1090 Jake: A Prison Booty Bandit Told a Guy on the Toilet: Turn Around, Don't Even Wipe (Part 28)

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  • @jdolo4670
    @jdolo4670 4 місяці тому +615

    “Don’t even wipe” is CRAZY some sick MFs in prison 😭

  • @terrancemcrae4160
    @terrancemcrae4160 4 місяці тому +494

    It seems like these prison stories get Vlad harder than freezer meat lol

    • @steven1811
      @steven1811 4 місяці тому +3

      @@terrancemcrae4160 he wasn't like that when Dwen Curry told his story.

    • @tinajames7985
      @tinajames7985 4 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @omarilindo968
      @omarilindo968 4 місяці тому +4

      Lmao

    • @justforlaughs9018
      @justforlaughs9018 4 місяці тому +25

      Harder than freezer meat is crazyyyyyyy

    • @Goldsamurai7777
      @Goldsamurai7777 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickwoo6773
    @derrickwoo6773 4 місяці тому +262

    “Turn around don’t even wipe”
    VLAD: UGH 😣
    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @2strokeTEF
    @2strokeTEF 4 місяці тому +719

    Vlad love gay stories bro

    • @THE_Dodge_Morningstar
      @THE_Dodge_Morningstar 4 місяці тому +17

      😂Right?

    • @IcyRobin
      @IcyRobin 4 місяці тому +45

      Prison booty stories are legit his favorite 😅

    • @Charlestouchdown
      @Charlestouchdown 4 місяці тому +24

      He wants to try he's just afraid he won't be able to go back.

    • @BlocoBlow
      @BlocoBlow 4 місяці тому +12

      @@IcyRobinmight as well get fleece on

    • @caper087
      @caper087 4 місяці тому +3

      Dude where have you been, this whole nation is discussing gay shit lol

  • @topshelfp
    @topshelfp 4 місяці тому +151

    Vlad loves that “your hand can’t be gay” line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justin-lb5uv
      @justin-lb5uv 4 місяці тому +7

      Somebody Tell glad that His Hand isnt a Person

  • @Whodat741
    @Whodat741 4 місяці тому +270

    Man that’s it for UA-cam today 😂

    • @jamaaldaynitelong8367
      @jamaaldaynitelong8367 4 місяці тому +9

      😂😂 You win the internet today

    • @horsemen601
      @horsemen601 4 місяці тому +14

      lool factz bout to go cut some grass or some shyt

    • @30mgOxy
      @30mgOxy 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ASAPEMPIRE123
      @ASAPEMPIRE123 4 місяці тому +4

      Facts bro cause wtf😂😂😂😂

    • @DeeDee-lp7tq
      @DeeDee-lp7tq 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah the weather is nice today 😂

  • @moneytreees
    @moneytreees 4 місяці тому +177

    1090 be saying white boy like he ain’t one lol

    • @TheBroLounge
      @TheBroLounge 4 місяці тому

      us whites don’t want him anymore he’s yours now 😆

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому +8

      1090 Fake is his new name 😂😂

    • @BryanBradley-vm1jp
      @BryanBradley-vm1jp 4 місяці тому +16

      He was one of them😂

    • @TheBroLounge
      @TheBroLounge 4 місяці тому +13

      We dont want him anymore the blacks can claim him.

    • @4linesav
      @4linesav 4 місяці тому +27

      @@TheBroLoungenope! He’s YOURS! We don’t want Bobby Hill 😂.

  • @B_Chieffen
    @B_Chieffen Місяць тому +30

    TIRN AROUND DONT EVEN WIPE IS DIABOLICAL😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @fairviewgreensmade
    @fairviewgreensmade 4 місяці тому +144

    I'm starting to think Vlad gets off on the prison gay stories 🤢

    • @isaidwhatisaid5369
      @isaidwhatisaid5369 4 місяці тому +12

      He does.

    • @LilOmarY5x
      @LilOmarY5x 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@isaidwhatisaid5369 Ofcourse he does see how excited he gets when it's his fav stories of mess & nasty shit

    • @lonelyfinger
      @lonelyfinger 4 місяці тому +1

      Because It’s Hawt 🤤

    • @ultramag0343
      @ultramag0343 4 місяці тому +3

      Vlad loves these stories because he's into it !

