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  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +221

    I'm looking forward to 50 years in the future, when a guy on a green sofa reviews the Ashens figure trying to figure out where it comes from.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 2 роки тому +15

      Green? That's some kind of furniture heresy I'm sure of it.

    • @Boogie_the_cat
      @Boogie_the_cat Рік тому +2

      You underestimate the future penetration value of Ashens figures.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Рік тому +1

      Gee he would probably just turn on UA-cam and be like oh it's this guy Ashens

    • @haunting2234
      @haunting2234 8 днів тому

      fr

  • @snibborg12
    @snibborg12 3 роки тому +98

    The amount of knowledge he has of random cartoons is amazing.

  • @mrtoyreviewman
    @mrtoyreviewman 3 роки тому +234

    There is something sad about having Ashens say Robocop so many times, and then not getting the legendary Robocop song.

    • @torquetheprisoner
      @torquetheprisoner 3 роки тому +48

      hee iss a roobot heee is a cop he is a robot cop

    • @iimMrBrightside
      @iimMrBrightside 3 роки тому +15

      Even when I just hear it in the film, I can still hear the words now...

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 роки тому +28

      He is a robot he is a cop he is a Robocop they kicked his head in now he is dead and now he's a Robocop!

  • @andreluizsaleroandrade6484
    @andreluizsaleroandrade6484 3 роки тому +221

    It's Kevin Levin from Ben Ten Alien Force! I watched the hell out of it when I was a kid. Nice seeing something from my childhood in this show, it was kinda surprising

    • @dirtycrimeboi6178
      @dirtycrimeboi6178 3 роки тому +14

      I grew up with ben 10. I loved it up until omniverse.

    • @Hotlog69
      @Hotlog69 3 роки тому +52

      26:50 That's you!

    • @satanael_el
      @satanael_el 3 роки тому +3

      Assiste a porra do video ate o final

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 роки тому +19

      welp, Ashens was right 😂

    • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
      @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 роки тому +5

      Probably the last decent Ben 10 property released, to be fair.

  • @AFnord
    @AFnord 3 роки тому +261

    Pointless Transformers pretenders facts: In the comics when they introduced the pretenders the Autobots stole the pretender technology from the Decepticons, then made their own versions that were human looking and somehow managed to fool the Decepticons into thinking that they were just gigantic humans (because these were still Transformers-sized).

    • @breakingbasha
      @breakingbasha 3 роки тому +8

      pretenders only seem to work in Victory as they are supposed to

    • @CaptainZaimon
      @CaptainZaimon 3 роки тому +21

      At least the anime version explained it better, since the evil Pretenders were ancient and their existence was what inspired Greek myths and such

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 3 роки тому +2

      I think ashens did a video on them

    • @VinceR3000
      @VinceR3000 3 роки тому +11

      Pretenders, less than meets the eye.

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +2

      Gay pride bruh

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 роки тому +100

    Interesting thing about Captain Simian. You can almost compare each main character to a corresponding crew member in the show Firefly, and Simian himself looks a LOT like Malcolm Reynolds!

    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates 3 роки тому +10

      He's also played by Garibaldi from Babylon 5 :D just took a break from the Captain Simian figure to watch the two part series opener.

    • @LCFC81
      @LCFC81 3 роки тому +2

      So they ripped that off as well as Bravestarr and Galaxy Rangers.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 3 роки тому +1

      @@LCFC81 And Outlaw Star.

    • @ericmurotake5180
      @ericmurotake5180 3 роки тому +2

      @@LCFC81 I mean, to be fair, a lot of shows did that stuff. They saw what worked, and they ran with it

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 2 роки тому +1

      Fun fact: I actually spotted a Captain Simian figure in my local charity shop a few days ago.

  • @erikbaars2231
    @erikbaars2231 3 роки тому +91

    Modo's (The biker mice from mars figure) antenna is retractable, so he could wear his helmet.

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +6

      Makes sense

    • @animematt99
      @animematt99 3 роки тому +2

      He definitely didnt have that weird pink camo in the show.

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 3 роки тому +1

      I had a toy figure of Vinnie and his motorcycle as a kid and it also had the retractable antennae for his helmet too. Ah, wish I still had it.

    • @mushycookies6470
      @mushycookies6470 3 роки тому +2

      Biker Mice from Mars > Extreme Dinosaurs > TMNT

    • @TheJolle
      @TheJolle 2 роки тому

      I was about to make the same comment

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 3 роки тому +54

    These are the very specific ashens videos I could watch forever

    • @TheToyBoy1978
      @TheToyBoy1978 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, this is the content that i signed up for!

  • @CyberMetalOverlord
    @CyberMetalOverlord 3 роки тому +94

    We all love that scene in T2 where Robert Patrick's ass flies off and he shoots missiles out of it, best part of that film.

    • @jamiearnold1711
      @jamiearnold1711 3 роки тому

      Wasn't that a scene in John Wick?

    • @Jakek200
      @Jakek200 3 роки тому +6

      What's even funnier is the T1000 is incapable of creating and firing rockets like that since in the film it was stated it could only create simple weapons like knives/swords. (Unless it somehow stored the Rockets inside its body)

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 3 роки тому

      @@Jakek200 I think later canon added the ability to store components like explosives etc. I think it was battle across time that included the detail by basically say the t-1 million (basically liquid metal tanks) could do it and by extension the t-1000 can.

