Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?! Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place? *CLASH* Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO! Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?! Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi… Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”? Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo! Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN! Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~ Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR! *CLASH* Sareena: I want in too! Ashrah: feel free to join me! Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect? Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions! Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?! Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of- Geras: quiet, Sektor! Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god! Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!- *geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik* Geras: “immortal”, hmm? Havik: still… alive… Geras: damn it…
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!* Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP! Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~ Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing! Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion… Johnny Cage: you know… you should wear that sexy bunny outfit some of the fans made for you~ Sindel: I am… strangely intrigued~ *CLASH* Sektor: according to research, the bunny suit mod was created by- Sindel: not now, sektor~ the grownups are talking~ Jax Briggs: Johnny, don’t you dare- Johnny Cage: shh! It’s working! Liu Kang #1: was I brought into this timeline to be a walking punchline?… Liu Kang #2: … I’ll explain later. *CLASH* Shujinko #2: is this really the best example- Liu Kang #2: I’ll explain later. Liu Kang #1: what does “I’ll explain later” mean?! Shujinko #1: I’ll explain later! Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman! Smoke: what?! Why?! *CLASH* Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers! Goro: hi! I’m goro! Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?! Scorpion: oh crap- *smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage* Scorpion: was that really necessary? Smoke: yes! Yes it was! Peacemaker: so... you fuck butterflies? Omni-Man: i prefer thraxans myself. *CLASH* Janet Cage: and here i was thinking a male version of me was weird! Peacemaker: not now, janet! Tremor: seriously, you fuck butterflies? Omni-Man: so what if i do?! I'm fine- *peacemaker then performs his “pest extermination” fatality on omni-man* Janet Cage: aww! It's a boy! Peacemaker: i know it’s a boy! I just shot off his dick!
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book! Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?… General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you! *CLASH* Tremor: just take pity on him… Omni-Man: ugh… fine… General Shao: he’s all yours, goro! Goro: well… *goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man* Goro: the spark was gone… Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends! Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too! *CLASH* Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone! Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift! Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask! Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single- *raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2* Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE. Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT… Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?… Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao! *CLASH* Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage! Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage! Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT! Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY! Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~
If anyone's wondering I think Peacemaker got the weed brownies from the pandaverse as that timeline's quan Chi and shang tsung are weed dealers. Also I liked the video and can't wait for more as this is funny as shit.
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~ Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~ Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it! Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
I was thinking more along the lines of the 7 idiots dwarves, with Kung Lao, Reiko, maybe Goro, and Kenshi as the unfortunate responsible one that has to watch out for them all
Mileena: Aw shit! I must've fallen asleep with Tanya because of these evil brownies, This is so embarrassing! Kitana: Yeah, but someone tries to stop us from killing ourselves. *CLASH* Khameleon: About your mother's sofa. Kitana: Wait, it happened again? Kung Lao: Haha, you and Tanya are kinda cute- Mileena: If you say it out loud, I will break your damn neck! Kung Lao: Mileena, WTF-
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker! Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion! Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo… Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?! *CLASH* Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works? Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”? Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao? Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH! Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~ Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing… Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later. Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance! Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?… *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “performance”? Nitara: i dunno. Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke! Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn… *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara* Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act… Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!! Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan! *CLASH* Tremor: not the response I expected… Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?! Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir… Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble… Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND! Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later. Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?! Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us! *CLASH* Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women. Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad! Sub Zero: I don’t even have words… Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?! Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later. Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Peacemaker: Hot Damn! Where did you get this scar? Kuai Liang: Uhhhh.... Well, about that. *CLASH* Peacemaker: Woah! Sektor: According to my data bases. His battle scar is a canon event. Peacemaker: FAWK!!!! C'mon, man! Kano: Where did you get that scar, mate? Kuai Liang: You know.... *Scorpion VS Sub Zero Flashback* Kano: Oh, that's right. Your brother.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed. Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!* Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two? Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas… Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way! General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?! Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao… *CLASH* Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I- General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!! Shujinko: what is a- Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO! *geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao* Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy! Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?! Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that. Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~ *CLASH* Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it! Ashrah: send them to me later~ Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so- Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR! Kenshi: standing here… I realize… General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history! *CLASH* Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong… Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree- General Shao: that violence breeds violence! Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis. Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~ Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!* *CLASH* Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex! Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks! Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~ General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!* Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day! Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
It's nice that Geras is getting a replacement, but I still think there are plenty of other options for rising the dead in Mortal kombat (Unless there is a reason why time travel specifically)
I mean....Yea I gotta hand it to Peacemaker, his idea makes the most sense and given how the last two parties went this one was easily one of the better ones hands down.
