Should have KNOWN BETTER than to trust my KIDS with MAKEUP!!

Ok, so my kids asked if they could practice their MAKEUP SKILLS on me. I instead of making me pretty, they turned me into one of THE DEVILS REJECTS!
They watched a couple of MAKEUP TUTORIALS, and went about turning me into fat CAPTAIN SPAULDING from the famous ROB ZOMBIE trilogy.
HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS
THREE FROM HELL
Honestly, I think they did a pretty good job for their first attempt!
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