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 2 роки тому +12

      The really weird part is that scene wasn’t planned. Robert Patrick just did that while they were filming and the decided to keep it in

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 роки тому +3

      @@Jakek200 See, I've never understood why the T1000 can't do moving parts. It's a ROBOT, it's already made of moving parts!

  • @omisan771
    @omisan771 3 роки тому +56

    Why didn't 80s GI Joe articulations become the norm for all action figures? Even as a kid that bugged me. I couldn't do anything with my Star Wars He-Man and later TMNT figures. Only GI Joes were actually "playable".

    • @emerje0
      @emerje0 3 роки тому +16

      Because it was actually very expensive to produce, but since Hasbro didn't have to pay a license fee (unlike Star Wars) they could get away with putting that money back into the figures and sold a ton of them to justify it. Lanard could do basically the same style figures because they used cheaper plastic and thinner paint (it rubbed off way easier than on Joes) to bring the costs down.

    • @davidpyott3710
      @davidpyott3710 11 місяців тому

      The articulation on TMNT was awful and the bent knees
      Shredder who was awesome in the cartoon looked terrible as action figures

  • @jeff-gl1yx
    @jeff-gl1yx 3 роки тому +40

    Amazing how ashens has been a part of my life since I was 13, he's been part of some of the most major parts of my life. Seeing as I'm 21 now turning 22, I think it's kinda neat.

    • @DeltaOps3
      @DeltaOps3 3 роки тому +1

      what a sad thing to think about. all I remember is binge watching his countless knock off Iphone reviews in like 2013 with all my teenage depression

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 3 роки тому +1

      YT seems to have auto removed my comment,
      But I've been watching him for a while as well, started watching around 2010 with his fake iPhone 4 review since my dumb 12 year old self wanted one, been watching ever since 😅

    • @gamwisesamgee7400
      @gamwisesamgee7400 3 роки тому

      His videos never failed to make me laugh out loud.

  • @paulwalker4195
    @paulwalker4195 3 роки тому +7

    This has made me happier than a great number of things, of late. Cheers, Ashens. Also, having your own action figure is an absolute life goal!

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence 3 роки тому +8

    IIRC, Shredder was in that pose because they (Playmates’ designers) wanted to put him in some kind of pose like he was doing some sort of mystical ninja art. It… obviously didn’t work really well… It was on the Netflix series “The Toys That Made Us” (awesome series btw, definitely recommend if you grew up with any of the toys featured).
    /darn you releasing a new video when I have to sleep so I can drive to Seattle in the morning!

  • @docsigma
    @docsigma 3 роки тому +161

    “Deputy Fuzz” sounds like a name Stuart would make up for a bit

    • @willparry
      @willparry 3 роки тому +16

      It sounds like the sequel to "Hot Fuzz", starring Mr. Ashen himself.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 роки тому +8

      Or an ‘adult’ film from the 70’s.

    • @Jamal_Tyrone
      @Jamal_Tyrone 3 роки тому +8

      Deputy Fuzz AKA Boogie2988

    • @elizabethkizzar5489
      @elizabethkizzar5489 3 роки тому +1

      Deputy Fuzz actually had a bad guy cousin named Skuzz. Skuzz was part of the Tex Hex gang.

    • @loneshewolf74
      @loneshewolf74 3 роки тому +2

      @@elizabethkizzar5489 I remember. In the cartoon Skuzz had a terrible addiction to smoking cigars and couldn't say a complete sentence without having a coughing fit, and even the other bad guys would complain about it. Fuzz once even tried to arrest Skuzz just for having the worst cigar breath he had ever smelled. But Bravestarr made Fuzz let Skuzz go because smoking wasn't illegal. So what about all the crimes he had really committed? Oh well.

  • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
    @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 роки тому +78

    5:46 Holy shit, that's Bomb-Burst, from, indeed Transformers. From the later stage of the G1 toyline, I believe is when the Pretenders showed up, and yeah, his inner robot was a spindly little shit who transformed into a pitiful excuse for a hovercraft thing. But his name in Japan is Blood, so that's cool, I guess.

    • @XCATX25
      @XCATX25 3 роки тому +5

      Ye it's Blood for me lol, since I grew with Masterforce

    • @Takeshi357
      @Takeshi357 3 роки тому +7

      I think the Pretenders were supposed to blend in with your other action figures like Thundercats and MOTU but that idea is lost when collectors just display them with other Transformers where they stick out like a sore thumb, and it's not an idea that really translates will into fiction which is what people also get overly hung onto.
      The inner robots were pretty naff though since they all had more or less the same silhouette which severely limited what they could actually transform into, but the ones from year later were a bit better I think.

    • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
      @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 роки тому +2

      I mean, at least some of the characters are dope as fuck and have been brought over into modern lines. Bludgeon and Thunderwing are perfect examples.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 3 роки тому +2

      @@Takeshi357 Ironically I think they did manage to reuse the ideas they were trying to use to make the pretenders work in fiction with Holomatter Avatars and pull it off, but then went on to basically not make toys out of those, which is a shame. Still making pretender toys though...

