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tim keel
United States
Приєднався 20 лип 2014
A redneck by definition is a renaissance man. He sees something that needs to be done, and after his wife nags at him a bit, he figures out a way to get it done. Could be fixing the roof, building a cabinet or cooking supper. He may not know how and he may not have the right tools, but somehow, he'll get it done. And he'll probably talk some smack while he's doing it. This channel is about how a redneck renaissance man gets the job done, and has a fair to middlin good time doing it. For now, it's a place where I can share the music I have created (most of it with Jim Cox). Later, when I get the motivation to do it, I'll add some content where I do other redneck renaissance man stuff.
The Colonoscopy Song
Another brave foray into the exciting new genre "Old Fart Country", where we do traditional country songs with storylines that appeal to old fart, like me and maybe some of you.
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A Back That's Strong, (Why the election came out the way it did)
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An original song I wrote with my friend, Jim Cox. We wrote it a while back, in part about the guys I worked with in my tool selling days. It seems pretty topical because is explains some of the divide we see between the people who build things and the ones who complain about it.
Poke: Rafter K Rustics Style Ahi (or Bluefin) Tuna Recipe
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I was on a fishing charter and several of the guys wee asking about things to do with Bluefin Tuna. This is by far my favorite way to make it. It's one of the tastiest things I've ever eaten. For another really good and creative fish reciipe, check my Jamaican Jerk Yellowtail Tacos video ua-cam.com/video/TyG8sxUyeDs/v-deo.html
Psychologists and Other -Ologists Are Screwing Up Society: Chapter 1
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An old fart's logic explains where the country went south.
Misspent Youth
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This is a song I wrote with my friend Jim Cox as part of the birth of the Old Fart Country genre of music. It does what old guys do best, looks back at where I am and how the hell I somehow got here, One other quick note, someone said that he felt dumber after watching one of my videos. I can see why because my content is so cerebral. This song is another example of that. In writing the lyric, ...
Old Fart's Lament
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I took my wife dancing a while back and realized that I no longer belong. The music was terrible and you had to do the appropriate line dance for each song or sit it out. I miss the two step, waltz, polka and Cottoneyed Joe and I miss real country music. So I took my ball and went home and wrote this with my friend, Jim Cox.
Drilling a Dead Center, True Hole in the End of a Round Dowel: A Simple Trick
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A simple way to drill a true and centered hole in the end of a piece of round stock.
I Made a Belt Sander/Disc Sander Powered by My Radial Arm Saw Motor (Goes with The Redneck Lathe)
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A subscriber watched the video where I made a lathe powered by my widowmaker and asked for more stuff like it. Here goes. I made a belt/disc sander combo to go with it. I can't believe the safety engineeing department would appove of any of it, but you're all too smart to try this nosense at home so they can relax. Here's the link to the Lathe video ua-cam.com/video/d7EPiZQ0HE8/v-deo.html Link ...
You Can't Say "I Love You" Too Many Times
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My buddy, Jim Cox sent me the title of this song and told me to make myself useful and write a lyric around it. He turned it into a song. I once wrote a poem called "The Beauty of Imperfection" where the last verse was: Most advice on our lives seems to come from the young They'll know if they're right after the songs have been sung We want smooth pretty voices and they have to look good But it...
Sushi 4 Ways (2 For Folks Who Don't LIke Raw Fish) And 3 Sauces Simple Fun
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Sushi is a lot easier than it seems. These four rolls and three sauces have simple ingredients that are readily available. The techniques may not be sushi chef level, but if I can make it work, so can you. Have fun. For sushi basics ua-cam.com/video/Qyq7rYJiqSw/v-deo.html For Ceviche and Jerk Fish Tacos: ua-cam.com/video/TyG8sxUyeDs/v-deo.html Thanks for watching
Bare Feet and Salty Lips
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My friend, Jim Cox wrote this melody and sent it to me. It seems to me like the perfect lazy summer melody, so I wrote lazy summer lyrics to go with it. It's my dream of retirement. Wait till the end for a cameo from a real singer.
Test The Ryobi 40V Trimmer In Heavy Brush Using Homemade and Rino-Tuff Brush Cutting Attachements
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I have a hillside full of pretty heavy brush to cut and a string trimmer to get it done. If you're in that same boat and have thought of making some homemade blades for the job, I have saved you some time, trouble and maybe stitches by making this video. The link to the Rino Tuff Brush Cutter blades is www.rino-tuff.com. I admitedly didn't read the instructions because the print was too small. ...
