Cut For Time: Disney Characters (Blake Shelton) - SNL
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- Опубліковано 10 сер 2015
- Some Disney characters, like Pocahontas's John Smith (Blake Shelton), are less popular than others when it comes to fan meet-and-greets.
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If I had a nickel for every time he said JOOOOOOHN SMIIIIITH...
Ull have a full dollar and imagen how many hookers u can get with that
+Alex4rmThe714 a whole dollar? That's 4 times your moms rate! 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💣💣🔫
+Tee OB BUUUUURN!
+Tee OB Shots fired!
+John Smith lol at your name
“Thanks for scaring my kid Jack Smith” “Actually it’s *JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH”*
“The wife who died at the beginning of Up....”
Her NAME is ELLIE!!!!
they looked up the name of a random character from Treasure Planet, but couldn't find a screenshot of the mailbox from Up. smdh
...
It's just a joke, I think they mean it
DragonCat 5 She looks like my Grandma 👵. She probably has cookies 🍪.
I think they were just making sure the mainstream audience would recognize her, which is ironic since all the characters (minus Gaston) are obscure on some level.
“I’m going to get drunk and ride space mountain”
*rides splash mountain*
Well it proves how drunk he was
I can relate to that kind of drunk-level. About 25 years ago I stumbled out of a 24-hour bar (meaning the place was open 24/7 minus twice each day half an hour that they closed for cleaning). Had already been going from bar to bar for three days straight, so when I stumbled out of that bar at roughly 11AM with the intent of making my way home.... well.... instead I stumbled right into this little shop on the other side of the street. One of those new-age shops where they sold incence, crystals, tarot cards.... your natural response at such a moment is to pretend that you're not drunk and meant to go in there. Spent my last guldens (our currency back then, before the Euro) on a D&D game set, a D&D book, some incense and a big piece of amethyst. If John Smith got blitzed enough and Splash Mountain was anywhere on his route to Space Mountain, it would be very likely that he'd end up riding Splash mountain just to pretend that he wasn't drunk and meant to go there.
Space Mountain's line was too long. There, however, was no wait for Splash Mountain and JOOOOOHN SMIIIIIIITH.
In my opinion" the wife who died in the beginning of up" looks more like the woman in the fox and the hound
+Tristen Anglada I thought she was cinderella's fairy godmother.
Tristen Anglada I thought the same thing!
Omg I was gonna post the same thing!
Yeah, that´s who I thought she were before he described her
Yup
I love it how he says Elsa has a three hour wait. It's funny, cuz it's true.
Actually no. The it's funny bc its true line only applies to good comedy writing where they start with reality as a fundamental base and then exaggerate in an amusing way. What they're doing here is literally recreating reality which is not funny it's just lazy comedy writing.
+ThePolecatz No. Simply recreating real life in a scripted environment is acting. There's no inherent comedy in acting (don't get all abstract on me I mean in the literal sense). Comedy comes from taking reality and exaggerating it in a funny way. Simply referencing real is doing step 1 and skipping the part where you have to be creative and funny.
+mikecantreed They did start with reality and exaggerate though. Yes, the line to meet Elsa is/has been literally three hours, but whoever-the-hell from Treasure Planet and the wife who died from Up are obviously an exaggeration. That's where they were creative and funny. Even if the sketch as a whole didn't end up extremely amusing.
+Bethany Tompkins Yeesh. When you can't tell what's a comedic exaggeration and what's reality it's not funny (pulls shirt collar outward).
+Bethany Tompkins Yeesh. When you can't tell what's a comedic exaggeration and what's reality it's not funny (pulls shirt collar outward).
That attendant is the real victim here.
After graduating top of his class in his college theater program, he decided to chase his dream of entertaining people and making children happy at Disneyland. However the day before his audition, he felt a little nervous and had a few cold ones to calm his nerves.
He showed up on time to his audition just a little tipsy. Nonetheless he gave a strong performance as all the characters they asked him to imitate, Even bringing one judge to tears.
And so they hired him but asked him to be in attendant as they didn't have any slots for characters available at the time, saying it would only be a month or two before he would be in costume shaking hands giving hugs and bringing smiles.
That was 5 years ago.
