9ju Рік тому

      tell that to pro abortion activists

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Рік тому

      @@lonzo61 I think they all admit to a liberal or conservative judicial philosophy; but if their philosophy can't find a jurisdictional pathway to the result they prefer, they wouldn't be able to justify their decision. They ultimately have to follow the rules of jurisprudence. Justices will always be labeled as POLITICALLY liberal or conservative based on what President nominated them and what Senate makeup confirms them. But none of them have been able to arrive at decisions that fit neatly in that box _all the time._
      Because of the selection process an opposing party is _always_ going to brand justices who don't share their politics as political judges; it's just the way things are. But to attempt things like packing the Court or another branch imposing ethics codes on them or applying political pressure to recuse doesn't help with their judicial independence, it makes it worse.
      Justices were given lifetime appointments for a reason, and that was to keep them outside of the fray of politics as a separate but co-equal branch of government. No matter who holds a majority in either of the other two branches, as long as there are 9 justices on the bench there's nothing the parties or the other two branches can do to influence the Judiciary one way or the other -- as it should be.

  • @MaryRobertson-i8h
    @MaryRobertson-i8h Рік тому +4

    The voice of reason and intelligence... thanks Bill!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому

      ... with a lot of cursing. But saying it at it is.

  • @mikeb5664
    @mikeb5664 Рік тому +69

    Lets see Fox News and Republicans use this to show how right wing Bill is.

    • @NikoXC08
      @NikoXC08 Рік тому +1

      Lmao he’s only been called right winged by the left wingers. Fox News and conservatives use him as a baseline to show how far the left has shifted.

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 Рік тому +12

      ​​@user-tn8uu2cu8gif your point is to point out how reduculus it is to make America a Christian country by bringing up Allah and how you could easily mess up a Country by doing that Good Job

    • @PatJenningsGloves
      @PatJenningsGloves Рік тому

      ​@user-tn8uu2cu8gOh no not you again

    • @chrisdemopoulos41
      @chrisdemopoulos41 Рік тому +3

      ​@rustyshackleford6035 its a bot spamming the comments

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth Рік тому +10

      I'm sorry but this version of Bill Maher is one I haven't seen in a long while -- he kept hammering about "woke woke woke woke". I stopped watching his New Rule stuff. It was nice to see a bit of the ole Bill again.

  • @mikedarcy8314
    @mikedarcy8314 Рік тому +13

    Boebert should know about feeling junk. In cinemas

    • @markferguson7563
      @markferguson7563 Рік тому

      Mike,
      Lauren's only crime was getting caught. I'm now 69, but back in the 70s, 80s and 90s, I would have had at least 10 women touch me up in a cinema. On one occasion, on a Monday night back around 1998 at a picture theater in Paddington, my sweet little femme went way further than a little rub-and tug.

  • @cynthiarouse
    @cynthiarouse Рік тому +13

    He is really on a good roll this season. Great work and getting better every show

    • @cyrusparsa1724
      @cyrusparsa1724 Рік тому

      His viewership is way down. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    • @cynthiarouse
      @cynthiarouse Рік тому

      @@cyrusparsa1724 his content is better, more interesting and open minded

    • @cynthiarouse
      @cynthiarouse Рік тому

      @@cyrusparsa1724 all cable subs are down because it has become crazy expensive

    • @cynthiarouse
      @cynthiarouse 11 місяців тому

      @Billmaher001 do you really think I’m going to fall for this. You shouldn’t impersonate public figures. It’s wrong. But I do like his show it’s great!

  • @JamieCosta
    @JamieCosta Рік тому +3

    Gotta keep em separated 💙 And yes still love Christmas!

  • @judyfrank3392
    @judyfrank3392 Рік тому +4

    Thank you , Bill

  • @johnnyj0104
    @johnnyj0104 Рік тому +10

    5:14 the way Bill's expression drops is hilarious!! 🤣🤣

    • @sallehandrews6976
      @sallehandrews6976 Рік тому

      Bill Maher is a islamophobe whose main agenda is to demonise and wipe out all muslims. He and his muslim hating friends are calling genocide to muslims..and sadly the fans are laughing together wth him

  • @motshivideos
    @motshivideos Рік тому +10

    Bill :"... punishable by Death ."!
    Some Guy in the Crowd :" muahahah "

  • @Ericwvb2
    @Ericwvb2 Рік тому +38

    "I'm sorry I don't want anyone to exercise their 'dominion' over me unless I paid them and we've established a safe word." - that got a big laugh out of me.

    • @steadfastviolist
      @steadfastviolist Рік тому +1

      Yeah, that seems to be part of his tactic; quote something he disagrees with and then say something to get a laugh so he doesn't have to engage with the argument. Good catch.

    • @Ericwvb2
      @Ericwvb2 Рік тому +2

      @@steadfastviolist It’s almost like he’s a comedian attempting to entertain his audience.

