Narrative Telephone Ep. 8: Grog's Vlog

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Travis Willingham wreaks havoc on his friends and leads off an all-new round of Narrative Telephone. How far will the story stray as the cast swat the details away?
    This Narrative Telephone originally aired Tuesday, July 21, 2020 at: / criticalrole
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    Ashley Johnson: / thevulcansalute
    Taliesin Jaffe: / executivegoth
    Marisha Ray: / marisha_ray
    Sam Riegel: / samriegel
    Laura Bailey: / laurabaileyvo
    Travis Willingham: / willingblam
    Liam O'Brien: / voiceofobrien
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  • @ZirNocoIad
    @ZirNocoIad 4 роки тому +1741

    No narrative, just telephone

    • @robertoalejandroorozco3503
      @robertoalejandroorozco3503 4 роки тому +107

      It's a Grog Narrative, He lost track of the story, like Grog would

    • @AltrTheEgo
      @AltrTheEgo 4 роки тому +21

      This is the best comment on all of YT right now. Congrats XD

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +20

      No gain, just pain.
      Hilarious, hilarious pain

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 4 роки тому

      +

    • @KingslayerSrb
      @KingslayerSrb 4 роки тому +18

      @@JB-xl2jc Help, it's again

  • @serenat.5774
    @serenat.5774 4 роки тому +2461

    The fact that Taliesin worked so hard to break the cast with his story, but all it took was Travis Willingham's improvised vlog to completely throw everyone into chaos XD

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 4 роки тому +107

      It's hilarious that this one of all stories was the one to completely break them

    • @saetia7
      @saetia7 4 роки тому +150

      The problem with Taliesins story was that it was just so perfectly complicated that it was impossible for anyone to remember it, even himself since he had to read it, and because of that all of the original detail was gone after the second iteration. He was literally a victim of his own success

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 4 роки тому +81

      That's kind of the genius of it. He knows that everything is just going to devolve into chaos because everyone is going to build off of beats, so he just started everything off by building off of beats.

    • @benjaminhartmann4522
      @benjaminhartmann4522 4 роки тому +24

      Well Taliesin made it only hard for the 2. spot with his lingual mess, which was funny but did not right hit the mark, sadly.

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +36

      I mean, what's more chaotic than just making it up as you go?

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 4 роки тому +662

    Who wins?
    An eldrich being who perfected the art of alliteration to induce maximum chaos
    OR
    One strong boi

    • @copycrow4486
      @copycrow4486 4 роки тому +20

      One chose precise and controlled chaos, while the other is Tharizdun in this bitch.

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 4 роки тому +9

      It's the strong boi who turned into an Eldritch being, or the Eldritch being masquerading as the Strong Boi

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 роки тому +14

      stone boi*

  • @ckannan90
    @ckannan90 4 роки тому +1059

    It’s so adorable how Matt is an absolute powerhouse as a DM who can hold a completely immersive dramatic conversation between multiple NPCs during regular critical role, but when he’s just Matt he’s just a dork like the rest of us and every time he makes a joke he looks at Marisha hoping she laughs.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 3 роки тому +106

      He's a wholesome cinnamon bun and creative genius

    • @Toph_Not_E-Bender
      @Toph_Not_E-Bender 3 роки тому +34

      It's the cutest

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 3 роки тому +108

      Has anyone noticed how he sometimes kisses her shoulder after she says something funny? That's goals.

    • @kl-1447
      @kl-1447 2 роки тому +24

      I also love that literally anytime one of them starts laughing it sets the other one off as well

    • @rosalie4509
      @rosalie4509 6 місяців тому +7

      There is a big difference in "behind the DM screen Matthew Mercer" and "player/friend/geek/in front of the DM screen Matt/Matty"

  • @atanaskirov8137
    @atanaskirov8137 4 роки тому +2010

    All the others: Hmmm, let's craft an intricate, detailed story full of twists and turns, that'll throw them off.
    Travis Effing Willingham: Well, I rolled a Nat 20 on Performance, so I'm gonna wing this ish.

    • @shephawke91
      @shephawke91 4 роки тому +53

      pro warlock move right there

    • @p0ppeteer
      @p0ppeteer 4 роки тому +18

      Pro any class move

  • @sachintommy2246
    @sachintommy2246 4 роки тому +1092

    Matt: runs around the camera, audibly out of breath
    Sam: doesn't even leave the frame

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme 2 роки тому +51

      Matt making off camera old man noises as he crawled under the shot was painfully relatable.

  • @waaaghface1925
    @waaaghface1925 4 роки тому +911

    This man, this chaotic, rambling man, is the CEO. Let that sink in. I am so happy about this.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 роки тому +53

      Rightfully so -- MAD smarts and skills!! He improvised this shit! Whewwwww

    • @kyle21843
      @kyle21843 4 роки тому +59

      travis himself is actually very intelligent. grog though...not so much

    • @dmjord412
      @dmjord412 3 роки тому +25

      @@kyle21843 it takes smarts to play dumb well.