Now the only joy he receives in life is watching the the actors who stole his job suffer when no one wants to spend time with them. You can tell it all from the sadistic glee in his voice and on his face.
oh my
Holy fucking shit
Wait what judge
@@briankulbaba The one judging the actors auditioning for roles.
My oh my...
This reminds me of when I worked in the Character/parade department for Disneyland Paris and they would occasionally have Geppetto out WITHOUT Pinocchio.
People were confused, someone thought he was Walt Disney and another thought he could be God. 🤣
Well Geppetto DID have a hand in creating life so….. 😂
I'm a character attendant at Walt Disney World and that is EXACTLY what I do! COME SEE DAAAAAIIIIISSSYYYY DUCK WITH A 0 MINUTE WAIT TIME. Haha this is amazing!
TheKateCupcakes I'd love your job. Not gonna lie😂 I'd be over excited about the characters, more than the kids hahah
Aren't you payed a horrible unlivable wage? Or is that just the cast members.
are you kidding, i love daisy!
We're all cast members ( all Disney employees are called this ). And we're all paid horrible unlivable wages. And the character attendants get shit on by guests AND performers. Their job sucks. I should know, considering I was one of the performers ( not one that shits on attendants, but I witnessed it a lot )
@@orangeandblackattack4946 takes a special person to take shit from a guy dressed as a dog in overalls
"I'm going to go get drunk and ride Space Mountain"
*shows a picture from Splash Mountain*
Yup, makes a lot of sense
That's the joke, because he's drunk
+Troy Hoang He was sober before he got drunk so he clearly didn't care what ride he got on.
+YOU'RE SO HOT There is a space mountain, he was just too drunk to care ^^^
+sr7280 yea i went there, now i feel stupid
Jordan Nickel-Dubin maybe he was too drunk to notice the difference😁
Attendant: "Voiced by Mel Gibson"
John smith : "come on man thats not going to help.
XD OMG i died at that part.
The way that Taran said “Johnnn Smittthhhh” killed me.
"I'm 43 bitch." I love this episode
Then fuck off
@@reneejohns2518 ohhh some ones a butthurt bitch
I'm surprised Treasure Planet was popular enough to be mentioned
Justin Simon One of my favorites! Shut it
It wasn't-- that was the joke. :)
i love treasure planet so much
Ditto, lol. I didn't read the book, but that was a great movie!
I LOVE that movie! I couldn't find anyone here in my city that watched it! :(
3:26
Andy: real mature man! How old are you!? 45?
John: I'm 43... BITCH!
I'm dead😂
JAAAAHHHHNNNN SMIIIIIIITHHH
Hannah lol
But absolutely no wait for my man.... JAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNNNNN....
4:20 The wife from Up looks more like the old lady that raised Todd in the Fox and the Hound… i think her name was like Widow Tweed?
MaiCohWolf Haha that's what I was thinking!
***** I know Treasure Planet is definitely not one of Disney's greatest, but I still really like it, so I was happy they mentioned the unmemorable Scroop. I didn't think Widow Tweed was obscure though, but I guess she is now bc the movie is so old and nobody today ever watches it anymore. (I still like the Fox and the Hound too tho)...
+MaiCohWolf 4:20 BLAZIN
God that film was sad.
I thought the same thing!!!
You have no idea how true the line "it's been two months and they still haven't fixed miko" is. It takes Disney forever to fix something
RIGHT? Or they fix stuff that doesn't need to be fixed. The entrance to my location recently got refurbed, but we don't even have working AC and half the phones are broken. XP
In my experience, not lazy. Like, I said. They're doing unnecessary work all the time. I would argue incompetent or stupid.
Lmao I think the worst offender for this would be the giant yeti animatronic at Expedition Everest, which ceased operating soon after it was released because of a flaw that could've had catastrophic results. The "fix" was to use strobe lights to get the effect of the yeti moving without the animatronic adding all that pressure, and because of those lights, he's called the "Disco Yeti" 😂😂😂
@@whatdoyousuppose Not lazy, they would have to rip apart half of the mountain to fix it, as it is massive and in the middle of the attraction. Too much time and money would be spent on both redoing the rockwork, and closing it for about a year or two.