    • @donaldwest8130
      @donaldwest8130 Рік тому

      ​@@Ericwvb2 haa.... more subtle than Dave Chappelle.
      30 years ago didn't listen to Maher. Now. He's hilarious.

    • @steadfastviolist
      @steadfastviolist Рік тому

      @@Ericwvb2 Exactly. And you'll notice that a lot of comments (on here and other of his videos) are like, "Wow, so well researched and balanced, he's the best voice we have on this!" when he's just not well researched or balanced; he only does it for the laughs (which he's good at!) but presents things like it's good journalism. Not that he's required to have a disclaimer, I just find it disappointing that most people aren't aware or honest enough to realize this, as evidenced by the comments; glad you are aware though.

    • @nevamore1984
      @nevamore1984 Рік тому

      ​@@steadfastviolistYou're such a laughable idiot, mate. 🤣 But thank you for the laugh. 👍

  • @broslyons8045
    @broslyons8045 Рік тому +94

    Well- Churches and Televangelists need to pay some damn taxes-

    • @ACRJ06
      @ACRJ06 Рік тому +8

      Damn right

    • @siddhantrasaily4836
      @siddhantrasaily4836 Рік тому +6

      amen to that

    • @michaelhutchings6602
      @michaelhutchings6602 Рік тому

      No taxation without representation:) have fun

    • @AdianPryde-qz5it
      @AdianPryde-qz5it Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8gget a real life

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Рік тому

      Go ahead and alienate the huge Christian voter base from the Democrats. You atheists make me laugh.😂

  • @anic5805
    @anic5805 Рік тому +15

    Excellent segment‼️ What a solid yet light way to remind all these religious fanatic politicians to stop shoving Christianity down all Americans' throats! Thanks, Bill👍👍

  • @shadetails2133
    @shadetails2133 Рік тому +108

    LOVE classic Bill, showing off his knowledge of history, religion, and the Constitution. Most especially, the First Amendment. This fun quote reflects my attitude about religious freedom (which includes freedom FROM religion): “My dear, religion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.”

    • @jaws392
      @jaws392 Рік тому +8

      Except he keeps getting the history portion wrong. We are not a democracy, we are a constitutional republic! Massive difference!

    • @AdianPryde-qz5it
      @AdianPryde-qz5it Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8gis this what you do after watching porn.

    • @shadetails2133
      @shadetails2133 Рік тому

      @@jaws392, a constitutional republic is a type of democracy. Here's one explanation used to study for the U.S. citizenship exam: www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/lesson-plans/Intermediate_RightsandResponsibilities_handouts.pdf

    • @redisinmyname8765
      @redisinmyname8765 Рік тому +1

      Hallah

    • @Nightrangersb
      @Nightrangersb Рік тому +7

      @@jaws392what is the huge difference?

  • @okiepita50t-town28
    @okiepita50t-town28 Рік тому +55

    Brilliant monologue Bill. Right on the money. I’m so sick of these holier than thou do-gooders. Keep your beliefs to yourself.

    • @joshualambert8346
      @joshualambert8346 Рік тому

      Do Trans people next.

    • @pmc2999
      @pmc2999 Рік тому +1

      Well I'll shut my mouth if you shut yours.

    • @Dead_Again1313
      @Dead_Again1313 Рік тому +1

      You say as you state your beliefs lol nice

    • @SeismicCharlie86
      @SeismicCharlie86 Рік тому

      ​@@pmc2999 Why are religious zealots so dense? This person meant to keep your religion to yourself because you religious weirdos are always so loud trying to shove that crap down our throat. We're just saying enough we're tired of it. Keep it to yourself.

    • @SeismicCharlie86
      @SeismicCharlie86 Рік тому

      ​@@Dead_Again1313did you know that when someone is trying to push an agenda on you and all you do is stay quiet. You're actually empowering them to keep doing what they're doing? Is that concept really that hard for you to understand or is that a Christian mind virus thing?

  • @OBGynKenobi
    @OBGynKenobi Рік тому +10

    Shari'a Mike is so closeted he knows where all his socks are.

    • @OBGynKenobi
      @OBGynKenobi Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Hi Mike.

    • @littlecatfeet9064
      @littlecatfeet9064 Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g what’s the kill minimum for becoming a Muslim? Is it like a street gang or more like the Mafia?

  • @quiethero1
    @quiethero1 Рік тому +77

    Bill has his most unique brand of comedy. It makes you laugh and think at the same time.

    • @Mike-t-m1921
      @Mike-t-m1921 Рік тому +6

      That's not a unique brand of comedy

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem Рік тому +5

      His writers shape it

    • @synerg1st
      @synerg1st Рік тому +2

      George Carlin had a great influence on this man, and myself for that matter. But Bill is truly a necessary voice today.