    • @alexleake3491
      @alexleake3491 8 місяців тому

      ​@RAFMnBgaming funny to think how pretenders are a footnote in transformers history but both holomatter avatars and organic alt modes of the maximals and predacons are both the logical results of it

  • @loonifer888
    @loonifer888 3 роки тому +33

    That minotaur was Mighty Minotaur from episode 3 of MMPR, "Teamwork". He beat the rangers up until they got their individual weapons for the first time, and then they quickly dispatched him.

    • @Meximagician
      @Meximagician 3 роки тому +7

      He's also the first enemy in the SEGA Genesis/Mega Drive 1v1 fighting game.
      Didn't recognize him without his club and fire breath.

    • @TORQUENDB
      @TORQUENDB 3 роки тому

      @@Meximagician That's such a terrible game. But I still played it over and over because I was a Power Rangers obsessed 5 year old and therefore it had to be good. Think it was my third video game ever after Sonic 2 and Jurassic Park

    • @muthesquirrel
      @muthesquirrel 2 роки тому

      I owned that toy as a kid.

  • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
    @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 роки тому +6

    I think these are probably my favorite Ashens videos by far. I fucking love looking at weird ass action figures from yesteryear.

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 3 роки тому +84

    Why is Shredder's head so massive? They kind of took the size of the helmet into account then painted it so that it looks like the helmet is FUSED WITH HIS SKIN!

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 3 роки тому +13

      It's based on early comic book artwork as that's all they had to go on at the time, Playmates were winging it with that first wave.

    • @MrJimStarE4
      @MrJimStarE4 3 роки тому +12

      So glad you noticed that they put eyebrows on the helmet and painted it skin tone so now he’s got some cave man face thing going on

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 роки тому +4

      wtf is wrong with you?!
      MY helmet is fused with MY skin - since birth!
      Speaking of babies, it helps me make em.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому +1

      @@symbiote1982pk The guy who created Masters Of The Universe helped with the original Ninja Turtles toyline.

  • @JCBaggee
    @JCBaggee 3 роки тому +151

    I suspect Shredder is squatting because if his legs were stretched out, he'd be twice as tall as the Turtles figures.

    • @CaesarBest
      @CaesarBest 3 роки тому +10

      That would've been awesome imho

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 3 роки тому +12

      And that literally how he should have been. Not like he's about to shit himself, arm bent towards his stomach and he's trying to keep it in. Aside from the fact that in his shitting himself position he was garbage to try and stand up.

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 3 роки тому +21

      He fits well on the old Real Ghostbusters haunted toilet figure

    • @ninjanicktf9768
      @ninjanicktf9768 3 роки тому +4

      According to The Toys That Made Us episode on the turtles that was the exact reason

  • @beehambonio3378
    @beehambonio3378 3 роки тому +133

    Shredder has fallen on hard times and is now in a Netflix adaptation of Magic Mike.

    • @Lucien86
      @Lucien86 3 роки тому +2

      Something really strange happening on this video. Hundreds of posts in only a few hours and seem to be at least partial copies of other posts.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lucien86 it's bots copying comments

    • @Lucien86
      @Lucien86 3 роки тому +1

      @@spicybeantofu ​ I realize that. When I looked through the comments a lot of posts got the same spam at the same time.
      The strange thing though was that the first one I read actually seemed to answer a question quite sensibly. Spooky!!
      [humour] 🕸🕸🕸👻🕸🕷🕸 :D

    • @beehambonio3378
      @beehambonio3378 3 роки тому

      She's a bot girl, she's a bot, she's a bot bot girl.

  • @BrappyHour
    @BrappyHour 3 роки тому +107

    They made Shredder in that pose so that he would fit in the same packaging as the turtles.
    He was too tall when they originally designed him.

    • @Paladinsabre
      @Paladinsabre 3 роки тому +24

      With the pose I can only think this is poledancing Shredder, when he gave up on the turtles and just really needed some money

    • @MrTheMighty
      @MrTheMighty 3 роки тому +5

      I always hated that figure due to the pose. Nice to know there was a real-world reason for it!

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому

      I have his rerelease from the figure 6-pack released in August.

    • @pandora8610
      @pandora8610 3 роки тому +5

      Actually, it's to (badly) mimic a pose from one of the most famous illustrations in the original comic. If packaging were the issue, they would have redesigned the packaging, which is trivially easy compared to resculpting a figure.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому

      @@pandora8610 I didn't give him the sword he came with, I gave him one of the other weapons from the tree.

  • @SchadeTree
    @SchadeTree 3 роки тому +498

    The real nostalgia from this video is Ashen's camera battery running out mid-recording.

    • @MichaelEnsly
      @MichaelEnsly 3 роки тому +20

      Also bringing up the pronunciation of "minotaur". I swear he said the same thing in another video.

    • @viagragaming2259
      @viagragaming2259 3 роки тому +3

      Also brown couch obviously 😀

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому +8

      Did his hair finally grow back or is he just bald forever like Doug Walker?