  • @mezzem6134
    @mezzem6134 4 роки тому +466

    Taliesin: "Liam was just so out of it, like some sort of messed up rockstar"
    Ashley & Sam: "Liam O'Brien is a rockstar"
    Laura: refused to remember to say her twin is a rockstar

    • @joshpolson8405
      @joshpolson8405 4 роки тому +31

      She didn’t even try going to her mind palace, poor form 😆😆😆

    • @ladylightning1741
      @ladylightning1741 Рік тому +3

      Sibling rules trump Narrative Telephone rules

  • @JonflipZoosa
    @JonflipZoosa 4 роки тому +1233

    What are the odds everyone remembers Macaroni Samsonite, the one shot character's name, but Grog Strongjaw becomes something different?

    • @ElijahForLong
      @ElijahForLong 4 роки тому +141

      I would say about 1 in an Ashley

    • @datonkallandor8687
      @datonkallandor8687 4 роки тому +75

      It's his brother, Greg Stonejaw.

    • @Myllorelion
      @Myllorelion 4 роки тому +48

      Man, Sam knew, and really could have righted the ship, but stuck with it for comedy. haha
      I was so happy when Laura started to course correct, then remembered what she heard. =(

    • @orindark
      @orindark 4 роки тому +22

      @@Myllorelion Sam seemed so passive aggressive from it and i loved it

    • @xg1559
      @xg1559 4 роки тому +28

      Ashley has always called him Grog Stonejaw to the point I think that she actually thinks that's his name.. in the early C1 intros when Pike's talking about Grog's tribe she calls him Stonejaw then too

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 4 роки тому +333

    Marisha: Here's how the game works!
    Travis: Here's how the game ISN'T going to work!

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 4 роки тому +310

    Taliesin: "I deserve this."
    Damn right you did.

  • @radioactivehalfrhyme
    @radioactivehalfrhyme 4 роки тому +391

    I like how Taliesin’s Grog slowly devolves into angry Percy with a sore throat.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 роки тому +27

      The day when percy found the bugbear that took his arm again while forgetting his sore throat lozenge

  • @ChaoticGoodEats
    @ChaoticGoodEats 4 роки тому +275

    I think one of the beeeeest and interesting parts about this is... at no point does Travis as Grog eeeeever swing his Axe in the original story.
    But like the true nature of Narrative Telephone... everyone else did. Hahahahaha.
    Easily my favorite one. SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!

    • @saetharion
      @saetharion 4 роки тому +30

      And on that note, the closest Grog even got to being angry was swearing at Macaroni Samsonite. Grog was in good humour almost throughout, but most folks' retelling was just "GROG IS MADE OF RAGE"

    • @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476
      @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 4 роки тому +5

      I think Liam made the best story by far, but this episode was definely the most entertaining

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 2 роки тому +88

    I love how everyone is in a random room at their house, except for Ashley, who is apparently in my trapper keeper from 1994.

  • @noahdavis7847
    @noahdavis7847 4 роки тому +177

    Can I just say I was totally down for the "story" just being Grog just listing all the muscles in the human body.

  • @wostronohej
    @wostronohej 4 роки тому +132

    I would love for Matt to tell a Zorth story. Maybe how he lost his arms, or Moorbounder training, anything by that character really.

    • @winkles2314
      @winkles2314 4 роки тому +1

      Matt’s Zorth kills me, so I imagine everyone else’s Zorth would be incredible

    • @chrisb4726
      @chrisb4726 4 роки тому +1

      Mall bounders?

  • @thejammiestjam
    @thejammiestjam 4 роки тому +75

    Out of everything, I'm so sad we lost "prescribe" and "bidet." Also have to love that Ashley somehow has "Stonejaw" really stuck in her head. Way back in campaign one, when they did the character intros at the start, she called him Grog Stonejaw then, too lolololololol

  • @ozarkeagle2885
    @ozarkeagle2885 4 роки тому +162

    Marisha's Macaroni Samsonite just turned into Nott with a head cold.

  • @underthependulum3484
    @underthependulum3484 3 роки тому +79

    Liam: Tries to break the game with German.
    Taliesin: Tried to break the game with Alliteration.
    Travis: Successfully broke the game by just improvising nonsense in his campaign 1 character voice.

  • @outsider903
    @outsider903 4 роки тому +71

    All honesty though, if Travis actually made a Grog Strongjaw youtube channel, I'd subscribe instantly. Also Macaroni & Buddy are now officialy CR's version of Pinky & The Brain.

