That time I nearly died

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2018
  • Wow, this story has it ALL: dehydration, food poisoning, saunas, Italian Tony Hawke, planes nearly crashing......sToRyTiMe
    IG: @michaelmessineo
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  • @meganjones9171
    @meganjones9171 4 роки тому +937

    “My thrive points were negative”
    I-

  • @emilyragbir4861
    @emilyragbir4861 4 роки тому +608

    Masters in mechanical engineering: bougieee anglE

  • @aplbep
    @aplbep 4 роки тому +745

    One take videos are honestly the shit. I could literally sit down and listening to you talk all day please and thank you

  • @gracemichienzi7073
    @gracemichienzi7073 4 роки тому +357

    "a bougee angle" you are amazing haha

  • @jannecapelle_art
    @jannecapelle_art 4 роки тому +871

    im going back and watching all your older videos lmao, i love how you tell stories and talk in general!! wE sTaN!!!

  • @harpersollish7019
    @harpersollish7019 4 роки тому +364

    why didnt i realize the clouds were moving until literally like 20 seconds before the video ended

  • @anieversaire
    @anieversaire 4 роки тому +390

    this has - dan howell the time i got sun stroke - energy

  • @magickaldust1213
    @magickaldust1213 4 роки тому +76

    "A BOUJEE ANGLE, ESSENTIALLY."

  • @frikintrash5360
    @frikintrash5360 4 роки тому +314

    Wow what is it with Italy trips and nearly dying when landing, I went to Italy with school and when we were coming in for landing we suddenly pulled up bc apparently the pilot just forgot to put the landing gear down

  • @joshhumphreys6126
    @joshhumphreys6126 5 років тому +218

    the fly at 10:33 go off sweaty

    • @Aw-xl8un
      @Aw-xl8un 4 роки тому +3

      Josh Humphreys I subscribed because why not 💕

  • @s3lain3
    @s3lain3 4 роки тому +301

    like 3 years ago at christmas time, i thought i had the flu and i just chilled in my bed for maybe 2 weeks. Then my dad took me to the hospital bc this obviously wasn’t going away on its own, and it turned out my appendix BURST and i had poison or whatever all over my insides and was on the brink of death lol. then they found out i had a blood clot in my arteries or something and had to inject blood thinner 2 times a day for half a year 🤪

    • @emmalizak4066
      @emmalizak4066 4 роки тому +26

      samantha keller oh jeez r u okay?

    • @Obby004
      @Obby004 4 роки тому +6

      samantha keller you have the exact same name as one of my friends and it freaked me out but wow hope everything’s ok now

    • @MissMantha17
      @MissMantha17 4 роки тому +26

      GIRL- u are clearly indestructible

    • @Lefty_loosey
      @Lefty_loosey Рік тому

      Gurl I - how the fuck are you alive bestie

  • @nicole4589
    @nicole4589 2 роки тому +27

    I'm telling you this is the reason Mike became an engineer

  • @gracerodgers633
    @gracerodgers633 4 роки тому +85

    I was almost eaten by a bear. I’m not sure if that’s fun but love that for me

  • @ClockworkSnow
    @ClockworkSnow 4 роки тому +83

    We love having negative thrive points :)

  • @dagmarsvs6758
    @dagmarsvs6758 4 роки тому +25

    9:26 I feel like Mike really had the energy of Kim K when she was taking selfies when Khloe was going to jail.

  • @tuckercoyer3598
    @tuckercoyer3598 4 роки тому +34

    “I think I should’ve been thinking” -Mike 2018

  • @lizzie-4011
    @lizzie-4011 3 роки тому +29

    I've never heard someone explain throwing up as making a masterpiece but I'll take it bro. "Love that for me, love that for my family" has me crying laughing

  • @saff1257
    @saff1257 4 роки тому +56

    real g’s read this title and said ‘didn’t he already make this?’

  • @diddo9338
    @diddo9338 4 роки тому +38

    came back to pay respect to that moth ❤️

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 4 роки тому +193

    Oh my GOD how did dehydration and food poisoning lead you to never be the same again?!

    • @Fallphoenix18
      @Fallphoenix18 4 роки тому +15

      It's Mike, what do you think? 😂

    • @avacate6899
      @avacate6899 3 роки тому +9

      if youre like me and you get traumatized by puking....

