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  • @bendel9693
    @bendel9693 4 роки тому +2243

    I was crying bc my parents divorced but Albert gave me a big smile on my face and a lot of laughs

    • @BigDaddyGreene1
      @BigDaddyGreene1 4 роки тому +228

      I'm sorry to hear that (This my dad's acc)

    • @bbueno2009
      @bbueno2009 3 роки тому +112

      I’m so sorry to hear that I hope it gets better for you and your parents

    • @mollyfromacnh9973
      @mollyfromacnh9973 3 роки тому +75

      Aw man I hope you get better dude

    • @paintingfolder6485
      @paintingfolder6485 3 роки тому +59

      I'm sorry that happened to you :(

    • @tom_twist
      @tom_twist 3 роки тому +52

      It’s ok
      I know how u feel :)

  • @greg8082
    @greg8082 4 роки тому +250

    When he said “it started charging him for playing”
    It reminded me of this lego game i played like 6 years ago that I accidentally set to spanish and never played again

    • @missvideocutie
      @missvideocutie 4 роки тому +3

      Bart jeff wow-

    • @delta5425
      @delta5425 4 роки тому +5

      That happened to me but I changed my Lego game to English .-. Back then I didn't know much English I was like 9 .-.

    • @mollyzzz83
      @mollyzzz83 4 роки тому +1

      Bart jeff, SADDD :p

    • @mauvsstuff4742
      @mauvsstuff4742 4 роки тому +1

      @@delta5425 what is your native language?

    • @delta5425
      @delta5425 4 роки тому +1

      @@mauvsstuff4742 Spanish.Español :>

  • @UrLocalGerman-lu5id
    @UrLocalGerman-lu5id Місяць тому +28

    I'm still watching this in 2024 😭😭🙏🙏

  • @JackThePerson27
    @JackThePerson27 3 роки тому +354

    Honestly, I would listen to Albert saying “Webkinz” for an hour.

  • @zipant
    @zipant 4 роки тому +758

    Albert: *spills soda on himself*
    Me: I wonder what's going through his mind when he makes videos

  • @thestral_gachagang4935
    @thestral_gachagang4935 5 років тому +770

    **BURY YOUR PET IN A GRAVE**
    Albert - MY PETS GONNA GET **DIABETES**

    • @karmakk2157
      @karmakk2157 5 років тому +2

      Mary Bennett stop lying to yourself buster

    • @esperanzaarinaga7984
      @esperanzaarinaga7984 5 років тому +2

      @Mary Bennett you fake ugly 1988 profile picture girl you're so stupid I really think we're going to fall for your 1988 scam you stupid I was going to go to your Google fake fake what's it called your fake website freaking stupid websites probably doesn't give you the runs you're so dumb he probably you probably think you're going to get lots of liquid lots of money cuz of these stupid little kids but he's stupid little kids aren't stupid anymore they're like a smart little minions like minions are stupid so they're smart minions

    • @Thehateclub-jb4th
      @Thehateclub-jb4th 5 років тому

      DEATH

    • @yinana
      @yinana 5 років тому

      -Albert 2018-2019

    • @hh-ie7sl
      @hh-ie7sl 5 років тому +2

      @@esperanzaarinaga7984 oh my

  • @justasimpforgojo
    @justasimpforgojo 2 роки тому +54

    7:50 *That laugh was legendary* the best laugh in the whole history

  • @ic0yv
    @ic0yv 3 роки тому +58

    7:46 i love how albert drinks cola and ad does perfect timing

  • @theresabarlet3743
    @theresabarlet3743 3 роки тому +146

    3:00 , the most chaotic moment of Albert's life

  • @derpysnowmanyt7467
    @derpysnowmanyt7467 5 років тому +4350

    Albert: buRY YOUR PET IN A GRAAVVe
    I actually thought it said that lol

  • @toratrus
    @toratrus 3 роки тому +55

    1:48 I’m in love with the way he said that lol

  • @-inactive-544
    @-inactive-544 2 роки тому +116

    My mother neglected me half my life. Just watching your videos makes me forget all about that. You made my life so much better. Im so thankful for you. Keep being you Albert. Dont let anyone get to your head!