    • @AdianPryde-qz5it
      @AdianPryde-qz5it Рік тому

      @user-tn8uu2cu8gyou are a dork

    • @jaws392
      @jaws392 Рік тому

      @wuiethero1:Except for the fact that he got a BUNCH of historical statements wrong. The “Appeal to Heaven” flag has zero to do with separation of church and state. The flag is actually the one that flew at Valley Forge while George Washington and his troops were stationed there in the winter. The quote comes from a John Locke poem that proclaims, that if a government is oppressing you. It’s an appeal to heaven to overthrow them. AKA Bill lied!

  • @ECKohns
    @ECKohns Рік тому +8

    You hate Separation of Church and State? Go to Afghanistan. There’s no Separation of Church and State there.

  • @CatrinaDaimonLee
    @CatrinaDaimonLee Рік тому +12

    i dont agree with a lot of what bill has been into lately, but this clip hits home, totally true.

    • @TheJoshMaggot
      @TheJoshMaggot Рік тому

      nobody cares what you agree with or not honey buns.

  • @babysunn2
    @babysunn2 Рік тому +7

    BRAVO Bill Maher. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❗

  • @deannilvalli6579
    @deannilvalli6579 Рік тому +25

    It is actually pretty widely known that the date of Christ's birth is not in December and it was chosen for practical purposes, to coincide with pre-existing European holidays. This allowed society to continue with minimal adjustments to its long standing schedule, and those who celebrated Pagan rituals like Jule could simply continue, and most of what we now call Christmas traditions originated as Pagan traditions. They even tell you this openly in Catholic school. It is not a secret or conspiracy to hide it.

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому +5

      _“The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun.”_
      *- Thomas Paine* (An Essay on the Origin of Free-Masonry (1803-1805); found after Paine's death - thought to have been for part III of The Age of Reason)
      The Bible was finalized by the *Council of Nicaea,* the year 325 (AD).
      This council VOTED on books, myths & rules that were to be included, *or excluded,* in the modern version of what we call the Bible.
      The Council of Nicaea voted on many myths & stories, incorporating many belief systems, so this new religious text would appeal to as many cultures as possible.
      The Easter holiday is, literally, pulled from Roman "pagan" mythology. The Council of Nicaea, literally, voted on the date this should be celebrated.
      _"All the brethren in the East... _*_will henceforth observe the custom of the Romans_*_ ....from ancient times have kept Easter together with you."_
      *-The Council of Nicaea*
      _"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes, and wishes he was certain"_
      *-Mark Twain*
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)

    • @chrisjordan7592
      @chrisjordan7592 Рік тому

      The actual day was September 11th.

    • @jeanniej.9747
      @jeanniej.9747 Рік тому

      Exactly, all of these celebrated,money consuming holidays derive from pagan rituals. As Christians you shouldn’t even be taking part in them. It states in the Bible to stay away.

    • @edaboodie6346
      @edaboodie6346 Рік тому

      It is not now, but it once was. When Christians were a persecuted minority, hiding their religious rites among more commonly accepted celebrations improved their survival rate. Later, as Christians became the persecuting majority, it allowed them to snuff out Pagan celebrations, and in some countries bully lesser observed religions out of spectacle. Despite the other religions having longer traditions in those lands. The only reason it’s not being hidden anymore is because Christianity is the dominant religion on this planet. There’s power in numbers and might makes right.

    • @christopherchisholm564
      @christopherchisholm564 Рік тому +1

      Great job of finding very appropiate Quotes. Thanks@@xjarheadjohnson

  • @duhduh666
    @duhduh666 Рік тому +7

    Love it. Old school Bill Maher.

  • @bowtoyoursensei554
    @bowtoyoursensei554 Рік тому +65

    Maher is the current closest living comedian to George Carlin. He tells the truth no matter who it pissed off.

    • @Schamadu
      @Schamadu Рік тому +4

      No.. he can't talk about the Zionists 😂

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 Рік тому

      Carlin must be rolling in his grave right now. What an incredible insult to compare Carlin to this Neolib shill.

    • @lonzo61
      @lonzo61 Рік тому +1

      Maher is smarter than Carlin ever was, but the latter was an important cultural icon nonetheless. Carlin just tended to spew expletives and vitriol, some of which actually did have weight behind it. But too often, it was just anger that drove his invective comedy--not well considered ideas.
      I did like Carlin, though.

    • @carmiethompson2676
      @carmiethompson2676 Рік тому

      @@lonzo61I heard quite a few expletives in Maher's rant. No, Carlin went one way & Maher is a dummy for ranting about Repub's. wanting to Nationalize anything. People have a right to their opinion & Maher better start accepting that fact. We already have a Totalitarian Regime...mandated vaccine, climate hysteria w/o Scientific proof, forcing people to buy EV's, the experiment to force people to eat bugs etc. Maher is smart but to many times he's to smart for his own good. During his monolog, he showed a pic of Charlie Kirk. Let's have Maher debate Kirk & we'll see how smart he is.