Sushi Roll Basics The Redneck Way- Making Sushi With What You Have In The Kitchen
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Big Sushi will tell you that you shouldn't make your own rolls because it's a semi religious art form that requires training and meditation and specialized tools and ingredients. Look, if you're willing to accept small imperfections and don't mind foregoing potentially deadly delicacies like Fugu Fish, you can make your own at home. It's not hard. It's not expensive. It's actually kind of fun. ...
Cooking Foraged Wild Mustard Greens (Kenyan Recipe) With Blackeyed Peas and Cornbread
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Thanks for watching and Happy New Year. Blackeyed peas and cornbread are a Southern tradition on the First, and nothing goes better with them than a mess of greens. Picking the greens wild somehow makes 'em even better. This is one of my favorite meals. Try it and you'll see why. The background music is songs I wrote or co-wrote with my friend, Jim Cox. Jim not only is a talented writer, but hi...
The Rafter K Rustics News, We Report Through Our Stink Wrinkles, You Post It As Fact On Facebook
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The Rafter K Rustics News, We Report Through Our Stink Wrinkles, You Post It As Fact On Facebook
Making a Redneck Lathe From My Radial Arm Saw and Scrap Plywood
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Making a Redneck Lathe From My Radial Arm Saw and Scrap Plywood
Carving a Mayan Cichlid Lure and Storytime
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Carving a Mayan Cichlid Lure and Storytime
Fish Tacos and Ceviche (Yellowtail) Jamaican Jerk Style With Mango Avocado Salsa- Amazing Fusion
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Fish Tacos and Ceviche (Yellowtail) Jamaican Jerk Style With Mango Avocado Salsa- Amazing Fusion
Replacing a Broken Knife Handle from the Scrap Pile and Storytime
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Replacing a Broken Knife Handle from the Scrap Pile and Storytime
Carving a Baby Goliath Grouper Lure Using Natural Colored Olive Burl from the Scrap Pile
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Carving a Baby Goliath Grouper Lure Using Natural Colored Olive Burl from the Scrap Pile
A Wood Shop Setup Mistake That Almost Wrecked My Back
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A Wood Shop Setup Mistake That Almost Wrecked My Back
Don't Tell Me That It's Rain (Trigger Warning:Pro 2A, Anti-Woke)
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Don't Tell Me That It's Rain (Trigger Warning:Pro 2A, Anti-Woke)
Cooking Creole Rabbit or Chicken With Okra and Tomatoes
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Cooking Creole Rabbit or Chicken With Okra and Tomatoes
When you're vegan, you don't have go through all of that. Instead they send you a cardboard box and mailing instructions. Do you know how fun it is to take that box to the post office, and wait in line for your turn to go up and try to look perfectly innocent while the clerk rattles off all the things that are illegal to send through the United States Postal Service?
I asked my doctor about that and he just said "Eeeeewww gross". I'd love to get a bunch of those boxes to ship my Etsy stuff.
Hi Tim ! Thanks for the video. I'm often drilling the center of dowels, so I found your video very interesting. I will try your method. I try to drill down the center of dowels by starting with a smaller drill bit than I will need, and then drill a hole down the center with my hand drill, while letting the dowel spin in my hand. Then, I gradually work my way up to the size of drill bit I need. This is not a perfect method, but it seems to work fairly well. I'm making stands for whirligigs, so it's important for the mounting rod and stand to be square. If things go real sideways and things are obviously crooked, I find that you can enlarge the hole slightly until you can square things up and then make up the difference in the hole with epoxy glue. Warm greetings from Wishram..
Thanks for watching. I hope it works for you. I checked out your channel. Your whirlygigs are incredible. The Crowing Rooster is not only a really nice piece of art, but the engineering is pretty danged impressive. I'll have to spend some time on your videos to learn how they work. Very cool stuff.
Sweet victory for real people
Couldn't agree more
Since I switched careers I could care less about politics and di overall nonsense of so called freedoms . It’s never a win only a better outcome till it’s not . Side note gud lyrics 🤙🏻
I get it. As I get older and have less real crap to worry about, politics gets more interresting. Thanks Jesse.
I see what you did there, Tim….”there’s a vas deferens between women and men and he knows what that defrens is.” Very clever! 😂🤣
It's an old joke that gets funnier every time I use it. That's one of the joys of reaching old fartdom.