  • @aiax3275
    @aiax3275 5 років тому +2372

    Only true Albert fans will know...
    Literally Everything Albert Said

  • @jaime7366
    @jaime7366 3 роки тому +694

    4:10
    Albert: “fartshine”
    Webkinz: “n o”
    Albert: “Die”
    Webkinz: “ah lovely”
    Albert: “ *HAHAHAHAHHAAH* “

  • @Dryslushie
    @Dryslushie 2 роки тому +38

    Accidentally laughed and 4.2 gallons of water came out of my nose and ears. Great video!!

  • @zamstudios845
    @zamstudios845 3 роки тому +11

    “They are going to love it!”
    Albert: “YOU THINK SO?”
    6:28

  • @gianna_._yeet9439
    @gianna_._yeet9439 5 років тому +179

    0:00 , *puts headphones on, not realizing volume is all the way up*
    Albert: “ WEBKINZZZZZ

  • @justgabriell930
    @justgabriell930 3 роки тому +347

    i like how albert is a mix beetween a normal person and a deranged psycho path

  • @KiwiBird-
    @KiwiBird- 3 роки тому +20

    When Albert spilt that pop all over him, I felt that on a personal level
    I do that more than I’d like to admit.

  • @Thebiggestbirdofficial
    @Thebiggestbirdofficial 3 роки тому +5

    “Rumble rumble in my tumble, ooOooh” lol that’s so funny

  • @utsukushii.
    @utsukushii. 5 років тому +358

    Duck or whatever: Hello th-
    Albert: SHUT UPPPP
    Duck or whatever: *T R I G G E R E D*

  • @kenesys8713
    @kenesys8713 5 років тому +147

    My grandma played Webkinz for a long time, and also got me Two of the stuffed animal things.
    Thank you, Gammy.
    Miss you

  • @GoatToaster16253
    @GoatToaster16253 Рік тому +7

    I love how Albert gets progressively more and more unhinged

  • @Kazeemi2810
    @Kazeemi2810 Рік тому +6

    “aw do u think so?”
    “AW DO U THINK SO? 👹”
    -2019 albert

  • @Feristle
    @Feristle 5 років тому +201

    "Im clicking with my ninja mouse, it's not ninjaing" - Albert 2019

  • @Kitsune_3
    @Kitsune_3 4 роки тому +173

    0:05 I thought he said KILL for pets lol

  • @SpidrFox
    @SpidrFox Рік тому +2

    “Rumble rumble there’s a feeling in my tumble” 💀💀😭

  • @royalfoxy2511
    @royalfoxy2511 Рік тому +1

    This has to be my favourite Albert video

  • @3934bee
    @3934bee 4 роки тому +64

    7:52 that laugh was so perfectly timed tho

  • @hornzreaper3681
    @hornzreaper3681 5 років тому +421

    Name your pet!
    Albert: Fartspit
    AI: invalid
    Albert: FartShine
    AI: invalid
    Albert: *die*
    AI: Ok!
    Me: ⊙﹏⊙

    • @Solarssolar
      @Solarssolar 5 років тому

      Wat the wat
      WhY

    • @Solarssolar
      @Solarssolar 5 років тому +1

      Wow uh that got dark real fast

    • @midnightwolfsliver6494
      @midnightwolfsliver6494 5 років тому

      What a truly beautiful thing the world has came to ^v^

    • @The-JAILOR
      @The-JAILOR 5 років тому +2

      The "Me" here, is completely random and totally spoils what is otherwise a... decent... comment. Maybe just change that "Me" to "Albert".

    • @midanChaos
      @midanChaos 5 років тому +1

      Welp logic

  • @TheKELLOSO
    @TheKELLOSO 2 роки тому +3

    7:46 that synced in so perfectly with Albert drinking the Cola 😂

  • @alyssa011
    @alyssa011 3 роки тому +4

    Idk why i laughed when albert said you can play anywhere if you put your phone in the microwave for 3 minutes!
    Idk I'm just weird

  • @marleighrice432
    @marleighrice432 5 років тому +103

    I was hoping at the beginning to see Albert in his Chuck-A-Cheese costume to this 🤣

