Albert plays MOVIE STAR PLANET

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  • @sleepwalking8418
    @sleepwalking8418 5 років тому +2252

    *only people who have known albert for a long time knows that the last time he played msp was on albertsstuff*

    • @averygrande5837
      @averygrande5837 5 років тому +62

      Those were the old days :( I always wanted to see him play it again

    • @eli8637
      @eli8637 5 років тому +67

      omg I loved albertsstuff not because he cursed but because he was more funny and doesn’t try too hard to be quirky

    • @denilogustin1993
      @denilogustin1993 5 років тому +6

      Those where the good days

    • @AALIXD
      @AALIXD 5 років тому +1

      kermit the frog :(

    • @UesBingleson
      @UesBingleson 5 років тому +1

      Duh

  • @JA-Cowgirl
    @JA-Cowgirl 3 роки тому +6477

    Friends,fun, fashion, and fame sounds like a place for earthworm sally

  • @hakumi195
    @hakumi195 5 років тому +14019

    “I’m a 17 year old”
    “im a 12 year old”
    PICK ONE ALBERT

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 5 років тому +662

      " im still 40 "

    • @shekkay
      @shekkay 5 років тому +107

      17

    • @Max_180
      @Max_180 5 років тому +142

      40

    • @layoen1888
      @layoen1888 5 років тому +83

      I'm 7veeeeeeen

    • @aylad3608
      @aylad3608 5 років тому +62

      I'm 10 -v- yus queeeeeeeeeeen

  • @bells_.
    @bells_. 2 роки тому +1708

    *”don’t say you’re 22, you’re 12.. don’t say you’re 22, you’re 12..”*
    *i a m f o r t y i n r e a l l i f e.*

    • @uhneko
      @uhneko Рік тому +16

      IMAOOOO

    • @Marissap11
      @Marissap11 Рік тому +33

      5:34 LOL-

    • @alexisbrindle912
      @alexisbrindle912 Рік тому +2

      He didn't say that except the last part

    • @alexisbrindle912
      @alexisbrindle912 Рік тому +2

      @@uhneko how is that funny

    • @uhneko
      @uhneko Рік тому +14

      @@alexisbrindle912 how come I cant laugh at things I want to laugh without some angry person had to make their opinion right

  • @kj-es3oe
    @kj-es3oe 4 роки тому +392

    Pixie star: I have some gifts for you.
    Albert 2019: I wish it’s toilet paper.
    Everybody in 2020: What’s that?

    • @miagames4726
      @miagames4726 4 роки тому +7

      *did you say toilet paper?*

    • @saladsepticeye3475
      @saladsepticeye3475 4 роки тому +5

      I have some had to go through some toilet paper (a.k.a gold) karens but everything for gold

    • @maryr4195
      @maryr4195 4 роки тому +2

      *It’s corona time right now*

    • @nqt3412
      @nqt3412 4 роки тому +1

      *Wha- CONSIDER THIS IS A ROBBERY!HAND OVER THE TOILET PAPER!*

    • @maryr4195
      @maryr4195 4 роки тому

      Me in 2020 : *WhAt Is ToLiEt PaPeR?*

  • @Yes-cm9ch
    @Yes-cm9ch 5 років тому +893

    Online game usernames: **Normal names**
    Movie Star Planet: *Y E L L O W W A T E R 30*

    • @sadie9365
      @sadie9365 5 років тому +12

      Pp water 30

    • @StillWxter
      @StillWxter 5 років тому +10

      "Iwantabf/gf" "hottie123" "hotboy" "D E A D I N S I D E

    • @evesic1218
      @evesic1218 5 років тому +2

      @Amy Phillips scam

    • @pastormorla5460
      @pastormorla5460 5 років тому +1

      Bad ajss

    • @koistar
      @koistar 5 років тому

      @Amy Phillips shut up peppa pig and dont talk

  • @antiqueberry9349
    @antiqueberry9349 4 роки тому +260

    Albert~ “I hope it’s toilet paper!”
    Little does he know it’s very rare

  • @seaglassinc
    @seaglassinc 2 роки тому +313

    I have to respect this video for being the first of Albert’s videos I’ve ever watched. 2019 Albert, in my opinion, was way funnier than present day Albert, no offense to his humor now. His loud and bombastic humor was what had made me a fan for a full 3 years at this point. I’ll never forget this video ❤️

    • @evaxxxxx13
      @evaxxxxx13 2 роки тому +11

      omg i agree with this so much, hes still funny now but he was much funnier back then