TheViolinMan19 a reviewer once said “woah! Slow down! This is Disney, we gotta go through 17 layers of bureaucracy just to open a churro stand”
I'd see john smith he was one of my kid crushes
Mia per hour not after Mel Gibson's drunken rant
Mia per hour not if you learned about yhe real history of an old man and a little girl, i think thats pretty much the reason why most the parents walked their children away lol
I'm pretty sure It was written that Pocahontas never had a relationship with John Smith, as he was old, fat and ugly. It's written that they were good friends - but of course you never know.... She married the man from the second movie in real life, cannot remember his name for the life of me.
Disney, sugar coated it...The true story is terrible
Anime Deamon His Name was John Rolfe
I'm surprised "main crow from Dumbo" had such a long wait seeing as he's literally named Jim Crow.
Lol, I'm sure he's not allowed to sign that name in the autograph books.
former cast member, a LOT of this is super accurate
Holly McKenna who were you?
I like your last name.
SAME
Were you JOHN SMIIIIIIITH!?
Except the character host is dressed as Guest Relations 😂
DCM:He's John Smith Voiced by Mel Gibson. Blake:oh come on that's not going to help. 😄
NoEnya
(You mean JOOOOHHHNNNN SMIIIIITH.)
Well, I did not know that...
“Voiced by actor, Mel Gibson!”
*C’MON MAN THATS NOT GONNA HELP*
The only inaccurate thing is the wait time for the Fantasia Broom. That would easily be a few hours
The Wife who Dies at the beginning of Up killed it for me
I can't believe this what cut for time. It was fantastic
Me too! I lost it when she was introduced! Too dang funny!
JAAAAHHHHNN SMMIIIIITTHHH
I love the energy he put in when he said “JOHN SMIIIITH”
I thought she was the old lady from the fox and the hound.
ChrisElsenbroek she did look like Widow Tweed
ChrisElsenbroek That's hilarious, I was thinking the same thing.
ChrisElsenbroek Yup
Me too
I thought she was the witch from Cinderella.
"My son wants to know if you're the blond Aladdin." xD
was so sure he was gonna yell JOHNNNNN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no shut up
+Brendan Chang I had the same feeling, LOL
sadly, so did I
YES
SAME but where is JOHN CENA
As someone who has been to DisneyWorld 4 times, I can confirm waiting ridiculous amounts of time to meet obscure Disney characters. I waited an hour to meet Tinkerbell’s friends.
Rosetta, Silvermist, Vidia, Iridessaand Fawn are icons
@@bnicethegaynerd6025 Vida and Iridessa are the ones I met. It was awesome.
@@bnicethegaynerd6025 fr! Rosetta is my favorite! Plus, she’s voiced by Kristen Chenowith
"is this where that funny guy Gaston is?"
right now it's a meet and greet with JAAAAAAHHHHNNN SMEEEEEEETTTH
lol it gets me every time
But absolutely no wait for my man, JooooohHHN CENA
cause you can't see him ... obviously lol
It's Smith
Do Doo do Doo!
I f4ilinnuc
Tyler Miller rwooooosh
Jhaaaaahhhnnnn Smmmmmmeeeeetttthhh
I would have gotten excited to see any Disney character as long as I didn't already have their autographs in my book when I was 8
Belanca Rosier me to, I actually met Pochantas pretty recently and her friend Tico
Speaking from experience...autographs are what killed Disney's amazing Character programs. It forced them to line up (just like in this sketch) and took away all the spontaneity and excitement of seeing your favorite Characters running around. It drastically lowered the quality of the performers hired, and took away most of the aspects of the performance and improv that once made them great! Sigh.
As a former Disney Character performer.... this is sooooo true!! 😂😂😂
"The wife who died at the beginning of UP" Dead
+Hayden Kerans She sure is.
+Hayden Kerans i thought it was the lady from fox and the hound at first... that was disney right?
Same!
So is Ellie.
best part
Who wouldnt want to have Ellies autograph?
Ellie was awesome for the 3 minutes she was in.
Young Ellie was awesome
Kid Ellie was so cool
- Minembo I have a friend called Ellie and once I was really tired and when I'm tired I act all delerious and my dad started watching Up and I cried for 20 minutes because somehow I'd convinced myself that Ellie in up was my friend Ellie in the future and that she died...