  • @thatdutchguy69
    @thatdutchguy69 5 років тому +114

    “look at me giving all these animals false hope”
    -albert 2019

  • @lena----
    @lena---- 3 роки тому +7

    Oh my god- the nostalgia- i loved this game when I was little

  • @Mr.Man-fp7vw
    @Mr.Man-fp7vw 9 місяців тому

    I love this video, he has so much energy also I laughed out loud over 10 times

  • @coolboy13499
    @coolboy13499 4 роки тому +132

    7:47
    The splash noise synced when the cola went outta his mouth

    • @iamunderthegroundpleasehel7114
      @iamunderthegroundpleasehel7114 4 роки тому +2

      《Dxremi》 • 50 years ago hey mine is 100 years sgo

    • @Applesauce525
      @Applesauce525 4 роки тому +1

      @@iamunderthegroundpleasehel7114 lol

    • @primgllki
      @primgllki 4 роки тому +1

      I actually thought it was 50 years ago 😂😂😂

    • @outtathered88
      @outtathered88 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god I thought that was 50 years ago and I was like
      *w a i t a m i n u t e*

    • @doom..555
      @doom..555 4 роки тому

      ZERO_TWOOO BHAHA

  • @memetea3491
    @memetea3491 5 років тому +164

    *reads title*
    Me: *has vietnam flashbacks to the webkinz killer...*

  • @chloestuff9459
    @chloestuff9459 Рік тому +12

    NUH IZ AN NOT ACTUAL DUCK

  • @kittyfzr6201
    @kittyfzr6201 2 роки тому +7

    7:05 “i wanna pway some games :3”

  • @idumpyourassiera5116
    @idumpyourassiera5116 5 років тому +280

    Me: *loves Albert*
    My best friend: O WHAT YA WATCHING
    Me: *AlBeRt*
    My best friend: he has a squeaky voice
    Me: *_dont disrespect me_*

    • @SurrealSUNNY
      @SurrealSUNNY 4 роки тому +15

      ...
      I'm not letting that happen

    • @xxivyxx1826
      @xxivyxx1826 4 роки тому +13

      I best friend said he was ugly
      I moved schools

    • @werefriends8993
      @werefriends8993 4 роки тому +5

      @@xxivyxx1826 if any one said that to me i would too

    • @jimmyneutron4413
      @jimmyneutron4413 4 роки тому +3

      Stupid Angel Thing did you kill them yet?

    • @piggywiggylps2561
      @piggywiggylps2561 4 роки тому +3

      My Mom said he’s ugly :(
      And My Dad said he’s annoying :(
      Not exaggerating tho XD its kinda sad and because of this im not allowed to watch him on the TV
      And My dad calls him “the screaming man”

  • @robinn5619
    @robinn5619 5 років тому +51

    I still have two webkinz pet plushes buried at the bottom of my childhood.

  • @ruzgarsonatkiris7958
    @ruzgarsonatkiris7958 2 роки тому +1

    legend says albert's webkinz still waits for him to come back

  • @TreewithaBean
    @TreewithaBean 25 днів тому +1

    I had this at FULL VOLUME in the car, and the "WEBKINS!" At the beginning scared the be Jesus out of me and my mom lol 😂

  • @JackHawkins38
    @JackHawkins38 4 роки тому +46

    0:00 so adorable the way he said it ( sorry for being late)

    • @GavinDoesObjectShows
      @GavinDoesObjectShows 4 роки тому

      No it sounds like wet wet wet wet webkins

    • @anaang4093
      @anaang4093 4 роки тому +2

      Webkins! 💗💖❤️💞💕

    • @Twxster.
      @Twxster. 3 роки тому

      I live it lol WeBkInz!!!!!

  • @alexriver6150
    @alexriver6150 4 роки тому +88

    Once I was in a full movie theater watching endgame and it was the quietest part of the movie and I had to sneeze I ended up making the loudest sneeze with the loudest fart at the same time ;-; thanks for my story time

  • @tylertotodile1627
    @tylertotodile1627 3 роки тому

    Lol I was in my living room watching this with full volume and my grandpa flinched when Albert screamed at the beginning, *"WEBKINZ"*

  • @kitty8962
    @kitty8962 3 роки тому +4

    3:14 wasn’t expecting that-

  • @kallidunnam8573
    @kallidunnam8573 5 років тому +207

    "you guys remember webkins?"
    Me (an intellectual): *no what the dang are you talking about brother*

    • @l0vese574
      @l0vese574 5 років тому +5

      Kalli Dunnam IKR I have no idea what dat it😂

    • @kawaiitak1157
      @kawaiitak1157 5 років тому +2

      LOL Last time I check which was 20 seconds ago you had like 87 now you’re getting them so fast!

