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  • Опубліковано 12 бер 2023
  • Everyone has at least one.
    Why the hell is this video i spent 5 minutes on infinitely more popular than the ones I spend up to an hour on?

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  • @High_Tech_Priest
    @High_Tech_Priest  11 місяців тому +3268

    Why do people keep asking in the comments what the song is? It litterally says in the description that it's Hey mama by Nicki Minaj.

    • @promo2099
      @promo2099 11 місяців тому +16

      @SUPERMAN don’t Hearn me

    • @Mravatarmech
      @Mravatarmech 11 місяців тому +23

      the homeless man is goated

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ 11 місяців тому +40

      because people never read the description for important info even though that’s literally what the description is for 🤦‍♂️
      that’s why so many creators make a habit of repeating info in a pinned comment

    • @jonathonrorabeck
      @jonathonrorabeck 11 місяців тому +14

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @chrispeacock915
      @chrispeacock915 11 місяців тому +7

      What's the song tho

  • @ac7gabrielemartini804
    @ac7gabrielemartini804 Рік тому +16599

    The Dark souls player memorizing the Attack patterns and taking on all the enemys At once and disarmed:

  • @fakhrymuhammad4612
    @fakhrymuhammad4612 Рік тому +12104

    The religious friend be like: "Forgiving you is God's business, but sending you to God is mine"

    • @badshahSelamet
      @badshahSelamet Рік тому +639

      It is a quote of some Muslim warrior. I can't recall the name

    • @obamao7873
      @obamao7873 Рік тому +400

      @@badshahSelamet no bro, its from putin saying to those religious terrorist

    • @badshahSelamet
      @badshahSelamet Рік тому

      @@obamao7873 westerners life starts and ends with Muslim and Russian obsession. What low lives!

    • @exposedclickbaitaRblx
      @exposedclickbaitaRblx 11 місяців тому +288

      ​@@obamao7873 it's an Islamic quote though

    • @yorkleroy5605
      @yorkleroy5605 11 місяців тому +288

      the one i've heard is "vengeance is the Lords, but justice is the duty of every man"

  • @KidNamedNoah
    @KidNamedNoah 9 місяців тому +547

    as a martial artist, a Christian, and a best friend I see this as a total loss. I don't have clones.

    • @gabrielalvesrangon
      @gabrielalvesrangon 2 місяці тому +33

      Bro you dont need to worry to get backup in fight you ARE the backup

    • @Mad-Maddy
      @Mad-Maddy 2 місяці тому +19

      Don't worry The King of kings got your back no one can stand against you

    • @hallohaun4097
      @hallohaun4097 2 місяці тому +7

      This isn't star wars my friend, you can't have clones. Call upon angels instead.

    • @malwareinc
      @malwareinc 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro are you me? Like... you literally just described me.

    • @Midnight_Wesker
      @Midnight_Wesker 2 місяці тому +1

      You are definitely the main side character.

  • @dantesparda14175
    @dantesparda14175 9 місяців тому +658

    The boyz strike me as the kind of people that don't hang around much and you don't know them too well yet they are absolute real ones that value every friendship and will rally to your call for aid.

    • @LordGown
      @LordGown 7 місяців тому +22

      Who also get a little bit taller and stronger after each fight they are in and they are in quite a few fights XD

    • @Eterco
      @Eterco 5 місяців тому +12

      The Body Improvement Club from Mob Psycho

    • @ihavespoken9871
      @ihavespoken9871 2 місяці тому +11

      I think the boyz are your best friend’s friend group that, although your best friend hangs out with them more, they still include you and treat you as an honorary member of the boyz

    • @MagicHjalti
      @MagicHjalti 2 місяці тому +1

      Orcboyz

    • @Nasser-do1lg
      @Nasser-do1lg 2 місяці тому +3

      For my culture it’s like this you fight your cousins brother friends their older brothers their cousin and and random dudes

  • @Certified_CrayonEater
    @Certified_CrayonEater Рік тому +26279

    The random homeless guy I gave 5 bucks 💀

    • @khandiesking9134
      @khandiesking9134 Рік тому +396

      57 likes and 0 comments? Lemme fix that

    • @Im_bored-idkY
      @Im_bored-idkY Рік тому +283

      98 likes and only 1 comments? Lemme fix that.
      WHERE YALL AT??