  • @Lee-lp9yf
    @Lee-lp9yf 4 роки тому +21

    My near death experience: When I was like four My older sister and I shared a bunk bed. She took the top bunk and I took the bottom bunk. One day out of freaking nowhere, little four year old me was taking a nap and this dingy ass, wooden bunkbed c o l l a p s e s. I was nearly crushed and impaled ✌🏽. Moral of the story: never take naps.

  • @haleyvilla6299
    @haleyvilla6299 2 роки тому +18

    Fun story: a few years back I went to Mexico and then a camping trip with my family like a day after I got back. I was throwing up and couldn’t keep anything down including water in 110F degree heat for three days :)
    Turns out I had a parasite from Mexico and after several hours of driving to the nearest doctor I got a shot to get it out of me.

  • @Michelle-yd7zs
    @Michelle-yd7zs 3 роки тому +17

    Omg Vueling Airlines. My parents always make their own sayings based on bad experiences. "Ik krijg er een Vuelingkje van" -> This is giving me a Vueling, means getting very uncomfortable/claustrophobic/the feeling of being locked up, in our fam 😂

  • @katbamf99
    @katbamf99 2 роки тому +5

    It’s crazy to hear you say you had around 600 subscribers in this, because now you have 600,000+ subscribers. Work 💅🏻

  • @erinleese8314
    @erinleese8314 4 роки тому +17

    Tell me why the exact same thing happened to my family in 2015. We went to Italy and walked around Rome in the heat all day, visited the Ducati cafe where I had a pizza but my mum had a burger, then once we were back at the hotel she was horrendously vomiting that night. We just thought she had like a stomach bug lmao

  • @milmilit3107
    @milmilit3107 4 роки тому +14

    my levels of dedication watching this video despite me having emetophobia and getting triggered

    • @avacate6899
      @avacate6899 3 роки тому +2

      ,sdalksdjlaksjd same every time mike mentioned puking i shook

  • @n1disneychannelfan
    @n1disneychannelfan 4 роки тому +28

    vueling was right ! fun fact I spent 8 hours in split airport with NOTHING to do because the vueling flight was delayed so that's clearly a thing

    • @eloisegauci
      @eloisegauci 4 роки тому

      Holy shit I had the same thing! My flight to Spain was delayed 5 hours and we only got £12 meal vouchers for it

  • @hannah5204
    @hannah5204 2 роки тому +8

    this just unlocked a memory of me and my brother as children (around 10) being stuck in the current of the ATLANTIC OCEAN?? by the beach in spain, and me lowkey accepting death in that moment, my throat raw from screaming for help lol love that but suddenly a lady on a surfboard grabbed us and the waves stopped as she did that. fun fun fun times

  • @shenkookie244
    @shenkookie244 4 роки тому +14

    why am i seeing this only now

  • @pastellcutie
    @pastellcutie 4 роки тому +5

    I never watch story time videos but this was very interesting, love your videos they’re really amazing

  • @adriennemoon864
    @adriennemoon864 4 роки тому +10

    This was how I almost thought I was gonna die. My mom thought I got mercury poisoning while in Macedonia. Note: We were already in Macedonia at the time.
    So I basically got a fever before we were gonna go visit my cousins (2), my sister, and I's summer house. So my mom decided to take my temperature, you know like normal. She told me to put it under my tongue and the thermometer was made of glass. And I actually broke it because I pressed down too hard, truth be told you were supposed to put it underneath your armpit. My mom started kind of freaking out that I had mercury poisoning so went to the 2 different hospitals (one was an actual hospital, while the other was a private practice). and the kicker was that I showed no signs of any type of poisoning, it was all in our heads.