    • @esperanzaarinaga7984
      @esperanzaarinaga7984 5 років тому +1

      You know several Albert's a brother only Albert's a brother it says word line so you don't take you can only say chill and Roebucks but you cannot say brother because it was really offencive to me because me and my brother are boyfriend and boyfriend and he is my other girlfriend like boyfriend but like also you cannot say brother you could only say chill and Robux but you cannot say Robux you could say Roblox but also when you come to another video and say oh dang brother I will actually come and attack you with my disgusting mouth say all these words on my disgusting little brain my disgusting big forehead and a small little brain with my disgusting troll fingers typing all these big ginormous words so you could go and jump off a bridge with my brother and my children and my Robux so also the was a

    • @squidsaj1302
      @squidsaj1302 5 років тому +1

      Overrated comment

    • @ekokonutz
      @ekokonutz 5 років тому

      I've heard of it but never played it-

  • @bruh_3139
    @bruh_3139 5 років тому +100

    7:21
    You can see Albert got scared... UA-cam was staring at him

    • @kara-ji6zp
      @kara-ji6zp 5 років тому +1

      Vincent Turner HAHA I’m not DuMb

    • @corirbd
      @corirbd 5 років тому

      @Jesse Rivera stfffu

    • @RossyR0ss
      @RossyR0ss 5 років тому

      *gets a Spanish ad*

    • @HojlundUnited
      @HojlundUnited 5 років тому +1

      @@kara-ji6zp LOL I KNOW RIGHT XD

    • @W1LBURZZ
      @W1LBURZZ 5 років тому

      @Jesse Rivera shut up biss

  • @victoriac9038
    @victoriac9038 2 роки тому +6

    4:51 *albert puts name fartspit* webkinz: ABA MA MAMA MIA *says "contains text that can't be used" instead "you can't use that greeting name."*

  • @alissacroft9945
    @alissacroft9945 2 роки тому

    9:24 you made me laugh for hard when you dogged that kiss lol

  • @LitRandomness
    @LitRandomness 5 років тому +273

    play furry roblox games.
    with your chuck a cheese costume on.

  • @lonnieh9793
    @lonnieh9793 5 років тому +35

    Albert: “animals love chocolate”
    People: * Cough cough * totally

  • @notme-rz6sk
    @notme-rz6sk 2 роки тому

    "There's a code on the butt" that made me scream to death😂

  • @Frontromstudio
    @Frontromstudio 2 роки тому

    This is probably the best video he's ever made probably one of the first videos he posted

  • @ocean.wxvess
    @ocean.wxvess 3 роки тому +159

    Did anybody laugh when he said
    “It bit me oWwWwW”

  • @LiIy-H.
    @LiIy-H. 5 років тому +415

    Albert: “ die is a product of kill!!!!!!”
    Me: *Yes, albert.*
    Mom: ???

  • @Crows_Beat
    @Crows_Beat 2 роки тому

    I fell out of bed trying to take a nap when Alberts mic blast. My cat is scared.

  • @jacoub4306
    @jacoub4306 3 роки тому +1

    Albert: Name pet die
    Me: stares in the cat eyes and gets freaked out

  • @ii_sunsetsisters8605
    @ii_sunsetsisters8605 4 роки тому +91

    6:30
    Me When Someone “Likes” My Stickman art

    • @samihtadrus2705
      @samihtadrus2705 3 роки тому +6

      your comment makes me feel like you didnt draw your charaters on your pfp

    • @pokerations
      @pokerations 3 роки тому +1

      Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

  • @laeei
    @laeei 4 роки тому +57

    Albert: I hate pets!
    Also Albert: *Has two dogs*

    • @galaxyfriends2870
      @galaxyfriends2870 4 роки тому

      ItzCupcakePlayz wow just wow

    • @robinfarstad4453
      @robinfarstad4453 4 роки тому +1

      You mean two cool dogs?