    • @RetroVEIIIR
      @RetroVEIIIR Рік тому +161

      104 likes and 2 comments ?
      Lemme fix that

    • @crimson5867
      @crimson5867 Рік тому +103

      119 likes and 3 comments!?
      Let me fix that

    • @sentiube3153
      @sentiube3153 Рік тому +78

      122 likes and only 4 comments? Lemme fix that

  • @scourgeleaderofterracons
    @scourgeleaderofterracons Рік тому +5967

    quiet kid is invincible

    • @UNGOC_Engineer3231
      @UNGOC_Engineer3231 Рік тому +157

      I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

    • @JustinHong-zq6hk
      @JustinHong-zq6hk Рік тому +17

      🤖

    • @thatoneperson134
      @thatoneperson134 Рік тому +20

      @@UNGOC_Engineer3231what you gonna do to scp 001? Blow it up?

    • @UNGOC_Engineer3231
      @UNGOC_Engineer3231 Рік тому +40

      @@thatoneperson134 Pataphysics, go to a higher reality and erase it

    • @redrighthand5105
      @redrighthand5105 Рік тому +39

      ​@@UNGOC_Engineer3231When the wind is slow, and the fires hot, the vulture waits to see what rots, oh how pretty, all this scenery this is nature sacrifice.

  • @DimiBrawlStrs
    @DimiBrawlStrs 7 місяців тому +16

    As an orthodox christian with his father a priest, bring in the hammer.

    • @kalebgamez808
      @kalebgamez808 12 днів тому +2

      “May God have mercy on your soul, for I have none to spare”

    • @DimiBrawlStrs
      @DimiBrawlStrs 12 днів тому +1

      @@kalebgamez808 frfr

  • @cheesyminer
    @cheesyminer 10 місяців тому +163

    Johnson in front of Chief as the best friend is perfect. Somehow, the one you consider your best friend has a way of showing up with some heavy hitters you had no idea about, but you're glad they're there.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 10 днів тому

      "THIS HERE IS SIXTY-SIX TONS OF STRAIGHT-UP HE-SPEWING DEE-VINE INTERVENTION!"

  • @kirbymaster7491
    @kirbymaster7491 11 місяців тому +3533

    I love the implication that the squad has an entire sub-squad who aren't actually very good at anything but create a feedback loop of enthusiastic chaos for stat buffs

    • @bensmart3520
      @bensmart3520 11 місяців тому +75

      Fax

    • @High_Tech_Priest
      @High_Tech_Priest  11 місяців тому +379

      That's the boiz for ya

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 11 місяців тому +66

      WHAAAaAAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaG

    • @Kennthenew
      @Kennthenew 10 місяців тому +10

      I'm the 500th like

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 9 місяців тому +46

      They may not be the best at what they do, but damn if they don't give it all they've got.

  • @scootinhootin6928
    @scootinhootin6928 Рік тому +8499

    As a Roman Catholic, opposing violence is top tier. "But when need be, I shall be."

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +410

      Violence is not an answer. It is THE answer.
      Some overly enthusiast barbarian, most likely.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI Рік тому +221

      Even the apostles were strapped

    • @teodorcornea7014
      @teodorcornea7014 Рік тому +269

      Matthew 10:34 KJV
      Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

    • @Red_bloodwill
      @Red_bloodwill Рік тому +82

      @@Briselanceno, violence is a question, and the answer is always yes

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 Рік тому +206

      Just war doctrine: Just war needs to be in an act of defense of yourself or others, War can only happen after all other options are attempted and failed, War must bring serious prospects of success and it must not produce greater damage than the evil itself.
      Your homie getting jumped fills all of that criteria.

  • @grivous666
    @grivous666 9 місяців тому +245

    This is actually quite heartwarming, it really shows that despite everything true friends will always come at your side to help you. (Oh yeah, and the homeless guy as well, not forgetting him ❤)

    • @tatooinenative860
      @tatooinenative860 7 місяців тому +8

      homeless dude counts as a true friend

    • @BigBossGorgutz
      @BigBossGorgutz 7 місяців тому +5

      The homeless guy is also probably the most effective (and dangerous) of the band, let's be fair.

    • @looneypersoney
      @looneypersoney 7 місяців тому

      Who is the homeless dude?

    • @user-to4gu5kp5o
      @user-to4gu5kp5o 18 днів тому

      ​@@looneypersoneythe legend

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin 9 місяців тому +40

    Random homeless guy I gave 5 bucks reminds me of that story about a guy who worked in a sandwich shop and at the end of the day instead of pitching unsold sandwiches as like he was supposed to, he gave them to homeless people, then one day a group of them saw him get mugged and chased the mugger down, got his stuff back for him, and kept the mugger there until police arrived.