    • @thearianatosado
      @thearianatosado 2 роки тому +10

      I'm really happy that I found someone that feels this way as well! I don't know, it felt like we got more of Albert's personality back then... He was livelier and more expressive and outgoing. Nowadays he's very mellow and run-of-the-mill, I feel like. :(

    • @Noel_Wood
      @Noel_Wood 2 роки тому +4

      he's made me a fan for 6 years 😧

    • @lepiratedelor8049
      @lepiratedelor8049 2 роки тому +3

      Yea albert was so funny back then (no offense)

    • @mamamiaWAAAHHH
      @mamamiaWAAAHHH Рік тому +2

      Yeah, but UA-cam demonetization is a bitch

  • @aliii71
    @aliii71 5 років тому +8185

    Does anyone remember Albert playing this on albertsstuff??
    Cuz I do

  • @yesthisismynamestaymad7684
    @yesthisismynamestaymad7684 3 роки тому +2161

    I like how Albert treats us like we are his children he is always like “who snitched on me?!” Or “Which one of you already stole my PayPal?!”

  • @EasternStory
    @EasternStory 4 роки тому +458

    “I hope its toilet paper”
    -Flamingo 2019
    HE CALLED IT

  • @Xplrforever_
    @Xplrforever_ Рік тому +360

    0:01 Friends,yea 😯fun, uhuh😧 fashion, Mhm😲and... Fame 😳 *grimlin laugh*👹👹👹👹👹

    • @rowen17
      @rowen17 Рік тому +14

      🐁

    • @Skibidi_nao_on_yt
      @Skibidi_nao_on_yt 5 місяців тому +6

      FRIENDS FUN FASHION FAME!!!!👹👹👹👹

    • @Gabby-o3v
      @Gabby-o3v 5 місяців тому +4

      and then he gets posessed 💀

    • @Gavinno1hater
      @Gavinno1hater 5 місяців тому

      what😭😭

    • @Gabby-o3v
      @Gabby-o3v 5 місяців тому +2

      then he becomes possed by a rat somehow

  • @Moon-eo2ru
    @Moon-eo2ru 5 років тому +3656

    Moviestar planet: 18+ year olds can't play
    Also Moviestar planet: *dating mechanics*

    • @BoilingHotTea
      @BoilingHotTea 5 років тому +90

      Yes, an intellectual. Nobody under 18 can date because mom said no :(

    • @dd12exe
      @dd12exe 5 років тому +105

      also why are they putting birth date to "1960" or something
      (oh god i cant explain sorry for my bad grammar)

    • @mediciki602
      @mediciki602 5 років тому +14

      @@dd12exe lol ik what you mean 🤫😂

    • @mootubes5221
      @mootubes5221 5 років тому +12

      It became a kids game

    • @henry-kun5175
      @henry-kun5175 5 років тому +12

      I play taht and i,m undert 10 hehehehhehehehhee

  • @miroslavakovac2461
    @miroslavakovac2461 5 років тому +655

    6:41
    Girl: *having freckles,*
    Albert:
    What is on her?
    Is that *chest hair* ?
    Yes *claps*

    • @shutup3886
      @shutup3886 5 років тому +3

      Miroslava Kovac haha

    • @CL-io9xi
      @CL-io9xi 5 років тому +16

      Do freckles grow on your chest now?

    • @okboomer3687
      @okboomer3687 5 років тому +8

      CatChannel 1 you can have freckles on your chest lol

    • @lindsey6661
      @lindsey6661 5 років тому +2

      CatChannel 1 I have freckles on my chest

    • @kelseyowens1827
      @kelseyowens1827 5 років тому +4

      "having freckles" she's giving birth to freckles!

  • @koublossom8320
    @koublossom8320 5 років тому +651

    4:21
    "Oh, it's just stupid pixi star."
    everyone can agree to that statement.

  • @Fearlessntaylorrr
    @Fearlessntaylorrr 10 місяців тому +92

    WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO FUNNY I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WHOLE VIDEO FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT😭😭😭

  • @soapy1560
    @soapy1560 4 роки тому +2993

    Albert: “A gift? I hope it’s toilet paper.”
    Me: Albert can speak the future.

