classic story teller mate, ya can tell youd be good banter on a session, peace bro, respect from gateshead/newcastle keep it up channels smashing it!!!!
another belter lad heavy with a few funny moments and il probably have to rejoin the group when this new phone arrives bro the computer wants to link my phone so il be back in a few days 🔥🔥✌💯💯
i used to live right next to goodison park for a while a few year back now i miss the scouse sessions theyre belter hosts was like a compitition who could give me the most beak so i wasnt complaining haha they wer all sound atleast the group of mates i was there with where anyway, still good mates til this very day with most of them, and ya always meet a scouser on holidays or the maddest places and always in jail every time hahaha channels wicked mate keep it up mate! peace
Aww thank you for making me almost break a rib with laughter. I've only just found your channel and love your videos. Reminds me of the shit I use to get upto. Not as mad as you tho. Keep up the great videos
Love this ,I'm going to listen to it again on way up your way, going to be watching the fight tonight with a bunch of mad Scousers probably Defo one mad bastard anyway,can't wait!!!! Whos out and about tonight then, let's have it!!!!! Might takes some balls with me and start a line ,what do you reckon Scouse am I in with a chance lol x
@@ToffeeL10 lad I named him 2 weeks before I ever seen him, he turned up a black cat with a white stripe from.his nostril to his cheek, no shit lad loads here have seen him, it's like he was made for the name 🤣🤣🤣
Yes lad..another brahma of a story..and shout out to the Manny division..I met some boss Manny lads in Strangeways from Wythenshawe and Hulme and Beswick 👊 all good lads showed me and about 8 other Brummies who landed up there on a lock out love..even if that J wing induction is proper nasty..I landed on I wing which was detox and proper cushty lad..as far as jail goes it was boss..some of the best bird I've done up there 😂😂
Alright mate love the hard and heavy stories was going to comment the other day,I noticed that youse boys from Liverpool and us up here in Scotland that's what we say a lot to sound and mate,was laughing to when you said they called it ching that's what everyone used to call it up here years ago before it just changed to white,btw good luck with the merch n that had wee look there's some minted stuff the lemo the cat cushion was minted 👍
Outwith those from Liverpool I'd say most people will struggle to comprehend this.... Even if I listen very intently..... Isn't it peculiar how a few miles of separation the language and accent completely changes. I wonder if it is the same in all countries? 🤔
Gotta say, although you got a strong accent and talk fast, your stories are funny, bro. If i get involved in certain food sales where i am (S.west England) Im gonna get in with a firm who backs me up,, then go bang it out for a year or so. Smalll towns are shocking with stome usage, and clean up. 12 months out. Down here we've got loads of hairdressers, laundrettes cafes etc which are blatant fronts for laundry.
Scouse if it's any consolation my cats the same she's a ginger female one of the worst type you can get right f bitch she is I just got a warning for saying the F word 😮😮
Says iit on every video section every about section and every other section and has done all along, so of course I'm right ot why would I say it 👍 theres not one person on here who will say the are real ..... not one ✌💯👍 ssk them 👀
Only jsut listened to this fully soon as u said about the high rise i just knew 🤣🤣... pictured a punny in the wind like an empty pack of crisp, advert on the videos only a accident claim solicitors aswell hahahah
My mas slippers had GPS lad proper auto search and destroy, she would.lash one and no matter how much ground you made or how many corners you tuned it would.still get you in the head 🤣🤣
@@Mrfkdupthat's why the kids of today ain't got any respect (don't get me wrong some people may have gone too far with discipline) but done me no real harm
@@Vinnie_0151_ everyone says that lad, your stories make me want a stripe 🤣🤣🤣 funny shouts them if you think about it watching a video on youtube next thing your mates on his way with a henry 🤣🤣🤣 sorry bro wasnt my intention 🤣🤣🤣🔥💯
@Vinnie_0151_ is right lad nice one for being a part if it there is new updates almost daily in the community section it's called posts on older channels ✌💯🔥
Perhaps that lad just took his car back with a spare key anyway all planned before he realised he only had crayons but he would of had to follow you though 🤔
@@davidjohn6598 that's what I mean he defo didn't follow though 🤣🤣 nowadays I would of just thought little rat had a tracker in the car off temu or something but not then 🤣🤣
I was in jail in salford (liverpool and surrounding prisons locked out/full) people say mancs an scousers dont get on and ive gobbed it over the footy for years so when they put me on a swet box to manchester my arse went 50p 20p but honestly got on fine ok clicked up with the scousers on the wing but it was ten to one an we all got on fine even bangin on the doors laughin at them on match days we were all in there all doing our time quite funny lads actually
if were savvy they would also have been thinking your either in wi a major firm or your simple and bcoz you have been bold nuff to do it and would probably have been thinking how many more o your krew are there bro eh
@ScouserStories I had something similar happen to me, apart from i was supposed to go and fight and lad i knew if i went i was coming back, need to stay on them toes pal 💯👊
I've had similar lad went for a one on one and ends up getting wild fire at me, they aimed away on purpose though could of easily got me and didnt, shit houses lad you pull something like that out you better use it 🤣🤣🤣
@ScouserStories yeah not good that is it pal 😂 I was getting took from salford to Liverpool to have that fight thats how i knew i was coming back straight setup haha, need to be a smart thinker
Keep em coming, best stories out there.