  • @thedoomslayer1635
    @thedoomslayer1635 Рік тому +2982

    As a quiet friend I can confirm that this is true

  • @Jotun541
    @Jotun541 Рік тому +1710

    The big guy who doesn't want to fight until he sees his friend losing. You know I'm in the fight cause suddenly people start flying in the air for no discernible reason.

    • @ghosty5478
      @ghosty5478 Рік тому +22

      me

    • @jacmenz4113
      @jacmenz4113 Рік тому +76

      Gigachad basically

    • @Roddy_Zeh
      @Roddy_Zeh Рік тому +110

      So you affect the gravity of those near you...got it. 🗿👍‍

    • @ghosty5478
      @ghosty5478 Рік тому +23

      yes, the power came about when i went inside a magnetron on accident during a field trip.

    • @daboi6509
      @daboi6509 Рік тому +16

      BERSERKER TIME

  • @Soulful_01
    @Soulful_01 9 місяців тому +35

    This is the definition of a power fantasy and I love it.

  • @gojira4036
    @gojira4036 11 місяців тому +14

    As the Christian Friend, I can confirm this. However I’d prefer using the sword of the Gods word rather than the hammer of Justice

  • @xnighthowleryt6227
    @xnighthowleryt6227 Рік тому +3616

    As the guy who attacked the quiet one first, i can confirm that when you can hear the quiet one listen to doom music while on earpods at full vloume is terrifying

    • @jacmenz4113
      @jacmenz4113 Рік тому +84

      I am coming for you

    • @zacharydurocher4085
      @zacharydurocher4085 Рік тому +43

      @@jacmenz4113full vloume

    • @thequiver
      @thequiver 11 місяців тому +21

      A.k.a. my music presentation last year
      There were no words in that song, but I walked away satisfied.

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 11 місяців тому +23

      As the quiet one I can confirm I listen to doom music at full blast on my earpods… Doom hunted specifically is one of my favorites. It just starts and doesn’t stop. Sinister is good for a moment of quiet and intense loathing both of myself and those whom I’ll be fighting.

    • @MegaJo123456789
      @MegaJo123456789 11 місяців тому +1

      How did it go?

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 11 місяців тому +4818

    I had a friend who was an extremely devout Catholic. Mf never lied, never got mad, didn't even have dates since his family were against it (we were 16). The one time I got pushed around by kids from other school at a field trip, he got between me and the bullies and was the first one to throw hand. All the "hard" kids from my class just watched from behind as he soloed all three of them. I'll never forget you, Vincentius. RIP

    • @yorkleroy5605
      @yorkleroy5605 11 місяців тому +1037

      RIP. Vincentius is cool sounding name.
      what happened to him?

    • @orein1880
      @orein1880 11 місяців тому +1511

      "Vincentius" bro name sounds like it was made to channel the will of god

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 11 місяців тому +925

      Vincentius is a name made to fit that kind of story.

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 11 місяців тому +636

      Nah Hol On!!
      They Understood The Mission When They Named Him

    • @yorkleroy5605
      @yorkleroy5605 11 місяців тому +178

      @@sebastiancalvey1226 lol! fr though.

  • @CrusadingJello
    @CrusadingJello 9 місяців тому +20

    0:01 That one teammate in Conqueror's Blade doing a 1v4 and winning, but still says "help, i'm losing"

  • @CuppaJoe313
    @CuppaJoe313 9 місяців тому +6

    No dwarves? Man, these squads of your could REALLY use a bit of Rocks N Stones.

  • @cat-of-slime
    @cat-of-slime Рік тому +1646

    I'm the one that brings a flamethrower to a knife fight

    • @StarStruckSkyz
      @StarStruckSkyz Рік тому +111

      im the one that brings a pair of machetes to an argument

    • @Swayam_improvement
      @Swayam_improvement Рік тому +63

      I'm the one that brings victory to the fight.

    • @bondo9873
      @bondo9873 Рік тому +22

      I am the one that will barrage you with fists or another name of this: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @khpoon5424
      @khpoon5424 Рік тому +5

      E

    • @That_oneguy_ineverymatch
      @That_oneguy_ineverymatch Рік тому +17

      Im the one who brings a RPG to a shool fight

  • @jonavegoramirez287
    @jonavegoramirez287 11 місяців тому +803

    Fun fact: the religious friend is the one that knows how to throw hands better than any in your squad

    • @joeamerica3973
      @joeamerica3973 11 місяців тому +89

      because he probably was the one who had three older brothers attacking him at every turn of the house and even while he slept

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg 11 місяців тому +112

      he has the op set, the whole armor of God, Jesus is the way, the only sword we need is the sword of the spirit.