  • @Ethan-nl2wg
    @Ethan-nl2wg 4 роки тому +75

    Honestly I think we can say that everyone except for maybe Marisha definitely “Ashleyed” this story

  • @Trukson79
    @Trukson79 4 роки тому +116

    The rest of the cast: "I'm gonna get them, let me just write an intricate script."
    Everyone else: "ohhh, this needs careful planning."
    No one: "...."
    Grog: "Hold my ale."

  • @feylights166
    @feylights166 4 роки тому +212

    Haha he threw in Macaroni XD all these have dissolved into chaos, but Travis' "narrative" was chaos to begin with.

  • @EStramel09
    @EStramel09 4 роки тому +242

    Macaroni Samsonite at beginning: "I'm Macaroni Samsonite and I'm here to take over all of Tal'dorei!"
    *Party casts Modify Memory*
    Macaroni Samsonite at the end: "I'm Macaroni Samsonite. Why am I here?"

  • @DinhoDTM
    @DinhoDTM 4 роки тому +49

    "That's not my last name! What the f! How many years?"
    The betrayal in Travis' voice. I love me some paniced Ashley Johnson.

  • @teeyauza
    @teeyauza 4 роки тому +140

    Matt yelling "Laura BAIL-ey" is my new ringtone

  • @kasiamleczarska9078
    @kasiamleczarska9078 3 роки тому +40

    "I'm so echant. This is how narrative telephone."
    Yep. I get you, Marisha. My brain's just like that too, and I'm not even participating.

  • @belgaer4943
    @belgaer4943 4 роки тому +39

    Matt started out with a pretty average story and now his revenge for everyone escalating with the alliteration and foreign languages and songs and specific details is going to be absolutely nuclear

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +163

    A trend I've noticed that they all do (must be just a general quirk of human behavior) that generally messes up the next couple of people is comment on their own performance in the middle of trying to recall story details which then throws themselves off more and causes the story to be even less detailed in the long run as the people after them try to copy their self-commentary and mannerisms. :P

    • @mariakristensen8289
      @mariakristensen8289 4 роки тому +13

      I think it might be a quirk of them being voice actors. Recognizing the flaws in their "drafts" of the voice

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 роки тому +12

      I think Sam just does it just to troll...😅

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 4 роки тому +12

      Yup, I noticed that editorializing ended up getting repeated, although to be fair without that Macaroni's only dialogue would have been "I'm Macaroni Samsonite" so Marisha did kind of need to fill space there. But some other parts just got totally replaced with editorializing, and eventually mutated into something they thought Grog might have actually said. Like Liam being a rock star according to Matt.
      Fortunately it doesn't make it much less fun to watch when someone stops really trying and just talks about the performance. Possibly because they forgot what the actual lines were and feel they need to fill time with *something*.

    • @Fenfalon
      @Fenfalon 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, you're right :D It's still funny to watch, although i kinda wish that sometimes when they couldn't remember the details, instead of commenting their own "poor" performance, they would just make something up to fill the blanks. Easier said than done, yes, and it might not even work the way i imagine it to, but from time to time I'd rather see the details of the story get more and more morphed rather than just getting the length of the story cropped (+ some editorializing lines) each time someone forgets something.

    • @bigdream_dreambig
      @bigdream_dreambig 4 роки тому +4

      @@Fenfalon Oh, they're talented at that too. Actors reference it as part of the "The show must go on" ethic and call it "ad libbing," and these guys have done a fair bit of that throughout -- but I think this is a high-pressure enough game that they feel their failures acutely, while also being a casual enough venue that they feel free to make excuses to explain away those failures.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +15

    I find it marvelous how Ashley streamlined the thing by removing the occurrences of people saying "I don't know what's going on" and "This is what this person said", then Sam reinjecting character quirks... That truly made for a back-on-rails story, for the time it went

  • @rapture1990
    @rapture1990 4 роки тому +54

    "C is for Comrade, that's good enough for me!" I AM CRYING

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +33

    16:01 It's okay, Laura, no one remembered anything from the Macaroni Samsonite part... ever.

  • @MsCunningLinguistic
    @MsCunningLinguistic 4 роки тому +30

    Side note: I love how Matt, who is open about being very self-conscious about his own body and self, has no issue goofing himself up if his friends ask. Love your magical duck face, Mr Marisha Ray :')

  • @Hobbitmetalgirl
    @Hobbitmetalgirl 4 роки тому +36

    Someone PLEASE do some fan art of Grog all decked out in Capezio gear! Leotard, practice tutu, mesh tights, some leg warmers, little shrug sweater, and classic contempora pointe shoes slung over his shoulder. We ballerina critters need it for our lives!!!

    • @kaeleastlord
      @kaeleastlord 4 роки тому +1

      Don't give Travis or Sam ideas

  • @astromechas
    @astromechas 4 роки тому +31

    All this proves to me is that Travis is too powerful. You can really see him make up the story as he goes, it’s amazing.

