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  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 6 років тому +877

    I like the stages of trickery
    Jack: double down, get more burgers
    Micheal: cut losses, try to escape with them believing what they want
    Geoff: come clean

    • @NotSoAwesme
      @NotSoAwesme 5 років тому +8

      I kinda wanna see what the others would do in that situation. It'll probably never happen, but I can guess.
      Gavin: bolt out the front door after the misunderstanding is made clear.
      Burnie: Go with it
      Barbara: Puns
      Joel: Freak out internally and if the misunderstanding is discovered, freak out externally

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +13

      Did you mean Ryan? Jack's not even there lol.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 років тому +6

      barbaro267 And yet they immediately account for how he would have responded to the situation.
      “What Ryan just described was ‘The Jack.’”

    • @terraglade
      @terraglade 5 років тому

      There are 3 types of people in the world...

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 5 років тому +2

      I definitely would've caught myself after the guy said "but you USED to work there". That's such a free out to just be like "well yeah but I don't anymore" and get off insanely easy.

  • @Milliardo__Peacecraft
    @Milliardo__Peacecraft 4 роки тому +459

    Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit"
    Ryan: *Wish I could say that*

    • @derekmann8239
      @derekmann8239 3 роки тому +9

      HAHAHAHA OOF

    • @ianr7014
      @ianr7014 2 роки тому +37

      It’s really telling that Ryan’s reaction to this hypothetical situation-if he was the one caught and not Geoff-is to hide it so he can get away with it lmao rip

    • @nathancollier1496
      @nathancollier1496 2 роки тому +2

      Well...

    • @bobdole1105
      @bobdole1105 Рік тому +1

      I'm sure Ryan would says it. It wouldn't be true, but he'd say it.

    • @HopeyDiamond
      @HopeyDiamond Рік тому +17

      I can hear him now:
      "I swear the burgers looked over 18!"

  • @Duskblade25
    @Duskblade25 8 років тому +1227

    This is why Geoff is a Hufflepuff, being too honest.

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 8 років тому +23

      Duskblade25 I feel like any normal person is a huffle puff

    • @ZukoHalliwell
      @ZukoHalliwell 8 років тому +13

      The Geek You think Newt Scamander is normal?

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 8 років тому +9

      ZukoHalliwell Well, i mean in real life, like every normal everyday person is a hufflepuff

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 років тому +2

      ...as in... Harry Potter?

    • @Duskblade25
      @Duskblade25 7 років тому +22

      People would like to think themselves as a normal person but the reality is different. Some people wouldn't have questioned the discount, some people would have asked and then say nothing after the guy mentions Emo's. As much as people would like to think of others as good and honest, there are many people who are not.

  • @iamtheknight9583
    @iamtheknight9583 8 років тому +181

    Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit." Coming from the same guy who would pee in an elevator at a hotel "just to be a piece of shit." LOL

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 7 років тому +5

      Iamtheknight 95 To be fair,we all was a piece of crap in the teenage hood

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 4 місяці тому

      @@phasedcloak2835he threw a burrito at a security guards face when he was 19

  • @steveymcskibbins2569
    @steveymcskibbins2569 8 років тому +682

    he got 6 burgers that night, $60 is only enough for 5 burgers. even then he was getting a discount

    • @AidanROTF
      @AidanROTF 8 років тому +144

      8-bit maniac I think it was $60 tip

    • @JoeDissolv0
      @JoeDissolv0 8 років тому +6

      Aidan ROTF is right.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 7 років тому +24

      Chicken Everland This had nothing to do with the burgers. Given how the cashier was giving Geoff discounts, he probably was paying for whatever was taken out of the discounts. In other words, that guy had wasted a ton of cash over the course of those 3 months.

    • @duckdictator6531
      @duckdictator6531 7 років тому +2

      Just the tip

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 років тому +9

      We all know that dude didn't put the 60 in the register... it was his tip.