  • @tvix6737
    @tvix6737 Рік тому +19

    1) As a Deist, can we have a discussion about Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Paine in the founding of this country? 2) Definition of irony: the idea of separation of church and state was originally to prevent governmental oppression of religion. Now it's religion using government to oppress other religions/beliefs.

    • @AZ2PM
      @AZ2PM Рік тому +1

      Definition of irony: the idea of separation of church and state was originally a revolutionary teaching by Jesus himself - Mark 12:17 "Then Jesus said to them, “Give to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and give to God the things that are God's.” The men were amazed at what Jesus said."
      Looks like these republicans skipped that verse in the Bible

    • @amyolsen2965
      @amyolsen2965 Рік тому

      Worship? That's the problem right there.@user-tn8uu2cu8g

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому +3

      The American Founding Fathers deemed *ALL* religions unfit for modern, civil governance.
      _“The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or Mohammedan Nation.”_
      *- John Adams* (American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, Founding Father & 2nd president)
      The *1st Amendment's Establishment Clause* prohibits the government from making any law, _“respecting an establishment of religion.”_
      This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion.
      *Constitution Article VI Supreme Law - Clause 3 Oaths of Office*
      _"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; _*_but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."_*
      This means nobody is ever required to swear on the Bible, or any other religious book for an oath of office. They may choose a religious book, but none is required.
      _“...the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion."_
      *-Treaty of Tripoli - June 7, 1797. Signed by President John Adams & Ratified UNANIMOUSLY, by the Senate June 10, 1797*
      ....only a few times in history the Senate unanimously agreed on anything.
      A 2018 Supreme Court Ruling re-affirmed this statement, from The Treaty of Tripoli.
      *PETER CARL BORMUTH, Petitioner,* *V.* *COUNTY OF JACKSON, MICHIGAN Respondent*
      This Court also released an opinion on May 14, 2018 in Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Assn., 584 U. S. (2018), Justice Thomas in his concurring opinion wrote:
      _"The Treaty of Tripoli was passed by the Senate and signed into law by President John Adams. As such, it is a "legislated text" which must be read "textually". _*_The lower courts in this case read a hypothetical legislative intention into the text by dismissing Article 11 as "a mere formality". The language itself makes a clear direct statement that our government is not based on the Christian religion_*_ and any attempt by a government official to represent our government as Christian contradicts the text and the historical understanding of our founders."_
      _“This would be the best of all possible Worlds, if there were no Religion in it”_
      *-John Adams* )Letter from John Adams to Thomas Jefferson, 19 April 1817)
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason."_
      *-Benjamin Franklin* (Poor Richard's Almanac)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)*

  • @markmcwilliams2461
    @markmcwilliams2461 Рік тому +8

    OMG! Bill has become an Constitutional Originalist :)!
    Seriously, he nails it regarding our founding under a secular government. Bohbert et al are offensive in their ignorance of the facts.

  • @rdubitsk
    @rdubitsk Рік тому +4

    Thank you Bill

  • @anhbarker
    @anhbarker Рік тому +41

    As a Christian, I approve of this message!

    • @kantraxoikol6914
      @kantraxoikol6914 Рік тому +1

      why are "christains" jumping up and down and approving this message? don't they realize we're talking about THEM?

    • @anhbarker
      @anhbarker Рік тому +1

      @@kantraxoikol6914 I'm not one of "them".

  • @AZ2PM
    @AZ2PM Рік тому +32

    The Separation of church and state literally comes from Jesus' teachings;
    - Mark 12:17 "Then Jesus said to them, “Give to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and give to God the things that are God's.” The men were amazed at what Jesus said."
    These republicans don't even know the first thing about America, they don't know some basic teachings of Jesus, who they claim to follow.

    • @THATBOISHAD
      @THATBOISHAD Рік тому +2

      Yes!!!!!!!
      Thank you!
      I wish your comment could go internationally viral

    • @thrawncaedusl717
      @thrawncaedusl717 Рік тому +1

      Ehh, calling that “separation of church and state” is a major stretch.

    • @offcenterconcepthaus
      @offcenterconcepthaus Рік тому

      The separation of Church and State was embedded in the West by Pope Gregory in the 11th century.

    • @billbillson5082
      @billbillson5082 Рік тому +1

      I always love when atheists try and quote the bible and apply it to something. Congrats for trying but just no

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Рік тому +2

      😂 That's not separation of church and state, that was him telling people that they should pay taxes, and to follow the laws of the land while also serving God. When the law tells you not to serve God, that's when you have to break it, like Daniel in the den of lions.

  • @jasoncox9883
    @jasoncox9883 Рік тому +33

    I’m a Christian and I approve this. If Christianity ever became a law, we no longer be religion and no longer be Christianity.