  • @pink_nicola
    @pink_nicola 4 роки тому +31

    Me: how is there still like 2 minutes left, the credits aren’t usually this long.
    Post credits occur: oh wow Taliesin 😂😂

  • @TiliaCordata
    @TiliaCordata 4 роки тому +26

    The best part about the Stonejaw incident is that Ashley made the same mistake in their intros in the campaign.

  • @skylinebeemine
    @skylinebeemine 4 роки тому +55

    only watched travis’s starting “story” so far... yeah this is going to be wild

  • @OI-wv4ip
    @OI-wv4ip 4 роки тому +32

    Marisha failed the macaroni voice and admits it,
    Matt does it pretty well
    Then Liam comes in and just does freaking Golem! Bloody brilliant.

    • @Kujimaro
      @Kujimaro 4 роки тому +2

      he does play gollum in shadow of mordor so it comes naturally. next time maybe he will do his etch and sketch voice

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 3 роки тому +15

    Sam's turn was less an attempt at retelling Grog's "story", and more a passive-aggressive jab at how bad Ashley screwed up x'D

  • @CyclopsScott
    @CyclopsScott 2 роки тому +5

    Marisha's Grog is VERY much Pate!

  • @leviathansol
    @leviathansol 4 роки тому +22

    Damn Liam does such a good Grog voice and seeing all the guy's high voice is fantastic, I love seeing the ranges everyone can do, such talent!

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget... Liam is notorious for doing his amazing "cuttlefish" voice!😁

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 4 роки тому +27

    Well, I was hoping that one of these would have either Darington Brigade or One-Shot characters, I just never expected it would be Travis who would fulfill that desire.

  • @CrovanBlaze
    @CrovanBlaze 4 роки тому +21

    Max: "Did you curse me?!"
    Me, a Call of Cthulhu veteran: Yup.

  • @chubby_deity3143
    @chubby_deity3143 4 роки тому +40

    So amazing, Travis is the best finale.

  • @KitKatWiffleBallBat
    @KitKatWiffleBallBat 4 роки тому +85

    Oh. My. Gawd.
    Travis what have you done?!

    • @KitKatWiffleBallBat
      @KitKatWiffleBallBat 4 роки тому +8

      I'm with Ashley and Liam on that being the BEST Marisha performance of this season! Omg. She nailed it!

    • @michaelbraico631
      @michaelbraico631 4 роки тому +2

      God's work.

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 4 роки тому +2

      he has achieved greatness

    • @DocEJ
      @DocEJ 4 роки тому +2

      He won x)

  • @Anna-vj9ys
    @Anna-vj9ys 4 роки тому +11

    hear me out, for one of the guests, they need to get Logic on
    just imagine how destructive the speed of his speech would be
    image the CHAOS

  • @Leo619858
    @Leo619858 4 роки тому +11

    This was by far my favorite episode of the group. Having deep tales and complicated content is nice, but you could tell here the focus was just about having fun, and it truly showed. I have never seen the cast laugh so hard and long before in my life, and to be honest this is probably the best comedy gold they produced. So cheers Travis, you deserve this

  • @BadVideoWatcher1
    @BadVideoWatcher1 4 роки тому +31

    Word, I was literally sitting around for about 15 minutes waiting for this to be uploaded

  • @RodentRules
    @RodentRules 4 роки тому +10

    Liam's reaction to Marisha's rendition of Macaroni has made me so goddamn happy.

  • @katealshaker1193
    @katealshaker1193 3 роки тому +2

    I enjoy the fact that the post credit one is just called TaliesinWTF.mov 😂

  • @edwin5274
    @edwin5274 4 роки тому +21

    I love that Laura always disappears from camera when she's failing so adorable

  • @ryanpratt6993
    @ryanpratt6993 Рік тому +3

    I love the fact that Travis fully improvised this whole thing when he was on camera

  • @jheckie14
    @jheckie14 4 роки тому +89

    STONEJAW. Me, Grog S T O N E J A W.
    Sam is the biggest troll.

    • @flyingskyward2153
      @flyingskyward2153 4 роки тому +3

      Ashley started it

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +15

      Sam 100% knew and could’ve saved the day. He chose to watch Rome burn instead, and I fuckin’ love it

    • @waltbriggs1821
      @waltbriggs1821 4 роки тому +4

      Jeff B Sam didn’t watch Rome burn, he saw a candle and pulled out the flamethrower

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +14

    Yes, please, to the guests. Get Brian to reprise Al Swearengen from Undeadwood. Also Ivan as his barkeep persona would be an interesting one. Really, I would just love to see any of the various guest players from the Campaigns and one-shots come back as their characters once more. I can only imagine what kinds of ridiculous stories and hijinks we could get from them, especially the more out-there and over-the-top ones. xD

  • @NevianRaud
    @NevianRaud 6 місяців тому +3

    I laughed so hard on slow-mo version oh my god

  • @MatthewBrpg
    @MatthewBrpg 4 роки тому +30

    I'm just imagining Last of Us fans stumbling across this with no context. Sigh...