  • @privatelast8724
    @privatelast8724 8 років тому +742

    Twice a week for three months is roughly 26 times to the bar. Four burgers each time. Twelve dollars per burger.
    That's 1248 dollars in food.
    And the guy was giving about a 70 to 80% discount...
    So that's between 900 and 1000 dollars in free food.
    wtf

    • @markmayonnaise1163
      @markmayonnaise1163 8 років тому +6

      +Salvador Vidal *you're

    • @GrazerMagic
      @GrazerMagic 8 років тому +77

      they did the math
      they did the monster math

    • @WymanandBrad
      @WymanandBrad 7 років тому +1

      Crêpe this has made my day

    • @virgilbarrios3174
      @virgilbarrios3174 7 років тому +1

      GrazerMagic God damnit Barb

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 7 років тому +1

      GrazerMagic le reddit army ecks dee

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 6 років тому +79

    2:25 holy crap, that's the first time Geoff has ever looked legitimatly scary to me

  • @thicccheese4007
    @thicccheese4007 Рік тому +26

    I think what saved Geoff is the fact he never lied to the guy. I’m sure he was thinking about doing something because he’s embarrassed but he just assumed he knew who he was, he never asked who Geoff was and he never tried claiming to be someone else even when he was given plenty of opportunity to play along

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 8 років тому +147

    YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE BIGGEST FUCKING TIP YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ANYONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 8 років тому +5

      Jay Play "Here's $60 bucks."

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 8 років тому

      you said $60 twice

    • @GOLDELITE245
      @GOLDELITE245 8 років тому

      It's a glitch with UA-cam. Happens every comment with 2 or more replies.

    • @plcinto4042
      @plcinto4042 7 років тому +4

      Geoff will regret the day he tipped that one guy $61.

  • @tylerkulchinsky2167
    @tylerkulchinsky2167 5 років тому +94

    When Geoff said he could outrun the guy I started to laugh, then I remembered he was in the army for 5 years

  • @VampyreBassist
    @VampyreBassist Рік тому +16

    I feel like a huge part of that anger, like half of it, was at himself knowing he fucked up and pretty badly.

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 7 років тому +54

    Jesus, Geoff legit looked like he was ready to kill someone

  • @saladDressin
    @saladDressin 8 років тому +162

    Send Ryan in

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 7 років тому +12

      ShaGoo Mad King Ryan or GTA V Ryan?

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 7 років тому +8

      one ryan is destructive enough while 2 is pure uncontrollable chaos

    • @kiwijx377
      @kiwijx377 6 років тому +2

      @@ryzacobalion3622... B O T H

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 років тому +6

      But it would be even MORE expensive to pay for the entire bar once Ryan burns it to the ground.

    • @korpiklaaniband2277
      @korpiklaaniband2277 Місяць тому

      Well this hits pretty different

  • @KingFishy4921
    @KingFishy4921 Рік тому +6

    Man i miss these days

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ 5 років тому +23

    It’s crazy how different Geoff looks now

  • @erickgarza3370
    @erickgarza3370 3 роки тому +10

    I went to that burger place after RTX. Best burgers I had in a long while.

  • @_ZORRO__
    @_ZORRO__ 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude Casino El Camino lasted longer than Rooster Teeth, that’s crazy

  • @MegaDchamp
    @MegaDchamp 4 місяці тому +1

    I mean it's on the burger guy himself. He just assumed you were someone he'd seen at Emo's, never once questioned it, never even told Geoff he was hooking him up, he just sold this dude cheap burgers as a nod to another venue.

  • @rogueleader302
    @rogueleader302 7 років тому +34

    i want Geoff's shirt. like 7 of them.