  • @florix3301
    @florix3301 4 роки тому +204

    "Friends, Fun, Fashion, Fame,-"
    **LITERALLYNTURNING INTO A RAT**

  • @fardowsa9500
    @fardowsa9500 4 роки тому +741

    5:06: “wHicH oNe oF yOu aLrEaDy sToLe mY pAyPaL?”
    He murdered me😂😂

  • @Ra1nb0w.un1cornz
    @Ra1nb0w.un1cornz Місяць тому +7

    5 years ago & this is still 1 of fav videos. 😭

  • @Salsabilakhtt
    @Salsabilakhtt 5 років тому +457

    *"I don't have any dogs"*
    Bedrock (his puppy): *am I a joke to you*

  • @cursedeclipse1823
    @cursedeclipse1823 4 роки тому +693

    Albert: “FAAAMMEEEEE!?”
    Me: *”yes we know you are.”*

  • @xxwerido._.playzxx742
    @xxwerido._.playzxx742 4 роки тому +590

    Albert: Please dont steal my Paypal-
    Paypal: Sorry. Something went wrong
    Albert: WHICH ONE OF YOU ALREADY STOLE MY PAYPAL
    That one fan: 🤭👋

    • @lanikuma
      @lanikuma 4 роки тому +14

      Xx Werido._. PlayZ xX ✌️😌
      Ok so maybe that was me.

    • @davondavis1375
      @davondavis1375 4 роки тому +3

      Xx Werido._. PlayZ xX 💋💋💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😝😝😛👉🏻👌🏽

    • @neikojackson7089
      @neikojackson7089 4 роки тому +3

      @@lanikuma i was OOF

    • @lanikuma
      @lanikuma 4 роки тому +6

      Kayla The od catcher • BTS IM SORRY! ūnū my eyes too young for that

    • @cl0vercr0w18
      @cl0vercr0w18 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @cloverz714
    @cloverz714 Рік тому +20

    For anyone wondering, the girl you was speaking random letters with numbers was speaking franko arab, basically speaking arabic using english letters and numbers, as a egyptian myself, that person is probably also egyptian

  • @lunarsprinkle6580
    @lunarsprinkle6580 5 років тому +1738

    Flamingo's -fake- ages
    12
    13
    17
    19
    and
    "I AM A 4O YEAR OLD MAN IN REAL LIFE"
    ( fan's suggestions about Albert's true ages: 1, 7, 0, 378, 56, 122, 36, 22?)

  • @corygetajob
    @corygetajob 4 роки тому +310

    UA-cam: Has enemies
    PewDiePie: T-Series
    Flamingo: his mic

  • @therainbowbirds3758
    @therainbowbirds3758 5 років тому +433

    2017: YO TENGO
    2018: Epic from Epic games
    2019: ugly scp tato
    Also 2019: la howa a7a ba

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 5 років тому +10

      The Rainbow Birds rip CHILL ; (

    • @okipullup128
      @okipullup128 5 років тому +5

      SHUT UP NERD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    • @lwt.faithinthefuture
      @lwt.faithinthefuture 5 років тому +1

      2018 (still chill)

    • @vuzye5497
      @vuzye5497 5 років тому +3

      A7a ba is swear word on Egypt I know it because I'm from egypt

    • @taleenanky1931
      @taleenanky1931 5 років тому +1

      @@vuzye5497 I KNOW SHE CURSED 1MILLION Time im dying AHAHHAHAAHAH

  • @Jxst_Smil3
    @Jxst_Smil3 2 місяці тому +12

    Albert’s spirit animal is definitely a rat 💀🖐

  • @chlove2060
    @chlove2060 4 роки тому +873

    Albert: I hope it's toilet paper
    me watching this in 2020: no, sorry buddy. The toilet paper is gone.

  • @sovrmi1k144
    @sovrmi1k144 5 років тому +366

    Albert: I don’t own 2 cool dogs
    Bedrock: Say sike right now.

    • @kryptoxii2363
      @kryptoxii2363 5 років тому +6

      Bedrock isn’t *2* cool dogs though

    • @user-fp8wb2qf3z
      @user-fp8wb2qf3z 5 років тому +3

      WRONG he doesnt own 2 DOGS haha got ya right there

    • @Lucky-yj1mp
      @Lucky-yj1mp 5 років тому +3

      Not his dog. He’s Kristen.

    • @Sunny-eh9kz
      @Sunny-eh9kz 5 років тому +1

      He owns 1 doggo uwu

  • @sipstea746
    @sipstea746 5 років тому +5100

    Albert: I’m 17
    Albert: I’m 12
    Albert: I’m 40
    Albert: I’m 13
    Me: k

  • @ouch03
    @ouch03 Рік тому +35

    2:24 "a boomerang that can speak to me" simply the best line ever

  • @lilypaduu
    @lilypaduu 3 роки тому +757

    " Yellow water is better than yellow snow. "
    - My dad, who was listening to me watch this