    • @claritagargarita9938
      @claritagargarita9938 4 роки тому

      Why you hate peach (little dog of albert) and bedrock (big dog of albert) WHY YOU HATE PETS🤬

    • @laeei
      @laeei 4 роки тому +2

      When did I say I hate pets?
      I said Albert SAID that he hates pets even though he owns 2 dogs.
      Plus Bedrock and Peach are the cutest I watched both videos of them getting the dogs, so you just misread.

    • @eclipseisbmyt666
      @eclipseisbmyt666 4 роки тому +2

      Clarita Gargarita
      She never said she hated pets -,-

  • @CarlsonandMommy
    @CarlsonandMommy 2 роки тому +1

    14 seconds in I’m already laughing as hard as possible

  • @hailyvargas1193
    @hailyvargas1193 2 роки тому

    "rumble rumble, i have a feeling in my tumble" KILLED ME LOL

  • @BallConsumer
    @BallConsumer 5 років тому +133

    game: FART SHINE IS BAD...…...FARTSPIT IS BAD
    albert: die
    game: Y E S

  • @jasenior
    @jasenior 4 роки тому +94

    I love how he’s getting mad at a kids game

  • @SharkieXX
    @SharkieXX 2 роки тому +1

    I remember around 2 years ago my school held a Santa shop for the younger kids in the school, and they just so happened to sell webkinz. My brother had brought home a polar bear one. He named him Mr.Fart Bear.

  • @deviljuly6704
    @deviljuly6704 3 роки тому +3

    *did you just select my cat*

  • @riyanabual-einein2187
    @riyanabual-einein2187 4 роки тому +99

    "Why would I want danimals, When I have Cola?"
    -Albert 2019

    • @tyunitic
      @tyunitic 4 роки тому +3

      Also albert: *spills cola on himself*

    • @Crustl_1219
      @Crustl_1219 4 роки тому +1

      he doesn't like this he literally said that look at his other videos >:o

    • @nisanyagmuryalcn5511
      @nisanyagmuryalcn5511 4 роки тому

      *pepes*

    • @ell105
      @ell105 4 роки тому

      Ya, who wants a *d*animal.

    • @blake3354
      @blake3354 4 роки тому

      Wise choice

  • @camryn3096
    @camryn3096 5 років тому +546

    *”don’t use your real name”*
    *puts albert aretz*
    me: wait that’s-
    *adds 2*
    me: ohhhhh ok nvm

    • @cherrienyu
      @cherrienyu 5 років тому +6

      @Emilia Fischer begone bot

    • @cherrienyu
      @cherrienyu 5 років тому

      @gzrcia_ *_y e s_*

    • @bowzybeezy8283
      @bowzybeezy8283 5 років тому +12

      Omg! I just got unlimited *ROBUX* without charge!
      To get this, quickly type --> *TotallynotascamXD* in google 😄
      Don't fall for these robux scams kids

    • @crustyxgamer6354
      @crustyxgamer6354 5 років тому +4

      bowzy beezy yes *thank you*

    • @herbertmilton4491
      @herbertmilton4491 5 років тому

      Emilia Fischer no u stupid nooby noob

  • @Maxeydot
    @Maxeydot 3 роки тому

    Kids in danimals ad: laugh
    albert like a second after: laughs
    albert: i'm laughing with them

  • @susanabarros5523
    @susanabarros5523 Рік тому

    I could not stop laughing until the end😂

  • @mikufan4099
    @mikufan4099 3 роки тому +188

    When I’m drawing and someone says “Hey can you draw me”
    3:00

    • @user-yg4om8rd1z
      @user-yg4om8rd1z 3 роки тому +31

      Bro, i feel you. i can’t get out my sketchbook without someone coming up to me and saying something like:
      “Woah, did you draw that?!”
      “That’s sooooo cool!”
      “How did you do that?”
      “Why is there lines on the face?”
      “Can you draw me?”