Lad this is a belter 🤣 only got onto your channel abar a week ago an av watched loads. Keep them comin fella! Belters all of them 👏👏🙌🙌👍🏻
Nice one mate appreciate that brother 💯🔥✌
‘Wakey wakey rise n shine it’s crayon time’ has me in tears 😂😂
Another cracking story. Keep it up mate 👌🏻
Absolutely brilliant, that’s taking graft to another level 😂
Lad dont ever run out of stories, even if it means u runnin round doin madness to make more of them😂😂 propa belters 👊👊
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classic story teller mate, ya can tell youd be good banter on a session, peace bro, respect from gateshead/newcastle keep it up channels smashing it!!!!
First vid of yours ive seen... Belter intro to the channel 👌🏻gonna binge a load of these stories before Tyson sparks Jake Paul.happy days
@Chris90-SS-moderator 👌🏻all notifications on 👍🏻
@Chris90-SS-moderatornice one la 🙏🏻you too mate 👊🏻👊🏻✌🏻
another belter lad heavy with a few funny moments and il probably have to rejoin the group when this new phone arrives bro the computer wants to link my phone so il be back in a few days 🔥🔥✌💯💯
‘Someone threw a stone at me’ 😂😂 lad no way he was believing that for a sec
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“Lemo lad” is now part of our stories along with “ Bah ba ba bah bah “ 😂
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Yes lad got a feeling this 1 guna b heavy as usual 🎉
It's already up been up all day lad✌🔥👊
Scouser in a 540 doing white and brown in salford 😂
Had to be eccles/irlam it's rife for it
Love these long videos bro nice listen on my drive home
i used to live right next to goodison park for a while a few year back now i miss the scouse sessions theyre belter hosts was like a compitition who could give me the most beak so i wasnt complaining haha they wer all sound atleast the group of mates i was there with where anyway, still good mates til this very day with most of them, and ya always meet a scouser on holidays or the maddest places and always in jail every time hahaha channels wicked mate keep it up mate! peace
@@davidbeattie-e7j I’ve always dreamed it’s all roses around there ,I am a blue tho🤷♂️🙏🏻✌️🙋🏼♂️
Lived im Salford and in manny my whole life. Scouse or not an out of towner grafting round here is dangerous as fuck
Exactly lad 🤣
They all smile in your face like youre all safe and they plot behind ya back. Its always someone you think is sound who comes for you
Same all over that Lad 🤣🤣
Aww thank you for making me almost break a rib with laughter. I've only just found your channel and love your videos. Reminds me of the shit I use to get upto. Not as mad as you tho. Keep up the great videos
@@duanemanning1328 hahaha enjoy lad welcome to the channel brother 👊🔥💯
The junkball went over the balcony, I dont know how
he just did, , 😂
@@johnzero8923 🤣
Yes brother been gone for a while but come back to this absolute banger, is right lad haha funny this one. Lemo on smoke wid u through it 🤣🤣
@@Jayo04u its friday he gets a quarter duck from the chippy on a friday havent seen him once since hes akip somewhere 🤣🤣🤣
@ lad I’m going through the same shit with rs fuckin nightmare rnt they give me a dog any day 🤣🤣
Hahahaha lad I call my little fucker Jon lad Jon the cat
@@jamesmurphy5195 🤣🤣
Sounds like the film “Shooters” did they have a jarg Bentley? 🤣 Lovin the long video, few more of them brother! 🔥👊🏼👍🏼
Sounds absolutley nothing like it 😂 wheres the money fir the 6 halfs john 😂😂😂😂
“It’s you that owes me the fckn money” 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼
@jbird4627 🤣🤣🤣
"You're a gangster, Des"
'Am not. Am norra gangster'
"How did you kill him?"