Every group needs an anthem, and you did that one proud.
Wrap wit Sea weed 😂 😂 nah sir that’s for them crazy people…… your pear is kinda on the whiter side but if it taste good that all that matters, but dem mango looking gud can’t wait till I can get sum real food again 47 days … gotta say 9/10 easy and yeh kinda disrespectful dat I didn’t get no invite to your festival feast 😂
You're in the home of some of the best fishing in the country. You should get one of the guys on the crew to take you to the river. BTW, had a helluva time finding a feakin ripe mango.
60 !! Your don’t look a day over 75 .. exactly sum people will comment back with straight up nonsense that they find on di web and truly believe it and try to push it on you but yet your the one who living and dealing with the facts … yes sir they spend so much money on mental health and real health issue get slap under the table … great video bredda
I don't look over 75 because I've lived a clean life. I stay away from rum and spliffs. Thanks for the support Jesse.
Hey Tim, great song! I'm actively avoiding discussing any heavy topics for my own mental health, but I'm glad to see you back.
Thanks. Yeah, I have avoided heavy stuff too, in part because I don't want to limit who watches based on something stupid like politics. Then I realized nobody watches anyway so I'd as may as well vent every now and then. Not being successful in youtube actually is liberating. LOL Glad you like the song. I'm trying to teach myself how to play the guitar and it's getting better slowly.
Nice adaptation!!! I’m trying to do the same for 6 foot closet rods in order to install 1/4-20 screw inserts. Ideas?
Sorry it took so long to get back. I was out of town for a few days. I have a sollution I think will work. I'll try it out and if it works, I'll make a video of it. I'll let you know when I post it.
Boys and girl 😅 Is that me? I think that’s me. In this moment anyway.
Whatever you are at the moment, thanks for watching. More importantly, you have an amazing voice. It's not only beautiful, but very expressive. Sometimes the singer tells the story as well as the lyrics, if that makes any sense, and you do it very well.
@@timkeel359 thank you so much! That’s very kind of you, I definitely think and feel everything I sing deeply and always hope listeners feel and connect too ☺️🙏
Gud to see your still alive and Vibing with your guitar 🤙🏻 great lyrics
Thanks Jesse. I'm trying to teach myself to play. I haven't seen any of your's lately on my feed. You focussing on boxing? Did you have your fight in Detroit yet?
@@timkeel359 yes sir 3rd KO My next fight is June stepping up in competition . Yeah lots been telling mi they haven’t seen my notification But I’ve been posting almost every day.. ight bredda keep safe out there 🤙🏻
Nice. Thanks.
Thanks for watching and for the comment. It helps me figure out what to do next. BTW, I looked at your channel and I have to say, the lizzard man (CS) gives me the willies.
You made me laugh a few times. One thing is for sure, a good idea only becomes a good idea after a few prototypes get wrong. Subscribed.
Thanks for watching and subscribing. It was a fun thing to do and I didn't get hurt, so.... I think they all would work on thinner weeds. These were more like shrubs. The store bought one was safer though.
Pretty gosh dang clever! Much better than having your buddy hold on tight while you wing it with a drill
Especially if you've drilled holes in all your buddys' index fingers next to the top knuckle. Some of the dumber ones are good for a couple of accidents, but they all learn after a bit.
Dam bredda this is an absolute smart idea that actually makes sense and doesn’t overwhelm anyone’s skill level 🤙🏻
That's good because my skill level gets overwhelmed pretty easy. thanks for watching it Jesse.
I'll try that next time I need to drill a dowel.👍
I know it's simple but sometimes simple is best. Thanks for watching it.
love the KW Shirt......cheers, Paul
There’s really only three kinds of people in this world…those that are good at math and those that aren’t.
It's a good thing that when you're pretty you don't have to math goodly.
Tell your proctologist that you don’t like it when he has both of his hands, resting on your shoulders, during his exam!
My dad called his proctologist his "analist".
Betta then gud lyrics 🤙🏻
Thanks for your support Jesse.
You are correct my friend. You can’t say I love you too many times. Not just loved ones but also to dear friends. Love ya brother.
Love you back. I don't say it lightly.
Kaboom 💥 yes sir Tim di chef Great video bredda
Mr. Tim, really enjoy your ingenuity.....give me ideas to do things with an old RAS motor I have... cheers from an old Geezer in Florida...Paul..oh yeah, am a new subscriber.....