    • @lazuliisanidiot
      @lazuliisanidiot 3 роки тому +3

      IKR

    • @4SC0RE
      @4SC0RE 3 роки тому +4

      "SHUT UP"

    • @judabug3235
      @judabug3235 3 роки тому +5

      *S H A A A P!*

    • @Wally_wackford
      @Wally_wackford 3 роки тому +1

      @@4SC0RE I drew you profile pic once XD

  • @Fruitium
    @Fruitium 5 років тому +125

    Albert: _spills cola on his shirt_
    Me: he better clean it up
    Albert: _ignores it_
    Me: ...

  • @xoxokenley
    @xoxokenley 3 роки тому +6

    0:18 thats just pet food covered with unicorn poop

  • @ethanburrin9113
    @ethanburrin9113 3 роки тому

    hey albert great vid also never give up ur dreams and keep going for the stars

  • @pickl4ever
    @pickl4ever 4 роки тому +60

    0:00 Omg i died of laughter cause i just hear in a high pitch tone: wEBkiNz

    • @sonicheros1097
      @sonicheros1097 3 роки тому +2

      Ik same

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 3 роки тому +1

      W W E E B B K K I I N N Z Z
      (lets start a chain)

    • @Mehubshib
      @Mehubshib 3 роки тому

      @im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago weebkins

    • @fxdedflxwers907
      @fxdedflxwers907 3 роки тому +1

      @im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago WWEEBKINZZ

    • @kittysrock-re3ir
      @kittysrock-re3ir 3 роки тому

      @im dead inside • five hundred thousand years ago WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBKINZZZZZZZ

  • @leafychild5179
    @leafychild5179 5 років тому +75

    My mother trying to lock me in the closet: I sleep
    Flamingo Notification: *woke*

    • @BedoTFD
      @BedoTFD 5 років тому +3

      Why would ur mother put u in the closet???? Bro seek some help this aint ordinary its child abuse

    • @Ren-fm2xy
      @Ren-fm2xy 5 років тому

      @@BedoTFD r/woooosh?

    • @thequietkid8647
      @thequietkid8647 5 років тому

      BedoTFD
      my friend, let me introduce you to something known as a _joke_

    • @sunrise9071
      @sunrise9071 5 років тому +1

      @@thequietkid8647 he was being sarcastic

    • @BedoTFD
      @BedoTFD 5 років тому

      @@thequietkid8647 well i hope it is...

  • @IReallyLikeCatsBtw
    @IReallyLikeCatsBtw 2 роки тому +1

    Albert: *names the cat die*
    That one vegan teacher: THATS ANIMAL ABUSING

  • @that0n3weeb
    @that0n3weeb 3 роки тому +1

    I just got through a mental breakdown from Roblox and Flamgo made me laugh
    -Random Commenter 2021

  • @TheTrentman
    @TheTrentman 4 роки тому +90

    When Albert got cola on his shirt, *he kept it* what a trooper XD

  • @nakon1481
    @nakon1481 5 років тому +101

    "animal love chocolate"
    *THE MOST TOXIC FOOD FOR CAT AND DOG*

    • @coolfetus6733
      @coolfetus6733 5 років тому +10

      *t h a t s w h a t t h e y w a n t y o u t o t h i n k*

    • @kinlaw7220
      @kinlaw7220 5 років тому +7

      @@coolfetus6733 *e x a c t l y*

    • @sunnysside0
      @sunnysside0 5 років тому +2

      Nah grapes are

    • @1979hbarb
      @1979hbarb 5 років тому +1

      Not most dogs

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 5 років тому +3

      Stephanie Aycox no chocolate is

  • @mikerobles2882
    @mikerobles2882 3 роки тому +1

    Bird: hello I run the adoption center here in kinzville
    Albert: SHUT UP!!

  • @Mr_Meowity420
    @Mr_Meowity420 2 роки тому +2

    "Um, I have to give this one star. He bit me. OwWwwW! I am suing Walmart >:(" 😭

  • @trolldoingtrolling5487
    @trolldoingtrolling5487 4 роки тому +41

    2:10 *IT NOT ACTALLY DUCC*
    *M I S L E A D I N G*

  • @Craken
    @Craken 5 років тому +292

    Albert is secretly a furry.
    Can't wait for the Chuck A Cheese plush!