YES YES YES YES YES
I would gladly give her my autograph book!
The way he said "JOOOOOOOHN SMIIIIIITH" killed me every time lmao
Take a shot every time he says JHHHOOOOOOOOON SMITTTTHHHHHHHH
One finger point. Send that cast member back to training.
boutta say that
My son wants to know if you are blonde alladin XD im dead
*"I'm going to go eat my lunch of 4 dozen eggs"*
*me :* **sitting there patiently**
*two seconds later*
*ITS FIVE DOZEN EGGS*
I mean Up's intro scene was literally one of the most iconic scenes from any pixar movie. So it makes sense that the lady has more wait time than JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHNN SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH
Elsa a wait of only 3 hours and the little mermaid with a wait of an hour and a half ....... I waited for Ariel for 10 min 😆 but Elsa and Anna were freaking 4 hours that day FOUR HOURS !!!!!
Last time I wait for Anna and Elsa for 10 minutes!
Ive seen it at 5 hours before
i don`t get it. are you all retarded or what? did all of you REALLY wait in line for a 4-5 hours JUST to take a picture with some old and fat actress/actor in a cheap suit? are you really that pathetic?
+charlie highwalker they're not in a suit, they're face actors, you see their faces. you also forget, it's for the kids that want to meet them.
+Tori Walthers I think you need to ... let it go.
I thought he was gonna ride space mountain
he also said "get drunk"
so many "Oh *GOD* I hate my life" moments
😂
4:35
John Smith character actor: I’m gonna go get drunk and ride Space Mountain
*shows him on Splash Mountain
I'm 43. Bitch!
Currently no line to meet the adventurer who was captured by Indians, got shot, and had to return to England for medical attention... JOOOHHHNNN SMMIIITTTHHH!!!
I once waited in line for an hour to meet John Smith, I have no shame.
This is like when you go to a comic convention and there's a B- or C-grade wrestler there or a scream queen nobody remembers and nobody's lining up at their booth. It's too real. 😔
I lost it at Going Away To College Andy. It was gone forever at the Wife Who Dies at the Beginning of Up.
I'm pretty sure that one of Ursula's seaweed people could rack in more of a line than JOOOOOOOOHNNN SMITTTTTTTHHHHHHH!
Looks like the parents that left actually read into the *real* history of why he's so famous.
Waiting for someone to mention this
I did.
Not an American, but I guess it's the regular slave trade, rape and genocide of indigenous people?
I thought that was the whole point of the skit, why else would they leave?
Reading the comments section, it warms my heart to know so many people remember The Fox and the Hound so vividly.
I want to see a person doing an impersonation of that Dumbo crow.
If Kenan came out dressed as Uncle Remus from "Song of the South", THAT would've been funny...
Naythen T Lowe if Alex Baldwin voiced Scroop from treasure planet that would’ve been interesting
Kenan actually did play Uncle Remus from Song of the South one time. It was a season 32 monologue on the episode hosted by Jamie Pressly from "My Name is Earl". I remember because Kenan said, "Zippity Doo Dah, mah ass" and that's when I knew my childhood memories of seeing Kenan on All That and Kenan and Kel were over.
Bold of you to assume Disney would still acknowledge that movie’s existence (outside of Splash Mountain)
If I had a nickel for every time he said “JOOOOOOOHN Smith” I could afford to go back to Disney
"Did you know that leaves are like a tree's hair?"😂 Haha, sounds very Ralph Wiggum to me😊
Seriously he played a Disney employee so well. I worked at WDW this summer and it's honestly the best when you're in such a bad or irritated but you just have to keep smiling so everything you say is obviously so sarcastically upbeat lol
2:35 Foxy's out of order again...
Straight up FNAF shit.
better give him a controlled shock
3:11
"Andy from Toy Story 3!!!"
Me: MOVE OVER. NOW. HUGS ALL AROUND. LET ME PLAY WITH ANDY, PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALL WOODY. ANDY CAN BE BUZZ.
“You might remember my classic line”
I would rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you
I thought Disney employees aren't supposed to point with one finger.