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is? Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is! *CLASH* Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED. Havik: uh… Sektor? Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs! Nitara: ugh! Useless robot! Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you! Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~ Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor! Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
JCVD Johnny Cage: Dimitri Is Yours Right Now While Kurtis Is Mine. Kenshi Takahashi: Sure That Sounds Like A Great Idea Cage. CLASH Kurtis Stryker: Wait You Choose That DJ Guy Rather Than Me. Kenshi Takahashi: Yeah You're Still Very Annoying Kurtis Unlke Him. Kurtis Stryker: Oh Come On!!! Dimitri Vegas Sub-Zero: Is This Gonna Be Awesome Cage. JCVD Johnny Cage: Yep And Help Kenshi To Clean Cage's Mansion Okay. Dimitri Vegas Sub-Zero: Yeah That Sounds Great Idea Woo Hoo!!
There is no music because this video is intended for people who is reacting to this, and people who react to this video with the music in the background they will get copyrighted
Peacemaker: She hasn't realized yet, but it's only the amount of time before she-
Sindel:*insert sonic scream*
Peacemaker: Nevermind she realized.
😂😂😂😂😂 Liu Kang is done for....
Looks like Peacemaker did his job successful.
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?!
Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place?
*CLASH*
Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO!
Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?!
Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi…
Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER!
Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?!
Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~
Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!*
Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all!
*CLASH*
Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink!
Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?!
Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again?
Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~
Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!
*CLASH*
Sareena: I want in too!
Ashrah: feel free to join me!
Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect?
Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions!
Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?!
Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of-
Geras: quiet, Sektor!
Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god!
Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!-
*geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik*
Geras: “immortal”, hmm?
Havik: still… alive…
Geras: damn it…
Bro these are really good
You always come up with the best ones.
The "Silver Linings." It's right goddamn there 💀
that's actually pretty good
That's great!
This AI intro episode *really* made me wheeze…probably ever since the Christmas one. 😂
Peacemaker brought “Brownies” to the party, that’s wild
Geras killing his boss over being overworked got me. Can’t wait to see how that affects the future
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
If Geras is teaching Johnny to use time manipulation, maybe Johnny will use his new abilities to revive Li Mei
Yes
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now…
Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind…
*CLASH*
Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~
Scorpion: quiet, sonya!
Sareena: um… can I get some too?
Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Johnny Cage: you know… you should wear that sexy bunny outfit some of the fans made for you~
Sindel: I am… strangely intrigued~
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to research, the bunny suit mod was created by-
Sindel: not now, sektor~ the grownups are talking~
Jax Briggs: Johnny, don’t you dare-
Johnny Cage: shh! It’s working!
Liu Kang #1: was I brought into this timeline to be a walking punchline?…
Liu Kang #2: … I’ll explain later.
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: is this really the best example-
Liu Kang #2: I’ll explain later.
Liu Kang #1: what does “I’ll explain later” mean?!
Shujinko #1: I’ll explain later!
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman!
Smoke: what?! Why?!
*CLASH*
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers!
Goro: hi! I’m goro!
Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?!
Scorpion: oh crap-
*smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage*
Scorpion: was that really necessary?
Smoke: yes! Yes it was!
Peacemaker: so... you fuck butterflies?
Omni-Man: i prefer thraxans myself.
*CLASH*
Janet Cage: and here i was thinking a male version of me was weird!
Peacemaker: not now, janet!
Tremor: seriously, you fuck butterflies?
Omni-Man: so what if i do?! I'm fine-
*peacemaker then performs his “pest extermination” fatality on omni-man*
Janet Cage: aww! It's a boy!
Peacemaker: i know it’s a boy! I just shot off his dick!
Can you translate what Smoke said?
The way Scorpion laughs is so comedy. 😂
The evening map is feeling like an ambience loop. 😇
10:18 to 10:36 is so goddamn funny
“You wanna call us the S.U.C.K.?!”💀💀💀
“How about the silver league of unstoppable talent”
“Oh great, we’ll be the S.L.U.T’s.”
@@francorodriguez-vr8ri”Well, you come up with one!”
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?…
General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you!
*CLASH*
Tremor: just take pity on him…
Omni-Man: ugh… fine…
General Shao: he’s all yours, goro!
Goro: well…
*goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man*
Goro: the spark was gone…
Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends!
Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone!
Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift!
Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask!
Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single-
*raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2*
Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE.
Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT…
Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?…
Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao!
*CLASH*
Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage!
Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage!
Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT!
Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY!
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi!
Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC!
*CLASH*
Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete.
Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either!
Khameleon: you won’t get away with this!
Quan Chi: we already have~
"Thank you Sonya, that is good to know."
I died, holy f*ck.
If anyone's wondering I think Peacemaker got the weed brownies from the pandaverse as that timeline's quan Chi and shang tsung are weed dealers. Also I liked the video and can't wait for more as this is funny as shit.