    • @atoughworld1547
      @atoughworld1547 4 роки тому +4

      Laura & Ashley are treasures, really just a waste of their talent the writers ruined the LOU2 story.

    • @troybaker602
      @troybaker602 4 роки тому +10

      @@atoughworld1547 Good thing that they didn't ruin it and both Laura and Ashley have talked about how much they loved it

    • @atoughworld1547
      @atoughworld1547 4 роки тому +3

      @@troybaker602 Genuinely jealous you liked the story. It wasn't that joel died or ellie ends up alone without 2 fingers. Its the lack of narrative logic of how we get to each point thats offputting.

  • @katetoolate234
    @katetoolate234 Рік тому +4

    23:50 Liam is literally being blown away by the force of fantastic awkwardness that Marisha is projecting as Macaroni Samsonite. 😆

  • @CarrionNorth
    @CarrionNorth 4 роки тому +17

    I'm legit CRYING right now, I don't remember the last time I've laughed this hard. Sam's part just ended me

  • @smileylover5031
    @smileylover5031 4 роки тому +9

    Travis is the ultimate troll cause he gave a group of professional storytellers no story

  • @politecat8802
    @politecat8802 4 роки тому +30

    0:53 that smile tho

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +1

      Slasher smile!

  • @ashkt336
    @ashkt336 2 роки тому +1

    Ashley Johnson: Stonejaw
    Sam Riegel: And I took that personally

  • @SkywalkerAni
    @SkywalkerAni 4 роки тому +16

    Grog has such an adorable kinetic energy.

  • @whatupusa
    @whatupusa 3 роки тому +1

    I love how Travis just improvised a story and it crashed harder than the ones that were planned. Fantastic stuff

  • @rogerbaxter8207
    @rogerbaxter8207 4 роки тому +25

    Internet: I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE ABOUT THIS PAGE

  • @Rpsinclair
    @Rpsinclair 4 роки тому +12

    If Travis made a grog fitness channel I would 100% follow it

  • @Psytheslasher
    @Psytheslasher 4 роки тому +2

    Liams grog impression is so good

  • @MrIronWar
    @MrIronWar 4 роки тому +61

    I'm still trying to find the perscibe button

  • @mambus3148
    @mambus3148 4 роки тому +2

    the best part is that even though they mess up the names of the muscles, you would never know whether it's them messing up or Grog being Grog

  • @madhurdhingra4525
    @madhurdhingra4525 4 роки тому +35

    "Also ALE!"

  • @lexiehaces8700
    @lexiehaces8700 4 роки тому +1

    i would watch Travis make a weekly Grog vlog forever

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 4 роки тому +1

    Can we please get the full slow-mo Taliesin version with the rest of the cast not saying anything? I need that in my life.

  • @SourceOfBeing
    @SourceOfBeing 4 роки тому +15

    I really _really_ want Matt's NT to somehow include either every member of M9 or every member of VM.

  • @steff6777
    @steff6777 4 роки тому +2

    I just love Ashley’s panic face and butchering the story! 🤣🤣 (Grog StoneJaw) I am all here for it!!
    It’s been 7 weeks with no new episodes! I hope
    they continue Narrative Telephone cause it’s too good not to continue! Love these guys!

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 2 роки тому +3

    Gotta say, Liam's Grog is really good! I was really surprised!

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 роки тому +2626

    I love Travis trying to be supportive of Ashley getting into the Grog voice, and then just being absolutely scandalized at _STONEjaw_

  • @emma_DIY24
    @emma_DIY24 4 роки тому +2597

    Imagine Matt doing a 3 minute story with Kiri trying to recount different stories she's heard bits and pieces of from the M9

    • @sorasaur3572
      @sorasaur3572 4 роки тому +129

      F I N I S H H I M

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 4 роки тому +157

      OMG!!! Kiri would be *PERFECT!* She could tell a story, but can only use sound bites from previous conversations *in their voices!* (Mind blown emoji!)

    • @kzeriar25
      @kzeriar25 4 роки тому +35

      I'm hoping for time skips or even perhaps a time loop, parallel universes and stuff

    • @JohannesVanDerBerg
      @JohannesVanDerBerg 4 роки тому +23

      Why would you say something so cruel, yet amazing? 🤣🤣

    • @nickm9102
      @nickm9102 4 роки тому +47

      If Matt reads this and goes with it would be so evil. I would love that. Or if he really wants to F with them he will do a somthing like a documentary of Vox Machina from the NPCs.

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 4 роки тому +2530

    Beginning Macaroni Samsonite: "I'mma take over Tal'dorei!"
    Ending Macaroni Samsonite: "I just wanted to say hi!"