  • @jacobgasser3093
    @jacobgasser3093 4 роки тому +18

    That fing fly on the camera

  • @sydneyashelton8597
    @sydneyashelton8597 4 роки тому +7

    This video reminds me of when I was touring colleges. My dad and I had flown out a few days earlier, and my mom came and joined us for the last part of the trip. I got sick in the middle of the trip and had to fly with a double ear infection. My mom and I flew back separately while my dad went to visit his parents. We landed at 1am two time zones behind the departure city only to find that my mom had completely forgotten where she parked the car at the airport, so we drove around for over an hour, until we conceded defeat and checked into our hotel. We spent another 2 hours trying to find it the next morning, and we had to caravan back to our house (my mom and I driving separately), about 100 miles away from the airport. Surprise surprise, I got pulled over by the police for the first time. I finally made it home and was still dying due to said ear infection, and had to go on antibiotics and a nasal spray. For about a week after that I would randomly get nose bleeds because the nasal spray had dried out my sinuses.

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 2 роки тому +2

    I got horribly sick in Italy too! Dangerous place. But I wasn't in Rome, I was on a ski trip in the north next to the Toblerone mountain. And I don't think it was food poisoning, I think everyone at the hotel just got the stomach flu one by one. And I of course got it THE NIGHT before traveling back home and stayed up all night puking my guts out and then had to get on a 3 hour ride to the airport down windy mountain roads on a bus that smelled like aged Italian cheese because of course everyone brought cheese back! And then get on a plane. How I managed to get through that journey without throwing up I do not know.

  • @ash13ts
    @ash13ts 4 роки тому +32

    I got hit by an Australia post van that one time... fun near death experience

  • @papl20
    @papl20 4 роки тому +7

    I think all near dead expiriences could be funny... It's just a subjective perspective... I nearly died from a stroke... It was really serious but incredibly funny... Such a good story to tell... It's all perspective

  • @sbp4215
    @sbp4215 2 роки тому +1

    we 👏 need 👏 a 👏 link 👏 to 👏 the 👏 planecrash 👏 playlist 👏

  • @disallusionment4449
    @disallusionment4449 3 роки тому +4

    Two times I almost died:
    1) While on vacation in Las Vegas, I ate this amazing kale salad at a restaurant which ended up giving me food poisoning and caused me to projectile vomit.
    2) While on a plane traveling to Beijing, China, our plane started shaking sooo violently I thought our plane was going to crash. At the time we were over the Pacific ocean so I really thought that was the last thing I was ever going to see/experience. I also thought about how cold the water would be. Not fun.

  • @erikadaniels3010
    @erikadaniels3010 4 роки тому +5

    me just watching the pretty clouds moving in the back

  • @elizam9720
    @elizam9720 4 роки тому +5

    I once went on summer vacation, got food poisoning (didnt throw up but it all came out of the lower end of the gi tract) and on top of that i got my period the next day, so i had diarrhea and period cramps, nausea and i felt like i was going to faint because of all that plus the dehydration and heat

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk 3 роки тому +4

    imagine this: you have food poisoning, are on an international flight back home that was a nightmare, a small demon is kicking your seat and screaming, and you just hear "WAAALLL-EEEE" in your headphones. there's also the time i fell off my bike in amsterdam onto an old italian man who swore at me in italian. vibin and thrivin.

  • @JDaua
    @JDaua 3 роки тому +5

    This will be weird, but I was in Rome on vacation at the end of June in 2015! We also went to the Vatican, I remember it being around 40 Celsius that summer! small world!

  • @xadapfacy
    @xadapfacy 4 роки тому +2

    the power of this storytelling

  • @Dom_is_online
    @Dom_is_online 4 роки тому +14

    Italian électrolytes

  • @Raini2727
    @Raini2727 4 роки тому +4

    I’m CRYING. This video is so underrated 😂😂😂

  • @8Forester
    @8Forester Рік тому

    Best story teller I’ve ever heard!

  • @hannahlorraine4468
    @hannahlorraine4468 2 роки тому

    Omg I relate so hard!!! I threw up real bad after eating at a restaurant as a kid and I still have issues with eating a lot of food and being nauseated all the time! It’s sucks but I’m glad to know I’m not the only one traumatized from experiences being sick

  • @sadieroberts6499
    @sadieroberts6499 4 роки тому +7

    Got some heat stroke on my way back from Japan like 6 years ago, now I get morning sickness almost every day n I can’t eat certain foods anymore (eggs, pizza, etc)

  • @achi-8
    @achi-8 4 роки тому +7

    yes Vueling!!! They lost my moms baggage and it somehow landed in Berlin while we went to London :)