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 Рік тому +3

      Yep, and as an atheist I don't want governments mandating what Christians do, and vice versa. I support gay marriage, but I dont want the government forcing churches to perform them.

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому +1

      The American Founding Fathers deemed *ALL* religions unfit for modern, civil governance.
      _“The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or Mohammedan Nation.”_
      *- John Adams* (American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, Founding Father & 2nd president)
      The *1st Amendment's Establishment Clause* prohibits the government from making any law, _“respecting an establishment of religion.”_
      This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion.
      *Constitution Article VI Supreme Law - Clause 3 Oaths of Office*
      _"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; _*_but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."_*
      This means nobody is ever required to swear on the Bible, or any other religious book for an oath of office. They may choose a religious book, but none is required.
      _“...the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion."_
      *-Treaty of Tripoli - June 7, 1797. Signed by President John Adams & Ratified UNANIMOUSLY, by the Senate June 10, 1797*
      ....only a few times in history the Senate unanimously agreed on anything.
      A 2018 Supreme Court Ruling re-affirmed this statement, from The Treaty of Tripoli.
      *PETER CARL BORMUTH, Petitioner,* *V.* *COUNTY OF JACKSON, MICHIGAN Respondent*
      This Court also released an opinion on May 14, 2018 in Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Assn., 584 U. S. (2018), Justice Thomas in his concurring opinion wrote:
      _"The Treaty of Tripoli was passed by the Senate and signed into law by President John Adams. As such, it is a "legislated text" which must be read "textually". _*_The lower courts in this case read a hypothetical legislative intention into the text by dismissing Article 11 as "a mere formality". The language itself makes a clear direct statement that our government is not based on the Christian religion_*_ and any attempt by a government official to represent our government as Christian contradicts the text and the historical understanding of our founders."_
      _“This would be the best of all possible Worlds, if there were no Religion in it”_
      *-John Adams* )Letter from John Adams to Thomas Jefferson, 19 April 1817)
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason."_
      *-Benjamin Franklin* (Poor Richard's Almanac)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)*

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому

      More virtue signaling

  • @bryanwalker6125
    @bryanwalker6125 Рік тому +41

    This is one of Bill's most important and significant presentations. The absurdity of Christianity as an integral part of any government was manifested in WW1 when there were Christian chaplains in opposing armies blessing the troops and praying for their success!

    • @johngittings4673
      @johngittings4673 Рік тому +12

      George Carlin said this in his last special…
      “Americans pray to God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray to God to destroy us. Someone’s going to be disappointed. Someone’s wasting their f*****g time. Could it be… everyone?”

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Рік тому +2

      7:09 Um... The Pilgrims (pilgrim means religious traveler) were Puritanical Christians who fled England because they were persecuted for being too uptight.
      Elder William Brewster was the first religious AND governmental leader of Plymouth Colony.
      Which Pilgrims do you think Bill actually means, if not the ones who were Puritanical religious travelers?

    • @yourhuckleberry6757
      @yourhuckleberry6757 Рік тому

      Jewish simp or Islamic simp ?

    • @minigiant8998
      @minigiant8998 Рік тому +1

      @@ZeroOskul most of the founding fathers were deists, not theists.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul Рік тому

      @@minigiant8998 7:09 What on Earth do the Founding Fathers have to do with Bill's comments about Mayflower Pilgrims and Plymouth Colony?

  • @yvonnehorde1097
    @yvonnehorde1097 Рік тому +2

    Thanks Bill for pointing this here out. I would be horrified of " a handmaid?s tale" to become a US-American reality....

  • @davidrichardson6721
    @davidrichardson6721 Рік тому +17

    I’m a Christian because it makes sense to me, and it helps me in my own life. But I don’t believe in forcing it on others. And I don’t think the government should mandate it either. It should be a personal choice for everyone to believe or not believe.

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому

      How does it make sense?

    • @Soapandwater6
      @Soapandwater6 Рік тому

      @@pdcdesign9632 Because no one wants to face death, and if you're a Christian, you don't have to. Eternal life!

    • @brucefread3014
      @brucefread3014 Рік тому +1

      Others are Muslim because it makes sense to them. People of religion deny most of the thousands of gods. Atheists deny just one more.

  • @shickakaper8028
    @shickakaper8028 Рік тому +8

    God was created in judea as the king of kings to prevent dictatorships from forming. It's also cheaper to have an invisible leader because you don't have to pay him.

    • @wooster1173
      @wooster1173 Рік тому

      Religion never prevented dictatorships from forming. Quite the opposite. And an invisible leader is very convenient for some “representatives” to ask money in his name.

