The TWOdanes
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The TWOdanes - DRINK COFFEE OR DIE (Official Music Video)
DRINK COFFEE OR DIE
An original by The TWOdanes!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2R5DbqBIjXtkCEhZwPqK94?si=VycWmiXLQCelBcBTajxIIQ
Itunes/Apple Music: music.apple.com/dk/album/drink-coffee-or-die/1477858426?i=1477858427&l=da
All streaming services: song.link/dk/i/1477858427
We’ll be back with new reaction videos soon!
LYRICS:
If you want to reach the top, the way is dark and nutty
Two brothers from the north, having a tasty drink of the south
(Hvad fanden? Er der kun instant?)
The liquid of life looks like death, tastes like fucking heaven
It’s okay if you mix with milk, but sugar in here makes you a queer
Realize what you have become, a zombie craving for caffeine
(It’s a matter of survival guys, luckily survival has never been easyer, oh fuck, I mean tastier)
So sit down motherfuckers and have some fucking good coffee
Drink coffee or die:
The first thing you need, only better while you eat
Drink coffee or die:
Drink while you poo, it’s okay too
Drink coffee or die:
If you can’t sleep, this is all you need
Drink coffee or die:
The shaking your hands, only drink till it ends
(cheers)
Fill a cup ‘till you reach the top, or just drink straight from the pot
When you finally drink the black, there’s no fucking going back
A night in town? allways finish up with and irish cup
You say what is it good for? Well, just google that shit, or listen to the damn chorus
Drink coffee or die:
Have constipation? Coffee smoothen the sensation
Drink coffee or die:
A Hollywood smile, starts at the caffeine aisle
Drink coffee or die:
Feeling low? Coffee makes your spirit grow
Drink coffee or die:
The TwoDanes are back, prepare for coffee attack
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Відео

THE TWOdanes Reacts To ''Blinded'' By Alien Weaponry
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The Two Danes are back on your screen again! Today we dig into a really cool and young band! They are called Alien Weaponry, and the song we've chosen is ''Blinded''. Also another teaser for our song ''Drink Coffee Or Die'' is at the end of the video! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments.
NORTHLANE - ECLIPSE // REACTION VIDEO
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The Two Danes are back on your screen, reacting to some good music! Today we dig into the band Northlane, and their song Eclipse. We also found a druid from World Of Warcraft... Remember we are releasing our first song on the 30th of August! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments!
Sabaton - 82nd All The Way - REACTION VIDEO (New Song Teaser Inside)
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The Two Danes are back on your screen, once again! Bringing you a rather special video! Of course as always, we are reacting to some nice music! And this time we are digging into Sabaton ''82nd All The Way'', great song! BUT! We are also teasing our new song ''Drink Coffee Or Die'', which will be out on your favourite streaming platform on the 30th of August! Got any suggestions for us to react...
Behemoth - Sabbath Matter REACTION VIDEO
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The Two Danes are back on your screen again, reacting to only the finest of heavy metal on the interwebz! And this time we dig into the new video for ''Sabbath Matter'' by polish metal giants Behemoth. Got any suggestions for us? Hit us up in the comments.
Infant Annihilator - Three Bastards REACTION VIDEO (What The Hell Was This?)
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Oh hell no. We could not just let this band, with this new track be... The Two Danes are back on your screen, reacting to only the best of the best music out there! Today we are digging DEEP into the new track ''Three Bastards'' by Infant Annihilator, and holy shi*t..... Got recommendations for us? Put it in the comment.
Fit For An Autopsy - Mirrors (REACTION VIDEO)
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The Two Danes are back again! With a new video, reacting to some heavy metal. Today we dig into the track ''Mirrors'', by the great band Fit For An Autopsy. It's heavy, it's catchy, very nice! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments.
Slipknot - Solway Firth (REACTION VIDEO)
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Here we go again motherf... The Two Danes are back again, and of course we just HAVE to dig into the new Slipknot track ''Solway Firth''. It got everything! It's heavy, it's catchy, did we say it was heavy? Got any suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments.
Steel Panther - All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) REACTION VIDEO
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The Two Danes are back! What a surprise huh'? And today we are going in deep on this new Steel Panther track. The song is ''All I Wanna Do Is Fuck Myself Tonight'', and what a rocking banger it is! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments
HELLYEAH - Oh My God (REACTION VIDEO)
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The Two Danes are back again! This time getting into some hard n' heavy stuff. The song is ''Oh My God'' by the band HELLYEAH. Got any suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments below
RED FANG - Antidote - REACTION VIDEO
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The Two Danes are back on your screen again, because you simply can't get enough! Once again we are reacting to a music video. This time it's Red Fang with their song Antidote, it's quite a weird one... Want to recommend stuff to us? Put it in a comment.
KoRn - You'll Never Find Me (REACTION VIDEO)
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YEEES YEEES YEES, KoRn is back! - And so is The Two Danes. Today we are reacting to the new KoRn song ''You'll Never Find Me''. Hope you enjoy it! Got any suggestions for videos, or music we should react to? Hit us up I the comments.
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (REACTION)
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The Two Danes are back! This time with some dwarfish heavy metal about digging holes, and stuff. This time we dig into Dig Diggy Hole (pun intended) by WIND ROSE. Got suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments. Drink coffee or die.
Belzebubs - Cathedrals Of Mourning (REACTION VIDEO)
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The Two Danes are back, yet again with a new video! This time we got all dark, with some black metal! Cathedrals Of Mourning by the band Belzebubs! Want us to react to something? Post a comment!
Killer Be Killed - Wings Of Feather And Wax (REACTION VIDEO)
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Hello people of the internet! The Two Danes are back with another reaction video! This time we react to the song ''Wings of feather and wax'' by the super band Killer Be Killed. Got suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments!
Slipknot - Unsainted (REACTION VIDEO)
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Slipknot - Unsainted (REACTION VIDEO)
Motionless In White - Disguise (REACTION VIDEO)
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Motionless In White - Disguise (REACTION VIDEO)
Fleshgod Apocalypse - Sugar (REACTION VIDEO)
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Fleshgod Apocalypse - Sugar (REACTION VIDEO)
UNBOXING NEW GEAR // SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
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UNBOXING NEW GEAR // SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Falling In Reverse - Drugs // REACTION VIDEO
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Falling In Reverse - Drugs // REACTION VIDEO
Rammstein - Deutschland REACTION VIDEO
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Rammstein - Deutschland REACTION VIDEO
Abbath - Harvest Pyre (REACTION VIDEO)
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Abbath - Harvest Pyre (REACTION VIDEO)
NAILS - I Don't Want To Know You - REACTION VIDEO (WE ARE BACK)
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NAILS - I Don't Want To Know You - REACTION VIDEO (WE ARE BACK)
Sabaton - To Hell And Back LIVE ( REACTION VIDEO )
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Sabaton - To Hell And Back LIVE ( REACTION VIDEO )
Children Of Bodom - Under Glass And Clover REACTION VIDEO
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Children Of Bodom - Under Glass And Clover REACTION VIDEO
Infant Annihilator - Decapitation Fornication (REACTION VIDEO) Last video of 2018!!
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Infant Annihilator - Decapitation Fornication (REACTION VIDEO) Last video of 2018!!
Slipknot - All Out Life (REACTION VIDEO)
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Slipknot - All Out Life (REACTION VIDEO)
METALHEADS REACTS TO BABY SHARK ( The Sharks Eat The Kids?!)
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METALHEADS REACTS TO BABY SHARK ( The Sharks Eat The Kids?!)
BLACK TONGUE - Second Death REACTION VIDEO (INSANE HEAVY S***)
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BLACK TONGUE - Second Death REACTION VIDEO (INSANE HEAVY S )
Behemoth - Bartzabel // REACTION VIDEO
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Behemoth - Bartzabel // REACTION VIDEO