    • @francisxavier8374
      @francisxavier8374 4 роки тому +92

      actual ending macaroni is "i dont know why im here"

    • @KasaiRayquaza
      @KasaiRayquaza 4 роки тому +36

      @@francisxavier8374 True... He's like "Hi! (Why the heck am I here?) Okay, bye!"

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +4

      @@KasaiRayquaza - Like me when I come into a room and forget what I was looking for.

    • @isaiahephraim9858
      @isaiahephraim9858 3 роки тому

      I realize I am kinda randomly asking but do anybody know of a good website to watch newly released movies online ?

    • @dwayneissac2302
      @dwayneissac2302 3 роки тому

      @Isaiah Ephraim Flixportal :P

  • @moore2life_2012
    @moore2life_2012 4 роки тому +1097

    Travis- hilarious and short two character bit
    Everyone- mentally bluescreened at Macaroni and didn't hear last half the story

    • @lukeh8891
      @lukeh8891 3 роки тому +34

      Some people did remember the headbutts but yeah that’s pretty much it

  • @peachaton364
    @peachaton364 4 роки тому +883

    ashley: oh im so embarassed about "stonejaw" lets just move onto the next person
    sam in his video, immediately: hi im grog STONEjaw yes... STONEJAW

    • @BBacon
      @BBacon 4 роки тому +59

      sam is such a troll

    • @bBlaF
      @bBlaF 4 роки тому +33

      But also "Jrog".

    • @MowingTheAir
      @MowingTheAir 4 роки тому +13

      Love him so much!! Don't slip when Sam's next

    • @groofay
      @groofay 4 роки тому +53

      And then Laura, "I'm Grog Strongjaw...no wait, Sam said...I'm Grog STONEjaw, that's m'name, STONEjaw."
      Sam trolls, then Laura twists the knife. I don't know how Ashley will ever recover.

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth 4 роки тому +13

      She said Stonejaw in her original intro, too.

  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 4 роки тому +1862

    Travis: Grog and Macaroni
    Taliesin, an intellectual: Cookie Monster and Elmo

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 2 роки тому +4

      I'm here for that.

    • @januarygrey
      @januarygrey 2 роки тому +9

      Taliesin reps Jim Henson at every turn and it sustains my life. 🫀

  • @dotmp4353
    @dotmp4353 4 роки тому +1578

    "I wonder who messed it all up"
    Marisha, Matt, Liam, Taliesin, Ashley, Sam and Laura:
    **nervous sweating**

    • @Equirah
      @Equirah 4 роки тому +40

      Hey, couldn't be Laura, she was the last one ;D

  • @groofay
    @groofay 4 роки тому +481

    Alternate title: Grog tries to do multiple consecutive takes of the same fitness vlog while getting progressively drunker.

  • @aaronjoseph3842
    @aaronjoseph3842 4 роки тому +604

    I love how blaming liam and matt lasted longer than the actual narrative did

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 4 роки тому +18

      There WAS no narrative to last!

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 4 роки тому +4

      What narrative? Lol

    • @Myrilia
      @Myrilia 4 роки тому +4

      Matt immediatly blamed himself, but i think Taliesin is the one who forgot the most details!

  • @whistlerdan7718
    @whistlerdan7718 4 роки тому +1366

    Here's the Summary:
    Travis: Fitness youtuber Grog Strongjaw keeps getting interrupted by his craigslist roommate Macaroni Samsonite
    Marisha: Wacky waving inflatable tube men just vibin'
    Matt: Amped up Sid Vicious doing parkour
    Liam: Sid Vicious flexing his Muscular System knowledge with Gollum as his roommate
    Taliesin: Russian Sid Vicious with Falsetto Macaroni Samsonite accidentally filmed in slow mo
    Ashley: Ah yes, Grog Stonejaw, my character Pink Truckfort's bestfriend in Cultural Roll: Legend of Bob Macaroni
    Sam: Jog Stonejaw... That's definitely my name...
    Laura: Puts the bail in Bailey

    • @shayjo5911
      @shayjo5911 4 роки тому +27

      Ugh I want to like this comment again it’s so good

    • @Tattooedmumjum
      @Tattooedmumjum 4 роки тому +19

      Sam: Jog Stonejaw and his booger!

    • @esoteric_squid
      @esoteric_squid 3 роки тому +42

      PUTS THE BAIL IN BAILEY XD

    • @princemills6022
      @princemills6022 3 роки тому +11

      See, now this here, your comment needs more likes

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +9

      Sam's macaroni is like, spoiled British child

  • @gojirra987
    @gojirra987 4 роки тому +1533

    "Oh, man, Taliesen was so evil, Liam had German...."
    They never even suspsected Travis was the BBEG all along.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +111

      Travis: But neither of you thought about a fast change to a diametrically different character!