    • @majorcoats7777
      @majorcoats7777 3 місяці тому

      So do his boyfriends in the comments

  • @QfrmOfiveseven
    @QfrmOfiveseven 4 місяці тому +172

    1090 jake was that inmate on the toilet 😂

    • @Kingleo_1000
      @Kingleo_1000 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @ax9701
      @ax9701 4 місяці тому +31

      He sure knows a lot of gay stories for someone who never participated lol

    • @deriusflowers2972
      @deriusflowers2972 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lamart3857
      @lamart3857 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому

      @@ax9701 He participated people that's not into da homo stuff wouldn't be constantly be talking about it like he does 😂😂

  • @CBoy79
    @CBoy79 4 місяці тому +188

    Vlad has a weird ass obsession for gay prison stories 😂😂

    • @lamart3857
      @lamart3857 4 місяці тому +16

      I think vlad fantasy is to be a victim of that

    • @fashionfelix90
      @fashionfelix90 4 місяці тому +4

      Bro like Tom from the boondocks

    • @bajorekjon
      @bajorekjon Місяць тому +1

      He's smart he knows saying some wild shit is gonna get more views and comments

    • @lamart3857
      @lamart3857 Місяць тому

      @@bajorekjon that's a fact I think vlad reads the comments and whatever rubs people the wrong way he leans into like being obnoxious,dissing broke people,obsession with man on man activity,interrupting his guests,making everything about him,tryna bring up old war stories etc

  • @MasterBamarah
    @MasterBamarah 4 місяці тому +41

    “Don’t fight the 💩, just let it happen” - Damon from Friday After Next 😂🤣

    • @tre_4
      @tre_4 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vidrimnir661
      @vidrimnir661 Місяць тому +2

      " You know what this is , New Booty .. "
      " New Booty ?? "
      " Don't fight this shit "
      " Fight what shit ?? "
      " Just let it happen .. "
      " Let what happen ?? "

  • @ambientauras
    @ambientauras 11 днів тому +5

    Don’t even wipe is the most diabolical thing that has been said this millennium

  • @supersportlt1
    @supersportlt1 4 місяці тому +23

    Vlad loves detailed cheek busting prison stories more than black on black crime stories

  • @InternacionalBoxing
    @InternacionalBoxing 4 місяці тому +142

    Cap, that's just Jakes prison fantasy 😂🤦‍♂️🙃🫠

    • @Mr.Wagyu.
      @Mr.Wagyu. 4 місяці тому +25

      That's your fantasy

    • @StickyFingerss
      @StickyFingerss 4 місяці тому +20

      Why would he lie about that?

    • @InternacionalBoxing
      @InternacionalBoxing 4 місяці тому +6

      @@StickyFingerss Because it sells you 🐑 This is why Vlad is so consistent with this type of conversation

    • @InternacionalBoxing
      @InternacionalBoxing 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Mr.Wagyu. As detailed as Jake was sounds like you folks really like getting down like that 🫠

    • @RodneyDevoss
      @RodneyDevoss 4 місяці тому +1

      @@InternacionalBoxing he didn’t get detailed at all😂 he repeated one line said, then said he shanked him when he started resisting another act that he didn’t even name . He could be lying or he could be telling the truth, no way to know

  • @daveclark3829
    @daveclark3829 4 місяці тому +27

    Your hand can’t be gay is the new I once bought a kilo story glad brings up to everyone

  • @GHOST91141
    @GHOST91141 4 місяці тому +37

    Bro wanted a chill dog 😂😂😂

  • @Monk-ow3ok
    @Monk-ow3ok 4 місяці тому +64

    Thats demonic.😂😂

  • @ryanrhodes30
    @ryanrhodes30 4 місяці тому +29

    This gotta be one of the wildest vid titles ever 😭 nasty work

  • @sagworldtv713
    @sagworldtv713 4 місяці тому +81

    Bobby Hill Didn’t even say No Diddy!💀

  • @30mgOxy
    @30mgOxy 4 місяці тому +40

    Turn around don’t even wipe😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gator_mac
      @gator_mac 2 місяці тому

      I’m gonna tell that to my gf next time she is in the can taking a dump

  • @TheJohhnyE
    @TheJohhnyE 4 місяці тому +23

    That's the name of my upcoming mixtape: "Turn around, don't even wipe."

