Hello Phish, I am a competitive ballroom dancer. Specific dances you do on the competition floor are also called heats like in swimming, and I have had friends make the exact same joke that Jenna and Twobold made to you. I sympathize with you good sir.
I swear, Lewi says so many wrong facts all the time it becomes funny. Furst of all, poisonous animas are only colorful as a way to stop predators from eating them, that's why snake are not that colorful And also, non-poisonous colorful animals exist, but only because most colorful animals are poisonous. This micing only works if the "fake" is the exception and not the rule. If predators encounter more fake than poisonous, than they will stop worryign about wrong colors.
Bruh whaaaaat Lewi trynna murder someone. One of the most venomous snakes being the coral snake has a very colourful scheme that reminds peeps to stay away. His assasination attempt on Phish shall not go unnoticed
Ironically in Lewi's favour there is a snake that I believe is the milk snake(?) That uses the coral snakes colour pallet But yeah true the coral snake is very dangerous and lewi is an idiot lmao
@@theonetheycallheadspace2899 yeah I was about to say there are a few snakes that have similar colours to incredibly venomous ones as a defense mechanism
I did not expect the explanation for heats in swimming to come up as a topic, but yes swimming in heats can come down to how many lanes there are such as 6 or 8, the more lanes the better because there will be less heats that you will have to wait for an event, some events can have upwards to 11 to 12 heats from my own experience, and heats can fill as many or as little lanes as they want some can have 5 people in an 8 lane pool or 8 in an 8 lane pool
2:14 thats because the snakes use venom not poison so they are a predator and hiding is way better. Which is why poison dart frogs and monarch butterflies are bright in color so they word off possible predators.
"Aposematic signals are primarily visual, using bright colours and high-contrast patterns such as stripes. Warning signals are honest indications of noxious prey, because conspicuousness evolves in tandem with noxiousness. Thus, the brighter and more conspicuous the organism, the more toxic it usually is."
Hell no you tell Twobold he doesn't wanna do jury duty. I had to do it for a murder case. Shit sucks. What was worse was the victim kinda looked lime my mom.
Love the content salty ive been watching for years and the podcast is funny too, i wanted to ask you which helps more, me watching the podcast on youtube, or listening on spotify? Doesn’t make a difference to me so which ones helps you as a content creator more?
Anyone know where I can watch (or even what one it was)that Valorant tournament that they competed in? I would absolutely love to see their team play and listen to the broadcasters just continue limiting their team name.
Hello Phish, I am a competitive ballroom dancer. Specific dances you do on the competition floor are also called heats like in swimming, and I have had friends make the exact same joke that Jenna and Twobold made to you. I sympathize with you good sir.
fuck all those guys
@@SaltyPhish hey phish *long winded empathy*
Phish:yea FUCK EM
@@SaltyPhish Phish, phrasing
@@SaltyPhish exactly what a furry would do.
It was an order
“What happened to my sleep”
Me when i go to sleep at a reasonable time and still feel like shit in the morning
This is definitely me when I don’t get a lot of sleep
absolutely
We when college student
Bumbler calling fish a tax write off is an underrated part of this video.
Holy fuck “notices bugle” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in one of these videos idk why
buggle
6:10 twobold never ceases to amaze me w his voices. He literally sounds like saltzpyre from vermintide
This is his "Archibold" personality, basically him as noble richman
"Sigmar... bless this ravaged body"
8:17 kurtistown citizens seeing the mayors name misspelled: 👁👄👁
I like that Phish refers to Cloud as “Twobold’s friend” as if he hasn’t been in a bunch of videos already
“notices bugle” actually made me laugh out loud, I have no idea why that’s so funny to me lmao
still waiting for him to take me up on that offer
Oh hell Nwo
You still waiting bud?
8:18 Sadge poor kurtis
They spelled his name wrong in the captions lol
They used to have conversations that made sense. Now I don’t know what’s happening anymore XD.
The "baby at the doorstep" story sounds just like the intro to the Super Mario Bros. live-action movie LOL
Meet the Robinsons
Lewi and Questron could do an animal documentary. It would be filled with so much beautiful chaos
I swear, Lewi says so many wrong facts all the time it becomes funny.
Furst of all, poisonous animas are only colorful as a way to stop predators from eating them, that's why snake are not that colorful
And also, non-poisonous colorful animals exist, but only because most colorful animals are poisonous. This micing only works if the "fake" is the exception and not the rule. If predators encounter more fake than poisonous, than they will stop worryign about wrong colors.
Everyone in the comments is laughing about the *bugle* bit, meanwhile "I removed your structural support beams, good luck idiot." has me FUCKING DYING
Venomous snakes (not poisonous ones) are well camouflaged but possess strong venom so they can sneak up on prey easier, while still being deadly.
"You guys got 50 dollars each?"
"No, 50 dollars total."
"So you both got $10?"
Team of 5, and she said “so you each get 10?”
not gonna lie, that's where my mind went to when phish was talking about being in a heat. that's literally what it's called lmao
"The deeper you get in the heat the faster you go"
Going to be honest, did not think of pools when he said “heat.”
Bruh whaaaaat Lewi trynna murder someone. One of the most venomous snakes being the coral snake has a very colourful scheme that reminds peeps to stay away. His assasination attempt on Phish shall not go unnoticed
Ironically in Lewi's favour there is a snake that I believe is the milk snake(?) That uses the coral snakes colour pallet
But yeah true the coral snake is very dangerous and lewi is an idiot lmao
@@theonetheycallheadspace2899 yeah I was about to say there are a few snakes that have similar colours to incredibly venomous ones as a defense mechanism
speaking of cringe animals phish has finally posted
*notices bugle*
LMAO
Saying "we're ranked higher than Ludwig's podcast" actually is gonna get me to listen now.