    • @dragonwithamonocle
      @dragonwithamonocle 4 роки тому +47

      He ended up being a really great final boss.

    • @theodorehsu5023
      @theodorehsu5023 4 роки тому +38

      The old bait and switch when Grog starts, Macaroni sneaks in but gets chased off with Grog finishing.

    • @diegowolfe2744
      @diegowolfe2744 4 роки тому +29

      The last story from Matt is gonna be so much murder for the crew.... I cam imagine it jumping from Gilmore to Viktor, and even raishan with so many languages, and tons of alliteration

    • @Theology.101
      @Theology.101 4 роки тому +6

      Brian’s been saying that since day one

  • @pollywatson8099
    @pollywatson8099 4 роки тому +591

    Travis as Macaroni: "I'm going to take over the world"
    Literally everyone else as Macaroni: "I have absolutely nothing of substance to say, I honestly don't even know why I'm here"

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 4 роки тому +666

    Matt: runs around his entire room for a character change
    Sam: Just ducks out of screen for half a second

    • @seraphinaedan1033
      @seraphinaedan1033 4 роки тому +4

      krayos13 that’s true, it was just funny

    • @lance6427
      @lance6427 4 роки тому +30

      He didn’t even get entirely out of frame hfhjfhjfhjdg

  • @creaturesoul4469
    @creaturesoul4469 4 роки тому +773

    For once it didn’t fall apart at 3rd, real proud of Matt. Also I find it both impressive and very funny that Travis pretty much made up his whole story on the spot.

    • @kaiserfeint
      @kaiserfeint 4 роки тому +43

      that is some top notch improv tbh

    • @oranges369
      @oranges369 4 роки тому +27

      The falling apart was more like a slope from the start to the end instead of it immediately falling and staying the same level of insanity for the rest.

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 4 роки тому +5

      It fell apart at 2nd, so thats probably not an improvement. Marisha dropped the entire point of Macaroni, which never recovered. Apparently screaming at the television, impacted her ability to hear, and remember.

    • @martophrenia
      @martophrenia 4 роки тому +13

      @@lokithecat7225 jesus, you still exist

    • @groofay
      @groofay 4 роки тому +2

      This was truly history-making: The third didn't fall apart, and Laura Bailey bailed at the end. Astonishing.

  • @citsoria
    @citsoria 4 роки тому +1515

    Marisha: "I really adored the concept he went with."
    The rest of the cast: "TheRE WAS a concePT?!"

    • @Dyre05
      @Dyre05 4 роки тому +23

      That's because Marisha lost so much in hers.

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 4 роки тому +97

      @@Dyre05 Marisha kept the concept of a fitness youtuber intact, Liam was the one who dropped it.

    • @samfletcher5022
      @samfletcher5022 4 роки тому +78

      Marisha nailed her retelling! She hardly lost anything!

    • @Dyre05
      @Dyre05 4 роки тому +6

      @@RPG_Angie she literally lost the story after grog coming back swapping to talking about a fight.... that's half of the story...

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 4 роки тому +30

      @@Dyre05 She lost some bits in the middle, but she didn't lose the concept of a fitness youtuber. Liam did.

  • @torgor_
    @torgor_ 4 роки тому +1004

    All I remember about Macaroni Samsonite is the voice, that he sat in a chariot on Liam's back and that he rolled ridiculously high stats LOL

    • @danmurray1996
      @danmurray1996 4 роки тому +119

      he's also low-key evil. He's this cute, power house, who is secretly planning something. The hints are in his Spirit Guardians being necrotic because he's evil, and in Travis hinting at him trying to take over in this NT. Love him.

    • @ryangottlieb9939
      @ryangottlieb9939 4 роки тому +86

      If you want to understand Mac its simple: he's Stitch as an evil halfling cleric.

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 4 роки тому +30

      He literally made Ashley Johnson disappear

    • @OmegaGuess
      @OmegaGuess 4 роки тому +8

      After trying to roast her with a Flame Strike.

    • @DJWidget
      @DJWidget 4 роки тому +16

      "BANISHMENT!" lol

  • @GoRicky15
    @GoRicky15 4 роки тому +1105

    Travis: Traps
    Marisha: Glutes
    Matt: Trapezes
    Liam: Capezios
    Taliesan: Capaldis
    Ashley & Sam: Caboleys
    Laura: Carbine noise

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 4 роки тому +36

      That's a telephone game, alright.

    • @neerGdyahS
      @neerGdyahS 4 роки тому +47

      To Matt's credit he said trapezius, the actual name.