'Ma, I shot him!'
"OH MY GOD! You got guns??"
'No'
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@ 😂😂😂
As if your catz called Lemo😂😂
Have ya got one called Nasty or flake😂
Paul has been gone nearly 10 years hasn't he?
The cat it is lad not a dog 🤣🤣✌🔥
can imagine u shouting cat in street n cops go past lol
Yes brother another belter 💯❤️🔥
@ yes brother I’m good just had bit running around to do I be bak on later brother hope u good 💯❤️
Yes mate another beauty 🔥👍
Hahaha my pocket bully has been called stripe by my.kid.... same prob as lemo... Stripe is feral like an alligator too 🤣 the channels top lad!!
What a belter. Glad I never went down that road it’s fucking ruthless. Lemo is the main man in your gaff lad. Got you on a string. Big up Lemo 🤣
Proper lad 🤣🤣
Lemo the cat😂😂 belter
That was a absolute belter
Best one yet my lad 👊🏻
@@smokingjoe9652 thanks lad 👊 shout to the Bradford Division 💯✌
Love this ,I'm going to listen to it again on way up your way, going to be watching the fight tonight with a bunch of mad Scousers probably Defo one mad bastard anyway,can't wait!!!! Whos out and about tonight then, let's have it!!!!! Might takes some balls with me and start a line ,what do you reckon Scouse am I in with a chance lol x
I don't what you mean 🤣🤣
@@ScouserStories Omerta lol say nothing my bro!!!! Where's good in town bro
@simonostinelli187 depends what your into lad
Mornin Scouse and Lemo 🐈⬛ wee tinker getting in on the story again 😃
Hiya Troops wishing yous all a brilliant weekend 🙏 💯 🎼✌️❤️
Thank you, right back at ye Chris 🙏❤💯
@@mol588 Back at ya Mol.. nice to be nice.. all brothers an sis’s on here is all I’ve ever know🤷♂️👌🙏🏻✌️🙋🏼♂️luv the wishin brill weekend 👌
Lad your cats called Lemo?!🤣 🤣🤣🤣 funny that yno kid 😂
@@ToffeeL10 lad I named him 2 weeks before I ever seen him, he turned up a black cat with a white stripe from.his nostril to his cheek, no shit lad loads here have seen him, it's like he was made for the name 🤣🤣🤣
It was an entertaining story anyway but hearing a *edited* get terrored by a cat had me howling every time. 😂
@Stevo_UA-cam all stores are "fictional" 🚔👀🚔 no Edited here lad ✌
@ScouserStories sorry lad, 'crayon distributor'.
@@Stevo_UA-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliantly said lad... I wasn't expecting that.... funny reply that mate 🤣🤣🤣✌💯🔥
Wakey wakey rise and shine it’s crayon time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Where's he gone... who? lol. Your content is class and needs to be a movie.
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If she gets in the way she's gonna have to go sit in the living room or something 😂😂 brilliant
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@@ScouserStories I know bro but probs he gaff and telling her get in the living room done me 😂😂
Have you called ya dog Lemo?😂😂😂
@@phily8716 the cat lad 🤣
@ScouserStories ahaha yeah clicked on half way through. At least you don't have to call it outside la😂
Hahhahaha called his dog lemo -I’m dead
@@adgeyuk9803 Cat Bro ..👌
Yes lad..another brahma of a story..and shout out to the Manny division..I met some boss Manny lads in Strangeways from Wythenshawe and Hulme and Beswick 👊 all good lads showed me and about 8 other Brummies who landed up there on a lock out love..even if that J wing induction is proper nasty..I landed on I wing which was detox and proper cushty lad..as far as jail goes it was boss..some of the best bird I've done up there 😂😂
Alright mate love the hard and heavy stories was going to comment the other day,I noticed that youse boys from Liverpool and us up here in Scotland that's what we say a lot to sound and mate,was laughing to when you said they called it ching that's what everyone used to call it up here years ago before it just changed to white,btw good luck with the merch n that had wee look there's some minted stuff the lemo the cat cushion was minted 👍
@@jtad2515 nice one lad appreciate that brother 💯✌🏴
Wakey wakey rise and shine it’s crayon time ahahahahahahahahahahahsha the heaviest that yeno
Tickled me this has 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As soon as you mentioned the Camel Herds i knew 😂
Your found off these craines ma man 🤜🤛🏴🏴
Lad what a channel 😂😂 LEMO!! LAD AHAHAHAH funny man
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Aw your are some man class as usual Scouse lad 🔥🔥🔥💯
Come on bro best way to get the morning started
Heavy lad just proper heavy 🤣🔥
The driver ya no lol good storie lad
Outwith those from Liverpool I'd say most people will struggle to comprehend this.... Even if I listen very intently..... Isn't it peculiar how a few miles of separation the language and accent completely changes.