    • @papayaman3100
      @papayaman3100 11 місяців тому +54

      No-one expects the choir boy to have teeth, so when he throws a good punch, it’s twice as effective as one from the dude who’s always staring shit.

    • @fantasyfan10
      @fantasyfan10 11 місяців тому +38

      Stacking bodies in the name of the lord

    • @RandomEmperor
      @RandomEmperor 10 місяців тому +29

      ​@@joeamerica3973nah its bcs religious ppl sees fighting in defence as smt great and dying would be considered maryrdom

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 9 місяців тому +9

    You have managed to become allies with all major factions, if anyone threatens you they invoke the wrath of everyone else.

  • @callmecrimson4806
    @callmecrimson4806 11 місяців тому +5

    The tohu player memorizing the patterns and skimming each attack for the max possible bonus

  • @yugison64
    @yugison64 Рік тому +871

    I have none of these. But this vid makes me feel like I could fight on my own without dying immediately

  • @xeroclan9595
    @xeroclan9595 Рік тому +392

    As the friend who plays D&D, I can confirm that this is how cool we *want* to be, not how cool we actually are.

    • @harebus8541
      @harebus8541 11 місяців тому +5

      Facts

    • @goldalien2016
      @goldalien2016 11 місяців тому +33

      I imagine you're just rolling a 20 sided dice before you throw a punch so that you know to actually land a hit or just intentionally miss 💀

    • @Echo-the-Umbreon
      @Echo-the-Umbreon 11 місяців тому +2

      Lol I confirm

    • @xeroclan9595
      @xeroclan9595 11 місяців тому +5

      @@goldalien2016 exactly

    • @Shadow-zf3hv
      @Shadow-zf3hv 11 місяців тому +9

      When the boys are threatened, we *become* this cool
      Anything for the bros

  • @Mark-zo1hs
    @Mark-zo1hs 8 місяців тому +3

    Me: Brings a gun to a sword fight.
    *"I said I will fight. BUT I NEVER SAID IT WAS GONNA BE FAIR"*

  • @setyx.
    @setyx. 2 місяці тому +2

    The homeless guy "we both stared in the abyss but when it stared back at us you blinked"

  • @goldalien2016
    @goldalien2016 11 місяців тому +740

    As a Catholic, I can confirm that I have a set of space marine armor in my closet along with a chainsword and bolter at the ready for when my friends need help in a fight.

    • @jeddpires
      @jeddpires 11 місяців тому +15

      Curious: is your armor black or red?

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 місяців тому +33

      As a British Catholic Church goer I can confirm that is a semi truth. The British catholics tend to have pipebombs if your Irish,Kilts and greatchainswords if your Scottish, Sheepswords if your Welsh, And chainknifes and tea if your English.

    • @jackstrayfeald1007
      @jackstrayfeald1007 11 місяців тому +6

      Don't forget the Thunder Hammer!

    • @nachonaitor5535
      @nachonaitor5535 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@legion6211which one are you?

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 місяців тому +4

      @@nachonaitor5535 Catholic

  • @themutatednut
    @themutatednut Рік тому +422

    The Religious friend is invincible with the power of a space marine and the will of Jesus

  • @teleportedbreadfor3days
    @teleportedbreadfor3days 9 місяців тому +3

    I love how no matter what, everyone’s got your back

  • @A_Person50
    @A_Person50 9 місяців тому +2

    Why was this the most epic thing I’ve seen all year

  • @roses-roblox450
    @roses-roblox450 Рік тому +695

    That religous friend...is me!

  • @ExaFH
    @ExaFH 11 місяців тому +670

    As a Christian, I can confirm I shall fight in the name of thou Lord ⚔️

    • @Honorable_Asshat
      @Honorable_Asshat 10 місяців тому +22

      The Religious Friend is *DEFINITELY* blasting Powerwolf. I'm just saying.

    • @ExaFH
      @ExaFH 10 місяців тому +12

      @@Honorable_Asshat Hell yes. Powerwolf, Sabaton, all that..

    • @tomislavstosic6235
      @tomislavstosic6235 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@ExaFHthe last part of "the last stand" goes extra hard (also, as a Christian myself, i don't think you should be using the word hell so lightly)

    • @ExaFH
      @ExaFH 10 місяців тому

      @@tomislavstosic6235 💀😭

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 9 місяців тому +1

      Seconded.

  • @bulletbates
    @bulletbates 2 місяці тому +1

    Finally somemade the quiet kid (me) into one of my favorite less talk more gun characters

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 11 місяців тому +1

    The friend that practices HEMA: "Step aside, peasants."