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @pewlat
    @pewlat 11 днів тому

    Love the reaction guys :D do more from Kvelertak!

  • @pami333
    @pami333 Місяць тому

    All I want for christmas is youuuuuuu... so get your little Danish asses over here to Germany to plan your comeback 🧐 Or at least feel hugged if life had other plans for you and in case you read this 🖤

  • @Justin-k3e
    @Justin-k3e 3 місяці тому

    🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻😎😊

  • @lucienmetz7701
    @lucienmetz7701 3 місяці тому

    Petit moineau Igorrr

  • @lucienmetz7701
    @lucienmetz7701 3 місяці тому

    Boss

  • @jr-rp1kl
    @jr-rp1kl 6 місяців тому

    juste du 🥖🏴🇫🇷🇯🇵 🇯🇵🇫🇷🏴🥖 c’est tout

  • @seanrobey8335
    @seanrobey8335 6 місяців тому

    Love these dudes so much 😂i still know all the lyrics and always scream to it

  • @MrBcraze513
    @MrBcraze513 7 місяців тому

    Haha yes more reactions to the video

  • @thebosscb
    @thebosscb 7 місяців тому

    React to Tom McDonald

  • @KennyAlmendral
    @KennyAlmendral 7 місяців тому

    horror metal

  • @processingpodcastseattle
    @processingpodcastseattle 10 місяців тому

    audio is so good

  • @james-coble
    @james-coble Рік тому

    Ok ok that was a sick intro , played that shit 10 times.

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 Рік тому

    One of the mist badass songs ive EVER heard

  • @pami333
    @pami333 Рік тому

    4 years in.. I just came by to put a cup of coffee on the grave of the TWOdanes. May you rest in peace, my lovely caffeinated viking boys ☕☕

  • @PauloHowlett
    @PauloHowlett Рік тому

    The eighties in one video*

  • @oonzpoonz69
    @oonzpoonz69 Рік тому

    This has 318k views? Shit sounds like I’m listening to someone’s cell phone at an airport….view bot likely 😊

  • @gursimransingh1229
    @gursimransingh1229 Рік тому

    Please do this Sadhguru video, The Four Parts of the Mind - Vinita Bali with Sadhguru This one is 13 min 22 seconds long......................................................................................................................................................................