I wonder if it is the same in all countries? 🤔
Every country has different dailog depending wete they come from
I can understand everything but I speak to scousers every day I’m from Warrington so inbetween manny & Liverpool
The interruptions to shout at the cat fucking crack me up 😂😂😂
Gotta say, although you got a strong accent and talk fast, your stories are funny, bro.
If i get involved in certain food sales where i am (S.west England) Im gonna get in with a firm who backs me up,, then go bang it out for a year or so. Smalll towns are shocking with stome usage, and clean up. 12 months out.
Down here we've got loads of hairdressers, laundrettes cafes etc which are blatant fronts for laundry.
Lemo sounds like a wild dog 😅
Yeah proper feral worse cat ever 🤣🤣
Scouse if it's any consolation my cats the same she's a ginger female one of the worst type you can get right f bitch she is
I just got a warning for saying the F word 😮😮
Lad hes a kitten like 16 weeks old worse cat ever 🤣🤣
The crayon text msg😅😅😅
@@TG-oo9se funny one that soons he said it i thought shit i was actually thinking that last night 🤣🤣🤣
Hit of your Havey soildger ma man 🤜🤛💥💯🏴🏴
Gave him flying lessings haha mate
Friday antics 😂😂😂😂. LLLLLEEEEEMMMMOOOO LAD😂😂
Hit the LIKE button and SHARE and SUBSCRIBE it greatly helps the channel YNWA
@Chris90-SS-moderator :)
Ya said recently, it's all fiction, ya rite😄
Says iit on every video section every about section and every other section and has done all along, so of course I'm right ot why would I say it 👍 theres not one person on here who will say the are real ..... not one ✌💯👍 ssk them 👀
@@ScouserStories lad, these scouse stories are way to authentic for them to be fiction, but carry on, great channel😁
@@SoulOnTopJB like I said lad they are all fiction ✌🔥🔥💯
@@SoulOnTopJB it’s all an hilarious Dream bro,I just can’t wake up 😆😂🫣🤣
Yes lad morning !
Only jsut listened to this fully soon as u said about the high rise i just knew 🤣🤣... pictured a punny in the wind like an empty pack of crisp, advert on the videos only a accident claim solicitors aswell hahahah
Was it yeah self inflicted lad I didnt touch him 🤣🤣🤣
@@ScouserStories fight or flight and he thought he was a boeing 🤣🤣🤣
@@az6031 🤣🤣🤣
good start to the day.
This channel is brilliant love listening to the stories brilliant ❤
Nice one appreciate that 👊🔥🔥✌
@ 👍👍🌹🌹
keep smashing it scouse laa
Great stories mate😂
Belter missed the last few videos been off UA-cam from couple weeks
Ffs lad these stories give me serious anxiety 😂😂😂😂😂
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@@ScouserStoriesalso…. Cats own humans not the other way round. Lemo is the boss 😂
@Ianwright7919 1 million percent to him I'm.just his employee lad who he thinks he can terror, worse cat ever lad 🤣🤣
@ haha mine are 18 and 8 and they rule the roost. Even the dogs scared of them
Cats are to clever for dogs lad 🤣🤣
...do many people bring the bottles back for refunds ? (Think about that one 😂)
You are bang on you lad the lemo man 🤣🤣
Alright 👍 😂😂😂
@@GaryOrmond 🤣🤣🤣
my bro was in with them 90s big cash millions ,bad men dont mess about end up bring peace's bk was 17
😂😂 class these man
@@ALTHAMRD nice one mate glad you like them 💯✌✌
I'm off to many to sell my wares, watch lad me and lemo the cat will take them all on... Gangsters for life t shirts the lot 😂
I like to listen to dese b4 i go to sleep
You and lemo arguing 😂😂😂😂
He argues back 😂
You should get sponsored by Auto windscreens 😂Brilliant again .