    • @jubbie1122
      @jubbie1122 3 роки тому +1

      that and seeing that *t-1000* figure again! unexpected blast to the past right there

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 роки тому +1

      @@jubbie1122 You mean a blast from the past.

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +27

    VR troopers was basically two different Tokusatsu shows mushed into one thing

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 3 роки тому

      Wasn’t Kamen Rider featured in it too?

    • @goldgodryukendo913x
      @goldgodryukendo913x 3 роки тому +2

      three.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 3 роки тому

      @@mycazglinski2302 I don't know, but Kamen Rider was localized in the US as Masked Rider.

    • @FIXTREME
      @FIXTREME 3 роки тому +1

      @@mycazglinski2302 No, but Shaider was

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 3 роки тому

      @@KasumiKenshirou I do vaguely remember that.

  • @mollypatton5316
    @mollypatton5316 3 роки тому +7

    Chuck Simian. Loved that show. Really really recommend it. It riffs on so many sci-fi tropes of the day and holds up decently well for me.

  • @michaelcorbin8413
    @michaelcorbin8413 3 роки тому +18

    Growing up as a rumbustious Hasidic youth in the 80s I have fond memories of acting out many, many of stories found in the Five Books of Moses with a good percentage of the figures you showcased in the lead roles.
    Thank you for highlighting such classic Yiddish action figures. You are one of the best Jewish content providers on UA-cam

  • @joestevens2776
    @joestevens2776 3 роки тому +3

    Gotta say I am absolutely loving how regular videos are being released recently compared to the past few months. Love you Ashes 💙💙💙

  • @The_Beverage_Stand
    @The_Beverage_Stand 3 роки тому +10

    the Biker Mice figure's antenna all go in because they came with motorcycle helmets, I had several. incidentally the entire series in on youtube if you look hard. great series.

    • @JayStrang1
      @JayStrang1 3 роки тому +1

      No doubt it also helps prevent them from getting busted off when kids inevitably drop the figure.

  • @Enemieslist
    @Enemieslist 3 роки тому +95

    laughed harder than I should’ve at ‘ninjury’

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 3 роки тому +3

      How hard SHOULD you have laughed at it?

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 3 роки тому +5

      @@swanningabout certainly not _that_ hard

    • @SonyUSA
      @SonyUSA 3 роки тому

      I died at "wanted to stay in and watch my kettle" 🤣🤣

    • @Enemieslist
      @Enemieslist 3 роки тому

      @What's next? only slightly less enthusiastically…not by much, just a decibel lower with my mouth at less of an obtuse angle

  • @AniW2x4
    @AniW2x4 3 роки тому +59

    Ahh, the Power Rangers greatest foe: 70s Italian Disco Minotaur!! This video is absolutely wonderful

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +3

      It's absolutely fabulous!

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 3 роки тому +1

      @@samholdsworth3957 it truly is!!!

  • @furonguy42
    @furonguy42 3 роки тому +110

    As I understand it, "My-noh-tore" is the British pronunciation, and "Minn-Oh-Tar" is the American pronunciation.
    But "Windowsill" is also a valid pronunciation in most English speaking countries.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 3 роки тому +4

      I'm calling them windowsills now

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому +5

      "Minn-oh-tore" is the pronunciation I've usually used. No idea what's closest to the original Greek though, and don't care enough to adopt it even if I learned it.
      And a "mine o' tar" sounds like an actual fantasy location where you may or may not find some of these bull-headed men.

    • @user-os7ec4dm8x
      @user-os7ec4dm8x 3 роки тому +8

      It's pronounced 'Mine' as in King Minos, you don't say King Minnos do you, and 'Taur' is obviously derived from Taurus which means bull. Do you ever hear anyone say Taarus for the star sign, or the Taaras demon from Dark Souls? No, because it's clearly wrong. So yes, what you said 'My noh tore' is correct, only the uneducated and/or americans say minno taar ...!

    • @pennygadget7328
      @pennygadget7328 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x I dunno, dude. Assuming you're English, somebody that drives a cah and does drawrings and buys toothpaste in a choob ought to appreciate regional differences in pronunciation :P

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому

      @@user-os7ec4dm8x King Mean-Os? The constellation is Tore-Os. Thus Mean-Oh-Tore?

  • @surnis9043
    @surnis9043 3 роки тому +31

    I'm amazed that I was right about the Kevin Eleven figure, since I did'nt even watch Ben 10, but the name just popped into my head when you showed it! I guess that shows the power of advertising since I probably saw lots of bits of Ben 10 trailers in adds while I was looking at some other cartoons, and it imprinted Kevin Eleven in my mind forever...

  • @GivenFailure
    @GivenFailure 3 роки тому +109

    The only figure I recognized was Kevin Levin. Generational divide, I suppose.

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 3 роки тому +3

      I recognized him and freaked out when I saw my VR trooper.

    • @bladepanthera
      @bladepanthera 3 роки тому +6

      Didn't recognise Shredder at least? Damn I'm old 🥺

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 3 роки тому +15

      Spider-Man is a bit obscure, I guess.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 3 роки тому

      @@vissenekku You got me, I recognized a few.