  • @RichardClark-k5n
    @RichardClark-k5n Рік тому

    I just found your fucker your awesome

  • @szymondwernicki2630
    @szymondwernicki2630 Рік тому

    Where are you guys? Quick answer?

  • @scootscoot97warlock90
    @scootscoot97warlock90 Рік тому

    ZSpirituality & Distortion is so inctedible. The whole album is incredible.

  • @scootscoot97warlock90
    @scootscoot97warlock90 Рік тому

    yall need to hear Hymalaia whatever the song is, track 9 I think. Masterpiece of a song

  • @angeldelaluz
    @angeldelaluz Рік тому

    The funniest reaction to Igorr vídeo. xD

  • @matthewdmiller4335
    @matthewdmiller4335 Рік тому

    I mean id call it orchestral black metal. Lyrically these are my guyz

  • @BEISETZUNG
    @BEISETZUNG Рік тому

    Where are you?

  • @thomascatty379
    @thomascatty379 Рік тому

    Igorrr is French

  • @maxfarris7492
    @maxfarris7492 Рік тому

    The point of talking about the black and Grey pope is because most don't know you hope they look up orsini

  • @фелікс-в2м
    @фелікс-в2м Рік тому

    ,😳😍😍☺️🤣🤣

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 Рік тому

    This is art, he's either taking artistic license, or you should not get your facts from rappers. It's a dope song, it has a real message, but like 50% of the lyrics are really out there. I personally don't believe in chemtrails, George Bush is clearly influenced by Crowley but not related to him, and there are probably not skeletons on the moon because there were thousands of people involved in NASA so it would be impossible to keep secret from the US, Russians AND the Chinese. But I love seeing my danish cousins discover hardcore underground shit! 🇸🇪♥️🇩🇰

  • @9ZERO6
    @9ZERO6 Рік тому

    Bass line Fire.

  • @metalux2901
    @metalux2901 Рік тому

    Barroco Music + Extreme Metal + Techno = Igorrr

  • @petegrusky2715
    @petegrusky2715 Рік тому

    The beautiful idea of individualism, contains no desire to be a part of any fraction. It's Igorrr ; no genre required.

  • @petegrusky2715
    @petegrusky2715 Рік тому

    Base drop, at about 2:17 gives me chills... Every time!

  • @1onesix
    @1onesix 2 роки тому

    It's a culture thing

  • @CM-sj9pb
    @CM-sj9pb 2 роки тому

    You are idiots, sun is an object and Satan is an angel with soul illnesses.

  • @chrexxie
    @chrexxie 2 роки тому

    No offence but this is the shittiest reaction ive seen so far. U look like sisters and brothers at the same time. Cut that fucking hair. Wannabe 70s rockers.

  • @feyehudson1
    @feyehudson1 2 роки тому

    Rats in my interpretation is the government

  • @cvalaris
    @cvalaris 2 роки тому

    What’s the song in their intro?

  • @СергейЧудный-з2я
    @СергейЧудный-з2я 2 роки тому

    уважая принципы сообщества,хотелось бы послать двух полупидоров в их прогрессирующую узколобую щель!

  • @pnac3d
    @pnac3d 2 роки тому

    Miss you guys...

  • @angeldelaluz
    @angeldelaluz 2 роки тому

    Please, Try IGORRR - HOUMOUS :D

  • @JohnDoe-vr9bj
    @JohnDoe-vr9bj 2 роки тому

    They made up their own language

  • @BeanstotheBones
    @BeanstotheBones 2 роки тому

    Its Breakcore, a sub Genre of Drum N Bass :) + a freaky Metal and Opera Singer, Awesome !

  • @dansfera
    @dansfera 2 роки тому

    Subbed. Would like to do a collab with you on our reaction channel

  • @c0rk450
    @c0rk450 2 роки тому

    They did not drink the coffe guys.....

  • @brettmanus7904
    @brettmanus7904 2 роки тому

    Your volume is too low.

  • @ezioauditore6038
    @ezioauditore6038 2 роки тому

    How can you react to music on such a shit quality lol

  • @timmay587
    @timmay587 2 роки тому

    They're werewolves

  • @romjanmiah128
    @romjanmiah128 2 роки тому

    REACT TO ,,,,3RD WORLD , IMMORTAL TEQ, GAME LONG OVER... SON ,, INKS DRIED

  • @romjanmiah128
    @romjanmiah128 2 роки тому

    MY PAWNS ON YOUR KING!!!!! CHECK MATE

  • @ДланьГосподня-ь1з

    This is not Lusifer, it's Yahweh! Tel Hai my Zionic brothers from Morbid Angel!