  • @nonamesjustgames4147
    @nonamesjustgames4147 2 роки тому +1

    I love how many times Michael leaves the table and stops listening to Geoff to refill his drink he’s trying to quench his whole alcoholism

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf 5 років тому +8

    3:19
    Every single person that's been a fan of AH and RT for more then three years: *PRESS X TO DOUBT*

  • @yaboikeenai
    @yaboikeenai 8 років тому +10

    As always, thanks Hembo 😋

  • @chasingfoxes2551
    @chasingfoxes2551 8 років тому +5

    lol Geoff. I live in Waco, the shootout was at Twin Peaks, not Hooters. Close enough tho

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 6 років тому

      ChasingFoxes
      Your name makes me smile

  • @The_Texas_Welder
    @The_Texas_Welder 6 років тому +1

    The bar caught on fire today.

  • @brentgattis8328
    @brentgattis8328 5 років тому +2

    Geoff it was twin peaks in Waco!

  • @TimedRevolver
    @TimedRevolver 3 роки тому +2

    ...Is it my imagination, or does Geoff look like Jean Reno circa 'Leon: The Professional'?

  • @ISAFMobius18
    @ISAFMobius18 8 років тому +6

    O wonder if this burger place will get a surge of customers now expecting discounts

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 8 років тому +7

      I wouldn't go expecting a discount. I would go and say "Geoff said this was a good place to get f*cked up."

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 8 років тому +1

      Good advertising

  • @RudolphMorrow
    @RudolphMorrow 2 роки тому +1

    Love this being recommended to me after he just told it again on ANMA

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 8 років тому +32

    I have a question Hembo,DO YOU SLEEP?

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 8 років тому +10

      Tavern Crawler On days that don't end in "Y"

    • @lastEvergreen
      @lastEvergreen 7 років тому +5

      "Tell me... Do you bleed?"
      *Hembo posts five videos*
      "You will."

  • @001monkeylove
    @001monkeylove 6 років тому +29

    Why would he have to give that guy a big tip? It was his fault he confused Geoff for some dude who worked at Emo's.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 6 років тому +55

      to avoid knife scars on the face. Im sure they covered that.

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 років тому +27

      If it was the cashier at Wendy's, I'm sure they wouldn't care. But since it's a local establishment with some scary looking fucking guys, you sometimes gotta play by their rules.

    • @thomasphil543
      @thomasphil543 5 років тому +5

      60 dollars doesn't even come close to the discount he got for 3 months

  • @lemonsqueezequeen6372
    @lemonsqueezequeen6372 7 років тому +7

    Ok but the food is fucking amazing there.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 5 років тому

    I love the constant sunny references from michael

  • @lukemarchant4249
    @lukemarchant4249 8 років тому +54

    Something something this early, something something topical reference.

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 8 років тому +5

      snarky reply

    • @lukemarchant4249
      @lukemarchant4249 8 років тому +9

      Ridiculously over-the-top retaliation, with implications of infidelity on your mother's part.

    • @TheGamingTruckr
      @TheGamingTruckr 8 років тому +7

      Luke Marchant Completely in related comment attempting to link the video to some political view I don't agree with.

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 6 років тому +1

      @@TheGamingTruckr extremely, and unnecessarily, aggressive reply to your shoehorned political statement!

  • @_Nick_Neatherverse_
    @_Nick_Neatherverse_ 7 років тому +4

    YOU FUCKING KNEW
    Michael Jones
    2017

  • @TheAshleyYoyo
    @TheAshleyYoyo 8 років тому

    This was in Off Topic #2? I've seen them all and don't remember this story at all. Weird

  • @Anonymous-bm4pz
    @Anonymous-bm4pz 8 років тому +1

    damn that was friggin fast

  • @Victoria-ix9mf
    @Victoria-ix9mf 6 років тому +4

    Geoff (is that his name ?) Remains me so much of my Father ...and I hate that this is a trigger for me now, because I really like these videos ...and I like him

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому

    That guy was probably copping the cash in his pocket then voiding the ticket afterrrr it was sent to the kitchen. I’ve done this on a sales job before when the owners made me do it lol

  • @nonamesjustgames4147
    @nonamesjustgames4147 2 роки тому +3

    “ did I say 5 burger I meant ….. 30” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAH