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 3 роки тому +1

      @@vissenekku okay, smarty pants. You know what we meant. 😝

  • @barbarosbozkurt758
    @barbarosbozkurt758 3 роки тому +112

    Ah yes,
    Ashens and his perfect upload schedules
    ITS 4AM in the UK

    • @cmdrvaneia1498
      @cmdrvaneia1498 3 роки тому +5

      It's quarter past 10 pm in midwestern Canada (the rectangular one on the map)

    • @thesecretroman
      @thesecretroman 3 роки тому +2

      It's 5 am in the UK... 😅

    • @barbarosbozkurt758
      @barbarosbozkurt758 3 роки тому +1

      @@thesecretroman Damn it summer clock
      We stopped using summertime clock and its confusing

    • @grimmreaperplayzalot1366
      @grimmreaperplayzalot1366 3 роки тому +3

      11:28 here in the US

    • @jeeves_uk
      @jeeves_uk 3 роки тому +3

      Your clocks wrong its 05:30

  • @Gofr5
    @Gofr5 3 роки тому +1

    Biker Mice from Mars!!!

  • @tobiasschenkel5760
    @tobiasschenkel5760 3 роки тому +4

    Oh man, this Robocop Figure brings back so many memories. Had almost the whole line as a kid plus two vehicles. So good. I think the Commander Cash figure is based on the in-universe animated series, however he did appear as a character once and was even played by Roddy Piper. :D

  • @No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan
    @No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan 2 роки тому +1

    My Ashens figures arrived last month. Thanks Ashens.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +40

    I haven't been thinking at all about action figures, but when I see a video from Ashens, I give it a click, because my disappointment never exists in experiencing his arch descriptions of his own.

  • @totz_the_plaid9625
    @totz_the_plaid9625 3 роки тому +28

    The retractable antennae on rhe Biker Mice figures were so you could put helmets on them.

    • @M0torsagmannen
      @M0torsagmannen 3 роки тому +2

      yepp, i had one of these growing up as well. the brown one dont remember the name or wherre he ended up. my brother had the grey one

    • @leecroft1983
      @leecroft1983 3 роки тому +2

      Great use of science, technology and next level thinking from the people that designed them.

    • @Meximagician
      @Meximagician 3 роки тому +3

      That's something I love about 90s toy design.
      *Edged weapons:* OK
      *Spring-loaded projectiles:* OK
      *Extreme/motor sports sans helmet:* Woah now, that's unsafe!

    • @M0torsagmannen
      @M0torsagmannen 3 роки тому +1

      @Future Pants i only had one o the standard models. not sports themed, but his bike did shoot rockets out of the tailpipes which was rad.

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 3 роки тому +13

    No sleep, a 6 hour shift at work any minute now, this is exactly what I need to get through the day, praise be to Ashens

    • @mchomelessful
      @mchomelessful 3 роки тому

      Take vitamin D and magnesium brother

    • @emperorhadrian6011
      @emperorhadrian6011 3 роки тому

      Please don't do that frend.

    • @captaincapitalism9535
      @captaincapitalism9535 3 роки тому +1

      I have a six hour shift myself in a few hours
      In this moment, we are brothers

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому

      Praise Be To Ashens ! Every Day here on Youtey;

    • @craiggarnett1987
      @craiggarnett1987 3 роки тому +1

      Congrats on your part time job 👍

  • @VladamireD
    @VladamireD 3 роки тому +11

    16:31 is indeed a Hasbro Ninja Warrior: Enemies of Evil character, Scorpia! He came with a red cloth robe with a elastic belt, a kama (a type of sickle), a nunchuck, and this weird two bladed wavy knife thing.

  • @RichJMoneyTV
    @RichJMoneyTV 3 роки тому +34

    Ironically, Deputy Fuzz sounds like a name Ashens would make up for him.

  • @luthmhor
    @luthmhor 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you so much for taking the time and effort to add music to the minotaur. Just. Yes.

    • @razzo15
      @razzo15 3 роки тому

      But what was it?

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 3 роки тому +11

    Shredder's contemplating existence on the toilet while reaching for the roll with his other hand.

  • @vashbain3136
    @vashbain3136 2 роки тому

    This is probably the youtube channel I've followed the longest, been like 10 years or more. The content hasn't change A BIT. My fav

  • @Tensen01
    @Tensen01 3 роки тому +17

    Yeah the Shredder sculpting great... except his EYEBROWS ARE ON HIS HELMET

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 3 роки тому +2

      Like Captn Crunch

    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates 3 роки тому

      Aren't everybody's?

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 3 роки тому

      It’s the TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells concert edition!

    • @chrisa2735-h3z
      @chrisa2735-h3z 3 роки тому

      And he doesn’t have nipples🤣

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 3 роки тому +1

      its just too bad he looks like he ate some bad Mexican food and now has explosive diarrhea and he's trying to pinch it in so he can get to a toilet.

  • @Asyouarenow
    @Asyouarenow 3 роки тому +1

    The nostalgia with some of these figures is intense.

  • @BoshiYoshi
    @BoshiYoshi 3 роки тому +10

    Sad to hear Ashens doesn't know anything about Johnny Quest. The original series was one of the best adventure cartoons ever made. Should totally watch the original series sometime!