  • @johnedward6106
    @johnedward6106 Рік тому +293

    That one weird but good-natured friend of yours that unleashes his tard strength when it you and your bros need it the most:

    • @pickledestroyer185
      @pickledestroyer185 Рік тому +31

      As the friend with tard strength i endorse this message

    • @High_Tech_Priest
      @High_Tech_Priest  11 місяців тому +5

      Too long to include

    • @gavinziozios1431
      @gavinziozios1431 10 місяців тому +3

      One of my close friends said it best when describing me. "You're like an anomaly. You're incredibly nerdy and weird, but you can fit into every social group with no problem, and you're incredibly athletic"

  • @santiagoaguirre9763
    @santiagoaguirre9763 Рік тому +1418

    As the quiet and religious one I agree.
    we can summon angels to support too

    • @itsme_6023
      @itsme_6023 Рік тому +54

      Yes, I see you are a rare kind

    • @Cameraman1047
      @Cameraman1047 Рік тому +68

      I’m the best friend and the religious one

    • @meowmur302
      @meowmur302 Рік тому +24

      Ah, a vow of silence

    • @elishaj2977
      @elishaj2977 Рік тому +82

      As a devout Christian I can confirm that angelic airstrikes are accessible for us.

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Рік тому +51

      baptized by water and fire, I fight with the sword called the Word, it shall never forsake me just like my Lord Jesus Christ never will.

  • @wubraxco4836
    @wubraxco4836 9 місяців тому +13

    Only one person was missed in this list. The friend that always asks just how many weapons he needs to bring, and then follows up with, "Wait, do I need to break out (Insert personal favorite weapon literally everyone else is terrified off name here)?" and then grins when they are told yes. Also yes, I am one of those friends, and no I won't tell you mine's name.

  • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
    @ChloeKruegerSenpai 6 місяців тому +1

    *"Some Quiet Kid in the Class armed with AK47, then another Kid with God and Anime on his Side, Chinese Idol Water Guy and another Chinese Guy singing with an N-word has join the Battle"*

  • @louisharrison2643
    @louisharrison2643 11 місяців тому +247

    As a religious friend who takes martial arts I can confirm I do indeed have paladin armor and a sledgehammer in my closet.

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 місяців тому +11

      YOUR TELLING ME YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE SUIT OF MILITARY ISSUED MK6 POWER ARMOR! WHICH COSTS..... 5 BILLION POUNDS WHICH YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR THE NEXT.... 3 THOUSAND AND 6 YEARS! AND WHATS THIS! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR POWER HAMMER! ADD ON ANOTHER 3 THOUSAND AND 6 YEARS

    • @BrotherBethor
      @BrotherBethor 11 місяців тому +6

      A space marine could realistically live that long as well

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 місяців тому

      @@BrotherBethor AND YOUR AUGMENTATIONS ARE REMOVED UNTIL YOU HAVE PAYED BACK

    • @sultan_alaeddin_keykubat__
      @sultan_alaeddin_keykubat__ 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@legion6211 chill dude! what's this 💀

    • @letendreelliott8778
      @letendreelliott8778 9 місяців тому +1

      @@BrotherBethorassuming they can (and would), he’s not getting in any power armor nor swinging any hammer at that age.

  • @Mr._Galaxywide
    @Mr._Galaxywide Рік тому +147

    The religious kid: "Crusade against demons?"
    Quiet kid: *Nods and reloads weapon*
    The religious kid: "Lets get to it then."

    • @An.English.Biscuit
      @An.English.Biscuit Рік тому +19

      I LOVE CRUSADES!!!!

    • @Khawlidor
      @Khawlidor Рік тому +16

      The black templars would love to have the crucible

    • @jackstrayfeald1007
      @jackstrayfeald1007 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@KhawlidorFor Dorn and the Emperor brother

    • @Phantom9587
      @Phantom9587 8 місяців тому +2

      The Legion of the damned has answered your call, Come brother We got work to do

    • @mavraszunwoody2527
      @mavraszunwoody2527 8 місяців тому

      @@jackstrayfeald1007 VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP* *STOMP*

  • @Kang_The_Creator
    @Kang_The_Creator 10 місяців тому +2

    *"And I Shall Show Ye Gods Mercy Through Thine Lack of It..."*
    ⚡ 🙏 ⚡

  • @thizzmonkey7846
    @thizzmonkey7846 7 місяців тому

    Lol the quiet friend mixed with the friend that is always fighting and you had me.