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 роки тому +18

      BAHAHAHAHAH-

    • @sleepyw1253
      @sleepyw1253 3 роки тому +19

      yellow snow is better tho bc if u eat it there’s a chance that it’s beer 👌

    • @magicalgrl2280
      @magicalgrl2280 3 роки тому +19

      @@sleepyw1253 or... APPLEJUICE 😳

    • @XantheAlyssa
      @XantheAlyssa 3 роки тому +10

      @@sleepyw1253 or just pee 🤧✨

    • @zzgachawrld6456
      @zzgachawrld6456 3 роки тому +7

      @@XantheAlyssa nah just apple juice or beer

  • @unique_sophia1025
    @unique_sophia1025 5 років тому +468

    Him: Fame???!? *Has a anxiety attack *
    Me: *dying of laughter* 😂

    • @dima4196
      @dima4196 5 років тому

      dima had an asthma attack

    • @dg-4911
      @dg-4911 5 років тому +2

      Unique_ Sophia lol 😂

    • @kylaaxox
      @kylaaxox 5 років тому +2

      An anxiety attack*

    • @humandefinitely
      @humandefinitely 5 років тому +3

      @Catherine Morgan bot

    • @RooRue
      @RooRue 5 років тому +1

      Has *AN* anxiety attack

  • @lexi-oi9no
    @lexi-oi9no 4 роки тому +472

    Albert: “STOP YOU’RE CREEPING THE WOMEN OUT!”
    Me: *falling off my chair laughing*

  • @Lanadelreyislife100
    @Lanadelreyislife100 Рік тому +24

    It’s been 3 years since this video came out and it’s still my favourite

  • @-oloudacityo-5693
    @-oloudacityo-5693 3 роки тому +743

    "They sent me into heaven cause they knew I was eighteen."

    • @puppetcharlieemily6334
      @puppetcharlieemily6334 3 роки тому +2

      Owo

    • @edens.sanctuary
      @edens.sanctuary 3 роки тому +3

      over 18 for that matter

    • @dailvr
      @dailvr 3 роки тому +3

      When I read your comment he said it

    • @identiktt
      @identiktt 3 роки тому +2

      @maddie uwu u litteraly have uwu in your name
      (I swear this is a fucking joke)

    • @ArtwaffleGB
      @ArtwaffleGB 3 роки тому +1

      @maddie uwu owo

  • @itz_emlyy949
    @itz_emlyy949 4 роки тому +457

    “I hope it’s toilet paper!”
    “Ugh, I don’t want the virus!”
    *I-*

    • @alexturnerstan9000
      @alexturnerstan9000 4 роки тому +7

      Itz_ Em’lyy no we don’t need tp to stay safe

    • @edgy9609
      @edgy9609 4 роки тому +5

      Just use *f L E x t a p E*

    • @edgy9609
      @edgy9609 4 роки тому

      Oh I just realized u copied the comment under lmao I hate u

    • @kencarsonmyking
      @kencarsonmyking 4 роки тому

      I hate u all ikr

    • @-tech-6530
      @-tech-6530 4 роки тому +1

      Ouch-

  • @ilse.
    @ilse. 4 роки тому +216

    Back then:
    Site: HaS tWo DoGs
    Albert: I DON 'T HAVE TWO DOGS
    Now:
    *Albert has two dogs*
    * *illuminati sound effect* *
    Edit: it is februari 2021 now, still true

  • @RefreshingAppllee
    @RefreshingAppllee 6 днів тому +10

    0:13 where did albert find a picture of me

  • @sheesher939
    @sheesher939 3 роки тому +572

    Nobody:
    Albert’s age throughout this video:📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @rimaabdullatif187
    @rimaabdullatif187 4 роки тому +140

    "Create more yellow water"
    *yeah that sounds about right*

  • @alphee3846
    @alphee3846 4 роки тому +283

    Kids that play MovieStarPlanet: I’m so depressed :(
    When Albert plays MovieStarPlanet:yElLoW wAtEr

    • @p1xl3fr0gs5
      @p1xl3fr0gs5 4 роки тому +2

      *_yellow pee_*

    • @nanditabty5280
      @nanditabty5280 4 роки тому +1

      Yellow banana

    • @anneratleyn6205
      @anneratleyn6205 4 роки тому +1

      @Josie Sydenstricker yellow Albert

    • @kaileys7282
      @kaileys7282 4 роки тому

      right , someone went on forums and was talking about every comment she gets the deeper she’s gonna cut and then when everyone was freaking out she was like HAHA IT WAS A PRANKKKK

    • @rhondagarner6807
      @rhondagarner6807 4 роки тому

      @@kaileys7282 i

  • @METTATON436
    @METTATON436 Місяць тому +12

    He has had many different ages in this video 17 22 12 40

  • @anderfoox6097
    @anderfoox6097 3 роки тому +1260

    Okay so the weird thing is it said “ Albert has 2 cool dogs “ and in the future he actually got 2 dogs-