  • @MrDJFlyHi
    @MrDJFlyHi 8 років тому +8

    geoff has been sad lately

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 8 років тому +5

      MrDJFlyHi this was fimed over a year ago

  • @RainbowFishcakes
    @RainbowFishcakes 8 років тому

    god this story was very funny as hell

  • @dominickdibart12
    @dominickdibart12 6 років тому +1

    Honestly if you felt guilty about it... you shouldve just stopped going
    No confrontation
    No potential murder

  • @bassfight2936
    @bassfight2936 6 років тому +6

    12 bucks for a burger!?

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 6 років тому +2

      You heard Ryan right? They make meth too. Its mixed in with the burgers.

    • @bobtillich8306
      @bobtillich8306 6 років тому +8

      You see, this isn’t macdonalds so the food actually costs a little bit more because it’s real meat

    • @soppo_404
      @soppo_404 6 років тому +1

      Have you heard of the rule in selling shit. You sell for 3x how much it costed you to make it. So in reality its a 4$ burger

  • @brandoncantoran6190
    @brandoncantoran6190 8 років тому +3

    I feel like I've heard this story in a really old RT podcast
    Am I crazy?

  • @dodson43
    @dodson43 8 років тому +5

    Should have kept the scam going

    • @jmb72390
      @jmb72390 5 днів тому

      You do know sooner or later he would have put two and two together Jeff wouldn't been breathing

  • @TheBedheadman
    @TheBedheadman 8 років тому +11

    I swear he told this story a long time ago

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 8 років тому

      Bender Rodríguez This is Off Topic #2. I watched this one.

    • @brandoncantoran6190
      @brandoncantoran6190 8 років тому +4

      Bender Rodríguez Me too!! I feel like he told this in a reeeeaaaally old RT or Drunk Tank podcast

    • @TheBedheadman
      @TheBedheadman 8 років тому +2

      Nealon Miller I mean even before that like way back when geoff was on the rt podcast

  • @jipsydude1232
    @jipsydude1232 3 роки тому +43

    Everytime I see him in a video it kinda makes me uncomfortable.

  • @lesh9418
    @lesh9418 8 років тому

    I swear I've heard this story before

  • @grimmc5706
    @grimmc5706 7 років тому

    2:28

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 8 років тому +10

    1:07 fake news

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 років тому +2

      WHY DO I KEEP BUMPING INTO YOU!!!

  • @dillankennedy9607
    @dillankennedy9607 7 років тому

    I would of just got a job there for a little bit and it would be all good

  • @TheInquisitor127
    @TheInquisitor127 6 років тому +2

    Gavin didn't say a word.

  • @jameshpeacock
    @jameshpeacock 8 років тому

    In the elevator he admits to being a piece of shit...
    Then here he says he isnt...
    MAKE UP YOUR MIND

  • @Cory0798
    @Cory0798 8 років тому

    Oh wow, 14 seconds ago and 360p lol

  • @DashOfInsanity
    @DashOfInsanity 6 років тому +1

    3:20
    Really Geoff...
    Really...

  • @Miss_Eldritch
    @Miss_Eldritch 4 роки тому

    The burgers there are like $8 not $12

  • @SinginShooter
    @SinginShooter 8 років тому

    "- and meth."

  • @cmndrGIGGLES
    @cmndrGIGGLES Рік тому +4

    I miss when they used to drink alcohol on this show

  • @13wayz70
    @13wayz70 6 років тому

    Lmao

  • @mr.awesome4922
    @mr.awesome4922 8 років тому +1

    5th

  • @WetNoodles1367
    @WetNoodles1367 7 років тому

    If I were Geoff I would've went back and apologized and explained that I thought he was a fan like Geoff said he originally thought

  • @Toad573
    @Toad573 8 років тому +1

    first?

  • @lyokomajor
    @lyokomajor 8 років тому +1

    I wouldn't even have asked.