  • @GiggaTrigga
    @GiggaTrigga Рік тому +126

    As a homeless person who was given 5 bucks, I can confirm I am now apart of the squad as ASSASSIN

    • @samuelkellich8577
      @samuelkellich8577 11 місяців тому +2

      Ultimate chad

    • @stealthydude1492
      @stealthydude1492 11 місяців тому

      It's always painfull seeing people accidentally misspell the word "Assassin" or how I like it in my language Assassine
      I have my reasons

    • @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism
      @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism 11 місяців тому

      you can tjust misspell "Assassin" of all words cmon

    • @GiggaTrigga
      @GiggaTrigga 11 місяців тому

      @@Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism okay chill I’ll change it

    • @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism
      @Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism 11 місяців тому

      @@GiggaTrigga Finally peace at last.

  • @ShiningStarAhsokaTanofan
    @ShiningStarAhsokaTanofan Рік тому +138

    The friend that plays DND is so me. 😂

  • @LaPtaVerdad
    @LaPtaVerdad 2 місяці тому

    Bro this video is amazing xD

  • @J.D13
    @J.D13 11 днів тому

    "Random homeless guy I gave 5 bucks " that got me 😂

  • @therevanchist2869
    @therevanchist2869 Рік тому +99

    As a religious guy who takes Jiu Jitsu I can confirm I bring the Light of the Emperor!

  • @shawnadams6485
    @shawnadams6485 Рік тому +74

    "kindness is like a boomerang - it always comes back"
    - that one poster I think

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor 10 місяців тому +2

    The homeless guy is always a god tier level fighter lol

  • @Sir.Strange
    @Sir.Strange 7 місяців тому +1

    "kratos" the friend who grew up with the wii and the nokia

  • @Grandmas_cookie
    @Grandmas_cookie Рік тому +31

    The best duo. the Quiet friend And the religious friend

  • @boi7316
    @boi7316 Рік тому +92

    The guy who reenacts every fight scene who mastered every fighting styles:
    The dark web browser with every weapon and gear from around the world:
    The brawler from the streets:

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 місяців тому +6

      The Irish kid with half a dozen pipebombs shoved in a bag:
      The english kid with a 20 inch knife:
      The Welsh kid who just shagged a sheep:
      The Scottish kid who found out someone threw his haggis away:

  • @Karkin281
    @Karkin281 2 місяці тому

    I'm definitely the quiet friend. Not just because I have a full gun locker in my basement, but because I never say anything

  • @Jakehensely5551
    @Jakehensely5551 7 місяців тому +1

    As a friend that's always fighting i can confirm that this is true 🤝

  • @aidancurley3345
    @aidancurley3345 Рік тому +71

    i would be the guy that plays dnd just charging 500 people

  • @user-dm8ob7ok4x
    @user-dm8ob7ok4x 11 місяців тому +111

    As a 13 and a Warhammer player, I can confirm no one can defeat the boyz. All you need to do for them to help you is scream, “Waaaaaahhhhh!”

  • @AkuLelou
    @AkuLelou 10 місяців тому +1

    "Never trust appearances" this saying describes exactly the quiet guys. I speak knowingly: I am a quiet guy. The religious is not bad too.

  • @persxst
    @persxst 10 місяців тому

    Very wholesome❤. Made me feel lonely for 31 seconds

  • @Cosmickaiju-808
    @Cosmickaiju-808 Рік тому +29

    “Brothers, retribution is at hand. It is our strength. We are the sons of caliban! Let fury guide your weapons. Let vengeance be your song. We are the Angels of Death, and our enemies shall fall!”

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +3

      For humankind! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

    • @kyle.kaplanis
      @kyle.kaplanis Рік тому +1

      CHARGE!!!

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 11 місяців тому

      Anyone got the source for the space marine clip ?

    • @OrkBoy456
      @OrkBoy456 11 місяців тому

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 Рік тому +57

    I'm the religious friend and I love the energy lol

  • @GailCorbitt
    @GailCorbitt 9 місяців тому +1

    It is not strength that gives you power, it is not your army of gods. It is about how good of friends you have.