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +5

      Johnny quest was gay sorry bruh

    • @samos4924
      @samos4924 3 роки тому

      @@samholdsworth3957 So it was good then.

  • @Sanguivore
    @Sanguivore 2 роки тому +1

    Lines like "Like a stinky beef" are exactly why I love this channel.

  • @8mu-
    @8mu- 3 роки тому +3

    We used to have that shredder figure growing up, we also had a toy toilet (pretty sure it was a ghostbusters monster) and we used to display shredder sitting on said toilet.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 роки тому +3

      Fearsome Flush! A cult favourite, for some bloody reason.

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 3 роки тому

      Brilliant

    • @PowerChordEPS
      @PowerChordEPS 3 роки тому

      Funny, they actually reissued Fearsome Flush and some of the other Real Ghostbusters figures at Walmart not too long ago.

    • @gibbie80s61
      @gibbie80s61 3 роки тому

      There was also a toilet playset in the TMNT line called the Flushomatic. You can sit shredder on top and he can shit slime onto a trapped turtle underneath.

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 3 роки тому

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer Apparently not anymore, as the reissue sat on Walmart’s clearance isle in droves here. Ironic given how common toilet/poop/pee toys are right now.

  • @lewis5341
    @lewis5341 3 роки тому +1

    Big appreciation for 70s disco minotaur and his fabulous disco boots 😅❤️

  • @MikeStavola
    @MikeStavola 3 роки тому +27

    "A stinky beef" is outdated slang for a ripe fart. It works!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +2

      Cut the Cheese, Stinky Beef almost makes you want to go Vegan, Almost.

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 3 роки тому

      Hahaha really? I've never heard that one before but it made me laugh a lot.

  • @serveaux
    @serveaux 3 роки тому +2

    I need a 10 hour loop of the Minotaur Disco Party!

  • @book3100
    @book3100 3 роки тому +8

    If I ever see any of the silver guys, his name in my mind will forever be...
    Jump Cut.

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair that isn't a bad name for a toy character. Fits in with the usual Transformers naming scheme, even.

  • @serioushex3893
    @serioushex3893 3 роки тому

    shredder looking absolutely jacked. his abs have abs that also have abs.

  • @sherrybell3924
    @sherrybell3924 3 роки тому +4

    One of the best channels on UA-cam. Highly recommended. Cheers!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому

      One of the First I ever sub'd to for quality entertainment, innit.

  • @loganjorgensen
    @loganjorgensen 2 роки тому +1

    Quite fun getting these lots, got one myself recently and it had Bravestarr in it. The BMFM figures were very well designed in hindsight, the punch action, the impact friendly antennas, great work somebody did there.

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn 3 роки тому +16

    You know, I had considered being that guy that pauses the video to tell you in the comments that you were wrong and it was actually "Kevin Levin from Ben 10 Alien Force", but I actually reconsidered and gave you a chance to figure that out on your own at the end. Glad I waited.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 3 роки тому

      You were wise to have faith in the good lord Ashens.

  • @wargreysama
    @wargreysama Рік тому +1

    8:15 FUN FACT, VRTROOPERS use footage from METAL HERO series, first of which was called SPACE SHERIFF GAVAN, whose design inspired the Robocop, and many other Metal Hero designs share similar aspects and IIRC VRTROOPERS use 2nd and 3rd Space Sheriff designs, forgot their names though, it's been ages since I have seen them.

  • @CosmosTheMouse
    @CosmosTheMouse 3 роки тому +8

    16:33 That is "Ninja Warriors Scorpia" minus the cape.

  • @RunOfTheHind
    @RunOfTheHind 2 роки тому

    WOW. Secret Wars Spider Man. TOTAL BLAST FROM MY PAST.

  • @bradasstv
    @bradasstv 3 роки тому +19

    Whoa.. Ashens is spoiling us after the last 6 months 😜

    • @6581punk
      @6581punk 3 роки тому +6

      Almost like he isn't making a film at the moment :)

    • @bradasstv
      @bradasstv 3 роки тому

      @@6581punk 😂

  • @wesrrowlands8309
    @wesrrowlands8309 3 роки тому +1

    I remember going to the local K-Mart with my mom as a kid and they'd have an entire wall of those Secret Wars figures. Unfortunately figures were generally reserved for birthdays and Christmas so I didn't get any. That figure still looks better than some of the toybiz marvel legends.

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad 3 роки тому +34

    Captain Simian seems like the greatest thing that should ever have been.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому +6

      I used to watch that cartoon as a kid. Was definitely alright.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 роки тому

      @@RoninCatholic it sounds familiar but I don't recall ever watching it. What year(s) would that have been?

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 3 роки тому +7

      @@tncorgi92 Early to mid 90s, I think. Their laser guns all make chimpanzee screeches instead of the usual pew pew sounds.

    • @kharnifex
      @kharnifex 3 роки тому

      @@RoninCatholic stun stun stun

    • @mrnaughtycat
      @mrnaughtycat 3 роки тому +1

      My sisters found it scary coz the bad guy had removable brains

  • @skibidi.G
    @skibidi.G Рік тому +1

    One look at their faces and you just know this will be a solid episode 👌

  • @MrTheMighty
    @MrTheMighty 3 роки тому +3

    That Biker Mice from Mars figure made me groan. I was 10 when that series premiered, and even then I thought of them and Street Sharks as shameful knockoffs. I guess I was just too big of a TMNT fan.