  • @pro6703
    @pro6703 Рік тому +15

    My husband asked what I was watching next on UA-cam after ‘New Rules’, and I said “CHRISTIAN ✝️ Nightmares” instead of “KITCHEN 🍳🍽️Nightmares.”
    😂😂😂

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 Рік тому +5

      So in other words Fox News 😂

    • @redisinmyname8765
      @redisinmyname8765 Рік тому

      ​@user-tn8uu2cu8ggays for hallah

    • @pro6703
      @pro6703 Рік тому

      I live in Canada 🇨🇦-thank goodness!! I do I absolutely cannot stand Fox. CTV, a national Canadian broadcaster have the rights to broadcast Kitchen Nightmares in Canada 🇨🇦.
      As well, I usually watch Gordon’s shows on UA-cam.

    • @sandraboyd5524
      @sandraboyd5524 Рік тому

      ​@@pro67038:12

    • @sandraboyd5524
      @sandraboyd5524 Рік тому

      Stay awake not woke 8:12

  • @chenzen1578
    @chenzen1578 Рік тому +2

    That was F-ing brilliant!

  • @luckyduck1985
    @luckyduck1985 Рік тому +20

    I’m a devout Christian who also likes Bill Maher. I agree with separation of church in state. It protects not only the country, but the church as well.
    But for what it’s worth, no Christian thinks Jesus was actually born on December 25… like literally we learn that in Sunday school that no one knows the actual day. It's just the day that was chosen to celebrate it.

    • @minigiant8998
      @minigiant8998 Рік тому +1

      um, tell my family to stop celebrating the birth of baby jesus on 25th then... if we want to talk about facts, then why didnt any contemporary historians mention the "son of god" until a 100 years later... when they recorded every single mundane detail?

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому +1

      _“The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun.”_
      *- Thomas Paine* (An Essay on the Origin of Free-Masonry (1803-1805); found after Paine's death - thought to have been for part III of The Age of Reason)
      The Bible was finalized by the *Council of Nicaea,* the year 325 (AD).
      This council VOTED on books, myths & rules that were to be included, *or excluded,* in the modern version of what we call the Bible.
      The Council of Nicaea voted on many myths & stories, incorporating many belief systems, so this new religious text would appeal to as many cultures as possible.
      The Easter holiday is, literally, pulled from Roman "pagan" mythology. The Council of Nicaea, literally, voted on the date this should be celebrated.
      _"All the brethren in the East... _*_will henceforth observe the custom of the Romans_*_ ....from ancient times have kept Easter together with you."_
      *-The Council of Nicaea*
      _"Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes, and wishes he was certain"_
      *-Mark Twain*
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)

    • @luckyduck1985
      @luckyduck1985 Рік тому

      @@minigiant8998 The whole point is no one knows the birth of Jesus. So they settled on the 25th to replace the pagan holidays.
      But no one in history thinks it actually happened then.
      Not sure what you mean by the "son of God" line. Are you talking about that exact phrase? Or references to Jesus himself?
      If the latter, there are clear references to him within a decade of his life. That doesn't mean he's God by any means, but even skeptics like Bart Ehrman acknowledge his existence, if that is indeed the argument you're making.
      Either way, my comment wasn't to argue for the truth of Christianity (though outside of UA-cam comments I dabble). So the entire last point completely misses my point.
      You're reading something I never wrote.

    • @luckyduck1985
      @luckyduck1985 Рік тому +1

      @@xjarheadjohnson I am not responding this this because:
      1) It's not the format for an deeply theological debate, even though much of what you say is (semi) untrue.
      2) This literally has nothing to do with my comment. I was not trying to defend Christianity, merely saying that almost no Christian thinks Jesus was actually born on the 25th, which Maher makes this big point out of for the first third of the piece.
      Your entire comment was replying to something I was never arguing.

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому

      You're not paying attentions to what 40 million evangelicals believe.
      Step outside your bubble for a change.

  • @44excalibur
    @44excalibur Рік тому +33

    Bill, there are some of us who already knew about the Roman festival of Saturnalia, which was altered to the celebration of Jesus' birth (Christmas) following Emperor Constantine's conversion to Christianity, and that Jesus' actual birth date was possibly closer to August or September, but thanks anyway. 😉

    • @user-gr9te5qw5e
      @user-gr9te5qw5e Рік тому +2

      I knew that too and im still a believer of jesus and i still enjoys Christmas.

    • @44excalibur
      @44excalibur Рік тому

      @@user-gr9te5qw5e Me too. 🙂

    • @donewithwokism599
      @donewithwokism599 Рік тому +2

      Actually, Jésus was born in April.

    • @rockymoody-jn2yf
      @rockymoody-jn2yf Рік тому +1

      Don’t be smug, most people who actually read already knew this.

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 Рік тому +1

      That's all you got out of this 😰 you need to rewatch the video again 🙄

  • @titou1again
    @titou1again Рік тому +18

    Bill, you just nail it right every time❤

  • @joshuamoore4537
    @joshuamoore4537 11 місяців тому +2

    I don’t want a group of people that believe their imaginary friend talks to them passing laws based on a book of fairy tales.