I got excited for a second thinking y’all knew who kurtis conner was😭
Lewi is confusing poisonous with venomous
10:31
WHY DID I READ THIS AS “Cloud is Twobold’s father” THE FIRST TIME
I did not expect the explanation for heats in swimming to come up as a topic, but yes swimming in heats can come down to how many lanes there are such as 6 or 8, the more lanes the better because there will be less heats that you will have to wait for an event, some events can have upwards to 11 to 12 heats from my own experience, and heats can fill as many or as little lanes as they want some can have 5 people in an 8 lane pool or 8 in an 8 lane pool
LOL everyone spells Kurtis's name wrong. Kurtis town rise up
Been watching since the early days. Love
i love how he started explaining swimming heats
Time to cancel lewi for not knowing Kurtis Conner
Thank you pish this video is longer then 10 minutes, this is very good, my room will be so fucking clean now it's almost completely clean
That effect of copying markings of more dangerous animals to appear more threatening is called mimicry
Phish! I’ve watched your YT for years and you’re always going to be one of my favorite content creators. Keep up the good work! Pet pepper for me :>
i havent willingly sat through a 10 minute funny gaming moments video since like 2018. funny shit, love it.
Good to see your boy LTEDDY in Phish’s friends list
phish sir ive commented on like 4 different videos and tik toks asking you to tell more swim stories im so glad you are listening to your fans
i love how when phish made a single innocent comment that was "we should make a team" and it just went all down hill into madness from there
I go to bed and sleep for 4 hours: where did my sleep go?
I go asleep again for 12 hours:
Where did my sleep go?
Im dying, you gave the cloaked twobold giant timberlins 💀
*notices bugle*
*very quiet, muffled clown horn*
NOW. LEWI TALKING ABOUT KURTIS CONNER ISN'T A THING I EVER THOUGH I'D HEAR BUT IT MADE ME AUDIBLY GASP.
also the editor misspelled his name :kekW:
My favorite phish video to date
Damn, really out here not knowing the legend *Kurtis Conner*
“I’m hungry”
Me after I forget to consume the correct about of edible solids in a specific time frame
2:14 thats because the snakes use venom not poison so they are a predator and hiding is way better. Which is why poison dart frogs and monarch butterflies are bright in color so they word off possible predators.
My favorite part of the video was the Twobold cut-out at the end
The dark brotherhood note made me have PTSD
"Aposematic signals are primarily visual, using bright colours and high-contrast patterns such as stripes. Warning signals are honest indications of noxious prey, because conspicuousness evolves in tandem with noxiousness. Thus, the brighter and more conspicuous the organism, the more toxic it usually is."
This video was a barrage on my senses
Every kitten roleplay is cursed, Phish.
i dont even watch these videos for the content anymore, im constantly looking at the subtitles
6:06 twobold sounds like a maniacal luigi
Great start to start off the video “If we have kids” Perfect XD
Phish was a tax deductable 😂
2:14. it is not poisonous. its venomous!
Lewi's colorful animal rant was so insanely incorrect it actually made me angry
Damn, been a long time, i forgot how good this content is
Whenever I feel dumb I watch these videos and feel so much smarter
That’s a work of art there in the background oh phish’s outro
Bumbler was so out of character asking to ERP with phish lmao
5:45 phish used greatful instead of grateful in the subtitles
“YOU PURCHASE A KID” = Funny
@5:46. Grateful. Not greatful phish. Just a misspelling but i laughed harder at that her joke 😂
Garfield ate the lasagna to become poisonous
the outro got me with the life size twobold in the corner
Phish was a business expense, he’s just ROI negative.
A dying race like boxers with actual skill and talent
*notices bugle*
IDK where Lewi getting his information about colorful reptiles but he is definitely mistaken lol
Phish rly couldve said me after staying up to 5 am on overwatch
funniest video on youtube congrats man
I just finished watching the video "what the Internett did to Garfield" and I did not expect Garfield to be in this video, I can't escape...
11:03 finally someone points that out-- all the Widowtracer shippers just conveniently ignore that fact
Funny fact the president james Garfield died on a Monday. And the fact that Garfield hates Monday’s isn’t a cowinky dink at all
Back to the older style of video. Good stuff right here
2:03 oh my God I'm having a cringe overdose
Love your vids
You guys managed to describe mimcry in the dumbest way possible, congrats.
WHY DID I LAUGH AT BUGLE?
(7:45)
Phish….
You ever look up gwa? You’d probably like it
Venom, poison, difference.
When phish changes everyone’s colours :(
Mann, haven't watched you in 2 years, happy 722k subs. Last time i was here it was 600k.
phish is the only thing that makes me laugh nowadays
1:59 If you know, you know.
10:19 wait, is that muselk on phish's friendlist?
Hell no you tell Twobold he doesn't wanna do jury duty. I had to do it for a murder case. Shit sucks. What was worse was the victim kinda looked lime my mom.
Love the content salty ive been watching for years and the podcast is funny too, i wanted to ask you which helps more, me watching the podcast on youtube, or listening on spotify? Doesn’t make a difference to me so which ones helps you as a content creator more?
ah yes, **bugle**
Man said “curtis”
i was a purchase… 😭 💀. why do u have to call it that 😭
Phish in racing we use the term heat as well.
I couldnt remember your channel name so i searched up lucio content and i worked 😁
8:18 imagine Kurtis commenting on this video
KURTISSSS
“Greatful”
Anyone know where I can watch (or even what one it was)that Valorant tournament that they competed in? I would absolutely love to see their team play and listen to the broadcasters just continue limiting their team name.
3:26 jenna needs to lay off the abo
I save up salty videos like a show so I can watch them for the 5% of funny jokes they have thanks for the 15% phillipe!
Hello salty, love the content