  • @bb9209
    @bb9209 4 роки тому +8

    I 'escaped' a shooting in a macdonalds
    I was visiting Munich with my parents in summer '16. We were doing a lot of activities that vacation and it was super hot outside, the subway is +10 degrees Celcius higher than outside so i was dying everytime we were taking the subway. anyways mid-vacation we planned to go see the olympic stadium and shopping mall, and we travelled by subway but i suddenly got sick (also exhaustion + lack of sleep + i am a sensitive baby) so i threw up in the middle of the subway (very embarassing), so the next stop we took the train in the different direction and went back to our lil vacation house. I went in the shower, got some sleep, and when i woke up it was all over the news that there had been a SHOOTING in the SHOPPING MALL in the MCDONALDS (3 people were killed) and the rest of the vacation there was police and shit everywhere.we really dodged a bullet there since we didnt have wifi in the vacation house, we often went to the mac for free wifi. so yea

  • @caurie2905
    @caurie2905 3 роки тому +8

    OF COURSE it's fucking Vueling doing this to you. That's how you know the full trip is gonna be cursed.

  • @michelastipo471
    @michelastipo471 3 роки тому +4

    in July 2019 I had and indigestion (I guess this is how you call it) in Siena: I have never felt that bad in my entire life. I was sweating and cold at the same time, my stomach was KILLING me and I also did a masterpiece with my mouth in the bathroom of the hotel. I'm so sorry for my mom and my friend that had to witness this...

  • @SpaghettiPlays
    @SpaghettiPlays 4 роки тому +3

    jughead realness

  • @merte.2047
    @merte.2047 3 роки тому +2

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST VIDEO ON UA-cam 🗣️

  • @marlowename3713
    @marlowename3713 4 роки тому +10

    When I was about 9 or 10 I went this playground I would go to every day after school and I had a skateboard with me and decided it’d be a good idea to “skate” down the slide so I did and the skateboard came out from underneath me and I nearly snapped my neck on the corner of the slide

  • @RishalPatel
    @RishalPatel 4 роки тому +6

    one time i poked myself in the eye with a capri sun straw and had to go to a&e lol

  • @harleysdemons3742
    @harleysdemons3742 2 роки тому

    thats sounds awful mike but im glad your ok. the fact you have a aircrash playlist sounds exactly like somthing id have

  • @phrogo9531
    @phrogo9531 4 роки тому +2

    something actually kind of similar happened to me?? I was sick coming home from mexico, and I saw that we were nearing my town and I was like thank god, get me off this plane, but then our landing gear didn't come out and we had to circle the city for an extra hour before we could land. Not as near death, but definitely frightenig for someone who was sick and already afraid of flying

  • @TabithaRaphael
    @TabithaRaphael 5 років тому +5

    I also had food poisoning from a burger a few weeks ago and thought I was dying too

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude 2 роки тому +2

    The only time I’ve gotten sick on vacation was in Italy. I threw up on a bus and then my sick slid all the way down the aisle when the bus went up a hill.

  • @christianurena510
    @christianurena510 3 роки тому +1

    the description of the video made me think about SNL's Stefon

  • @lucasbrunoz
    @lucasbrunoz 4 роки тому +30

    I keep coming back to this video every time I'm sad.
    It never fails to make me laugh, specially 7:55 to 10:12

    • @lucasbrunoz
      @lucasbrunoz 4 роки тому +5

      Hi I'm here again lol

    • @lucasbrunoz
      @lucasbrunoz 3 роки тому +4

      I'm here again since he mentioned this story on the latest video ups

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 4 роки тому +5

    But you can eat minced meat raw if it's fresh? Like tartare? It's very popular where I live

  • @penelopebunce
    @penelopebunce 4 роки тому +2

    Last May I got food poisoning and ever since I'm always nauseous, 24/7. It's horrible.

  • @peterhardisty6678
    @peterhardisty6678 4 роки тому +6

    See this is why dua lipa is important cos then u can remember that the plane did a full 180

  • @sonatomcikova7512
    @sonatomcikova7512 4 роки тому

    i love your end screen

  • @hugosousa5815
    @hugosousa5815 2 роки тому

    this getting recommended to me again, hours before boarding a plane to France just makes sense

  • @nataliem9817
    @nataliem9817 3 роки тому

    my comfort video

  • @ailinmolinac
    @ailinmolinac 3 роки тому

    why this video is so iconic

  • @gracecar5820
    @gracecar5820 4 роки тому

    I was waiting for you to say you got renal failure, but when you described your vomiting as “qwitaataah” I could not handle it.

