A Seal Slapped a Kayaker in the Face With WHAT?!

Ellen and tWitch played a round of one of their favorite games, “Blanking News!” Play along and try to fill in the blanks to these absurd yet real news headlines from around the world.

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You ever been so mad at someone you had to go and find an octopus just so you can slap them 8 times at once!

[@pamelarw58]

Loved the last one because I’m ‘an’ Aussie….newsreader was not impressed? 🇦🇺😍👍

[@footyfan101ful]

Nat Barr (the Australian newsreader) was not impressed but she is a lovely person though.

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Gonna miss you Ellen

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Ridiculousness at its finest 😂

[@aselemidivine8759]

The first one made her telepathic.. Lol.. under his tongue 😛🙆🙆

[@skikid99]

It really is the ultimate insult when that does happen to a kayaker

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A Seal Slapped a Kayaker in the Face With WHAT?!

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A Seal Slapped a Kayaker in the Face With WHAT?!

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Who asked

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A very fun program. Thank you for sharing. Have a nice day. Stay connected. See you again

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This is really difficult 😂😂

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Twitch my brother wonderful seeing you ,,Ellen love you always Ellen,,and thank you for bringing joy to us. Love you.

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Didnt bring joy to her guests tho

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@@mindofvirtuoso3358 yeah,,but he is always there calm and gentle

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@@ponsianopascal4980 he is getting the bag. I would be calm to ellen too if im happy with my salary. If she was a good person there wouldnt be only 1 source of blaming her for bullying.

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@@mindofvirtuoso3358 Everyone has positives and negatives in life,,,we never been perfect as humans,,I think I would look more on how good she did to the others.

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@@mindofvirtuoso3358 It’s okay,,just look on positive side as human being.

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Monthly pythons fish slapping skit comes to mind ha ha

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Didn't this show ended already

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I Thought she retired..........

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A ‘kid’ at 22??

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God Accepts You my Ellen

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