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The slipper 😂😂😂😂😂
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@ how morals were beatn into us , my ma wore fkn clogs, 🥴
My mas slippers had GPS lad proper auto search and destroy, she would.lash one and no matter how much ground you made or how many corners you tuned it would.still get you in the head 🤣🤣
My ma's could go round corners too, ya just knew when she was bending down to take her alipper off it was time to go. @@ScouserStories
@@Mrfkdupthat's why the kids of today ain't got any respect (don't get me wrong some people may have gone too far with discipline) but done me no real harm
Bro u was planting seeds when you shouting Lemo crazy name for a dog it’s not a dog it’s a cat stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Vinnie_0151_ everyone says that lad, your stories make me want a stripe 🤣🤣🤣 funny shouts them if you think about it watching a video on youtube next thing your mates on his way with a henry 🤣🤣🤣 sorry bro wasnt my intention 🤣🤣🤣🔥💯
@@ScouserStories it’s all good brother writ me off that story bro
@@Vinnie_0151_ in a good way I hope lad ✌🔥💯👊
@@ScouserStories yeh man of course few edibles few joints in me bro I was crying laughing 😂
@Vinnie_0151_ is right lad nice one for being a part if it there is new updates almost daily in the community section it's called posts on older channels ✌💯🔥
Perhaps that lad just took his car back with a spare key anyway all planned before he realised he only had crayons but he would of had to follow you though 🤔
@@davidjohn6598 that's what I mean he defo didn't follow though 🤣🤣 nowadays I would of just thought little rat had a tracker in the car off temu or something but not then 🤣🤣
@ScouserStories 🤣🤣
my bro blag me to newekn up ur end was one experience 😅😅 pick up but wow
Dog called Lemo 😂😂😂😂
lemmos a cat lad 🤣
I was in jail in salford (liverpool and surrounding prisons locked out/full) people say mancs an scousers dont get on and ive gobbed it over the footy for years so when they put me on a swet box to manchester my arse went 50p 20p but honestly got on fine ok clicked up with the scousers on the wing but it was ten to one an we all got on fine even bangin on the doors laughin at them on match days we were all in there all doing our time quite funny lads actually
Morning scouse an lemo❤
My guy is funny 😂
we dont stand for it .thay just put it one way or not coming bk if ur lucky to go
You're hilarious 😂
Appreciate it 💯
Yes Scouse 👍🏽👍🏽🔥
Yes lad ✌
❤ Hit that like button for another absolute belter ❤ 👏 ❤
@Chris90-SS-moderator I am 💯👊 You keep doing what your doing I'm mega proud 👏 of you 👊💯
@Chris90-SS-moderator 💯♥️🙏
if were savvy they would also have been thinking your either in wi a major firm or your simple and bcoz you have been bold nuff to do it and would probably have been thinking how many more o your krew are there bro eh
I'm from salford you was deffo getting setup
Course I was lad no doubt in my mind at all 💯🔥
@ScouserStories I had something similar happen to me, apart from i was supposed to go and fight and lad i knew if i went i was coming back, need to stay on them toes pal 💯👊
I've had similar lad went for a one on one and ends up getting wild fire at me, they aimed away on purpose though could of easily got me and didnt, shit houses lad you pull something like that out you better use it 🤣🤣🤣
@ScouserStories yeah not good that is it pal 😂 I was getting took from salford to Liverpool to have that fight thats how i knew i was coming back straight setup haha, need to be a smart thinker
No honour amongst punters 😂😂😂😂😂
There loyal to the foil 😂😂
Wakey Wakey rise n shine..it’s crayon time
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Mate 😂😂😂😂 😂 magic.
six balls of crayons 🤣🤣you kill me bro ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raymondsweeney5410 boss that innit lad 🤣🤣
What a way to live .stress for breakfast ❤
Not arf I dobt suggest it 🤣
for one kid could been war ,he wants it bad
Lemmmooo lad lad 😂😂😂
Let’s goooo
Appreciate you 🙏
keep saying it ur laugh fuck me ,makes me laugh even dint no story
Mate everytime u shout at lemo I lol 😂😂😂
@@_zooted_89 lemmos a bell lad hes my boy but hes a tit 🤣🤣🤣
Its the same way in Dublin ye songd lad have sum good ones too don't think they are saying anything now I think so good story nice one brother ❤
Total entertainment
I didn't like her that much 😂🤣😭😭🤣
Fuckin class again lad
Now then the boys
ABSOLUTE BELTER 😂