  • @sairamsriram
    @sairamsriram Рік тому +4

    This is Kyle Dunnigans Maher impression come to life 😅

  • @mxr572
    @mxr572 Рік тому +39

    a nation with too many stupid people and politicians who are willing to take advantage of their ignorance is in deep trouble.

    • @phenex551
      @phenex551 Рік тому +1

      👏!!!!!!! Hallelujah!!!!! So true, so true… just take a look around.

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Рік тому +1

      We've bred two generations of stupid people; but what's that say about our public school system? A government-run school system is going to serve the interests of government first and foremost; and the last thing the government wants is an electorate educated enough to see how that same government is exploiting them. We've placed too much trust in our public schools with very little oversight, and we're reaping the reward for that.

    • @donsachse
      @donsachse Рік тому

      @@briane173 Any you think that a corporate or religious school system would desire an educated populace? And that they wouldn't exploit the general populace?

    • @lynnhendricks3639
      @lynnhendricks3639 Рік тому

      And we are definitely in deep in trouble!

    • @lynnhendricks3639
      @lynnhendricks3639 Рік тому

      @briane173 See, that is the view of fascists like the GQP and tRump. An ignorant proletariat that is poor, sick, and underemployed. Distrustful of science, higher education, medical advancements. Too busy just trying to survive to pay attention to governance. What liberals want is an educated citizenry that can stay at the forefront of innovation, science technology, medicine, and STEM in general.Keeping America prosperous and enlightened.

  • @g.d.graham2446
    @g.d.graham2446 Рік тому +38

    Let's just say, as a Catholic Democrat, I can both take Christmas seriously and oppose Christian nationalism at the same time. But as an ex-Catholic, I can't say that this new rule surprises me 🤷

    • @markferguson7563
      @markferguson7563 Рік тому

      Bill, I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, when I was nearly seven years old in 1961, I had a run-in with a car: whilst ridding my scooter. And it was then, that I had a near-death experience. However, it’d be 16 years on later when I became aware that I had, had a near death experience. This occurred after attending a seminar, where five people on the stage spruiked their near-death experiences to the audience, and it struck me that what they spoke of paralleled EXACTLY with what happened to all those years earlier.
      However, coming to the certain conclusion that, this duly occurred with me didn’t make me run out of the seminar, and grab a tambourine to bang on it at a church.
      Anyway, the main point I want to make to you Bill, and all of your ilk who laughed so heartily when you called it “a crock of shit” is to suggest that, you vehemently shitcan Islam/Allah, or Hinduism, or Buddhism or, indeed, all three as you’ve just done with Christianity, on your next show? Needless to say, that will never occur, because you’d either be liquidated very quickly or require around-the-clock protection just as Salman Rushdie had to do.
      Again, I will categorically state that I am not in the slightest degree religious. However, I would never in my wildest dreams seek to inhibit someone from practicing their faith. Tragically, the demise of people practicing Christianity in the US, Canada, Britain or Australia, over the past few decades, is in confluence with the terrible downfall of common decency and morality.

    • @xjarheadjohnson
      @xjarheadjohnson Рік тому

      The American Founding Fathers deemed *ALL* religions unfit for modern governance.
      _“The United States is not a Christian nation any more than it is a Jewish or Mohammedan Nation.”_
      *- John Adams* (American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, Founding Father & 2nd president)
      The *1st Amendment's Establishment Clause* prohibits the government from making any law, _“respecting an establishment of religion.”_
      This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another. It also prohibits the government from unduly preferring religion over non-religion.
      *Constitution Article VI Supreme Law - Clause 3 Oaths of Office*
      _"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; _*_but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."_*
      This means nobody is ever required to swear on the Bible, or any other religious book for an oath of office. They may choose a religious book, but none is required.
      _“...the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion."_
      *-Treaty of Tripoli - June 7, 1797. Signed by President John Adams & Ratified UNANIMOUSLY, by the Senate June 10, 1797*
      ....only a few times in history the Senate unanimously agreed on anything.
      A 2018 Supreme Court Ruling re-affirmed this statement, from The Treaty of Tripoli.
      *PETER CARL BORMUTH, Petitioner,* *V.* *COUNTY OF JACKSON, MICHIGAN Respondent*
      This Court also released an opinion on May 14, 2018 in Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Assn., 584 U. S. (2018), Justice Thomas in his concurring opinion wrote:
      _"The Treaty of Tripoli was passed by the Senate and signed into law by President John Adams. As such, it is a "legislated text" which must be read "textually". _*_The lower courts in this case read a hypothetical legislative intention into the text by dismissing Article 11 as "a mere formality". The language itself makes a clear direct statement that our government is not based on the Christian religion_*_ and any attempt by a government official to represent our government as Christian contradicts the text and the historical understanding of our founders."_
      _“This would be the best of all possible Worlds, if there were no Religion in it”_
      *-John Adams* )Letter from John Adams to Thomas Jefferson, 19 April 1817)
      _"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."_
      *-Thomas Jefferson* (Letter from Jefferson to John Adams, 11 April 1823)
      _"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason."_
      *-Benjamin Franklin* (Poor Richard's Almanac)
      _“The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion....and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.”_
      *― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)*

    • @calcio23
      @calcio23 Рік тому

      A Catholic Democrat means you don’t take your Catholicism seriously.