  • @Thunder_135
    @Thunder_135 3 роки тому +1

    I’d love that pretender shell

  • @Femo-ok
    @Femo-ok 3 роки тому +3

    The antenas on the Biker Mice from Mars come in so it can wear his helmet. I had one of those as a child.

  • @Ictiuso
    @Ictiuso 2 роки тому

    Oh God, I had that Biker Mouse as a child! It came with a bike and a helmet - that's why the antennas retract. So you can put the helmet on. Loved that toy :D

  • @hatandbeardmedia5925
    @hatandbeardmedia5925 3 роки тому +10

    There was an Australian version of Gladiators too, and we had the exact same action figures, just painted to look like the characters from the Aussie version of the show. My brother and I had some of the figures, and one of the playsets where the figures stood on podiums and bashed each other with those big cotton bud things. I feel like the characters we had were Vulcan and... I want to say Taipan. Anyway, that was a big nostalgia hit.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 3 роки тому +1

      We copy everything from America lol

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +1

      Because America is the GREATEST country ever. Just ask our true president Trump.

    • @johnthwaites5976
      @johnthwaites5976 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gamesta100 I think you'll find American copy off the British, most of your classic comedy series are remakes of British shows

  • @Rekkless
    @Rekkless 2 роки тому

    Holy smokes, King Arthur and the Knights of Justice. Wow, that is a cartoon I'd forgotten completely about.

  • @captainkiyo
    @captainkiyo 3 роки тому +3

    Tatman and his side kick rubish, love your work ashens

  • @ShockMe1994
    @ShockMe1994 2 роки тому +2

    Shredder is posed that way because of the original Ninja Turtles comic book.

  • @evansn79
    @evansn79 3 роки тому +5

    Oh man, I had my eyes closed and was really excited to see a figure of Billy lembo the man who Krunks, my favourite cartoon character!

  • @TheGreatMcN
    @TheGreatMcN 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, I had that JB Reese figure as a kid, but I didn't know who he was at the time either. I got it from a second-hand shop because I thought it was cool that he had what looked like a CD drive in his chest. I never thought I'd find out who he was after all this time!

  • @chloexianah3070
    @chloexianah3070 3 роки тому +14

    That Minator would fit right in to Boney M
    I’ve never heard of 99% of these cartoons or ranges mainly because in the 90’s i was at university and a bit old for kids telly..

  • @EpsilonKnight2
    @EpsilonKnight2 3 роки тому

    That Shredder figure looks like he is crouching to lay down some sick rhymes. Put a mic in his right hand and pump his left arm and he's just as good as Vanilla Ice.

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 3 роки тому +3

    Ah yes the iconic American Gladiators. Turbo! Storm! Blaze! Gemini! ...Humdinger...

  • @nickthegun
    @nickthegun 3 роки тому +1

    'Humdinger' was in the British version of Gladiators. He used to do the Atlas Spheres with Bobby Dazzler.

  • @SteelWithIt
    @SteelWithIt 3 роки тому +8

    Alternate title: 30 Minutes Of Me Nostalgiaing The Hell Out Over BraveStarr, Biker Mice And (Australian) Gladiators.

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 3 роки тому +1

    One of the inserts for the Secret Wars Captain America lenticular shield was his classic star shield design. each character came with 3 or 4 different inserts you could swap in and out of the shield.

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 3 роки тому +9

    Ashens weekly upload? This year is saved. Let's eat some trekking burger. When you said 80s to 90s it is hard to point out which tokusatsu series it was from because Toei Metal heroes designs look so similar...but I'm going to guess that one is Spielban...my only memory of it is the hilarious way they pronounce lady hellen and diana lady

  • @avalonazure5488
    @avalonazure5488 3 роки тому

    Oh man, Captain Simian! I lost my shit as soon as he came on screen, I had a few of these figures as a kid! Nostalgia hit...

  • @Tom5TomEntertainment
    @Tom5TomEntertainment 3 роки тому +3

    Well, I was planning to have nightmares tonight, so thanks!

  • @garyhernandez2577
    @garyhernandez2577 2 роки тому

    That spiderman was my favorite toy as a kid

  • @lockonandfire
    @lockonandfire 3 роки тому +3

    First figure and it's only Captain Simian (he of the Spaaaaaace Monkeys). I've still got my figure proudly sat on a shelf. There was a cartoon that I've forgotten basically everything about, but the company behind it clearly thought the whole thing was going to be madly popular because they put out a huge range of action figures and ships. It was all chunky, well designed stuff, and I presume because the show was a flop all of the toys ended up dead cheap in our local Kwik Save (where young me bothered my mum into buying most if not all of the range over a period of months - as I said, dead cheap). Good times indeed.

  • @thegeorgiealityshow359
    @thegeorgiealityshow359 3 роки тому +3

    Thx so much I never knew his name was deputy fuzz.When I was 10 I had the evil text hex,Brave stars rival.Thx your show was great 👍I laughed u made it fun.