    • @halei6h
      @halei6h 5 років тому +3

      DONT TOUCH MY TAIL

    • @halei6h
      @halei6h 5 років тому

      SlayQueen. Becky someone who dresses as a animal

    • @reikinnie7045
      @reikinnie7045 5 років тому +1

      @@halei6h **touches tail**

    • @halei6h
      @halei6h 5 років тому +1

      Can I get 100 subs with 57 videos? GRRR UGH STOP

    • @halei6h
      @halei6h 5 років тому

      SlayQueen. Becky (:

  • @imp437
    @imp437 2 роки тому

    Ah yes my favorite content *a guy chugging Coca Cola well playing Webkinz*

  • @Pumpimations
    @Pumpimations 3 роки тому

    Albert is so aggressive and I love that LOL

  • @e.hw9
    @e.hw9 5 років тому +493

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not a piece of dust:
    Not even a grain of sand:
    Albert: *Farts in Mic*

  • @lazyspaceoutlaw
    @lazyspaceoutlaw 4 роки тому +107

    5:24 is literally how I feel when standing in front of a mirror

  • @_omae_5307
    @_omae_5307 2 роки тому +3

    I love how mad he got at the adoption lady 💀

  • @momliker2465
    @momliker2465 3 роки тому +1

    this man is so funny I don’t even know why, he just is

  • @malthecal4729
    @malthecal4729 5 років тому +259

    This is to everybody who is seeing this, right now
    Albert is online and he might play a game

    • @winkzcat6608
      @winkzcat6608 5 років тому +4

      IDC

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 5 років тому +15

      ツEnder IDC THAT YOU DONT CARE THAT HE DOESNT CARE

    • @cupofjuicekiki1gg529
      @cupofjuicekiki1gg529 5 років тому +8

      @@garythesnail8863 IDC THAT YOU DONT CARE THAT HE DOSENT CARE THAT HE DOSENT CARE

    • @princesst1565
      @princesst1565 5 років тому +1

      @@cupofjuicekiki1gg529 idc if you don't care that they don't care if they don't care is he dosent care.

    • @maplebutter3928
      @maplebutter3928 5 років тому +2

      @@princesst1565 I don't care that they don't care that him don't care that kittens don't care that I don't care. Periodt.

  • @Kyntraw2
    @Kyntraw2 5 років тому +68

    *Why can I use “Die” but I can’t use “Kill”?!*
    - Albert 2019

    • @thedicelad5872
      @thedicelad5872 5 років тому

      Hemisoa it’s the good ol’ switcheroo on em

    • @Zkankhunt
      @Zkankhunt Рік тому

      Die is a product of kill

  • @mearness4027
    @mearness4027 2 роки тому

    I was watching asmr to relax and I just heard *WEBKINS* at full volume

  • @thepositivepath1844
    @thepositivepath1844 Рік тому +1

    “You think I gave birth to him I am HIM”Words by a legend

  • @reid5722
    @reid5722 5 років тому +44

    Alberto sounds like he is drunk when he “drinks” the cola

  • @kaylawilson3435
    @kaylawilson3435 4 роки тому +124

    when i watched albertsstuff, i would’ve never thought he’d end up playing a game i used to play when i was 5.

    • @theblaxksheep3893
      @theblaxksheep3893 4 роки тому +1

      Ya same!

    • @MintyyIsOdd
      @MintyyIsOdd 4 роки тому +7

      From this cursing man to a man who screams and plays webkinz.

    • @tabithascheibe8922
      @tabithascheibe8922 4 роки тому

      A Random User you are a noobs, albertstuff and flamingo are the same people, different channel.

    • @digybhronik47
      @digybhronik47 4 роки тому +1

      I find it very believable tbh😭😭😭
      I thought he was a sped when I watched albertsstuff's first year as a channel

    • @SoulMasterOG
      @SoulMasterOG 4 роки тому

      Same he is amazing!

  • @Thats.me_422
    @Thats.me_422 2 роки тому

    The fact that “they think im the dad” and “they think I gave berth to him I am him” is in the same sentence is both funny and concerning at the same time

  • @Round2_Fight1
    @Round2_Fight1 3 роки тому

    albert: dumps cola on self
    also albert: laughs like a maniac