    • @honkoff99
      @honkoff99 Рік тому

      @@markferguson7563 People in those countries, and others, have been voluntarily moving away from organized religion, but there has been no downfall, IMO. People in more religious times and places were and are just as crummy.

    • @pdcdesign9632
      @pdcdesign9632 Рік тому

      @@markferguson7563 if you get offended by Bill criticizing religion then you have issues as a "NON-BELIEVER"

  • @wunderkind-7724
    @wunderkind-7724 Рік тому +1

    All too often people misquote what the First Amendment actually says concerning religion. Nowhere does it say there should be a separation of church and state. What it actually says is” Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. . .” The expression “separation of church and state” can be traced to an 1802 letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote to a group of men affiliated with the Danbury Baptists Association of Connecticut. It should be noted that Jefferson was a deist and on his own private Bible, he took a razor and cut out all the miracles from the new testament. For the record I am an atheist.

  • @waynefoster9156
    @waynefoster9156 Рік тому +9

    Love your work Bill! I'm going to watch Religulous again, just because!

    • @elizabethmadron1336
      @elizabethmadron1336 Рік тому +2

      One of my favorite films!

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Рік тому +1

      So much of that movie was false. "Anup the baptiser" was completely made up, it's Anubis, yet Bill Maher used him in that so called documentary. Anubis never baptised anyone, lol he had a DOG HEAD, it was a 19th century poet that made up the term, and Bill still used it anyways. He throws these false facts out there all the time, and his sheep don't ever question him. Gerald Massey was the one who came up with "Anup the Baptiser", and Bill won't ever acknowledge the mistake.

    • @redisinmyname8765
      @redisinmyname8765 Рік тому

      ​@user-tn8uu2cu8ghallah is a pole smoker

  • @danhilbert6163
    @danhilbert6163 Рік тому +5

    The thing I hate most about Christmas is that the advertisers, the media, the retailers, and Hollywood use children as decoys in order to get their parents to buy presents for them. That is really a shame that they have to stoop that low in order to increase the profit margins of corporations.

  • @opertinicy
    @opertinicy Рік тому +32

    Grew up super Catholic; went to midnight mass every year (wasn't a big fan lol). As an adult with small children now, we just go for the secular christmas spirit. The music and decorations are key! Love it.

    • @luisracer5003
      @luisracer5003 Рік тому

      You should just celebrate it at a Protestant church.

    • @GayleAllen-RINO
      @GayleAllen-RINO Рік тому +1

      this is why we are free in America, i am Pentecostal, i celebrate like a Jew... FREEDOM

  • @markjohnson6425
    @markjohnson6425 Рік тому +1

    First time watching this guy. Last time too.

  • @ToiletPaper2020
    @ToiletPaper2020 Рік тому +14

    In the first time in world history, someone said something truthful about religion on tv and to the public without having to professionally be a religious business with only that intent and purpose. It's amazing. Miracles do happen huh?

  • @MikkellTheImmortal
    @MikkellTheImmortal Рік тому +6

    Oh my gosh I just realized that Christmas is pretty much a less spooky Halloween. Think about it, everyone dresses up and passes out gifts and has fun. It's just colder

    • @MikkellTheImmortal
      @MikkellTheImmortal Рік тому

      @@gramma677 I thought comfy attire like PJ's were the costume of Christmas. Just look at Santa, he looks pretty comfortable.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel Рік тому +34

    I've always considered our diversity to be our greatest strength as a nation.

    • @mrdexs
      @mrdexs Рік тому +2

      The movie Windtalkers is just one great testament to that.

    • @boysdontcry5487
      @boysdontcry5487 Рік тому +1

      Nah, it’s Doritos

    • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman
      @DisposableSupervillainHenchman Рік тому +2

      Diversity is not a strength. Our greatest strength is the rule of law and our commitment to Enlightenment values. Something lost on today’s psychochristians.

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 Рік тому +1

      And you’d be and still are 100% right.

    • @yourhuckleberry6757
      @yourhuckleberry6757 Рік тому

      Go experience a Jewish or Islamic neighborhood please.
      I'm an atheist, you guys are globalist simps.

  • @tommyjones6866
    @tommyjones6866 Рік тому +22

    "Right now I got my hands full with Mike Johnson" LMAO I think that joke went over peoples heads at first, then they got it!