+BlueFox94 they can only use the two finger or whole hand point.
Why not?
+sierrawildermusic it's considered rude in many places around the world.
+marissajxy oh, alright. I guess that makes sense.
@@starryeyedrio this maybe be years late but the original reason is because walt disney pointed with 2 fingers he had a cigarette between them
This was pretty clever after all those wait times can be awful so it's fun to see some jokes made out of it.
I love how blake Shelton plays john smith 😂😂😂
“I’m gonna get drunk and go ride Space Mountain.”
**shows picture of SPLASH Mountain instead**
JOHHHNNNNN SMMMIIIIIITTH
holy crap its insane how realistic the gaston is
“I’m gonna get drunk and ride space mountain”
*rides SPLASH mountain
“Joooooooooohn Smiiiiiiith!!!!!!!!!”
got stuck in my head for 4 hours now lol
Had no idea Mel Gibson voiced John Smith in the disney movie...
And Rocky the rooster from Chicken Run.
He also sang
+kman20 I knew.
Christian Bale did the voice of the settler John Smith told "Keep both eyes open" while he was aiming his gun.
I didn't know either. This new knowledge makes me feel violated in so many ways.
I thought Ellie was the lady who gave up Todd in the Fox and the Hound at first
Me too!!!
I'd wanna meet either one over John Smith
My first thought was alma from Encanto
I love how he says “Jooohhhhhhhn Smiiiiiiiith!”
*JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN*
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And his name is JOOOOOHN SMIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!!!
DA DA-DA DAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Why did they cut this? This was so good!
Oh...so that's why it says Cut For Time. :0
because it SUCKED
@@user1982 It was true though.
They did it for time
Cut for time
I would love a pic with John Smith
incredible swagger 0:30
I loved this! JOOOOOOOOOOHHN SSMMIIIIIITH 😂😂😂
My man, Joooohhhhhhhnnnnnnn Ssssmmmmiiiitttthhhhh
0:17 Gaston finished an everquest quest
Anyone else think "it's a BREAKFAST of FIVE dozen eggs!"?
Jon R he had to cut back, turns out you can have too much protein
He does. But he has 4 dozen eggs for lunch and 4 turgooduckens* for dinner.
*a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a goose stuffed inside a turkey
my favorite disney character is John Smith though? had the biggest crush on him as a child...
Rebecca Åkers until u learn about the real story of an old man and a little girl, i think thats partly why parents walked their children away,
John Smith is a jerk forget about him
Omg the Disney character and the historical figure are obviously 2 separate stories
Blake Shelton got me dead 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
We were waiting to meet Jasmine and she left on break, leaving Jafar there by himself. It was 100% like this, lol. NOBODY wanted to meet him.
Jafar is so rare! I would’ve been 1st in line 😄
I spat my tea out at "a broom from Fantasia" 😂
I would line up for that
Me to and same for Ben from treasure planet
Elsa and Anna at only three hours? When I was there it was seven!
This video is amazing, I completely lost it when he mentioned Mel Gibson and the main crow from Dumbo xD
"I'm gonna get drunk and ride Space Mountain"
*rides Splash Mountain*
7 years later and I still come back to this video for the JOHNNNN SMITHHHH
Blake Shelton is so cute.
This is one of the more funny sketches! can't believe they cut this XD
The John Smith one killed me because personally he was my all time favorite, pocahontas was my favorite movie in general. Then I grew up and noticed he is mel Gibson and my heart broke. Lmao
Whoa, I didn't know that he was voiced by Mel Gibson (I did actually only knew it in my language so....). John Smith was also my favorite - the most attractive Disney man ever coming to life...
Oh my gosh, I was floored by the Everquest quest completion sound effect when Gaston finished his shift. haha
OH. MY. GOD. They mentioned Treasure Planet. SNL knows that the movie exists! Thank you SNL! It should be mentioned from more official TV shows like this one.
Ik! It makes me happy! Very underrated cult classic
He looks exactly like a Guest Relations Cast Member haha.
4:00
Jaaaaoooooohhhhhnnnnn smmmmiiiittttthhhhh
The best part about not having kids is literally everything. But especially never having to wait in line to meet a Disney character.