  • @vanderbalt
    @vanderbalt 5 років тому +299

    Who remembers when albert played msp in 2016 lol

  • @swilverhand
    @swilverhand 5 років тому +159

    *shows you to my mum*
    “This is what happens when you take drugs”

  • @addisonhealy5238
    @addisonhealy5238 2 роки тому +7

    When you said “BILLY BOY JOE” it had me balling 😂

  • @DefinitelyAPerson000
    @DefinitelyAPerson000 4 роки тому +661

    “I’m 40”
    Literally 2 seconds later
    “I’m still 40”

  • @aizennyn
    @aizennyn 4 роки тому +302

    “STOP YOUR CREEPING THE WEMON OUT”
    -Albert

    • @stupidsolarflare3254
      @stupidsolarflare3254 4 роки тому +7

      "i Am NoT a TeXaS"
      -also Albert

    • @Saineeds2die
      @Saineeds2die 4 роки тому +3

      @@stupidsolarflare3254 "wHo'S cheWinG oN a cAbEl?"

    • @softysophie967
      @softysophie967 4 роки тому +2

      Icy Peppermint "That guy just kissed the money-"

    • @aizennyn
      @aizennyn 4 роки тому +4

      Don’t forget
      “Yellow water do you mean pee?”
      -Albert again

    • @qemrr975
      @qemrr975 4 роки тому +1

      Women*

  • @wiman3332
    @wiman3332 5 років тому +429

    game: PayPal doesn’t work.
    Albert: “ WHICH ONE OF YOU ALREADY STOLE MY CREDIT CARD? “

  • @rhiaaO_o
    @rhiaaO_o Рік тому +7

    I LITERALLY LOVE THOSE PARTS THAT HE GETS HORRIFIED FROM EVERYTHING 😭 9:29

  • @fluff3435
    @fluff3435 4 роки тому +219

    *Albert has 2 cool dogs*
    Looks like we have some time travelers here.

  • @petermartin3418
    @petermartin3418 4 роки тому +211

    Albert - “If there is ever a toy made of me, I want you to smash it against the wall so that I can feel the pain.”
    YouTooz - I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

    • @a.g.8256
      @a.g.8256 4 роки тому +8

      More like "whole man's LIFE"!!!! 😆

    • @cowboylikejules13
      @cowboylikejules13 4 роки тому +4

      I would maybe just maybe put it in my dogs mouth which he has like 20 canines lol

    • @CYB3R_SPAC3
      @CYB3R_SPAC3 3 роки тому +1

      @@a.g.8256 man, i still think his 40

    • @Flamingoisthebest
      @Flamingoisthebest 2 роки тому

      Slay

  • @mxssjk5417
    @mxssjk5417 4 роки тому +549

    “Please don’t steal my PayPal”
    *literally not even a second later*
    “WHICH ONE OF YOU ALREADY STOLE MY PAYPAL-“

  • @not_eagleye
    @not_eagleye 11 місяців тому +6

    albert unlocked his old memories....
    if u dont remember he played this on albertsstuff channel

  • @lolahendrikse6319
    @lolahendrikse6319 4 роки тому +124

    albert: *im a boy, wait actually i'm a girl.*
    me: dies for laughter and my sister confused

  • @liv6387
    @liv6387 4 роки тому +271

    Albert: I’m a 12 year old
    Also Albert: I’m a 17 year old
    Albert: *Types I’m 40 in real life*

    • @focus8543
      @focus8543 4 роки тому

      If she's 12 im 12

    • @Plasmaboiiscool
      @Plasmaboiiscool 4 роки тому +6

      He's 12, 13, 17, 22, 40, and 7

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena 4 роки тому +1

      I'm 1000000 in real life

    • @anna5999
      @anna5999 4 роки тому

      @@Plasmaboiiscool and 1

    • @sipstea746
      @sipstea746 4 роки тому +1

      I swear I commented that like a year ago...

  • @mikakaaa
    @mikakaaa 4 роки тому +262

    “Friends? Mhm... Fashion? Yeah..... & FaMe?! *starts making mouse noises* “

  • @thedotfairy2
    @thedotfairy2 10 місяців тому +5

    “WHICH ONE OF YOU ALREADY STOLE MY PAYPAL!?”