Thanks for watching and for subscribing. I do have a new idea for my widowmaker. I'm trying to figure out how to make it all fit and still be functional. I should have it in a week or so. Thanks again.
Hey Paul. I made something new with the RAS. You were mentioned in the video so I figured I ought to let you know so you can defend your honor LOL.
thanks my friend.....Paul in Orlando.....@@timkeel359
Kaboom yes sir 🤙🏻 great 1 bredda… but sir sum of di video images or scary camera angles .. that being said gud job done 🫡
The camera angles are there so people won't have to guess at my pronouns. It's important these days.
@@timkeel359 😂 😂 truth
See di problem is your not using an Machete and some goats 🤙🏻 now did you accidentally hit your hair while trying to tackle di weeds ???
My goats keep accidentally falling in a curry pot. The problem with the hair is I've been married a long time and I'm old. If I tried the Jesse hair care system of 20 times a day, I' wouldn't get big arms, I'd end up with carpal tunnel syndrome.
@@timkeel359 mi feel yeh on the goats issue.. 😂 but dam old age problems be real. Ight bredda bless up G
you really are a handsome man
That's what I've been telling people. Finally a viewer with taste and class. LOL
That sushi looks almost as tasty as you!
I can see you are a bit aroused while you were filming this brother ! 😂🎉😮🍆👅😫👋🏿😞🤥
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Telling your doctor Im not a quitter means you're a Real Man, I salute you brother, keep up the good work, thanks for the video!
LOL. Takes one to know one. Thanks for watching and for the comment. Believe it or not, I used the "lathe" yesterday to make an axle for a bar cart. Maybe one of the dunbest things I've done in a while, but it actually works.
O bredda your licking yeh fingers like yuh just had sum gud chicken but nope you be eating that freaking new energy rawness… o what is wrong wit pipe flames??? It’s Di classic way to light up 🤙🏻 Gud to see yuh again
LOL Finger lickin good is finger licken good no matter what you're lickin off 'em.
It’s science just go with it , It’s what good luck comes from . Scary how accurate that is
It's a small sample size, but one year I didn't eat the peas on the first and only 11 months later I was arrested for DWI. Coincidence? I don't think so.
@@timkeel359 very interesting, I wonder what would happen if you missed more then one time ? Gotta be careful in our older age lol
@@Oct139 It might be like one of those old chain letters people used to send. (Harvey Schmedlap of Sheboygan broke the chain and fell into a Briggs and Stratton wood chipper). I'm too afraid to skip two and find out.
Looks gud bredda 🤙🏻 but now I will assume u wash di greens ??? And now be careful them foot fetish people be luving dis video 😂
I do wash them. Dirt doesn't bug me too much but who knows what the damned garden varmints do to them. As for the foot thing, don't hate me because I have sexy feet. Prolly the finest toes since Fred Flintstone.
@@timkeel359 guess I’ll just have to take your word do to di lack of video evidence on di so call wash greens … 😂 😂 Flintstones beauty standards
Lol Jesse your comment is to much , but I do agree with you we need that video proof next time .
@@Oct139 @jessetom it makes my heart sad to think that anybody would question the green hygien of a man with what Jesse apparently thinks are fetish quality feet. LOL
@@timkeel359 hold up sir Tim Now bredda I did see yuh put them in wata and salt but dat was di end how do I truly no you wash them wit clean wata ???? And 2nd I’m trying to help grow your wallet dem feet could be making money 😂😂
Bet they not only didn’t wipe from front to back properly, they didn’t use a cactus patty while keeping a grin on their faces!
Makes you wonder if there are any real men left.
Yes real news by an real American. Damn those words shouldn’t be needed what is happening To my country ? You and Jesse Tom need to collaborate that would be great.
Thanks. I feel the same way. I keep thinking we'll hit rock bottom and rise out of it, but they keep digging the hole deeper. I'd love to do a youtube collaberation with Jesse. He's a character that would be fun to be around.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Bredda ….. who’s di 1st if I’m di second who is 1st ???? 😂 Awesome video sir
I have to admit, it'd probably you in the gym video if it wasn't for the attitude. Instead I'll have to go with Lizzo. Damn, I feel dirty.