  • @ironskullplayz4106
    @ironskullplayz4106 9 місяців тому +1

    0:18 Rhino mains in warframe when they equip a hammer

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT Рік тому +8

    Weapons the religious friend had:
    1: Holy hand grenade
    2: A massive fucking crucifix (essentially the same as a war hammer or broadsword)
    3: Angelic missile strike
    4: Summon Jesus as an ally
    5: Call down the power of the heavens

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 11 місяців тому +1

      6. Summoned God himself to personally beat the shit out of someone

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 11 місяців тому +1

      @@theenderdestruction2362 Such an attack requires a hefty amount of mana, but is well worth it.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Jumpyman_thegamerYT ay mostly because it's auto wins fights also costly I don't know what version your playing but it cost all your mana to summon him or are you playing on a older update like the one where someone could summon that random demon fellow noone liked

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 11 місяців тому

      @@theenderdestruction2362 I found that in the new update, they made it a bit easier to acquire this move. Less of a mana cost, all the same stopping power.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Jumpyman_thegamerYT ok either I'm lagging behind or oohhh now I understand yeah dude I play the multi christian you know the class that effectively doesn't have a certain play style so for me it takes the entire mana pool I have but thanks to this class I can do a little bit of everything but I cannot master anything beyond the special move called "thought you killed me to bad the Lord sent me back" yeah weird move but I cannot die unless my body is either crucified or burn at the stake

  • @TherealGamingcerato
    @TherealGamingcerato Рік тому +60

    The pro teamate returns after being afk

  • @saitamaopm7865
    @saitamaopm7865 11 місяців тому

    I don’t know why but I love these kind of videos

  • @neonliger781
    @neonliger781 Рік тому +69

    Religious one is me 😂

  • @NerfMason
    @NerfMason 7 місяців тому +1

    Ah, you just have to love the homeless guy.

  • @sergeavry8588
    @sergeavry8588 9 місяців тому +1

    “Random homeless guy I gave five bucks”💀

  • @gabriellesusanmolly1393
    @gabriellesusanmolly1393 Рік тому +50

    As the obnoxiously cheerful religious one I can definitely confirm this to be true 😌

  • @lucack6348
    @lucack6348 Рік тому +7

    You can always trust The boyz.

    • @OrkBoy456
      @OrkBoy456 11 місяців тому +3

      WE'Z DA BIGGEST AND WE'Z DA STRONGEST

  • @Ruby_-mf5vc
    @Ruby_-mf5vc 4 місяці тому

    the quiet friends and the Catholic friends are literal gods/goddesses they will make you shiver your timbers

  • @thebraziliandruid-xo2ep
    @thebraziliandruid-xo2ep 19 днів тому

    As a dnd player, I can confirm we always carry at least two scimitars whererver we go

  • @benjimin8456
    @benjimin8456 Рік тому +36

    My best friend who is 6'8".280lbs.
    He loves working out but hate to show his muscles. He's also really introverted. Barely talking to anyone.
    One summer he and I learned boxing and we loved it. We kept sparing with eachother. Although he's barely punch me because i would literally die if he punch me.
    We passed the high school together. Got into college.
    Even tho he could go to a better college he chosed to attend the one i am attending.
    One day i messed up and a fight broke up. There's like 7 guys and I am alone with them. I got beat up so bad. And then boom my giant friend came out of nowhere and started beating their ass 4 more came in and he's still going strong. And one of them take out his knife and stab him. And he did something i never expected. He grab the hand that stabbing him and started punching the other guy's face while the knife is in his body!!
    One week later we only got suspended because they used a knife on a college student. Their fault outshined ours.
    Also he gave me the tooth that he broke during that fight.
    Guess how many. 13!! And none of them were his.
    I fucking love him. He's is my brother that i never had but wishes i had.

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Faizan29353 Yeah he was a one big mother lover.

    • @olakpasa6486
      @olakpasa6486 9 місяців тому

      I think your friend is Thorkell the tall , viking ass looking dude

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 9 місяців тому +1

      @@olakpasa6486 he is growing a mustache now 🤣🤣
      So you might be right.

    • @trapidtrap2612
      @trapidtrap2612 6 місяців тому

      This is so outrageously unbelievable that I can't help think your telling the truth

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 Рік тому +126

    The boys is the group of hypemen and jokesters that somehow share one braincell and got the day laid out for us.
    We know it's a bad idea, but by God are they fun

    • @bred269
      @bred269 11 місяців тому +5

      They also love a good fight
      (I can confirm

    • @gavinziozios1431
      @gavinziozios1431 10 місяців тому +5

      That reminded me of a group I had in college biology. All four of us were extremely different, but all blended in well with each other. One project we had to come up with a group name, so we called ourselves "The Brane Sell"

  • @nicodiangelato8408
    @nicodiangelato8408 8 місяців тому

    I have seen far too many of these videos, and I still love them.

  • @MrTimeWank
    @MrTimeWank 9 місяців тому +2

    One of my friends who actually helped me fight off a group of dudes that attacked me for no reason quite recently really surprised me.
    I thought he was weak cus he was short and all that, but nope, he straight up punched a dude in the gut and the dude was on the ground, then the next dude got kicked by him and he was on the ground, my short ass friend beat 2 dudes taller than him in a single hit. I am still flabbergasted to this day.