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +2

      Liam mentioned Calpadis too

    • @DLBlymire
      @DLBlymire 3 роки тому +3

      Laura's definitely sounded like Kobold Noses to me 😂

    • @valacarno
      @valacarno 3 роки тому +6

      I've heard Liam mentioning Campari's. 😅

  • @teagangard2128
    @teagangard2128 4 роки тому +1178

    maybe it's because I also have ADHD, but this felt like the easiest story to follow. like it's muscles, macaroni, then the arena fight. a beautiful three act structure.

    • @Slicklettuce
      @Slicklettuce 3 роки тому +44

      i know right i was like how are we getting this one of all things wrong that alliteration shit was completly impossible but this is great

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons 3 роки тому +34

      it's probably the ADHD. because me too

    • @justtaylor8204
      @justtaylor8204 3 роки тому +34

      Muscles macaroni and murder

    • @jester838
      @jester838 3 роки тому +13

      omg felt. adhd folks unite

    • @valacarno
      @valacarno 3 роки тому +11

      ADHD Ace Deity supports this comment.

  • @fatzmcgee
    @fatzmcgee 4 роки тому +367

    Travis's expression to begin with is priceless. That is the look of a man about to wing some shit and hope for the best.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 4 роки тому +680

    If Travis doesn’t know what he’s going to say next, how could anyone else?

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +75

      Matt and Taliesin can read minds, this is the only way to defeat them- by *not thinking* at all!!

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily 4 роки тому +25

      lmaooo reminds me of the "How can you hit me when even I don't know where I am" line from the fan rap battle vid

    • @MowingTheAir
      @MowingTheAir 4 роки тому +1

      Travis could, Grog can't

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 4 роки тому +2

      I think that's why the rest had trouble remembering it. With some sort of planned structure, it's not as difficult to extrapolate a likely follow up. When it's completely improvised, your brain can't lock on to a pattern.

  • @soriowd
    @soriowd 4 роки тому +502

    The moment Taliesin realized he was turning into cookie monster and could not stop himself after realizing that made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +22

      And then he went Russian

    • @Samu-oe9pf
      @Samu-oe9pf 3 роки тому +14

      Its funnier because his hair color is cookie monster colored

  • @mako5259
    @mako5259 4 роки тому +437

    Keep watching after the credits for rare footage of Taliesin in his true eldritch form.

    • @curtistic5724
      @curtistic5724 4 роки тому +21

      Just don't listen to it near the ocean...

    • @jaymereynolds9172
      @jaymereynolds9172 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you, I almost missed that!

    • @kalyndor
      @kalyndor 4 роки тому +19

      "You cursed me dude? Wtf is this?!" Kills me everytime

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +5

      Oh my Tal this is so perfect. My soul was _sha-king_ under his unbridled eldritch tongue!

    • @QtNFluffyBacon
      @QtNFluffyBacon 4 роки тому +18

      I fucking love how the file is just titled "Taliesin_WTF" xD

  • @allisonm4493
    @allisonm4493 4 роки тому +1043

    We’ve had foreign language from Liam, alliteration from Tal, complicated details from Laura, a musical number from Sam, and Ashley pretending that information was forgotten...
    But Travis, in a show of complete improv, managed to destroy EVERYONE with his secret ingredient: Chaos! When he left to turn into Macaroni I was so shocked and confused I forgot half of the story, it worked so well.
    Also Laura bailing was the FUNNIEST THING, I was dying of laughter. I need season 2, ASAP. We need Matt to do a Kiri story because that has such a potential to cause absolute annihilation with her story told through secondhand quotes 😂

    • @fourd8438
      @fourd8438 4 роки тому +14

      Yes and yes

    • @averynicebean
      @averynicebean 4 роки тому +23

      Laura BAILey

    • @michaelbraico631
      @michaelbraico631 4 роки тому +13

      Oh, that is fucking clever.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 4 роки тому +2

      ++

    • @allisonm4493
      @allisonm4493 4 роки тому +7

      @@michaelbraico631 IKR, I need it. Wasn't my idea, I saw it from another Critter. But please, I need it in my life because it would crush the entire cast into oblivion lol.

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 4 роки тому +551

    Hearing everyone try to do Mac’s voice is hilarious, and they all missed Mac’s plot to dominate the world.

    • @K1LLJ0YPRINC3
      @K1LLJ0YPRINC3 4 роки тому +56

      Perfect. Now he definitely can take over the world. Nothings holding him back.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому +20

      “I’m Grog STONEjaw, I don’t know why I left!”

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 4 роки тому +5

      No, only Marisha missed it.
      No one else had the opportunity after that, and Mac's entire appearance was pointless attempts at voices.

    • @TitaniaBird
      @TitaniaBird 4 роки тому

      Matt's attempt at Mac's voice reminded me of Waspinator.

    • @imapengo
      @imapengo 4 роки тому +2

      @@lokithecat7225 Isn't that the point of the game though?

  • @DrakeAurum
    @DrakeAurum 4 роки тому +521

    The Capaldis are the muscles in your eyebrows.