  • @FoxtrotMouse
    @FoxtrotMouse 3 роки тому

    That Phoebus was actually pretty good for a Happy Meal toy. I wish more of them were like that.

  • @GothitallicaALT
    @GothitallicaALT 3 роки тому +6

    Damnit ashens I was just about to start rewatching adventures of sonic the hedgehog. Oh well

  • @capnjackgallows3204
    @capnjackgallows3204 3 роки тому

    Holy shit I used to have those gladiator toys!!! Almost forgot about them!!! The 90's were an awesome time

  • @thegamerguru97
    @thegamerguru97 3 роки тому +18

    I can confirm VR Troopers was not good turns out stitching 3 metal heroes shows together wasn't the best idea for a consistent story
    Also hearing Ashens say Kamen Rider made my day... That show is my jam, Revice which is currently airing is really good so far

    • @Dystnine
      @Dystnine 3 роки тому

      VR Troopers was kind of a guilty pleasure of mine. Season 1 was better IMO where season 2 was kind of hard to watch. I think Season 1 with Dark Heart and Red Python were good.

    • @thegamerguru97
      @thegamerguru97 3 роки тому

      @@Dystnine I just find it amusing how badly they tried to stitch together 3 unrelated shows. Like at least with Power Rangers and their magical adventures with stock footage they gave each sentai it's own bit... Aside from Dairanger. Poor Dairanger.

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 3 роки тому

      All I remember from that show as a little kid was the intro theme. VR VR VR TROOPERS!

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 3 роки тому

      @@thegamerguru97 honestly I think they used the Dairanger footage better than the Kakuranger.

    • @SSJ3Goku90
      @SSJ3Goku90 3 роки тому

      Ashens mentioning Kamen Rider made my night

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 3 роки тому +1

    I love seeing old toys.
    McDonald's used to have the best. Even those Grape Guys

  • @Zephyeran
    @Zephyeran 3 роки тому +34

    20:30
    Remembering this lad just makes me remember how silly some names were.
    Like, Ben 10, sure, rhymes, easy to remember show title, fits the theme.
    But then that figure, I think, is Kevin 11? Very glum emo vibes for sure. But who decided he should be called Kevin 11?
    Like.. Ah yes, 11 is bigger than ten, so it has to be 11, because he one ups Ben, and it should probably rhyme too if it's a numbered name, right? To fit Ben's theme too? What names rhyme with 11? Oh, I know, Kevin. Kevin 11. Alright, end of meeting, since you have a few extra hours thanks to a speedy choice, go find somethin to do.
    Just seems like the first thing they thought of.
    Obviously worked since I remembered, but that doesn't change that I'm mad about it working, hah.
    Edit: Ack- My intent was just to comment on memories, not to correct, apologies ^.^'''

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 3 роки тому +8

      Ryan 9 wasn't as powerful, but by golly he did his best!

    • @DJDarkDarsi
      @DJDarkDarsi 3 роки тому +15

      Kevin Levin, who's middle name was revealed to be Ethan, which did in deed make his name Kevin E. Levin.
      11/10 writing, would Pun again.
      He was Kevin 11 when he had a mix of Ben's 10 and himself, hence 11.
      Comment is also, not to correct, I'm just a massive Ben 10 Nerd

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair I dont think Kevin had a last name when he was introduced. He was an orphan living on the streets and kinda gave himself that title after absorbing Ben's powers. I'm pretty sure they retconned his name to be "Levin" later.

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 3 роки тому +1

      Welcome to Ben 10 where everything rhymes and most of the alien names are mostly dad jokes and puns. But I love it for that.

    • @aberdeeen
      @aberdeeen 3 роки тому

      so his name is 11 on accident? if that's true that's a hilarious coincidence

  • @SamLovesMovies25
    @SamLovesMovies25 Рік тому

    I had that Hunchback of Notre Dame guy happy meal figure, it might still be buried in a box in the attic somewhere with a bunch of other old figures/toys

  • @jamesfry8983
    @jamesfry8983 3 роки тому +4

    Dam Ashens I was about to go to sleep its crazy late or very early

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 3 роки тому +1

    lol i remember putting Biker Mice From Mars tattoos all over our furniture when i was young

  • @MetrohMan
    @MetrohMan 3 роки тому +3

    Inconspicuously walk down the road in an 8ft bat monster... No one will suspect a thing... Lmfao

  • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
    @aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 роки тому +1

    King Arthur and the Knights of Justice was one of my favorite shows, but I only remember Lord Viper ever having any of his face showing. Warlord Slasher here is missing his helmet.

  • @eriktorgler7748
    @eriktorgler7748 3 роки тому +4

    That is Kevin Eleven from the sequel to Ben 10. There was a second show set when they were teenagers.

  • @AsterInDis
    @AsterInDis 3 роки тому +2

    This reminded me that I have a figure with very stiff articulation and I'd move it really gently because I was afraid something was going to break (a modern one, mind). Maybe I should fuss with it to see if I can loosen it - just not to the degree of some of these ones!

  • @miregojitohotookmyhandle
    @miregojitohotookmyhandle 3 роки тому +8

    Was just thinking of Ashens, life is cool like that sometimes.