  • @mehboob9101
    @mehboob9101 Рік тому +7

    When you find out the Religious friend literally collects the skull of his enemies and is more Scary in battle then the Quite friend.

  • @deathstar_ds606
    @deathstar_ds606 11 місяців тому +16

    As a member of the boyz I can confirm that we have assembled like the avengers when called upon.

  • @leafheart3213
    @leafheart3213 7 місяців тому +1

    The old school friend rolling up with his black powder rifle ready to fuck shit up.

  • @zoranprovost1080
    @zoranprovost1080 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro this feels like such an old video. Brings me back.

  • @SirSleepy811
    @SirSleepy811 Рік тому +17

    lol the homeless guy solos all🤣

    • @wolfywolf1476
      @wolfywolf1476 Рік тому +2

      Fr, bro probably like 40 yo veteran vs bunch of elementary kids

  • @doomguy1015
    @doomguy1015 Рік тому +7

    Thanks for the Warhammer reference

    • @High_Tech_Priest
      @High_Tech_Priest  Рік тому +1

      For the imperium

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 Рік тому +1

      ​@@High_Tech_Priest can you give me the source for the space marine clip please ? Cool as hell

    • @BUTTERMAN2001
      @BUTTERMAN2001 8 місяців тому

      @@lick3227 Hey I've also been looking for said clip and found it I know its 3 months late but if you look up "WARHAMMER 40K Inquisitor Destroys Everyone Scene (2023) 4K ULTRA HD" oh youtube and skip to about 3:19 you will find it :)

  • @oriandra9234
    @oriandra9234 9 місяців тому

    This gives me major AMV vibes from 2015 and I love it

  • @nuggetsan5577
    @nuggetsan5577 9 місяців тому +1

    "The friend whos never on mic but can clearly communicate and still get shit done"

  • @themindeclectic9821
    @themindeclectic9821 Рік тому +17

    I was the best friend, religious friend and friend whos constantly in a fight all at once. Friends used to call me Perry The Platypus because I'd just disappear and they'd ask where id gone only for me to show up after having gotten in another scrape

  • @StoicCaeser.
    @StoicCaeser. Рік тому +7

    That one dude I gave my last chicken nuggy to in 1st grade : 👹 🔪

  • @kimmson6356
    @kimmson6356 10 місяців тому

    As a Muslim we never back down when faced with enemies unwilling to negotiate

  • @osamaalikhan7137
    @osamaalikhan7137 10 місяців тому

    Ending got me fr 😂😂

  • @muddyshard7760
    @muddyshard7760 Рік тому +10

    As a religious friend, i can confirm this frfr

  • @aleenaanddelnasebastian4038
    @aleenaanddelnasebastian4038 11 місяців тому +14

    That's so true for the religious friend....I don't involve myself into fights/problems unnecessarily.....but when I need to protect/prove my loyalty/belief on something...then no one can stop me....from defending my friends with bare hands to proving my belief on something with my sharp tongue 😅

  • @boberku719
    @boberku719 2 місяці тому

    That one friend who can make a weapon out of junk
    *Meet the amazing engineer music starts to play*

  • @user-ww8eq8xs3g
    @user-ww8eq8xs3g 2 місяці тому

    The smart friend,the friend who plays assassin games and the friend who knows kung fu are missing

  • @EsEsmuLohs
    @EsEsmuLohs Рік тому +6

    "I don't condone violence, I create it" - The religious friend

  • @StarsAreBright
    @StarsAreBright 11 місяців тому +23

    As the friend who is always fighting and the religious friend, I can confirm that I definitely have an opposing mindset when it comes to these things lol

  • @pangoligoli
    @pangoligoli 7 місяців тому +1

    I am the quiet,religous, boy that's always fighting and plays DND

  • @michaelasbury7121
    @michaelasbury7121 7 місяців тому

    As a Roman Catholic I can confirm I have a full set of Knight's Templar armor along with a longsword in my closet if things went Medieval, and a set of Power Armour with a heavy bolter in my basement for all other scenarios.

  • @christopherk2996
    @christopherk2996 11 місяців тому +19

    If we are talking about a actual team with these, I would go for the boyz as a swarm, the quiet friend for that dps shredding, the friend that always fights for training, and lastly the religious friend for that tanking

    • @daoudmouhamed651
      @daoudmouhamed651 10 місяців тому +5

      Don't forget the random homeless guy you gave 5 bucks for surprise attacks

    • @christopherk2996
      @christopherk2996 10 місяців тому +4

      @@daoudmouhamed651 yes yes perfect