    • @okttyl
      @okttyl 4 місяці тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Dujjack
      @Dujjack Місяць тому

      'bout to " fuck" da whole game wit dis jawn lol

  • @FLORIDAHOODVLOGS
    @FLORIDAHOODVLOGS 4 місяці тому +13

    Dudes still be dying to get locked up like they miss their husvand 😅

  • @chris_chitown97
    @chris_chitown97 4 місяці тому +18

    1090 the new China Mac for Vlad now 😂😂

  • @WoRmTrinity
    @WoRmTrinity 4 місяці тому +12

    Jakes eyes make him look like a lost child when he’s listening to vlad talk

  • @treeg3goku990
    @treeg3goku990 3 місяці тому +16

    2:02 vlad loving this sht. He a wild dude

  • @hlmcclain2
    @hlmcclain2 4 місяці тому +13

    This is why 1090 Jake 👮‍♂ has built his entire brand off of Black men because of what happened to "HIM" in prison 💯

  • @mistersippiburning
    @mistersippiburning 4 місяці тому +22

    forbidden fudge. 🤢

  • @charleshairston7864
    @charleshairston7864 4 місяці тому +8

    Craziest story on vlad wtf a animal wouldn’t even get down like that

  • @MrABN86
    @MrABN86 4 місяці тому +17

    Jake was definently someone’s GF in prison.

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому +13

      the story is bout him.

    • @Alexis_Gz
      @Alexis_Gz 3 місяці тому

      @@randywatson4870😂

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 3 місяці тому +4

      @@MrABN86 his jail name is 1090 Gape 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @ClarkBent68
      @ClarkBent68 Місяць тому

      Bro😂💩​@@randywatson4870

    • @TarantulaC4-24
      @TarantulaC4-24 21 день тому

      @@randywatson48701090 ape rape 🦍

  • @Goyarxrd
    @Goyarxrd 14 днів тому +1

    I don’t want to go to jail I’m being a law abiding citizen forever 😂

  • @lildannyboi13
    @lildannyboi13 3 місяці тому +3

    reminds me of that tra rags skit “don’t move, don’t move. you already lost” 😂

  • @777KZL
    @777KZL 25 днів тому +1

    Vlad has spent more time talking to this dude about prison than this dude actually did in prison 👏

  • @blobe86
    @blobe86 Місяць тому +4

    "Dont even wipe" is crazy💀💀💀. Imma just be a good civilan😭🙏

  • @pearlz5793
    @pearlz5793 4 місяці тому +46

    This is the content you want your channel associated with vlad? 😮

    • @InternacionalBoxing
      @InternacionalBoxing 4 місяці тому +3

      @@pearlz5793 It's been his agenda, "The Hood" loves these stories that's why

    • @JonJon-co3zj
      @JonJon-co3zj 4 місяці тому +1

      But he don't wanna do pornstars no more I rather hear pornstars like nojumper and other podcasts than this shit

    • @khaliltyson8808
      @khaliltyson8808 4 місяці тому +1

      @@InternacionalBoxingexactly

    • @kristoferchandler8294
      @kristoferchandler8294 4 місяці тому

      Yes nigga- Vlad

    • @JavonHolland
      @JavonHolland 4 місяці тому

      YES. He's aDICKted to this stuff.

  • @SonnyBoiP
    @SonnyBoiP 4 місяці тому +6

    Vlad gets really excited about these gay prison stories

  • @sblive7239
    @sblive7239 4 місяці тому +13

    Bro that story about him being on the toilet and told to turn around is straight SICKENING! 🤢🤮😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому +3

      It was him he speaking on not another guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TarantulaC4-24
      @TarantulaC4-24 21 день тому

      About face and hug the sink big boy 😂

  • @user-di3zh9wd1v
    @user-di3zh9wd1v 4 місяці тому +8

    Booty bandit:
    Let me get that thang....Vlad!!
    Vlad :
    UGH

  • @OmertaWeStandOn
    @OmertaWeStandOn 4 місяці тому +5

    Whether you Catching or Pitching!!! Baseball is Baseball 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Ben-nh9xw
    @Ben-nh9xw 4 місяці тому +7

    Vlad doing what he likes best.... listening to prison rape stories.

  • @watchnoface8770
    @watchnoface8770 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m willing to bet that almost all of society could have gotten on with their day without needing to see this content.

  • @bornbranded29
    @bornbranded29 4 місяці тому +3

    These are urban legends. People who've actually done time know that gays voluntarily get themselves men in prison.