    • @thedotfairy2
      @thedotfairy2 10 місяців тому

      @TOEeaterNOMNOM NO MY PAYPAL

  • @vVV-gm9qz
    @vVV-gm9qz 4 роки тому +328

    "Ever since I started playing Movie Star Planet I started hearing and seeing things that aren't real... *p a r e n t s*"

  • @themcdonellkids8384
    @themcdonellkids8384 5 років тому +339

    "WHICH ONE OF YOU ALREADY STOLE MY PAY PAL?"
    -Albert 2019

  • @lenutacotoara3971
    @lenutacotoara3971 4 роки тому +757

    "I'm 17 years old"
    "Im 12 years old"
    "I'm 13 years old"
    Him on msp "I'm 40 :)"

  • @JINX_OSC
    @JINX_OSC Рік тому +9

    The part where he gets scared when the car drove up made me almost fall off the toilet

  • @nataliehanson9923
    @nataliehanson9923 5 років тому +156

    “which one of u already stole my pay pal”
    Me: *uhhhh... Su Tart*

  • @euzzefenriquemarohom1885
    @euzzefenriquemarohom1885 5 років тому +173

    Rush here after I got the notification because I love albert and his scream!

    • @libbslobbstayt7081
      @libbslobbstayt7081 5 років тому +1

      Haha same tbh

    • @Natlyset
      @Natlyset 5 років тому

      Roblox Eurique same

    • @KinoNazMC
      @KinoNazMC 5 років тому +3

      69 likes, nice...

    • @darlamiddleton6912
      @darlamiddleton6912 5 років тому +1

      sometimes i get mad from his screams, his screams maybe are the reasons why i have bad hearing...

    • @phineassss4901
      @phineassss4901 5 років тому +1

      I like it when he becomes bratty XD

  • @enriquediaz4556
    @enriquediaz4556 5 років тому +274

    Albert: do you know what I mean?
    Me: *No* ;-;
    2:53

    • @logic4301
      @logic4301 5 років тому +5

      Enrique Diaz He means a voodoo doll

    • @xrsparkyxrsparkle4753
      @xrsparkyxrsparkle4753 5 років тому +3

      Look it up its a doll that u make of someone but u have to know them and all so u need the DNA hair or blood u hurt or burn or soemthing to it and u can do it to the person in real life

    • @bootylicker90000
      @bootylicker90000 2 роки тому

      @@xrsparkyxrsparkle4753
      Wait what

  • @Mrjillybeane
    @Mrjillybeane Рік тому +3

    "Which one of you already stole my paypal?!"
    Literally forgets about it 2 seconds later:

  • @unavailable151
    @unavailable151 4 роки тому +108

    Albert: "I'm a 12 year old."
    *2 seconds later*
    Albert: *I'M 40 IN REAL LIFE*

  • @nvk0
    @nvk0 4 роки тому +97

    “If I ever get a toy version of me made, throw it on the ground.”
    Albert, you made a YouTooz toy... Time to buy it!

    • @reytiel
      @reytiel 4 роки тому

      Lol. I'm getting it

  • @sophia-wn9fx
    @sophia-wn9fx 4 роки тому +446

    *”a gift? I hope it’s toilet paper”*
    2020 COV:
    Everyone: same 😌✋

  • @crumblecookiehehe4598
    @crumblecookiehehe4598 2 роки тому +4

    “STOPPP, YOUR SCARINF THE LADIES” -Albert

  • @cl0udd478
    @cl0udd478 5 років тому +290

    Albert: “I don’t have any dogs, they're dead”
    Bedrock: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @Rickettaa
    @Rickettaa 5 років тому +517

    "is that chest hair"
    Albert: yass queen *cLaPs*

    • @HiHi-sh6jn
      @HiHi-sh6jn 5 років тому +4

      Me be like : the HeCc there FrEcKeLs BiG dIfFeRnCe BoI gEt NoOb

    • @lol-jd8gr
      @lol-jd8gr 5 років тому +2

      @@HiHi-sh6jn Hi Hi Hi Hi

    • @iislimequeenii6570
      @iislimequeenii6570 5 років тому +2

      I was laughing hard

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 5 років тому +1

      @Tyeuwjnsnzmz Ysjsjsjs *_AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA_*

    • @hyunlvrr
      @hyunlvrr 5 років тому +3

      500th like

  • @jackieholguin5903
    @jackieholguin5903 5 років тому +276

    •Friends ❌
    •Fun✅
    •Fashion❓
    •Fame ✅
    Flamingos answers 👏🏼👌🏼🥑

    • @hellptat3319
      @hellptat3319 5 років тому +4

      @Daniel Wright shut up scammer

    • @kawiipumkinwolf3736
      @kawiipumkinwolf3736 5 років тому +2

      Wait I thought we were his friend

    • @neerg831
      @neerg831 4 роки тому +1

      Kaden :
      aM I a JoKe To YoU?????

    • @Zkankhunt
      @Zkankhunt Рік тому +1

      Temprist, kaden, and jake: what are we? ROACHES?