@@timkeel359 😂 😂 dead 😂
@@timkeel359 lizzo lol
@@Oct139 I'm just proud that I'm up to date enough on pop culture to know who the hell Lizzo is. At the same time, I'm a little ashamed that I know who Lizzo is. It's bittersweet.
Glad to see you are still enjoying being clever.
It's all for fun.
Kaboom 💥. Gud to see SAFETY IS NUMBER 1 Priority … 🤫 Now wat are those 4 things on di shed inside of a shed by di roof line But for real nice build up very clever
Thanks Jesse, The things on the shed are old ox yokes that I sometimes use to make wine racks. I'm actually pretty excited to get some tools and use the lathe.
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Good job, Homer!!
Bring back good memories Thanks for sharing
What was funny to me was looking at how other people have cleaned up since the mullet years and I went backwards. I might have to get a trim before the next video. Thanks for watching.
Great song bredda But now di pic at 2:21 yuh like like an western movie character no lies bru
That was at my daughter's wedding, rocking a tux with boots and a bolo tie. I clean up ok. Maybe I oughta trim it back a bit. Thanks for watching all the way through.
At my age, I definitely related to this !!! Thank you Tim !!! That was awesome !!!
Thanks for taking time to watch it. To paraphrase Red Green, us old guys have to stick together.
Hold up bredda 😂 dis more comedy then mi can handle will trying to focus Big up Now what’s on di Horse face Di lure turn out dope 🤙🏻
Thanks Jesse. Glad you got a chortle. That's a fly mask on the horse to keep her eyes clear. Hopefully I'll get to fish the lure soon. Respect
Awesome bredda 🤙🏻 yuh di big cook now . Luv di video and food looks gud
Did I get close to right? When I culturally appropriate, I like to at least get close. Thanks for everything, Jesse. You need to post something soon.
@@timkeel359 😂 yes bredda close enough but to no fully I will need an bowl 🤙🏻 Yeh soon mi will upload again
Good video, you sir are an rustic chief keep the video coming. Thanks to Jesse Tom for showing me your channel
Almost all of the subscriptions I have are from Jesse. He's the only person I see on youtube that promotes other people more than himself. Thanks for watching. I appreciate that you watch and comment. You should try the jerk. It's really good stuff. Redfish, specs, even gar would prolly be good with it.
Yup Dennis dis bredda Tim he’s got dat real talent gud singer and boom di bwoy is cook to make sure yuh check all Tim’s vids out and share dem to Bless up
@@jessetom Thanks Jesse. Where you been?
@@timkeel359 got injured then boom life hit harder but no complaints every days an new update so I’m not an shadow yet
@@jessetom Get better quick. Prayers for you
Good one buddy, this song deserves an music video that matches the song . Can’t wait to read Jesse’s comment I got a feeling he’s gonna have words.
Thanks for watching Dennis and for the comment. I was trying to show the story of a guy who, in the course of the day, thinks of a girl every now and then. What it ended up looking like is a random bunch of stuff with a song in the background. Would the video be more interesting if it was more literal, like a series of picutres of things like a car in a cotton field, a girl in a yearbook and an oilfield worker? Or is my idea okay, just not well produced? BTW, I haven't seen anything from Jesse in a while. Hope he's okay.
@@timkeel359 The song it’s self is great but unfortunately UA-cam people while most of them don’t want to just see us old guys they want to see an music video that match the feeling of the song, but hey what do I know I’m just an old out of shape Louisiana boy . Most important thing is your having fun and sharing with us all , now your right I haven’t seen Jesse around for some time hopefully he gets back with us definitely love the kids Energy and sense of humour.
Glad you figured out how to properly set up your shop. I don’t know how my dad lived with arthritic pain in his back, hips and knees for so many years and still managed to keep, for the most part, such a great disposition in life. Loved your joke about Ole Bill!
My grandpa was the same way. Looking back at both of them, I feel bad about how pissy I get sometimes for so little reason.
Nice looking knife, keep the storytelling format, and for the love of Jesus, please keep your clothes ON! It’s bad enough we have to see your bare feet! 😂🤣
At least this one didn't have any upskirt. I'm getting better.
Looked like you had some beautiful handmade cutting boards in your kitchen.
Notice how I discreately displayed it? I'm so slick.
Thank Jah there’s 2 comments already 😂 Now bredda thanks for another entertaining vid I’m pretty sure dat handle will last longer then a couple weeks
You sir are an craftsman