  • @biana6197
    @biana6197 3 роки тому

    LMAO I got ads playing in the middle of "I got up and went to the bathroom-" and the suspense was KILLING ME it was like at the HEIGHT of the drama!!!

  • @RZTree
    @RZTree 2 роки тому

    never tried to decide whether my near-death story is fun before

  • @madelynrose2929
    @madelynrose2929 4 роки тому

    How is someone SO NATURALLY FUCKING FUNNY

  • @radRadiolarian
    @radRadiolarian 4 роки тому +1

    the rome trip was a cultural reset

  • @VoltaDoMar
    @VoltaDoMar 4 роки тому +1

    Mustache! I didn't expect that

  • @meraarts8136
    @meraarts8136 4 роки тому +3

    My thrive-points were negative

  • @soph2799
    @soph2799 3 роки тому +2

    A series of very unfortunate events

  • @carolineadams8923
    @carolineadams8923 2 роки тому

    omg I too have been severely sick on a vueling flight

  • @sbp4215
    @sbp4215 2 роки тому

    the BRAVERY of telling the whole world about when u got food poisoning.. i could never.

  • @MyaYA0114
    @MyaYA0114 4 роки тому

    Mike: an acute angle... 100... idk 100 and something. A b o o j e e angle

  • @lillix9424
    @lillix9424 Рік тому

    We got food poisoning in Italy in the same year, were basically the same

  • @ellexarden
    @ellexarden 2 роки тому

    the fly listening to the story \👁👄👁/

  • @jamesososki
    @jamesososki 5 років тому +5

    Vuelling is right...

  • @josep7598
    @josep7598 2 роки тому

    vueling omg... my worst enemy

  • @longlivethebook5877
    @longlivethebook5877 4 роки тому +5

    That explains why there are no pictures of you in Rome on your Instagram
    edit: It is indeed Vueling

  • @harperdavidson5510
    @harperdavidson5510 4 роки тому

    If anyone has landed at Adelaide airport, you know how it is.....all you can see is roofs and buildings then suddenly you're on the tarmac!!!!

  • @roderickmoore7694
    @roderickmoore7694 3 роки тому +2

    *heatstroke happens because you don't hydrate*
    *youtubers* "I'm going to tell you about that time I nearly died."

  • @sarabarawe
    @sarabarawe 4 роки тому +2

    i love you too

  • @helenan2534
    @helenan2534 4 роки тому

    Okay but it feels so weird not having the end screennn

  • @TheMrGasth
    @TheMrGasth 4 роки тому +2

    shout out to the fly that photobombs sometimes

  • @tsavorite324
    @tsavorite324 4 роки тому +2

    a roman holiday?

  • @dom.productions
    @dom.productions 2 роки тому

    Shout out to the fly that keeps zooming by

  • @Gayoinion
    @Gayoinion 3 роки тому

    I’ve had food poisoning before so I’m sure the plane crashing would be a welcomed sight

  • @RosanaAussie
    @RosanaAussie 4 роки тому +5

    yea im spanish and vueling is a low cost gal, you get what you pay for....

    • @josep7598
      @josep7598 2 роки тому

      it could always be worse... it could be ryanair *escalofríos*

  • @aaaa-ym6ie
    @aaaa-ym6ie 20 днів тому

    Vueling Airlines is correct, it has yellow engines and is from Barcelona

  • @nayirnolamaz
    @nayirnolamaz 4 роки тому

    was it Ryanair? it is yellow but not spanish, it's irish

  • @amandacordon5023
    @amandacordon5023 4 роки тому +1

    Funniest video I’ve ever seen

  • @user-ziztnm
    @user-ziztnm 4 роки тому +1

    what is ur spotify lol

  • @zoemorehead7515
    @zoemorehead7515 4 роки тому +3

    3:11 you literally could have said when in rome

  • @loona_the_stan4639
    @loona_the_stan4639 2 роки тому

    you really said series of unfortunate events 💀