    • @Zkankhunt
      @Zkankhunt Рік тому +1

      Temprist, kaden, and jake: what are we? ROACHES?

  • @Squigleswa
    @Squigleswa Рік тому +4

    This brings up so many memories😭
    Me and my cousin used to watch this 50 times in a row we memorized all the things you said
    This might be your best video my cousin and I have ever seen. EVER IN ALL OF UA-cam

  • @catpie._8436
    @catpie._8436 3 роки тому +441

    Albert: sees the word yellow water
    *wheezing intensifies*

  • @Emily-nv9qs
    @Emily-nv9qs 5 років тому +73

    *paypal doesn’t work*
    Albert: which one of you guys stole my paypal already

  • @Hfkdmxjdnssn
    @Hfkdmxjdnssn 5 років тому +548

    *second day asking Alberto to make a full earthworm sally theme song*

  • @katsuhitoyatsutami8483
    @katsuhitoyatsutami8483 2 роки тому +3

    I love how when it said "FRIENDS" he was like: Yeah?? :O

  • @suzu3889
    @suzu3889 5 років тому +446

    Albert : I'm a cute boy!
    Me: no way he is choosing a girl
    Albert: *I'M A GRILL ACTUALLY*
    Me: *yes*

    • @Ramen_Doodles08
      @Ramen_Doodles08 5 років тому +1

      Crazy Suzuu he is a grill

    • @lpscuckooclock3808
      @lpscuckooclock3808 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @gabby9907
      @gabby9907 5 років тому +3

      wow not reallt suprised the grill is a gender in 2019.

    • @kenadywright3256
      @kenadywright3256 5 років тому

      Never call albert a grill🍗 I think you mean girl🙋‍♀️

    • @autumn_shrom
      @autumn_shrom 5 років тому +3

      Stop correcting her that's rude she's just trying to be funny

  • @elihahahahah
    @elihahahahah 3 роки тому +1259

    "Im 17 years old"
    "Im 12 years old"
    "Im 22 years old"
    "Im 40 years old"
    "Im 13 years old"
    "Im 1 YEARS OLD"
    ALBERT WHAT ARE YOU

  • @krunkhut6261
    @krunkhut6261 5 років тому +266

    Albert: Gives a random person his password
    Person: Takes account
    Albert: *_surprised pikachu face_*

  • @judyhayden7662
    @judyhayden7662 Рік тому +8

    *shaky voice* ' friends- - yeah. fÚnnn uhh huhhh--.. fashiOn-- mHMM.. a-nnnn-d ✨*FAME*✨'
    *demon laughing noises start*
    *ææAHAHÆÆEAAAÆÆuahahah*
    *hissing demon noises*
    ' MOVIESTAR PLANET? COURSE I'LL DOWNLOAD FOR FREE 😃 '
    Edit 1:This made me laugh my eyes out. I had to commet

  • @blxckrosess4875
    @blxckrosess4875 5 років тому +331

    *“which one of u already stole my pay pal”*
    -albert 2019
    guys- ik it’s meaningless - i get it-

    • @moonbase5363
      @moonbase5363 5 років тому +5

      blxck rosess
      Why did you feel the need to quote this? It's meaningless.

    • @spicycoriander
      @spicycoriander 5 років тому +3

      @@moonbase5363 no I'm meaningless and that is glorious as is everything else Albert says.

    • @normalperson2553
      @normalperson2553 5 років тому +3

      @@moonbase5363 tssss i feel like ur being rude to him since he likes gacha life.

    • @salmacaballero2137
      @salmacaballero2137 5 років тому +5

      MoonBase wow! Just rude we should be quoting everything that Albert says!

    • @KazukoDev
      @KazukoDev 5 років тому +2

      blxck rosess GET OUT OF MY CLUB

  • @ab0625
    @ab0625 4 роки тому +98

    Him *happy about having 1 friend*
    Also him: "Oh its just stupid pixi star"

  • @GenesisDoesGacha
    @GenesisDoesGacha 5 років тому +234

    "I'M NOT 22
    I'M NOT 22
    I'M NOT 22"
    _"You're 12, Albert."_
    *"I'm FoRtY iN rEaL lIfE."*

    • @alexalopez4837
      @alexalopez4837 5 років тому

      GraueSeele no u not bitch

    • @keira.s1
      @keira.s1 5 років тому +3

      @@alexalopez4837 it's just a joke, so relax?

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp 5 років тому +4

      @@alexalopez4837 Child, my sweet child, when did you learn curse words-

    • @lemondemonfangirl1337
      @lemondemonfangirl1337 5 років тому +2

      Esteven Rivera don’t

    • @madiisokay7963
      @madiisokay7963 5 років тому +2

      Esteven Rivera I don’t even understand your comment.