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 12 днів тому

      Exactly!! They always saying this bs... & it’s always bm on WM too 🙄🙄 just raycist af.... he was probably with that skin head sht in there...

  • @bigred6978
    @bigred6978 Місяць тому +1

    Props to that guy for not giving it up under those extreme circumstances

  • @jlunaism
    @jlunaism 4 місяці тому +6

    Vlad wants to start a prison freak off gang so bad

  • @lijahturner7801
    @lijahturner7801 4 місяці тому +4

    “Ugh”😂

  • @JDMdrifterboy7
    @JDMdrifterboy7 4 місяці тому +4

    Vlad is fascinated by this topic.

  • @STR33TJESSUS
    @STR33TJESSUS 4 місяці тому +6

    Vlad gats turned on by gay prison stories

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 12 днів тому

      Yep him & his home boy boosie!

  • @FLORIDAHOODVLOGS
    @FLORIDAHOODVLOGS 4 місяці тому +3

    Bobby hill don’t get down like that 💯

  • @wildeninja2836
    @wildeninja2836 4 місяці тому +2

    It was Bobby Hill that turned around 😂

  • @jnprather
    @jnprather Місяць тому

    I've never heard Vlad get more excited than the clips about booty bandits.

  • @Rolo_is_Lucky
    @Rolo_is_Lucky 4 місяці тому +7

    Vlads favorite topic

  • @clevelandcavs9125
    @clevelandcavs9125 4 місяці тому +4

    stop bringing up that your hand can’t be gay

  • @GabGotti3
    @GabGotti3 2 місяці тому

    I’m glad for this interview. A lot of young dudes need to realize this so they don’t get locked up.

  • @RighteousFollwer
    @RighteousFollwer 7 днів тому

    These stories are getting to be more and more outrageous

  • @Ant-om2xn
    @Ant-om2xn 4 місяці тому +4

    dude i did 16 years in CDCR, California. i mean nah brah, it depends on the individual. reason why they call em punks... you is or you not. dudes get talked out they ass more than anything else

    • @TheBestofGeorge381
      @TheBestofGeorge381 4 місяці тому +3

      East coast prisons are way more different than the west coast prisons.

  • @BBSimonSays
    @BBSimonSays 4 місяці тому +1

    When Vlad hit the high note "no, that's Gaaay" 😂 sus ass

  • @ChagoThompson
    @ChagoThompson 4 місяці тому +2

    Vlad done told that “your hand can’t be g@y” joke a million times and nobody laughs… it’s getting cringe, let it go bra 🤦🏽

  • @migaworldgames8598
    @migaworldgames8598 4 місяці тому +3

    Vlad love gay stories for real…

  • @stuff1784
    @stuff1784 Місяць тому

    Everybody who has been in prison has a specific vibe that they have been in prison.

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 12 днів тому

      Yeah loving to tell everybody! 😅

  • @DeRussellMasina
    @DeRussellMasina 3 місяці тому

    Every week we get a booty bandit prison story...
    I'm keep watching doe 😅

  • @pfizz490
    @pfizz490 4 місяці тому

    All the kids need to watch this..

  • @wadehord9684
    @wadehord9684 4 місяці тому +1

    You can tell the story is about him.

  • @RX-du2hv
    @RX-du2hv 4 місяці тому +3

    The Title of the video brought me here 😶

  • @ynestroza95
    @ynestroza95 Місяць тому

    He forgot to say he was that kid and that he didn't refuse lol

  • @josepha9061
    @josepha9061 4 місяці тому

    Dude belongs in a Ben afflic cop movie

  • @dannyglover5436
    @dannyglover5436 4 місяці тому

    I can’t breathe Vlad’s reaction took me out😭😭😭😭😭

  • @myviewtv.6478
    @myviewtv.6478 3 місяці тому

    He said cause a dude could be there saying turn around don’t even wipe , with a big ole woahhhhhh 😂

  • @purpleswag209
    @purpleswag209 13 годин тому

    I be in Xbox lobbies sayin that no diddy I ain’t got no oil don’t wipe

  • @nothingtoseehere449
    @nothingtoseehere449 4 місяці тому

    I could’ve sworn vlad said last question a few videos ago

  • @LaCream973
    @LaCream973 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro got passed around by the bloods

  • @timmytube12
    @timmytube12 Місяць тому +1

    'Diddy' got don't wipe up in there 'Wow'.😮😮😮😮

  • @watchnoface8770
    @watchnoface8770 21 день тому +1

    How you know about it so detail?