10:24 the only word that human struggle to pronounce
That, was actually really smart of Peacemaker
"Nevermind she realised it.." 😂
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
Peacemaker, Stryker, and Johnny are now the 3 stooges
I was thinking more along the lines of the 7 idiots dwarves, with Kung Lao, Reiko, maybe Goro, and Kenshi as the unfortunate responsible one that has to watch out for them all
Mileena: Aw shit! I must've fallen asleep with Tanya because of these evil brownies, This is so embarrassing!
Kitana: Yeah, but someone tries to stop us from killing ourselves.
*CLASH*
Khameleon: About your mother's sofa.
Kitana: Wait, it happened again?
Kung Lao: Haha, you and Tanya are kinda cute-
Mileena: If you say it out loud, I will break your damn neck!
Kung Lao: Mileena, WTF-
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo…
Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?!
*CLASH*
Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works?
Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”?
Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao?
Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Hey guys, do you think I should start posting intros here again?
You made a lot of clever ones so, give it a try!
Go ahead.
Sure, why not
Please
Did anyone else think that Kuai Liang saying "spiny spiny spiny" was oddly cute
He reminded me of Knuckles for some reason…
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
Nitara: i dunno.
Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
*omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!!
Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan!
*CLASH*
Tremor: not the response I expected…
Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?!
Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir…
Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?!
Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women.
Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad!
Sub Zero: I don’t even have words…
Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?!
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Considering how easily Geras BODIED Liu at the end, I think bro just wanted to be a servant to Kronica for all those eons💀
1:47 Noob Saibot In MK1! Yay!
Peacemaker: Hot Damn! Where did you get this scar?
Kuai Liang: Uhhhh.... Well, about that.
*CLASH*
Peacemaker: Woah!
Sektor: According to my data bases. His battle scar is a canon event.
Peacemaker: FAWK!!!! C'mon, man!
Kano: Where did you get that scar, mate?
Kuai Liang: You know....
*Scorpion VS Sub Zero Flashback*
Kano: Oh, that's right. Your brother.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
W MK1 AI video!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?!
Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao…
*CLASH*
Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I-
General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!!
Shujinko: what is a-
Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO!
*geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao*
Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that.
Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~
*CLASH*
Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it!
Ashrah: send them to me later~
Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so-
Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR!
Kenshi: standing here… I realize…
General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong…
Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree-
General Shao: that violence breeds violence!
Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Where’s the music?
1:00 Geras had me rolling
Nice.
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~
Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex!
Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks!
Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Please the first one
5:17 or maybe it is side effect of brownies that peacemaker bring. And he is not stupid!
0:13 not suprised
B 5:54 BRO STONED SHANG TSUNG IS FUNNY ASFFFF
It's nice that Geras is getting a replacement, but I still think there are plenty of other options for rising the dead in Mortal kombat
(Unless there is a reason why time travel specifically)
I mean....Yea I gotta hand it to Peacemaker, his idea makes the most sense and given how the last two parties went this one was easily one of the better ones hands down.
Happy April Fools Day
At least Peacemaker is living up to his name
Platinum Spartans. I’ve got more of you need suggestions Oddgiant
Looks like everyone maybe even sub zero is back at it
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is?
Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED.
Havik: uh… Sektor?
Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs!
Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
When you’re using elevenlabs, how do you get the voices to yell or be very emotional?
That chest on the thumbnail needs to stay away from me 💀
Ahh, censored. I get it now
I for one agree with our overlord John Crate.
It would be an honor to be part of the S.U.C.K.
What's the difference between the original and reactor's version?
4:56 Khrome reference?
The worcgetstiwhsjs sauce one is my friend group summarized
Can we see kitana and radin do the thing
JCVD Johnny Cage: Dimitri Is Yours Right Now While Kurtis Is Mine.
Kenshi Takahashi: Sure That Sounds Like A Great Idea Cage.
CLASH
Kurtis Stryker: Wait You Choose That DJ Guy Rather Than Me.
Kenshi Takahashi: Yeah You're Still Very Annoying Kurtis Unlke Him.
Kurtis Stryker: Oh Come On!!!
Dimitri Vegas Sub-Zero: Is This Gonna Be Awesome Cage.
JCVD Johnny Cage: Yep And Help Kenshi To Clean Cage's Mansion Okay.
Dimitri Vegas Sub-Zero: Yeah That Sounds Great Idea Woo Hoo!!
13:19 i want that as sound effect.
HELPPP REIKO ASKING IF HE'S A MALE LESBIAN IS SO FUNNY OHMYGOD
What the difference between this and the original video i see oh its an april fools joke! Lol
Isn’t Johnny supposed to like Sonya
4:44
4:50
No, it’s pronounced worcestshire sauce
Worcessstttire sauce?
Worcheehehecheeecheechee
Wash your sister sire sauce 😂
Raiden is the only leader
I don't hear any music
There is no music because this video is intended for people who is reacting to this, and people who react to this video with the music in the background they will get copyrighted
@OddgiantAF I got a few ideas for intros!