  • @muichiro..nugget
    @muichiro..nugget Рік тому +13

    I dont watch albert anymore, but this has always been my favorite video from him.

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 5 років тому +452

    Here, i have some water to give!
    Default:
    Blue water
    Green water
    Grey water
    Rare:
    Gold water
    Brown water
    Purple water
    Red water
    Legendary:
    YELLOW WATER!!!

    • @foolishjoe
      @foolishjoe 5 років тому +2

      can i get purple water

    • @alexacastellanos9580
      @alexacastellanos9580 5 років тому +2

      *i want yellow water ok thanks*

    • @evielinaa
      @evielinaa 5 років тому +2

      i-

    • @siplug838
      @siplug838 5 років тому +3

      pee water

    • @siplug838
      @siplug838 5 років тому +3

      yellow water = pee water..
      GIMME IT BETTER NEED TO MAKE A PEE BOTTLE

  • @lungs7770
    @lungs7770 4 роки тому +114

    “Bonnie chewed on a cable”
    “So YoUr? *TelLiNG mE? To? ChEw oN A cABlE?*
    Game: uh uh uh *24*

  • @trixianarius
    @trixianarius 4 роки тому +589

    "Im 12 years old"
    "Im 17 years old"
    "Im 40 years old"
    "Im 13 years old"
    Meanwhile because he got logged out 12:43
    *"Im 1 years old"*

    • @kangel..
      @kangel.. 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @gonfreecss4869
      @gonfreecss4869 4 роки тому +2

      174 likes and only 1 person replied.

    • @trixianarius
      @trixianarius 4 роки тому +2

      174 like and only 1 person replied

    • @syro.playsgt
      @syro.playsgt 4 роки тому

      250 likes and only 5 replies

    • @dreamer0622
      @dreamer0622 4 роки тому +1

      Wow I am currently 9 months old

  • @novaperttunen2058
    @novaperttunen2058 2 роки тому +3

    I have only watched not even a minute of this video, I already like him!

  • @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp
    @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp 4 роки тому +93

    “STAPPPPP… YOU’RE CREEPING ALL THE WOMEN OUT!!”
    Albert 2019-

  • @kakyoin1856
    @kakyoin1856 5 років тому +377

    “FRIENDS”
    “FUN”
    “FASHION”
    FAAAAMMEE!!!!!!
    HUEHAHAHAHAEHEHAH
    Albert-2019

    • @madyholt
      @madyholt 5 років тому +3

      Alison Rose omg i literally read this as he said it ew

    • @Tokiryii
      @Tokiryii 5 років тому

      @@madyholt why u say ew

    • @jouritube963
      @jouritube963 5 років тому

      *DEEP BREATHING*
      EHEJEHEHEJHEHEHE

    • @oldsport-jackkennedy-5260
      @oldsport-jackkennedy-5260 5 років тому

      JouriTube *rat sounds*

    • @kakyoin1856
      @kakyoin1856 5 років тому

      I didn’t think I would get a lot of likes FAST

  • @tour2210
    @tour2210 4 роки тому +205

    3:28 Imagine the car runs you over, and says "You're 22" in a bloody screen. oop

  • @市3なぜ
    @市3なぜ 2 роки тому +2

    "I sneeze into their ashes and rub it all over my face, now I'll live forever"
    I really do hope so.

  • @confused947
    @confused947 5 років тому +294

    Me When I First Played Movie Star Planet: OMG THIS IS DO FUN!
    2019 Me: What The Hell Is This..

    • @confused947
      @confused947 5 років тому +7

      Still Chill

    • @ratc4244
      @ratc4244 5 років тому +3

      I love ur profile

    • @Chonguye
      @Chonguye 5 років тому

      Omg sameee

    • @lolwut8391
      @lolwut8391 5 років тому +3

      Correction * Heck because we are family friendly.

    • @paulettecreighton9609
      @paulettecreighton9609 5 років тому

      Nice profile pic. I'm Albert with brown hair.

  • @melmel1-3-4
    @melmel1-3-4 4 роки тому +188

    Only OGs will remember ‘coolcutegirlwholikesmeniswear’

  • @dai4y
    @dai4y 4 роки тому +423

    "Im 17 years old In real life"
    "Im 12 years old In real life"
    "Im 40 years old In real life"
    "Im 13 years old In real life"
    sometimes idk what to believe..

  • @himariXmiraki
    @himariXmiraki 10 місяців тому +7

    It’s been so long I just can’t believe we are in 2024.. 2010-2019 was more better..