  • @dmensah6631
    @dmensah6631 9 днів тому

    Dont even wipe is wild 😢

  • @ALEXANDERFRESCOMUSIC
    @ALEXANDERFRESCOMUSIC 4 місяці тому +5

    Mommy… I’m scared 🥲

  • @Mikayla-j4s
    @Mikayla-j4s 4 місяці тому +9

    I think 1090 Jake gay😂 Shi Vlad too😂

  • @RealKisht
    @RealKisht 4 місяці тому +1

    get this off my next up list

  • @QuigzDrifts
    @QuigzDrifts 4 місяці тому

    Think about all the nonviolent drug-related offenders who are in there and shouldn't be smh this is a big part of why our prison system makes crime worse

  • @justinlee8936
    @justinlee8936 4 місяці тому

    Idk what's worse a diddy party or prison😂

  • @boywonder8786
    @boywonder8786 3 місяці тому

    Vlad said ugh 😂 😂 😂

  • @lukeyaple5949
    @lukeyaple5949 19 днів тому

    Jeez calm down Vlad you sound giddy af when Jake told that story.

  • @GamerPSN
    @GamerPSN 4 місяці тому +5

    How he know 😂

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому +1

      Cause it was him duhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cr33kndn
    @cr33kndn 2 місяці тому

    Oh no dawg’ telling him not to wipe is crazy! You gotta let him clean up

  • @DrSpoculus
    @DrSpoculus Місяць тому

    Why do I get the feeling that Jake was the guy on the toilet?

  • @ClarkBent68
    @ClarkBent68 Місяць тому

    1090 Gapes eyes look empty and sad after he told the dont wipe story...

  • @Joshua-j8o
    @Joshua-j8o 4 місяці тому

    Its not called DOOKIE LOVE for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @LaCream973
    @LaCream973 4 місяці тому +2

    But won't interview Johnson lol😂😂

  • @WestCoastCheeseHead
    @WestCoastCheeseHead Місяць тому

    “DONT EVEN WIPE” 🤢 🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @TheRealVerbalAbuser
    @TheRealVerbalAbuser 4 місяці тому +4

    Disgusting

  • @vega21
    @vega21 3 місяці тому +1

    Vlad loves this

  • @jayb684
    @jayb684 3 місяці тому

    takes dirty sanchez to whole other level

  • @RedRedDaDon
    @RedRedDaDon 4 місяці тому +1

    At 1:40 you got to bury me first.

  • @HeywardSanders
    @HeywardSanders 5 днів тому

    All the things people experience in prison life comes from our officials that have control of the situation. One has to ask why would our officials love to see others get abused. Is it because somewhere during their life they have been violated, and want for it to happen to others. I saw more abuse coming my way as an older person, than I ever had as a young person. I never wondered why, because it was so clearly who was doing it, and why. Who tried everything to steal my spirit, but they made it more stronger. How do one be scared of cowards that one can see there's no real strength in anyone that allows the system to use them against someone the system hates. Real dudes never fall into the government tricks, but cowards. I really don't understand why so many are going to prison today because of being government programmed, who work with the system that's not hard to see because it's in their behaviors.

  • @phillyman2837
    @phillyman2837 4 місяці тому

    So be a *law abiding citizen* or don't get caught?

  • @william3253
    @william3253 4 місяці тому

    Jake was that kid who didnt wipe

  • @rkooscar6866
    @rkooscar6866 4 місяці тому

    Vlad loves prison gay stories

  • @DFWFOODNETWORK
    @DFWFOODNETWORK 4 місяці тому +2

    What kinda made up story is this 😂😂 come on now Billy

    • @randywatson4870
      @randywatson4870 4 місяці тому

      he speaking about himself 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickwoo6773
    @derrickwoo6773 4 місяці тому +6

    Man what 😂

  • @abdulx549
    @abdulx549 4 місяці тому +1

    I don’t even know why I clicked I’m out 🗣️🗣️✌🏾

  • @Funnyreacts2
    @Funnyreacts2 4 місяці тому

    Vlad wants to imagine if he gets real time

  • @LONGLIVETAMAIKA
    @LONGLIVETAMAIKA 4 місяці тому

    I heard that same exact story on a prison documentary 1090 you sounding kind of suspect now!!!!